Whatever Podcast - 4 Kids From 4 Dads?! Brian Is SORRY?! Andrew Wilson IRL! Manifesting A Boyfriend?

Oct. 14, 2024 - Whatever Podcast

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4 Kids From 4 Dads?! Brian Is SORRY?! Andrew Wilson IRL! Manifesting A Boyfriend? | Dating Talk #204

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	So, with that said, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
	So, please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation.
	Go ahead.
	My name is Rebecca.
	I'm 31.
	I'm from Austin, Texas, and I'm a door-to-door sales manager and a podcast host currently.
	Age?
	31.
	31.
	Okay.
	What do you sell?
	Alarm systems for a brain store-to-door.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Hi, I'm Ariel.
	I'm 26, and I am a teacher.
	I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'm from Pasadena, California.
	All right, welcome.
	Wait.
	That's all you do?
	I'm parking.
	You don't do any content creation?
	I do.
	Well, here and there.
	Wait, guys, just a reminder.
	I do.
	I hear all of you speaking into the microphones.
	Okay.
	I do here and there.
	I do like TikToks, OnlyFans.
	OnlyFans here and there.
	Like, it's like, I'm not super serious about it.
	Okay.
	And just.
	It feels like I also dabble on there.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	Yeah.
	I'm not going to leave you alone today.
	Thank you.
	Wait, so just a reminder.
	Yes.
	You got to speak right into the microphone.
	So, okay.
	Any other kind of sex work you were involved in?
	Stripping, dancing, anything like that?
	I've stripped before, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Hi, my name's April.
	I am 38 years old.
	I do accounting.
	I'm a notary, public, and loan signing agent.
	Where are you from?
	And I am from Ojai, California.
	All right, welcome.
	Thank you.
	Hi, I'm Nikki, and I'm 31.
	I am originally from Minnesota, but currently in Costa Mesa, and I am the director of operations at a manifestation company.
	What is that?
	What is a manifestation company?
	So we have, we're like an online business, and we have a podcast as well as an online membership for courses where we help you reprogram your subconscious limiting beliefs and raise your self-worth.
	No, we are not like the secret.
	The secret is all about positive thinking.
	And our whole philosophy is that your subconscious is what attracts what you want.
	So we reprogram your subconscious limiting beliefs.
	Okay.
	My name is Aksana.
	I'm 46 years old from Sacramento, California, and I am a matchmaker.
	All right.
	And where are you from originally, though?
	Originally, I'm from Kazakhstan.
	That's a former Soviet Union.
	They speak Russian there too.
	And for the matchmaking thing, can you tell us a bit more about that?
	I've been doing it for over 30 years.
	This is my 31st year.
	I started when I was almost 16 years old.
	I really didn't know what I was doing.
	I believed that God had put me in that place to help people, and I try to do it since then the best I can.
	Now, of course, I know a lot more than I used to know before.
	So the whole purpose is to create relationships and marriages that have, you know, right family values.
	Where two people are truly in love, supporting each other, growing together.
	And I'm very passionate about what I do.
	Okay, all right.
	What about you?
	I'm Eva.
	I'm 20.
	I'm from Los Angeles and I'm a student.
	What are you studying?
	Political science.
	All right.
	Hi, my name is Mila.
	I'm from California, from LA.
	And so I'm makeup artists and I have a makeup school, my own makeup school.
	Age?
	38.
	Sorry, 58?
	38.
	Oh, 38.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I'm Lindsay.
	I'm 20 years old.
	I'm from Los Angeles and I'm a music producer and also starting my own music label.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Hi, my name is Alexandra.
	I'm 38.
	And I'm a best chef and also traveling chef.
	Now I'm located in South Carolina.
	All right, welcome.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson.
	I'm the host of The Crucible, a popular entertainment channel on YouTube.
	I do political analysis, political satire, and I like to do discussions and debates from time to time.
	All right.
	Welcome, everybody.
	We're going to go around the table once more.
	What is everybody's current relationship status?
	So are you single, talking stage, situation ship, friends with benefits, relationship married, polycule sex, culturum, whatever it may be?
	If you're single, how long have you been single?
	And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
	I'm single.
	I've been single for about a year and a half.
	Reason being, my ex, I had to get a restraining order against him.
	He was stalking my entire life, so that was terrifying.
	Because of that, I've been single since then to kind of, you know, heal.
	What was the other part of the question?
	Longest relationship?
	Six years.
	Yeah, I was in a relationship for six years, like a high school sweetheart situation.
	Ever married?
	No.
	He didn't want to propose, but I told him no.
	I wasn't ready.
	The six-year relationship, who ended that one?
	It was me.
	It's because he wanted to propose.
	He was like ready to settle down, start a family, and I just didn't want to stay in my hometown.
	I was like, my dreams are bigger.
	So I wanted to move and he didn't.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I am in a fresh new relationship right now.
	And it's been about six months.
	And my longest relationship was six years.
	And he ended it, not me.
	Okay.
	All right.
	This most recent relationship, how did you guys meet?
	Was it?
	He hit me up on Instagram.
	And then I thought he was handsome.
	So we started going out more.
	Went to David Busters, got pretty drunk, then started going on more dates.
	And then ended up he met my family at the beach and we all hanged out.
	And now I'm damn near living with him.
	So.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	That's quick.
	Right?
	I know.
	I was just going to say, be careful.
	I'm twice divorced over.
	I got divorced last year, but was still lingering.
	However that goes.
	what does that mean like we divorced legally but we're still hooking up up until like right in the mic Hooking up until like June.
	You know what I mean?
	Then things got a little crazy.
	The cops got involved.
	And I'm forcing him to be a dad because we still have that attachment.
	What do you mean you're forcing him to be a dad?
	Well, because of the whole cop situation.
	Right in the mic.
	The whole cop situation kind of like screwed shit up.
	So I had to wait till that fizzed out.
	No.
	DV.
	Yeah.
	Well, it was false.
	Like, he said I was doing some shit just because we're on the psychotoxic shit, if that's how it's been for the last 10 years.
	So I don't know.
	I just, the case got dismissed and we're moving forward now.
	So, you know, trying to stay single, learning what this whole new dating stuff is.
	But once I explain what I'm going through, what I've been through, the guys are going the other way.
	So why did you get divorced, but you're still hooking up?
	Well, it was 10 years of just me and him.
	So like, I don't know.
	It's just like familiar?
	It was that.
	It's familiar.
	Do you have kids with him?
	I do.
	Well, my youngest is his, and then he helped raise the other three.
	So.
	So why did you get divorced?
	Well, there was drugs involved and other women and other bullshit.
	And I was looking like a whole dumbass out here.
	And I know everybody in Santa Barbara County, Ventura County, LA County.
	So I wasn't having that anymore.
	When was the first divorce?
	From my first husband?
	Yeah.
	Shit, girl, like 11 years ago.
	I had divorced and then literally jumped into this next marriage.
	Yeah.
	How long was the second marriage?
	This one was eight years married.
	And then before that?
	Before that was only two.
	It was only two years.
	Yeah.
	And then how many kids do you have with the first husband?
	One.
	And then what about husband number two?
	I'm a four for four.
	I got four baby daddies, four kids.
	Okay.
	I was a wild child.
	Gotcha.
	Yep.
	It hasn't ended there, obviously.
	So you have one.
	So you have one with the ex-husband, and then one.
	And I have one in one.
	With both ex-husbands.
	With both ex-husbands.
	And then what was the gap between husband one and husband two?
	You said it was very quick.
	It was very quick.
	So where do the other baby daddies come from?
	That was prior.
	The first two were older.
	Okay.
	Gotcha.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Wait, so the sorry, how many kids?
	Four.
	Four.
	And they're there's two different fathers.
	Four.
	Oh, wait, there's two.
	That's why I called myself a four for four.
	I've got four babies, four baby daddies.
	Did you miss the four for four?
	I love that.
	Okay.
	I am a four for four.
	And you were married twice, correct?
	Yes.
	And divorced now twice.
	I'm running a streak here.
	Two of the kids are from each of the marriages.
	Yeah, the last two.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And then who initiated the divorce in each instance?
	Was it you?
	Well, the first one was a DV.
	So like I, that had to go.
	Yeah, so you initiated that one.
	Yeah, and then this one, we kind of were doing it back and forth to each other, but never followed through.
	So it was like, there's four divorce things listed on the county website.
	So you mean you were filing divorces?
	I filed about four times.
	He filed once, and then finally I was like, all right, this is some bullshit.
	And that was it, the last one.
	So actually, to be honest, I'm going to say it.
	I posted him on a women's site.
	And all of a sudden, all these girls were like, oh, no, I know that guy.
	Oh, I seen him over here.
	Oh, he was with this chick.
	Oh, wait, that's my friend's boyfriend.
	Do not date sites or whatever?
	Yes, it was definitely one of those do not date sites.
	And here came the Facebook groups.
	Are we dating the same guy?
	Yes.
	Is that what it is?
	I got busted on that one.
	I even got a lawsuit.
	So he tried to file a lawsuit for defamation on that website and tried to.
	Wait, the audio is muted, Austin.
	No.
	Okay.
	What prevents, because I don't know anything about them, right, those sites exactly.
	But if you were to post a guy's picture there, what actually prevents other women from just lying?
	There is a lot of that.
	So like if you're a smarter woman, you ask for proof or like evidence.
	So I got all that.
	Someone explained my vehicle down to a T.
	They explained my children.
	Like they explained everything to where it was like, no, you're not lying.
	So there were a few that you're like, okay, you're weird.
	But it's more of finding the proof, you know.
	And then a lot of it was like friends, family, people that I didn't know existed in his life that popped up and was like, yeah, confirmed it.
	Okay.
	By the way, for those watching, whatever fan, we'll get your TTS in here.
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	Go ahead.
	I am single.
	I've been single for about a year and a half now.
	And my longest relationships was six years.
	Were you married?
	No.
	And you said you've been single a year and a half.
	Is that correct?
	Yep.
	Who ended the most recent relationship?
	I did.
	And was that the six-year one?
	No, it was a three-year.
	Okay.
	And who ended the six-year one?
	I did.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Have you ended all your relationships?
	Yes.
	Interesting how that works.
	Quick input on this.
	Actually, hold on, hold.
	Yep.
	I'll mention it later.
	What about you?
	Married for about 10 years.
	Happily married.
	And that is my longest one.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm single, and my longest relationship was a year.
	How long have you been single?
	For like a year.
	Alright.
	No guys in the picture right now?
	No.
	Not even nothing.
	No.
	Not a guy you're talking to?
	I still talk to my ex, yeah.
	We talked about last time.
	Jumpstart my memory a little bit here.
	What's the.
	I just like snap each other.
	That's it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm single, never been married.
	I believe in traditional family and my family.
	It's very close from me.
	And my last relationship was three years ago in my country in Kazakhstan.
	Okay.
	And so you've been single for three years.
	Longest relationship?
	It was six years.
	Everybody.
	Match everybody.
	It's literally six years.
	I had a tenant.
	Is that the one that ended three years ago?
	Where's the relationship?
	Who ended the relationship?
	I moved to the US.
	Of course, it was me.
	And any kids?
	No.
	Do you want kids?
	Yeah.
	I want.
	Maybe a couple.
	A couple?
	Yeah.
	Why not?
	Why not?
	Two?
	Boy and boy.
	Somebody going to tell her?
	Well, yeah, it's kind of late in the game, right?
	I mean, it's possible.
	It's possible.
	She could be wrong.
	It could still happen.
	It's just late.
	I know it's not.
	Yeah, there's additional things like IVF and things like that.
	Pretty much guaranteed twins and boom.
	Yeah, IVF doesn't work that great.
	Courtney Kardashian's like, well, you never know.
	It really doesn't.
	You got to seed it sometimes up to 20 times.
	Well, it is not always guaranteed, but there's higher chances.
	If you're eating healthy, if your body's like, right, you got this.
	Yeah, I know.
	No, she can still have kids.
	It's just.
	Yeah, we're just saying it's rougher at that age.
	It's more difficult.
	It's just modern science.
	Limited time.
	Okay.
	We have no limits.
	We have no limits.
	Well, there's definitely, there is a limit.
	But, okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I've been single for about a year and a half now.
	Or a little less than a year, actually.
	My longest relationship wasn't six.
	It was like four to five on and off.
	All right.
	But there is a guy currently in the picture, is that correct?
	Sort of?
	It's not like I'm talking to him and it's going to be anything serious.
	One of my best friends.
	The P star?
	The P star.
	So you're not celibate?
	No.
	When's the last time you had carnal knowledge of your roommate?
	Or no, he moved out, right?
	I don't have any roommates anymore.
	I moved out.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't live with me either.
	I'm by myself, but I still see him.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm single for seven months.
	My longest relationship has been almost nine years.
	I got divorced.
	The relationship that ended seven months ago, was it the nine-year relationship?
	No, it wasn't.
	I just know her story.
	It's a marriage.
	It's nine years.
	It's a marriage.
	It's the one that ended seven months ago or different.
	Different.
	Oh, different.
	The most recent one, who ended it?
	Last one?
	Yeah.
	Me.
	And then your nine-year marriage, who ended it?
	Me.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, everybody knows Andrew's relationship status.
	You know, I asked quite a few of you who ended all your relationships.
	It's interesting to me that women often complain that men are scared of commitment, men are commitment phobic.
	But when you guys do get commitment, you overwhelmingly end it.
	I find that interesting.
	Why are you guys so afraid of commitment?
	Why are you guys so why are women so commitment phobic?
	It's confusing to me.
	Well, I mean, are we supposed to stay with someone that treats us badly?
	You know what I mean?
	Because I think in a lot of these cases, we were treated poorly, so we left because of that, but we wanted to stay.
	Like, they almost got divorced four times.
	You know what I mean?
	I think she wanted to stay.
	Sure, there's certainly valid reasons.
	She filed four of them, right?
	Or three of them.
	But then she stayed, you know?
	So it's like she's trying.
	You know, the state of Texas ended mine.
	I honestly probably let me ask the panel a question here.
	So those of you who have ended a relationship, in each instance, was there abuse or was he mistreating you?
	Every single time you broke up with a guy, he was abusive?
	Or were you just bored?
	I'm going to be honest.
	So before these two marriages, I was like, oh, one-year tapped out and I'm done.
	Like, you are not entertaining anymore.
	I am bored.
	There was no okay.
	I got to go see what else is going on out there.
	So, you know, I was like, and then I didn't want to be like those girls that are like, no, I want to keep him, but I want to test this, this, and this, and then pull that bullshit of like lying and hiding all that.
	Like, no, I'm going to be real.
	Like, I'm done with you.
	I'm going over here now.
	Whatever fan donated $200.
	Is this a Wendy's deal?
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	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, whatever fan.
	I appreciate it.
	Any of you have any thoughts on that?
	The whole commitment thing?
	Well, I wouldn't say that you're commitment phobic if you're in a relationship for multiple years because you wanted to commit, at least in the beginning.
	But then, you know, things don't always turn out how you expect them to.
	Yeah, I suppose, but I mean, it's interesting that there's a MB donated $200.
	Millionaire bachelor purchased $30,000 in billboards surrounding Andrew Wilson's town if a doxing him.
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	Play.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what that's about, but okay.
	Right?
	Sorry, go ahead.
	I think you were saying.
	Oh, that was just my point.
	I don't think that women are commitment phobic just because we end relationships.
	I mean, well, let's take it a step further then.
	We can look at divorce, for example.
	So, I mean, what are the vows?
	Till death do us part.
	That occurs to me that that would be a commitment.
	And words have.
	I can't speak to the marriage piece.
	Well, do you want to get married sometime?
	Yeah, I do.
	Yeah.
	But it seems like, I mean, my understanding of the statistics out there is that 80% of divorces are initiated by women.
	I mean, really?
	Yeah.
	So.
	Well, it sounds like the girls didn't have the healthy relationship, at least here, you know.
	So it really goes, in my opinion, goes for the poor choices to begin with.
	Now, I've got to dive in and see why you're making those choices.
	So clearly it is maybe connected to childhood examples that you had as a child.
	It's just because people show the best form of themselves initially, you know what I mean?
	Like when you first meet a man or even a woman, whatever it might be, they're going to show the best version.
	And then over time, once they know you're in that relationship, you're probably not going to leave as easily, then those little bad parts will start to show a bit more, you know?
	So I think that could be so.
	Then there goes for the question.
	Why didn't you give enough time then to let the person show completely?
	Why did they not show themselves completely, though, initially as well?
	You know, people would kind of take time for them to get comfortable too, you know, like the comfortability part.
	You meet someone, they want to put on their best show, and then you start to get comfortable.
	Like for the commitment thing, there's like a thing called like the six-month rule, you know, like after six months, you really know if you want to be with them or not.
	That's actually a year of four seasons, but like let me ask you a question, like sexually wise, when you got close sexually from which point of the relationship?
	Because typically, typically when people get involved, sexually connected, right?
	So it kind of blocks the intimacy and for people to fully display their true colors.
	So when sex takes place early, did it happen early in a relationship?
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I think it depends on the relationship.
	I feel like sometimes I will wait.
	Can you just try to speak like kind of with your head straight and something like that?
	Yeah.
	I feel like I will try to get to know someone a bit more before I do that.
	Personally, I can't say that's the case for everyone, but in my longest relationships, I have waited probably at least a few months.
	Few months.
	Okay, so when man is taking you out on a date, he's paying for the dates, he's investing financially, emotionally, and everything.
	It will come to the point that he will run out of juices, you know, that waiting period, and he will show his true colors.
	If somebody is actually committed to you as a person, they will respect your values.
	They will respect why you want to wait until the special moment when you truly know each other.
	You know what?
	In my career, when people are dating, guys, sorry, Brian, Andrew, I know you're married.
	But, you know, clients would say, oh, we want to move in together, right?
	But we want to get to know one another better.
	Like, okay, so what exactly do you want to know about the person before you make some sort of commitment?
	Like, what exactly?
	People cannot answer that question.
	They just want to be sexually involved.
	They think that this is true connection.
	Sex is great.
	Relationship must be good.
	Sex is not going to keep people together.
	It won't.
	It needs so much more than sexual experience.
	It's a beautiful experience.
	Absolutely.
	It needs to be in a relationship.
	But true, beautiful sex happens between people who actually connected, who really know each other, who connected really deeply.
	They know what is needed for each other.
	That is the highest level of experience.
	When sex takes place early in a relationship, Brian is not going to like it.
	I know.
	Maybe I'm wrong, but men typically don't like it.
	Yeah, but I'm a supporter of the relationship, but people actually made a decision that it is comfortable for them to go through holidays together, to work through conflicts, because conflicts are going to always take place in the most beautiful relationship.
	It is normal part of the relationship.
	But when they go through all of those stages, that's when they know each other.
	If you don't mind me asking, how long did you wait when you met your husband before doing something like that?
	Oh, and my husband.
	I am guilty.
	I'm guilty.
	So I made it very clear.
	So what happened in my personal life, I became a mom.
	I was a single mom.
	So I didn't have anybody in my life at that stage for about two and a half years when I met my husband.
	And he was just absolutely charming.
	I made sure that he understands that the beautiful things will happen, you know, after we are committed to each other and when we are actually when he proposes.
	Yeah, he broke me after the two months of dating.
	Dropped him.
	Yeah, but he understood my values.
	And in order for him to display that, he actually does see the future for us.
	The first ring that I received was promissory ring.
	So that is like the man, how he displays that he's not fear, that he's not scared of commitment.
	But he was to say that that couldn't be, you know what I mean?
	It could be fake in theory if someone's good at faking something like that.
	It is very difficult to hold yourself together, especially when you have chemistry.
	But I'm saying that if you want to build something sustainable, you know, it is better to wait for that especially.
	But when we choose poorly, then we are kind of shocked.
	I had this experience, you know, the words that we're not supposed to say on the podcast and everything.
	This is my second marriage.
	I've been married before.
	And I had a very clear understanding.
	It was my first time when I got to the United States.
	But my ex-husband, he displayed what men should not be like.
	I am grateful to that experience because I treat it as an education.
	You know, so, but yeah, for something to be solid with a full commitment, it does require right from the start to show commitment.
	If anything, I was going to say pretty much everybody's saying, like, you need to go through all of the trials and tribulations with whoever you're dating at that time.
	I need to see them angry.
	I need to see them sad.
	I need to see them broke.
	I need to see them at any point in their life to know if I can spend the rest of my life with you.
	So if I don't see all those points in your life, I don't really know if I can really live the rest of my life with you.
	Because if you get angry, you might want to hit me.
	If you get sad, I don't know if you're like super depressed.
	You might want to kill yourself.
	I don't know how to deal with.
	I can't say that.
	Oops.
	Yeah, just say unalived.
	You might want to do that.
	But I'm saying being in a relationship, I feel like it does have to take some time.
	Like, I feel like at least before you really even marriage, I feel like it has to be at least a year before you go through holidays together through every one of them, meeting the family, see how everybody's.
	Are you seeing a year wait to have sex?
	No, not like that.
	Okay.
	Have sex.
	But I'm saying, like, if you, if you're going to do like a full commitment, you need to make sure, like, even their family, because I've hated people's families.
	Yes.
	And you have to deal with it.
	Their family hates you.
	Or your family hates you.
	I don't like meeting families, period.
	I hate families.
	I wish somebody else didn't have a family so they can just be with my family all the time.
	It sure helps the decision of seeing how somebody was raised and like what their connection is.
	Like if they're sitting there like yelling at their mom, you're like, that's not very weird.
	If you're yelling at your mother, I respect my mother to the fullest.
	So I can't see somebody yelling at their mom because it makes me look happy.
	Yeah, so it's kind of crazy.
	I've heard someone on the phone be like, mom, you can't do that or this.
	And I'm like, calm down.
	Like, is that how you're going to, if you treat your mother, somebody you love, a woman in your life that you love, like, how are you going to treat me?
	And then how you raise your kids.
	Like, what is like your upbringing?
	So, like, what's your upbringing?
	So, can I raise my kid like this?
	We're going to have our finances.
	Like, how is everything going to work with us?
	That's an empathy discussion.
	How do you want to raise your kids?
	But you guys have to discuss before being married, period.
	Right.
	Yeah, I feel like that's the opposite of being scared of commitment.
	If you're breaking up with somebody because you want a better partner, like to get married to, I would say that that's not being scared of commitment.
	That's looking for something that you want for your life rather than settling for something that you're not really happy with.
	And if you break up before marriage, I feel like that's smart instead of getting married and then, you know, getting divorced later.
	When you're not misleading someone too, staying in something that you know you don't want to be in, you know, it's like living in sorrow.
	Yes.
	Once you're like married, I'll be right back.
	Yeah, but when you're talking about six, seven, eight years, it's basically like you're married, right?
	Come in law, yeah.
	It's a good chunk of your life.
	It's a depends on how young you are when you start dating.
	Because I feel like my first relationship, we were really young when we started dating, so it almost didn't feel like a real relationship.
	And then it kind of felt like we only had a few years of being adults before we broke up and we both like really just grew in different directions.
	Sometimes you stay with someone out of comfortability as well, though, too.
	Like you'll be with someone because it's normal and then you have to go through your like, I don't want to go through the breakup process and all of that.
	And then you end up staying out of comfortability.
	Or even if it's bad, I think it's an important thing.
	I think Spring Sprinkler and donated $200.
	Ladies, dates of World War I and World War II.
	My sprinkler goes like this.
	Thank you, Archduke.
	Sprinkler.
	All right.
	Thank you, man.
	Okay, really quick.
	Yeah, so dates of World War I and World War II.
	Just year.
	You don't have to give like June 12.
	World War II was the 40s.
	I know it ended in like, I think, 48 or 47.
	Okay.
	And World War I?
	To be honest, I have no idea.
	Not a clue.
	Take a crack.
	Just wild guess.
	I literally couldn't wait.
	Okay.
	Here, hold on.
	Scoot your mic.
	This way.
	Is it at the edge of the table?
	Yes.
	A little more the other way.
	Too much.
	Back that way.
	Straighten it up.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Take a crack.
	I don't know.
	1900?
	1890?
	I don't know.
	1890?
	I'm going to leave it at 1900.
	All right.
	World War I, World War II dates.
	Damn.
	They don't cover this in elementary school.
	Who the hell wants to remember this?
	Just take a crack.
	Take a crack.
	Yeah, same shit she said.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	Just give us yours.
	Give us yours.
	What she's saying.
	1941.
	Guys, guys, guys.
	If we're asking a question, whether it's this one or any other one, just even if you're going to get the person, just restate your actual position.
	Don't be like, I agree with her, I agree with her.
	Just be like, here's my position.
	Go ahead.
	Okay.
	The 1920s.
	For World War I?
	What about World War II?
	1930s.
	What about you?
	I was going to say the 20s for World I and 40s for World War II.
	Okay, what about you?
	Same.
	I was going to say 1920s for one and 40s for two.
	Okay.
	I will embarrass myself.
	1997 for World War I.
	But I know the second one.
	41 through 46.
	Wait, 1927.
	Sorry, 1997?
	For World War I.
	But then World War II was before World War I.
	And World War II, 1941 to 1946.
	But when was World War I?
	1897.
	Oh, I thought you said 1997.
	I said I'm going to embarrass myself.
	Clinton fucked that up.
	All right, what about you?
	I was going to say like 1920 and 1945.
	Okay.
	I know on the second, 1942 till 1945.
	What about the first one?
	First 1920 sorties.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I'm not going to make some shit up about the first one.
	I don't know, but 1940s.
	Just guess.
	For the second one.
	For the first one?
	1920s.
	It was the first time of the World War.
	It was 1913.
	And the second one was 1941 until 1945.
	Those are some guesses um, good job, guys.
	So what's the answer?
	Uh, World War One 1914, 1918.
	World War II 1939, 1945.
	You know what?
	So did that mad kind of close sort of fall apart?
	You know a little yeah, a little bit good intuition?
	Yeah, all right, let me uh random facts.
	Let me go into some of the uh pre-show notes here.
	So uh, we have Nikki here Nikki uh, so your company that you work for does neural manifestation workshops.
	Um, so what can you kind of described it a little bit?
	But what so?
	What does that mean?
	Like what when you say manifestation?
	Yeah so basically, manifestation is just being more consciously aware of what you're attracting into your life.
	We're all manifesting, whether we're consciously aware of it or not.
	Like everything that we attract within our life, we are manifesting.
	But our practice helps you bring awareness, conscious awareness, to that, so you can be just more intentional with what you're calling in and can more like kind of create the life that you're wanting.
	Um, and then we have workshops that help you reprogram your subconscious mind, so they're like guided meditations that will take you back to specific memories where you can give yourself a healing, and then we have different journal prompts to work through where you can really notice like, different patterns throughout your life um, different cycles, and then you can kind of take specific actions to move forward.
	So um, do you mind if I ask you a few questions about this?
	So i'm just gonna be blunt and honest right, I don't, I don't, i'm not good at minting words.
	I think all of that's total bullshit.
	But um to, to be fair, to dive in on it, when you say manifesting, are you talking about the laws of attraction?
	No, so then what does manifesting mean?
	Well so, the do you know what the law of attraction is?
	Okay yeah, so I thought you said it doesn't pertain to that.
	Um well, so the law of attraction is all about thinking positive and like more so like, getting into the vibration of what you law of attraction is just it, like attracts like so like, if you have negative, if you have negative thoughts, you're going to attract negative things.
	If you have positive thoughts, you're going to attract positive things.
	Yeah, exactly so, like their whole thing is, if you think positively, you'll attract positively.
	Or if you're like yeah like, like attracts, like.
	So your vibration is going to attract the vibration.
	We don't teach that.
	Um, we haven't really seen that that works or is effective.
	Um, my body, based on rigorous scientific study, just just with re, just with working with people.
	So um, the founder of the company, Lacey Phillips, she's um really into energetics and she notices a lot of themes and she's worked with hundreds of people.
	Can you explain to people what energetics are?
	So well, her kind of version of it is just literally paying attention to how to, how people react in different situations and how they do call in certain things.
	So like, energetics would just be the energy of how everything is, like coexisting together.
	What is this energy made up of?
	Does Lacey think?
	I don't know.
	She's never actually specifically said, never said, what the energy is made up of, but it's there.
	It's there.
	It's definitely interacting with stuff.
	It's definitely interacting with stuff, but we don't know what the hell.
	It is right, it's Yeah, I don't know.
	I'm not the one who, you know, developed these methods, so I can't speak more further into it.
	But we have had neuroscientists work with us.
	They've helped us develop the workshops and based on their studies and research too, have found this too.
	What kind of neuroscientists?
	Have you ever heard of Dr. Tara Swart?
	No.
	she's a psychologist and neuroscientist.
	We've also worked with...
	Well, you know that there's a lot of psychologists who call themselves neuroscientists, but don't have any type of degree in neurology whatsoever.
	They just say, I'm a psychologist and I'm a neuroscientist because it's so vague that you can call yourself a neuroscientist even though you have no degrees whatsoever in neurology, which is what that's what comes to mind, right?
	Is that, oh, I'm a doctor of neurology.
	That's what people would think when you say neuroscientist, right?
	Isn't that what you would think?
	Absolutely.
	But that's not the case.
	A lot of them say I'm a neuroscientist and they have no degrees whatsoever, no MDs or whatever the requirements are for neurology.
	So just saying neuroscientist, I'm always very skeptical.
	I've noticed that they usually have bachelor's of, not science, but bachelor's of art, a bachelor of art degree in psychology.
	She definitely is more credentialed than that.
	I can't remember because it's been like four or five years since we've worked with her, but she helped us sort of develop our and like review our first sort of set of workshops.
	But I get why you're skeptical.
	really do um and i understand there's a lot of that's old occultism right So this is not new.
	The church that I belong to has been studying the alternative occults, everyone from saints to, you know, I mean, this is a.
	What church do you belong to?
	I'm an Eastern Orthodox Christian.
	So anyway, I mean, they've been looking at it forever.
	And this is because in the East, there was a lot of occult practices there, too, right?
	But this is old, occultism.
	But I've just had a couple more questions, if you don't mind.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	So we're not sure what these energies are made of, right?
	There's just some energies.
	But let me ask you something.
	If you were to manifest a thing, can you tell me how that doesn't interfere with free will?
	So what do you mean exactly?
	Well, if you're going to manifest a thing, let's say I wanted a bicycle, right?
	And I really wanted a bicycle and I manifested it.
	Somebody has to build the bike.
	Somebody has to put it together.
	Someone has to deliver it.
	Someone has to do all of those things.
	So if I normally would not have gotten said bike.
	Well, what if you were like manifesting a specific bike and you like had all of these details laid out and you wanted like this old school bike and then you were just like walking down the street one day and you saw one by a dumpster, not locked up, whatever.
	And it's just exactly what we're doing.
	And that still would have been that still would have to necessarily influence free will.
	It still had to have gotten by the dumpster, still had to be built.
	All those things still had to happen for that to come to.
	It's not, I feel like it's not for that to come to me by me manifesting it.
	That means I have set in the energy, a series of events which necessarily would have to affect people's free will in order for that to manifest in front of me.
	There's literally no way around that.
	It would be impossible for other humans to not be influenced by the mysterious energies of my will.
	I don't know.
	I don't personally agree with that because I feel like you're just sort of aligning with what already exists.
	So I don't think that it's necessarily going against someone's free will.
	But well, okay, so explain this to me then.
	Let's think about that bike example you gave.
	We've got a bicycle and it has all sorts of little intricate details, right?
	Somebody had to create all of that, didn't they?
	Yeah, but it's already created.
	Wait, it was created before you manifested?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay.
	So you can only manifest things which already are?
	Well, I think it's a lot easier to manifest things that already are.
	It's not an entailment that you can only manifest things which already are, right?
	I mean, that's more so what we teach.
	We just want to align people with what's already existing.
	Like, none of our teachings are like creating.
	But how does that thing, which already is, come to you without you influencing the will of other people?
	I don't know how to answer that.
	Because it's impossible.
	Yeah.
	That's like, that would literally be impossible for me to manifest a thing, which was a created thing of a human being who was not me to me without influencing their will.
	That would be impossible.
	I don't know.
	I think we are thinking about this differently.
	I think most definitely we're thinking about it differently.
	But I don't know how to.
	I don't know how to rebute that.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I have a couple questions on this.
	So you guys sell the courses online, right?
	Or there's workshops and stuff I see here on the website.
	So it's $30 a month, $360 for the year, and then $3,000 for a lifetime, I guess, membership for the...
	That's just like you own everything.
	For all the courses.
	There's how to manifest, how to be magnetic, unblocked inner child, unblocked shadow.
	Yeah, I wanted to get into that too when you're down.
	Yeah.
	the daily practice unblocked i don't want to talk too much about the company and i also want to say like relationship with the money yes i work for the company but like i'm not the founder and i don't have like the same views as the founders So I also don't want to like make this too much about the company.
	No, I understand.
	Sure, but I'm only looking for things from your worldview.
	Okay.
	Yeah, if it doesn't align with the company, but there's unblocked money, unblocked love, unblocked boundaries, rock bottom, next level rut, extra layers, get clarity.
	And so there's a lot of different courses and workshops.
	You mentioned this bike scenario.
	So you could manifest a bike.
	Well, I just kind of used, well, Andrew was the one who said bike, but it made me think like one of my exes, he was manifesting rollerblades.
	And one day we were just walking.
	As one does.
	Yeah.
	We had just moved and we lived next to a park and he was like, oh, I really want rollerblades.
	And we went on a walk.
	And sure enough, like just on the side of the street, kind of out by like where people would leave their trash, there was a brand new pair of rollerblades just sitting there and they fit him perfectly.
	Well, I mean, look, I'll acknowledge that coincidences like this can be peculiar and interesting.
	You know, you'll think of somebody, for example, and then the next day you get a text from them or you see them or, you know, you think about a certain thing and it happens.
	But this is a bit of, I think, survivorship bias because what about all the times you do wish for something or you do think of something and it never materializes?
	And then I am also curious about, but you do think that as far as this manifestation thing, it's not just sort of about, you know, your, Andrew is kind of getting into it.
	You know, if you're a positive person, you'll attract positive circumstances into your life.
	I do think that there is some, I do think there is something to that, but you think it also pertains to actual physical manifestations in the world, like the bike, for example.
	I really want this really cool bike to appear and then a day later it's you're walking and there it is for you.
	Definitely know, like, I'm not saying that that would happen for everybody.
	Um, but basically, I, I mean, like with the rollerblades, like that was just an example.
	Like, I literally think my ex had said it, and then on that same day, we went for a walk and he found them.
	Like, he was really good at like saying things.
	And, like, it could be argued too, like, is it your intuition that's almost like dropping in, and you're like, oh, I want this, or I know this, and you're like, kind of like a step ahead of yourself in like reality.
	I feel like that sometimes happens a little bit.
	It did.
	The super ego.
	And how long have you been doing the manifestation stuff?
	So, I've been working with the company for about five and a half years.
	And I found the founder of the company like a year before.
	So, like, six, six and a half years.
	And specifically with her.
	When it comes to manifestation, is there any upper limit as to what you can manifest into your life?
	Yeah, so we like very much like when people start the course or like, you know, don't think about the million-dollar homes or the Ferraris or like anything like super crazy.
	Like, we definitely want people to get to know themselves first and sort of strip back those layers.
	Like, inner child and shadow are sort of our like number one courses we recommend after they learn how to manifest our like sort of process.
	And that's because there are a lot of layers that we pick up in childhood from zero to seven or like zero to 14.
	That's when we really imprint our entire subconscious and where we really pick up all of those limiting aspects.
	So basically, the courses help you go back and look at that and then reprogram that.
	And that's when you start to get like a lot more magnetic where things are just naturally flowing to you.
	Like a lot of times you don't even necessarily have to be supposed to be so specific.
	But how does one?
	I'm sorry, I don't mean to cut you off.
	I just want to be somewhat specific.
	How do you tell someone to go back to hyperfixate on a memory?
	What's the process for something like that?
	So she is trained in hypnosis.
	And so, yeah, it's like you get into a hypnotic state within these audios and she sort of guides and leads you back.
	Have you ever heard of a case?
	It was called the McMartin-McBucky case.
	It was a huge preschool case.
	It was one of the largest investigations ever done for the trafficking of underage children, right?
	And they had a hypnotherapist who came in, and the hypnotherapist was able to take these children back into these states of their trauma and this and that.
	Turned out it was all bullshit.
	They had implanted the memories via hypnosis, and a ton of people got swept up in this case.
	They ended up being completely and totally vindicated, right?
	But interestingly enough, like hypnosis, for one thing, there's nothing about it which is scientifically rigorous at all.
	I think that perhaps there could be something to the fact that through discourse with somebody else, you can, you know, perhaps focus on some memories that you have or things like this.
	But let's say somebody was hypnotically suggestible, right?
	You could suggest things to them.
	And there's a small portion of the planet which has been scientifically demonstrated to be highly suggestible.
	What's stopping a person when they go in there from planting something there that doesn't belong there?
	Now we have a fake memory or we have a problem now.
	Like what's actually stopping a person from doing that?
	Well, I think that's more like if you're in person with someone and they're guiding you, you should probably be very careful.
	But with the guided like audio meditations, listening at home, like you're in full control.
	And like you just sort of follow what your subconscious and where your subconscious is taking you and trust that.
	So it's not like anybody is, you know, planting any other information.
	And like with her guided meditations too, she's not like leading you so specifically into something.
	Like it is a lot more loose and it's like truly your body that is guiding you through this experience.
	So, but I know what you mean.
	I mean, I think hypnosis is incredibly powerful and can be really scary in some instances with like hypnotherapists who meet.
	With a few people who are suggestible to it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, I so I guess going back, because in your notes you say using manifestation to call in aligned partners and dating opportunities.
	I just I'm confused again by this manifestation thing because it seems like it goes beyond just you know bringing positive outcomes to your life, but actually in the blanking on the word here, but in the I can't think of the word, but so you could manifest, for example, a bike.
	Sure.
	Yeah, you can manifest like smaller things.
	Oh, only small things.
	No, I'm just saying you could manifest it.
	Isn't it just about changing your mind?
	It's like a mindset when it comes to that stuff rather than like it's just going to appear in front of me.
	Like I feel like manifestation, like you, if you think positively, then you'll work for it.
	Like in my head, I'm like, I want a bike, so I'm going to like wake up and then make some money and then go buy the bike rather than like it just like, oh, a bike is in front of me.
	It's like action steps kind of.
	Yeah, like that.
	Rather, because isn't that just the same of the, isn't that just the same as like a self-help book where it's kind of like, you know, it's anyone could read it, but it's really like you're already putting the work in to change your mindset, like buying the course and wants to better this.
	I mean, it's definitely all like, I think, related and similar because you reading that self-help book or you taking positive actions towards your goals, those are all positive things that you're reinforcing in your mind that I want this and like that you deserve it.
	But where people get caught up is a lot of times they consciously want something or consciously feel worthy or deserving of something, but their past reality doesn't reflect that.
	And it's like their subconscious mind that doesn't feel worthy of that.
	So like we really believe that your entire life.
	Okay, can I just ask you a question?
	I'll just ask this point blank.
	Does manifestation work?
	I think it does because I have manifested things and that like we're very specific.
	I mean, if it if it works, why aren't you a billionaire?
	Well, I mean, I have like so because she doesn't want to be.
	Subconscious said no.
	Yeah, my subconscious said no.
	First to me, if you can manifest.
	If you can manifest yourself something on a small scale, why can't you go that way?
	I mean, there is something here where, too, I think like as souls, we all have a specific destiny that we're kind of following as well.
	Doesn't control.
	Destiny and manifestation totally conflict.
	So I don't think that it necessarily does, but I mean, I have, this is where sometimes I sort of diverge from our teachings too, because I have, I do have some other spiritual beliefs as well.
	But like, I don't personally, like authentically, I don't want to, I really don't want to be a billionaire in this lifetime.
	It's not something that I manifest.
	They always say the same thing.
	If they manifest, they're not millionaires because they don't want to.
	Well, I would be, I would want to be a millionaire.
	I hope that I will be one one day, but not a billionaire.
	That's too much.
	Why not a billionaire?
	Why not?
	Like, why be the prince when you can be the king?
	I don't get it.
	I know.
	Well, you know, you guys all make like excellent points, but I think at the end of the day, like, we're just putting out self-help tools that are helping people create a better reality for themselves and find their authenticity and just more like attract more things that are in alignment with the people.
	Yeah, but manifestation is like, okay.
	Well, you're manifesting.
	Manifested this podcast.
	Like, you're also working.
	I didn't manifest this podcast.
	I took action.
	Well, yeah, but action.
	Well, action is a part of it.
	But you have to take action.
	I'm not saying that you just wave a magic wand and all of these things appear.
	That is what you're saying.
	No, that's definitely not.
	I really want a bike, and then you walk down the street.
	Aligned action is one of our process steps.
	So we have kind of three main thing pillars of the work, and it's unblocking the subconscious limiting beliefs, expanding your subconscious to show you that what you want is possible for yourself.
	And then aligned action is, yeah, like lastly, it's like you need to take aligned action steps and take the action to get there.
	I feel like instead of like sitting down and like in your bed and listening to audio and taking like quizzes, you can just get up and like work for something.
	You know what I mean?
	Well, yes.
	You absolutely used your own course.
	Yeah.
	I'm just curious.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	Well, I read a book that was saying that there's motivation and then there's actually discipline, self-discipline.
	So that you can have motivation every day, but it's do you have a self-discipline to get up and do it every day?
	Hey, can you manifest healing?
	So we don't teach that, like any physical healing, but I personally have.
	Like I've well, because my founder doesn't want to get into, you know, teaching that because she hasn't figured that out specifically for herself.
	I mean, wouldn't everything be within the purview of manifestation?
	Yes.
	Energetics or whatever.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I personally have manifested things that have helped me on my healing journey and have helped me heal my body.
	Journey.
	Did you do action?
	I know you love that word.
	Did you do actions, though, besides manifesting?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So wouldn't without the manifestation, would you still just have done the actions and the same thing would have happened?
	Well, the idea here is around.
	So this is what I think.
	I think that the conflate, it's a word concept fallacy.
	So when I talk to witches and warlocks and anybody who's invested in alternative theories of reality, is what I would say.
	Every single time when I dive into the particulars, thank you.
	When I dive into the particulars, I find out that it's just the same shit that everybody does all day, right?
	And I go, oh, okay.
	That's the particulars.
	So the word concept fallacy comes in where, let me give you the example.
	Let us assume for a moment that you were a hunter, okay?
	And you would go every you know, every morning in November to go kill a deer like half of the state of Michigan does.
	Okay.
	And when you did, you brought your lucky coin.
	And what made this coin lucky and the reason you knew this coin was lucky is when you were a kid and you were out with your dad and you were up in that tree stand and you saw the deer and you shot the deer.
	Well, you had that coin in your pocket.
	And so you were never going to forget that coin again, right?
	And you never did.
	Now one day, of course, 10 years in, you forgot that coin.
	You took the shot.
	You missed the deer.
	Uh-oh.
	You didn't have that lucky coin, did you?
	Now you go home, you get that lucky coin, you go back out.
	Of course, well, like magic, you take out the deer.
	The question is.
	Hail and well met.
	Lol Paladins donated $200.02.
	I manifested myself a hard, highly specialized and skilled job that I work 40 to 48 hours a week showing up for the past 20 years so that I could afford to support this podcast better than woman prattle.
	Yeah, the question then becomes: is this really a magical talisman?
	Is it talisman itself?
	I'm not claiming it to be magical.
	Hang on, but let me explain.
	Yes.
	The question becomes: is this a magical talisman, right?
	Does it have some magical properties?
	Does it have some other worldly properties which literally enable you to become a mighty deer hunter?
	Or is it possible that you made a bunch of correlative mistakes in your brain and just decided that this thing has way more value than it does?
	You just like to have it with you because it makes you feel better.
	It's like a whoopy.
	Well, I would go with that option, right?
	And I'm sure that you would too.
	Yeah.
	But here's the thing about manifesting: it's the same exact idea.
	It's the same exact idea.
	It's not in your brain.
	Yeah, it's the same exact idea.
	So the question is, is it just your whoopy?
	I think that it is all in your brain.
	Absolutely.
	And like we are saying, it is your subconscious mind.
	Like everything that we attract is within subconscious about it.
	Well, I mean, obviously there's things that come from our subconscious that then bring into our conscious awareness, but subconscious is a lot of things that we obviously don't have that awareness for.
	So like there are a lot of people who hustle and work their asses off and like work so much and like they're taking all of those actions, but yet they are still met with the same cycles and patterns or don't find the success that they're looking for.
	And I think there are ways you can rewire your brain a bit to like have better results.
	Yeah, but this is just common business school practices, right?
	Like, oh, you're doing something over and over again.
	You're getting poor results.
	So let's take a process and change something in the process.
	How is that manifestation?
	So when you say manifestation, to me, that sounds like magic, right?
	We have energy somewhere, which is being manipulated somehow in order to deliver something to you.
	I guess we don't use that word in that sense, but I know most people kind of do.
	Can I say something?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So with manifestation, also, it's the same thing as kind of like affirmations.
	You say you speak something into existence.
	And then also, the human brain is very crazy how it works.
	I've had an aunt that passed a lie detector test by telling her brain and training her brain that she didn't do something when she did it.
	You can make yourself believe you did.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Lie detector tests don't work.
	Well, they're completely inadmissible.
	There's people that are like early.
	Polygraph.
	Polygraph tests do not work.
	What happens is the post-test interviews, the interviewer is trained to trick you into saying, why is it that you failed this question, this question, this question, in order to get you nervous enough to make confessionals?
	Yes.
	The polygraph test itself has never been a scientifically rigorous test, which is why they're totally inadmissible in court and they're nonsense.
	So when you say somebody trained themselves to beat a test, which everybody can beat, right?
	But not everybody just worked online so their nerves were enough.
	I'm saying like they ask you like, oh, what color is my shirt?
	Oh, it's green.
	Oh, what is this?
	Oh, like, it's what's today?
	It's this.
	Yeah, but it's all of this is highly interpreted.
	It's off nerves and stuff like that.
	It's highly interpretive, though.
	Overall, I'm saying the human brain, like you're saying, manifestation, it's whatever the brain wants to convince itself of.
	Real quick question, though.
	What would you say is the difference?
	Because I know you're religious.
	What's the difference between like manifestation and prayer?
	Yeah, so this is a great question, right?
	So the way that I pray is I always just pray in thanks.
	That's it.
	And credit.
	What do you mean, like, what?
	I don't ask God for stuff.
	I just pray in thanks.
	Okay.
	Thanks for what you already have.
	Yeah.
	Just gratitude.
	Thanks for existing.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	You know, that's the thing.
