King Sessions, Eric Hunley, and Kash Patel anchor a chaotic episode dissecting viral heroism, YouTube's AI bans, and the FBI's raid on Senator Louise Lucas. The host condemns Wendy Clemente's bail release after an e-bike assault and mocks Florentina Holzinger's Venice protest. Central focus remains on Patel's $250M lawsuit against The Atlantic regarding alcohol leaks; while FBI spokesperson Ben Williamson denies an investigation, speculation mounts that internal elements seek to humiliate Patel amidst a repealed 2021 directive allowing phone record seizures. [Automatically generated summary]
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Spider-Man Interview Highlights00:09:20
Ladies and gentlemen, if you have ever wondered what Spider Man looked like when he's not in uniform, this is your superhero.
Behold, perhaps, one of the greatest interviews ever.
Behold, again?
How did you come to be in that spot?
I'm the crossing guard on 5050, King Sessions.
And I tell you, he ran the light, T-boned the lady.
I'm bobbing and weaving.
I'm just thankful, thanks for to be alive right now.
Thank you, Jesus.
What did it sound like?
BAM!
No, not to be funny.
I swear, not to be funny.
It happened that fast.
And I had luckily, I'm alive.
Do you know what time of day?
I had to pull it out there.
It was out there.
They were in there.
I had to pull a kid out.
No, I had to pull what's her name, nephew, out.
What?
No, what's her name, nephew?
Um, um, I don't know which way to go because he ends up in the schoolyard.
Luckily, I wasn't on the corner.
I'm in the shade slightly because it's an 82 degree day today.
And then crazy.
My adrenaline is still running.
I'm just thinking, would it be a lie?
I'm going to pause it.
Like, there's comfort food, and then there's comfort food, and this is comfort food.
This is the great, I mean, it's not the greatest story of all time.
It's the greatest story of the day.
A white pill, a hilarious interview after a dramatic rescue.
We're going to play the rest of this, read the story, and then.
For those of you who know, you know where I'm going with this.
So, you see this car on its side.
Kids are screaming.
What's going on?
I run, sheeple.
Then I grab a kid out because he's stuck, frantic.
Pull him out.
Ain't nobody in there.
Guy's in there.
He's trapped in there.
Then I run out and get myself together because my heart is boom, No doubt.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Grabbed a kid.
Pulled him up out of there.
How was the kid?
He was shaking up.
But I pulled him up out of there.
So, was he like under a piece of playground equipment?
Yeah, right up under there.
No, I'm being honest.
So tell me about this car.
Did you see what happened to her?
Do a 360.
I didn't know which way to go.
Luckily, I wasn't right there on the corner.
I would have been trapped in the madness if you zoom in.
By the way, we're going to see the accident afterwards in some CCTV footage at the end of this interview here.
This is glorious.
I'm being honest.
What's going through your head, man?
Thank you, Jesus.
That's what's going through my mind.
Thank you, Jesus.
And here's the accident.
Look at this.
Bam.
Now, what's amazing is actually just how fast it happens.
We're going to play a little bit of sleuthing right here.
You can see up in the corner, you can see the light.
It looks like it's red.
So it looks like the dude in the pickup truck is burning a red.
Bam.
What's he got in the back?
What's he got in the back?
Looks like a little canister, some construction equipment.
He goes there.
Look at the car do the 360.
Dude's memory is pretty good.
I mean, we don't know if that's him running in the back.
That might be him running in the back right there.
Unreal.
So, by the way, this happened today.
I'm going to give everybody the link to the tweet because it's good news.
I mean, nice heroes.
You find them in the strangest of places.
The story, for those of you who haven't heard, this is in Philadelphia and breaking before I go live.
So, it's fun getting the afternoon three o'clock time slot on Rumble if you're watching the clips on Commit Tube.
Three o'clock daily, Viva Fry on Rumble.
The incident occurred in Philly.
Hero crossing guard who pulled child from crash goes viral for interview eating ice cream.