	I think I pray about that more than anything, is I just thank God for existing.
	What about others that might say they're like praying that their living situation gets better or like to be better financially?
	Well, they're not really doing that.
	They're supposed to, they're throwing themselves on the mercy of God instead.
	In fact, it's the exact opposite of trying to control the will.
	It's doing the exact opposite.
	It's instead putting your will over to God in God's mercy.
	So he would be the guider here.
	It would not be you trying to control the will of even yourself or others, but rather putting yourself completely in the hands of God.
	You're saying it's not putting it out to energy in that case, it's putting it like in God's hands.
	God, yeah.
	I don't think God's will over here.
	This would be the complete opposite, which is why we would consider this to be an inversion, right?
	This would be, so I would think, let's look, like, let's pretend for a second that you really could do this, that I really could manifest something I wanted.
	What if I wanted you?
	Maybe that's how my ex got me.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, but can you manifest that?
	No, we only have to.
	Wait, wait, but why not?
	Because you can't manifest specifically.
	Why?
	Well, yeah, the free will thing, definitely.
	See what I mean?
	But if I could, and this is the caveat, right?
	It's always the caveat.
	But if somebody could manifest that, wouldn't you say that was evil?
	I would be basically controlling you against your will, right?
	Yeah, for sure.
	But just all I'm asking you to do is take that thought to its logical conclusion.
	If I wanted that cup you had, if I wanted that pin in your pocket, if I wanted the dollar in your, it's all the same thing, isn't it?
	It's me manipulating you to get the thing that I want from you.
	Who put those limits, though, on manifestation?
	Yeah, that's the greatest question of all, right?
	Why can't you manifest the person you want?
	I mean, it's all God.
	It's all free will.
	So that's why God gave us free will.
	We're not puppets.
	We can't be God's not, we're not robots.
	We're human.
	So that's why I feel like everybody's saying not to talk about manifestation, but I feel like everything is under God.
	So well, the reason, you know, the reason this is actually important when you're talking about dating, it's actually been stunning to me how many women are into occultism, witchcraft, tarot cards, some form of magic use, even recreationally.
	It's astounding.
	And so if you think about the population of men who are religious inside the United States, it's massive.
	This is a massive population.
	Same with women.
	And so I think to myself, well, you know, this is obviously very pertinent.
	People are religious.
	They're literally taught to stay away from that stuff.
	So as they're coming across women who are into it, it's always interesting to me to kind of hear the various reasons why, right?
	So I think it is pertinent to dating.
	I think it is.
	Witchcraft.
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	Question: Assume the man or woman is going full throttle like Jack Hammer.
	Man is missionary on down thrust, woman on top going for IT.
	How many thrusts after a stop until it becomes SA?
	One, two, three?
	This is actually an interesting question.
	Yeah, that's a good thought experiment.
	So the idea here is, and it could apply to both men or women.
	So, let's say.
	I'm letting you ask it.
	Oh, you don't want to be part of it?
	Wait, you don't want to be part of it?
	I'm letting you ask it.
	What the hell is that?
	I've gotten in enough trouble on Twitter.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	It's sexual's talk.
	Sexual thought.
	What was that in the beginning?
	What are you talking about?
	Well, so, okay, here, let me frame it.
	I was just going to say.
	You refrained.
	Let me frame it here.
	Okay.
	So, and again, this could go apply to the man or the woman.
	So let's say the man's on top and missionary position.
	And you say stop, right?
	But he's like, you were pre, it was all consensual before, but he's gone for it.
	Like, is fast, right?
	And there's momentum.
	The laws of physics, Newton's, what is it?
	The first, second, third, an object in motion.
	Object in motion will stay in motion.
	So if you're hooking up with a guy and you're like, stop, and the stop is like, we're done.
	But you were consenting before.
	And then, like, obviously, let's say he's on the down thrust.
	And he's in the middle of the down thrust.
	And you say stop during the middle of the down thrust and he finishes the down thrust.
	Is that SA?
	What's SA?
	No, sexual assault.
	Sexual shock.
	has he just as like and then does he get off immediately after the down she does He does the down thrust and then he removes his phallus.
	I think that's fine.
	As long as he, you know.
	I think once like he has a clear understanding, because you're in that mode, you know what I mean?
	So it's like if you hit the down thrust, then you're like still locked into sex.
	So I think once you get the point, you like stop and make sure that the other person's okay and either talk about it and continue or not.
	Like what do you like, what do you not like?
	Or have like a safe word, you know what I mean?
	That eliminates any questions as well.
	Because some people say stop because they like it.
	You know what I mean?
	That's why it's like have like a word.
	Hold on.
	I mean.
	Okay, guys, here.
	Let's not overcomplicate it.
	Let's just assume the man understands that it's a stop.
	There's no confusion here.
	There's no need for a safe word.
	The woman says stop.
	He's going like this, son, fast.
	And she says stop.
	At what point?
	Because there's momentum.
	You know, how many thrusts does he get until it's essay, you know?
	You get to finish that thrust and then you're done, bro.
	No, but I mean, what?
	So you're going to say, but are you going to say if he he's got the momentum, he does two, like he does two.
	Did he just essay you?
	I think it's when it becomes intentional past when he knows you want him to stop.
	You know what I mean?
	But when you say stop.
	Yeah.
	One thrust, two thrusts.
	And then he stops.
	Was that essay?
	Three is excessive.
	I'll give it that.
	Three is excessive.
	One or dad.
	But why not say stop if she's already into that and there is joy and she's wishing pleasure.
	Why would you say that?
	Because women do this.
	They're in the middle of consensual sex, but then for whatever reason.
	But what is the reason?
	Like if she experiences the pain and she is.
	It could be for any reason.
	It could be she no longer wishes to continue having sex.
	Well, if she does not wishes for whatever, like she doesn't wishes pain or something like that.
	That is like thin line there.
	But we are coming from the country where a man using the term no means yes, you know, so for us, it's like the essay and stuff like that.
	Yeah.
	Is like man's needs need to be fulfilled.
	Right, but that's not really pertaining to the example.
	So, okay.
	So, because I'm thinking like, okay, what if you're the guy and you tell her to stop and she's on top and she's fucking throwing it back, like just going fucking crazy, bro.
	How often does a man yell?
	How often does a man go, no stop?
	No stop.
	No, but let's say just a thought experiment.
	It's a thought experiment.
	Like if she's doing, if it's like, if she does a cut, like two more little amount of bounces and humps.
	If she does two more bounces, I'm not going to feel like, but if it's like seven, then I'm like, whoa, hold on.
	Yeah.
	I think that girl's an idiot, honestly, personally, in that position.
	Okay, that's cool.
	No, right.
	I agree with you on that.
	Like one or two, because you're in the moment, then it's kind of like, okay, but when you're doing it and doing it, that was like, bro.
	There's like another solid 30 seconds, like, you know what you're doing.
	Like, stop, you know?
	Yeah.
	I think that's like three, like three, what's the term for the girl?
	Like, she's bouncing.
	Same as thrust.
	Thrust.
	She can, a woman can thrust.
	A man can thrust.
	I think I actually think I think three thrusts is enough I think three thought thrusts is like the leeway.
	Boom, boom, boom.
	I think three thrusts is the leeway.
	And then you stop it after three thrusts.
	I think that should be the lee.
	I think that's.
	I think after three thrusts, it's like, do I want to keep doing it or not?
	That's what it's like.
	Or did you choose this?
	Am I sure I want to keep going?
	That's what the three thrusts is.
	And then if you keep going, I think it's like depends on the situation, though, too.
	Yeah, I mean, Nikki is having a heart attack, and they keep it.
	He's seizing up in the middle.
	What are you having a heart attack in the pussy and pray woman?
	Stop.
	What is the?
	Is there a man who would say stop?
	Sure.
	There is.
	Of course.
	Really?
	For what reason?
	There could be.
	For which reason?
	I don't know.
	He's a heart attack.
	He wants to be.
	His dick got soft.
	He's done.
	Hey, we're being very insensitive to that.
	The wife of God came in the head.
	You get it back hard.
	It's like, I shouldn't do this.
	Or you're girl.
	You know, you smell bad or something.
	Oh, yeah.
	I don't know.
	A lot of stories about girls.
	I smell like that.
	Yeah, you smell bad.
	You're like, I'm done.
	Get out.
	If I was kind, honestly.
	But that wouldn't be like, okay, sexual assault because you stink, gross.
	Like, no, you're doing too much shit.
	It is an interesting thought experiment, though.
	I mean, it's like, because there are situations where you could be having consensual sex, and then one of the man, the woman, says, stop.
	And it's like, yeah, you should stop.
	But like, if, again, in the scenario, if it's like.
	He said jackrabbit.
	So I give it the three because honestly, the momentum, you just.
	But think about it.
	So he's at the very top of the thrust.
	He's at the top of the thrust.
	But he's already started his momentum down.
	No, but like if you say stop at the top of the thrust, but he's already his momentum's already going down.
	Like, is it technique?
	Like, technically, could they be like, well, you completed the thrust.
	That's SA, but it's like.
	No, because he can argue objects in motion.
	Die into the mind.
	I mean, unless you start getting physical, if you start hating him, like, oh, this is like too much.
	Get off me.
	No, that's not what I'm talking about.
	I'm just talking about this very specific scenario.
	He's a jack rabbit.
	Where the momentum is quick.
	There's a lot of.
	And it's like he's already on the down thrust.
	Fuck it.
	There's gravity.
	There's gravity too.
	We have to case.
	He's on.
	It's a slippery slope.
	There should be clear reasons.
	Under which condition the woman should say stop.
	Do we have to take into account angle and pitch?
	I mean, that's where I was.
	That's the other thing.
	That's why I said missionary because missionary, there's gravity.
	You know, none of the rules change based on position.
	Maybe you get more thrusts if it's missionary.
	Maybe you get less if it's some other position.
	I don't know.
	Back shots, you didn't hear him?
	I mean, that's about Lamberson.
	Anyways, Law Paladin says, Good to see you in the chat, man.
	Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
	Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
	For shalt thou not count, neither count thou two.
	That was poetic Shakespeare shit.
	Law Paladins.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	That is an interesting thought experiment, though.
	You know, I mean.
	Anyways, okay.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	All right.
	Let's get back to the pre-show notes here.
	So, going back to you, we're going to move off of the manifestation stuff.
	You said you had interesting points of view on topics discussed on your podcast that I feel often get neglected or left out.
	And any of those come to mind right now?
	Not right now, but if I don't know.
	I just feel like normally when I've seen the podcast, I feel like you guys do ask a lot of the same questions, and it tends to be a lot of the same points of view.
	And I guess I just haven't heard too many people with similar perspectives to mine.
	However, we just had such a long manifestation pander that I'm ready to move on.
	Well, I'll read this really quick.
	Realistic heart.
	Manifestation lacks empirical evidence.
	Success toward a goal often requires effort, opportunity, cognitive bias, pattern recognition, an optimistic thinking, realistic heart.
	Thank you very much for the $100 super chat, man.
	Really appreciate it.
	Love Paladins, five is right ought out.
	Once the number three being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch towards thy foe.
	By the way, can you pull that previous super chat back up?
	God, I can.
	I got it.
	Is it realistic hard?
	Yeah, I just wanted to thank you for being a big donor to both the whatever and the crucible.
	Realistic heart.
	Appreciate it very much.
	Yo, thank you.
	Thank you, man.
	All right.
	So if you guys want, read 100 TTS 200 if you want to get the message in.
	Okay, so let's see.
	Using manifestation to call online partners, dating in LA.
	I mean, it sucks.
	Is that the basic?
	I actually had a lot of fun when I first moved to LA.
	But yeah, like just lots of adventures.
	I was definitely very much on a high with my manifestation journey.
	So, journey.
	But yeah, I called in just fun experiences, motorcycle rides, like going to like fun places around the city, stuff like that.
	How did you meet the people that you met in LA that you were doing?
	When I first moved, definitely dating apps.
	But I also lived in a co-living where we had 100 people across eight houses and all sort of like around my age.
	So I met a lot of people just through connections through there too.
	Okay, let's see what else you said.
	Self-help, wellness, spirituality, astrology.
	Oh, boy, when it comes to dating.
	Okay.
	Dating culture standards today.
	No, not astrology, too.
	Yes, I'm definitely into astrology.
	So she agrees on those things.
	I am sure I have different and unique takes when it comes to topics for you.
	I would love to know your chart.
	And energetics.
	Well, I'm an Aquarius.
	Okay, I was going to air sign.
	And it's the year of Aquarius.
	Wait, you do Reiki?
	Reiki, yeah.
	By the way, I just lied to you.
	I'm actually a Taurus.
	Oh, okay.
	Ooh.
	Ooh, you got me.
	But I thought you had air and astrology.
	Actually, just so you know, I really am an Aquarius, right?
	You got me.
	Well, I mean, that's why I like to see someone's chart because we all have all of the signs in our charts.
	Killer, I think.
	Yeah.
	Have you ever noticed when it comes to astrology that everything which is inside of a star chart or inside of any type of perceived prophecy for what that will entail is so vague that it can literally be applicable to any human being on planet Earth?
	I mean, I. Like if we were to pull up, if I had Brian pull up right now, right, today, whatever my horoscope was for.
	Not horoscope, but I don't believe in horoscopes personally.
	Well, what is astrology then?
	Astrology is where the planets are when you were born.
	So like all of the planets have a specific energy and the different planets sort of correlate to different things.
	Like within your chart, for example, like where the moon is placed in that sign is more related to your emotional being inside of things.
	And everyone has like different dominant planets.
	So there is a lot that goes on.
	But what does that tell you?
	For me, it just is like a little bit of a blueprint on the energy that you may experience.
	But this is prophecy.
	So there is predictive astrology.
	However, I just don't personally.
	I'm not into it.
	Well, what's it for?
	Like, what would it be?
	For me, it helps me understand myself and others.
	So that you can make predictions.
	I mean, it just helps me understand myself.
	But why do you want to understand?
	Like, why would you want to understand a thing about a person unless it was as a predictive model?
	Right?
	So, like, for instance, with dating, like, knowing my partner's chart and like knowing different energies within that, like, it helps me better understand.
	Yeah, I guess I, I mean, I guess technically predictive.
	It's always a predictive model.
	So the thing is, is like, since it's not like I'm predicting anything specific, but it's like, oh, well, if he, you know, is very talkative and social when he's out and meeting new people, I understand, like, oh, he's a Libra rising and he's very chatty and social butterfly.
	And so it creates.
	Or opposite, if he's like a Scorpio rising, he may hate going out.
	So it creates predictive models.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	That's why, I mean, that's what it's for.
	So it is a horoscope in a way.
	In a way, it's just not like on Tuesday the 18th you are going to experience XYZ.
	Yeah, whatever the vague thing is that you may or may not experience, whatever that may be.
	But even this is a predictive model, right?
	Yeah.
	I'm guessing that any chart that you would show me, I could apply it to anybody who is sitting right here.
	I mean, to a T, I bet you I could do it.
	You do you think so?
	I do think so.
	In fact, I've seen this.
	Would you have to say because they're like, oh, they're a Scorpio?
	No, never.
	You're done.
	I'm not friends with you.
	I love Scorpios.
	You said also in your notes, proponent of women waiting to have sex until they are sure they're seeing consistency and commitment from men.
	Yeah, I think it's sort of.
	I knocked down this beautiful thing.
	You're not supposed to let them speak English.
	Espanol.
	Espanol.
	Don't tell me.
	Those were all the words he knew.
	That's all he knew.
	That's all I knew.
	That's all he knew.
	Austin, can you open the door?
	So, okay.
	Yeah, I think it kind of goes back to.
	Has that always been your standard, by the way?
	You've never had a one-night stand or a.
	I mean, I have in college.
	I was definitely a very different person in college.
	And I think all these self-help tools is what I personally needed to get out of like dark places.
	I really didn't know myself and I was really struggling in a lot of aspects.
	Would you say you had to find yourself?
	I did have to find myself, Andrew.
	I would say that.
	It was a journey.
	Did you find yourself on your journey?
	I think so.
	Obviously, still discovering along the way.
	Discovering.
	So you're obviously on your journey of self-discovery then.
	I think it's a lifelong journey, Andrew.
	Lifelong journey of self-discovery.
	Okay.
	But yeah, no, I think because I've learned from my past relationships, I mean, my first James, the bull donated $200.
	Thank you, James.
	Nice to see you doing well, Alexandra.
	Thank you for amazing food you prepared for us on Oxana's love tour in Orlando.
	You are an absolute delight.
	Men are in need of traditional quality women like you.
	James.
	James, thank you very much.
	Appreciate the TTIs.
	Thank you, thank you.
	Well, I mean, but how amazing was this food?
	She puts lots of love in the things that she does.
	She's a professional chef, and she's like, whatever she touches, just turns into.
	Yeah.
	Can you just tilt your mic down a little bit?
	That's okay.
	So really quick going back.
	So, okay.
	You're proponent of waiting to have sex until they are sure they're seeing consistency and commitment from men.
	Who here at the table agrees?
	Do you agree that women should wait to have sex until they are sure they're seeing consistency and commitment from men?
	Or at least waiting some portion of time before just having sex?
	I think so.
	Guys, into the mics, please.
	I think so.
	What was the question?
	That was a nope for me.
	No for you.
	I recall that in your notes.
	Over here, you guys?
	No.
	So, no waiting.
	No.
	Okay, fair enough.
	Correct.
	And then those of you who said, yeah, I should wait, just show of hands.
	Have you been with a guy that you didn't wait for?
	I'm sort of with the question.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not going to repeat myself.
	You just have to kind of listen.
	And I'm sorry.
	But yeah, the guy that I was with for six years, I think it was maybe after like a month or so.
	It was still waiting, but not like an extended period.
	And obviously it worked out until I left.
	Yeah.
	Okay, let me simplify the question here.
	Those of you who said, yes, it's good to wait, have you ever not waited?
	I mean, how long is waiting?
	I don't know.
	How long do you think you should wait?
	I would say at least like a month, personally.
	I think anything longer than that.
	Which happens to correspond with the exact amount of time that you happened to wait in the shortest period, right?
	That's why I did.
	Right.
	I'm like, latest taste.
	Isn't that interesting that it just happens to correspond with the shortest period of time?
	She makes it a little bit different.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So, man, I mean, on your journey.
	A short journey, but a journey nonetheless.
	On your journey of self-discovery.
	Exactly.
	What about you?
	What's the shortest amount of time that you should wait?
	I usually, everybody I ended up doing it with was like six months or over.
	Okay.
	I've never had a one-night stand.
	You're a fucking liar.
	You think I'm a liar?
	I was going to just call you out on that.
	You think you just said the guy you were with was six months.
	Yeah.
	And you haven't touched him yet?
	We literally just did it.
	And I don't have the fucking lie.
	I thought this shit.
	I don't have to fucking lie.
	Honestly, if I'm being fucking for real, I did have sex with him literally now.
	And now we're going to Italy next month for my birthday.
	And I think I might end up really being with this guy.
	Wait, so the quickest you've hooked up with a guy was six months.
	Yes.
	You guys.
	Everybody can think I'm a liar.
	I don't give a damn.
	I know.
	So you haven't done five months or four months, which three.
	That's even a long time.
	Haven't done that.
	Also, oral counts.
	Is it what guys?
	Oral counts.
	Oral counts.
	Oh, no.
	I don't even like giving head.
	I like receiving it.
	Did he give you a head before then?
	Did he give you a head before then?
	Yes, he did.
	So just how long in?
	Six months.
	Okay, That was like two months in, two, three months old.
	Yeah.
	No, oh, God.
	I swear to God.
	I'm not even cat.
	I gave you a head, and that was that.
	No, like, this is so much cope.
	So much cope.
	Oh, God.
	You guys are not even knowing.
	People that actually know me know that this is how I am.
	Wait, hold on.
	And you're like, you're a sex worker.
	This guy's giving you taking you to Italy.
	You're a sex worker, right?
	Like, stripper.
	I used to strip.
	I don't have to strip anymore.
	But you used to, but you do only fans?
	Yeah.
	When you were stripping.
	Only fans, it's like me like a story.
	Wait, so you're like moral compass is that that's like you'll do like stripping and all that, but like one night stand, it's just totally off the table.
	I think that is so different.
	I mean, it's possible, but it's different.
	Having one night stands, that's like totally different from the story.
	Okay, fine.
	You hooked up with a guy on the third date and you dated him for three years.
	That's never really.
	You dated them for a couple months or a couple years, really?
	Every guy.
	When you were a stripper, did you do extras?
	No.
	I'm not a prostitute, so I don't.
	See, at least you know that that's prostitution.
	That's prostitution.
	Honestly, you guys can believe whatever the hell you guys want to believe, but I know what the hell I did.
	I shake ass, and that's the most I fucking did.
	So, and that's what I do on my OnlyFans.
	If you guys want to subscribe, go ahead, feel free to.
	Y'all see a bunch of ass.
	Wait, can I ask you a question?
	So, like, if you heard a stripper tell you, because you worked in how many clubs?
	Like eight?
	Eight different clubs?
	Yeah.
	So, if like a stripper came up to you and she told you she was a virgin, would you believe her?
	There's a possibility.
	There's those rare few.
	I mean, I started like a- Which way would you lean, though?
	Huh?
	Which way would you lean?
	Well, obviously, everybody's going to be looking at her.
	You're a stripper.
	Everybody assumes that strippers are like, what, whores?
	But that's not the case.
	Well, so it is.
	Look, I'll even grant that it is possible a woman could, I suppose, jump a few steps ahead and become a stripper and but still be a virgin.
	It could happen.
	Maybe it has.
	In fact, it probably has happened.
	But it's kind of like the, you know, it's like, oh, somebody just jumps straight into like shooting heroin.
	It's like, well, stripping, you're going to compare stripping to shooting heroin?
	No, like a lead way into it.
	Yeah, there's a lead into it.
	It's all how you look at stuff.
	It's all how you do stuff.
	So pretty much, yes, I'm sure.
	But you agree with me that there's patterns for how people usually do stuff.
	Yeah.
	And one of those patterns is, is like, if you're a hard drug addict, you usually started with softer drugs.
	If you're somebody who's in sexual.
	Yeah.
	If you're somebody who's in sex work, you usually had kind of a graduated experience from promiscuity to this to this, right?
	She was a juggernaut.
	In other words, there's still patterns.
	They're doing it out of like necessity.
	Like they're in a financial mind or something.
	They have no other choice.
	You know what I mean?
	Like maybe they became a stripper for that reason.
	And they don't per se.
	Nope, that's not usually the pattern though, right?
	That would be that I think that that would usually be the outlier to the pattern.
	I'm not saying again that that's not possible and doesn't happen.
	I'm sure it does.
	Brian would concede that that does.
	Do you think like every stripper does it because they enjoy it genuinely?
	No.
	If a girl is not.
	Hang on.
	Let me respond real quick.
	So to your question, nothing's a monolith.
	It's not saying all cases of all things always are X, right?
	That would be absurd.
	You just can't ever make the human behavior is super complex.
	So you can't always make those determinations.
	But what I can say is that human beings are pattern recognition machines, and that is what we are.
	And that's how you can predict that you're in a safe area.
	That's how you can make, and you're almost always right about these things, right?
	Because you predict it based on patterns.
	The same thing occurs with stripping, sex work, drug addicts, addictive behavior.
	And you know this because you can make predictions based on these things.
	Okay, right.
	Making predictions, that's judging a book by its cover, like usually what doctors usually do with making an educated guess.
	Yeah, I'm sorry.
	I mean, you were just talking about what is the backstory.
	That's true, but there's all sorts of times where judging a book by its cover is just fine.
	Like, let me give you an example of that.
	A guy runs in with a rifle and a ski mask into a store.
	He might not be robbing the store.
	Right?
	Is that not correct?
	He might not be robbing the store, right?
	I mean, it's a bit too much.
	That's a girl's.
	Oh, wait a second.
	Why are you judging a book by its cover?
	Wait a second.
	That's unbelievable that you would do that.
	He's trying to harm someone.
	A stripper's not trying to hurt him.
	Wait, harm.
	Wait, wait.
	We haven't established he's trying to harm anyone.
	We haven't established.
	He's not like a fighter fear.
	You're assuming.
	Right.
	You're assuming.
	If someone runs in with a weapon, yes.
	Okay, here.
	Let me give you an easier example.
	You're walking down the street at night, okay?
	And there's a group of men who are walking towards you and you cross the street.
	Aren't you making a shitload of assumptions?
	Again, that's a woman alone at night in the middle of the street.
	One's stripping.
	She's making tons of assumptions.
	Right, but one's like a matter of safety.
	Both of those points.
	So what?
	Everything's a matter of safety.
	Strippers?
	Every predictive model you come up with is a matter of safety.
	What are you talking about?
	You actually will be going to the strip club.
	Everything matters.
	Okay, tell me what you do that isn't a matter of safety, honestly.
	When you make a predictive model based on how you judge people or judge your surroundings, yeah, that wouldn't be a safety issue.
	How?
	You wouldn't want like bouncers around, things like this.
	But what, okay, but back to the initial question, though, I don't understand.
	Back to the fact that we're pattern recognition machines.
	Because we're pattern recognition machines, we pick up patterns all the time, non-stop.
	We make all sorts of judgments on people all the time for our own personal safety.
	They might be wrong, right?
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	So assuming she went into sex work, she's already promised.
	Okay, okay, but I'm not saying that they couldn't be wrong, but I'm giving you examples of where you could be wrong.
	When a guy runs in with a mask or if a guy, if you hop into a car that's making loud banging noises, right?
	You could be completely everything safety.
	What isn't safety?
	It's not safer.
	How is that not safe?
	I don't understand how that's not safety.
	Because she wasn't promiscuous prior.
	She might not have been.
	She might have been going into it because of this.
	Yeah, but you're value.
	Okay, wait, wait, stop.
	We're talking past each other.
	You're making a value judgment, right?
	Why would you be making a value judgment on if someone's a sex worker or not?
	It's because you think, okay, wait a second.
	There might be a problem here.
	There might be an issue here.
	An issue?
	What do you mean, an issue?
	Well, like, I don't know, if you're dating and someone says, oh, I'm a sex worker.
	Now you're worried about what?
	You judge that sex worker term is crazy.
	Okay, now suddenly it's, oh, she might have STDs.
	Oh, she might have venereal disease.
	She might, or she might be very promiscuous.
	Those all seem like they're very much safety related to me.
	That's if you go to that point to end up trying to have sex with a stripper.
	What strippers are are exotic dancers or value judgments which are generally made?
	Saying how it could affect you is what you're saying.
	Yeah, that's how we make all value judgments.
	They're not just dancers.
	I mean, you buy a dance, you go in the back room, they sit on your lap and all of that.
	So I think we're just talking past each other.
	I understand what you're saying.
	Yeah, I do.
	That it's like basically what's her past because of what she does, which I don't think is like always accurate, of course, but I do see what you're saying about how like there's a risk associated because there's an image.
	Right.
	People.
	Right.
	And so because of this, because of this risk, which is there, that's why value judgments are there, right?
	It's the same reason I think that women will cross the street if they're alone at night and there's two men walking towards them.
	And I don't think there's anything wrong with it, right?
	I think that they're making a value judgment, even though it's probably wrong.
	In fact, it almost always will be wrong almost every single time.
	But I don't blame them for doing it.
	I don't blame them for making that value judgment.
	Something with your judgment is wrong with possibly, I don't know how you judge exotic dancers, but maybe your judgment is wrong for that.
	Do you think that exotic answer is a lie?
	But even if I conceded that that was true, that really wouldn't negate my point, which is that we make these value judgments based on patterns that we see.
	So whether or not I judge them wrongly or not wrongly or whatever, that really wouldn't matter to the point of we're judging based on patterns that we see.
	So usually if we see a stripper, you would agree with me that in most cases, there was probably escalations which led to this.
	In most cases, it was not a, I'm 18 and I grew up on the farm and I just can't wait to get to the club.
	I just can't, I can't wait, Dad.
	I can't, come on, Fido.
	We're going to go take the cab to the strip club in the city.
	I can't wait.
	Like, that's not the normal story, right?
	The normal story is a single mom, abuse in the home, all sorts of things like this, escalations which led up to promiscuity.
	These are the common stories which are heard and the common stories which people hear, not, you know, oh, I have this little house in the prairie and I just couldn't wait to go take off my clothes in front of a bunch of men in a club.
	That's not usually what you hear, right?
	When you say exotic dancers, do you not think strippers are sex workers?
	It's different.
	Like, the club that I used to work out a lot was Sam's, and, like, I didn't even take off my top.
	Well, what's a sex worker?
	I say, I consider, like, I guess I'm a dancer.
	I'm an exotic dancer.
	I'm an entertainer.
	I don't consider myself a sex worker.
	Yeah, well, I know, but my question was: what is a sex worker?
	A prostitute?
	I don't know.
	When men go to a strip club, what do you think?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hang on.
	Wait.
	What?
	Like, so, like, somebody who's doing porn, corn, right?
	Okay, I have to use the word because we're on YouTube.
	Okay.
	But they have no partner.
	It's just them.
	Oh, well, that's a sex worker.
	I guess women that are.
	Is that prostitution?
	Well, they're getting paid for it.
	So to a certain extent.
	So if you're getting paid for some type of provocative sexual act, well, I can kind of compare it to like a burlesque show.
	Like if I'm just dancing with a sexy outfit.
	Well, no, it's intent.
	So, I mean, we have a distinction in intents.
	Just like with art.
	You say, oh, there could be some men who, if they go and they see a nude model, they get, you know, whoa, they get very, you know, riled about that.
	It's like, okay, but there's an intent distinction, right?
	So the intent distinction, if you're stripping at a club, is to make men's penises hard, right?
	Well, that is.
	I mean, let's just be blunt, right?
	Yeah, that's usually the intent.
	That's what it is.
	Hang on, and that's your intent.
	You're not going there because you just want to listen to the music, right?
	You're going there because your job is to make a dude's penis hard.
	My job is to look good, get money, and shake some ass.
	Yeah, and you do that by dancing.
	And at Sam's, is not actually you sitting on men's dresses.
	How much more disingenuous can you possibly be?
	Your job as a stripper is to make men's penis hard.
	Yes or no?
	Nobody says I have to be touching it.
	Okay, yes or no.
	It's not that easy.
	Yeah, no, so yes or no.
	It's as easy as saying no, then.
	No, that's not your job.
	No, but apparently, if they're from afar and they're watching me and their dick gets hard, apparently, then it is.
	So all those men are coming in because they just can't wait to see your moves.
	Hell yeah.
	Is there any other lies you want to give me?
	I'm not giving no damn lies.
	Okay, so you get hired at a strip club because men want to go in and watch you dance, or do they want to see your naked body?
	Or do they want to see as much flesh as they can?
	Clubs.
	I don't work at nude.
	Even if you're not working at a nude club, if you're working just as like a bikini barista, do you think that men are going in to obviously want to see good-looking women?
	Right, they want to see as much flesh as they possibly can.
	No one's going to hooters for their chicken.
	So what is their job?
	To look fucking good.
	No, their job is to make the dude's penis hard.
	You're getting one zero night.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Yeah, right.
	But can you just concede that it's true?
	You still can't concede that it's.
	I mean, it's so obviously true that the job of these women is to make these men riled up sexually.
	That's the job, right?
	Okay, that's okay.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	So how's that not sex work?
	I don't know.
	I don't consider it sex work.
	But is sex work a bad thing?
	You know what I mean?
	I don't think you have to associate it with a bad thing.
	Sex work, the way that it comes off, it just sounds like a little bit off-putting.
	Yeah, I'm sure you don't like the label because you fit under it, right?
	I don't fit under it.
	You do fit under it.
	If you were a stripper, you're a sex worker.
	You meet every criteria for it.
	Your job is to be sexually provocative, to get men sexually riled up.
	Your work was sex-related.
	That was the work.
	Hang on, hang on, hang on.
	So if your work, hang on, if your work is sex-related, you are there for a entertainment.
	Yeah, okay.
	Got it.
	Entertainment.
	Yeah.
	I think what she's trying to say is she's not going to be able to do that.
	Is there professional coping in that type of entertainment?
	Anyway, I think what her line is is she's not actually performing the sex, so that doesn't make her a sex worker.
	And that's a little bit of a porn star.
	Yeah, that's right.
	They're not going to be on.
	She made the concession.
	Nope.
	Not if they're doing solo, and you said that that's a prostitute.
	Prostitute, you said, was a sex worker.
	I just pressed you.
	Correct?
	Hang on, did you say, hang on?
	Did you say that a corn star who's doing solo content on her own was a prostitute and earlier the criteria?
	Hang on, hang on.
	Earlier the criteria for what a sex worker was, the criteria you said was a prostitute.
	Yes?
	You weren't specific, like what's saying, like, if it's by herself, but.
	Yeah, I was literally 100% specific.
	She's doing it on her own.
	You said that's a prostitute.
	She's getting paid for it.
	Well, no, because.
	Now she's not.
	Now she's not.
	There's okay.
	I guess if she's doing it by herself, then it's still a sex worker, actually, because if you're showing pussy, I mean, can I say?
	Okay.
	Yeah, no, I'm with you.
	I get it.
	So hang on.
	So that would be a sex worker.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And what makes her a sex worker?
	Showing her pussy.
	That's it?
	It's just nudity.
	And her, if she's doing like.
	So what if she just did foot corn?
	Corn.
	Well, feet are actually, that's a normal part of the human body.
	Yeah, I know, but people are masturbating to it and presenting her tons of money.
	It's whatever you decide, but it's sex to you.
	People are weird.
	Yeah, but would that be considered a sex worker?
	If this woman is doing this purposely for the purpose of having me.
	How are you portraying things?
	Like, I don't, I guess if you get to take pictures and people are using your feet as feet corn.
	No, Again, we have trouble with the establishment of intent.
	I agree with you that some guy could be fapping to some billboard or some chick's feet somewhere, but that was not the intent of the billboard.
	Whereas there are women who specifically put their feet in certain positions so that men can fap to the feet, right?
	How's that not sex work?
	I still don't agree to disagree because I don't.
	Let's not agree to disagree.
	Let's get to agreement.
	Let's get to where we are.
	You probably are going to get to agreement.
	Yeah, but you're just being obstinate.
	It's like you're arguing for the sake of argumentation because you don't want to fit under the criteria of a sex worker for stripping.
	By the way, just so you know, do you think like people are super dumb and that they just think, well, you know, if I call her a stripper and she says that's not a sex worker and I agree with her for the sake of just being agreeable, that they don't actually still think sex worker?
	Because they still do.
	Okay, they can think what they want to think.
	Yeah, I know, but why are they wrong?
	I just have a real quick question.
	Why would you not want to be classified as a sex worker?
	You're too far from the mic.
	Why would you not want to be classified as a sex worker just out of curiosity?
	I just never categorized myself as a sex worker.
	I've always said I was an entertainer.
	When you think of like a sex worker, what like literally what comes to my brain is like porn stars, prostitution, like actual like real life doing it.
	Yeah, I totally understand those criteria and why you would have those criteria.
	I just don't understand what makes those things that and not what you were doing that.
	That's my that's like where I'm having trouble reconciling this.
	And you just kind of say, because I just don't think of it that way.
	It's like, but now I'm making you think of it that way.
	Give me the, what is the symmetry breaker?
	What is the thing that makes stripping not sex work, but these other things sex work?
	Because literally a stripper can be like anything.
	I've literally got paid just to sit down and talk with a guy and literally be fully closed.
	Yeah.
	No, not fully bikini.
	No, no, of course he's not.
	So you.
	But girls are in bikinis at the beach.
	It doesn't matter.
	But what's the purpose?
	What was the purpose?
	What was the intent?
	Because men want to talk to beautiful women that look, that have a nice body.
	That is what it is.
	That is what I look for.
	Would you guys talk about his job, his relationship with his wife?
	Sorry, let me cut in really quick.
	I've just been perusing your OnlyFans here.
	On Your OnlyFans, on August 16th, you published a video with the description that says new secret BG boy girl tapes for limited time only.
	Boy, girl implying male-female.
	So you've published to your OnlyFans a video of you having sex with a man.
	No.
	It says BG.
	I know.
	I have people around my OnlyFans for me.
	It's just my boyfriend grabbing my ass and that's taking like profit like pictures.
	We never fucked.
	You also sell a pussy box?
	They make it sound more nastier than what it is.
	But if you guys want to subscribe so you guys can see what I post, go ahead.
	Feel free to.
	It says the most explicit face-sitting pussy POVs.
	You got to make it sound crazy.
	You're a sex worker, bro.
	You have to.
	You're a sex worker.
	You're a sex worker.
	You're scamming people.
	If you look at it, literally subscribe and you'll see.
	You'll literally see what I post.
	Well, I'm just one.
	All my nudes, bare ass tits and pussy.
	Bro, you're a sex worker.
	You asked me, do you want to talk vulgar?
	Yeah.
	Go ahead.
	Just look at your sex worker.
	It's okay.
	Just your sex worker.
	So you're scamming people on there?
	Yeah.
	Fucking damn.
	That's almost worse than being.
	I think that's worse than being a sex.
	And I don't get a man.
	Okay, whatever.
	You also do tick rating.
	You do dick ratings.
	They say that.
	Anybody with a micro penis, you're supposed to say, like, oh, like, it's small.
	Like, I have somebody that runs my OnlyFans for me.
	None of this is sex work.
	Just a bit of sex work.
	It is sex work.
	There's nothing wrong with sex work.
	It's okay.
	Just copy.
	I mean, I think there's lots of things wrong with it, but not to like parse words.
	It's definitely sex work.
	There's like, how do you get around that?
	I don't see how you get around that.
	Also, me.
	No, hang on, hang on.
	Hang on.
	Hang on.
	What did she say?
	Maybe.
	Probably.
	And it's a little bit.
	Oh, we had it, Brian.
	So close.
	It also says full XXX tape on some other posts.
	I'm not going to continue.
	I mean, it's all.
	You can keep going.
	I'll read this.
	You guys can really keep going.
	Wait, how are you allowed to post this in my video?
	I'm sorry.
	I have to move.
	Nobody knows about it.
	It's under another name.
	But you just.
	Okay.
	Mr. Unremarkable.
	Girl, you are a Hoover.
	Mental gymnastics will not change that.
	What's a Hoover?
	A vacuum.
	So it's a vacuum.
	So it sucks.
	Mr. Unremarkable.
	Damn, look at his pythons, by the way.
	Mr. Butcher.
	Look at this guy.
	And he's got a gun, too.
	At the Range Boys.
	Realistic Heart, a sex worker provides sexual services for money or goods, including roles like prostitution, escorting, stripping, and other forms of adult entertainment.
	That's definite.
	He pulled that up from Merriam-Webster, by the way.
	That's a Merriam-Webster, I think.
	Miriam Webster.
	Maybe I'm wrong.
	Realistic Heart.
	Thank you, man.
	Thank you for that.
	Here, I do have to move on to some of the more notes.
	I think last thing with you in your notes here, you said that you think women should focus on themselves and men should pursue.
	Of course, women can still find ways to show interest, but don't think they should ever chase or specifically pursue a man.
	Yeah, that's just what I feel like I've come to learn and realize is that I think women are best when they are just owning themselves, doing what lights them up, focusing on their hobbies.
	And I think they tend to attract the best people when they put themselves in those situations, people that are actually in alignment with the things that they are into.
	And I do think it's just natural for men to pursue women.
	You know, the sperm swims to the egg.
	Yeah.
	I think it's just natural biology.
	The men's role.
	Yeah.
	But I mean, I think obviously women can do things like if they see someone there particularly.
	It's a woman's role to be submissive and obey her boyfriend or husband.
	I do think so.
	Yeah.
	You would obey your boyfriend or husband.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So let's say he tells you to vote for a politician that.
	Well, I mean, I don't know if this is a great example just because I would assume you would probably be tells you how to vote.
	He tells you how to vote.
	He says, look, you're going to vote for Kamala, but you ain't.
	You're voting for Trump.
	And hang on, in this scenario, you really want to vote for the other person.
	Like, you think the other person's going to be better?
	And he says, no.
	You need to vote for who I say you need to vote for.
	Yeah, I mean, I would want a partner where we are aligned on that.
	That's not submission.
	That's the opposite of submission.
	It's the opposite of submission if I have a partner that has the same beliefs.
	Well, yeah, well, who's in charge then?
	So the thing is, is like you say, okay.
	Well, he could still be aware of that.
	Sure, I want to submit with everything I think.
	Yeah.
	That's not submission.
	That's like Stepford-wise.
	Why would you want a woman that's agreeing to everything that you say?
	What's wrong with that?
	Sign me up.
	But I mean, I guess to answer to a robot.
	Sign up.
	A woman that has an opinion?
	Why are they robotic?
	She just said she wanted a man who agreed with everything.
	I did not agree with her.
	That agreed with her.
	What do you mean?
	She wants a robot with everything.
	She wants a robot.
	I just want somebody that has core values that are in alignment.
	But I mean, to answer the question, like, yeah, if it was really important to him, I would.
	Okay.
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	So women should focus on themselves.
	Men should pursue.
	On their hobbies.
	Of course, women can still find ways.
	I had something on manifestation on this, but I seem to have forgotten what my point was going to be.
	Hmm.
	Wait, can't.
	Just curious though, like, so couldn't, when it comes to the manifestation thing, and we won't linger on it for too long.
	Yeah.
	Can you manifest a partner?
	Yeah, I think so.
	So, like, you said men should pursue, though.
	So, if I'm a man, I want to manifest a woman into my life without the need to pursue her.
	Yeah.
	Would I be able to manifest a woman like you who demands?
	I think if you, like, as a man, if you wanted to manifest a woman that was more assertive and would pursue you or court you, that could be like sort of like what you write down on your list, so to speak, and that's like what you're looking for.
	To manifest you, but you want the man to pursue you.
	But I want to, I'm manifesting, I want to manifest a woman who will pursue me, but I want to manifest you.
	We don't do manifesting specific people.
	I don't know.
	You can't do specific people.
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	But it's more just like a general list of qualities that you want.
	This brings up a really actually good logical problem that Brian just brought up.
	So let's say Brian's a part of a school, right?
	And the manifesting school is that you need to manifest women, right, for yourself who are really assertive and will pursue men.
	Then you have a manifesting school that says women should be focusing on manifesting only their own desires because then they'll get men, right, who really desire them, right?
	And look, let's say half of the country went to each, you went to your guy, wouldn't you guys be giving them conflicting ways to manifest the things you wanted?
	Well, I think it, uh, I don't think so.
	Like, cause, well, so I'm just thinking about this in my perspective, and maybe I'm misunderstanding the question, but like our process, like it would still kind of work the same, but you're just manifesting different things.
	Like, these people all want to manifest someone who's no, I agree with that.
	Okay.
	So I agree that both of you want to manifest different things.
	I'm not talking about that.
	Yeah.
	What I'm talking about is the teaching of the manifestation.
	You say, I think that just like the sperm goes to the egg, right?
	That men need to be the pursuers of women, okay?
	Which means women need to be focusing on whatever their fucking self-actualization is, you know, hobbies, whatever, whatever hoodoo that is, right?
	They need to focus on that, and then the men are going to come pursuing.
	Then Brian over here, he has a manifestation school where he teaches the opposite.
	He says, you all want women to pursue you, so you need to be manifesting that by not pursuing them.
	And all of the women went to your school and all the men went to his school.
	Wouldn't you guys basically be counter-manifesting?
	Yeah, I think that would cause problems for sure.
	Yeah, like if all men went to his school and all women.
	So why couldn't you just manifest?
	I don't get it.
	Like, couldn't she just manifest past each other?
	Yeah, that's actually fascinating, and I would love to see how that plays out with human psychology in my mind.
	But yeah, no, it's a good point.
	Like, if men refuse to pursue women, and if women refuse to pursue men because they're following these conflicting manifestations, it's the end of the species.
	Yeah, it's done.
	It's over.
	Yeah, you just manifested the end of the world.
	Yeah, I think it is kind of happening now.
	And I think that is actually.
	It kind of is a little bit.
	Yeah, I would agree that that's part of the problem.
	Men are attached to corn quite a bit.
	So they're separated from women.
	Women are pursuing just totally different idols, which is product bags or whatever.
	Yeah, I don't know what they're saying.
	I don't think me or Brian would dispute that there's significant issues in modernity with dating.
	It is happening.
	This particular hypothetical was just based specifically around the idea of different schools of thought around manifestation.
	And if one went to you for manifesting, so instantly this kind of puts a hole in the manifestation argument, right?
	Like instantly it puts a hole in it because we can't manifest past each other.
	Can I manifest a woman with like specific traits, you know?
	like three boobs no no not like something that so Like, can I manifest?
	Like, because I personally, like, I only date women with like Guinness World Record, like, large labia.
	Like, that's all I do.
	I will not let you.
	Only allies, right?
	Can I manifest it?
	So, I mean, people have manifested physical traits, but we usually recommend people don't do that and like go more based on their authenticity.
	So, we'd be like, Brian, why do you love women with big labias?
	Like, what is that really doing?
	What is that really doing for you?
	Like, you know, and like trying to kind of get more to the root of why.
	You object to my big labias.
	No, but like, I think we just know.
	We just want to know, like, why, like, what is it for you?
	Like, why couldn't you love a woman that has a normal labia?
	But doesn't that cool?
	And like other traits that maybe are more beneficial to the relationship.
	But doesn't that presuppose that all of a person's preferences come from some type of event, trauma, or some other thing?
	Doesn't that presuppose that that's true?
	Presupposes.
	And, you know, like when we're talking about genetics, for instance, some people just have dispositions to things, even though they have no events which correlate to it.
	I'm dispossessed.
	You could be.
	You could just genetically like large labia.
	I think it's in my genetics.
	It's in my genetics to like alcohol.
	I think it's proven that your kinks are hereditary.
	They can be.
	What the?
	Yo, don't talk about my dad.
	Well, hang on.
	Anger, they can be, but they also keep my parents.
	That's how you got here.
	My relatives out of this conversation, okay?
	I am the first-generation labia lover, okay?
	What is she?
	How do you know your mother?
	I was just going to say, I found a conflict, though.
	Have you ever asked your dad?
	Why can't you manifest a specific person, but you can manifest a specific bike, like back to the older people?
	Or trait.
	The traits even better.
	Well, I mean, I think you can totally list the traits.
	Like, you could have big labia on your list.
	It is on my list.
	But, but, you know, if you that's right.
	I mean, honestly, I hope that you do find someone with that.
	But, I mean, like, we're just saying that if you are dating and you find another woman who is meeting like all of the important aspects of the more like emotional pieces of the relationship and she's going to be truly a great wife and like checks all the boxes but has a normal size labia, like, would you dump her?
	Probably.
	She's got to go.
	Like, we would probably suggest not.
	I could ask the standard woman, great guy, handsome, treats you well, successful, meets all your thing, but he has a micropenis.
	Y'all gonna pass, bro.
	Y'all will pass on the micropenis.
	I agree.
	Y'all will give a guy.
	Oh, he's got a micropenis, but he's fantastic.
	You're not going to do it.
	Sorry.
	Maybe some of you might.
	Yeah, maybe.
	I don't know.
	I'd have to.
	Would you pass on the micropenis?
	I would have, like, if he literally checked every single box to make up for his deficiency.
	So he's got to be extra cool.
	He's got to be extra cool.
	Like, if he had a whole lot of money.
	Well, I'm looking for specific things, you know?
	So, I mean, if he hits all of my specific things and then happens to be a bad thing, that's what he's doing though.
	That's the whole point.
	Exactly.
	I'm saying, like, I wouldn't dump him because of that.
	Like, if he'sn't a deal breaker, I don't think it would be if he's really doing everything else.
	Okay, he just couldn't have sex.
	We can still have sex.
	No, he just couldn't.
	I mean, well, that's it.
	I want to have kids, so I do.
	So it's a deal breaker.
	That would be a deal breaker.
	I mean, even the micropenis.
	If you wait for sex, though, like, this is a question.
	What if you could have children by taking sperm from his body and implanting it into you, but he could never have sex with you ever?
	I mean, yeah, that would be hard.
	Yeah, that would probably be a deal breaker.
	Yeah.
	If you wait for sex and then you find that out, like, would you say three months?
	You said something.
	I didn't say a specific time period.
	I just think that women, like, if you're, if you're looking for marriage, if you're not ready to be married or looking for a long-term partner, then I think like, you know, you do you.
	But if you're like actually trying to find someone to spend the rest of your life with, I think that you should get to know them and like seek.
	You said you do you.
	How long were you doing you on your journey for self-discovery?
	Until I was like 19, and then I met my boyfriend of six years.
	And then I had about a year off where I did move to LA, but then I met my other long-term boyfriend.
	You did you again?
	I mean, I was doing beam, but not like sexually.
	I was just living my best life.
	But, you know, like I was going on dates, but I wasn't having.
	Hang on, I just want to let you know that never before have I been on this podcast and heard all the buzzwords.
	I never heard living my best life, self-discovery, journey.
	Like you got all of them, and then on top of it, you mixed in a bit of witchcraft, astrology, self-actualization, manifestation.
	I just want to say that, though.
	It's all witchcraft.
	But all of it, literally all of it, you put all of it in a single package.
	It's like.
	Hello.
	Nice to meet you.
	Yeah.
	You should be the picture of modern woman.
	Oh I hope.
	I mean, she walked in with kids.
	I'm not denying it, but I walked in with a kombucha.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	She moved to California and it changed her.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, I'm going to move on here.
	You mean the mushroom beer?
	Is that what that is?
	Kombucha.
	No, kombucha is like fermented tea.
	Stiffler, he was coming in here.
	He says, ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of one to ten, starting with you.
	Go ahead.
	6.5.
	Okay.
	Into the mic?
	8.5.
	All right.
	A whole two.
	Okay.
	6.5.
	Before the podcast, I asked my husband to rate and he said 10.
	Definitely 10.
	So I'm going with what my husband said.
	Okay.
	6.
	10.
	7.
	I would say 8.
	Andrew.
	I mean, obviously I'm a 10.
	I mean, I can't.
	Why is everybody laughing, though?
	It's almost like you don't believe me.
	You're saying you don't believe I'm a 10?
	Because you've said it before.
	You've said it before.
	You're saying I don't believe in myself?
	I'm happy you rated yourself a 10.
	Yeah, but do you think I'm a 10?
	I'm not confidence.
	You think you're a 10.
	That's a great.
	No, you gotta say I'm a 10.
	You don't rate 10.
	I don't rate men.
	Wait.
	You don't rate men?
	Not on a scale of 1 to 10.
	Come on.
	You don't rate me.
	Not on a scale of 1 to 10.
	But let's take however you do rate men.
	Let's take however you do rate men.
	Whatever that is.
	Whatever capacity you have for rating men, whatever fucking arbitrary metric you came up with for rating men on a 1 to 10.
	You have to say I'm a 10, right?
	Because you don't want to hurt my feelings.
	You don't want to hurt my feelings.
	You're a 10, Andrew.
	See?
	I think you're a 10.
	Anything to just not tell the truth about anything.
	It's just wild to me.
	What if that was my truth, though?
	It's like subjective.
	Yeah, well, okay, okay.
	Is it your truth?
	It might be.
	Is it?
	But is it?
	I'm not particularly into like.
	I'll tell you why.
	Because there's a tell.
	There's a tell, right?
	The reason I say, well, I'm a 10, right?
	Because it points out the absurdity of all the answers, and everybody laughs because they know it's absurd, right?
	That's why everybody laughs.
	They go, and as well, they should, because it is absurd.
	Hang on, hang on, hang on.
	That's why everybody laughs because it's absurd.
	And I go, okay, well, let me point out the absurdity.
	And then it's, ah, but that might hurt somebody's feelings.
	And you can't do that.
	But the only honesty I got, right?
	The only honesty I ever get for this actual question is when I rate myself a 10, and then all the women who laugh, right?
	I go, wow.
	It's the only time they can be honest.
	It's the only time they can be honest is when they're laughing because they go, wow, that's so absurd.
	And I agree, it is absurd.
	Of course, I'm not a 10.
	I'm 40 and old and smoke, right?
	I'm not a 10.
	It's ridiculous.
	That's perfect.
	Ridiculous.
	And then there was a smile on your face before you said, or right when you called yourself 10.
	So you actually inspired the yes, I inspired the truth.
	Yes, that's correct.
	I agree.
	It inspires the truth because they're like, they know it's as absurd as me.
	Isn't it rating your own looks, though?
	Like, if you're your type.
	Does that make sense?
	Yeah, but what is self-delusion?
	What is it?
	Fair enough.
	What is it?
	What's self-delusion?
	Either lying to yourself, you know, training yourself to lie.
	And that's the whole point of the question.
	The whole point.
	No, no.
	it sounded like that no I agree I like I agree with you that this is the entire point of the exercise, just to see who's exercising self-delusion.
	Right.
	Right, who's exercising self-delusion?
	We kind of pretend that there's not universals for beauty.
	We kind of pretend this, but then you see all the women do their hair the same.
	And you see, you see all of them have different lashes and different types of makeup and this and that.
	It's like, well, there sure seems like there's universal standards when I look at it.
	But then when they're asked, they lie.
	And they're like, I gave myself a two.
	Yeah, you did.
	You shouldn't have said that.
	I mean, you did.
	But then you have to look.
	But then you have to look at the best.
	But I'm being more honest on myself because I'm looking.
	Didn't rate yourself.
	I would have had the reactions that you had.
	And maybe everyone else laughed, but I didn't because, like, to you, that would have been 10.
	But you didn't ask for my honest opinion.
	I wouldn't have said 10.
	Of course not.
	Because my preference is different, right?
	And just like you said, well, this is why I gave myself a 10, but it's bullshit because I'm 40, I'm a smoker, I'm this, that.
	You know what I mean?
	And that's why I gave myself a two.
	So I'm going down the list of what sure.
	But see what I mean?
	But this would be a distinction between self-delusion and non-self-delusion, right?
	So the idea here is just who's a 10, right?
	It's like the most beautiful women on planet Earth would be a 10.
	Do you categorize yourself as that?
	Right?
	Or a nine or an eight?
	You categorize yourself as that.
	That's insane.
	How's that?
	And then these are these same women who are like, man, I dated a narcissist.
	And I'm like, yeah, but you're on par with the most beautiful women in the world.
	Okay.
	You know what I mean?
	So that's why that's the point of the question.
	The point of the question is to get at something which is honest, right?
	Will women lie in social settings in order to make each other feel better?
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Of course.
	Of course, there's no doubt.
	But will they lie in social settings to make themselves feel better because they know they'll be affirmed?
	That's the question.
	Yeah.
	And I think the answer to that is yes.
	Well, I think on like our opinion on rating ourselves too, it's women's emotions change a lot every day, especially on our periods.
	So if you're feeling beautiful, we're feeling beautiful one day, we'll be feeling amazing.
	How's it a feeling?
	It's a feeling.
	Sometimes you feel like you're glowing.
	You're at your best.
	I feel like I'm a billionaire.
	Yeah.
	With you girls' emotions.
	Literally everywhere.
	Anyone say there is money and big labias?
	Yeah, I think that there has legitimately been women on the whatever podcast who have been on par with some of the most beautiful women in the world.
	Of course.
	There have been at least one, Brian.
	There has to be at least one.
	Erroneous.
	Being a bit charitable, Andrew.
	Okay, I'll allow it.
	But they, you know, have been on par with that.
	So if they say 10, you wouldn't like argue.
	No, or I would say, okay, maybe a nine or maybe an eight.
	Sure.
	Peepetsum eights.
	Peppets amazing.
	Pet some eights.
	Right.
	Brian's going to be Brian's going to be a little less charitable than me.
	But the point is, is like, whether or not he's charitable and I'm not charitable, the point is, is that these kind of bold claims that very average-looking women make about being tens, it's very clear that they're just average-looking.
	Go ahead.
	Okay, I'm makeup artist.
	I work with lots of beautiful women.
	Miss Universe, I don't know, models and miss universe set six level five, not ten.
	Yeah.
	All thought that they're ten, but they thought that no, I'm just a six.
	My grand smart, every time since you're the best.
	I remember everything.
	Yeah.
	You are for my grand small, for my parents, I'm the most beautiful woman in this world.
	You understand?
	You mean it's subjective?
	Yep.
	So what do you guys would consider a 10?
	If you give me an example, a celebrity, who's a 10 to you?
	If I had to pick one who was like way up there, I would say that the chick who played, I think I've said this before, who played Lagatha and Vikings, I'd say she's like at least an eight or a nine.
	You know what I mean?
	So I'd say that she would be on par with some of the more beautiful women in the world that I've seen.
	You know, something like this.
	I don't think, but here's the thing, right?
	I think it is disputable.
	I think there's a lot of men, even right now in the audience, who are like, not her, but nobody's going to say she's less than a five.
	They're not going to say she's not at least average.
	You know what I mean?
	Nobody's going to say that.
	And so I was like, there's some standard here then.
	There's something here.
	So that's kind of the point, right?
	Everybody has a preference.
	Hang on, hang on.
	No, it's not just a preference.
	It moves beyond preference because nobody's going to say that chick's less than a five.
	You're sure?
	No, yeah.
	No.
	Well, not if they're being honest.
	There's not, I mean, maybe there's like three men, right?
	Or four men, but most men overwhelmingly are not going to say that she's at least not average.
	And so there's this pointing to some kind of universal.
	You know, there's some kind of universal standard which is held.
	And it's like, and what I think is that everybody's kind of trained that average is bad.
	Or normal is bad or average is bad or regular is bad.
	And it's like, you know, not everyone's going to be a knockout.
	There's a reason they're exceptional, right?
	You could decline to answer this, but would you rate your wife a 10?
	No, she wouldn't rate herself a 10.
	Okay.
	But you know, I mean, in your opinion, like, you know what I mean?
	What about you, Brian?
	Oh, she's 43.
	She's pretty celebrated.
	43 years old.
	Had five children.
	What should I rate her honestly?
	Oh, no, that's no, I'm not saying that.
	I'm saying like, like, all right, day one of meeting her, did you not go into it thinking she was a 10?
	Like, when you like, no, I didn't think she was a 10.
	I thought that she was like when the first time I met her, yeah, I thought that she was at least a seven or an eight.
	Okay, cool.
	That's true.
	But years later, I love her more than I ever have.
	Of course.
	There's a physical standard.
	Right.
	And it's like, let's not be fucking ridiculous here.
	You know what I mean?
	Do you think that I look as good.
	You could pull up a picture of me right now of me when I was younger.
	I clearly don't look the same.
	It's not even in the same universe.
	You kind of look like Ben Stiller a little bit.
	Right?
	But it's not even in the same universe.
	Do I have the expectation that as I get older, I'm just going to grow more, you know, more handsome or have the expectation that a woman I'm growing old with thinks that?
	That's just self-delusion, right?
	So what about with all your experience, with life experience, you develop charisma with your confidence, with your wisdom, and it just, it really projects.
	I think that you're right in this sense.
	I think that you're right that all of those traits and characteristics can definitely put together a package which people could find more or less attractive.
	But that really doesn't have anything to do with the standard of physical beauty.
	And that's what we're talking about is physical attractiveness itself.
	You know what I mean?
	You can have charisma, and maybe that'll offset some of that, like a tiny amount of it.
	But the physical attractiveness level of you, the person, I don't think it changes that much.
	Well, women would feel somewhat different because when they are looking at the man, it is not just the physical looks when he opens the mouth, how he carries himself and everything.
	That's what they view him.
	Got it.
	Okay, so your husband tomorrow, right?
	He gained 300 pounds.
	Are you more or less attracted?
	I know him who is a part of his.
	Yeah, that's not my question.
	Are you more or less attracted?
	My husband will not give you a chance.
	Yeah, I know, but if he did, right?
	If he gained 200 pounds tomorrow, right?
	Would you be more or less physically attracted to him?
	Honestly.
	I really cannot answer you this question because I cannot imagine him gaining 200 pounds.
	I can answer it because it's happened to me if you want an actual answer.
	In the 10 years I was with my husband.
	You call yourself a dating cope, not dating.
	We'll talk about it.
	No, my ex-husband went from being really big to very, very skinny, and I was completely unattractive.
	And I told him, I said, that skinniness is like not doing it.
	You wanted him to be fatter?
	Yeah.
	I don't want to ride hip bones, bro.
	Like, that's not it for me.
	But he's just getting healthier.
	Not necessarily getting from being fit to being sucked up.
	You still haven't.
	It's not healthier.
	I'll answer him.
	You mean bigger in the sense of who's muscular or fat?
	No, my man was fat at one point.
	Okay, hold on.
	Let me fix people's mics here for a sec.
	Scoot your mic this way a little bit.
	Scoot it to the very edge of the table.
	Scoot your mic this way.
	You got to speak into the mic when you're talking.
	All right.
	And then can you tilt your microphone down, please?
	So, to answer your question, first off, there is no 10.
	No women or 10s.
	No men or 10s.
	Doesn't exist.
	10 is perfect.
	Nobody's a 10.
	I can't actually think honestly of a famous person that just comes to mind that I think this person is insanely attractive.
	Normally, these are like these people that you'll see in photos that you don't know their name.
	They're just models or no names.
	I think the most famous models, they're typically not even the most attractive.
	So it's very difficult for me to actually, there's women who I've seen who I think are nines, but they're typically no-name people.
	So it's hard for me to point to who they are.
	But NAS in LA, he does say, thank you for the super chat, man.
	I really appreciate it.
	He says, Ana DeR. Moss is a 10, I think, or very attractive.
	I have a second question to say when somebody, after they rate themselves, like, if I feel like if anyone's ever used FaceTune or any sort of Photoshop, then they don't think they're a 10.
	Like, point blank.
	Because they're fixing a feature on themselves because it's not perfect.
	What about if they just wear makeup?
	They're not a 10.
	I could see that, yeah.
	Or they have plastics, or they have plastic surgery or something like that.
	Well, that's where I was going at with the whole me saying two, because not to be judgmental, but looking around the room, almost everyone has a boob job, has not almost, I said almost.
	Wait, show of hands.
	Who's got boob job?
	Okay.
	You got a boob job?
	Yeah.
	Okay, you got a boob job.
	Okay, that's nice.
	I did like husbands.
	Okay, lip filler.
	Raise your hand.
	Who does Botox and lip filler and all that other stuff?
	Lip filler.
	Lip filler?
	Me?
	No.
	No.
	Ever.
	Any type of plastic surgery or other than boob jobs.
	I wear lipstick, but no lip filler.
	Okay, eyelashes.
	I know I have fake eyelashes, but like.
	See what I'm saying?
	That's why I raise my hand.
	Which means two and not 10.
	Do you see what I mean?
	Like, I knew I tried to make myself look like a 10 right now.
	All right, we have a message from Simba Olga.
	I think I fell in love.
	Would you consider a middle-class guy from Ohio?
	I'm a kind, good man, and I treat you like a queen.
	Oh.
	Wow.
	Thank you, Simba.
	KLC.
	That's it.
	Olga.
	Olga.
	Of course, I'm opening.
	I'm opening.
	Yeah, you're opening up.
	We're all these small stars.
	For all, I don't know, open and available.
	Would you relocate actually for the right connection?
	Would you relocate out of Los Angeles somewhere in the middle of the country?
	It's not about location.
	It's about my feeling.
	If I feel that it's my man, that's if I feel that I feel comfortable.
	I want to wake up with this man.
	Okay, I can move.
	Okay.
	So then you will relocate to a different state.
	What about if he is middle class?
	Like he is not billionaire like.
	I'm from middle class.
	For me, it's normal, yeah.
	It's not about, okay, I make my big, big career.
	I make a lot of money, you know.
	And I know how to be without money, is correct?
	Yeah, sorry, English, my second language.
	And I know how to be with money.
	It's not make me happy.
	Because why you need money?
	Answer this question.
	Why you need money?
	Some people need money.
	I want to buy, okay, bicycle.
	Why you want to buy a bicycle?
	I don't know that my friend said, oh, you are so cool.
	Why you want that?
	This friend said that you are cool.
	Because you need to be in love.
	or you want to be happy.
	We have only five or six basic, I mean...
	Needs.
	Yeah, needs.
	Love.
	Food?
	Food.
	Protection.
	Yeah.
	Safe.
	Sex.
	Safe.
	It's about love, I think.
	You know?
	This is why it's not about location.
	I'm from Kazakhstan.
	I was a flight attendant six years.
	I was a flight attendant.
	I apply in all the worlds.
	This is why for me, it's not about the location, about my feelings.
	So middle class, different state, no problem.
	Absolutely.
	Wow, he just fell more in love right now.
	Did we just match up?
	If I want to be married to the rich man, you know.
	You would have to be married.
	You would have manifested that.
	I believe in manifesting.
	Yeah, sure.
	But I believe you should wake up and do something.
	Not just manifest.
	You should wake up and understand why you need this.
	Why you need this bicycle.
	Maybe you don't want this bicycle.
	Maybe you, I don't know, maybe you want to be a superstar, but you need this bicycle tool.
	Tricycle.
	You understand, yeah?
	What I mean by that.
	Wait, is somebody say flight attendant?
	No, it was.
	I was a flight manager.
	You used to be a flight attendant.
	But I was a flight attendant in flight supervisor 12, 15 years ago.
	Somebody in the chat said flight attendants.
	Yeah, it's interesting.
	But then also what I'm teaching the girls that I'm coaching, my girls who are my clients, is like you gotta have the reason of what you need it for.
	Like if you want man to share with you financial resources or whatever, you gotta have a reason what you need it for.
	You need this whatever bag.
	If it is just for the show of, that means you don't need it.
	If you need a certain transportation or whatever, every person needs to have a reason what they need a theme for.
	And if you want to wake up with this man or with this woman, this is human.
	Not to go to sleep, to wake up.
	Okay, so moving on.
	You can't tell him to stop, right?
	After the third thrust or the seventh thrust.
	Sorry, moving on.
	Related to the rating yourself question.
	So do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time?
	Better looking looks?
	Yes, because I plan to get surgery to be better looking.
	Okay, so you're 31, so you'll be better looking at 41?
	Off to Turkey.
	I'm going to get procedures for sure.
	Okay, and then will you be better looking in 20 years time at 51?
	Depends like where technology is at.
	If it's possible, yeah.
	I'll try.
	I'll do my best.
	But I can't say definitively.
	If, let's say, plastic surgery was unavailable.
	Then I would look worse for sure.
	At 41, okay.
	What about 30 years if plastic surgery is available at 61 versus now at 31?
	Yeah, I feel like where technology will be at at that point.
	It's possible.
	It's feasible, you know.
	And then you're 31 now.
	Do you think you were better looking at 21 than you are now at 31?
	No.
	Honestly, not at all.
	Better looking?
	I don't think I was better looking at 21.
	You're better looking now?
	I think so.
	At 31.
	Honestly, yeah.
	And then you're 26.
	Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 36?
	Well, they usually say a woman's prime is like in her early 30s, right?
	Or something.
	Who says that?
	I think you can Google it.
	They usually say that women's prime is, like, in their early 30s.
	But if I'm...
	Yeah, who?
	Who says that?
	Just Google it.
	Just older women say that?
	Okay.
	Literally, I Googled it before, and they usually say that that is like the prime.
	But if I'm not going to be able to do that.
	You can Google like flat earth and you'll get results for that too.
	Doesn't mean.
	So, okay, so better looking at 36 then in 10 years time?
	If I'm eating healthy and working out, God willing, yeah.
	And then 20 years' time?
	At 46?
	Hopefully, I'm decent.
	I mean, not my.
	But better looking.
	Better looking?
	I don't think I'm going to be better looking.
	Okay.
	And then are you better looking now at 26 than you were at 18?
	No, I think my face was more fresh and lively.
	Okay.
	I think that's the first time a girl's ever said that.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Usually once they start coping, they never stop.
	Once the cope starts, we should make a song.
	They just never stop.
	And check a fucking on that.
	Make that song.
	You're 38, better looking in 10 years' time at 48.
	Yes.
	Better looking in 20 years' time at 58?
	Probably not.
	And then you're 38, were you better looking at 28?
	Hell yeah.
	Yes, better looking 10 years ago.
	And then were you better looking at 18?
	Absolutely.
	And then between 28 and 18, better looking at 18 or 28?
	Probably 18.
	Okay.
	By the way, NAS in LA says women's prime on Google says it's 18 to 100 years old.
	Oh, shit.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	And then, by the way, those of you on the Discord, Discord guys, we're going to do the little A Geru thing.
	If you guys can do the little thing on the Discord in the research channel, keep it clear for them.
	You are 31.
	Better looking in 10 years' time at 41.
	No, but I do think I'll still be attractive.
	Sure, that's fair.
	Were you better looking at 21 than you are now at 31?
	I had a bit of a rough patch from like 21 to 24, so no.
	Drugs?
	No, but I just gained weight from like college, you know, like going out, partying and eating unhealthy.
	So then let's do this.
	Better looking at 19?
	Debatable.
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	48, better looking in 10 years' time?
	Absolutely.
	20 years' time?
	Sure.
	30 years' time?
	To my husband, yes.
	No, to the world.
	To the world?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Depending on how I will feel.
	Let's say you got divorced from your husband and you had to go out there back in the dating market.
	Oh, shit.
	This is depressing.
	Okay.
	And then you're 48 now.
	Better looking 10 years ago?
	Yes.
	Better looking 20 years ago?
	At 28?
	I was 28.
	Yeah, I just got to this country.
	I actually picked up lots of weight.
	And then better looking at 18 versus now at 48?
	18.
	Yeah, I look better now.
	Absolutely.
	Wait.
	So.
	Then 18.
	So better looking now at 48 than you were at 18.
	I was very insecure, yes, at the time.
	Perhaps you were insecure, but.
	Now I have a wonderful husband who gives me that, you know.
	So security undoes 30 years ago.
	Look is how we feel, really, Brian.
	It's just, seriously, looks is how we feel.
	If we feel really not confident, no matter if it is going to be the most gorgeous person in the world, if they don't feel confident, they don't feel confident.
	You should go read the fairy tale, the emperor has no clothes.
	You should read it.
	I will write it down.
	Yeah, the emperor has no clothes.
	I'm serious, or you should read it.
	Yeah, this goes right into what you're saying.
	So wait, how about this?
	What if you had been secure at 18, but not as secure as you are now at 48?
	I didn't have at that time the wisdom and knowledge that I have now.
	So for me, let's say you had the wisdom and the knowledge.
	I do not rate people based on looks.
	I really don't.
	I know we have this conversation over and over and over, and I do not rate myself based on looks or other people.
	I don't.
	I see who they are on the inside.
	That's what matters to me.
	That's the beauty.
	Everything else that is outside.
	So he's an ICU burn victim.
	Half his face is melted off.
	All you can see is his teeth.
	Hang on, hang on, hang on.
	All you can see is his teeth through the skin like that, right?
	You just see the teeth.
	And hang on.
	And half of them are missing.
	And one of his eyes is kind of hanging out like this, right?
	Andrew, and then on the other side, and then on the other side, he's got this massive scar which comes down like this.
	Plus, he was born fat and short.
	You're not judging his looks at all.
	I just want to make sure we're clear.
	You're not going to judge his looks at all.
	I'm always working on myself to not judge people.
	I have a client who doesn't have arm and leg, and he just got married and in a very happy marriage.
	It is fantastic and wonderful, man.
	Who he is on the inside, the heart, how he cares about others.
	What does that have to do with his physical attractive?
	Like, okay, let me ask you this.
	Since you pair people up, have you ever told a man that he should lose some weight or get in better shape and that that would increase his chances of getting a mate?
	And woman as well.
	Yeah, okay.
	So you tell them both to do that.
	So hang on, hang on, stop.
	Because you're judging them on their appearance.
	I don't judge.
	Then why are you telling them to lose weight?
	Then why are you telling them to lose weight?
	That's a value judgment.
	Can I answer?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I'm not telling them to lose weight.
	I'm explaining them what is going to happen if they don't.
	Yeah.
	Like the time frames, what we will need to work on, and so on.
	And what will happen if they do a quick adjustment in their physical look?
	It is going to be a little bit faster or whatever.
	But choice is theirs.
	My opinion about them, who they are, is not going to be a problem.
	Yeah, but you've made a value judgment on their physical appearance.
	And what you've done is you've said, yeah, you have.
	I'll explain.
	There's no way around this.
	It's an entailment.
	If you tell a person, if I told you, if you lost 20 pounds, let's say, that the chances that you would attract a mate who is better than the current pool of mates you were after is going to increase.
	How have I not made a value judgment on your looks?
	Haven't I done that?
	Andrew, I will take.
	Like, is there any way around that?
	I will take a look.
	No, there's really no way around that, right?
	I will take an average-looking client, whether it is male or female, who is absolutely fantastic person, loving and kind and thinking of others and with an open heart, than any model-looking guy who is an assistant.
	And I'm not telling you that that's wrong.
	Woman who has just absolutely no value.
	Yeah, but I'm not telling you that that's wrong.
	Right?
	Great.
	I'm glad that you're making an assessment on a person based on the entirety of the package of the person.
	Yeah, I get it, right?
	There's going to be value inside of a person's religious practices, their home values.
	There's going to be value in all that, right?
	We agree on that.
	Yes.
	But if you tell a person, hey, if you lose weight, it's going to up your chances of getting a woman who has X qualities.
	You are making a value assessment on their physical appearance.
	And there's no possible way to cope your way out of that.
	I give person an option and I explain what is going to happen if they don't.
	And it is okay, whatever the choice is going to be, okay?
	And I will explain the timeframes and everything if they do.
	But choice is going to be theirs.
	It is going to be theirs.
	I'm not saying that the choice isn't theirs.
	I'm saying that you're making a value judgment on their appearance.
	If you weren't making a value judgment on their appearance, then how could you tell them that they need to change their appearance in order to attract this thing that they want?
	You have to be making a value judgment.
	It's impossible for you not to be making judgments.
	I am working on myself every day and every minute.
	Working on what?
	Like, wait, you're not doing that.
	Not to judge?
	Not to judge, to love, to accept people who they are, but to lay out the plan for them and what is going to happen if these circumstances take place or those circumstances don't take place.
	But I am working constantly on myself.
	Why isn't it love and kindness to tell a person who says, oh, I'm really striking out in the dating field?
	How is it not loving to tell them, well, you know what?
	You're pretty fat.
	And maybe if you lost some weight, you wouldn't strike out so much.
	I wouldn't say that.
	Yeah, okay, maybe you wouldn't, right?
	But that sounds like it's actually a pretty loving thing to tell a person.
	It sounds like it's a pretty reasonable, rational thing.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Let me finish.
	Can I jump in soon?
	It sounds like it's completely reasonable and rational to say this to a person, and it's even loving.
	How is it not loving?
	You just don't like the tone?
	You just don't like how it's said?
	Well, it is not the words.
	I mean, what matters is how you present it to the person.
	No, words.
	All right, all right.
	No, keep going.
	Really quick.
	I got to back my boy Andrew here on this, my Caucasian.
	I got to back him because I gained some weight, you know, and I was manifesting.
	Don't go there.
	I was manifesting way more women with large labia when I was in better shape than I'm a little chunky right now.
	I'm a little chubby.
	The manifestation has been impeded.
	There's an energy block.
	And like the large labia women aren't coming to me as much as when I was like, could you, Austin, really quick, just find my like young fit Brian photos?
	Like it was easy back in the day, son, like coming constantly manifesting.
	I was doing my astrology.
	I was doing the Tai Chi.
	So you were pulling BLM when you were skinny?
	BLM all day, every day.
	So now you're struggling a little bit now.
	You sound jealous.
	You sound jealous of Brian pulling all that BLM.
	I pull just as much as him, so I ain't jealous.
	Okay.
	But I'm just saying, I was skinny, man.
	I was thin.
	I was thin.
	And then, yep.
	And Andrew's right, man.
	Like, I was manifesting giant labia.
	And I still, you know, it's just a matter of time.
	And now it's just normal labia.
	Look at what you've done.
	It's terrible.
	Okay, anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to.
	But here, I mean, here's the thing.
	I mean, it is actually a good point.
	The point is, is that I don't think it's unloving to tell a person the truth.
	And I think that's just how you present them.
	I think that, no, see, I don't know about that either.
	I think that sometimes the presentation is going to be hurtful no matter what.
	And I think that sometimes it's actually good that it is.
	You know, I remember when I was young, my dad used to say shit to me all the time.
	Like, here, let me give you an example.
	Hey, stop being a fucking pansy, right?
	That was a good one.
	And he was right, right?
	He was basically like, what he's saying is stop bitching, stop whining, complaining, go do what you're supposed to do.
	He didn't give a shit how it made me feel.
	He didn't care.
	And why should he have?
	The truth is, is that I needed to do the things which I needed to do, right?
	To enter into the phase of what you would call manhood, that type of thing.
	It's not polite.
	It's not always nice.
	It's not always neat, right?
	But I just see it as kind of total cope when people say this.
	Like, I don't make value judgments on how people look.
	I don't make value judgments on how people dress.
	I don't make value judgments.
	Because we all do.
	And the thing is, is like you especially in your job are doing it all day long, every single day.
	You're just kind of pretending you're not.
	Can I answer now?
	I listen to you, right?
	I sure heard too.
	Okay, so my language and how you're presenting the information, my choice is to actually present it in a motivating way.
	Okay, so if I know that the person presented to them, how?
	Motivating, more like motivating, yeah, motivating, inspiring ways.
	So, it's fine, it's fine, I get it all the time.
	All right, go ahead.
	Yeah, so for example, if I see a client who has extra weight in this circumstance, right?
	So, I will explain the clients.
	Okay, so here is what is going to be our options, and this is what is going to take the time frame, and this is how your relationship is actually going to be developing.
	And this is how you will be presenting yourself, this is how you need to answer the certain questions and explain.
	And I do have clients who actually came from a marriage of many, many years, and there was comfort.
	You know, they created for many, many years, they created the comfort there.
	They picked up weight, spouse passed away.
	Now they're back in a dating world.
	But it is about explaining, and some people will understand.
	Okay, and the other option: if you want this, and this, and this, and this, then this is what will need to be required to make the choice is yours which way you want to.
	I totally understand what you're saying.
	And let me steel man it or let me repeat it back so that you know I understand.
	You're saying there's multiple ways to get at what it is you're trying to do.
	If you want this thing, then you need to do A, B, C, and D. Some of that may include losing weight.
	Some of it may include dressing differently.
	Some of it may include making more or less money, right?
	You would agree that you're just offering the idea of the choice that if you want this thing, you need to do these things, right?
	Right.
	Those are all value judgments.
	Every single one of those is a value judgment which you're making.
	Well, it's you're taking the value of the person and you're matching it against the value of what they want, and you're telling the person what they have to do in order to achieve the valuable thing that they want, which is going to include you making these judgments in your mind.
	You're too fat.
	I'm not making judgments.
	You are.
	You have to.
	You literally have to, or else you couldn't tell them to lose the weight.
	Unless you're saying in value to this thing over here, which is better than you, you have to lose the weight in order to get that thing.
	You're literally telling them.
	Okay.
	You're making a value judgment, a value assessment.
	You're mapping it onto them, and you're saying physically, you need to do X.
	So you're making a judgment.
	I'm not saying physically you need to do X. I'm explaining what is going to happen, and it's their choice what they want to do.
	Yeah, I know it's their choice, but this is.
	Anyway, I love all of them.
	Okay, I do love them.
	I'm not saying whatever they are.
	Overweight.
	As long as they're great, wonderful, and open-minded.
	Yeah, I love all of them.
	And try not to judge.
	Why don't you love the closed-minded people?
	That's very judgmental.
	Because there is closed-minded people, they cannot create the fulfilling relationships.
	That sounds very judgy.
	Fulfilling relationship.
	Yeah, but I mean, that's all judgment.
	It is not judgment.
	Yeah, how is it not judgment?
	The second you say you're too close-minded to do X, you're judging.
	We are talking about whether or not I would be able to help them.
	Okay?
	Yeah, but even that's a judgment.
	That I would not.
	Yeah, all of that is making judgments, yeah.
	That I would not be able to help you.
	You're too annoying to work with.
	Not annoying.
	Or hang on, let me find you.
	Your own values are too dumb to work with.
	Or your value.
	You worship Satan, so I can't work with you.
	If I say, yeah, exactly.
	That's all value judgment.
	But it is my choice.
	I agree, it's your choice, but you're still making judgments over and over and over again.
	It's like one judgment after the next judgment, after the next judgment.
	And that's okay.
	I think that's fine.
	You see, I'm not going to be judging you for calling me to be judgmental.
	I still love you, Andrew.
	Fantastic.
	Okay, good one to debate.
	What I need is the break.
	Okay, I feel like you're judging me right now.
	Here, let's finish up with a question.
	Better looking in 10 years' time?
	Maybe, yeah.
	So you're 20 right now, correct?
	Yeah.
	So better looking at 30?
	Yeah, I could see that maybe.
	Better looking in 20 years' time at 40?
	No.
	Okay.
	You are 38, better looking in 10 years' time?
	Yeah.
	Into the mic, please.
	20 years' time at 58.
	Interesting question, because when I was at 20, I thought that, oh my gosh, I'm so beautiful.
	But now when I saw the pictures with the blue eyeshadows, last 10 kilograms, I said, oh my gosh, it's so much difference between 20 years ago and now.
	But now I feel, yeah, I'm better.
	Okay, let me, you said because of the blue makeup?
	The blue eyeshadow?
	Yeah, it was 20 years ago.
	Let me make it simple.
	If you had been wearing the blue makeup when you were 20 years old, would you be more attractive at 20?
	But that's what she was wearing, at 20 years old blue makeup.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's a blue eyeshadow.
	I mean, no, it's not a blue eyeshadow.
	It wasn't like the blue eyeshadows.
	Yeah, we just love us on my space instead of the 80s.
	Okay, hold on.
	So you're 38 currently.
	Okay.
	Will you be more attractive in 10 years time at 48?
	48.
	We'll see.
	Okay, so then the question you got, I don't know how this miscommunication occurred.
	I then asked, in 20 years' time, not when you were 20, in 20 years from now, when you're 58, will you be more attractive then?
	I think no.
	Okay, but you will be more attractive at 48.
	No.
	So you're more attractive now at 38.
	Okay, and then let's go back in time.
	You're 38.
	Were you more attractive 10 years ago at 28?
	No.
	And then 20 years' time, were you more attractive at 18 than you are now at 38?
	No.
	And then between 18 and 28, you weren't more attractive at 18 than 38?
	Yeah, I told you why.
	Because of blue eyeshadow?
	I was plus 10 kilograms.
	I don't know what I want, who I am, and that's when I was at 18.
	yeah I'm beautiful but now when I saw the picture yeah 10 kilograms is 22 I think I think I'd rather look like a kid, like a, I don't know.
	Yeah, so I don't know, you're like, you know, like a baby, baby face, yeah.
	And 20 years ago, so I look like really like a, I think I'd, I would still say even like a girl who's chubby at 20, like a little chubby at 20, is going to be more attractive than her like super fitness 40-year-old self.
	Hot take there.
	Based on whose judgment?
	Yours or hers?
	So we would be looking at it through commonality.
	So yeah, I agree.
	It would be subjective to a degree.
	But we would just kind of look at a consensus of agreement.
	So we just say, what would be the consensus of the most, like if we had 10 men here, would eight of them agree with us?
	Right?
	That's the only way we can really kind of measure that type of judgment, right?
	It's just based on the consensus of what most people intuitively think about it.
	So that's how attraction works.
	So I do think that Brian's likely right that most men would take a woman who was, you know, 21, 22, 23, 24, who had a couple extra pounds on her.
	I'm not saying heavy, but she had a couple extra pounds versus a woman who was her fit self at 40.
	I think that they would.
	So then it is based on their opinion, based on how men judge women.
	But you're asking what is her money.
	Who are you trying to be attractive for?
	Yeah, but you're asking what is her opinion.
	Hang on, hang on.
	I'm sorry.
	Are you trying to get women to marry themselves?
	Yeah, I'm asking you a question.
	Hang on.
	Are you trying to ask a woman to marry themselves?
	No.
	No.
	Who do you want them to marry?
	Men.
	So if you want them to marry men, who's whose value judgment are we going to use here if you want them to marry men, not?
	So then the question needs to be organized in that way.
	Based on a man's opinion, do you think you were 18 prettier when you were 18?
	I think it's kind of primal too, right?
	Because that's like peak reproductive years for a woman.
	Of course, a man's more attracted.
	Of course.
	Yeah, why would that not be the case?
	If you're in your prime reproductive years, that's when you're going to see the highest amount of attraction.
	Of course, that's the reason that when men and women are reporting this, their attractive levels, right?
	Women will often say, look, I like a man around my own age or this kind of thing.
	When it's asked to men, almost all of them say, yeah, I prefer a woman in their early 20s.
	Oh, yeah, I prefer a woman in their early 20s because for us, what we would find attractive, of course, would be women who are in their reproductive years.
	Why wouldn't we find that to be the most attractive?
	Well, usually what people get surgery for, it's like when you look more youthful.
	Yeah, you want to look younger.
	You want to look at yourself.
	You want to look like you're in those reproductive years.
	You literally get fillers and stuff like that to look more younger.
	And like when you get older, you kind of deflate and you look more skin saggy and stuff like that.
	So that's why 18, 19, 20.
	I mean, to your question, right?
	If we're asking a woman about her physical beauty, right?
	Saying, how do you judge yourself on a scale of one to 10 for your physical beauty?
	How are they going to judge that absent the eye of men?
	That's what I want to know.
	How could that even be assessed absent the observer?
	How can you even assess that other than the comparison of the opposite sex?
	The reason I know that I'm not good looking is because plenty of women tell me, right?
	So it's like, but how else would I know?
	Maybe like beauty standards, right?
	Like models, like magazines, whatever, the internet, social media.
	I feel like it can be based on that too, right?
	A little bit.
	Well, but that's the same thing.
	You're looking at what the opposite sex is viewing as what is beautiful and what is not.
	I don't ever see women going, well, I know that men find this repulsive, and that's why I do it, right?
	They don't do that.
	They do the opposite.
	They're like, this gives me the most amount of male attention, so I do that.
	Which makes total sense to me.
	But I don't actually know how you can judge your own beauty standard absent the eye of the opposite sex.
	I honestly don't know how.
	I think it's from like even like our own standards, even like growing up, like watching like Disney princesses and stuff like that, looking at what beauty is.
	So now beauty to who?
	Beauty to little girls.
	What we see is yeah, what you see the prince wants?
	Actually, I feel like every day us waking up, what we see, like I feel like when everybody wakes up, like we look skinnier, our stomachs flatter.
	But why are you comparing those as beauty standards if it's a subjective metric?
	I don't think it's also like necessarily like depending on what men want.
	I think it's kind of like women like to look, feel pretty.
	Like I feel like if ourselves.
	It's both.
	It can be ourselves.
	So you want other women to think you're hot?
	No, me.
	like to think that I'm pretty like when I wake up if my skin's breaking out if I feel like I'm gaining weight if I feel like um yeah okay sure But I think that the reason that you would say that, okay, so like let's pretend that you're marooned on a desert island and nobody can see you, right?
	Why do you give a shit at that point if your hair isn't fresh and you're that you don't care, right?
	What would be the point?
	What would be the point of caring?
	I people sometimes, a lot of people are vain.
	Like my mother says this quote: the more prettier you are, the more it hurts when it's gone.
	If you constantly look at yourself in the mirror and you feel like your looks is your strong suit, you literally because you think other people are judging the looks.
	That's where vanity comes from.
	Vanity would come from the idea that I'm pretty and you know I'm pretty, right?
	Because you know I'm pretty, I can do X thing, right?
	I get this attention.
	Otherwise, what would be the vanity?
	The vanity comes from, oh, I have this thing that you want, right?
	And so it builds me up, it builds my confidence up, right?
	So you could be like a vain guitar player because you're the best in the world, or you could be vain with all sorts of different things.
	The question becomes, though, is like, what builds that vanity up?
	I think that the idea that you can judge beauty standards, assess your own beauty standards, absent the idea of what the opposite sex thinks, it's just absurd.
	I don't know where you'd get the standard from.
	Well, I feel like if, like, let's say men didn't exist and it was just women, and I think that psychologically, we would start to notice like who's healthy and who's just like, you know, like doing life right.
	And we would start to like look at that.
	Do you think you guys would get fake boobs for each other?
	No.
	No, I do not think so.
	But I think that as far as like a beauty standard, we would start to like look at certain people who seem to really be thriving and like healthy.
	And we'd be sure we would want that for ourselves.
	Is that even a beauty standard at that point?
	Or is that just a health standard or some other standard that we're applying?
	We're talking about beauty.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I suppose I get what you mean.
	Like if there was never men to like look pretty for, why would we want to look when you assess what is beautiful?
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Isn't it the woman who the men are paying attention to?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I guess that's true.
	I mean, that's how else do you assess it?
	I'm sorry, whatever you think that is pretty in your standard.
	Like, if you look at girls with huge nose, that's not pretty.
	Here, let's, let's hit, let's, let's find some common ground.
	Sure, it's whatever you think within your standard.
	I'm just asking what informs the standard shit.
	I feel like it matters.
	Yeah, like honestly, what informs the standard?
	I'm just assuming, I don't know.
	This is kind of how I just inform yourself.
	I'm looking at what is what I've seen.
	Like I'm saying on TV, what you see on TV, what you see what you think is pretty.
	Yeah, but like what is pretty, what everybody knows is pretty.
	Thin.
	Yeah, so you have an informed standard based on what you see, the male attention getting on TV.
	I can't say it's necessarily for men, though, because I still feel like I have to make sure.
	What makes a Disney princess pretty?
	Small waist, pretty hair, nice lips.
	What makes that pretty?
	I'm not even sure.
	It's like a dream life.
	It's like radizing me.
	It's because the prince who shows up is buff as shit.
	And, you know, he kisses sleeping beauty and she gets the kingdom.
	That's what makes her pretty.
	Right?
	I mean, how else do you inform it?
	So, I mean, tell me I'm wrong.
	Well, I'm saying I, if, like you said, on a desert island by myself.
	Yeah.
	If I'm actually like in like scarves and like rags and stuff, it's like if my body's looking slim, I'm looking good.
	I'm like, oh, I look good.
	Like, damn, it sucks I'm not with nobody right now, but fucking.
	But that's based on preconceived notions already poisoned well, right?
	That have already informed your beauty standards.
	So let's take it instead.
	Say you're on the desert island, you've never seen another woman.
	What would inform them?
	I guess I'm not even sure.
	I'm saying like it's embedded in us.
	So whatever I guess.
	Well, then now it's universal.
	So now we can judge one to ten?
	I think, yeah.
	Everybody judges.
	Hell yeah.
	Want a slim waist if I'm stranded on an island?
	Well, you're going to get one.
	Oh, yeah.
	Look, sexy.
	A win is a win.
	Just getting answers from everybody.
	So you are 20, better looking in 10 years' time at 30?
	I say yes.
	20 years' time at 40?
	No.
	Okay.
	And then you are 38.
	Do you think your looks you'll be better looking in 10 years at 48 versus now at 38?
	No.
	Okay, and you're 38.
	Were you better looking 10 years ago at 28?
	Yes.
	And then 20 years ago at 18?
	No.
	So 28 was like peak for you, you would say?
	I would say right now.
	Wait, so you're better looking now at 38 than you were at 18.
	You are the best in the moment.
	There's a...
	There's a lot of that going on in Russia, huh?
	A lot of that.
	A lot of really ugly 18-year-olds who bloom into beautiful flowers at 40.
	You have no idea what is going on in Russia for the young women.
	All of this words that you guys are not supposed to be talking about is going on.
	You walk on the street.
	Oh, no, no, I agree.
	There's tons of people poor women in the Ukraine who they don't have their men because they're out fighting on the front lines to make sure that they stay free of Russia.
	No, it is.
	You see, we are kind of indigenous people.
	I feel terrible for them.
	Andrew, so we are the generation that we were born and we were in our teenage years when mafia was ruling everything.
	Police couldn't do anything.
	So you walk on the street.
	I'm sorry, but what does that have to do with the with how we feel as women?
	You're talking about the looks.
	Andrew was making a point about, man, all these women, when Russian women who are actually have reputations for being more attractive than their Western counterparts, they're ugly at 18, but then they glow up at 40.
	We come to the United States where you men make us actually feeling better about ourselves.
	So it's cope.
	It's people over there.
	Over there, seven women to one guy.
	We have to come back.
	So we're back to how we feel about it again.
	No, I have a thing.
	Imagine like you took a photo.
	Like I've just photos it out.
	You know nothing about them.
	You don't know the history of what they've been through.
	Based on the picture?
	If it was just a picture of you, like you don't know anything of me?
	Yes, versus now.
	Like you're a different person.
	That's a good question.
	I remember some of the pictures from that time myself.
	And if you ask my opinion, I don't think I look better back then.
	Cool.
	My opinion.
	How others, men, well, we had to hide quite a bit.
	We have the data.
	Okay, hang on.
	Let me just ask you.
	Let me ask you this.
	Let me ask you this instead.
	How old did you say you are?
	46.
	You're 46.
	We'll be 46 and 34.
	Raise your hands.
	Raise your hands right now if you're younger than 46.