Thank you, Jesus.
Well, there's a song.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Lord.
There's a song about that.
He's the cream of the crop, a heroic school crossing guard who pulled a child from the wreckage of a crash.
Is going wildly viral for keeping his cool by repeatedly licking ice cream in an animated interview about his crazy near miss.
The amount of adrenaline, you know, the guy probably an eccentric personality, but the amount of adrenaline going through that guy, he probably still doesn't even understand what happened yet.
Heroically, Jamil Ransom was on duty outside a Southwest Philadelphia elementary school when a stolen truck locked those MFers up.
A stolen truck could have killed children or anybody in there blowing a red light.
Crashed into an SUV next to a playground Tuesday afternoon.
He was quickly praised as being iconic for a colorful interview he gave soon after the drama, in which he licked ice cream while dancing around to reflect on how he's been bobbing and weaving during the drama.
And we saw the rest of the bobbing and weaving the idea.
Now, I had to pull a kid out, he says.
I grab a kid because he's stuck frantic.
I pull him on.
Ain't nobody there.
Guy's in there.
He's trapped in there.
Then I run.
All right.
We saw the story.
We got the interview.
Act of heroism.
Fantastic, wonderful, nobody's hurt.
Find the person driving that car, charge them to the fullest extent of the law.
Now, for those of you who have been around the internet for long enough, you may remember or recall a wonderful YouTube channel.
It still exists.
Shmoyo.
Shmoyoho, accent on the yo ho.
And they used to put together the most glorious musical montages of interviews just like this.
And as I'm watching it, I'm like, oh my goodness, they just found their next work of art because it writes itself.
Now, if I'm not mistaken, That's Carrie Lake.
I'm fairly certain that's Carrie Lake, right?
On the right with a fake guitar, and you can see the overlaid hands here.
This was one of their classics of all time.
And when I said, if you know, you know, I bought this song on Apple Music.
I bought this one and I bought I Did Not Hit Her.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart.
There are a few songs that Shmoyoho did that are so damn good.
They are actually worth listening to on their own.
I won't play the entire thing because I don't want to steal their hard work.
I'll play a bit.
So that you can get the idea, they're gonna make a music video out of this guy's interview.
Let's listen in to George Lindell.
He was driving one of the cars involved in the collision.
I brought down those power poles.
I was just drowning down, more than have you.
And all of a sudden, I'm just minding my whole business.
I hit the fire from the back.
I was like, oh, I was like, I'm going to be like a rainbow.
I was like, oh, I was like, I'm going to be like a rainbow.
Okay, I'm gonna pause it there.
Everyone should go and refresh this gem if you haven't seen it.
Did someone say it's the worst?
Nobody said it's the worst to this particular song.
They're gonna make a song out of this.
Shmoyoho, right now, they've coalesced.
It's the Gregory brothers.
They've got their brothers.
They were one of the first people I ever sponsored on Patreon back in the day.
They're going to make a song to this and it's going to be glorious.
Shmoyoho, let's make something beautiful out of even greater news.
Hold tight, and when it comes out, I will put it on blast throughout the social medias.
Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, let me see that we are live across all of the platforms on the interwebs.
You may have noticed something.
I'm a little boy now.
I shaved.
Maybe that's what I was looking at.
Maybe that's what someone was commenting on.
I shaved.
I feel naked.
I feel, I don't know if I feel younger.
I actually sort of feel older because now my grimace scowl is much more visible.
Like, you know, when you read enough news and you spend all your days focusing on law, politics, being the analyst, and you end up making this face a lot.
You see that right there?
There?
There?
And you can see it going down now.
So, what I've been doing, or at least what I did today, is I was taking some sun, getting some sun on my ass white lower portion of my face, doing this to try to flex out those grimace wrinkles.
But alas, it is what it is.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Viva Fry, you all know me, former Montreal litigator, turned current Florida rumbler.
Three o'clock.
In the crumble lineup.