	Oh, younger.
	Okay.
	Are you prettier than any of the women who just raised their hands?
	I will not be judging.
	Based on personality?
	Am I pretty?
	No, physically.
	Physical attraction only.
	No.
	But we're expected to believe that if you were sitting in their chair at the same age that they are, that somehow you would be more attractive right this second than you would be at their age right now.
	So out of this entire sample size, you were the ugly duckling at their same age?
	Oh, Andrew, you are speaking so fast.
	Oh my God.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, let me back it up.
	I'll make it really slow.
	Let's do it.
	Okay.
	They're all younger than you, right?
	Yeah.
	Are they all prettier than you physically?
	I will not be judging based on the physical look.
	Then why'd you look around?
	Feeling their energy.
	Okay.
	Every one of them is absolutely beautiful.
	Yeah.
	Every one of them in their own way.
	Absolutely.
	So I'm going to ask you this question again, right?
	I'm going to see if I can get an answer.
	Okay, let's try.
	Physically, purely based on physical character, I don't give a shit about their emotional energy or how great they felt this morning when they ate their Cheerios.
	I don't care about any of that.
	But I do.
	Just physically how they look.
	Are any of them less attractive than you?
	Less attractive than me?
	Physically.
	Only physically.
	I can only give you a description.
	Like, who has longer breasts?
	Who has longer hair?
	You started this conversation.
	Let me start it this way.
	Okay.
	Can I speak as a matchmaker?
	So, for example, no, no, no.
	I'm going to get an answer before we get into this.
	Okay.
	All right, let me try it this way.
	You started this conversation by saying that there's tons of men who watch corn, right?
	In the United States, yes.
	Okay.
	Do you think, based on that knowledge, that more men would rather watch corn that starred these women or you?
	That men would rather watch corn that starred these women or you?
	I do not care because what matters for me is the opinion of my husband.
	Oh my goodness.
	What are you trying to do?
	I'm just asking a super basic question.
	Do you think, right, that since you think that tons and tons of men watch corn, you've obviously studied that phenomenon.
	Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
	You've obviously studied that phenomenon.
	They will choose any one of them, yes, rather than me.
	Absolutely.
	Well, then, how does that not tell me that men would find all of the women here who are not you more attractive than you?
	And that's what I said.
	Every one of them is better than looking than you.
	Okay, great.
	That's what I said.
	Then why should I have the expectation that at their same age, their same age, that you wouldn't have been more attractive then than you are now?
	How?
	Okay.
	That's what I don't care.
	Every one of them is young and beautiful.
	Right.
	Fantastic.
	And everyone has a potential to be a wonderful wife.
	All right, right now.
	I will teach them values and I'll give them coaching and they will be a support system and wonderful and happy and they will do everything for their life.
	And you're going to judge me and tell me I'm fat and I need to be chat.
	No, you're not.
	I will explain the options.
	No, she won't.
	No, she won't.
	No, I will explain the options.
	I will explain the options.
	This is what you do.
	So those options are your judgment of what.
	Okay, Andrew explained to me, as Andrew said, apparently they are judgments.
	Okay.
	They're judgments, yeah.
	But I will explain, like, this is what is going to happen if we go this route, and this is what is going to happen.
	Well, what I'm trying to tell you also is that you're going to be able to do that if I walk into your office and you're going to look, you're looking at me and you're going to write down these are five things that you could do to make yourself better together.
	Well, that's what your job is, isn't it?
	I do not.
	So you will explain to me.
	Well, first of all, I'll come in here and tell you what you do.
	Do you want me to explain you my process?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So my process is, it doesn't matter if it is man or woman that actually comes to my service.
	First, they are speaking with the team of people who are getting the inside of the body.
	I get that, but I'm saying if I were to walk in, just get to that point.
	If I were to walk in, what would you do?
	You cannot walk in and have a, yeah.
	So then we would get, let's say, you pass those filters, right?
	Mm-hm.
	So we have a certain strict criteria.
	Then you get on a consultation with me.
	And then we will be speaking with you.
	So I will be diving in really, really deep into what made you who you are today.
	Starting from the childhood, going through all of your experiences, talking about no, to understand the amount of work that would need to be done.
	You want to call it judgment, it's totally fine.
	It's okay to judge, is what I'm saying to you.
	Okay.
	It's okay to judge.
	Fine.
	If you call it judgment, I don't call it judgment, but it is important for me to understand how I can help person.
	It's a lot of fighting over a noun.
	It's not fighting.
	I think it was speaking passionately.
	I do speak passionately.
	Don't you?
	With passion?
	No.
	No?
	You're fighting?
	No.
	Are you fighting?
	I'm fighting, yeah.
	You're fighting.
	Okay, fine.
	You fight all you want.
	I speak passionately and with love.
	And we can disagree about that if you want.
	That's totally fine.
	All right, Austin, can you pull up the Discord, guys?
	Oh, okay, so this is...
	Oh, my God.
	Horrendous.
	That's a beautiful voice.
	Why is my shirt having wrinkles?
	All right.
	This is chair.
	My damn.
	Okay, that's...
	I know I hate these filters.
	And how many mirrors?
	Like, what?
	Oh, shit.
	Why am I like Asian?
	Hang on.
	Put it up on the one just above.
	You look like a Native American.
	Yes, literally.
	Am I wrong?
	Yeah.
	Looking amid your boat.
	You look like you're about to dance around a campfire.
	That's a milk.
	Stop.
	These are boobs became bigger.
	I'm that.
	I think so.
	No.
	But there's going to be lots of people who will be remembering me the way they go towards, I'm sure.
	That's damn sale, yeah.
	God damn.
	What the fuck?
	You look jag.
	I look like a man.
	A biker.
	Oh, wait.
	Are these different ones?
	We'll do the both sides.
	Okay, next.
	I became a man.
	Wait, if you don't, you don't have to click out, there's arrows.
	That's a beautiful woman, okay?
	You might act like you're a beautiful woman.
	Next.
	Mindful of idiots.
	That's scary.
	I become trans.
	Next.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Scroll back.
	Scroll back.
	Why'd you next it?
	What do you mean?
	You next did it too fast.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, no.
	Next.
	Next.
	Duty.
	You're still.
	I'm going into your chair.
	I feel like I'm going to look Asian.
	Asian and Asian.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	I'll be both honest.
	Next.
	Why'd you just say ew?
	Oh, hell no.
	Really?
	So you're not going to feel like a 10-inch?
	No, I'm cleaning up.
	As I said, let's talk.
	I would be happier, though.
	Much happier.
	Oh, can we get Anissa too?
	And the Chilean soldier.
	What about you guys?
	What's about you guys?
	Oh.
	Let's get Anissa.
	Let's get Anissa.
	So, Anissa, can you look into the camera right there?
	If you guys need a little screenshot, all right.
	And then get the soldier over there.
	Get him.
	All right.
	Cool.
	We'll do it for them.
	All right.
	Look at all these tens.
	Good job.
	Oh, this is Asian.
	Holy shit.
	I love a sky.
	God damn.
	I got like hard for you.
	I was like, oh, she did.
	Let me see the lady as a 10 years.
	I was just going to say, you got to age the ladies.
	She's the lady age, the labiest, man.
	Exactly.
	Turn the filter on.
	All right.
	Going back into the notes, going back into the notes here.
	Let's see.
	We do have.
	Let's get to Oksana.
	Oksana, you have your love tours.
	So what for your matchmaking company?
	You got the love tours.
	So what's the love tour?
	And yeah, just tell us about what that is.
	Yeah, so we actually have an upcoming event in about a month.
	So Love Tours, it is a four days event where we have ladies flying from all over the world, gentlemen flying from all over the United States.
	There's the whole program there, matchmakers working.
	We create relationships and people even get engaged in those four days.
	it is fun we have like 40 bedroom luxury villa with um they get engaged at the event Even touring.
	Yes.
	So now, here's the conversation was before, right?
	That people supposed to be like in a relationship go through four seasons.
	When they figuring things out on themselves, it is hard for them to do.
	But the way we are doing things, we are like right away diving in into the people's backgrounds and everything.
	We lay out the whole plan on what they actually would need to work on for them to create the full union and fantastic family.
	We shorten that time for them.
	And of course, there is a couples counseling is something that we as a matchmakers do for our clients before they even make a decision to form a relationship and make a commitment to each other.
	So we are going through all of the topics.
	How we're raising kids, how we view money, what is our background, how we overcoming conflicts, what is the, I mean, there's a bunch of bunch of topics that we have.
	How much is this thing?
	Love tour?
	Yeah.
	Between $2,000 to $5,000, depending if there is accommodations needed.
	And Alexandra, our Alexandra, is a chef there, and Olga is.
	Who made the brownies over there?
	Alexandra.
	Those brownies.
	She actually looked really good.
	She did it at 6 in the morning today.
	They didn't have the best.
	She flew from South Carolina.
	Didn't even have the brought the stuff from Belgium, some of the colours.
	Those brownies got x-rayed?
	Got what?
	X-ray?
	X-rayed.
	No, no, she made them here in the Cancer Brownies?
	She made them here in San Diego.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, so she flew last night from South Carolina, got to Santa Barbara.
	Oh, my God.
	And wait, so how many and like how many different connections have you guys like marriages from the love tour?
	Hundreds?
	Well, in my 30-something years of me being a matchmaker, of course, there's thousands and thousands and thousands.
	But there is quite a bit of number.
	We run love tours a couple of times a year.
	We do form couples.
	And, you know, the marriages, they do happen.
	We had only two times the marriages that actually happened right there on the love tour.
	Have there been, sorry not to cut you off, have there ever been divorces from people that got married on the love tour?
	So here's the thing.
	If people want to save the relationship, what is important is the commitment to continue working through the support system, having the support system.
	Whatever, having the right support system in form of family, somebody who's actually successful in the relationship.
	Okay, we are looking at their own support system.
	We're looking to our single girlfriend.
	I feel like you didn't answer the question.
	The success rate.
	Success rate?
	Yeah, she's asking, do people get divorced out of this, though?
	A very small percentage.
	I would say about 5% of the divorces.
	And how it happened in the cases when people got married, wanted to have kids.
	They found out later that either a partner changed the decision about kids or they cannot have.
	So this is the type of thing that's really hard to overcome.
	The way we are screening people now, we're actually offering men to do the test and women to do the tests who actually want to have kids.
	So we are trying to lower the percentages.
	But you know, throughout that four days love tour, I mean, it's really fun.
	We have a great program, you know, all of the drinks, all of the food.
	The biggest thing is coaching of our clients.
	Men and women.
	We are creating partners.
	One sec, I got to ask this, too.
	Are we doing the mid-show pizza roast session?
	I don't think tonight.
	No?
	No, not tonight.
	Tuesday.
	Tuesday, we'll do it.
	Everybody got pizza but me, Brian.
	Well, we're going to.
	Everybody got pizza but me, Brian.
	Tuesday.
	Tuesday, we're going to do it.
	It's fucking good.
	Costco closed.
	I was going to do it, but we closed early today.
	Sundays, they closed early.
	He's making fantastic pizza.
	Yeah, it's bringing the pizza down.
	By the way, you know, we get a lot of criticisms here at the whatever podcast that the age we bring on young, we prey on young girls.
	The average age of this panel is 32, I believe.
	And this is brought down significantly by the two 20-year-olds.
	But the average age of this panel is 32.
	Yeah, but that's barely out of high school, Brian.
	They're children, Brian.
	They're children fresh out of high school.
	They're not even adults yet, Brian.
	Really?
	Just preying on women that are.
	You're a fucking monster, Brian.
	You're a monster.
	They're fresh out of high school, 40-year-old women.
	That's crazy.
	I can't believe you do such a thing.
	I am a monster.
	You're going to be Jess no matter what.
	You bring older, you will be Jess.
	You bring younger, you will be Jessica.
	How could you debate with these Alzheimer's fucking Brian?
	The prefrontal cortex is cooked, Brian.
	But then they'll say next to bring on the professional debaters, and then we do that.
	And then it doesn't matter.
	All you can do is to know your core values.
	That's all.
	Early onset dementia and these Alzheimer's people, it's disgusting.
	All right, let's see here.
	But yeah, in four days, with the fun and everything and coaching, we do create couples.
	Cool.
	They do need to continue working with the matchmakers, of course, after the event if they want to secure the relationship.
	As you know, marriage is work, constant work.
	It is not just she's 10, 9, 8, whatever, and then it's going to be beautiful for the rest of the life.
	It doesn't work that way.
	You know what?
	I will do it.
	Marriage is constantly.
	If you find me the largest labia Kazakhstani women in Russia, I will do a love tour.
	I will go to one of these last couple of years.
	So what will you do?
	You need to make sure they have large labia.
	And if you trick me, I'm going to be very disappointed.
	Okay.
	So tell me how large Libya will improve your life and make your relationship lasting the rest of your life.
	Last in the lifetime.
	How large Libya will ensure.
	Yeah, I want to know.
	I'm serious.
	The size of a burrito, that's the size of the list.
	Generally, the Guinness, you know, but how large Libya will make your marriage last, make it fulfilling, actually.
	I'll tell you how.
	So I'll tell you exactly how it'll make my marriage last longer.
	Because if I maybe I should.
	But hold on, he just said marriage, right?
	So he considers marriage now.
	It's like, look, if you're not.
	No, okay, well, first off, I'm not going to get married.
	We got to start there.
	But what I will say is, my fuck, what's that, Dice Clay guy?
	What the fuck?
	Andrew Dice Clay?
	You know who that is?
	The community.
	Anyways.
	People don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is.
	The Gen Z Zoomers don't.
	And probably a lot of millennials don't.
	Yeah, but these women are all ancient, right?
	Well, I hate it.
	So we can't remember.
	Yeah.
	We don't have to.
	Yeah, Alzheimer's.
	Exactly.
	It'll just be better.
	Jess Libya is not going to make it.
	Well, look, I look for other things.
	What?
	But that's at the top.
	It seems like it's a deal breaker if she doesn't have a long baby.
	About other things.
	Like what?
	She's got to be feminine.
	She's got to be attractive.
	She's got to be submissive.
	She can't be quarrelsome.
	Proverbs 21, 19.
	Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife, in my case, girlfriend.
	And yeah.
	So.
	So, submissive, feminine, beautiful.
	You want a slave with a long clitoris?
	Clitorous.
	Clitorous.
	I mean, I mean, I'll accept a clitoris.
	You want to just have everything.
	Is it supposed to be fat or supposed to be like loose?
	Like, what?
	What?
	No.
	How do you feel?
	Does it mean that?
	Can you draw us a picture of what exactly a perfect labia is?
	No, it's right.
	Okay, that's not.
	Hang on, hang on.
	That's not the most ironic thing that just happened.
	The most ironic thing is that you said, say, you want a slave with a big labia.
	And I said, a slave, and Brian said, clitoris.
	She said, yeah, I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying, Brian, you didn't say anything about the not a slave thing.
	Oh, so you're like, I'm not a bad guy.
	She said, you want a slave with a clitoris.
	And I was like, a slave, and you said, a clitoris.
	Sign me up.
	That sounds great.
	A slave?
	I mean.
	Am I being racially insensitive?
	It's modern day.
	She can't say anything.
	She's a Native American.
	What the fuck?
	We saw the pictures.
	She was self-identified as Asian.
	He said, blow up.
	We finally...
	You good?
	You okay?
	I'm okay.
	You're good, then you're good.
	Keep it together.
	Keep it together.
	Yeah, that's good.
	You still got more show to go.
	But what would actually be wrong with?
	I mean, I don't want a literal slave.
	Wait, hold on.
	Let me think about it.
	Let me think about it.
	I could get behind it.
	But like more of a, is it colloquial?
	Is that colloquial?
	Colloquial.
	In the colloquial sense.
	I'll take a slave.
	No, like documents and stuff.
	Yeah, not like I own you.
	Like, I'm going to sell you.
	Yeah.
	Just more in the, you have to do everything I say.
	Right?
	No plantation.
	So what if I. I'm working, okay?
	I'm working.
	You gave me the task.
	I'm working.
	Large labia.
	Feminine.
	Submissive.
	Doesn't quarrel.
	I'm easy to please.
	Very easy.
	You know what I'm doing as a matchmaker?
	I don't just put two people in here.
	You go happy.
	I'm coaching partners.
	I'm coaching women to become the to as much as possible understanding what her man needs because he needs needs to be fulfilled.
	And at the same time, man, of course, goes through the understanding what her needs are as well.
	Well, can I ask her.
	You will care, Brian.
	When I create that ideal version for you, you will care.
	Guarantee you that.
	Can I ask you?
	I will create the unique woman that you've never seen in your life.
	Yes, Andrew.
	Well, I got to ask the panel a question.
	It was something I was pontificating about.
	Pontificating.
	It was a bit of pontification.
	So I think that if you were to take men and women and then within three years of each other, if you did a national lottery at 25 years old, forcing men and women to get married and you just did it based on a random name in the United States, just a random name, but they were within the same age group, like three years, I think that we would have less divorces than we do right now.
	You have a chances to be happy and have fulfilling, loving, and forever marriage with any person that you feel chemistry.
	He feels chemistry with you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Let's say the state became this big fascist evil entity and it was like, we must have children tomorrow, right?
	We got to bring up the birth rate.
	We need a marriage program.
	And it said, men and women need to get married.
	Now, you can still get divorced, right?
	You can still get.
	You can still get divorced, okay?
	Just like you can right this second.
	But I think at 25 years, let's say 25 years old, right?
	It's within three years.
	So it's like 27, 28, 29, both ways.
	It's within three years of each other.
	I think that if a random man and a random woman randomly selected had to come together, get married, and then go and live together inside of a random house, I think that divorces would actually be less than they are right now.
	I agree.
	Why is that, though?
	Well, so that's the $100 million question, right?
	Because this is actually how it used to be done.
	Fixed marriage.
	It could have been fixed, but not the way that you think.
	So families have always interfered in marriage and relationships.
	Every one of your mothers has interfered in your relationship.
	Don't lie.
	All of them have.
	All mothers do this, right?
	That's what they do.
	Or they interfere in their sons' relationships, right?
	That's just, that's what parents do.
	They interfere in their children's relationships constantly.
	They arrange them to some degree if they can, or they try to warn you away, or they try to move you towards that's what they do.
	But I'm not even really talking about arranged marriage.
	I'm saying that it used to be so that in a localized setting that marriages actually happen very quickly, right?
	Usually within even just a couple of weeks of knowing each other.
	And they actually lasted quite a long time.
	And so, you know, now this is just speculation.
	I could be completely wrong here, completely way off base.
	But I bet you if it was just randomized, we'd actually see less divorces.
	Is this like the societal norm, or would this be like switching tomorrow?
	I think even if we switched tomorrow and you were like, I have to go and move in and make the best of it with some guy, don't I still think?
	But you can still get divorced.
	You can still get to, so that's the key in the hypothetical, right?
	It's like, we have to make the conditionals such that you could still walk away from the marriages if you want.
	I bet we'd have less divorces.
	Well, it's kind of like you guys end up trying to learn to love each other.
	Yeah.
	Well, you got to make the best out of it.
	Well, let's say they said, okay, it's two years.
	You have to be together for two years.
	Right?
	Why not?
	You have to, and then you can get the divorce.
	So you have to, you're like forced to deal with this person.
	I bet you anything.
	Yeah.
	But like all those parents, they knew each other for two weeks.
	Three weeks.
	Yeah.
	Married for 42 years?
	When I talk to people who are older, especially in their 80s and 90s, most of them knew each other for three, four days.
	Some of them for only two weeks.
	Some of them for less than that.
	They stayed married for seven years.
	People had commitments when they were entering those relationships.
	Right now, every flash freaking thing is distracting.
	Oh, we can have more.
	Or we can have better.
	Well, no, I think that what this would solve more than anything would be hypergamy.
	I think that this would solve hypergamy.
	What is hypergamy?
	Well, hypergamy is the theory that most women go collectively after a smaller grouping of men, right?
	So women think they're far more attractive than they are.
	And the reason that they think this is because basically almost every man alive will hump any random woman, right?
	So like, I mean, I'm just being honest, right?
	They'll just do that.
	So because that is the case, women have access to men who are way out of their league.
	Those men don't commit to them, though, right?
	They don't commit to them.
	They'll sleep with them, but they don't commit to them.
	So the idea here is that, well, wait, if they're getting sexual attention from men who are way out of their league, they'll stay kind of going after the smaller collective of men.
	The reason that monogamy has worked so well, one man, one woman marriage, is because it breaks the idea of hypergamy, right?
	Now, and when we had localization, this worked really well.
	The internet kind of destroyed that.
	But I think if you just had like a random lotto.
	I think if you had a random lottery where it was just a random woman, random man, they had to live together for two years.
	They were within three years of each other.
	I bet you we'd have less divorces.
	Yes.
	And if those people would also know that there is no other options, they have to make it work.
	They have to make it work for at least two years.
	And that's what it was.
	I mean, why there is divorce is because people really also got lazy.
	Men, women, no matter what.
	Now, by the way, here's the headline tomorrow.
	Andrew Wilson says that men and women should be forced into getting married.
	Even though it's a literal hypothetical, it's just like a fun thought exercise, right?
	That'll be the headline tomorrow, right?
	There'll be some lunatic sewing circle Christian who will be like, Andrew says that the fascist state needs to make men and women.
	I promise you.
	And, you know, that's going to be hilarious.
	But I think to lots of singles out there, just the understanding that you can create really amazing relationship, amazing marriage under a couple of conditions.
	You have chemistry, meaning that you like each other.
	Like physically, you're attracted to each other and you put the work in there.
	What do you think?
	Hang on.
	Hang on.
	Hang on, real quick.
	Brian, what do you think?
	You think if there was a random lottery, it's within three years.
	Three years is the age group.
	You had to live together for two years with a random woman.
	It was just randomly selected, right?
	Do you think there'd be less divorces?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think there'd be less divorces.
	I think there'd be less divorces.
	I think there would be less divorces.
	So, yeah.
	Commitment, working together.
	And ladies and gentlemen, every one of you would be.
	Would it be a prison sentence, though?
	I'm not sure.
	Do you get to pick anything?
	I'm not sure.
	It turns out that when left to their own devices, people fucking suck at picking their mates, don't they?
	Well, do you get it?
	They fucking suck at it.
	And so you look at it and you go, because that is true, right?
	Like, look, she called herself a four for four, right?
	Like, you fucking suck at picking your mates.
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	There's no, but you're the first person who says it.
	It's like, maybe an arranged marriage wouldn't have been so bad.
	Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad.
	You know, you may be right.
	Arranged marriage?
	Yeah, we should get that set up.
	I didn't say arranged.
	I was just going to say matchmaking.
	Well, I did say arranged marriage in that case.
	Well, not everybody would be willing to do the work that is necessary.
	You know, if I would lay out like the whole concept for you of the stuff that actually would need to be done, you would be hard in this society just because people are so trained now to get everything easy.
	Yeah.
	Easy.
	But I think like once it gets going, yeah, like people would just accept that as the norm and then probably like it, actually.
	I think you're right.
	I think you're right.
	Andrew, could we pull up that super chat, Austin?
	All right.
	So who's got a good read?
	Anybody want to read it?
	You're the reader.
	You're right there.
	You're right there.
	You got this.
	Okay, somebody else.
	Somebody else.
	I'll read it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Go.
	Thanks, Andrew, for being a friend to Brian.
	On your live stream, you were raising money for this trip.
	You said Brian needed help, so you were coming.
	Touching to me because I don't have close friends.
	Sorry if this sounds weird, but let us assume for a moment it isn't weird.
	Yeah, well, I needed to call in the reinforcements, and Andrew was very gracious and supportive.
	So, yeah, thank you, Andrew.
	That whole pesky loyalty thing, you know, it gets men in trouble all the time.
	Gets me in trouble.
	That's always what I've said: is the way I've always viewed male camaraderie is like, if your dumbass friend starts a fight in a bar, you go.
	You got to get in the fight, even if he's wrong.
	And then you kick his ass later.
	Yes.
	That's how that works.
	By the way, guys, TTS, we've lowered it to 100.
	TTS is now 100.
	You can do it through streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
	Austin, can you pull up the Discord?
	We have a couple reacts for the old.
	What do you think?
	Pull up back.
	Okay, and then we have old Brian.
	Who do we got?
	Oh, damn.
	I mean, it's, you know.
	Okay.
	Bro.
	Bro, they do me so dirty.
	Like, y'all make me continue working like that.
	That's low on those.
	Nobody's coming near that van, Brian.
	First off.
	First off.
	Luring in some ladies.
	That is ridiculous.
	Damn.
	What else is there?
	Damn.
	Damn, you look like a.
	How come I'm bald?
	Why am I bald?
	I think it's like hair.
	Is there another one?
	There's another set.
	Okay, well, okay, why not?
	All right, let's see.
	Why not?
	Oh, you became Asian.
	Yeah, it's making everybody Asian.
	Okay.
	That's a nice.
	Now I'm Asian.
	You're Genghis Khan, Brian?
	Genghis?
	It's Genghis Brian.
	All right, what else?
	That's it.
	Okay.
	All right, cool.
	Thank you guys for doing that.
	Thank you for the Discord.
	Guys, join our Discord community.
	It's discord.gg/slash whatever.
	We've got a really great community over there.
	So check it out.
	Discord.gg/slash whatever.
	Okay, so let me get through the rest of the pre-show notes here.
	Reminder, TTS is a hundred now.
	So going to Rebecca.
	Rebecca, you describe yourself as very single.
	What does that mean?
	That's correct.
	I just felt like I should stay single for a long time and not date, like not even go on dates until I mentally was kind of like over my last relationship that was very toxic.
	So hang on, I got to ask.
	Was he a narcissist?
	Honestly, I don't know.
	I can't psychoanalyze him.
	I'm not sure.
	Did you ever call him a narcissist?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Not really.
	Yeah.
	Never told a friend he was a narcissist.
	No, honestly, I like don't even know what that really means, so I feel like I can't.
	I'm not sure.
	Yeah.
	Fair enough.
	And you, let's see.
	So there's no guys.
	You've been single for 1.5 years.
	Yeah.
	I've gone on dates in that period, but nothing serious.
	Nothing serious.
	Are there any guys in the picture currently?
	Not really.
	I mean, I'll go on a date here and there, but I wouldn't say anyone that I'm seriously entertaining being with in a long-term relationship.
	Wait, do you do OnlyFans, right?
	I just started a week and a half ago.
	A week and a half?
	Yeah.
	Wizard.
	Yo, not sure what the fuck the convo is about, but just want to state Andrew and Brian losing weight, boys.
	Fuck yes.
	Keep it up.
	I'm down 30 myself, cutting back on the burrito.
	Maf, motherfuckers.
	Well, Andrew's doing a little better job than I am.
	I've lost a little bit of weight, but I have the benefit of having a wife who prepares all the meals.
	And I'm lazy and don't want to cook, so I just basically eat what she gives me.
	So, yeah.
	And that's like a that's a that's a huge, that's a huge edge.
	Joe donated $100.
	Brian, may I suggest investing in ejector seats?
	Andrew, I hope you bring an aspirgulum for Tuesday.
	Hashtag impeach taft what music gets you hard slash wet.
	I get down to smooth operator.
	Oh my god, look.
	Sade.
	You get down.
	I mean, it's a good shade.
	It's good.
	Dylan Joe, thank you.
	I get down to Widowmaker by Wasp, okay?
	Lo-fi girl.
	Lo-fi girl, like that's that's my go-to, like put on, but like actual mute, like bands and shit.
	I don't know if I'm saying this right, porta said and massive attack.
	That's some get down music, you know what I mean?
	Does that put you in jackhammer mode?
	No.
	And do you stop after one, two, three, or seven stops when they say?
	Like, I don't know if I'm a, I don't know if I'm a romantic, but I, you can't like have on the office in the background while you're fucking.
	Like these people who fuck and there's like a movie playing, I would be distracted.
	I don't like.
	You're like, hold on, that's it.
	Would you do?
	Hang on.
	Would you do Showdown by Electric Light Orchestra?
	Sorry.
	Who the fuck is that guy?
	You don't know Showdown by Electric Light Orchestra?
	You don't know that song?
	Oh, dude.
	Sing it.
	What?
	There's going to be a showdown?
	the tune or whatever it's like so can you get down to him singing that um No comment.
	No comment.
	Burrito.
	Everybody's music, what'd you get down to?
	You know what I mean?
	I feel like Creed, a good little Creed movement could do it.
	Creed?
	Limb Biscuit even breaks stuff.
	Creed?
	Yeah.
	Y'all don't like that.
	Limp biscuits?
	Yeah.
	Specifically, the Woodstock 99 sound is a really good one.
	Keep rolling.
	Exactly.
	Just one of those days.
	Yeah.
	Is that be on your OF?
	It already is.
	Chocolate starfish.
	Oh, yeah.
	Speaking of that, it's only a week and a half of OF, right?
	Usually this call to action is done at the end of the show.
	But since you're only a week and a half in, would you be willing to quit OF?
	Because, and let me make you the best argument that I possibly can.
	Okay.
	Right?
	That right now, right this second, right this minute, if you walked away from OnlyFans tomorrow, right, you say, oh, I had one for a week and it was tarted and I stopped, right?
	And almost nobody would hold that against you.
	Yeah.
	But every single day that it's there with more content, the worse it gets.
	Do you think it depends what kind of content's on there or no?
	Well, yeah.
	I mean, if you're on there, like, you know, doing, you know, cooking streams or shit, fully clothed sundresses.
	Right.
	Yes, of course, right?
	There is content that's not cornographic on OF, but there's.
	Yeah, look, it's the YouTube TOS.
	Nothing I can do about it.
	But that said, so what, right?
	Like, most of it overwhelmingly is.
	I mean, mine isn't, but the reason is because I have a podcast.
	And so there's this thing called OF TV.
	So I'm using that as another platform to have my podcast on.
	And because of that, like, you have to have an OF to be on OF TV.
	So that's kind of why it was like a business decision.
	But no, I don't do anything like, yeah.
	Have you ever seen it?
	Who the hell is going to go and watch your OF TV and hear your political takes?
	No, it's not a political take.
	Yes.
	It's guests.
	Like I have like musicians, comedians, stuff like that.
	So it actually gets a ton of people.
	I actually just use that on YouTube.
	I do.
	I have a YouTube.
	And which one does it mean?
	99%.
	But it gets a ton of views.
	Thoughts on premarital sex?
	Have a great night, everyone.
	How much is a ton?
	I don't know.
	i don't work for a while but i do know that a lot of people wait you just said i had a ton of views OF TV as a whole.
	Like, I know people stream it all.
	No, I mean, for your channel, what is your channel like?
	I just started.
	I only have one episode.
	But I put like the same content that I have on my YouTube on there just to get like, you know, more views in general.
	Yeah, but don't you think that OFTV is doing really good because there's naked women?
	Oh, you can't be naked on OFTV.
	It's a different platform that OnlyFans started to get people to be on it that don't just want to see people naked.
	So like you literally, what kind of content is on there?
	So basically it's people that have an OF, but they will do like a cooking competition.
	They'll do like a game show, stuff like that.
	And are they scantily clad?
	No.
	You can't be.
	There's literally rules to where you physically can't because they're trying to get a different audience than the OF audience.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	That sounds sus to me, but I'll check.
	I'll check.
	I'll let DMO.
	So DMO says, thoughts on premarital sex.
	I'm in favor of premarital sex.
	I feel like you cops your coomer.
	Don't you?
	You're the coomer.
	Fucking coomer DJ.
	I don't believe in marriage, Andrew.
	You want me to die a virgin?
	If I don't believe in marriage, how am I going to accomplish the okay?
	Okay, well, hang on.
	Fair enough.
	So let's get into it real quick.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let's do it.
	So you're not a coomer?
	Did I say that?
	Would you have sex with a different random beautiful woman every single night for 365 days with zero commitment?
	Would I do it?
	Yeah.
	Can I like would I would I do it?
	STDs?
	Zero.
	Zero STDs.
	Yeah.
	They're just all beautiful, clean women.
	And there's a new one every single night for 365 days.
	Would you born them all?
	Can I get them pregnant?
	Nope.
	I can't get them pregnant.
	I can't get them pregnant.
	They've all had hysterectomies, bro.
	And big labias.
	That's a good question.
	Would I do it?
	Don't get me wrong.
	You know, as a man, I got to be realistic here, you know.
	So I do prefer long-term relationships, but would I do it?
	Like, it's handed to me on a silver platter, Andrew?
	Sure.
	Coomer.
	Fucking coomer.
	Coomin.
	I will grant to you that I am a coomer.
	There's degrees to coominate.
	There is degrees to create.
	There's degrees to coomer.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	And you're like, yeah, it's a very, it's very low-degree fun.
	Yeah, that's true.
	But in normal, in reality, I'm not really into one-night stands or anything like that.
	Unless you're with beautiful woman every night.
	You know, the thing is, is that it's, you know, it's in your defense, though, I feel like that question is loaded in that 95% of men would be like, yeah.
	To be honest.
	Like, man, a lot of men would take it.
	Yeah, I think they would, to be honest.
	So I would take it for a period of time, and then I would go out and find the one.
	And then we can have seven sons and children and also not get married.
	But seven sons.
	Would you get married in a way where the state wasn't involved?
	Sure.
	No.
	Well, then you're not against marriage.
	You're just against the state.
	Yeah, but it's kind of, you know, it's tied together.
	It is.
	A little degree.
	At least in the U.S., but wouldn't it, I mean, aren't there even religious laws as it pertains to, I don't know if laws is the right word, but are there not prescriptive religious doctrines as to what happens in the event of a divorce when it comes to supporting your ex-spouse?
	Yeah, usually they don't force that.
	They usually put in their ecclesiastical authority, you need to support your children.
	Sure, that's fair.
	That is fair.
	That's fair.
	You do need to support your children.
	I think that.
	Well, you wouldn't be able to get divorced.
	Noah donated $100.
	Two lives are just two women.
	One for each week.
	Does that make me less of a Kuma than Brian, isn't it?
	No.
	Less of a Kumar.
	Like, if it's instead of one every day, it's one each week.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	So if I stuck with one girl for a month and then it was like next, next, next.
	Like less of a Coomer.
	Less of a Coomer.
	Still a Coomer, though.
	Yeah, still a Coomer.
	Yeah.
	What about one per year?
	Like still Coomer.
	You're still a Kumar.
	Still a Coomer.
	Okay.
	What if it's like...
	You know what makes it the cooming?
	What makes it the Kuming is that you think that that's okay.
	That's the Coomer part.
	You're just like, yeah, man, I'm just going to fuck all these chicks and don't give a fuck, right?
	That's the Coomer issue.
	No, I give fucks.
	You wouldn't give a fuck if it was a beautiful woman 365 days in a row, a new one every single night, and it was totally, you wouldn't care.
	When you say wouldn't care, what do you mean?
	Like, define care.
	Like, it wouldn't upset you, or you wouldn't think there was anything morally incorrect about it.
	Nah.
	Nah.
	I would care about the woman.
	Yeah.
	These are women who are coming to me.
	Sure.
	I'm just minding my own business.
	Yeah.
	Oh, hi, Brian.
	Want something to see?
	Maddie donated $100.
	High My Memoirs are coming out next month, PLS Hitmic, for more info.
	I have no idea.
	Okay.
	The Maddie memoirs.
	Memoirs?
	Okay.
	My time being abused on whatever.
	Brian wouldn't let me have water.
	He wouldn't let us have food.
	It was torture.
	So what were we talking about?
	Oh, I don't know.
	The question was.
	Oh, thoughts on premarital sex.
	Going around the table, just getting everyone's input.
	It happens.
	That happens.
	It happens.
	Going around the table.
	Yeah, I mean, it's an accident.
	It's like, I slip.
	It's almost necessary if you're looking into marriage because if you hook up with that person and it ain't it, there's no marriage after that.
	You're talking about the myth of sexual compatibility.
	Why is it a myth?
	Well, yeah, I think it is.
	Well, here, let me, again, I'll give you my reasoning.
	So if you're a person who's only spent your entire life, let's say, isolated and you've only eaten steak, right?
	How do you know that steak's not the most delicious thing on planet Earth?
	That's a good question.
	Yeah, so if you're a person who spent your entire life with just one woman, right, and she's only spent all of her time with one man, what is the frame of reference here for what is not compatible?
	That's true.
	That's why I am all for the sex before marriage, so you can test the waters.
	Test the water.
	Yeah, but that would be the reverse of what I'm saying.
	That would be like the opposite, right?
	Now you're like, now you've had lobster and you've had, you know, sushi and you've had, now you have a very advanced palate, right?
	Whereas before, it's like, meat and potatoes are fine.
	What's your frame of reference?
	Well, you know.
	So if you've always thought for the rest of your life with the only sexual part you've ever had, that's the most mind-blowing sex that you could ever have.
	What the fuck is the problem with that?
	Well, you might want to experience lobster.
	How would you know?
	Well, if you know of it, right?
	Okay, yeah, you can know of it, but if you haven't, if you have not tasted of it, then you're going to want to go taste the rainbow, right?
	No.
	Taste the rainbow.
	Why wouldn't you want to go taste all the way?
	I've never sucked a dick.
	I don't want to go suck any dicks.
	How do you know that?
	What do you mean how do I know that?
	You never tried.
	You only sucked together.
	I'm aware that there are men who suck dicks, but I definitely don't want to go suck any of those dicks.
	So, like, what do you mean?
	This idea that because you're aware that there are women who sleep with many, many, many men, that that means you need to be one of those men just seems absurd to me.
	The idea here is that if it's one man and one woman, and they're both, let's say, virgins when they get together, those relationships usually last, by the way.
	They usually last clear up until death.
	Very low divorce rates, especially if there's religiosity behind it.
	And the reason when they investigate why is because, well, there's no, what are they going to compare it to?
	They have no comparison here for, you know, they're not comparing this guy to this guy to this guy.
	So imagine talking to the man and the man hearing this from you.
	Well, I'm going to compare your dick to Chad and Chuck and Fred and right and your performance to this guy, this guy, this guy.
	Wouldn't that sound super unappealing?
	Yeah, it sounds unappealing.
	It sounds super unappealing, right?
	Absolutely.
	So that's why I think the sexual compatibility is just kind of a myth.
	And by the way, I also think that people's sexual compatibility increases the more they have sex with each other.
	Yep.
	No, that's true.
	And multiple orgasms.
	Here, I'm going to try to get through all the notes here.
	So going back to Rebecca, very single.
	You have a lot of crazy dating stories.
	You said one time you dated a drug dealer and you lived in a trap house and he went to a party and another man pulled a gun on him for mentioning my name because he was in love with me too.
	Yes.
	Correct.
	Okay, I have a super important question.
	Yes.
	What kind of gun was it?
	A shotgun.
	That's all I know.
	Just like, yeah, I know.
	Nothing crazy.
	Shotgun.
	No specifics.
	You can't tell me if it's a Remington or a Winchester.
	No, I think it happened pretty fast.
	I don't think that's what they were looking at.
	It couldn't be a Browning.
	Smith and Wesson makes shotguns too.
	It could be any of them.
	I don't know.
	I couldn't tell you.
	No.
	Was it a pump action?
	You would have to ask them.
	Was it a double barrel side by side?
	Maybe.
	Who was to say?
	Semi-automatic, perhaps?
	Probably.
	It was a semi-automatic shotgun.
	I had to guess.
	If I had to make an assessment, yeah, I would say it probably was, yeah.
	Okay.
	The important question was asked.
	Yeah.
	Let's see.
	Another time you brought a guy that you were with on a first date out to meet some of your friends at the bar.
	He decided to take a massive amount of molly, which he had never taken before, and started expressing all of his internal thoughts externally.
	I had to calm him down for the rest of the night.
	One of the things he was narrating.
	Literally his own life plots.
	It was insane.
	He took the largest molly rock I've ever witnessed.
	I was like, you shouldn't do that.
	And then he did.
	Wait.
	It was pretty bad.
	Well, I saw a clip of you saying that you gave him the molly.
	No, that was just a general statement.
	It was like this other show that I was on.
	Also satirical.
	I don't really give people Molly, but.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	You said one time you met a British man on Raya who used to be in a Screamo band during the warp tour days.
	We went to dinner, got blackout, got matching cowboy hat tattoos, and still talk to this day.
	True.
	When's the last time you hooked up with him?
	It's been a while, but he lives in San Diego, but we still talk.
	We're still friends.
	That didn't really answer the question.
	I mean, I probably like, I don't know, a year, maybe eight months or something.
	What Screamo bands can you tell us?
	I can't.
	I feel like he wouldn't want me to.
	Yeah.
	I feel like he wouldn't want me to, or else I would.
	No, you don't have to say that.
	Warp tour days were the best.
	Weren't they?
	It was the best of days.
	I just completely agree.
	I was there 2007 through like 282.
	Link 182?
	Yona?
	It's like rock little emo era.
	I forgot you've listened to that.
	You listen to Blink 182, don't you?
	You don't listen to Blink 182?
	Terrible.
	It's terrible shit.
	Look, Andrew, you got to understand, right?
	You got to understand here.
	There's something appealing about the optimism of these sort of optimistic punk pop music that really captured the essence of the late 90s.
	This is pre-9/11.
	There's an optimism in the music.
	You look at the late 90s music.
	It really captured, there's no other way, the optimism of the 90s, of the late 90s.
	The 90s is when all of the suicide punk bands or I'm sorry on the live punk bands were saying what do you mean?
	Kirk Cobain, all those people?
	What do you mean?
	Yeah, but if you listen to like alternative music in the late 90s, there was an optimism to the music, and now it's so contrived, and it's all terrible now.
	Amen.
	True.
	Blink 182 is terrible, right?
	Andrew, you need to retract that statement, sir.
	Okay, you're right.
	It was fucking awful.
	No, retract.
	I need a retract, man.
	Retraction.
	Horrible.
	Horrible, terrible, awful.
	All right, you a Pantera guy?
	What are we talking about?
	I mean, Pantera's good.
	Yeah.
	How about some good old, you know, like Metallica Scorpions?
	How about some good bands?
	Metallica's okay.
	Yeah.
	How about some Ozzy Osborne?
	Ozzy Osborne.
	They got like one good song.
	Black Sabbath has one good song.
	No, Ozzy Osborne.
	How about some Jimi Hendrix?
	He's got like one good song.
	Jimi Hendrix has one good song.
	Can you compare Blink 182 to Jimi Hendrix?
	How about Credence Clearwater?
	How about anything which is better than Fortunate Son is a good song?
	That's the only song.
	Can you name one other Credence Clearwater?
	Was it movie?
	Yes, Proud Mary.
	Yeah, Proud Mary, Susie Q, which I mean, the list goes on and on.
	What a song is that guy?
	Okay, what about are you Pearl Jam?
	No, not Pearl Jam.
	Okay, Stone Temple Pipe.
	What a terrible song, dude.
	Look, first of all, Even Flow, I think is, I think Even Flow is their superior single for starters.
	Also, Eddie Vedder, look at his solo ambitions, Hard Sun.
	Arguably, I don't know if you've seen the movie Into the Wild.
	Hard Sun, fantastic song, Andrew.
	And you would love it out there.
	It was a terrible song and a terrible movie.
	Hard Sun?
	Yeah.
	Okay, hold on.
	Okay, Andrew.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	Terrible song and a terrible movie to go with a terrible song.
	Look, I'll give you that.
	It was some hippie shit, okay?
	It was some hippie shit.
	Hard Sun is a fantastic song.
	Yeah, I think we're just going to have to do a hard disagree here.
	You know, I think we're going to have to do a hard, you have to agree with me on this.
	Yeah, I'm just not going to do it.
	It's pretty terrible.
	Pretty terrible.
	Soundgarden.
	Black hole song.
	No?
	I mean, Soundguard's Soundguard.
	Yeah, Soundgarden's good.
	Not Black Hole Sun.
	What's his name?
	Cornell.
	Cornell, yeah.
	Yeah.
	You mean one of like the best singers of all time, Chris Cornell?
	Yeah, he's a grinder.
	Yeah, as I said, I said Soundgarden.
	He's good, not Black Hole Sun.
	That's not good.
	You don't like Black Hole Sun?
	It's okay.
	I just think, you know, there was a certain optimism in the music in the nine.
	In Black Hole Sun?
	No, there was an optimism.
	Their faces were fucking melting, dude.
	What do you mean?
	I'm talking about like the late 90s.
	There was optimism in the air, son.
	There was optimism.
	Yeah, I don't think there's options.
	You don't think, okay, forget music.
	You don't think that there was optimism in the late 90s prior to 9-11?
	Didn't they all think they were going to die because the clocks were going to turn?
	Oh, yeah.
	Y2K.
	That's true.
	What about the 1999, the world's going to end?
	Y2K.
	They're just arguing to argue.
	Do you prefer, Andrew, do you prefer?
	Look straight into that camera.
	Tell me, you think the world is better now in 2024 than it was in 1999?
	That's a false equivalency.
	So I didn't say that.
	Answer the question.
	No.
	Answer the question.
	Okay, so the answer is no.
	I don't.
	You think the world's better now?
	No, I think that the world was better in the 90s, yes.
	But that had nothing to do with Blink 182.
	Checkmate.
	DTFO.
	It had everything to do with it.
	Hey, hang on.
	Okay, now, Brian, my counter, was Metallica selling out stadiums in the 90s?
	I think so.
	Yeah, and are they doing it right this second?
	Yeah.
	Then the 90s was only good because of Metallica.
	See, that's fascinating.
	There you go.
	Not because of Blink 182.
	Sorry, figure that one out.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, if we're just going to make random correlations, mine's better.
	Better.
	More better.
	Er.
	Okay.
	So is this your guys' jackrabbit playlist you guys just went over?
	Yeah, we never finished asking what everybody's favorite music was.
	And then the and then the premarital sex thing.
	We didn't finish that either.
	What you grooved to?
	Yeah.
	Like really eager to answer that question?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I just wanted to say I like Jeff Buckley.
	Not that I like have sex to Jeff Buckley.
	Just that I like.
	Who the fuck is that guy?
	He said what I get down to right now.
	Not that.
	Oh.
	Just music I like.
	Yeah, but the question was: what music do you like to listen to while you're?
	I don't want to answer that because I don't partake.
	Okay, no, I get it, but that's.
	I just wanted to say that.
	That's why we were like, really?
	You're really eager to answer that question.
	I was eager to answer what kind of music I liked.
	Okay.
	Don't you think it's sad, Andrew, that, you know, the you could you could go to a party and you could go listen to, you know, like you'd hear, you'd hear rock music at the party.
	Now you go to a party.
	Now you go to a party.
	EDM, rap, hip-hop.
	Oh, yeah, that's terrible.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, that's terrible.
	I'll take Blink 182 of a rap.
	How's that for a compromise?
	I'll take it over rap.
	No rap?
	No.
	At all?
	No.
	Not a single artist.
	No.
	Why?
	Because it's just gibberish.
	Wait, I'm saying from all the people.
	Okay, so I'm going to tell you exactly why I think it is.
	I think it takes zero talent.
	Almost anybody can do it.
	I've heard guys on the street who are better than most of the mainstream artists who just randomly can belt the shit out.
	I don't think that it takes, I just don't think that it's good music.
	I think it's complete trash and garbage.
	And I think that almost anything anybody can do if they just practiced it for a few weeks isn't great.
	Why do you think it's so popular?
	Like, why do you think so many people like it just in general?
	To psychopath.
	What?
	To psych up for sure.
	I think that it's a medium which is above criticism.
	So it's not heavily criticized.
	So I think that people can still do what I call storytelling.
	Same reason I think anime is very popular.
	I still think that you can do great storytelling through the medium of rap.
	And that's one of the few music mediums left where you can do that.
	Just like anime is one of the few mediums left where you can tell a story without it having to be laced with social justice fucking bullshit.
	So that's why.
	That's why I think it's popular.
	Because I think it literally I think it has masculine themes like smacker in the mouth, right?
	And shit like that.
	I'm not kidding.
	But I mean, honestly, I'm not kidding.
	It's one of the few venues where you can still do storytelling, right, without having some theme of social justice.
	And when I listen, the rap songs that I hear that become very popular in underground rap communities.
	Scorpio donated $100.69.
	Let's be real.
	Slavic women are probably only interested in rich guys, right?
	If you don't have money, what's the point of even trying?
	Well, back to the rap.
	Well, hang on, I want to finish this.
	I'm almost done.
	We're almost done.
	Okay, so I feel like there's all different types of artists that can actually tell stories.
	So when there is like rapping is not always about smacking bitches in the face.
	I was joking.
	But what I was saying is that you could actually say that, though, in rap and be above criticism.
	Almost no other form of modern music is that possible.
	And so that's why I think people gravitate towards it.
	Just like I think that anime should never have been a big thing in America.
	It's fucking, you know, when you think about it, it's actually fucking weird that anime is such a huge thing in America.
	But I understand, right?
	Because I thought, fucking weebs.
	I'm not watching that shit.
	Years ago, when I started watching, I was like, wait, these are great stories.
	These are actually good stories because they're not interlaced with a bunch of social justice bullshit.
	They're trying to tell an actual story.
	And I think that that's one of the few mediums, rap, where you can still do that.
	That's all.
	Yeah, you keep it in metal music, too.
	Anyways, not as much anymore.
	Not as much anymore.
	Wait, Andrew, I wrote this down.
	This is going back to the rating thing.
	Oftentimes we'll hear beauty is subjective.
	Yeah.
	Beauty is subjective.
	But whatever Fan69 donated $100.
	Thank you, man.
	Iron Maiden FTW.
	Question to panel.
	Do you think in general society women default view men as bad or evil until proven otherwise, and men view women as good, virtuous until proven otherwise?
	Yeah.
	There's this phenomenon called the women are wonderful effect.
	And this is for both men and women.
	There's this bias that women are wonderful and men are bad.
	Yeah, so the question to the panel, you just do this on a quick show of hands.
	So if you think that men basically are evil until they prove that they're not evil, can you raise your hand?
	Okay.
	Got it.
	All right.
	So women for you guys.
	No, no, I definitely think that women need to prove that they're not evil until I definitely.
	I've just met so many of them at this point for sure.
	100%.
	They're all evil.
	Well, you know who tells me that?
	Women.
	They're the ones who are like, watch out for these bitches.
	I'm serious.
	They're like, watch out for them.
	They're sneaky.
	They're backstabbing, conniving.
	Yeah, I'm not joking, right?
	So it's like, when people tell you, listen to them, right?
	And I've never heard anybody run women down more than women.
	So going to, they'll say beauty is subjective.
	But then I was thinking about this as a counter-argument.
	So you can even ask them perhaps a question like, well, do you think in general people will tend to appraise people who are obese as less attractive as people who are fit?
	And I think even most of the people who say beauty is subjective will have to concede on that one and say, yes, like thin people by and large.
	No pun intended, are going to be appraised as more attractive than obese people.
	Yeah, but what would be the counter to the argument of, but there's some cultures where the 500 pound women are worshipped as goddesses, Brian.
	But so then.
	What about those cultures, Brian?
	That's how you know it's all socially subjective and there's no such thing as symmetry in what people find attractive, Brian.
	But so then I think the checkmate here on this argument, at least for future usage, would be, is obesity subjective?
	And it's clearly not.
	Obesity is an objective measurement.
	How is that an objective?
	It's literally arbitrary.
	Well, I mean, if we say that obesity is you weigh over this much.
	Yeah, that would be an arbitrary metric, though.
	What do you mean?
	Well, I mean, it's literally arbitrary.
	So we come up with the word obese based on an arbitrary metric, which says if you're over this amount of weight, which we also made up, you're then obese.
	So it's arbitrary, literally.
	So then how about just the term fat?
	Sure.
	Is that more copacetic?
	No, it's still arbitrary, though.
	Still arbitrary?
	Yeah.
	Like whatever system you come up with for fat is going to be a constructed system, right?
	Isn't it medical?
	No, but they're actually like you can see it with your eyes.
	They're body fat percentage.
	Yeah, but this is where you get into the subjective thing, though, right?
	Because fat can mean anything to anybody.
	Green Day was good.
	Then they started chanting F America because they are pro-abortion.
	Motley Crew makes me feel American.
	Alice Cooper too, Brian, please add Team America song to the soundboard.
	This guy's great tasting.
	Thank you.
	I think that's the problem, right?
	Is they would just say, well, to some men, some women who aren't fat, they consider them fat.
	And so it's subjective.
	So I think that you run into that.
	But I think that the first part's a great argument.
	You'll never be drafted why hate CCR, as of it, and a man who works on the dark side of IT.
	You will never have a clue.
	Stan slash rep got by EM tell an incredible story.
	Slayer has amazing stories.
	Slayer's good.
	I'm not, I probably shouldn't even say that right, but I still like Slayer.
	But I think that the first, the first part of the argument that most people would be attracted towards a thinner woman, I think that they'd have to concede on that, but I'm not sure how that removes it out of subjectivity.
	Wait, so you don't think it's objective?
	No, I think that there's objective standards.
	I'm just saying that I think that it could be successfully argued it's subjective from the other side.
	Well, obesity especially can be, I mean, that's 100% a subjective standard.
	I'm going to have to think further about that.
	There's no way it could be anything but a subjective standard.
	We come up with the standard for what is objective.
	as it as it pertains to well none of that's objective then An objective standard would be there's like almost universal agreement on the intuition.
	We could say that that's something akin to objectivity.
	So let me ask you a question.
	The fattest woman in the world, you don't think that she is objectively fat?
	No, that would still be a subjective standard, yeah.
	But she is the fattest woman in the world.
	Yeah.
	No woman has ever been fatter than her.
	Is there a potential that somebody else could be fatter than her?
	Sure.
	Okay, well then I don't know.
	It's still subjective.
	How about then, well, what if no other woman could be?
	She's got some sort of medical.
	Then it would be objective that she's the fattest woman who's ever been in the world, but not objective that the standard, which we call fat, is objective.
	No, but is she objectively fat?
	Yes.
	By the standard, the arbitrary standard, she would be objectively fat.
	So the standard's still arbitrary.
	Bro, I got a headache.
	God damn.
	I'm trying to parse it.
	Okay, how about this?
	Is BMI objective?
	Well, no, I'm sorry.
	The standard's not arbitrary because there is a standard.
	Sorry.
	Anyway, what's that?
	BMI?
	Is BMI objective, body mass index?
	Is that an objective?
	Well, no, listen, all of these systems that you're talking about that you're basing it on are subjective systems.
	Meaning we constructed them out of what?
	What did we construct the system?
	Like, what did we construct inches out of?
	It's a subjective unit of metric that we came up with.
	We just, we made it up, right?
	Okay, I'm trying to parse this.
	So I have five fingers.
	Is that objective or subjective?
	That would be objectively true.
	Wait.
	On this hand.
	On that hand.
	That would be objectively true, yeah.
	But so why couldn't the same sort of thing be applied to this?
	Because there's metaphysical truths and math is a metaphysical truth.
	So five, five can't ever be anything other than five.
	But okay, inches.
	But an inch.
	Hang on, hang on, hang on.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	In her country, they use kilograms.
	Right?
	Sure.
	Okay, so, and here we use pounds, right?
	Yeah, but they could a certain kilogram could equal a certain poundage.
	Yeah, right, right.
	But hang on.
	But who comes up with those metrics?
	Well, it's descriptive.
	Descriptive of a metric that we're.
	But it's physics.
	So you step on a scale and you will weigh this much.
	Or you do weigh that much.
	Yeah, in kilograms or in pounds, objectively.
	You can change the scale.
	Right, so it's subjective to whatever we decide that the way note is would be subjective.
	Huh?
	So, okay.
	Math is an objective standard.
	Wait, okay.
	One plus one must always equal two.
	That's logically, always must be true, right?
	But systems and standards like the scientific method, for instance, is that objectively true?
	No, it's objectively not true.
	It's a subjective metric that we came up with.
	Wait, so if somebody is six feet tall, is that objective or subjective?
	I mean, tall would be subjective.
	The fact that they're six feet, they're mathematically X tall.
	Wait, tall is tall is objective.
	Subjective.
	Wait, oh, I thought you said tall is objective.
	No, tall would be subjective.
	And then six feet also subjective?
	Well, the metric for what is six feet would be subjective, but whatever the numerics which came out to six feet would be objective.
	Okay, so I still don't really get it.
	Wait, so okay.
	If a woman is 500 pounds, is she not objectively?
	Yeah, okay.
	So I'm literally playing the devil's advocate here.
	So I want to say, yeah, of course that bitch is fat.
	But what I'm saying to you is that the argument from the opposition is always going to be that's a subjective standard.
	What makes her fat, Brian?
	Well, it is also her being 500 pounds.
	Is that objective or subjective?
	Okay, so we could say that that's objective, that this standard of pounds, she weighs this many.
	That is true.
	And as a woman who's 500 pounds, what makes that fat?
	Yeah.
	No, I'm kind of the problem, bro.
	I'm trying to understand.
	We agree.
	We can agree.
	Objectively agrees.
	This amount, she's this amount.
	That's true.
	This standard of weight that we came up with, she is this amount.
	Nobody's going to dispute that.
	They're going to dispute what makes her fat, though.
	I'm going to have to think about this one.
	I got to think about this one.
	That's the problem, bro.
	Okay.
	Good talk.
	Yeah.
	Good talk.
	We're going to debate about the whole bow perfect woman.
	We are?
	Are we doing perfect?
	We have time.
	All right.
	Maybe on Tuesday, actually.
	Okay, let me get through the notes.
	By the way, I just wanted that debate, Brian.
	How does it make you feel?
	You know what?
	How does it make you feel, Brian?
	I don't know, Andrew.
	I think I'm not sure you've convinced me, you know.
	I remain unconvinced.
	I remain unconvinced.
	Okay, let's see.
	Back to the dating talk.
	Rebecca, you said you one time met an art dealer from Miami on Raya.
	He flew you out with your golden doodle on a PJ private jet for our first date because I couldn't take her on a commercial flight.
	He told me that he didn't do drugs anymore.
	Wait, hold on.
	I got something for that.
	Wait.
	I used to do drugs.
	I still do, but I used to do.
	And then, but he snorted Adderall the whole weekend because he said it doesn't count.
	Yeah, that was insane.
	I was like, I don't know about that one, buddy.
	But yeah.
	How long ago was this?
	Like six months or so, maybe.
	How much does it he flew you out on the pri his pro his private jet or chartered, yeah, which is nuts?
	How much does that cost?
	I couldn't tell you.
	Did you pay for it?
	Did you hit?
	No.
	Like, I actually didn't.
	He was just on Adderall the whole time, so it wasn't really.
	I don't think his mind was there.
	Does Adderall do that much to you?
	I mean, when he's snorting that much, like to that capacity, you know, I think his brain was a little scrambled.
	Did he try to give Adderall to the golden doodle?
	Not that I know of.
	I could see him doing that.
	I wouldn't put it past him, but not that I saw.
	How much does it cost to charter a private jet?
	No.
	We could pull it off.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Damn.
	Yeah, I thought so as well.
	But I see.
	Have you been flown out before?
	On a private jet?
	No, by just, it could have been fucking spirit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	How many times?
	I don't know.
	Like, I would say less than 10 in my life, probably.
	Have you ever been flown out by a guy?
	Once.
	Oh, sorry.
	Once.
	Once.
	No.
	Private?
	Just any airplane.
	Yeah, of course.
	And private jobs?
	No.
	Pretty sense.
	A guy's flown you.
	Okay.
	I've flown people.
	Okay.
	Okay, girl.
	Big ball.
	Any offer?
	Any flowns out?
	Have you been offered, though?
	Just by my boyfriend.
	W and Issa?
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let's see.
	You said What constitutes cheating, liking a girl's photo or texting a girl flirtatiously, is definitely cheating, in your opinion.
	When should you become monogamous with someone before leaving because it's been too long?
	Yeah, like some girls don't want to wait.
	Do you know what I mean?
	They're like, oh, if he doesn't want to commit after three months, then you should leave.
	I know that's a thing that I see online a lot, but that's what I meant by that.
	Hmm.
	You also said having a girl best friend, if it's a guy.
	Oh, okay.
	Is an open relationship actually cheating?
	That's what you probably not.
	I don't think so if you agreed to it.
	Let's see.
	Should you ever get back?
	No.
	Do all men cheat?
	That's what you were asking.
	Because that is like a stigma I feel.
	I feel like a lot of people just assume.
	Like, I know girls personally that'll say like every man's gonna cheat.
	So they just kind of accept that it's gonna happen in a relationship.
	I don't think, I don't think I don't think is right.
	No, I don't either.
	But I feel like that is something I hear a lot.
	Men saying they'd never date a stripper or OnlyFans girl, but then y'all find out Hannah, who's a receptionist, fucked your dad even though she isn't a sex worker.
	The generalizations are so out.
	I don't get it.
	Wait.
	Saying that like never date a stripper or OF girl, but you know, saying that those people are more promiscuous than just a normal everyday person because of their job, basically.
	Yeah.
	Well, so you're saying like men will you're saying normal women can be more promiscuous than sex workers?
	Is that the argument?
	Yeah.
	Like a slut versus a whore?
	Say it again.
	Like a slut versus a whore.
	Wait, what do you mean?
	Well, no, I think, so you mean like you're not getting paid, but you're just as like.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You're just sending nudes to guys free.
	Right.
	Which could happen, you know?
	I think there are people like that out there.
	Wait, so, but okay.
	So, I mean, clearly it's the case that women who are not sex workers can be bigger sluts than sex workers.
	I don't think that's the only reason men don't want to date sex workers, though, is because of either real or perceived promiscuity.
	Could just be that there's a stigma attached to the profession.
	You disagree?
	No, I mean, I think that, like, I'm not talking about men wanting to date them.
	I'm just saying the assumption that they're more promiscuous because of their job.
	That's all.
	Are they not?
	I mean, I don't think so.
	Like, do you?
	Do y'all think they're more promiscuous because they're sex workers?
	I think you have to be like a base level of promiscuous to do those things.
	But I don't think it would necessarily mean that you don't know what they're doing.
	Okay, let me hear.
	I want to ask this.
	Do you think sex workers are more promiscuous than the general population?
	I don't know because I feel like a lot of them do it out of necessity.
	Or maybe, again, out of a financial bind, you know?
	Some women.
	How come if they did it out of necessity, that would make them less promiscuous?
	Wouldn't that make them more promiscuous?
	Like, aren't some women?
	Wait, if you're a prostitute out of necessity, how are you less promiscuous?
	That makes no sense.
	Because you don't.
	I feel like if you're promiscuous, maybe it means like you enjoy it, you know?
	What?
	I don't know.
	Promiscuous just means you take a lot of D.
	I guess.
	I don't know.
	No, what do we?
	No, no, no.
	No, there's no guess.
	Right.
	What the hell does promiscuous mean if not sex with lots of people?
	What else could that possibly mean?
	To make it make sure that you're not.
	It just means like it's like a mentality.
	It's like willing sex with a lot of people.
	And when it's like more active, willing sex with a lot of people.
	I agree.
	But I think one's just more.
	So if you're a prostitute, you're having willing sex, yes.
	Yeah.
	But I think like, again, it's kind of out of necessity, too.
	Because you wouldn't be doing that if you were financially.
	First of all, when you say necessary, right?
	What the hell does that mean?
	Because there's lots of men who necessarily work three jobs and don't have the luxury of prostituting themselves.
	They could if they wanted to.
	To who?
	Other men?
	I mean, there's websites probably.
	Yeah, no, they're not going to make.
	Do you think that male prostitutes on average are going to make as much as female prostitutes?
	It depends on the male, yeah.
	Okay, what did I say?
	On average, yeah, on average now.
	No, of course not.
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah, I mean, it's literally ridiculous.
	So they don't, when you say necessary, how come when poor men are broke, that suddenly they can somehow find jobs to get by, which aren't opening their legs to random strangers.
	They wouldn't make as much, right?
	So it's not necessary then.
	It's not necessary.
	But I guess they also don't have the ability because they know they wouldn't make as much.
	But they know that it's not necessary.
	Necessary means must, right?
	Well, it's necessary for them to make money and they know they could do it for a while.
	No, it's not necessary for them to make money.
	Well, to live.
	If you have a dead.
	No, it's not necessary for them to live.
	You're saying I make more money.
	That's want, not necessary.
	I'm saying faster as well.
	Like it is like quick.
	Still not necessary.
	Necessary, I think, means must.
	So it's not necessary to make money ever or just have.
	I didn't say it's not necessary to make money.
	I just said that there's alternative means of making money other than prostitution that may make you less, but that doesn't mean that it's necessary that you make as much as you make as a prostitute to live.
	I think they just think that it would be faster.
	I think that I agree that it would be faster, but how is that not willingly having more sexual partners?
	Well, it is willingly having more partners, but it's for you know a bigger purpose.
	That's promiscuity.
	Promiscuity is your willingness to have lots of sexual partners.
	I guess.
	I don't know.
	I don't know how it could.
	What else could it be?
	No, I'm not like disagreeing with you.
	I hear what you're saying for sure.
	I really don't understand, though, what you're saying.
	I don't really know how it could be anything other than willingly having lots of sex.
	That's promiscuity.
	I think, well, I think you're just saying OF and strippers, right?
	You're not talking about prostitution.
	Well, an OF, boy girl content, very common.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But.
	And also, I would say that, so I would say this as well: that if you were a woman who was talking to multiple people, flirting with them, right?
	Things like this, that men would consider that to also be cheating.
	I don't disagree with that.
	Yeah.
	I think it goes both ways for sure.
	So even if we were to take this like very kind of charitable idea of promiscuity, which is, well, it doesn't require sex.
	It's like, okay, I can even concede that.
	And I still think they would be promiscuous, right?
	Do you think there's a gender that cheats more generally?
	Like men or women?
	I think women cheat more.
	Really?
	I do.
	Why do you think that is?
	Because I think that the availability is there far more for them than it is men.
	I think that men get caught more.
	Why is that?
	Why do men get caught more?
	Because I think that they kind of don't understand subtle manipulation as well as women do.
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	Okay, so very quickly, guys, so we can get back to the conversation.
	Show of hands is, does fisting count as cheating?
	Yes.
	Show of hands.
	Yes.
	It doesn't?
	Wait, what?
	She was the one to center?
	Okay.
	Yes, so it does.
	It does indeed.
	Okay, and It doesn't require more than one knuckle.
	One knuckle is still one knuckle.
	Is one knuckle cheating?
	Show of hands if one knuckle's cheating.
	The thoughts.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So one knuckle's cheating.
	Fair enough.
	Anyway, so yeah, back to this.
	I think on the idea that men get caught.
	So I think that we're just talking about basic power dynamics.
	And it comes back to power theory.
	I think that men are very used to being able to utilize force and women are not.
	So men always can kind of rely on going back to force.
	So because women don't do this, they understand kind of subtle manipulation better generally, I think, than men do.
	I'm not saying adaptive a little bit just because they can't.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Yeah, well, a woman can't at any time they want physically dominate a male.
	Men can do this for most women, and they can also do this to other men.
	So because that's true, they always have that to rely on, right?
	Where it's like, oh, it doesn't have to make sense because I'm going to punch you in the mouth, right?
	So women don't have that.
	They can use emotional control, manipulation, things like this.
	So I think that they're much more clever when it comes to hiding their tracks or carrying on affairs than men generally are.
	Interesting.
	So now the stats would actually disagree with me.
	The stats would say that men cheat more, but how do you get the stats?
	Well, you get the stats by the admittance of people saying that they cheat or don't cheat.
	And people who are really good at cheating would never admit it.
	And so I think that women don't admit it because they're better at cheating.
	But that's my take on it.
	Yeah.
	Most of my clients, males who are coming to me, I would say probably eight out of ten.
	The reason for their divorce is because of why I've cheated on them.
	Well, think about it like this.
	Think of it like a superpower that women have.
	And they have it, especially when they're younger and when they're in their 20s, right?
	So you can imagine from the male perspective, if they kind of analyze this and they're like, you can just get whatever the fuck you want because you're pretty.
	Yeah, I really can, right?
	Well, that's an amazing superpower.
	And that's why you see as that fades when women get older, they become more and more delusional.
	They're like, wait a second, I must do everything to maintain this superpower.
	That's where you get the fake boobs, the tummy tucks, everything to create the appearance of youthfulness and attractiveness because that keeps the kind of superpower going for longer.
	Men never have it.
	They never have the superpower.
	So if I were to reverse it, and I thought to myself, well, what would happen if when you're in your early 20s, every woman just want would be willing to sleep with you, basically, right?
	Well, I think that that would corrupt men really badly.
	You know what I mean?
	I think it kind of has in society because it kind of has happened.
	It hasn't happened easily.
	Well, in college, I mean.
	It hasn't happened in college.
	Most men, so women can get it very easy to do.
	I'll prove it to you, right?
	The easiest way possible.
	So let's assume it was young picture, Andrew, and you, okay?
	And we both went on the sign of right on the street of Santa Barbara right now.
	Both of us held a sign.
	I held a sign that said, I'm willing to sleep with any woman right now.
	And you held up a sign saying, I'm willing to sleep with any man right this second.
	Who's getting picked up first?
	Okay, I mean, probably me, but if we both.
	Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.
	Really?
	But why?
	Because I feel like women would see you with a sign and be like, ew.
	Exactly.
	But if we both went to a frat party, I bet you would easily go home with a girl that night.
	Easier than you?
	Yeah, probably.
	Why?
	I'd feel like it would be very easy.
	I don't know.
	I mean, you feel like it?
	I wanted to.
	So, if you walked into a frat party and you said gangbang upstairs and I'm the meat between the sandwich, you're not going upstairs or what?
	Okay, fine.
	I guess if we both were trying to.
	Yeah.
	So that's what I mean, though, is that the corruptibility.
	But I feel like this is the thing: men will go to the frat parties wanting to get laid.
	And women might, you know, be like, oh, we'll see who I'll meet.
	But it's not, but they're not necessarily like, well, some are.
	I agree.
	I'm just talking about the potential of could.
	Yeah, could.
	I'm just talking about the potential of could.
	So then I agree with you.
	Could every woman here sleep with any given man easier than I can sleep with any given woman?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	And since the answer to that is yes, I view this as like a female superpower because essentially you can get whatever the fuck you want based on this.
	And the younger and more attractive you are, the more you can employ the superpower, right?
	Do I think that that's very corruptible?
	I do.
	Because I think, what if men could do this and women would be willing to do this?
	I think it would corrupt the shit out of men too.
	So I just think of it in those terms, right?
	Yeah, I do agree with you on that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, but anyway, moving the conversation on, I have a couple of questions.
	The first question is: do you think, and we'll go one by one, that a man or a woman would be more likely to lie to you?
	Starting with you.
	Just to me or as a whole?
	As a whole, a random man, random woman.
	Which one do you think would be more likely to lie to you?
	I'm biased, but I'm going to say a man.
	Honestly, yeah, get right up on the mic.
	I'm biased, but I'm going to say a man because that's what I have the most experience with.
	Okay.
	A woman, for sure.
	A woman's the most likely to lie to you?
	Absolutely.
	A woman.
	Woman.
	A woman.
	Woman.
	A woman.
	Okay.
	Damn.
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	She stole my blanket, fucking brat.
	But anyway, she did.
	I had a fan.
	He sent me this custom knitted wool blanket that his wife made.
	And he was like, he sent it up with a few other things, like a couple of fits of vodka and just because he likes to watch my show.
	And she did.
	She took it.
	She stole it.
	The first thing she did, she was like, oh my God, this is so con.
	She took off with it.
	Must have been her pretty privilege.
	Yeah.
	Never did.
	And you know, the thing is, she's like, well, you just use it whenever you want.
	I'm like, but it's mine.
	I'm supposed to be.
	What the fuck is it?
	But anyway, back to this.
	Now that we have all the answers, I have to ask this question: man versus bear.
	Okay.
	Would you rather be stuck in the forest with a random bear or a random man?
	Random man, for sure.
	Random man.
	Yeah.
	The bear.
	The bear.
	We don't know what kind of bear.
	We don't know what kind of bear.
	We don't know what kind of man.
	Random and random.
	I mean, if it's just random, probably man.
	Okay.
	If it was a black bear?
	If it was a black bear, I would choose the black bear.
	Okay.
	Man.
	Okay, so for you two, pick the bear.
	No, I picked the paradigm.
	No, you picked a man.
	Wait, you picked the bear, you pick the bear.
	The black bear.
	Okay.
	Now, I just.
	I get to pick the black man or the black bear because I'm going for the black bear.
	Okay, I get it.
	I get it.
	I get it.
	But also, both.
	Hang on.
	Both of you selected that a woman would be more likely to lie to you, right?
	Absolutely.
	Okay, I'm a man.
	That answer is fucking stupid.
	Do you believe me?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Of course not.
	Of course not.
	All right.
	So on the bear question, why did you pick the bear?
	From personal experience, so I'd rather I'm more.
	Well, for me, I'm more.
	Oh, my God.
	Don't do it.
	Don't do this.
	You're not going to do the She-Ra thing, are you?
	You're not going to do the She-Ra thing where, oh, I've been out with the bears and I've seen hundreds of bears and they've always left me alone.
	You're not going to be scared.
	No, I'd rather snuggle a fucking bear than snuggle the man.
	A man is more dangerous than a bear.
	Yeah.
	Let me ask you.
	Let's put this to the test.
	If you were walking down a random street in the United States, just a random one.
	You walked over to a random man and patted him on the head versus walking over to a random bear and patting it on its head.
	What do you think would happen if you patted a random man on the head versus a random bear?
	Probably the same.
	They'll both turn around and grab the fuck out of you.
	I didn't say it's true back there.
	They'll both grab the fuck out of you.
	Jesus Christ.
	I think the bear would turn around and eat your face.
	And I think that the man would go, what the fuck are you doing?
	How do you know it's not the other way around?
	That the bear would turn around and say, what are you doing?
	What are you doing?
	And the man's going to turn around and eat your face.
	Yeah, I don't think the bear's going to say anything because it's a fucking bear.
	Okay, so over to you.
	Okay, so, well, I mean, I will say if it's just a totally random man, it probably would be fine.
	But like, just given this whole like man-bear controversy, like when I'm thinking about being in the middle of the woods, I'm thinking of like a Stephen Avery type of man with a gun and a knife.
	And like, I would rather be alone.
	Would you rather be in the woods with a guy, random guy with a gun and a knife?
	No, personally, I would, I mean, black bear, as long as you just diverge, like they usually don't bother you.
	Whereas like now, I don't know.
	They kill people all the time.
	So do you?
	I mean, I also, I know many people who have been in the woods with black bear and have limbs to kill the jail.
	You hear your answer there.
	You're like, so do men, right?
	Well, that's true, right?
	It's not actually very common for men to kill women, by the way.
	It's not even the top 15 deaths for women.
	Women are more likely to die from random accidents than they are to die from men.
	Did you know that?
	But that aside, by the way, that stat came directly from Rolo Tomasi.
	Thanks for that, Rolo.
	But yeah, not even the top 15.
	Not even top 15.
	Women are more likely to die from random accidents, literally random accidents than they are to die from a man.
	What do you think your chances are, though, of being in a confined space with a bear, like the bear not attacking you?
	I feel like that's a different question, though.
	If it was a confined space, I would choose the man.
	But in the woods, you could just walk away and not bother the bear, and the bear probably wouldn't bother you.
	Couldn't you walk away from the man?
	Well, this is the thing: I feel like there is a chance that you could become the prey of the man if you're a bear?
	I mean, a man alone in the woods spawns in the woods.
	He's not going to be really pissed off, and you're on his radar.
	I mean, I genuinely do know a lot of people who have gone in the woods hiking, whatever, hunting, have come across bear.
	I know way more people who've gone to the woods and come across random men.
	That's fair.
	Had no problems whatsoever.
	But I've met many people who've come across random bears, and they go, holy fuck, I was terrified.
	This thing was going to eat my face.
	When you're a woman, though, alone in the woods, I mean, you're scared of both.
	I will say that.
	I think a bear goes about his business, but the man's like, I'm going to find the bear.
	I think that's what the psychology of a woman, at least.
	Like, yeah.
	I'm going to find this woman and rape her.
	Oh, guys.
	Yeah, don't say that.
	I mean, I'm going to essay.
	But that's just the worry that comes across a woman's mind, whether it's true or not.
	No, I understand.
	Listen.
	So here's the olive branch.
	I understand that this is a worry that a woman would have because of the power dynamic difference.
	A man can overpower her.
	But this question is asking really like, wait a second, but a bear really can overpower you much quicker than a man could, right?
	Bear's a wild animal.
	You have no predictive, you know, kind of model of what you could even do against a bear.
	You know, most random men who spawn in a forest with you, do you think that they'd actually attack you for just no reason?
	I mean, most random men, no.
	Most.
	But, I mean.
	What about most random bears?
	I mean, like a black bear, I really don't think that, like, why would you have a bad thing?
	But you don't think that most random black bears would attack you?
	I mean, if you're like getting in its way or getting in front of it, like if it's got its cubs there or something, like maybe, but I think you just come across it, they will just attack you for that.
	If you're close enough, but I guess I mean.
	Even if you're far away, like you can't predict wild animals.
	That's why they're wild animals, right?
	Yeah.
	But I guess in the same scenario, how can I predict that like a man with weapons is not going to harm me?
	Well, I would assume, just based on experience, you come across men every single day of your life.
	You're alone in the woods, though.
	But even if you were alone in the woods, do you really think that just like random passerby men just can't wait to assault random women in the woods?
	Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, it sounds silly when you say it like that.
	Well, because it is silly, right?
	Like the amount, first of all, the amount of men who do these types of things, very tiny percentage.
	0.2%.
	The population does these things.
	And they could.
	Like, they could do it if they wanted.
	They just, they don't, but they don't do it.
	Do you know the stat on how many people black bear kill?
	I mean, yeah.
	Well, I mean, black bears, I think there was recently an attack.
	I don't know the exact percentage of bear kills, but what I would do is look at it as bear confrontation kill versus man confrontation kill.
	And then I would look at it this way.
	So you're going to have way more confrontation with men in your life than you are with bears.
	But how many confrontations can you have with bears versus men that you're going to walk away from alive?
	Encounters.
	Confrontations.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So you've probably had confrontations with many men.
	Yeah.
	And you're quite alive.
	Yes.
	How many confrontations do you think you could have with a bear?
	Yeah.
	I mean, the bear would obviously.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, and the bear's not going to give a shit.
	It's not going to listen to logic, reason.
	It's not going to listen to, it's not going to listen, right?
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, I'm just saying if you end up in the woods, you know, I mean, I would be scared either way, alone in the woods.
	I don't belong alone in the woods, I guess.
	And Andrew, you have used the example of what's the better, I don't know if you've used it so far, the better outcome if you pat the bear on the head.
	Yeah, I did.
	And then just the kid pots into my mind, if you take it to a bit more of an extreme, if you went up and punched a bear in the snout, what's the likelihood of you being killed by the bear versus you even walk up to a man and punch him in the face?
	I don't think most men, even if you punch them in the face, are going to kill you for it.
	I agree.
	They might smack you back.
	In fact, there's hundreds and hundreds of videos of women going off and hitting men, and men very much not doing anything about it except saying, stop.
	Stop it, lunatic.
	Stop hitting me, crazy lady.
	Stop it, right?
	And clearly they could.
	Now, I do find the videos where they do hilarious.
	Don't get me wrong.
	The videos where they're like, oh, yeah.
	And then down she goes.
	And I go, well, you deserved it, you idiot.
	What are you doing?
	I think that that's, I mean, if that was the response, I think that more, you know, far less women would hit men, honestly.
	Or if you had a bear in this now, and what if it decides to run up?
	I was going on.
	Yeah, we went.
	We went around everything.
	All right.
	Let's see.
	Just curious who, show of hands, who said there?
	These two.
	You two?
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Let's see.
	Going back to your notes here, you said controlling ass men, like the ones on Secret Lives of Mor.
	So I don't know that show.
	Secret Lives of What?
	It's Mormon Wives.
	It's a show that's.
	You're too far.
	Please.
	Come on.
	Mormon Wives.
	It's a show that's out right now that's kind of popular.
	Right up on the mic.
	I think I am.
	Sorry.
	But yeah, their husbands are just very, very controlling when it comes to that.
	What does that mean?
	For example, there was an episode where they went to Chippendales as like a fun little activity and two of their husbands threatened like divorce because they went there.
	Good.
	Sure.
	Yeah, what's wrong with that?
	I mean, you don't think that's a little controlling?
	No, you don't go to a fucking, my wife don't go to a Chippendales.
	You get into a divorce.
	Say it's like a bachelorette and it's a group of her friends.
	It's not her idea.
	No.
	Really?
	Why do you feel that way?
	Wait a second.
	Why would it be okay for my wife to go look at naked men?
	Because she's not touching them and she's not, you know?
	Yeah, so what?
	Yeah, so what?
	Why would that?
	Do you think that's grounds for like a divorce or just a conversation?
	Well, if I told her no, yeah.
	Well, look here, let's reverse it, right?
	I think it would be fair grounds for her to put up the same boundary and say, no, you can't go to a strip club.
	Yeah.
	Of course not.
	It's ridiculous.
	You're married.
	You have, it's absolutely inappropriate for you to do that.
	A lot of women have issues with their boyfriends or husbands either watching porn or going to the strip club.
	Most women would not be cool with it.
	That's not even the right, by the way.
	You're right about truth.
	But the thing is, is my, I guess my issue here, my contention is what is actually the problem there?
	Do you think that a woman has some unique right when she's married to go look at naked men?
	The way that they felt was, well, you don't trust me.
	Like, I'm not going to do anything.
	I would never cheat.
	You've known me for this many years.
	We've been together this long.
	Like, have we not established trust?
	And that's why they were upset on the show.
	I see.
	Well, my counter to that would just be this.
	Okay.
	I got a counter too.
	Oh, go ahead.
	No, no, you go.
	No, you get it.
	I meant I was going to go.
	You started it.
	Oh, no, I was going to go after you.
	I didn't mean to interrupt you.
	Go ahead.
	So it comes down to the idea of just trust, right?
	And say, okay, well, then I'm going to go buy a prostitute and I'm just going to sit up in the room with her and we're going to talk.
	Well, one's public, I think, was the difference.
	Why does that matter?
	You do realize that there's back rooms at a Chippendale's and all those things, right?
	Yeah, I think just one's more intent.
	Like a prostitute, like we all know what's going to happen.
	Chippendale.
	Wait, why do we all know what's going to happen?
	Don't you trust me?
	Don't you trust me?
	Well, that's what you're paying.
	Don't you trust me?
	Why don't you trust me?
	Why don't you trust me?
	I can't believe you don't trust me.
	But that's paying them to have sex with you.
	Okay, what do you think about this?
	I just told you I wasn't going to.
	You don't trust me.
	Why would you go to a Chippendale's?
	Overwhelming majority of the U.S. population of men have some level of morality.
	However, I feel most men would avoid a woman in the woods avoid a false allegation charge.
	Desert Joe, good to see you in the chat, man.
	Thank you for the TTS.
	Very much appreciate it.
	But yeah, when we're going at it, I mean, you see how slippery that slope is, right?
	If I say, okay, well, I'm going to get a prostitute and I'm just going to talk with her.
	Don't you trust me?
	But then why not just go to a strip club?
	I don't understand why that matters.
	Don't you trust me?
	One is the intent to see what's up with it.
	The other one's a strip club.
	You're just sitting there looking at the story.
	Wait, All that matters here is the trust.
	But that's not what they were saying.
	One's like a public setting, like Chippendale's.
	It's just they're on the stage.
	You're looking at them.
	Getting a prostitute, you know why you're prostituting.
	How does a man know that that's what's going on?
	At Chippendales?
	You get a prostitute.
	I got it.
	I'm sorry.
	At strip clubs, and you know that this is true because you worked in these clubs.
	Don't women often prostitute themselves in the back strip clubs?
	A portion of them.
	Yeah.
	How many people prostitute from a Chippendale's family?
	No, they do it there too.
	But if you get a prostitute on the street, of course they do that too.
	But that aside, let's assume that they didn't.
	Yeah.
	I thought we were talking about trust here.
	Right.
	But it's different venues.
	You know, you're paying a prostitute for you.
	It's trust.
	Trust is trust.
	I just want to talk to her about my feelings about how you don't trust me.
	That's wild.
	That is.
	What's the problem?
	It's a wild statement.
	Yeah, that's completely different.
	I don't understand.
	If it's trust, right, then you say, trust me to go look at naked men and do nothing.
	Okay.
	Trust me.
	Hang on.
	Trust me to go sit in a room with a naked prostitute and do nothing.
	I think one's a bit more logical because it makes more sense.
	They're both the same logic.
	You're at a bachelorette party with a bunch of your friends.
	You're a lot less likely.
	Okay, great.
	I'll go in the room with a prostitute with two of my friends.
	Right.
	But everyone knows why you pay a prostitute, though.
	Everyone knows why you pay a stripper, though.
	But everyone knows why you pay to go to Chippendales.
	Yeah, what are you paying to go to Chippendales for watch the show?
	You want to watch a bunch of dicks in your face?
	I mean, I guess her friend is.
	I guess so.
	I mean, I guess so, right?
	It's like, okay, you can have a dick in your face, and I should trust you, but I can't go up into a room with two of my friends with a prostitute and talk to her about my day.
	What the fuck?
	That's interesting.
	I just can't believe.
	I can't believe how little trust you have for me.
	None, not at all.
	Unbelievable.
	I had an example here I wanted to provide, and then Alexander, I'll have you come in.
	But I mean, maybe you don't like the example Andrew provided.
	So what about this one?
	You're married to a man, and he has an ex-girlfriend, and you're out of town, and he hangs out with her one-on-one alone.
	She comes over to the house, but he tells you, oh, nothing's going to happen.
	But you know for a fact that this woman actually has some sort of lingering romantic or sexual interest in your husband.
	Do you trust your, would you be okay with him one-on-one at night at your house, him hanging out with her?
	I think it would be wrong on other end.
	I shouldn't do that.
	Can you be closer?
	You shouldn't go to a strip club and you shouldn't go to a strip.
	That goes back to one's in public and one's like a show on a stage.
	Another one is someone who has feelings in a public life.
	So you'd be fine if he was hanging out with her in public?
	It's about trust.
	I think it also comes into play what they're doing exactly.
	Like in this instance, it was for a bachelorette for her friend on a stage.
	They're watching the show, but the other one's like someone who has feelings alone.
	He can go out to dinner with his ex-girlfriend, right?
	You know, there's all kinds of things.
	Hang on.
	He can go out to dinner with his ex-girlfriend.
	That's completely different.
	Why?
	It's public.
	He went to this place to watch a show.
	Another one's like an intimate girl.
	And she went to this place to eat dinner.
	Right.
	That's an intimate setting.
	This one is watching a show.
	What do you mean?
	It's public.
	They can't eat dinner at Chippendale's?
	One's more intimate.
	I guess you got to know what you mean.
	But one's more intimate.
	One's like an intimate setting.
	What is intimate about you having lunch?
	There's feelings.
	You just said there were feelings.
	Okay, I'm just going to take out that you don't know if there's feelings or not.
	You have no clue.
	It's okay for your ex-ex, or I'm sorry, your current boyfriend or husband to go have dinner with their ex, right?
	There were feelings, though, and that's what matters.
	You know what I mean?
	They did care about each other at one point.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	I mean, maybe if there's anything.
	And you would expect, of course, that since you would be not okay with that, he wouldn't be okay with it back.
	No, and that's okay.
	I shouldn't do that.
	So if he wasn't okay with you going and having floppy dicks in your face, right?
	What's the problem?
	But it was like a show up on a stage, I think, wassue, and it was for her friend's bachelor's.
	So what?
	So why does a man, why do you think that it's appealing to a man to think that his wife's going to go look at naked men?
	I just don't know that it's grounds for divorce.
	Maybe a discussion, maybe even therapy, but like a daughter.
	No, that's not what the grounds for divorce is.
	The grounds for divorce is not that she wanted, even though I think that's bad enough.
	It's that they pushed it.
	Why would you push to go look at other naked men if you're married to a man?
	That's a fucking horrible thing to do.
	Like, that's such an over-the-top, awful thing to do.
	Tell me a lot about you.
	Tell me a lot about what type of person I was dealing with.
	So, say it wasn't even her idea, and it was her friend's bachelorette, and she just went to somebody else.
	She should have immediately been like, No, I'm not going to do that to my husband.
	That's unconscionable.
	What kind of horrible fucking bitch goes to their husband and says, Hey, baby, I'm just going to go to a bachelor party and look at naked dudes with my friends.
	Yeah.
	Like, what do you think he's going to say?
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I mean, that's not growl, but I trust you completely.
	What kind of fucking simp would do that?
	What kind of fucking, what kind of bitch-made man?
	What about just going to like a regular bar with your girls?
	Like, it's her birthday or something.
	You're going out to a club and you guys are going out for drinks.
	What are you going out to a club for?
	Just celebrating your homegirl's birthday or something.
	Yeah, I think that going out to like a public restaurant or something like that, not a club, not a club where you're grinding your ass on men, right?
	And there's a lot of girls that smack their own homegirls and ask them to dance.
	What if they just keep to themselves like in a section or something and they're not, you know, they're not there to meet men.
	They just really want to celebrate their birthday.
	Then why don't they dance at home?
	It's not the same setting because when you go out.
	It's not the same setting because men can't see you.
	Look.
	The difference is, I know like a lot of women can relate to this.
	It's like getting ready to go out with your girls.
	You guys are pre-gaming, listen to music.
	Everybody's picking off their albums.
	Yeah, you can still do that.
	Do all that.
	You go out.
	Literally, everything you just said, you could literally do at home.
	They go downstairs to the room that you have the dance music in, and all of you can twerk together.
	It's a different type of feeling when you go out.
	Yeah, because there's not fucking men.
	We could do both.
	There's all the above.
	You go out like, okay, it's a different feeling.
	Okay, it was like, we're on the dance floor.
	We're dancing with each other.
	They play one of our favorite songs.
	Why can't you do that at home?
	Both.
	Why not both?
	Yeah, okay, but my question to you is: minus the amount of penises around, what is the actual distinction between you doing everything you just said at your house with your girlfriends versus at a brick and mortar building where there's?
	Tell me in the house.
	Go outside, okay.
	You can do all this outside, literally.
	You can literally walk outside and do every fucking thing you just stated right outside.
	Not kidding, I promise.
	You can get dressed, you can get ready, you can put on your mascara, you can put, you can put on your lipstick and you can feel pretty, and you can get together with your girlfriends and you can go right in your backyard and bounce club music and dance to it.
	I assure you that you can do all of those things.
	So it is fun as well.
	So you don't want to go out with your friends and maybe go to a bar or go out and get drinks and dance and hear music with your friends out in public.
	Uh well, not dance, but like first of all, i'm just saying like going to bars.
	I know a lot of men that are Married.
	Yeah, go to bars.
	Here's what men do at bars.
	They walk into bars filled with other men.
	You know who's not usually hanging out at bars?
	Shitloads of single women, unless it's at single bars or fucking clubs where they're trying to hook up with the dudes.
	You know what your random corner bar looks like?
	It looks like a bunch of guys who are like me.
	And it looks like they have a bunch of beers like this and they're all married and they're all talking about nonsense you don't fucking care about.
	They're talking about their lawnmowers and their grass heights and they're talking about fucking they're talking about how annoyed they are at the property taxes, right?
	They are definitely not the type of people you are talking about here.
	Okay, so yes, I think it's totally fine for men to go out to the bar because that's what the fucking bar for men looks like.
	Just saying.
	Just going outside, honestly, I don't like can't I go to the club, honey, so I could twerk my ass all over the dance floor around a bunch of other.
	Why can't you do it here?
	I don't get the same feeling.
	He doesn't kind of go outside.
	And I was like, what?
	Why do you think?
	I don't get the same feeling.
	Does the kind of bar matter, though?
	Like, say she wants to go to a dive bar with her friends.
	Because, like, honestly, I love a good dive bar.
	You know, like, does that matter?
	Yeah, I think it does.
	I think it matters the club setting versus like, okay, you have a neighborhood bar and your girlfriend, Kelly, down the street, you're going to go have a drink at the bar with her, right?
	That's a whole different thing than I'm going to get.
	Hang on, then I'm going to get dressed up, skanked up, and because it gives me the good feeling.
	And yeah, don't lie.
	It's skanked up.
	They're going to wear the night.
	They're going to wear the night clothes.
	The lady of the night clothes, right?
	Busty chest, short skirts, and they're going out to the club dressed like that, right?
	To get the feeling of what?
	Why can't you do that at home?
	What is the feeling you're after?
	We know what the feeling is.
	And it's like, fine.
	If that's what the feeling is, the feeling of male attention, then yeah, of course your man's not going to be okay with that.
	Why would he ever be okay with that?
	Versus, oh, hey, honey, me and Chuck are going to go down to the bar where there's three other guys who you know are always down there because they're bar flies, right?
	And then any given time she walks in, the only thing she has to do is drag your drunk ass out of the fucking bar.
	The only thing that's hitting on anything in that bar is your head on the fucking bar after you've had too many drinks.
	It's like, that's the male bar experience.
	I thought you meant period.
	Like they shouldn't go out at all.