And Susie over in our Viva Barnes Law says, I look younger.
Look, it'll grow back.
One should not have superficial attachments to superficial aspects of their identity.
I'm still not cutting my hair.
When I do that, I'm going to see if it's good enough to donate to make wigs for people who need wigs.
I'm just wondering if there's too much gray in my hair to.
To make it good, hand gestures, hand gesture to his master.
Do you know what's going on?
Apparently, I don't.
We have got one heck of a show today.
I say show.
We've got one heck of a news hour of following the law and following what's going on in the law.
Platform Content Moderation Issues00:06:27
There have been alleged, rumored, according to sources, investigations, criminal investigations into criminal leaks, into articles about Kash Patel allegedly.
Having interesting extracurricular consumption activities on the sideline, which are denied and which are the object of a $250 million settlement.
We're going to get there.
Also in the news, another FBI raid on a potentially allegedly corrupt Virginia lawmaker.
I forget who it is.
And the hypocrisy of the left in terms of feigning faux outrage at allegedly media being tipped off to raids.
On Democrat lawmakers.
We'll get there as well.
Before we get to anything, I want to highlight one thing here.
I would say one thing.
You've all heard of the, not the purge, but there's been a swath of demonetization of accounts on Comitube.
That is my humorous way of describing YouTube.
And the accounts, I mean, it started off as one someone's appealing to the general public on social media saying, I've been demonetized after 10 years on the platform because they're calling it AI inauthentic content.
Then you see another person doing it.
You see another person doing it.
And then it becomes clear that YouTube has done something, I don't know, in their algorithm, for lack of a better word, that is falsely and obviously inaccurately flagging as inauthentic content or AI generated content, content that is real content of real people, some of whom I know.
The umbrella guy or that umbrella guy had his channel, he was one of the earlier ones.
And it's clear that there's something of a tick, hiccup, glitch, whatever, in their crawler's algorithm.
That go around making sure accounts are not posting inauthentic content for whatever it is, and they've been flagging, demonetizing a ton of accounts of real people, authentic content, and I won't say destroying lives, it's, you know, melodramatic and maybe hyperbolic, causing some severe frustration, especially for people who built a business on their YouTube content.
And you imagine overnight that a company that has the switches that are apparently not automated by any human hashtag irony can just.
By glitch, by hiccup, by deliberate targeting, demonetize an account and shut out a business that might have been a decade plus in the making.
It happened, if you all recall, Eric Hunley, America's Untold Stories, was doing a live stream on crypto.
And apparently, crypto was one of the verboten words.
What's the name that you can't say?
It's from Lord of the Rings, the name that shall, whatever.
Apparently, crypto is one of the things you couldn't talk about on YouTube because they called it scammy.
The conspiracy theorists say that YouTube doesn't want you talking about anything that can make you ungovernable.
And midstream, Hunley is doing a stream with a guy who has some sort of crypto app.
His stream gets shut down and his channel gets nuked.
And his channel gets nuked where he can't even access his Google account to file an appeal for this.
And I remember how distraught he was.
And I said, Don't worry about it, it will get taken care of in due course.
But it's something that can cause a great degree of distress in a normal human's life.
And Chris Pavlovsky, Who is the greatest CEO?
And I don't say this because I'm with Rumble.
I'm with Rumble because it's true.
The greatest, most responsive, most hands on, bestest CEO ever is responding to this and responding the way a good company would respond to the unforced error of a company that has gotten not too big to fail, almost too big to continue succeeding as is.
Chris put out, said, Apparently, YouTube is using AI to demonetize and suspend accounts.
The irony is that they're using AI to do it, accusing the accounts of being AI.
Set that aside.
Rumble will do the complete opposite.
We are building in a new process.
Sorry, that is, we are building in a new process where an actual human will reach out when there is a ban or demonetization issue.
Authentic human support is a priority.
And thank you, Chris.