	You know, like not even a dive bar.
	You have to, it has to comport with reason.
	But it's beyond, it's beyond obvious that women who are going and dancing in skimpy outfits at the club who say, don't you trust me, are being very fucking disingenuous because there is no male alternative which we can present.
	And because there's no good male alternative we can present other than Brian saying, okay, fine, I'm going to go out with an ex-girlfriend.
	No, that's not okay.
	That's insane.
	One-on-one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What are these distinctions?
	They're just made-up nonsense distinctions.
	There's no intent on trying to get how, right?
	Okay.
	Honey, there's no intent.
	Honey, there's no intent.
	I'm just going out with my ex-girlfriend.
	There's no intent.
	But there were feelings at one point, and that's proven.
	But there's not feelings now.
	Sounds like you don't trust me.
	The thing is, the feelings did exist.
	So it's more likely.
	So what?
	It's likely from her.
	Who cares about her?
	Don't you trust me?
	Well, what if she doesn't trust her?
	Then it's just yeah, right.
	That's the point.
	Right?
	What if he does?
	What if?
	What if you don't trust her?
	Don't you trust me?
	Then why is he going?
	Okay, right.
	Then why are you going?
	It's the same logic.
	It's literally the same logic.
	It's not meeting with one person.
	Oh, okay.
	Says who.
	I think a man thinks that if you're looking at naked men, that's pretty fucking intimate.
	Not going to lie.
	I think that that's pretty intimate.
	Yeah.
	Like, how's that not intimate?
	Honey, I'm gonna go with my friends to look at naked dudes dancing.
	Oh, that's not intimate, honey.
	Have a good day.
	Have fun.
	It's like, of course, he's gonna be upset.
	Of course.
	So I'll just add one word, not so long, like you guys.
	For me, it's black and white.
	Whatever.
	I'm kidding.
	Okay.
	You finished, right?
	No.
	You're good.
	Okay.
	So it is black and white.
	Cheating is anything that stimulates you sexually other than your partner.
	So whatever it is, corn, whatever it is, whatever, the dancing or whatever, for men, looking at the girls who are doing all exotic dancing or whatever, it is also cheating.
	For women, whatever stimulates you sexually, it is also cheating on your partner.
	It is like a little seed that goes into your mind, then creates certain fantasies, then creates certain ideas, creates certain thoughts, creates certain actions, then creates habits, and then it creates divorces.
	So like micro-cheating, like even if you're but that's how it starts, even with drugs.
	It starts the same way, little by little.
	You put that seed in there and it's going to start cultivating, start growing there.
	So whatever stimulates you sexually other than your partner is cheating.
	And we were talking about knuckles or whatever, a little bit.
	I mean, that goes even without again.
	When I'm coaching my female clients and we are talking about relationships or whatever, I am telling them that when they start changing their circle, when they start developing their relationships, they are with someone, their circle should be changing.
	There's no more like single girlfriends.
	The new surroundings should be successful couples.
	Whatever you want your relationship to lead, wherever you want your relationship to become, surround yourself with those type of examples, those role models.
	Otherwise, it will go downhill.
	So I want to go around the table, kind of, I want to dive into the whole, you know, going out to bars, clubs, parties, this sort of thing.
	So going around the table, if your boyfriend told you, let's say you were inclined to go out to parties or bars or clubs, and your boyfriend told you he didn't want you to go out and do this anymore, would you stop?
	Yeah, honestly, I have.
	Like in relationships.
	Answer the mic?
	In relationships, I have before.
	Yes.
	It would be a discussion.
	I think I'm an extrovert.
	I like to go out.
	I like to party.
	I like to have fun.
	And kind of if he's like the one that doesn't, especially if he doesn't want to go with me, then it's going to be kind of like, oh, you compromise.
	So the discussion is, I'm, this is a boundary for me.
	Don't want you to go out anymore.
	You continue going out, the relationship's over.
	That's the discussion.
	Is it you breaking up?
	Or are you saying, I love you, let's stay together.
	I'm not going to go out anymore.
	I think I probably won't go out no more.
	That sucks ass.
	Yes, I would stop going out.
	I'm sober and I don't go out, but if I did, I would be willing to stop.
	You'd be willing to stop.
	Absolutely stop.
	Yeah, I would.
	I'm a DJ, so now.
	What if he was rich?
	No.
	And he could support your.
	Yeah.
	I love my job and I love what I do.
	It's your question.
	Hell yeah.
	So you would choose your job over the relationship over your men?
	Yeah.
	You would choose your job over your men.
	If somebody doesn't support myself.
	Wait, can I ask you the what's the purpose of a job?
	To make money.
	Let's say he was passionate for you.
	I mean, it's also a passion if somebody asks you to stop your podcast and you know, but if somebody, hold on, somebody comes along and says, Brian, stop your podcast for fucking $10 million.
	I might stop that shit.
	I wouldn't.
	Maybe I need a bit more.
	I wouldn't.
	$10 million.
	I need a bit more.
	Well, you could still do your little DJ for the last six, seven years.
	I've been learning how to engineer music, and I've put like dedicated all my stuff.
	Yeah, you could do that at home.
	I could do that at home, but pay off as in money?
	No, just like you never see your art.
	I get art.
	I get the dopamine rush.
	I have fun.
	I'm also sober.
	I don't do it.
	I just hang out, do my thing.
	All right.
	Would not sacrifice your career for your husband?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yes, definitely.
	Anissa, do you party or?
	I would stop.
	And you have a boyfriend, right?
	So if he asked you to, but do you go out and party?
	Not very often.
	Not really.
	And then I kind of want just a show of hands on this.
	So I have like seven questions, just kind of show of hands.
	Do you guys agree that men and women flirt differently?
	Show of hands.
	The way we flirt is different.
	Like the way we might try to get a partner is going to be different.
	Show of hands, yes.
	Okay.
	Do you, well, sort of similar question.
	Do you agree that men and women go about finding a partner differently?
	Do you agree that men are typically pursuers and women are the pursued?
	Show of hands?
	Show of hands.
	Okay.
	Do you agree that men are more likely to approach women than the reverse?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	I feel like it can happen both ways.
	How many times have you approached a guy?
	I feel like a lot.
	Not like a lot, a lot, but like I feel like I've done it before.
	What do you mean?
	You feel like you've done it before?
	What does that even mean?
	It means I feel like I've done it before.
	You feel like you've done it before.
	Yeah, I've approached people that I've had interest in before.
	So I think it's possible that women do that also.
	That's not the question.
	Okay, so have you been a pro have more men approached you than you have approached men?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I'm not sure I'll answer it differently than I'll raise my hand.
	But the question was, do you agree that men are more likely to approach women?
	Sure, yeah.
	Okay.
	Do you agree that men are active and women are passive generally when it comes to dating?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Do you agree that men are more likely to put themselves or hold on?
	Do you agree that women are more likely to put themselves in a position to be approached?
	Yes.
	That's for the whole panel.
	Yes.
	All right.
	So I think to make my point here, so once people get into a relationship and they agree to be exclusive, monogamous, there is this sort of societal understanding that both parties should not actively be pursuing, right?
	Like if you're in a relationship, a girl shouldn't slide into a dude's DMs, a guy shouldn't slide into a woman's DMs.
	But here's the catch, right?
	Based off of all your answers.
	Women rarely or never pursue actively.
	So there's no societal standard that dictates when women get into relationships.
	Women, you guys, stop your behavior and conduct, which is the way that you guys get men, right?
	So for example, you might not slide into a guy's DMs, but you'll post a revealing photo.
	You might not approach a man at the bar, but you'll go to a bar with the expectation that men are going to come to you.
	So Like, girls, you won't go out to a bar and actively approach 10 guys in a row with game the same way a man would.
	Guy goes up, gets rejected, next girl, next girl, next girl.
	Girls don't do that.
	Women will go out to a bar, though, and wait around for guys to approach them.
	You won't slide into DMs, et cetera, et cetera, post revealing photos.
	But when men say that we want you to give up your means of flirting, posting revealing photos, putting yourselves in positions to be approached, going to the bar, it's met with like massive resistance.
	And so, you want to paint us as like controlling.
	But it seems like a fair proposition, given the very real differences between men and women.
	We give up our edge.
	You guys need to give up your edge.
	Is that a fair proposition?
	So, that's why, to get to your thing, we don't want you going to the bar and the club because that's how you flirt.
	Because if I go to the club, ain't one girl coming to talk to me.
	I could go to a club a hundred nights in a row, no girls coming to me to come talk to me.
	You go to the club with certainty, you're gonna get like multiple guys coming to you.
	It's a given.
	So, with that said, don't date chicks who go to the club, bar, party, get your girl in line.
	We're curving on them.
	I feel like guys will go to the club and cheat too.
	Like, I have guy friends that will go just with the intent to cheat on their girl, you know.
	So, I think maybe neither should.
	What do you mean?
	Perhaps, like, I know guys that will go out to clubs and bars and cheat.
	So, I think people can.
	That's all.
	Yeah.
	But the difference is, is again, like, easier is what you're saying.
	Yeah, like it's totally different.
	So, let me get through the rest of the pre-show notes here.
	Who do we have?
	We have, oh, still, Rebecca.
	You disagree with me that plastic surgery or filler should be illegal.
	He only doesn't like it because he notices the botched, noticeable surgery.
	If it's done well, he can't notice.
	So, he thinks the girls are natural.
	It's ignorant.
	Guarantee I could show him pics of girls who have had well-done surgery and he would have no idea they had it done.
	Which is true.
	If it's botched, like it's clockable.
	You know what I mean?
	So, guys will say, I don't like a girl with surgery, but if it's done well, you don't know she's had it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I've never seen a convincing BBL.
	Because you don't know it's a BBL.
	You can tell.
	Not always, I'm telling you.
	Like, there's doctors where it's really good and it looks completely natural.
	I mean, you would just never know what's going on.
	I'd be interested in seeing these photos of these natural-looking BBLs.
	If I can have my phone, I'll show you.
	But I mean, it takes like a very special doctor, but it does exist.
	I feel like if it's very well done, you're not supposed to be able to know that it is one.
	So, you're saying if you can detect that a woman has had plastic surgery, it means that it was botched.
	No, that's why you don't like it because it looks overdone because you don't like it.
	But I don't think all detectable plastic surgery means that it's botched.
	But you're saying you don't like you've said prior that you don't like it.
	Boston issue too far from the mic again.
	Sorry.
	You've said prior that you don't like it in general.
	Yeah, I don't like plastic surgery in general.
	I think it makes women look worse.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	But that's if it's detectable, right?
	Maybe they've had it and it doesn't look detectable, so you wouldn't know they have it.
	Well, it's possible.
	It's certainly possible that I could be tricked.
	But there's another component here, too, that goes beyond just the aesthetic component.
	And I do think women who get plastic surgery, it's pretty close to a, well, there's a couple things.
	It's a proxy for mental illness.
	You have body, what is it, dysphoria?
	Dysmorphia.
	You have body dysmorphia.
	You're so uncomfortable.
	Boy, you all knew that term.
	You're so uncomfortable with your physical appearance as it is that you're willing to undergo a dangerous and unnecessary cosmetic surgery.
	You're willing to spend thousands of dollars to correct this.
	It's evidence of insecurity.
	It's evidence of body dysmorphia.
	That's a proxy for other kinds of mental illnesses.
	And also, I'm just not interested in dating women who are vain.
	Not attracted to them.
	And also, it's just a financial liability, too.
	Because if you want me to be the provider and I got to pay for your plastic surgery, and then you got to get your revision plastic surgery, and you got to get your titties redone every 20 years, it's just a financial liability for the man.
	So every girl you've ever been with has had no procedures, like no plastic surgery.
	I've only to my recollection.
	Although when I met her, she didn't have anything.
	And actually, it was kind of a conflict in the relationship.
	The vast majority of women I've dated, and you're from Vegas, right?
	No, I'm from Texas.
	Texas.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I typically don't date women with any plastic surgery.
	Have you ever?
	And what was your experience?
	Yeah, I felt fake tits.
	It's fucking awful.
	It feels, no offense to you guys who have it.
	It doesn't feel good.
	It doesn't feel good.
	I don't think it looks good.
	I've been with, I think I've been with one, maybe one or two women who have fake boobs.
	I don't like the look.
	I don't like the feel.
	And oh, one girl had lipo.
	I'd rather a girl with a little belly fat than the fucking weird looking lipo belly.
	No offense to any of you who have lipo.
	But I feel like that goes back to if it's not well done and if it's botched.
	Because if it's, I'll show you photos later if I can get my phone and well done lipo and stuff like that.
	You can tell.
	I can also tell when they have lip filler.
	Yeah.
	If it's not done well done.
	And we do.
	I can always tell with the lip filler.
	Because if maybe from the front, even from the front, there's some signs though.
	But the moment you turn your face to the fucking side, your lip doesn't look, it's uncanny valley.
	Natural human lips don't have this like this like outline above the lip.
	Well, in some ways, I feel like this is kind of a trap to fall into this argument.
	It's just an argument from outliers.
	It's like, okay, I agree.
	There has to be women out there who have all sorts of plastic surgery that I just don't even know is plastic surgery, right?
	But can you and I agree that the vast majority of women who have fake boobs We can tell that they're fake boobs, men and women.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, if that is the case, then what you say is botched is actually not the case.
	That's actually the standard.
	The standard then would be botched.
	No, I'm saying it's the most noticeable when it's botched.
	Okay, yeah, maybe, maybe it is the most noticeable, but I think that the standard that you're saying, if you can detect it, that would all be botched.
	And so if that's the case, then the standard is that most plastic surgery is botched.
	And I think that that's a really good case against you and not a good case against Brian.
	I feel like if it's that detectable, then it's not maybe that well done.
	And I'm not saying but you would agree that most plastic surgery is detectable?
	No, honestly.
	I don't think I've done that.
	I got thing on the screen.
	If that is the case, at least not by me, maybe by if that is the case, then why would you say that most fake boobs are easily detectable by men and women?
	I don't know.
	That makes no sense.
	I mean, that's literally a contradiction.
	I mean, not to me.
	I don't think it's easily detectable.
	I think when you get your boobs done, I felt like that's the place.
	Not always.
	Like a Barbie doll.
	You make your boobs.
	Okay, so let me ask you this.
	Be honest with me.
	The women at this table, can you tell which ones have fake boobs or not?
	No, because when they said earlier, who does and who doesn't, like, there were some where I wouldn't have known.
	Brian, can you?
	Can you tell?
	Could you tell?
	Yeah, you can tell.
	But everyone?
	Because like there were a few people.
	We're not saying everyone.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Remember, this is the argument that you're using for outliers when it's kind of a.
	But how could you tell?
	Unfortunately, sometimes, Brian, I think, I think humors too much the outlier argument.
	You're saying, I think you would agree with me that most people can tell when women have fake boobs, right?
	Can you tell?
	Could you tell?
	I think that I can tell.
	I think I can tell for most women.
	Sure.
	But the thing is, is like, even if I couldn't, let's say I couldn't.
	I'm just terrible at it, right?
	Because I don't give a shit, which is true, right?
	I just don't care.
	People who, or most men, I would still argue can.
	And I think even more importantly, most women can.
	I think most women can definitely tell because they have a set of boobs, right?
	So they're like, ah, that shit's fake.
	Because what they do is they look at the hole, right?
	And they're like, the symmetry is wrong.
	And I've heard this from so many women now that it's unbelievable where they can literally look at a woman and be like, nope, I can tell just based on her symmetry, the way her body is, that she's got fake this, fake that, fake that.
	Am I wrong?
	Yeah.
	No.
	No, not at all, right?
	And including you.
	So the thing is, is like Brian is making kind of this compelling point of saying, look, if you all can tell, what makes you think we can't tell?
	Like, we can tell.
	And kind of your argument back is, oh, but there's some you can't tell.
	It's like, okay, sure.
	Just grant these little outliers that you can't tell, but then the standard is botched.
	Then the standard itself would be botched.
	And if that's the case, then his argument that most plastic surgery is bad seems to hold weight.
	So say there's a girl where it's completely undetectable.
	Would you date her or you still wouldn't?
	Well, sure.
	You can't tell.
	Say an alien came down.
	He was saying there's a lady.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Say an alien came down who looked exactly like a beautiful woman.
	Everything about her was a beautiful woman.
	She had vagina.
	She had everything.
	You literally couldn't tell the difference between her and a beautiful woman, right?
	Would you sleep with her?
	And the guy says, well, sure.
	Right?
	But he's been tricked, right?
	You would want her to tell him.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Hasn't he been tricked?
	Well, yeah, if it's an alien.
	Right.
	But this is the same hypothetical you present.
	That would be an alien, yes.
	Yeah, this is the same hypothetical you present back.
	Brian, if you absolutely couldn't tell, would you?
	He says, well, sure.
	Just like I wouldn't know it was an alien.
	So you would want her to tell you, like, come into the relationship and be like, hey, yes, I have had these procedures done.
	Yeah, I think that's ethical.
	I think you should disclose that.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	You disagree?
	You think you should hide that from him?
	No, I don't.
	I mean, I talk about it with people that I'm with.
	I don't think you should hide it.
	I don't think you should hide it now.
	Can I ask one question, Brian, and then Drew?
	Is it okay?
	By the way, I have a different standard on this than Brian.
	I actually want your opinion on that.
	But, Brian, so Libya, the most perfect, the most wonderful, but not real.
	But the most like burrito.
	The burrito.
	Beautiful.
	But not real.
	Maybe enhanced a little bit, but the most amazing.
	There's no such procedure.
	There's no such procedure.
	What if there is a procedure?
	But it is a procedure which will make it just like the natural labia, right?
	I'd prefer the natural so natural but not so perfect or enhanced.
	I don't know.
	What if there was a woman who didn't bitch and moan all the time?
	That would be nice, too.
	There are such women.
	There's such women.
	Yeah, but I'm just giving you.
	Guys can bitch.
	What if there was this woman who did that bitch?
	Yes, to a much lesser degree, I agree.
	You know what happens?
	You know what happens, though?
	Here's what I've noticed, this distinction, right?
	You tell me if I'm wrong.
	Okay.
	But I've noticed that when men bitch and moan around other men, other men are like, shut up, you fuck.
	They go, shut the fuck.
	Literally, I'll show you how this is.
	Shut the fuck up and stop whining, you fuck.
	I've heard this a thousand times, right?
	You know what happens when women are bitching other women?
	Oh, sweetheart.
	I'm so sorry this is happening to you.
	This is awful.
	It's terrible.
	I can't believe it.
	Right?
	And then the other one starts bitching back the other way, and the other one's like, oh, no, you're right.
	Right?
	Whole different ballgame.
	So when men and women are talking about bitching and complaining, right?
	We're holding up the standard to the sex of which we're around the most.
	For men, that's going to be men, right?
	Men are usually around men a lot more than they are women.
	And so the standard when we say women are always bitching, whining, and complaining, what we really mean is we can't just look at them and say, shut the fuck up.
	And if that was more socially acceptable, right?
	There would probably be a lot less women who are running around bitching and whining all the time.
	Because for men, totally socially acceptable.
	100% completely acceptable to be like, shut the fuck up, stop whining.
	I think as if you have that relationship with that person.
	No, I'm going to play with you.
	I like with total strangers.
	I've heard it a hundred times with total strangers.
	Someone's like, dude, shut up.
	I'm sick of hearing it.
	Dude, shut up.
	I've heard this more times than I can count.
	In fact, I've said it myself.
	I've said it myself to people.
	Dude, stop whining, you fuck.
	I've literally said it myself to the family.
	And let me ask you.
	And how many times have you heard men say this shit to other men?
	A lot.
	I've been told by my brother, shut the hell up.
	Yeah, shut the hell up.
	But that's what I mean, right?
	It's like, this is the distinction in social.
	So when you hear women say, you know, well, men bitch too, it's like, yeah, I agree.
	They bitch all the time, right?
	Non-stop, in fact.
	The difference is, is that other men, it's socially acceptable for them to be like, shut up.
	And, you know, there's all sorts of slurs that usually come behind that, right?
	Which are totally socially acceptable and, by the way, hilarious.
	Yep.
	But you can't look at a woman and say that to them.
	That's where it's not socially acceptable.
	That's why we go, okay, women bitch and complain all the time.
	It's normal for women to do it, but when men do it, it's like, what the hell's wrong with you?
	You.
	Uh-huh.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	So that's why we say women are always bitching and complaining.
	It's not really that as much as it is.
	We just want to be like, shut up.
	You got that?
	Do you have a relationship with your wife?
	Can you do that to her?
	Yeah.
	Love that.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't have to happen.
	I mean, it doesn't have to happen much, but there have been many times where I've been like playing a game and I've been like, I don't fucking care.
	Leave me alone.
	I don't fucking, I don't, literally what you're talking about right now, I don't give a fuck.
	And you know what I do care about?
	Moving this rock on Zelda.
	You see, if I can get it at the right angle to drop it in right here, it opens up this cave.
	I've been working on this for 30 minutes.
	And what you're talking about right now is fucking nonsense.
	So how she does it?
	I would love it if you would go that direction while I finished what it is that I'm fucking doing.
	Has your wife done that to you before?
	Like, shut the hell up.
	I'm tired of you talking.
	Has your wife done that to you?
	No, because I don't talk that much.
	But just hypothetically, like you were bitching.
	Yeah, there's something whining.
	Yes, of course in our relationship there has been times, I'm sure, where she's been like, okay, honey, you know, got it.
	He just does a very different thing.
	You know, or something like that.
	You know what I mean?
	But it's rare because I don't talk that much.
	I don't need to talk that much.
	Not that important.
	I usually only open my mouth.
	Here's something which is important to say.
	And usually that's not very much.
	So I usually don't open my mouth.
	Right?
	And that's that.
	By the way, I think that that's the experience of most men.
	In fact, I would say with my best friends, right?
	I've gone to lunch with my best friend, for instance, never said a fucking word to him the entire time we've been at one.
	I mean, not a word.
	Got in the truck, drove back, shot some guns.
	He left.
	Maybe we said 15 things to each other.
	Best guy in the world, right?
	Fantastic.
	I don't know what the flush was in his mind, and I don't care.
	Exactly.
	It's totally unimportant.
	I feel you.
	To bring it back really quick here, just to finish off the plastic surgery conversation.
	Austin, I have a video pulled up in the private chat.
	There will be no audio on it.
	So, I mean, look, my personal preferences here.
	Personally, I would prefer a woman with no boobs, small boobs, a-cup boobs, over perf, even perfect fake plastic surgery, big boobs, whatever it is.
	Prefer a girl with a low belly fat over lipo belly.
	Prefer a girl with small upper lip, no up, well, maybe some upper lip.
	Normal, normal, normal upper lip.
	I mean, if it's no upper lip.
	And no teeth.
	Sometimes they don't have upper lips.
	Okay, hold on.
	No upper lip.
	That's a problem.
	Everybody has an upper lip.
	Can we make some amendments to Brian's Constitution?
	Give me a small upper lip over the lip filler lip.
	He wants a small lip here and a big lip there.
	That's like four in a row, she's got it.
	That's good.
	She'll be here all night.
	And then, oh, give me no ass, zero ass pancakes over a BBL.
	I'll take a flat bum over BBL.
	So it's like I was going to say something else.
	Like that.
	Damn.
	Over BBL.
	That sounds like a man body you just described.
	You're air fucking a table.
	No ass.
	Well, you're that might be a little bit more.
	You're adding all these things together.
	So if there's a normal body, you're saying that a woman's normal body looks like a man body.
	He said a cup and a flat ass and a small body.
	No, dude.
	That is preferable over to surgically altering yourself into a monster.
	Also, this was not an amalgamation.
	This was not an amalgamation.
	I was giving you one individually.
	Like, I mean, it would be good if the small tiny girl has a fat ass.
	Don't get me wrong.
	Yeah.
	It would be good.
	But it's even if it's the amalgamation, though.
	You know what?
	I would still wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	Even if it's the amalgamation, I'll still take the amalgamation.
	I don't know if you guys know this.
	You know what?
	I'm going to.
	I want to raise a hand.
	Can you raise your hand if you know and can define what amalgamation means?
	Go ahead.
	Like all of it together combined.
	So like all of these features.
	We had one.
	I'm just googling it to make sure it's.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Yeah, that's correct.
	Blending, grouping together.
	With a big brain on Brad.
	Distinct.
	Oh.
	You just don't understand me.
	Hold on.
	But yes, I will take all of those together.
	I was in the providing it kind of individually, but put them all together.
	I will still take the amalgamation.
	Together versus the woman who has all together fake tits, BBL, lipo, lip filler.
	I will always take it.
	Thank you very much.
	Now, by the way, I always wanted to ask this in reverse.
	If a man could surgically alter his appearance for muscles, they were fake.
	Meaning they weren't functional.
	They weren't like functional muscles.
	No, no, actually that would be functional muscles.
	Yeah, it exists.
	So you could, yeah, but okay.
	So if they were to cosmetically, surgically alter themselves to have big muscles, but they weren't functional muscles.
	They were still like underneath, it was still the same, you know, muscle, whatever it was.
	Would you find that appealing if you knew about it?
	I don't know.
	No.
	No, no, of course not.
	Of course not.
	So isn't it wild to think in reverse for some reason, like the kind of fakery is just going to somehow be over-the-top attractive to the other sex.
	You could still use like reference using booty like they're doing.
	I mean, that sucks that you can't actually use the muscles, but it looks good.
	Right.
	Well, hang on, it looks good until you see through the deception, right?
	Right.
	And so the second they say, okay, yeah, I'm actually, this is all just cosmetic surgery and I'm full of shit.
	And I didn't work at all for this.
	I literally went in and they just took a needle and like made me cause like one of those dudes.
	You ever see one of those really fat dudes who wears one of those shirts that has the six pack apps?
	Right?
	Have you ever seen it?
	I mean, it's basically the same thing, right?
	So they surgically alter the guy to have all the muscles.
	Once you knew that, wouldn't that be like an instant?
	Yeah, of course.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	We're going to react to the video, Austin.
	So what you can try to do, I don't know if it's going to work.
	So if you click that link on the top of the browser, there should be a favorite that is IGDL.
	Do you see it?
	Bookmark tabs, yeah.
	Can you tell me if that will just open it up?
	Like, you have to be on the IG page for the video, and then you hit that bookmark tab.
	Sorry, guys, one sec, we're getting this figure die.
	Okay, that's fine.
	We'll just watch it on Instagram then.
	What's that?
	Am I good to show up?
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right.
	Oh, F11?
	All right.
	So this is pretty intense plastic surgery.
	Let's play the video.
	All right.
	That's how she originally looks.
	There's a bunch of.
	So she's getting gnarly surgery.
	Rhinoplasty.
	Totally different woman.
	Totally different.
	She's doing a little.
	Oh, wait.
	Actually, hold on.
	I don't know what the, I only, I didn't watch the whole thing, so I don't know if there's any TOS shit in the rest of it.
	I think this should be disclosed.
	Like, if you have, like, you guys show up on what, the third date, like, here's an old photo of me.
	There was actually a story about like this guy that married this like Asian lady and they had kids and the kids came out really ugly and he was like, you, he sued her.
	Yeah.
	I heard about that.
	The kids came out ugly because he didn't know she was actually ugly than all the searchers she got.
	You should disclose it, I think.
	You should be honest about it.
	Yeah.
	Especially if you're having kids.
	By the way, guys, TTS is $69 if you guys want to get a TTS.
	And we're going to get through.
	We have some couple, was it tweets?
	And dating apps too, right?
	Who did we get dating apps from?
	Was it you?
	Yeah.
	Did you and both of you?
	We only got one.
	Let's do Ariel.
	She has some tweets.
	We're going to get through.
	All right, Ariel, you're going to read them, okay?
	When we pull them up, you'll read the what did you do, Ariel?
	Wait, they're mine?
	They're your tweets.
	What did you do?
	I think so.
	Is it about white people?
	Did you tweet about white people?
	Wait, make it bigger?
	Bigger.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's too big.
	Go.
	Yeah, that's good.
	Read it.
	I hate men that try to mold me into what they want me to be.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	I'm curious what the hell is that?
	Why is that a bad thing?
	I feel like you should, whatever I present to you, you should let me know.
	What if you have all sorts of really shitty characteristics and attitude problems that need to be adjusted?
	Oh, you can work on them by yourself.
	Yeah.
	So that's molding.
	That's literally what molding is.
	Like, if I guess we, if it's like under God, I'm saying like maybe like my physical traits or like something that is makes me me.
	Like changing my music tastes or changing my, you know, like I wear my hair a certain way or the way I dress or stuff like that.
	If you're molding me in that type of way.
	Yeah, but nobody's molding you to listen to different music.
	They mold people to move in directions usually which are more preferable, right?
	Like team text me.
	Okay, that was actually.
	Okay.
	Cringe.
	Cringe.
	But anyway, usually when you say molding, like this is a, you know, over time, I'm trying to change some type of trait and characteristic, which I find undesirable, right?
	I would say that that's molding.
	Would you agree with that?
	Yeah.
	So I guess like an example, I had an ex-boyfriend.
	I mean, I guess music could be that.
	Yeah.
	I guess music could be that.
	I think I was, I'm pretty a fun, goofy person.
	I like to talk a lot.
	I like to laugh a lot and make jokes and stuff like that.
	And being with my boyfriend going out in public and stuff, I think he would make me kind of like, shh, be quiet.
	Like I'll make a joke or something.
	And I'm thinking he's going to laugh at me or like, and he kind of made me feel like I kind of shut it down.
	I shut down a lot with him.
	No.
	I think the Crucible is joining us, by the way.
	I think Rachel just sent a radio.
	Thank you, Rachel, very much.
	Welcome, Crucible Crew, over to the whatever podcast.
	Glad to see all of you here.
	Thank you guys.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	What's up?
	And the girls, can you say what's up, Crucible?
	Say what's up, Crucible.
	What's up, Crucible?
	What's up, Crucible?
	Okay.
	And now also repeat after us.
	I will be 100% in obeyance to and 100% submissive.
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	Bro, it's not the roast section yet.
	Hold your horses.
	Hold on.
	We've got a little ways to go here.
	Pump the brakes.
	Okay.
	Tweets.
	Let's get through the tweets really quick.
	There's not too many.
	I cannot imagine sassy man.
	You cannot stand a sassy man.
	When he is like more, okay, being petty with me.
	If we are, I say, going through an argument or something and you want to go for maybe low blows or if you want to just automatically always have a comeback for like anything I think.
	$69.
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	I think that the Low Blows thing, yeah.
	I think that's fair.
	I'm not so sure on the always had, like, that's a skill issue.
	If he always has a comeback for everything you said, like, that's just a skill issue.
	Like, you just suck at arguing then, right?
	No, no.
	Okay.
	I'm assuming when I think about, okay, usually if you are arguing with your woman or whatever, I would expect the man to be like, okay, look, you're right.
	I'm not going to keep on arguing with you unless you are argumentative and you want to keep arguing.
	If I was a guy and my girlfriend kept arguing with me, it's like, I'm over this.
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	There's a lot of $69 going on here.
	But, yeah, I mean, so back to this, like, I've been in, of course, hundreds of various arguments, everything from a teeny tiny argument to a big blowout with my wife, for instance, right?
	That's what happens in relationships.
	But I mean, she has some pretty brutal ass comebacks where I'm like, fuck.
	Right?
	Like, ah, fuck.
	Now, usually I win, but occasionally it's like, ah, fuck.
	You really, like, you really got me with that one.
	So.
	$69 donated and $69.
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	Sorry, I'm bored.
	I got money.
	He's a baby.
	That's right.
	All right.
	But it's like, it's a skill issue, right?
	Like, you've got to have your comebacks.
	I think I have pretty good comebacks, but then again, I have to hold my tongue sometimes because it might get a little.
	I thought you just said no Lobloes.
	No, that's what I'm saying.
	And I hold my tongue, but he.
	You can only come back with Loblows.
	What kind of fucking total skill issue?
	Total skill problem.
	I don't want to be a problem.
	So let's just get through the tweets if we can.
	And grow with.
	Yeah.
	You want to read it though?
	I want a man that I can go to church with.
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	Profound.
	Profound.
	I want a man that I can go to church with and grow with.
	Tweets are in very different moods.
	So here and there.
	Overall, that is true.
	I do want that.
	Is that in between the stripping and OnlyFans?
	I don't even strip anymore, but OnlyFans is like.
	There's like, but okay, I looked at your Instagram and your Twitter.
	There's like, there's videos of you twerking.
	I don't know if twerking is compatible with Christianity.
	Wait, that's interesting.
	Only God can judge me for what I am doing.
	So if I am shaking my ass, okay, maybe it's not.
	So you guys, let me know.
	I just want to make sure I got this right.
	So you just like grab a chick's baby out of the stroller, like prop it up, start stabbing it in the face.
	Only God can judge you for that.
	Not like that.
	That is.
	Well, then what?
	I'm sorry.
	So then other people can judge you based on certain behaviors you have.
	So like what you're referencing right now is you're referencing, you know, if 69 donated $69.69.
	I got autism, but I got money.
	Me too.
	Me thought.
	Okay, really quick, just show of hands.
	Would you date an autistic guy?
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	Okay, they're all coming in.
	They're all falling in line.
	Okay.
	Did you have more on that?
	Yeah, but it's, you know, the standard of judgment is supposed to be judge not less ye be judged, right?
	Yes.
	Well, I'm not sure.
	But it's clarified, lest you be judged by the same standard in which you judge others.
	Yeah, I think that's what I'm saying.
	It's like, okay, but I will always judge a person who like picks up a baby and like stabs it in the face, right?
	Because I expect to be judged on the same standard.
	Why wouldn't that be the case with prostitution and sex work?
	All sin is the same.
	I'm saying I'm not.
	All sin's not the same.
	Well, it's, well, that's how God looks at it.
	I'm no better than that.
	Even within Protestantism, right?
	What is the unforgivable sin?
	Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.
	So clearly, sins can't be all equal, right?
	Yes.
	I'm still growing.
	I'm not perfect.
	Well, listen, no one's beating you up for that, right?
	Chief of sinners right here.
	No doubt about it.
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	The mind of an angel.
	The behavior of a demon.
	What do you think God cares more about?
	What you believe to be true?
	Or actually do?
	Yo, Theo, thank you for the TTS.
	It's a good question.
	What do you think?
	What do you think that God cares more about what you do or what you think is appropriate?
	I guess the intent on, like, I think God knows my heart.
	I think I have a good heart.
	And sometimes what is good isn't good alignment with God.
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	God wants you to be able to do that.
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	You got to do it.
	You want me to meow, bro?
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	Would you do a meow for a champagne pop?
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	Vector, hey, 69.
	Is your name Richard?
	You're acting like a, what is it?
	Let me see.
	A dick.
	A dick.
	Thank you, Vector.
	Appreciate the.
	We have another one from 69 here.
	They're taking over.
	Here, let's just get through the tweets while it's gone.
	Let's pull it up.
	Read it.
	Quick, quick, quick, quick.
	When I get in another relationship, it is going to be my last and final relationship.
	This man needs to be.
	Shit.
	$69.69.69.
	$69.69.
	$60.9.69.
	$69.60.9.
	60.9.
	60.9.
	69.69.
	69.69.
	This man needs to be obsessed with me and he needs to stay obsessed with me and 6969.
	Cherish me and marry me and give me all the things that I want to get.
	69, Wait, pull it back up really quick.
	Pull it back up.
	Okay, I'm just pausing momentarily just to let everything come through here.
	Go back two tweets.
	Can you just tab back or wait?
	One more?
	Wait.
	Tab back?
	Or no, wait.
	Wait, I hate men that try to mold me into what they want me to be, then go back to the other one.
	the one we just when I get into this man needs to be obsessed with me and he needs to stay obsessed with me and he needs to cherish me and marry me and give me all the things that I want and need But hold on, he can't mold you, but you can't.
	He has to change for you.
	How is that changing?
	I should meet him.
	He's in love with me.
	He's obsessed with me, and he stays like that.
	That's not molding anybody.
	He falls in love with me.
	He falls in love with me.
	$69 donated $69.69.
	I will donate $1,000 if two girls roast each other for five minutes.
	$69.
	All right.
	Well, then here's the deal.
	Send in the thousand dollars first.
	Who are the two?
	I don't know if I need to.
	No, no, no, no.
	We can facilitate it.
	Send in the thousand dollars first.
	It's going to be Anissa versus Ava.
	I have the two perfect girls here, though.
	Let's see.
	Let's get through the tweets.
	Go ahead, read it.
	If you don't think/slash, no, I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, then you're not my kind of man.
	Next.
	If you don't look better than my man, oh shit.
	I was on one this day.
	If you don't look better than my man, I'm for sure not cheating on him with you.
	That's a waste of a cheat.
	That's a wild one.
	That was a joke, actually.
	I swear, that was a joke.
	How the fuck do I get in trouble for my tweets?
	That's funny.
	That was a joke.
	How the fuck do I get in trouble for my tweets?
	That's crazy, man.
	The waste of a cheat.
	I hate when bitches try to act like they're not a hoe.
	Okay, this is a story behind this one.
	I have a homegirl that acts like she's very, she went to like a Christian college and stuff, and she acts like she's just like, doesn't do anything.
	Like, she's like, oh, I would never.
	I would never.
	And I have homegirls that are hoes, but like, yeah, I did that.
	I did that.
	Proud of it.
	I would fuck with the proud hoe more than the one that acts like she's not.
	And I was like, just be honest.
	Like, say what you're doing.
	Okay, okay, but hang on.
	Let's clarify this.
	Uh-huh.
	Okay, so the chick who was like, oh, well, I never, and was clutching her pearls and was like, oh, Lord, I've never heard such damn language.
	Right?
	Was she actually a hoe?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, then, yeah.
	Okay, so I understand that.
	I understand the idea of like, shut up, right?
	You're not too good for the.
	But if you had a friend who wasn't, right?
	You're not going to fucking talk shit about.
	I'm saying I like people that stand by.
	Like, I have a friend that stands by her honest.
	Yeah.
	I fucked up.
	Stands by the home.
	And I respect that.
	Well, actually, I kind of agree with you on this.
	A cop?
	What?
	Here, let's get through the tweets and I have to.
	I'm going to let the things come through.
	Three more.
	Okay, let's do it quick because we have a.
	Only row men appreciate women who value theirselves.
	Do you value yourself?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Maybe a little too much.
	Go ahead and read it.
	I hate when ugly bitches lie about their necks.
	My shit.
	Like, bitch, it don't matter what you say you're mixed with.
	You're still ugly.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, look, there's a real one.
	Hang on, hang on.
	That's a hell of a thing for a Native American woman.
	Wait, but there's a story behind this one, too.
	All right.
	Okay.
	This girl in the strip club was saying she's this, she's this, she's this.
	She's shooting out a bunch of different fucking races.
	And I was like, looking at her, and she was not good looking.
	I don't think she was very pretty.
	And the thing is, you thought that was the subjective standard and nobody could really know what it was.
	Yeah.
	But now she's not really very pretty.
	There's ugly girls that are delusional and think that they're pretty.
	Mother's ugly girl, too.
	Hell yeah.
	I'm just knowing that I ever sent her some story.
	Fair enough.
	Next.
	Ah, shit.
	You guys are good.
	I like my men waiting on me, hands and feet for my every need.
	Yeah.
	It feels good.
	Yeah, right.
	You kicked that guy to the curb.
	Stop lying.
	No.
	Yeah, that's got me.
	That's the old me.
	That's the old me.
	I swear I've got a lot of people.
	The dog dude is kissing your ass, gets kicked to the curb quick.
	The old me was like that.
	I was a dick.
	I was mean.
	Is there another one?
	No.
	All right.
	I'm going to get.
	Sorry, guys.
	I had to pause it temporarily so we can let everything come through.
	We got something big coming through.
	Carlos.
	What's up, Brian?
	Big fan of your debates.
	Andrew, do women prefer to be admired for their appearances or for who they are?
	Why the revealing clothes?
	Get boob jobs and BBLs than feel uncomfortable.
	It's very clear to me that women will absolutely hide who they are and would much rather revel in appearance.
	It's very clear to me that that is the case.
	And we can see this in the way that they dress in modernity.
	It's very, very clear.
	Thank you, Carlos.
	$69 donated $69.69.
	Okay, Andrew 69.
	Wow.
	While.
	And then what else do we have, Austin?
	We have the dating apps.
	Is there anything else?
	Okay.
	We'll do the Reacts on Tuesday.
	So we have dating apps.
	By the way, don't we have a.
	69 donated $1,000.69.
	Pop champagne.
	Pop champagne.
	Now let's see.
	Oh, I'm going to go to the next one.
	Awesome.
	Good roasters, or I will stop my 69.69 donations.
	Get one of them in the one in the far back, like on the side, the one furthest in the back.
	Can you also get some cuts for us?
	Who wants champagne?
	Yes.
	Yes?
	No champagne?
	No champagne?
	Champagne?
	Champagne?
	I don't drink.
	Well, you guys are underage, so.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wait, so no?
	So just you two.
	And then Andrew and so four.
	We need four.
	Okay, just bring the champagne.
	Just put half of it in a cup for me and then give them something.
	It's all open.
	Wait, we have cups.
	Can I just get the champagne?
	69 donated $69.69.
	Thank you.
	69.69.
	69.69.
	Yeah, he's having a good time.
	69, 60, 9.
	If it is every 0.69, it is going to be like many, many thousands.
	He's donating 69 cents.
	69 69.
	609 609 60 9 60 60 9 60 9 60 9 6 6 6 9 9 6 9 9 6 9 9 6 2 9 69 69, still fucking 69.
	Did you want some okay?
	No, it was just 69.
	Donated 69.69.
	69, 69 to you.
	69 69, 69.
	I can't do it, there's no way.
	69 69 yeah, you've 69, 69 in Bordlon fun.
	No, no, no, no, you're a cut off.
	69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69.
	Look at all this beer, bro.
	Wow.
	Six beers in like five hours.
	You're tipsy man.
	You're out of your mind.
	You're tipsy.
	I'm looking out some motherfuckers crazy.
	Do you normally get kinder, less debatable?
	It's here.
	If you, where's your chuck?
	Go ahead, bro.
	Where's yours bro, where's yours?
	Right here.
	Oh, we need to do, we gotta do cheers, and sixty nine cents where uh, for those cheers, to cheers and to amnesty international.
	Keep them coming.
	Thank you 69 69, 69.
	Yes, we're gonna.
	It's going to be burned into our, uh, thank you, sir.
	Thank you.
	Where were we?
	Dating apps.
	We are going to look at the dating apps from the girls.
	You have to do the roast section.
	Oh, we have to.
	So, wait.
	Who are the two girls that we are going to roast, Andrew?
	Who need to have a chat?
	Who I've seen who have the biggest disagreements are these two.
	So, what is the problem?
	Yeah, I mean, it's true.
	Roast didn't mean to talk bad stuff about.
	Maybe she'll be able to do it.
	Two girls roast five minutes.
	Good roast, please.
	Now, 69, 69, 69, 16, 9, 16, 9.
	Seriously, bad things.
	Here, here, hang on.
	I have a better idea, right?
	So, I'm pretty good at these.
	Spam filters are picking out of the house.
	What do you say?
	We'll just go like one minute at a time, and he could just give me like the most brutal roast that you can come up with.
	I can take it.
	Yeah.
	No, I'm not.
	Well, he wanted the two girls to roast each other.
	Well, if none of the girls are willing or even capable, it's going to be different.
	Is any girl here willing to roast another girl?
	Okay, I knew you should.
	Yeah, okay.
	Who else is down for to roast?
	I think you two could probably go back and forth.
	I'm not roasting nobody.
	You got this.
	He just grabbed a boobs five minutes ago.
	Like, what are you talking about?
	You didn't grab my boobs.
	That was also very uncomfortable for me to watch.
	You should see.
	She recoiled in horror.
	She was like, she did it.
	She did.
	Right.
	She doesn't want to be mean, but she was like, oh, I know.
	She did that whole Pearl Clutching thing you're talking about.
	She was like, oh, my Lord, I can't believe it.
	My four children with that profile is going to be so upset.
	Oh, my God.
	I love that.
	$69 donated $69.
	Who is this guy?
	Who's going to be a little bit more?
	It will be fun.
	$69, What's that true?
	$69, $69.
	Okay, okay.
	Hang on, hang on.
	But if we do this, then Brian has to pause the TTS, but you have to keep the 69 super chats flowing while they actually do the roast.
	Yeah, because it'll keep interrupting.
	Right.
	So that's the only way that we could possibly do this so that it would work.
	But you just offered up another $1,000 if it was one girl who roasted another girl.
	Who is this madman?
	Two girls roasting one girl.
	That's what he was asking for this.
	This is a way.
	He's a brave and a decent man.
	He's a pioneer.
	Okay, guys.
	I feel like you too can take it.
	Roast.
	Go ahead.
	Roast.
	I'm not going to roast her.
	Roast away.
	I just wanted to say something.
	You made a comment about how you're more down for your friends that are like, hey, I'm a hoe and I'm down for my honest.
	But you weren't honest when you were doing your hoe shit.
	And my ho shit.
	Crow, you've listed everything.
	We just saw everything about you within five posts.
	And you weren't honest on shit about yourself that you said since you got here.
	I think I've been pretty stripping from sex working to owning up to your honest.
	You ain't said nothing on this bill.
	You're not stripping.
	And then you retract on everything, but you haven't said shit about yes, I do this, and this is what the fuck it is.
	So if you accept that from your friends, why don't you do that to them?
	Why aren't you honest on that end?
	I think I'm pretty honest.
	Yeah, I was a stripper.
	Yeah, I still do only fans and shake ass.
	That's what I do.
	Yeah.
	Is that a hoe behavior?
	Is it hoe behavior?
	That's the question.
	To a certain extent.
	There's whole levels.
	And okay, so I've never seen that.
	I'm a medium hoe, I guess.
	No, you're up here compared to some of us down here.
	I haven't seen that.
	The list that we just listed, I am not on none of those lists.
	But don't you have four different baby daddies?
	Yeah.
	That sounds a little different to me.
	That sounds like a little bit more hoey or relationships I was in.
	You're shaking ass and owning up to the honess.
	I said I was.
	That's why I am a 444.
	I owned up to my shit.
	I was wild.
	I didn't deny anything.
	444.
	344.
	304.
	34.
	444.
	Keep going.
	Well, I think I owned up to my shit.
	Yeah, I shake ass.
	Everybody fuck.
	But you're saying every shit.
	You're saying your honest is down here, though.
	You're not going to have to do it.
	What's up here?
	I think honest is when you start getting to fucking and stuff like that.
	When you're fucking for money or if you're fucking like if you're promiscuous.
	Alpha Smasher donated $69.