I mean, the wonderful thing is, you know, a good CEO tries to avoid making mistakes, and a great CEO capitalizes off the unforced errors of their competitors, although some people, YouTube is the biggest video platform on earth.
It's gotten too big to continue the way it's going.
Way back in the day, I had on Neil Oliver, who is the British journalist.
I love him.
Amazingly insightful.
Everybody should know who he is.
If you don't, go look him up, Neil Oliver.
And we were talking about things getting too big to fail.
And he's got a beautiful, thick Scottish accent.
He's like, Viva.
I can't do it.
But things don't get too big to fail, they get too big to carry on.
At some point in time, even a black hole.
Gets too big to continue existing in its current format.
YouTube is at that point if it hasn't been there for a long time.
Facebook is at that point if it hasn't been there for a long time.
I've been locked out of my Facebook account.
I don't give a sweet bug or all since I moved to America because the two factor authentication keeps going to my old cell number and I can't get back in.
I don't care.
It's a toxic hellhole.
It's almost as bad as threads.
But these companies have gotten too big not to fail, but too big to continue succeeding and too big to be a reliable source of income or at least a source to build a business on.
And I want to go see what sort of hate I'm going to get in the comments.
I say this and I'm not biased.
I'm objective people.
Best CEO ever, which translates into the best company ever.
Not biased, just objective.
Let me see here.
I love reading the hate.
I mean, for political, maybe, but all the good do it yourself and hobby stuff is on YouTube.
Well, so that's an interesting, I saw that criticism also the other day.
And it's not even a criticism, it's just a matter of fact that you're dealing with a platform, YouTube, which has been around for twice as long and was.
The playground where people uploaded, call it evergreen content.
It's true.
The other day, when I had to figure out how to get my Bronco window to stop bouncing back down when it reached the top, yeah, you go there, you Google, and then the first video that it links to is on YouTube.
Jeff Clark Legal Fallout00:09:42
Why?
Because they're sort of exploiting their monopoly.
Google, the largest search engine on earth, referring to videos on YouTube, the largest video hosting platform on earth, which it happens to own.
Incidentally, some interesting litigation still going on between Rumble and Google, where you have some exploitation and abuse of that monopoly power by.
Inaccurately and improperly referencing to videos on YouTube, even if they appear on Rumble by not allowing those videos to appear in the search engine.
That's true, though.
It is true that the evergreen stuff that's been up there for 20 years, like the shmoyoho stuff up there for 14 years, that's where you go.
It will take time and it will take a shift in the paradigm, but I think it's going to happen.
So I wanted to open with that just to say, well done, Chris.
It's an unforced error that is being committed by a machine that doesn't even, you know, AI is not as intelligent as people think it is.
And some also might be arguing that this bug is actually a feature and not a bug.
F Google and YouTube says Noel 2024.
All right.
What do I want to start with today?
We're going to start with the raid on a Virginia lawmaker's house and its hypocrisy that it results in.
I got to.
Where was it?
Here we go.
This is it.
I don't know who the woman is now, but I'm going to find out right now.
Or at least I didn't know who this person was until earlier today.
Peeps, this is the news coming out of.
Virginia.
FBI raids office of Democrat state lawmaker in Virginia who led redistricting efforts.
The maps championed by state Senator L. Louise Lucas gives Democrats the advantage in four congressional seats.
Let's see what the investigation's about.
Let's see what the raid has to do with.
This is from Politico.
The FBI searched the office of Democrat Virginia state senator L. Louise Lucas on Wednesday morning, according to multiple media reports and news footage in front of her Portsmouth office.
The FBI confirmed it was executing.
It was, quote, executing a court authorized federal search warrant in Portsmouth, but did not explicitly state a target of its probe or what it was investigating.
The investigation is ongoing, and there is no threat to the public safety.
Thank you very much.
Well, no greater threat, at least, than, you know, Democrat governance, but which is itself an existential threat to humanity, as far as I'm concerned.
The Associated Press and Fox News, citing anonymous individuals, both confirmed federal agents carried out the raid, and Fox aired footage of federal agents at the office of the lawmaker who is the Senate's president pro tem, holding the office in the interim.
Lucas.
Lucas's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
The Portsmouth police said that it was unaware of any FBI investigation.
Lucas, 82.
Hmm.
He looks very, very good for an 82 year old.
I mean, at 82, just being alive is looking good, but she actually looks quite healthy for 82.
Lucas, 82, has long been an outspoken figure in state politics and gained national attention in recent months for helping lead the effort to redraw the state's congressional maps, which could help Democrats gain four additional seats in the coming midterm elections.
She routinely took shots of President Donald Trump and statewide Republicans with bombastic posts on social media and throughout.
Media throughout the process.
Quote, you all started it and we fucking finished it, end quote.
She wrote on X in February in response to Texas Senator Ted Cruz, who called out the Virginia maps as a Democratic gerrymander in April.
Virginia Democrats won a statewide referendum to enact and redraw the new thing by more than 100,000 votes.
That was subsequently put on hold and reversed by a court which declared that it violated even the question that was asked to the populace in that referendum violated.
State rules in terms of redistricting and was therefore null abidnissi or null and void and reversed it.
We'll see what the investigation is about.
No idea.
And to the extent it's not an abusive investigation, to the extent it's not some form of manufactured lawfare.
All right.
The outrage coming from the propagandists.
And I want to zoom quickly to the original post.
We're going to go down here.
Mika Erfan, if you don't know who he is, I don't know who he is.
I just know that his stupidity comes up on my Twitter feed more often than I like.
I engage with it, which is probably why it keeps coming up on my Twitter feed.
Mika Erfan, 1 billion plus views.
Nice.
Political communicator and consultant.
UVA, I think that's University of Virginia, Law 28.
Watch my daily show.
Well, I guess you're going to watch the daily show if what you want is unbridled stupidity.
Mika Irfan writes, the FBI tipped off Fox News for a politically motivated raid on a high profile Democrat.
The rule of law is gone.
Now, I read stuff like this and I seriously have to ask myself is it parody and I'm missing the point?
Or are people really this stupid?
Optuous would be the way to describe it.
And I'm thoroughly convinced that people are a little bit of both.
This is column A and column B stuff.
This man is probably.
I mean, I hope for his own integrity that he's stupid, because if he's not stupid, then he's dishonest.
And it is better to be stupid than dishonest.
Feigning outrage, like, okay, if this were going to be a parody, like The Onion, a Democrat lawyer feigns outrage about the tipping off of the media for the arrest of a prominent Democrat lawmaker.
If you wanted to have that as an onion headline, it wouldn't be The Onion because The Onion's not funny anymore, the Babylon Bee, you would laugh at it and you're like, ha ha, that's stupid.
This guy's serious.
And I had to, you know, just state the obvious.
Are you really this stupid?
CNN had front row tickets to Roger Stone's pre Dawn raid.
Appreciate that.
And remember that because maybe Mirka, he's, you know, if he's graduating in 2028, he might have been born in 2010.
So maybe he doesn't remember what happened in 2016.
Could he possibly be that young?
He'd be 18.
Maybe he's not stupid.
Maybe he's just ill informed.
He wasn't born yet or he was still sucking at his mama's breastfeeding while this was going down.
CNN had front row tickets to Roger Stone's pre Dawn raid.
New York Times was tipped off about James O'Keefe's raid.
They were right there.
News outlets were tipped off for Jeff Clark.
Remember what Jeff Clark was arrested for?
Providing legal services.
They tipped off Jeff Clark's arrest, grabbed pics of him handcuffed in his underwear.
I remember because I had Jeff on the channel.
And he's like, you know, they wanted their public humiliation.
Those mum MFers go raid Jeff's Clark house for a crime of giving legal advice in the context of, I think it was the Georgia bullcrap.
They get tipped off, they show up to his house.