	69 guy needs to drink less.
	Andrew, from one Orthodox to another, is the Canon of Saint Andrew your favorite because of your namesake or are the up-downs too much?
	Christ is risen.
	If you saw Andrew in the reflection right here, he was listening.
	He said he is risen.
	So he did hear the TTS.
	Thank you very much.
	Appreciate that.
	Let's get through the dating.
	By the way, I can maybe try.
	So he wants two girls to roast one girl for 10 minutes for another thousand, another champagne pop.
	I think they can do it, you know?
	I think they can do it.
	Anyways, let's do the dating app review.
	All right, we have, by the way, did you check these to make sure they're copacetic?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	This is Rebecca.
	So for the viewers, do you swipe yes or do you swipe no?
	Patio in 70-degree weather.
	Okay, next.
	Very mild-mannered.
	Next.
	That's not a crazy idea.
	I don't want to.
	Phone call over text.
	$69 donated $69.69.
	If two girls roast one girl for 10 minutes, I will stop donating for 10 minutes, but that whole 10 minutes, it only must be roast session.
	Brain.
	Not boring session or drinking.
	Deal, Andrew, and Brain.
	Brain.
	Yes.
	69.
	I mean, look, if the girls are not capable or willing to roast each other, there's nothing I can do.
	I can't force them to do it.
	They're just not even capable of doing it.
	I don't know what to tell you, man.
	I tried.
	You guys want to talk shit about each other for a few?
	I mean, what's come on?
	I'm not getting the money.
	So we're roasting.
	But if it's you.
	Two girls against one should be $2,000, not $1,000 extra.
	I will give you two $2 big bucks.
	Booku.
	Booku bucks.
	Go get a BBL with that.
	If you guys get into the roast.
	I do like $2 bills, but no, thank you.
	I tried $69.
	I tried my best.
	Okay, let's finish the dating app review.
	All right.
	Phone calls over text.
	I agree with this.
	Phone calls are superior to text.
	In-person is superior to all.
	Next.
	You still listen to 2000's emo hit.
	Oh, okay.
	What?
	All right.
	My chemical romance.
	Yeah, I've seen them live twice.
	Helena.
	Of course.
	I'm not okay.
	There's like an actual church, too, that you can go to from that music video.
	Oh, what?
	The church.
	Oh, the church.
	Yeah, that was true.
	In the church, yeah.
	Is there another one?
	$69 donated $69.69.69.
	So, you want her and Eva to roast her?
	I kind of like her, though.
	Me?
	Yeah, I can't remember.
	Oh, thank you.
	If I got the $1,000 in a nice way, you know, you would understand.
	I know.
	I'll let you do it for a girl.
	Girl, that pattern on your shirt.
	Girl, with your beautiful Billie Eilish hat.
	I love this.
	Uh, dating app?
	Yeah, this is cool.
	That's it.
	And then we have another one, too?
	I would swipe yes.
	Wait, we don't have sensitivity.
	What do you mean?
	Nothing crazy.
	Oh, do you want to get it pulled up?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's just do that.
	Take your time.
	It's no rush.
	Let us see.
	Okay, finishing up the notes.
	We have April.
	Wait, who April?
	Yes.
	April.
	Oh, wait.
	Sorry, Ariel.
	I've got to finish with you really quick.
	Then we'll go to April.
	You were talking to a guy on Instagram, and when you finally met him in person, he was a catfish.
	Story there, quick.
	Tricked me.
	He was really cute online.
	Plastic surgery.
	I noticed that every picture he had, his mouth was closed.
	And then in person, when we finally were talking and hanging out, I invited him over to a party, and I'm like, hugged up on him.
	We're drinking Player Beer Pong.
	And then somebody made a joke and he started laughing.
	And it's kind of like he had toddler teeth.
	They were like so tiny.
	And I was just so confused.
	Like, wait.
	And then I went back to his Instagram and every picture he has, his mouth was closed.
	That's the mouth that got away.
	Wait, you got catfish by teeth?
	By teeth.
	It was, no, it was crazy.
	Like, a teeth can make or break somebody.
	I didn't say it was going to be a great story, but I was saying, I agree with that.
	So if you were talking with the girl and she was very good looking, and then I don't know where she opens her mouth.
	But she had the British smile.
	Yeah, that would do it.
	Would you have to disclose it?
	Be like, yo, by the way, my teeth are still in the city.
	The British smile was there.
	Honestly, it was like, if he would have been opening, like, if we were at FaceTime or something for them, he would have seen us like that.
	I was like, hey, hang on.
	Hang on.
	Hang on, real quick.
	Real quick.
	I got to ask Brian.
	So if you go on a date, right?
	This chick is a knockout, right?
	You show up and she looks exactly like her pictures, but then she smiled.
	And she had the British smile.
	Is that it?
	No.
	No?
	Yeah, you can.
	Well, now veneers exist and stuff.
	If he would have got veneers, probably would have been like.
	He probably had them.
	If he had the shaved down teeth and they went away, they fall off.
	How many veneers have you been off?
	They come off.
	So what they do is they shave down their teeth and then put a thing on top.
	Holy shit.
	So he had veneers before.
	Veneers are even like a thing.
	Maybe he didn't have his ventures in or something.
	Yeah.
	Have we just talked about it?
	Did you ask him?
	Oh, no.
	I just stopped talking to him afterwards.
	But why didn't you ask him?
	Like, what is the reason?
	I don't know.
	I didn't know.
	I guess ghosting him was kind of rude, too.
	So.
	$69 donated $69 and $69.
	This is getting boring.
	Brian, how about you?
	Roast two girls for 10 minutes.
	If girls need money, I will donate $1,200.
	You can give each $100, I guess.
	In board, let's make it fun $69.
	Okay, okay, but let me amend the deal since we're negotiating $69.
	Brian keeps the entire $1,200 and roasts the girls, and they get nothing.
	I like that one.
	Yeah, that's my favorite.
	So I'm going to amend the deal.
	As the official negotiator, the official negotiator of whatever podcast, that is what the official deal is.
	I'll do it.
	Send that shit through, Brown.
	Send it to me.
	But he should raise it to $2,000.
	He wants it.
	Seriously, he'll go for it.
	Why are you settling for $1,200?
	He will go for $29.
	Fucking greedy Russians.
	What the fuck?
	I'm thinking about.
	I'm not getting any money.
	No, I'm supporting the podcast.
	She is supporting the podcast.
	Yes.
	What?
	He's not doing it for charity?
	Greedy French?
	What the f?
	It is the whole team to support.
	French-Russian Alliance.
	What the fuck?
	They're so French.
	No, interested to roasting me.
	You're doing it for free now.
	Come on.
	69 donated $69.69.
	10 minutes is on 10.
	No problem for me.
	69.
	Session 10 minutes.
	No boring sessions.
	I think I only have enough roasts for five minutes is the thing.
	All right, just send it through.
	I'll do as much as I can.
	For 1,205 minutes, for 2,010 minutes.
	I will pick up a slack.
	Holy shit.
	Oh, my God.
	This guy is on yours.
	Don't roast each other.
	Tells you what to do instead.
	Tell us about a time you helped a stranger in need.
	69 is literally a protein.
	Yo, Theo.
	Why is this kindness?
	Where is this guy that has always pays for?
	He's a brave and this is great support.
	Hey, 69, you got red, bro.
	He got red.
	69.
	Yo, but by the way, by the way, after they're all done telling their stories.
	69.
	I'll still do the roast session first.
	Wait, so Theo wants.
	Theo wants.
	Hold on.
	I'm going to pause it just so we have a bit of a moment here.
	Theo, first of all.
	He's a brave and a decent man.
	He's a pioneer.
	Can we all think Theo?
	He deserves 20 minutes of whatever he wants.
	Absolutely.
	Thank you, Theo.
	That's the man.
	That's the man.
	Made the statement.
	Yes.
	And he got me three bottles of champagne, bro.
	Wait.
	Does it does that?
	I don't think that's a three.
	I don't know if.
	Theo, what do you want?
	Three bottles of champagne?
	I mean, it's.
	Oh my God, bro.
	Hold on.
	Yo.
	What the fuck?
	69 donated $3,000.69.
	I'm saying.
	Theotica's 69, 69, 69.
	Now, is this like the angel a demon on the shoulder?
	This is beautiful.
	69, This is the same.
	This is the same guy.
	Is it the same dude?
	This is the same dude.
	Wait, I can try.
	Playing both ends.
	I know it.
	Is it the same dude?
	No, it's different dudes.
	It's a different dude.
	I mean, well, different profiles.
	They could be under different IDs.
	But here's God is here in the 1980s.
	You guys are freaking legends.
	Wow.
	Yes.
	Beautiful.
	That's six champagne pops.
	Brian.
	Six.
	So, Theo, first off, I don't have that much champagne in stock.
	I think I have.
	I think I'm.
	Theoticos donated $300.
	Precisely, Andrew.
	Wait, I have a photo for this.
	Yep.
	I have a photo for this about the angel and demon on my Instagram.
	Here, I'm going to send it in the private chat.
	That way Austin can pull that shit up.
	Boom.
	Private chat.
	Yo, Theo, that's very generous of you, man.
	Thank you so much, dude.
	That's on the side.
	That's the biggest donation.
	You have to say, dude.
	That's the biggest donation.
	Thank you.
	I don't think we've had.
	That's like probably, I don't know.
	Yeah, that's the biggest donation for sure.
	I'll check.
	But dude, and so his question was, money is of your God.
	Tell us what you do.
	Tell us about the time you helped a stranger in need.
	Shut the fuck up!
	69 donated funds.
	69% beat me, Theotokos.
	69, 60, 9, 69.
	Is it the 69, 60, 960, So who deserves more time?
	Theo or 69, the first one.
	Kindness.
	We're going to do both.
	69, 69.
	We're going to demonstrate the duality of man right here today.
	It's happening.
	960.
	Wait, so here.
	I think we only have like the.
	How many champagne bottles do we have?
	We have like 20.
	It's like two.
	But does love or hate wings here?
	All right, bring me two.
	Theo is the first one that donated $3,000.
	It's all in good fun.
	That's one.
	But two, we're going to honor the request of both the super chatters.
	Theo Toko's requests a story of a time that you helped a stranger.
	I think that that's great.
	Maybe we can start.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wait.
	Really quick, the angel and demon photo, really quick.
	And then.
	Oh, dude.
	That's.
	OG.
	OG.
	Okay.
	I got to go, bro.
	You like it.
	I get it.
	You like it.
	That's what the angels were.
	time you helped a stranger um when i first started my sales job as a like sales manager and door-to-door i and do you do you said you sell security systems okay Okay.
	So I had a mover because I was moving from one place to another.
	And he told me he was about to become homeless and he was struggling, going to get evicted.
	He had kids.
	So I hired him and gave him a bunch of my sales to help him pay his rent.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	I would.
	I've never helped a stranger.
	Fuck strangers, right?
	I think I do like small good deeds here and there.
	Can you tell us about one?
	Feeding homeless people randomly, like after what?
	Yeah.
	Dead ass.
	Like feeding homeless people.
	Bird seeds.
	Bird seeds.
	No.
	Like I was giving them like passing out plates and stuff of like cooked spaghetti, fruit, water, stuff like that.
	And then I'm always donating money.
	Do you have the equivalent of like a wholesome story like ADT girl over here?
	I can't think of anything right now.
	I do pretty good stuff.
	What?
	But I can't think of it.
	Your whole life?
	You can't think of an equivalent story?
	Well, my mom took in foster kids and we actually started like donated straight.
	So you don't get credit for your mom taking in phosphorus.
	I was a kid myself raising kids.
	So it's kind of like 69, 60.
	I was still in like a freshman in high school raising kids.
	69, 20, 16, 69, 69, 69, 69.
	Took care of my foster kids and stuff like that.
	Actually, I do plan on, I would like to, me and my friend talk about getting a home and having a group home for foster kids and stuff like that.
	Wholesome.
	Wholesome time you helped a stranger.
	There was a homeless man that there was a homeless man that was living kind of in our building area for a while and no one would approach him.
	So every day I was giving him coffee and bringing him food every morning.
	And I finally had a general conversation with him about what brought him there.
	And he had gotten on a bus to come out to be in his kid's life or whatever and no one was there to help him.
	So they were judging him for being homeless, but he was actually a good person that just needed a hot meal.
	I don't have a particularly wholesome story, but I have definitely given food to homeless people and some small change.
	And then I've also done volunteer opportunities to help people as well.
	69 donated $69.69.
	Question for the panel, 69.
	Ukraine or Russia, why?
	We can't touch that one, bro.
	So besides, of course, helping George, how charge donations and everything.
	My first year in the United States, I mean, when you're talking about helping strangers, just a wholesome story of when.
	First year in the United States, I didn't speak enough English, whatever, but still was learning things.
	Met a guy homeless as well.
	He just, you know, I guess from what I understood, he had a job, then he didn't have a job.
	So I ended up getting him a hotel to take a shower, give him money, and I don't know, whatever he used it for.
	I volunteer for a dog shelter and I volunteer for Brentwood Presbyterian Church.
	And we like give food to homeless people.
	We make food and give it out to them.
	I sponsor people in AA and take calls a lot.
	That's actually pretty normal.
	$69 donated $69.69.
	Fine.
	Andrew.
	New question, Andrew Tate or Jeffrey Dharma.
	Andrew Tate.
	I'm going to go Tate.
	I just donated to how to say it.
	Kids without the parents, how we call it here.
	Orphan.
	Orphan offenses.
	Fucking orphans always causing trouble.
	Brian.
	What was the question?
	The question was, give us a wholesome story of a time.
	A stranger in need.
	Helped a stranger in need.
	Oh, a stranger in need.
	I don't know if this counts, but there's this, like, this is really old.
	And there's an old video I did.
	I did, I was like, filmed this guy in the kind of nearby area, like here in Santa Barbara.
	He was a homeless guy.
	And we had a two-minute interaction with him.
	It went viral.
	And then we did a fundraiser for him and raised like $3,000 for the homeless guy.
	I don't know if that's like the best example, though.
	One time someone dropped their wallet and I gave it back to them.
	I don't know.
	I've done some good stuff.
	Yeah, that's why it's like when you put on the spot to remember, it's like you do it and don't forget and you're moving up.
	I can't remember.
	I saw this video where you were with the homeless guy and you were matching donations.
	Well, so I don't discuss charity, but what I can do is tell you a story about a time a stranger helped me.
	Oh, so there when I when I had first moved out to Michigan with my wife, I was making at a temp agency.
	It was fucking awful.
	I was making about 280 bucks a week trying to support my family.
	It was awful.
	And she was driving this old beat-up van, like an old beat.
	I mean, it was a mess.
	And she was driving home and the fucking thing broke off.
	I mean, I don't know exactly what happened to it, but she had to pull off on the side of the road.
	And she just put her like head in her hands and started crying.
	She's just like, how much worse can things get?
	And then a dude pulled up in a truck and she was like, well, what, like, did matters just get worse?
	So he comes out and he walks over and he says, do you need some help?
	He pays to have a tow truck tow her back to our house.
	And then the next day I woke up and there was about $1,000 worth of groceries sitting in front of my house.
	So I don't know if that gentleman, you know, in a really hard time in my life, hears this, but I always did appreciate that.
	Wonderful.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	So Theo, thank you very much for, I mean, I guess both 69 and Theo.
	But Theo, first off, thank you very much for the very generous donation.
	They put about $6,000 there.
	And then just thank you.
	And then 69, thank you.
	You guys are both.
	He's a brave and a decent and decent piece.
	He's a pioneer.
	Thank you guys.
	You guys are legends.
	Oh, I need to do the secondary champagne pop.
	All right, boys.
	Holy shit, dude.
	Andrew's going to get light.
	I get through all of this.
	I'm going to get through it.
	My Irish honoriness can do this.
	Oh, and then I have to do the roast.
	And then, really quick, though, while I'm doing this, let's see.
	We had.
	Oh, we already talked about the going to the club thing.
	So that was your fun.
	Dating apps?
	Oh, for Nikki, is it?
	Yeah.
	Hold on.
	Why don't we pull that up?
	Get that pulled up.
	Yes.
	Kindness is going to win.
	Theo will come back and we'll donate another 3,000.
	Oh, wow.
	This is a beautiful.
	I mean.
	All right.
	So can you read it?
	Read the prompt.
	So, sorry, I'm nearsighted and I can barely read it.
	So that's you don't have nerd glasses?
	Okay, now I can read it.
	Excellent playlist curator, able to make any house feel like a home.
	Digital collage connoisseur.
	Able to remain positive in just about any situation.
	Oh, I think it got cut off by the screenshot.
	Wait, sorry, hold on really quick.
	One sec.
	Oh, man, that was an explosive one.
	Cheers to this one's for 69.
	The previous one was for Theo.
	All right.
	Oh, wait.
	We didn't do the cheers for Theo, did we?
	No, we didn't.
	Oh, my bad.
	Okay.
	So, sorry, it's a lot of movement pieces here.
	To Theotokis.
	No.
	Theotokos.
	Theotokos.
	Excuse me.
	Excuse me.
	Sorry.
	That's why that's what they call the Virgin Mary.
	Oh.
	Theotocos.
	Cheers to Theotokos.
	Cheers.
	Cheers.
	And then I guess here, I got a poor 69.
	Let's do the rest of the dating app, though.
	Yeah, able to remain positive in just about any situation.
	Yoga, wellness, spirituality.
	Aficionado.
	Okay.
	The easy, fun, summer romance.
	You want me to read that one, too?
	Yeah.
	The easy, fun summer romance that you never want to end.
	Light, funny, supportive, a cheerleader.
	We'll follow your lead.
	We'll send memes and playlists.
	We'll make you a better person.
	Are you going to manifest them as a better person?
	No, just help support them.
	All right, it's just you, Andrew.
	You and me.
	I'm already drunk, man.
	I'm a lightweight.
	Three sips of champagne.
	I'm already tilted.
	The fucking French surrendered.
	He barely had a drink, and the French already surrendered to the Irish aspect.
	Really quick, while we do Twitch, guys, go to.
	Oh, we have another one from 69.
	Oh, it's this guy.
	69 donated $69.69.
	I am Millionaire Bachelor, by the way.
	That's nice.
	Flex.
	So here's a tip.
	Did you spend all your mommy's life savings, by the way?
	Did you spend all of Mammy's life savings?
	Here's to 69, who I is maybe Millionaire Bachelor, but here's to 69.
	To 69.
	To 69.
	Millionaire.
	Okay, you guys ready for the roast for the Twitch?
	Wait, Twitch and then the dating app.
	We didn't finish the dating app.
	Guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
	Whitehawk, thank you for the prime.
	Guys, if you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch quick for easy way to support the show every single month.
	And then also, drop us a follow.
	Drop us a follow.
	Appreciate it.
	And then her dating app, really quick.
	We'll get that finished.
	By the way, Millionaire Bachelor, if you're out there, if you would actually be willing to come on whatever and take your mask off and have a debate, this is a call out right here.
	More than happy to have you do so, but I think you're chicken.
	I think you're chicken, bro.
	I think you're a little on the coward side.
	Just wanted to point that out.
	What if you thumbs up?
	Shots fired.
	Brian, you would host that for me, wouldn't you?
	I would host it.
	Of course he would.
	Look at that.
	There's the call out.
	I don't know.
	Look, I'm not privy to the whatever's going on.
	I'm just saying, you know, if you wanted to have a debate, but you were willing to, you know, take the mask off.
	Trish.
	Okay.
	Green flags.
	I look for a provider protector.
	Worldly, worldly, passionate, ambitious gentleman.
	He's a gentleman and a scholar.
	Okay.
	Is there more?
	Nope, that's it.
	Okay.
	That was pretty tame.
	Nothing really there.
	No sense.
	I know.
	I'm definitely tame.
	You're boring.
	What's wrong with you?
	Yeah.
	You know, when you're right in the profile, I'm just, is it okay if I share?
	Theoticost donated $300.
	Imagine thinking being a Millionaire Bachelor will build you a V in these times.
	Dudes, 69 would never take you up, Andrew.
	Theo, let me, can you, never, bro?
	Theo, can you message me on Instagram?
	I'll get you the legendary role on our Discord complimentary, of course.
	And I guess 692, if you want to join the Discord, we'll get you a comparole.
	I don't know.
	You know, if 69 is Millionaire Bachelor and he has all these millions, why is he only sending in a couple thousand bucks?
	Are you saying he's a brokey?
	I think that he just took Mammy's money.
	And now, Brian, he could prove me wrong.
	All you'd need to do is send in a $10,000 super chat.
	And then I would believe that he had all this money.
	Or a 60, 69, 69.
	$6,969.
	No, $69,000.
	He's a million dollars.
	Oh, $6.00,000.
	That's not going to happen.
	I think $10,000 would happen.
	He's a multi-millionaire.
	It means nothing to him.
	He told me it means nothing to him.
	$10,000 to this guy, dropping the fucking button.
	Dropping the button.
	Means nothing.
	He makes that a day.
	I will give him, listen, in the description, I'm selling Kiki for a Bitcoin.
	You want Kiki?
	You want that?
	You want her back there off?
	He can't even do the 10K, Brian.
	This guy offered me a helicopter ride to see Wolverines or some shit, he says, right?
	He can't do it.
	69 donated $69.69.
	Wait, Andrew Andrew, first off, previous donations.
	That wasn't me, but that was funny you coming at me.
	After all, I still got more money than you.
	$69.69.69.
	I don't know who's who.
	I'm not sure which is which, but it's hard for me to tell.
	Wait, $69.
	Oh, no, that's terrible.
	Stop sending the donations.
	You're sons of bitches.
	Stop it.
	There are two people who are using the 69 moniker now.
	So it's because under one.
	Yeah, there are two different people that are now using the 69.
	Yeah, but that's even better, right?
	That's even better because now the supposed.
	Ava, take that 69.
	So he's saying the Millionaire Bachelor could only afford $69.
	You can just stay.
	If you want, you can just stay, you know.
	You could just stay, bro.
	You could just stay.
	You're leaving?
	She's leaving.
	How ridiculous.
	What the fuck?
	What?
	Sit.
	You got to go.
	30 minutes.
	They're almost 30 minutes.
	30 minutes.
	That's nothing.
	11 o'clock right now.
	It's five.
	I've got to go out to the club.
	You're after the club till 11.
	I wasn't really 11 o'clock.
	Hopefully, I have a disappointment tomorrow, too, and I have to go to work.
	And my boyfriend is outside.
	Oh, I didn't think it was going to last this long.
	That's what she said.
	Oh, Jesus.
	This is the longest podcast I've ever seen.
	It's the longest.
	And it's the one you've had the most amount of fun on.
	It's the most fun podcast.
	You've been on the podcast before.
	I wasn't on the podcast before.
	I don't know about that.
	Okay, let me get through all the notes.
	I got to get through the notes.
	We're almost done on the notes.
	Then we'll do a roast session.
	But I do not.
	Then we're done.
	But I do have to do the roast because I promised I would do a roast.
	So I wrote these down.
	Actually, I didn't write these down.
	I'm just going to go into it.
	Okay.
	So you guys are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
	69 donated 69.
	I got more than 69.
	You gotta let me do my roast.
	Baby Andrew Kiddo, instead of debating, that's the only thing you are good at is debating against 304s.
	But you are poor, poor 69, 69, 69, 69.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	You know, Ava, you have such a beautiful face.
	But let's put a bag over that personality.
	Sorry, was that bad?
	That's like you roasted yourself.
	Was that bad?
	That was terrible.
	That was like a dad joke.
	You have no kids and you did it, dad.
	For you, for you, okay.
	There's someone out there.
	Let's do split.
	Wait, for you, there's someone out there for everyone.
	For you, it's a therapist.
	Those don't even work either.
	And all of you women here, I can't wait to spend my whole life without you.
	But we're the ones who broke Theo today and 69.
	Come on.
	Now our manifesting friend over here, whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice.
	For you over here with the stomach tattoo, you know, it's how she just like fixed her posture.
	She's like, oh shit, talking about what?
	You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
	Yeah.
	She says, yeah.
	I'm not the sharpest tool in the for you.
	You're not the sharpest tool in the duh.
	Exactly.
	That's the point.
	Yeah, fair enough.
	It's a lot of confidence for somebody whose whole personality can be deleted with a baby wipe.
	Whoa.
	Oh, $69.69.
	I'll get it with no money.
	But I offer you to show your balance and source of income.
	I do the same, but I think your source of income is debating against 304s only.
	So calm down, Fatty.
	What's a 304?
	We, I mean, we're a three or a four.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay, well, I got more roasts.
	Here's my entire net worth.
	I think I recently got a savings account.
	It's worth maybe a couple thousand bucks.
	I'm pretty proud of that.
	Pretty proud.
	By 40, couple thousand bucks in the savings account.
	I think.
	I'm with you.
	I think I'm doing pretty good, you fucking jerk.
	You know, Brian, don't you think that's pretty?
	That's okay, right?
	You're doing good.
	Yeah, I'm doing good.
	You're doing good.
	What a fucking asshole, this guy.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, a couple thousand's good.
	Sure.
	So, who do I direct this to?
	Oksana, you sure?
	Also, the guy just called himself a 304.
	What an idiot.
	I asked him to debate, and he said he only debate 304s.
	So he's a dumb guy.
	I have seen better-looking ladyboys than the women at this table.
	Sorry, that was bad.
	Let's see.
	What else do I have?
	You've seen better-looking, better-looking ladyboys.
	That you sound terrible.
	You see a lot of ladyboys.
	So you fuck ladyboys.
	You fuck ladyboys.
	69 donated $69.69.
	I'm $69.30 with the shit.
	Oh, she's a surgery.
	$69, $69.
	I don't like ladyboys.
	Okay, here.
	I have a really like Eva.
	Ava?
	Is it Eva or Eva or Ava?
	How do you say your name?
	If unenthusiastic handjob had a face.
	I actually like whatever gets the job.
	Okay, that was fucking brutal.
	Okay, that was good.
	Did you look that one up?
	There's no way you came up with it.
	You said that about Jennifer Lloyd's before.
	Wait, so all these jokes, you looked them up?
	You didn't make these up?
	So, April.
	April.
	What's it like being the least popular girl at the orgy?
	Oh, she's smiling.
	Did you want me to answer that?
	No, he is earning the money.
	She has to answer for it to our Russian.
	Maybe you can translate for our Russian friend over here.
	Sure, from Kazakhstan.
	You look like the type of person to eat popcorn with a spoon.
	Millionaire Bachelor donated $69.
	Don't get me into this TU forking brokey.
	Yeah, send in $10K, then we'll believe you.
	You look like you can't swim, Brian.
	Wow, that's brutal.
	Is it Millionaire a Bachelor who donated like $3,000?
	I got one for you.
	No, no, no.
	Never give that guy credit for things he didn't do.
	This is not him.
	Yeah, no, no.
	It was Theo.
	It was Theo.
	This guy.
	Theo.
	Yeah, this guy who's sending it in under this pseudonym or whatever, right?
	He's just some broke slumlord.
	Okay.
	Theo is the one who donated $3,000.
	He's like just some brokey.
	So for you, you look like you have a failed ASMR channel on YouTube.
	That's not that bad.
	I don't know.
	Not bad.
	Okay, I got one for you.
	Anybody that fucks you should be able to write it off on their taxes as a charitable contract.
	Which website are these from?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Hey, Ava.
	Unseasoned chicken could be a person.
	Don't season that chicken.
	I feel like it's you.
	You look like Unseasoned Chicken Boy.
	Oh, she's a bad boy.
	Get up out of here.
	But go ahead.
	Let's see.
	You look like a bro from the hangover, but like a more fucked up version.
	You look like your nose is bigger than your dick.
	You look like your nose is bigger than you got, bro.
	You're not even.
	I need to head the fuck out with the real people.
	69 is a broken old.
	Let him own.
	He's not the only one in chat with money.
	Stop flexing.
	All right, I need another champagne.
	I do like a damn thing.
	One more wild from the back.
	You guys are in Tap Me out here.
	Yo, this guy is a.
	He's a brave and a decent man.
	He's a pioneer.
	He's a pioneer.
	Look.
	Let's see.
	You know what, Ava?
	You look like how boiled chicken tastes.
	What's about the chicken?
	You just look like boiled chicken.
	I gotta go.
	Wait, last thing.
	Last thing.
	You look like you have resting whore face.
	Okay, hang on.
	I got a brutal one for you on the way out.
	Brutal.
	On the way out.
	You know how I know you don't wear panties?
	Huh?
	What the fuck?
	Oh, you're going to say some shit.
	I already know what the hell you're going to say.
	What the?
	Like, talk about smelling or something?
	Oh, the more you're going to say.
	Brian and Andrew, do the weed.
	$100 billion in donations for Brian.
	You guys need to lose weight, though.
	Uh-oh, is this going to be a- oh no. Oh no.
	Oh, wait.
	Is it?
	There we go.
	Squirter.
	Andrew, you want to just chug that?
	All right, one for you, one for me.
	What?
	We're doing this.
	Oh, yeah.
	You're going to chug it?
	Am I going to chug it?
	Come on, club girl.
	Fuck you.
	Your boyhead's driving back, right?
	I know, but.
	Hey, drinking with another man is disrespectful.
	Yeah!
	Hell yeah!
	Isn't that a dunk on her?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so how are you laughing?
	She dunked on you, dummy.
	She said, drinking with another man.
	You're drinking with another lady.
	You know, this isn't the bar with your boys.
	I got it.
	I thought she was saving me from not having a bad thing.
	It's public.
	It's public.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't understand it.
	It's public.
	My bad.
	I didn't.
	I guess we'll have to do a cheer.
	So, cheers to the real.
	Cheers to the real P. Diddy.
	I'm with it.
	Cheers.
	You got this perfect magic bottle.
	It's just ridiculous.
	We get both in there.
	Yo, Vector, thank you.
	This is crazy.
	Rome wasn't built in a day.
	It was mostly.
	Oh, my God.
	Rome wasn't building a bunch of people.
	It's a beef between you.
	It's driving crazy.
	Or between her and you.
	Beef between her.
	Let it build.
	Let it what build?
	You gotta let it build.
	You gotta let the joke build.
	Oh, my God.
	Say it.
	Let it build.
	I could.
	I could.
	But you're gonna have to stay until I do.
	Otherwise, it'll drive you fucking crazy.
	It's bothering me.
	I know.
	I got a roast for you, April.
	Of course.
	You ready?
	Let me have it.
	It looks like someone microwaved a Barbie.
	I'm sorry.
	We do.
	All right.
	Tell me the joke.
	You can't even control yourself.
	Control yourself.
	I can't.
	Sorry, sorry.
	And for all you love.
	She's dying.
	She's dying.
	Okay, I'm okay.
	There's like that clip though in Viralview.
	That girl that rated herself is 6.5 and then you just died laughing.
	I couldn't help it.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Yeah, okay, but this I got one more for you.
	Okay, we're almost done.
	We're almost done.
	Oh my god, I'm so messed up.
	All right.
	Oh, for those of you who are you guys learned what the fuck?
	What?
	They're real smart.
	Oh, okay.
	I got it now.
	Yeah, real smart.
	Very they learned long ago that the amount of time people can tolerate them is directly proportional to the amount of cleavage visible.
	What?
	Okay, that was bad.
	That went over my head.
	Because titties.
	All right.
	Nice.
	It's because it keeps the bugs off the Indian food at the picnic.
	Nobody.
	Did you come up with that like right now?
	Did you know the punchline when you originally said it?
	I mean, we kept calling it.
	Well, if you're going to go, if you're going to go, that's the way to go out.
	I'm swaying.
	It was a pleasure to meet you.
	Have a good one.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for coming.
	Thank you for coming.
	You know, and as she's leaving, I do want to say I am tired of seeing all these beautiful women on the whatever podcast.
	So I want to thank the panel tonight for changing that up.
	Oh, she's coming back.
	She's coming back.
	That's a rage quit.
	That's a rage quit.
	That's going to be the title.
	Rage quit.
	Rage quit.
	You're so drunk.
	By wage.
	Who?
	Andrew?
	Yeah, you can hear it in his voice.
	Oh, okay.
	And then, so, what was I saying?
	What was anything for me?
	Oh, Ava, can you take that seat?
	And then, Nisa, you'll take Ava's seat.
	And then.
	Maybe we can get a little bit more room here.
	And then.
	So, where were we?
	I totally, I'm kind of forgetting.
	You're going to get to the roast section.
	Oh, the roasts.
	There's a bit more notes, though.
	It's been a rage tour.
	Here's what I'm going to do.
	Here, let me get through the notes.
	We'll do a brief roast session and then we will wrap the show.
	We're going to wrap after we do the roast.
	I got to get through the rest of the notes.
	Okay.
	So maybe somebody will donate another $3,000.
	Oh, boy.
	Or 10.
	Oh, boy.
	Or 10.
	The Russians.
	Actually, you know, if there is actually a single guys out there, I will donate the love tour in that we have if somebody will do another $3,000.
	Oh, wait.
	If someone does another $3,000, what?
	They get a fucking love game.
	They get to join the love tour.
	They will join the love tour.
	I will provide even accommodations.
	It's around $5,000, depending on the type of membership.
	They will leave some days at the Love Villa.
	So they will have their love villa.
	Yeah, we'll have 20 bedrooms.
	The love tour is a little old place when we can get together.
	Love tour.
	Love tour.
	Yeah.
	They're coming there and coming out totally like copying special someone.
	Andrew needs a ciggy.
	He needs a cigarette.
	Okay, April.
	You do construction accounting.
	You're not, well, I don't know why.
	Divorce twice.
	You said, you asked me if this is a safe space to reveal that you're crazy.
	Sorry.
	You're okay.
	Sorry.
	Yes, I am toxic.
	Tell us, tell us.
	And I was trying, you were asking for a whole story, but it's like way too much.
	No safe space on the internet.
	No safe space at all.
	I was just going to say how I got proposed to was he had put in a car in my name and he it wasn't parked at his house, and three cities over I found it.
	And so I called Triple A and had the guy tow it.
	And he knew the whole time that he was not safe.
	And he's like, is someone gonna come out and shoot me?
	And I said yes, if you don't hurry up, get this car out of here.
	So I had him tow it all the way to three cities over and the guy woke up and thought that his car was stolen and he thought that I was completely crazy and then proposed to me so that's how that one happened.
	Wait what?
	I stole his car and had it towed three cities over.
	I oh yeah, wait.
	So what did he do?
	Like before that to make you mad, or you just say like to mess with him?
	Well, he had a sugar mama before I met him and he was supposed to cut all that stuff off and so she had bought him a car and but they put it in my name.
	Oh, do you see what I'm saying?
	So I called Triple A and said hey, my car.
	I locked the keys in it and I need help.
	But I was out there like pacing, like oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, and so basically I stole his car.
	Wait, I'm sorry, I have one more roast.
	It Anissa's joined the table.
	Uh Anissa, you make.
	Oh my, am I gonna get canceled?
	This is the roast section, guys.
	Anissa, you make China want to go back to the one-child policy.
	Sorry, I was bad.
	I'm sorry, I was waiting for an Asian person at the table for that one.
	Okay, my bad.
	Sorry.
	are you enjoying this part of your work Brian what do you mean roasting girls I mean they asked for it yeah yeah but I enjoyed this pack too it looks like it's sparking joy too It's like I'm not arguing with you guys talking shit.
	You know, it's great.
	You like the Grinch?
	Wait what I said.
	You like the Grinch?
	Yeah, that's true, it's true.
	Good talk, wait.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off there with your story, if you want to.
	Or there was another story right into the mic.
	Oh no, we're good.
	I just basically stole his car, had it moved and he thought it was crazy.
	And then he proposed to me, I really gotta propose a lot of that, wasn't it your car?
	No, it was his car.
	His sugar mama bought it for him.
	Wait, you gotta get his sugar mama bought it for him when I had first met him right, and he was supposed to like cut all that off.
	When yeah, and I went to his house and his car no, but it's in your name, though that's not my car.
	Like they bought it dude, they put it in my name because they couldn't legally put it in their name.
	Does that make sense?
	No damn, wait.
	Okay, how long after that did he propose?
	Was it like immediate?
	Yes oh like, I broke up with him after that and um, go ahead wait I, i'm sorry.
	I have a question yes, about the kids.
	You got four kids right yes wait, four kids, four kids, four kids, hold on.
	Victor donated 70.68.
	I will say this again, as I was so rudely interrupted by Lolly Gaggery, road wasn't built in a day.
	It was most likely built during an evening, quite like this one with alcohol And fake titties.
	I was just going to say, fake boobs.
	Great minds think alike.
	Yep.
	You have four kids.
	Yes.
	Four different fathers.
	May I ask, do you have a type?
	Absolutely.
	Big black beep.
	Yes.
	Black men.
	Absolutely.
	Desmond?
	Hey, Desmond!
	He's not my type.
	His pants are too tight.
	Wait, Desmond.
	Desmond, just come over here, bro.
	Just come over on that side.
	Put the security jacket on.
	Come over, bro.
	You're getting on camera.
	How old are your kids?
	This is your uncle.
	I'm the oldest is 16.
	And you're going to pound.
	All good?
	My kids?
	Oh, I didn't know if they live with you or not.
	Yeah, 100%, mom.
	So.
	Bro, did you have this?
	This is Desmond Reveal.
	Desmond Reveal.
	You're wearing Jesus.
	Desmond, are you down to pound this ball of champagne?
	No.
	On stream?
	Oh, you don't drink?
	Okay, he's eating his bland chicken back there.
	Is it seasoned?
	I don't think so.
	I don't think he seasons his chicken.
	This guy's hard.
	He rolls chicken.
	You're a horrible person.
	Absolutely.
	What sort of horrible person?
	Get in here, Desmond.
	Get in here.
	Yeah, over there.
	No, no, no, over there.
	Over there, over there.
	All right.
	Look at this.
	She's getting all pot-bothered over here.
	Yeah, calm down.
	Hey, W. Desmond's reveal.
	I can get you guys acquainted.
	I just said his pants are too tight for me.
	Okay, all right.
	His pants are too tight for me.
	Sorry, Desmond, you little hipster, you with your tight pants.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So this is a good time to reveal he's voting for Kamala Harris.
	He's an absolute traitor.
	He's 100% a traitor.
	Voting for Kamala.
	I've tried to talk him out of it 300 times.
	No argument that I make is worth it.
	Desmond, don't walk away from me, Desmond.
	You're voting for it and you know it.
	What are you doing, Desmond?
	Wait, Desmond's voting for...
	It's Gamala Harris.
	Oh, no.
	You did this.
	You're fired.
	Wait, and so all four of your kids are their interracial.
	Chat better just spam this shit with L Desmond for that.
	Count.
	L Desmond.
	L Desmond.
	Lesman.
	No, let it just be L.
	It better just be L.
	He says W. Lesman L. In the chat.
	Let me see the notes here.
	I think we've got most of it.
	Let's see here.
	What we have.
	We've done Rebecca.
	We've done Nikki.
	We've done all of you.
	What we haven't done is the row section.
	We're going to do it right now.
	So we got to have the in and out.
	Yes, indeed.
	Indeed.
	Okay, guys.
	TTS is 20.
	We're going to do a brief row session.
	So we're going to lower their TTS to 20.
	It's been changed.
	You're free if you guys want.
	And then we'll wrap the show.
	Any final thoughts from any of the panelists here?
	Speak now, forever, hold your.
	Thanks for having me.
	I'm grateful to have been here.
	Thank you for coming.
	Much appreciated.
	But thank you.
	Hang on.
	Can you just very quickly look right into the camera and talk about how you were held high?
	Maybe among the donated $20.
	In regard to the bear question, Brian's girlfriend would definitely choose the bear, because the bear might actually eat her.
	Why not do that?
	I don't do that.
	If you walk past a store and manifest some food without using your wallet, you may be getting more than you are in full.
	You might manifest a cop, handcuffs, and a billy club named Kiki.
	Hang on here.
	Pause it for a second.
	Chinese Madafaca donated $20.
	Who was that tame with Gustavo Charlie Shingluk as in the back?
	Brian, priest tell me you didn't eat Maddie.
	Bad, bad Brian.
	Release her from your donkey at once.
	Hold on.
	Wait, I'm going to start with Machines in here.
	Chinese Madafaca donated Archimee.
	What the fake?
	Who was that hema Gustava Charlie?
	She looked as in the back.
	Brian, please tell me you didn't hit a Maddie.
	Bad, bad Brian.
	Release her from your donkey at once.
	By the way, this guy, he's like, now we know why your pants are too tight back there, Mr. Security Guard.
	That's what he said.
	That's what he said, bro.
	All right.
	All right.
	Hang on.
	So you got to look at the camera and talk about how you were endlessly tortured by the whatever podcast.
	So what I need to hear is you never got any water.
	No food available whatsoever.
	And that we were super mean.
	That's all I want you to do right there in the camera.
	These guys are horrible people.
	I was held captive for hours without food or water.
	There should be a lawsuit out on these guys.
	Evil. Holy shit.
	You tell us how you really feel.
	There's some very nice, delicious brownies back there.
	They were burrito brownies.
	She made them.
	She made the brownies.
	She made the brownies.
	They look delicious, I must admit.
	I had both kinds.
	The white kind and the black.
	She can ship them together.
	So you take both.
	There were two kinds of name of burrito.
	White brownie and a black brownie.
	I went for the black.
	Or are they called blackie?
	Whoa, what does this call?
	Oh my God.
	Did I just say that?
	He just said it.
	She just said it.
	That's cool.
	That's a good.
	Okay, I'm going to let the.
	Wait.
	Was there.
	You wanted to keep it paused, or are we good to...
	We're good.
	Okay.
	I thought you had more.
	Well, okay.
	Well, I got that.
	I don't know.
	Just one more thing.
	I'll let this one.
	Leffing Dip cheat.
	I love you both, but where is 69?
	Where is 69?
	Can you also look into the camera and tell the viewers how you were endlessly tortured this evening?
	Go ahead.
	Which camera?
	Whichever one.
	I don't know if there's one like facing me.
	For some reason, I feel just grab the grab the, you know.
	Guys, I've been trapped in here for 10 hours.
	No food, no water.
	Every time I try to get up, I'm chained to my chair.
	I have not been able to leave.
	And please fucking help me.
	What's that?
	I don't know if this is incessant.
	But like, what's that hand symbol you're supposed to do?
	If, like, you know, this is what I'm doing.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Yeah, do you want it?
	Okay, never mind.
	I don't know what it does.
	Maybe I'm being incensible.
	We're even being monitored going to the bathroom, okay?
	That's just the cameras, though.
	I will let the rest come through.
	Burial underscore Frank Castle512 donated $20.
	I guess April didn't hear about the stereotype after the first three baby daddies.
	Clearly, I don't listen to shit.
	You know, it's interesting, April.
	So, four black baby daddies.
	And each one of them.
	Wait, really?
	Yes?
	Absolutely.
	And then Dasmin.
	I know.
	His pants are too damn tight.
	They're calling him.
	His pants are too tight now.
	She probably has a problem too.
	Oh, no.
	I don't wear shit.
	Bloffest calling out Desmond's pants when she looks like the kind of blank star who only comes when the guy delivers the pizza.
	Pizza door.
	Damn.
	The Rosetta Stone donated $20.
	Dobby Vetcher.
	Brian, we all know right, said Fred.
	I'm too sexy is your favorite tune.
	Would like to have them all on a plane with me.
	Plenty of flotation in case the plane goes down over water.
	Mr. Dude donated $20.
	Chair one in the orange on a scale from one to ten.
	How bad does Eva, girl to your right, smell?
	But smell me.
	Is one the worst?
	You can smell her if you is one the worst or the best worst.
	Worst.
	She smells great.
	Yeah.
	That's great.
	I mean it.
	GMD Jim donated $20.
	Not even a three.
	I know most women get it from age gap relationships.
	What does the panel think of a woman of 29 getting into a relationship with a 60-year-old married man for carrier advancement?
	Carmela.
	What?
	Who's in Kamala?
	Oh, my.
	Green roasted.
	Oh, dude, come on.
	Bro.
	You got to keep it.
	Keep it within the confines.
	Come on.
	Nobody here is offended, but Justin Martin's donated $20.
	Brian, your music taste is objectively awful.
	The standard in which this is measured is subjective.
	Hope this helps.
	Also, Metallica.
	Metallica, baby.
	That's fuck the funk boy.
	Tate is by far the most attractive woman that has been on this show.
	It should be illegal to be that good-looking.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
	Oh, Lindsay, you got some fans there.
	But how do we get the trailer out of you?
	Hey, can we open the door?
	That's the question.
	No, what's the trailer truck?
	Yes, there's an ongoing joke.
	Terminal underscore 20.
	What is it?
	Ava has the personality of an MRE cracker with no cheese spread.
	MRE cracker.
	Wait, who's that?
	Who's that?
	Steve 1979?
	Who's the guy who does the MRE review?
	Have you ever had an MRE cracker?
	Oh, that Russian guy.
	Russian hacker.
	Okay, so right here in Santa Barbara.
	Well, in Goleta.
	Yeah.
	There is a gun shop.
	Yeah.
	They sell MREs.
	We should eat one on stream.
	You never had an MRE?
	I've never had an MRE.
	They're fucking delicious.
	Like, really?
	They're really.
	Well, as long as you get the right ones.
	So, Ava, do you want to respond to Terminal?
	You said they're delicious, so I'm just asking, is that good that that's my personality then?
	No.
	No cheese spreads.
	Because there's no cheese.
	Cracker's the worst part.
	Castle 512 donated $20.
	Andrew, I can't afford a pop champagne, but he is $20 for a six-pack of Millahigh Life.
	Thank you, sir.
	Thank you to the entire cruise.
	Yo, Gonzo, thank you, man.
	Orange shirt is really laboring to make sure her chests don't fall out of her shirt.
	Would it not have been easier to just actually wear the sweater?
	But then she can't show them off for the guys, eh?
	Borat donated $20.
	Yo, Borat, thank you.
	Five out of six people think Russian letters shit.
	That's pretty funny.
	They're nice.
	The legendary trash panda donated $20.
	Sharing.
	Listen, I know that you've got a bunch of tattoos.
	Don't worry.
	I can still fix you.
	You playing hard to get like BBG Natalia.
	JC thinks he got a shot behind.
	Girl, lay me at them toes.
	Yeah.
	Oh, boy.
	Okay, I'll read it.
	Trish, I'd fly all the way to Santa Barbara from the UK if Brian promises to chain me to a chair.
	Don't worry, I won't sit on your face, even if your nose is bigger than your.
	I got that.
	The underscore old underscore Brian underscore photo donated $20.
	What happened to us?
	I look like you have some things to answer for.
	I'm looking rough for 69.
	My advice to young Brian is: I need a lynch roll.