The cops, the FBI, whoever it was at the time, in full weaponization, don't just tip off the media, which is so outrageous.
It's the end of the rule of law.
They haul this guy out in his underwear.
And I remember when I was interviewing him, he's like, I was asking if I could just get pants on.
But no, they wanted a compromising, humiliating photo of me, and they got it.
News outlets were tipped off for Jeff Clark's arrest and grabbed pics of him cuffed in his underwear.
And I could go on.
If this is the threshold for lawlessness, you MFers are the ones who breached it.
Idiot.
Now, that is not to say that I tolerate or would promote equal lawfare on ideological adversaries just because I don't like them.
There has to be something of an application of a rule of law.
And I do my best to navigate that despite my political preferences or political disgust.
But for these absolute treacherous scumbags to come out and say, now the rule of law is broken because they tipped off the raid of a lawmaker.
I mean, what they're basically telling you is they were lawless when they were doing the exact same thing in your face repeatedly and without any legal basis.
James O'Keefe never faced any charges for the pre Dawn raid.
Roger Stone, oh, they got a conviction out of him.
He had to get a pardon.
And Jeff Clark, they dropped those charges against all the lawyers involved in Georgia.
They're telling you what they're doing when they do it, and then they feign faux outrage when they claim somebody else is potentially doing it to their political prizes.
So, Mika, if you weren't aware of that, go look it up because congratulations, you just made the exact opposite point you thought you were making, but that is par for the course when Democrats tend to open their mouths.
And that's that.
Oh, now before we get into other consequences of Democrat policy, such as what do they call it?
Revolving door, cashless bail.
We're going to get into a story that it just blows the mind because there's a practical purpose for certain types of law enforcement.
Unless you're living in a state of anarcho tyranny, which is where criminals are given all of the benefits of the doubt and law abiding citizens are subjected to the full force of the law.
And that is what you're living under in Democrat states Dexter Taylor, New York, Tina Peters, Colorado.
And that's what you're living under in Canada, where protesters get locked up for extended periods of time, solitary confinement, and actual cop killers or accused cop shooters get bail.
Actual people who drive their vans into people causing severe bodily harm get bail.
But you organize a protest, no bail for you.
E-Bike Assault and Bail Disparities00:09:55
But for the time being, let's just go see what's going on in our vivabarnslaw.locals.com community.
The best.
Community on earth.
Rick Cortez says Christopher Way was head of the FBI for both Roger Stone and Jeff Clark.
Daniel Everts says, Are you cleaning up your act, David?
Is a haircut next?
No.
First of all, my act is whistle clean, but I'm not cutting my hair.
Bill Brown is, Oh, there you go.
This is what I've missed.
See, my problem is also I could never let it get that long because I would just pull the hairs and never fear hyphen is here.
All right.
Says baby face.
All right.
That's what's going on in our viva barnslaw.locals.com community.
Let's see what's going on in our humble community.
The bestest community on earth.
Oh, we got raided by Jacob Castro.
Has raided the stream.
Hold on, you don't see that yet because I haven't brought it up on screen.
This is a good feature for us.
We can see who rated the stream.
Jacob Castro, thank you very much.
Good sir.
Go to the chat.
Let's just see what we got going on here.
15 minutes behind.
Okay, quality leaking center.
All right, we got some stuff going on here.
All right, let's bring it out.
Did you see the video of a woman who drove up on the sidewalk to try to run over a child driving an e bike?
I saw the video and I was inclined to ignore it and not engage in what sometimes feels like two minutes of rage.
Just like, ah, this is terrible.
Some things are so objectively terrible, you don't need to say, oh my gosh, this is terrible.
The incident itself is terrible.
And not for nothing.
I've got a kid who rides an e bike.
Now, I tell them, you got to ride that bike in a way that makes people around you not feel unsafe.
So it's not a question of just driving safely.
You've got to drive in a way that does not make people around you unsafe.