	Where is it, Brian?
	MD Jim donated $20.
	Andrew, I was talking about a 29-year-old Carmela banging a 60-year-old Willie Brown while he was married.
	Pretty gross.
	Pretty gross.
	Yo, Jim, thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	By the way, by the way, okay, hang on.
	Wicked Wally donated $20.
	Brian, you should have sent Desmond home halfway through the show.
	Wouldn't have been the first time a black man walked out and never saw her again.
	even Desmond's back there dying laughing.
	Okay, okay, hang on.
	Let me make the best argument.
	The best, and this is the final argument on the Kamala Hara situation.
	For all of you, if you were wondering whether or not to vote for Trump or Kamala, my emotional appeal to everybody is that you're going to have to listen to this fucking chick's voice for four years.
	It's so god-awful.
	It's so bad.
	You don't want to hear it in the background.
	You don't want to hear skits made of it.
	Just don't.
	Just vote for Trump.
	You don't want to hear this chick for four years.
	It's a valid.
	It's a valid.
	If women can vote based on their handsome, can't we vote based on the fact that their voice is annoying?
	Yeah.
	I think it's.
	I think it's fair.
	I think it's fair.
	Amen.
	Desmond's pants donated.
	I have no idea what I got myself into.
	I've been stretched too much that I feel like a 304 after spending several weeks in pound town.
	It is rough here.
	To the two Cossacks, very nice.
	They're nice.
	Dariel underscore Frank Castle 5 and 12 donated $20.
	Chair 1 is on the verge of a nip slip.
	I've been waiting all night.
	Can she just make it happen?
	And the lady who left had her trick waiting, not her boyfriend.
	Wait, I got it.
	Yeah, can't share that one.
	Who's that directed to?
	The one that was here who left.
	Oh, brutality.
	Damn it. Damn.
	I think Desmond's pants might turn into the new Brian's burrito.
	I think.
	We have Joshua Wood.
	Andrew, by the way, if you guys can, I do appreciate the super chats.
	If you can send me a second, Andrew, the false prophet, getting intoxicated while degrading others and trying to scam donations out of greed.
	Judas.
	Thy name is Andrew.
	By the way, who felt like they were degraded versus just had a good conversation?
	Hands?
	A little.
	Oh, boy, that must hurt.
	That must hurt.
	Must sting, bro.
	It's gotta sting.
	It's gotta sting.
	We got Barge, Andrew Clown West about selling courses and then makes his own grifting course.
	well here let me uh let me address the latest conspiratorial allocation donated twenty dollars never knew stifler's mom had jungle fever childhood ruined uh So let me address the latest conspiracy theory.
	So it's fine to sell a product.
	No one would ever say that it's not fine to sell a product.
	Multi-level marketing, on the other hand, that is scam shit.
	You know what we don't do?
	Multi-level marketing.
	I made a course for debating.
	You can either buy it or don't buy it.
	I don't do multi-level marketing because that's what fucking scammers do.
	Speaking of which, maybe Austin, you might have to take over for this.
	Guys, Andrew's course, Debate University, it is available verbal combat, available at debate university.com if you want to be a master debater like Andrew Wilson over here.
	If you want to master bait, master, oh my god, holy fuck, bro.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	I'll do this.
	I'll do it.
	I'll do this.
	How much is your course?
	69 of it.
	69.
	So I've taken over the captain's helm here after being called a chronic master debater by Brian multiple times.
	I'm not going to put up with this any longer.
	Go to debateuniversity.com.
	Pick up Verbal Combat.
	We'd love to see all of you over there.
	I've debated with some of the best and the brightest in the world, and half of these women are better than them.
	So let's make sure that you pick up your course today.
	I appreciate it very much.
	I have taken over Brian's seat, but now I'm going to go over this way.
	Which half?
	Which half of what?
	Of us.
	You said half the women here are better.
	Well, I wasn't trying to pick on you specifically and say that.
	I'm a shitty debater.
	I would never.
	I didn't say anything of the sort.
	Oh, no.
	You would only think it.
	I was just.
	Yeah.
	I was just saying, she's good.
	And.
	And that's it.
	I mean, Lisa is.
	Lisa is the good goat.
	And then you became judgmental.
	I have a question, man.
	I probably shouldn't.
	Where's the goat?
	The goat.
	The goat.
	Yeah, that is available at debateuniversity.com.
	Look, if you want to become a master debater, if you want to master debate all over the place, you mastered debate here, you mastered debate there, you masturbate at school, you master debate.
	Green eggs and ham, same I am.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thank you guys.
	Let me let the TTS come through.
	Roast session underway.
	Chair three.
	You are a lot of woman.
	When you go hiking in the woods, if you choose the bear, they all have to hide their food.
	You have a response to this.
	This wasn't that good of a roast.
	That was pretty sad.
	Yeah, it was like, all right.
	Lisa Marie donated $19.99.
	Have you ever noticed that all the bimbo OnlyFans girls tend to be the most religious?
	It almost looks like the dumber the mind, the more religious.
	Can you start bringing on smart atheist girls?
	I'd love to see them.
	The legendary trash panda donated $20.
	Chair 8.
	White top.
	Tatu on belly.
	Girl, let me tell you, you run your fingers through my fur.
	Wet.
	I found some food in the back of the cheesecake factory.
	You wet yet?
	Thought so.
	This is like half to the $20.
	Brian, your secret is out.
	You are a closet Finn Dominant tonight showed that really well.
	I need to rethink my life.
	What the fuck?
	Flosit Fin Don?
	Wait.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, like I said, I'm going to go to the next one.
	No.
	Go through my Instagram.
	It's Lindsay with an A N K P Lindsay with an A?
	My name's Lindsay with an A. Where does the A go?
	Some people spell their name Lindsay.
	Brian, would you consider having both Andrew and Rachel on the same name?
	My wife loves watching with me and she loves Rachel.
	Thanks to Andrew, now she deposits her paychecks into my bank ACCT.
	Well, I think we're trying, hopefully before the end of the year, to have a Andrew and Rachel tag team.
	There's a couple of problems which come up, which is that I refuse to outsource anybody watching my children other than me or my wife, right?
	I just refuse to do that.
	And unless it's maybe with one of their elder sisters who work and, you know, live outside the home.
	So, you know, it's hard to put that together.
	That's a great rule to have.
	We have Brayden Christian.
	Can we stop calling them 304s and start calling them OnlyFans Americans?
	I mean, Strumpit.
	Strumpet.
	I brought back Strumpet.
	Strumpet's good.
	Strumpet is great.
	I think it's better than 304.
	It's not as objectionable, I think, as 304.
	Strumpet.
	Thank you, Brayden.
	And then also, so we're trying, though, with Andrew and Rachel.
	Maybe it'll happen.
	We'll see.
	It'll happen.
	We'll.
	But it's obviously, you know.
	But when you have kids at home.
	Yeah, you got kids.
	Yeah.
	You got the kids there.
	And I'm super overprotective.
	So fuck off, Brian.
	Oh, wait.
	You know, keep on trying to set this up, but it's like I can be overprotective.
	Stop beating me up about it, Brian.
	Damn.
	He's not concerned with your boundaries.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I'm going to do an expose on it.
	I was here for hours with nothing but champagne and no food.
	And beer.
	And cigarettes.
	He told me to take my seat aggressively.
	Time release underscore one donated $20.
	Obama labeled black men as sexist for not voting for future President Harris.
	Contrary to manipulated belief, being a black man in America is not the equal to being a woman in America.
	Girls wake up already.
	Mal Ear one donated $20.
	Malt Ear here for a while.
	Wilson will debate ventually.
	Brian ask the girls a gaming question.
	Also, come to Austin FFS.
	Also, when our boob's too big, ask them over D or D D Brack Clinton donated $20.
	My girlfriend told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.
	I thought, that's great.
	Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity.
	Okay, that was pretty funny.
	He's so red.
	What's that?
	Is my face this red?
	No, It's just the way it looks on the screen.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you look fine.
	It'll show up fine in camera.
	Okay, so maybe going around as we wait for the super chats to come in.
	Sorry.
	What?
	No, I was just laughing.
	What?
	What?
	It's getting late.
	I haven't kicked a single woman off this panel tonight.
	What if I donated $20?
	Brian decompresses after the show by binging Yanni.
	What the fuck is Yanny?
	Do you know what Yanni is?
	You know what Yanny is.
	You know what every hard drug is that there is.
	I actually don't, and I'm assuming Yanni is some anime bullshit you guys are talking about.
	You remember the Laurel Yanny?
	Remember the Laurel Yanni thing?
	Oh, yeah.
	It's Laurel.
	Where do you hear the one or the other?
	Oh, yeah.
	Hmm.
	You let us down, Ryan.
	Did I?
	What did I do?
	You left, and I couldn't.
	Binging Yanny?
	I couldn't keep the show going on my shoulders, bro.
	Oh, man.
	You know, it's hard job.
	You were going to.
	Andrew's.
	I was going to ask a question, but then I saw there was a slew of super chats which were coming in.
	The legendary trash panda donated $20.
	Chair 8.
	The rumors of me having rabies and tunneling under synagogues are total BS.
	Don't listen to Andrew.
	He's just trying to move in on us.
	Your face is red because you thinkin' on my fur girl.
	You're a fuckin' jerk, bro.
	You're a jerk.
	Damn, Desmond.
	You're safe from child support for 18 years.
	Poor you.
	I bet she only goes for guys as dark as the cap in her mouth.
	Absolutely.
	And he's right.
	I got a Haitian baby daddy.
	Black as shit.
	What?
	Desmond, stop throwing up.
	Stop it, Desmond.
	Stop it, Desmond.
	Desmond, keep your.
	Keep it dead.
	Dude, how are you going to keep doing the show?
	He's throwing up so loudly back there.
	It's disgusting.
	It's disgusting.
	That's fucking Frank Castle 512.
	Donated $200.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Hey, April, out of the four baby daddies, how many actually pay support?
	Is that why you chose to be a strumpet?
	You said two of them.
	Two?
	Okay.
	Two of the four.
	Roth Thunderscore PSA donated $20.
	Lots of empty cups on the table, but full of bottles.
	You're all committing party fangs on 69 hundred eyebrows matter.
	The will is strong, and I will continue until this is done.
	Okay?
	The will is strong.
	It's not my fault that everybody else at the table isn't Irish, which is the superior ethnicity.
	It's not my fault that he's French, and there's a bunch of Russians.
	You know, it's not my fault.
	Yeah, I'm doing the best.
	I'm doing the best I can.
	I'm doing the best I can.
	Russians drink a lot, though, right?
	Oh, yeah, vodka.
	They do vodka, champagne.
	That's like.
	Yeah, you guys should each be taking a podcast.
	Yeah, you would think.
	I'm real.
	I'm doing the best.
	I'm doing the best I can.
	You can do it, Andrew.
	There's only one liver.
	There's only one liver for the day.
	Can we like recork them?
	There's about half of them.
	Oh, man, that'd be so fucking.
	Was it like a brownie?
	No, they paid for him.
	They get him.
	No, no, I'm not going to hurt.
	You can't work free cork.
	Well, you can.
	Yeah, but it's not going to.
	Desert Joe donated $20.69.
	Yo, Desert Choice.
	Andrew and Rachel have one in studio and one remote.
	A compromise for the show that gets both actively with no outsourcing.
	Also, was watching the Crucible stream earlier and they were killing it.
	Yeah.
	Speaker for the Dead donated $20.
	Oh, Andrew?
	Half the chat is trying to manifest the girl in seat eight.
	When it fails, I'm sure they will settle for becoming a master debater.
	Oh, no.
	Did I give it away?
	Wait, what's wrong with Ender's game?
	The Walking Dead, though.
	K-Sh-H-K-Sh-K-Sh-K-Sh-K-Sh-K-Sh-K-Sh-K-Sh!
	K-Sh-Sh-S-H-S-H-S-S-H-S-H-S-S-H-S-H-S-S-A-S-H-S-H-S-H.
	Oh, you got caught in the spam filter.
	It says Charlie in the Sausage Factory rated X. Just kidding.
	At the end there.
	Okay, Ruin HQ.
	Thank you for the $20.
	Guys, if you want to get your last minute roast in 2010.
	Psychopath donated $20.
	I bet Desmond would rather share a butt with a gay Siamese twin brother than fuck April.
	Holy shit, bro.
	Chill out.
	Desmond, dude, calm down, Desmond.
	He's laughing hysterically at these women.
	Desmond.
	Yeah.
	Andrew's liver donated $20.
	Stop drinking.
	I know you don't hear the words.
	No, stop drinking.
	But I figured that since I am attached to a man of faith, I have to faith you will listen to me.
	Oh, no.
	What?
	I'm only taking a couple of drugs.
	It's just champagne.
	There's no alcohol in it.
	I would love to down the whole thing.
	But there's too many bubbles.
	Wait, what?
	Too many burritos.
	Somebody asked, I was getting up and they.
	The legendary trash panda donated $20.
	Chair 2.
	Why do you look like a Sat Downs kid?
	Holy shit.
	Try smiling.
	Maybe you will get a Rakuma to come at you as well.
	BBG Chair 8.
	Let me clean all the bugs out of your fur.
	I won't disappoint you.
	Rune 667 donated $20.
	I was trying to do the sprinkler, but it didn't work.
	Sorry about that.
	It's here.
	I mean, if you want, I'll type it in chat for you.
	one sec and you're donated $20 seat two is stunning it's like this wish I could actually know a bit more about her Seat two is stunning.
	Thank you.
	Wow, that's all you have.
	I want to know more about you.
	Thank you.
	Okay, I'm typing in the chat.
	Oh, wait, it's not.
	As Mount Ear who donated before of my VODs, I respect Andrew.
	But my question is, why not just let people live as they live?
	Also, how big is Boober?
	I think 34C.
	Live and let her.
	Do you know why God invented yeast infections?
	So women could also understand what it is like to live with an irritating $20.
	Alcohol is not always the answer, but it's worth a shot.
	Andrew's liver.
	By the way, by the way, for the ladies and gentlemen of the whatever chat.
	Mount Ear one donated $20.
	Sure.
	Mount Ear here for a while.
	Wilson will debate eventually.
	Brian, ask the girls a gaming question.
	Also, come to Austin FFS.
	Also, when our boobs to beak, ask them over D or D.
	I re-triggered that really quick because I stepped away.
	Gaming question.
	I'll ask it after Andrew's thing.
	Andrew.
	Very quickly.
	So me and Brian have been in multiple arguments about whether or not, even in the state of California, if he should have Epistola.
	And I have said yes.
	So I did arrange, but only for Brian to pick up a 1911.
	And I just want the chat to tell me if that's okay that Brian owns a 1911 and have one, you know, has one to protect himself in case he needs one, even in the great state of California.
	That's it.
	This is, of course, well, I'm not going to disclose certain things.
	Of course.
	But that's very kind of you, Andrew.
	Thank you so much.
	Gotta happen 1911, Brian.
	That's the revolver, right?
	No.
	You said you got me a revolver?
	Yeah, but I took it in 1911.
	What happened to the revolver?
	You're 1911, guy.
	You're French.
	I wanted the revolver.
	You'll thank me later.
	Hang on.
	Thank you.
	Look at the chat.
	Tell him.
	Revolver 1911.
	You know, 1911 guy.
	Thank you, guys.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	You'll see.
	Can I Google that?
	Yeah.
	Google that.
	That's in Battlefield 1.
	Dude.
	I think.
	You're going to lose your shit when you see it.
	Ooh, the M?
	The Colt.
	This one?
	The Colt.
	Ooh.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Can we pull that up?
	Oh, wait.
	Is it going to be maybe?
	Don't do it on YouTube.
	We'll let the rest come back.
	Thank you, Jack.
	Thank you.
	I really appreciate it.
	You're welcome, bro.
	Daniel Nasiri, Andy Pandy, putting in pie.
	He kissed all the girls and made them cry.
	Only the Irish and English know that one mate would love to get drunk with you and take the shit out of Kamala.
	Dariel Underscore Frank Castle 512 donated $20.
	The piss.
	Brian, I think you should start seating the women in order.
	Most attractive starting in chair one and ugliest in chair eight.
	That way are not stuck with the beach whales up close and personal explanations.
	Joshua Tree donated $20.
	How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	100, 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to move the house counterclockwise.
	Boom roasted.
	Great show, Brixon and Andrew.
	Yo, Joshua, thank you, man.
	Silver Runmuscor Amsterdam donated $20.20.
	Thank you, man.
	Lindsay, hopefully you visit someday for Amsterdam dance event this week.
	AKA Adde.
	Please look it up.
	Also, your handle on Instagram.
	Apologies for a repeat request.
	Andrew WW Brian W Pamel W.
	It's you.
	Hence I came summer donated $20.
	I just know you're in the orange shop.
	Looks like the 304 version of Brie van de Kamp from Desperate Housewives.
	You didn't know I have a soft spot for redheads.
	Three times.
	Three times, Brian.
	The legendary trash panda donated $20.
	Chair 2.
	My boy Shysty disagrees with the last dude.
	Says you look like Lord Farquin.
	Can I Google that?
	Tatu Girl.
	Lemia Dem Mommy Milkers.
	My little hands can all the crevice.
	Stop coomin, bro.
	Stop cooming.
	Rob Thunderscore PSA donated $20.
	1911 is a good one, but have the handle engraved with a little roller.
	I'll engrave it myself.
	I'll do it myself just to do it.
	Little engraving could be good.
	John Browning donated $20.
	The 1911 Fixed Driving Spot Taste amusing.
	Yo, John Brown.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you so much, man.
	We have Rune coming back in here.
	Rune 667 donated $20.
	If communist Carmela wins the election, then it will be Venezuela the sequel.
	2024.
	Make America Christian Again.
	That's right.
	Yo, Rune, thank you so much for the TTS.
	Can you kill my name?
	You still mad about that?
	What's your name?
	Sorry, what's your name again?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Oh, just some idiot.
	You don't have your name on your unsharpened tool.
	It says low cap or whatever.
	Dariel underscore Frank Castle 512 donated $20.
	Hey, Brian and Andrew.
	Why shouldn't men buy women watches?
	Cause the stove has a clock on it.
	Oh.
	I'm going to change the voice to Red.
	D.R. Kaladin donated $20.
	A 19-11 is fine as a single stack 45 for California.
	Brian Nesty F you about a revolver.
	Reload in under 12 seconds.
	Right, okay, so here's my logic.
	Hang on, here's my logic.
	It is not Russian.
	What?
	It is not Russian.
	It's a Russian accent.
	So I sat there for literally multiple hours learning all of the intricacies of the insanity of California gun laws.
	And so the reason I decided on the 1911 is it's because it's the maximum capacity he could have with the most stopping power that he could possibly have inside of a semi-automatic pistol where he can reload in mere seconds.
	Tell me I'm fucking wrong, chat, for Californians.
	I'm not saying every state, but this state, what's better than the 1911?
	You tell me.
	What?
	You tell me.
	What's cooler than being cool?
	Ice cold.
	You should be ashamed of that, bro.
	You should, yeah.
	You should ashamed.
	Totally ashamed of that one.
	Wait, where?
	Oh, we were going to pull up Lord Farquad.
	What you got for us?
	What the f- I mean- Maybe with the bank.
	I mean, I kind of see it.
	Okay.
	A little bit.
	Just a little.
	Thank you.
	Good talk.
	I feel like I'm ripping these people off.
	I'll re-trigger it.
	You gotta do it in English, bro.
	I'll re-trigger it.
	I just thought of it.
	I'll re-trigger again.
	What?
	Here, I'll skip.
	Okay.
	So, hold on.
	It was.
	This one, this one.
	It started with Russian accent.
	So, whatever it is, it's not Russian accent at all.
	Bella Shelley is doing $20.
	Whatever is based.
	Andrew is based.
	Thank you.
	Brian is based 98% if the time.
	I've been humbled and I'm a better girlfriend because of this podcast.
	Bella.
	Hashtag pick me along.
	So wait, are you a lesbian or donated $20?
	Brian Dumpty sat on a wall.
	Brian Dumpty had a great fall.
	All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't stop Brian from cracking again.
	Bro.
	Simp.
	Wait, what?
	What were the- We have a great community.
	It was Adderall Levine.
	Adderall Levine.
	That's what I was called.
	I think there was another one, too.
	Do you know what it was?
	Something Advol Levine.
	I don't know.
	He just informed me that there's a trailer thing I was nicknamed.
	What was it?
	Avril Vaseline?
	No?
	What?
	Oh, no, yeah, the trailer thing.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Always hungry, donated $20.
	Yo, thank you, man.
	Fish and chips or burrito.
	And why?
	It's more.
	It is more nutritious.
	A burrito is more nutritious than fish and chips.
	I was on downstroke and she said stop, but on stroke two, she went like this thing.
	Thank you, man.
	Thank you.
	Gucci third leg giving all these soul-selling Jezebels their just desserts for living a fast untested life Gucci LEG.
	Thank you, sir.
	Thank you, thank you Puff.
	Daddy donated twenty dollars.
	What do you call a black man flying a plane a pilot?
	You racist?
	Of course yeah, I mean pure logic logical yeah, logic.
	Mount EAR ONE donated twenty dollars.
	So I modified my message about boobs because Andrew brought up to a which I agree with.
	So my question is, ask the panel and Andrew what's more important, boobs or guns of guns?
	But it's fun, smile.
	Trill GUNS.
	Juxtapose 03 donated 20 dollars.
	God bless Andrew and Brian.
	It's always a pleasure to watch you all.
	But bro, how dare you not put Brian on the essence?
	W357 mag.
	One pull and the recoil will make him disappear.
	He's a fucking novice.
	M Juxtapose, shut up, dude.
	Women not knowing the dates of the World Wars is just another day.
	A man not knowing what a 1911 is explains why women choose the bear.
	Hang on, hang on, you M Juxtapose.
	I'm still pissed about your comment, but anyway uh, still pissed.
	Hmm, speaker for the dead good book?
	Uh, Andre's game.
	Women not knowing the dates of World Wars is just another day.
	A man not knowing when the 1911 is explained?
	Yeah when when, when was the 1911?
	Grandly XD donated twenty dollars and twenty four cents.
	All these gun laws suck.
	Best stream to date.
	Best of luck, Andrew and Brian.
	It was made in.
	I'm definitely not looking at wikipedia right now.
	Yeah, definitely not.
	What's it say?
	History, late 1890s as a res.
	The result of a search for suitable self-loading or semi-automatic pistol to replace the variety of revolvers in service at the time.
	Yeah, that's good.
	Yeah, that's good, i'm gonna get it.
	I like it.
	KING Blackout donated 20 dollars.
	It's a good kill someone.
	Brian loves looking at ladyboys, especially holding their burritos with two hands.
	Of course not Brian Swift, cause her greasy makeup.
	Listen Brian, I just want to let you all know.
	You gotta pause and call what you call a girl who doesn't give blow jobs a new.
	So Brian came to me and he's like bro, I just want something to do as a hobby.
	And I was like, have you thought of shooting at straw targets made of straw?
	Because he just wants to have a really tight grouping.
	He just wants a really tight, 45 a cp grouping.
	He wants it at exactly 10 or maybe 15 meters and he wants it to be really tiny, right.
	So i'm like okay, Brian here, 45 a cp, perfect.
	It's great for target shooting.
	Has nothing to do with what he said before.
	He was just misspeaking, not for killing anything, it's for shooting straw Brian, right?
	Yeah, of course.
	Of course.
	Bella Shlis donated twenty dollars.
	I'm a straight woman and i'm with a hard-working blue collar man.
	Brian and Andrew should smoke some broccoli.
	I don't do that, but thank you, Bella Schlis.
	No thanks, Mount EAR ONE donated twenty dollars To support the girl on the far right in the bright orange, she came on the channel.
	She is here.
	Give her a chance to say one thing.
	Also, if it has nothing to do with gaming, gaming.
	Well, actually, Jean Paul II donated $20.
	Jean-Paul.
	It's when a demon tells the priest to exit the child spotting.
	No, bro, that's the most brutal thing and hilarious that I've heard in years.
	But no, I thought she did good.
	Thank you.
	It was a very good back and forth.
	Oh, we got a video.
	We need to do her video.
	My video.
	What video?
	A video.
	There's a little Instagram video.
	I'm scared.
	Which one?
	Video killed the radio star, bro.
	Video killed the radio star.
	1911.
	A Kaladin.
	Guess a single stack 45 is fine for California.
	Brian, shut the fuck up about a revolver.
	Reload 100.
	Wait, he sent this.
	Did I already read this?
	Okay.
	Andrew has the facts.
	California is a commie hellhole.
	And what better to counter it than the two World War stunners?
	Salute.
	Exactly.
	I like, you know, this is an upgrade.
	So maybe I need to shut the fuck up.
	Dr. Kaladin, the fact is, C-Date is very cute to the male gays.
	Me?
	Why did he spell it that way?
	Stop simping, gents.
	I wish the best for all you women.
	Praise the Lord.
	And remember, Christ is God.
	Hey, Christ is God.
	Doctor, thank you, Kaladin.
	Thank you, aka Brian.
	Yeah.
	Would you say Christ is God?
	Yeah, I just said it.
	No, okay.
	Christ is gone.
	There you go.
	That's fair.
	Oh, were we pulling something up?
	Oh, yeah, let's do that.
	Yeah, video.
	This is what the fuck.
	Put us on the other side.
	That's not her.
	Are you homegirls with this girl?
	We shouldn't get her wrong.
	We need her on.
	She wouldn't put in the word.
	No, she wouldn't.
	We'll get her on.
	All right, let's play it though.
	Oh, it's a preview for a podcast episode where I had her on, just for some context.
	Yeah.
	Would anybody be interested in some news?
	For someone who was broke, was literally donating plasma just to get by.
	That was a lot of money for me.
	They were using their grocery money for their kid and their wives on my staff.
	So then, how do you grow if you're shadow banned?
	I get requested for like ball busting, stepping on their balls, kicking their balls with my heels.
	And now I'm against a kudic.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	They were like, what would you do if your kid found out at a certain point?
	Whenever I do have kids, right?
	If I do, they're gonna be in school.
	And I bet you anything, 90% of the moms in that like class are gonna have a fucking OnlyFans or the pag one.
	It's gonna be so 90%.
	90%.
	It's clickbait.
	I'm gonna have a guy sign his.
	Okay, that's cope bait.
	Yeah, don't cope bait me.
	It makes me feel very great.
	Wait, I switched to ruining them.
	I don't know, we missed something.
	What does she say there at the beginning?
	She's saying, like, she takes men's deeds to their house.
	What is it called?
	Like, fin daubing or whatever?
	She takes their deeds and ruins them.
	I don't know, but that's like she used to like, I guess, do normal OnlyFans and be kind of like nicer to them.
	And now she's transitioned to the other side of it, is what she's saying.
	Being a terrible person, you can't stop what she says.
	90%.
	No, I don't really think that.
	What do you think?
	But I felt like it would get like comments.
	You know what I mean?
	And like, yeah, yeah, that's fair.
	I mean, that's fair.
	But no, I don't think it's clickbait.
	I do think it's more prevalent now.
	I think like what do you think the percentage is?
	Of like moms that have OnlyFans when their kids are in school?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Like maybe like 10 to 15 or something realistically.
	Yeah, that's some serious clickbait to go from 90% to 50%.
	All that other stuff is really in the episode, but no, I don't actually think 90% of moms are going to have OnlyFans, to clarify.
	Okay, video game question: Would just raise hands.
	Would you date a Warlock in World of Warcraft?
	Like a guy who plays a Warlock in World of Warcraft?
	It's a really good class.
	I don't know.
	It's a video game, right?
	Yeah.
	Does he have a job like other than that?
	Or is that just his primary?
	Well, all you know is that his class is the best class in World of Warcraft.
	Sure, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Of course.
	Why not?
	What do you mean, no?
	Would you guys be your fifth baby daddy?
	No, thank you.
	Obviously, most black men aren't into that shit.
	Yes, they are.
	What do you mean?
	You're saying black men don't play World of Warcraft?
	That is so racist.
	How dare you?
	In fact, I would say they're so skilled that they pick the Warlock because they know.
	No, there's no black warlocks, really.
	I didn't say they're some bullshit.
	I feel like they're more like you're going to say shaman, bro.
	Stop.
	Stop, bro.
	I feel like.
	You're about to say shaman.
	Just stop, bro.
	Horde shaman?
	Okay, whatever.
	The troll shaman and orc shaman.
	That's their good name.
	Bro, the troll shaman, really?
	Troll shaman.
	Whatever, dude.
	Troll is.
	You gotta lock your shit.
	Legendary trash panda donated $20.
	Listen, my boy is in here calling you dollar store Avril Levine.
	Don't listen to the more Andrew.
	Who keeps he blocking my bass das Riz?
	Girl, six figures and opposable thumbs will change your life.
	Giga Tyrone donated $20.
	One word to describe the panel.
	Bop, bop, Giga tyrone.
	Thank you, man.
	April might have chair one is hot as fuck donated twenty dollars.
	Jeffrey Dahlmer aped five guys before it was even a restaurant, Mount Ear.
	ONE donated twenty dollars.
	Andrew and Britson, tell everyone the one thing you want to say, minus twenty dollars, well spent, smile.
	I got more from this DONO than Diablo for expansion frowns.
	There ain't no fucking way I'm ever gonna tell you what I want, a live debate right now where Andrew takes the leftist position on environmental issues.
	I will Andrew, but I think some of this panel are better prepared to defend burning coal than you are.
	That's fair, but hang on.
	I do have a fictitious ex-wife who is black.
	That's one.
	And then, two, I would still beat you as the leftist.
	Terminal underscore lanced donated $20.
	M1911 would be a great option if Brian's hands were half as big as his dump truck.
	He needs a compact 380.
	What the fuck?
	Hashtag Trex hands.
	T-Rex hands.
	Her hands can handle 1911.
	What the fuck?
	Castle 512 donated $20.
	Is the old hag next to Andrew Borde like chair number two, or is it all the Botux that doesn't let her show any emotions?
	Question to the ladies: Has a man ever done a spider on you?
	Thoughtful face.
	What the fuck is the spider, Brian?
	I don't know.
	GMD Jim donated $20.
	What's a spider?
	1911 is the best first pistol.
	If Brian likes it, then he can act to the collection from there.
	Andrew is the best friend you have, Brian.
	He cares about your body and soul.
	Can't beat that.
	Andrew's a very good friend.
	The legendary Trash Panda donated $20.
	Thank you, Jim.
	Thank you.
	DR Kaladin can shut his man squirt sucker for a raccoon, shuts it for M.
	Oh, no.
	Chair8, these low-T basement dwellers try and squeeze in line, but we both know I got this on lock.
	Look me up, BBG.
	Find me.
	What the fuck?
	What?
	Subgraph donated $20.
	Andrew, I didn't know your wife had children with two different and you still don't know, fucker.
	But anyway.
	Broom 667 donated $20.
	I'm a level 60 human warrior and I terrorize all noobs in Hillsbrad and Strangle Thorn Vietnam.
	Honestly, though, like probably those are probably those undead mages in Hillsbrad can, like a freaking level 30 mage in Hillsbrad can probably like fuck up a 60 human warrior.
	What?
	Yeah.
	In Hillsbrad?
	Yeah.
	Mage is a 60 human warrior.
	Look, I'm just saying, a mage.
	Yes.
	Yeah, no.
	No.
	I'm just saying, like, mages, warrior, not a good matchup for the warrior.
	DR Kaladin donated 20.
	Do you have any idea?
	Yeah, no, mages are a hard counter.
	No shot they haven't played.
	Oh, and yes, Brian, I agree.
	Christ is indeed God.
	69, I pray you find the way to him.
	Yo, Kaladin, thank you so much, man.
	Laphis donated $20.
	The biggest problem every single woman on the planet has, and the only thing that they all have in common, is that once a year, and you never know when, they go completely batshit crazy for 365 days.
	But only once a year.
	Yo, Marley, thank you for the gifted.
	All right.
	All right, that was pretty funny.
	Yeah, well, okay, my hat's off.
	The Crucible is going to send you a Crucible hoodie.
	Oh.
	Get in the Discord with Mystery.
	We'll send it out because that was pretty funny.
	Oh, for Blafest?
	For the guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	All right, guys.
	If you want, you can get your last one in.
	Guys, like the video.
	We need to do.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, we'll pull up Twitch, then I'll do the red, then we'll wrap the show.
	If you guys want, you can still get your last call, guys, on the last call on the TTS's here.
	If you want, guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
	Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have one.
	If you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch.
	It's a quick, free, easy way to support the show every single month.
	Thank you guys for all the support.
	Really appreciate it.
	If you're watching on YouTube, just open up another tab really quick.
	Job is a follow.
	Guys, we're trying to get to 10k or sorry, 100,000 followers on Twitch before the end of the year.
	I'm pretty sure we can do it, guys.
	We got what?
	Three, two and a half months left.
	92k.
	Damn.
	Yeah, guys, get us to.
	Can we get to 920?
	240.
	One donated $20.
	I modified my question as mages beat all warriors.
	Ask the panel what they think to virgins.
	If they tell them or don't tell them, and what matters.
	Do they want to know or not?
	What the easy also love bricks and wait, what?
	Oh, male virgins.
	What do you think of male virgins?
	Show of hands.
	Would you date a male virgin?
	Vector donated $20.
	Andrew, I've seen your conversations with Mr. Slave.
	You must have had trauma since the last conversation, and tonight must have taken all the trauma away.
	Yeah.
	Vector, thank you.
	Thank you.
	Discord, we'll shout out the Discord.
	Guys, go to discord.gg/slash whatever.
	We post BTS on there, hate mail, all that kind of fun stuff.
	And that's really funny.
	It's a good community.
	Marley, thank you for the gifted five.
	Really appreciate it.
	Guys, we got a good community on there.
	Be sure to check that out.
	And then who are we going to raid on Twitch?
	Let me see.
	Well, let me do a little shout-out here, a little quick shout-out before we wrap up the show.
	Well, okay.
	Let's see.
	Where are we?
	Sorry, guys.
	One sec.
	So I do want to say, oh, can we unmute?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, GG to the panel.
	Thank you guys so much.
	It was a, you guys were all good sports.
	It was, there was some roasting going on.
	Except you.
	Who?
	Farquhar?
	Just only you.
	Farquhar?
	Everybody else here was great, but you.
	Terrible.
	Prehistorically donated $20.22.
	Can totally imagine Andrew on his wedding day scrapping traditional vows and asking his bride to agree to an exchange of terms with conditions and an end-user license agreement.
	What's wrong with that?
	Marry Bonnie $20.
	Ask the ladies, length or girth.
	Yo, ladies, length or girf?
	Girth.
	What the?
	She's like, she's red.
	That was like, she's got red.
	Length.
	Length or girf.
	The Reddit.
	You guys can see it.
	I wouldn't know.
	You wouldn't.
	Okay.
	I got both.
	So why would I settle?
	There you go.
	Congratulations, Arsana.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Dude.
	Okay.
	Wait, what?
	Are you buy?
	Yeah.
	Any or outie.
	Inn or outie.
	What?
	Do I prefer?
	Yeah.
	Libia.
	Any.
	I'm sorry to.
	I'm sorry to break it.
	Discrimination.
	What about you?
	Discrimination.
	Gorth.
	Gorth.
	Yellow, okay.
	Gorth.
	Okay, where were we?
	No, we did Twitch.
	Oh, right.
	I'll get.
	Yeah, okay.
	Who will we raid?
	Let me get that going.
	We have.
	Is Wow Grandma going?
	She is on.
	We'll do her.
	We will do.
	Whoa, Grandma.
	Wow.
	Wow, Grandma.
	Okay.
	I suck around.
	She was really nice.
	She's nice.
	She's nice.
	So, okay.
	Last call, guys.
	Hit the like button, please, on your way out.
	If you're watching on YouTube, hit the like button, guys.
	Thank you for tuning in tonight.
	You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
	I appreciate that.
	I want to thank, I mean, tonight was probably wild in terms of the support tonight.
	Overwhelmed, a little drunk from the champagne.
	I'm a lightweight.
	And he's getting a 1911.
	And the wow, okay.
	Today's turning around.
	I was kind of bummed out today.
	Or past week, year, month.
	Okay, anyways, that's not going to trauma dump.
	Okay, so, anyways.
	So, appreciate it, guys.
	Everyone who super chats, donates, supports the show, whether it's watching or however you do it.
	You guys were incredibly generous tonight.
	Those of you who did send in some of the champagne pops, and you can reach out to me on Instagram.
	I'll personally dust two fucking shit.
	Wait, no way.
	I'm not doing that shit.
	I'm just saying, like.
	Would you dust one?
	Would you dust one?
	No, I wouldn't be dead.
	Fuck, dude.
	Uh-oh, here we go.
	Wait, is he going to do it?
	No, I'm not doing that.
	Oh, okay.
	You just take a sip, though.
	Unreal.
	Maybe somebody will pay $3,000 to see.
	Oh, I ain't doing that.
	No fucking way.
	It's coming out.
	I think I would be very sick if I had an entire bottle of champagne.
	I would do it, but I don't want to give you another little suit.
	Thank you for your considerate being considerate.
	Yeah.
	That's very kind of you.
	So, okay, let's see here.
	But yeah, thank you guys so much.
	Those of you who did donate at that threshold, let me get you guys the legend roll on our Discord.
	I don't know if you guys are still watching.
	Those of you, you wild, wild guys.
	We will be live again Tuesday at 5 p.m. Pacific.
	Unfortunately, our debate tomorrow flaked.
	Wait, Lav flaked?
	Yeah.
	Lav.
	Look at me.
	You fucking.
	I literally, really?
	You flaked on the debate.
	A lot of flakes.
	It's difficult.
	How do you flake on a debate like that?
	Because just since she's been since the last time she's been on the whatever pie.
	Lav.
	It's a joke.
	No, it's not a joke.
	It's true.
	It's serious.
	It's true.
	It's serious.
	No, it's true.
	Like, that's the best you're going to get anytime soon.
	Why don't you come do the debate?
	Come on the show.
	We got leftover champagne.
	We'll keep the champagne on the table, Lav.
	You can have all of it.
	I'll even give you this ramune.
	You can have it.
	You know what?
	I want to spend the day tomorrow out shooting in California anyway.
	Whatever.
	Take that, Lav.
	Put that in your pipe.
	I thought you were the best feminist debater out there.
	Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Lav.
	Okay.
	I guess not.
	And then any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM out whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara.
	I want to give a big thank you to Andrew for being able to come out here on short notice to kind of help out with the show.
	These next, well, tonight's show and Tuesday's show.
	I really appreciate it.
	Andrew does been a major help for me.
	And then I'm trying to think what it is.
	What else?
	Wow, Grandma.
	Oh, Wow Grandma.
	Wow, Grandma.
	Yeah, and then just again, I just want to thank the viewers.
	There's kind of been a cluster of some stuff going on recently.
	It's been just a lot.
	So I really appreciate your guys' support tonight.
	Means the world.
	And I'm trying to think.
	You guys were insanely generous.
	And by the way, to all the super chatters, we thank you.
	And of course, to all the gals on the panel.
	Yeah, to the panel.
	Thank you guys.
	Well played.
	Well played, G. GG.
	Well played.
	All right.
	So 07's in the chat.
	We're going to do a Twitch raid to Woe Grandma.
	We got her pulled up.
	And I liked On Real.
	We're going to send the ring.
	Was there anything?
	Oh my God.
	God, wait.
	I'm sorry.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on, really quick.
	Last thing, body count?
	Oh, no.
	Sorry.
	What do you mean you don't know?
	I've had a lot of long-term relationships, you know.
	I would say under like 20.
	What?
	Under by how many?
	Like, I don't know.
	Zero.
	I have to think about it.
	Oh.
	I lost count after 100.
	Sorry.
	Okay, so now we're going to go.
	Stop bullshitting me.
	How many actually?
	I don't.
	After 100, I don't think.
	Look, into the mic, into the mic.
	I lost count after 100.
	You really fucked more than 100 guys.
	Oh, yes.
	I started young.
	More than 200?
	No, probably not.
	More than 150.
	140?
	I'd probably say more or lower.
	130-ish?
	120, 130, probably.
	120, 130.
	Okay.
	My husband, one.
	Bro, you lying because you had more than one partner.
	I know, but the one that matters is my husband.
	Such bullshit.
	Oh, um, a good amount.
	I've said it before.
	It's like 16.
	Okay.
	Wait, how old are you?
	20.
	Yeah, 16 fuck partners at 20?
	I just love in cheese.
	I don't have sex like that anymore.
	I was in active addiction, so I got sober, so no, not like that.
	I won't play that.
	I won't play that.
	Body count?
	How many partners?
	The truth.
	The truth.
	How many?
	Seven.
	Seven.
	So, ten.
	Multiply it by three.
	That's seven.
	Seven.
	Seven.
	How do you say seven in Russian?
	Sim.
	Sim?
	Sim.
	Sim.
	Hey, you say 25.
	Dvats it's a money.
	We needed those two girls' body count, though.
	That's so sad.
	What's yours?
	I wanted to know her body count.
	Literally, right?
	Yeah, I was curious.
	Okay.
	All right.
	We're going to raid WoGramma.
	She wouldn't have been on us, but this one would have told me.
	Maybe.
	Why'd she leave?
	She could have been my future third.
	Let's get Woe Grandma going.
	All right, guys.
	Thank you for watching on Twitch.
	Thank you guys so much for watching on Twitch, guys.
	I'll give you more announcements on some of the happenings on Tuesday.
	I'll let you guys know some of the stuff that's going on, but give you guys an update.
	Okay, we're going to send the raid over.
	Thank you guys for watching on Twitch.
	Yeah, guys, have a wonderful night.
	Good night, guys.
	Enjoy.
	Oh, she's.
	By the way, guys, be nice.
	She's 82.
	She's playing World of Warcraft.
	She's got a sick streaming setup.
	I mean, she's actually quite good.
	She plays retail, though, so that's my only gripe with her.
	What do you mean, retail?
	So there's classic World of Warcraft and there's retail.
	Retail is the most recent version of the game.
	Classic's like the old school version.
	That's my only gripe with her, but she's the same shit.
	Andrew, don't even start with me about that.
	Oh, bro.
	We're going to do the World of Warcraft debate.
	Oh, we'll do the World of Warcraft debate.
	I'm trying.
	It will ask if you want to.
	So she's in the bank.
	She's playing what looks like a Pandarin.
	What the hell?
	Whatever.
	Hello, back to you.
	Whatever.
	And she's.
	I thought they would tell me which one was the whatever.
	Sweet old lady.
	Sweet lady.
	Sweet lady.
	She has fig newtons.
	Does she have fig newtons?
	Fig Newtons.
	Yeah.
	She has Fig Newton.
	Yeah.
	She's good ones, though.
	Yeah.
	Fig Newton.
	Newtons.
	All right, you can pause this.
	Does she have Figures?
	My grandma used to have those for me.
	Sorry, I paused these.
	My grandma used to have those for me.
	Yeah, Fuxtapose on three donated $20.
	Last question for the panel.
	If 100% of the male population immediately ceased dating of slash sex workers of all types, would you stop?
	Also, Andrew, thoughts on the 12-gauge Ithaca shotgun with Slamfire?
	Yeah, there's nothing wrong with Ithaca, especially when you're holding your finger down.
	Well, I can't even get into it, but you know.
	Yeah.
	Well, I guess this is the question for you then.
	So if by continuing doing OF, you could never get a boyfriend or husband, would you stop?
	Yeah, I would stop.
	Okay.
	All right, juxtapose.
	Thank you for the last message.
	We need to stop.
	I mean, we're all going to pay my bills.
	No, no, but does it pay your bills?
	No, not yet.
	Well, then, well, then, why would we need to pay your bills?
	Hang on.
	Why would we need to pay your bills when you started something that already doesn't pay your bills?
	And ultimately, it will.
	But also, how do you know it will?
	Because I need to.
	Okay, also, I don't do anything that crazy on there.
	I'll give you a $2.
	What does that mean if you stop that shit?
	Sold.
	Sold?
	She said sold.
	You know what, guys?
	I'm deleting it right now.
	I'm deactivating it.
	Hang on.
	If he gets it to you, will you actually delete it?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Deactivate it right here on the air.
	I'll cover it.
	I'll cover your losses.
	Brian.
	GMD Jim Donaldson.
	We'll take a chance.
	We'll take a chance.
	Blondie, the 100 body count.
	Is that total or just the brothers?
	Yeah, is that true?
	It's total.
	Total.
	Okay.
	She said 120.
	So 120.
	Okay, the two bucks.
	She said, I'll cover it.
	I'll just buy it.
	Bro, she can deactivate it and then she'll just reactivate it.
	You're not going to do that, right?
	No, I wouldn't do that to you guys.
	You could trust me.
	I don't trust you.
	The amount of bullshit.
	She took her homeless guy and stuff, though, bro.
	I am not with a $2 bill.
	She's a horrible gold.
	I will take a look at the web TV.
	With my heart earned my $2 bill to be bamboozled.
	That's bamboozled.
	She is a bamboozler.
	There is no way she's done with OnlyFans for $2.
	She said she was.
	Thanks for joining her trusting me.
	Honestly, women never.
	What if she did it?
	What if she did?
	Women never.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Okay, my argument.
	My argument is: if she doesn't, it costs you four bucks.
	But if she did, hang on, she gets one.
	Hang on.
	But if she doesn't get four, okay, it costs you two bucks.
	And if she did, it cost you two bucks.
	How can you argue with me?
	In the scheme of things, yeah, it's not.
	You're going to do it.
	She promised.
	We got your word, right?
	Wait, so hold on.
	If you don't do it, she just said.
	If I don't do it, then why?
	You're going to do it right now?
	Well, I don't have my phone.
	She's going to do it after the show.
	Show get your phone.
	Should we just rap?
	Okay, we'll wrap.
	Oh, fuck.
	It's already too late for In and Out.
	That's some bullshit, bro.
	I'll get this something else.
	Whatever, dude.
	We'll go get some Brios, I guess.
	I guess so.
	She's not going to do it, I don't think.
	It's a cliffhanger.
	We'll see.
	Maybe next time.
	Tell you what, if you do do it and show me proof and for a 30-day period you stay off that shit, I'll give you two $2 bills.
	Boom.
	Roasted.
	But I'll give you something even better.
	All right, 07. 07s in the chat.
	Good night, guys.
	Oh.
	The legendary trash panda donated $20 at an average of 3.25 milliliters of senior squirt.
	That's fucking $120.
	That is 1.5 cups/slash 390 milliliters of senior.
	Just saying.
	And only push his sleigh as a cranky.
	My god.
	Okay.
	So, 07's in the chat.
	Good night, guys.
	We will see you on Tuesday.

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