There's a terrible story, we'll probably talk about it on Sunday, that occurred in, I want to say, California, where a kid was doing a wheelie on an e bike, struck an 80s or an elderly person who fell and died.
And now the mother is being charged with manslaughter.
So you can understand people's frustration sometimes at these kids who are doing wheelies on e bikes.
I personally find it amazing that they can do wheelies.
But this kid, watch what happens here, gets chased down on a sidewalk by a vehicle.
Who is apparently trying to run over?
So, a driver in Spokane, Washington is now accused of trying to run over a kid on a bike.
We want to warn you the video you're about to see is pretty disturbing, but you can actually see the woman driving on the sidewalk after the child.
The neighbor who shot the video telling ABC News that the driver had been honking and screaming before the boy even showed up.
The witness says that neighbors sprang into action, pulling the boy to safety and then called 911.
Fortunately, he wasn't hurt.
The sheriff's office did say that the driver is now being charged with assault.
Trespassing, and yes, DUI.
So, assault, trespassing, I guess, because she's driving on someone else's property, and DUI.
Now, by the way, what's truly amazing, and it's the pragmatic part of my brain, but some people might call it something else.
This woman is so stupid, she's going to cause damage to her own vehicle right there.
Bam.
Like now you're going to have to go get your tires rebalanced.
You've probably damaged your car, but it's a Ford, looks like a Ford Taurus.
And they're blocking out her license plate because, God forbid, You would identify or allow for identification a woman who just tried to run over a kid for riding an e bike.
Let me see what the e bike looks like.
He might have the Tutio Soleil, if I'm not mistaken.
Got the orange shocks up in the front.
So the woman drives on the sidewalk, tries to take him out.
And they look at this is amazing that you got neighbors coming out.
That's what you kind of like to see.
And then she speeds off.
DUI, assault, trespass.
Okay.
What do you think her bail conditions were?
After being arrested, charged, and released.
What do you think they were?
Because if you're going with a big fat bagel, a big fat goose egg, you might be right.
You will not believe what happens here.
I mean, you will believe it.
What was it, Oregon?
Here, let's have a look here.
Woman drives down sidewalk, chases youth riding dirt bike.
Spokane, Washington.
A Washington woman is accused of driving down.
She's accused.
Okay.
It's not like we saw the video, but it might not be her.
A woman is accused of driving down the sidewalk in pursuit of a youth riding a dirt bike and later trying to enter the home of a separate victim, authorities said.
According to the news release, Spokane County Sheriff's Office, Wendy A. Clemente, 56.
Now, I highlighted the name, as you can see here, not for doxing purposes.
I wanted to know what the woman looked like because I want to know if I see this woman in my neighborhood to take my kids off the sidewalk.
I couldn't find any information to confirm physical identity, which in and of itself is kind of a problem.
People don't go out there doxing the wrong person, identifying the wrong person, and sticking an internet mob on the wrong person.
Don't do it.
I just wanted to know if there's a mugshot, if there's a picture, if we can know who the woman who is drunk, assaulting kids and trying to run them over with their car, if we can know what she looks like so I can cross the street if I see her.
She was charged with attempted assault in the first degree, DUI, that looked like actual assault, not attempted, whatever.
DUI and criminal trespass in the first degree.
The sheriff's office released a video, May 4, showing a woman later identified as Clemente, chasing the child in the town of Chaney.
Chaney.
Deputies said at approximately 6 05, Clemente was 6 05 p.m.
Who's drunk at 6 05 p.m.?
Huh.
Cat lady and wine ladies are drunk at 6 05 a.m.
Bada bing, bada boom.
I'll show myself.
I'll be treated to be your waitresses.
Clemente was driving a silver Ford Focus, chased the youth on the sidewalk before re entering the road and leaving the area.
Deputies say the vehicle narrowly missed a fire hydrant and bushes, as it would have been great if it hit the fire hydrant.
That would have at least messed up her car good.
And then she's going to have to pay a little bit of civil restitution to fix the fire hydrant.
Bumped on the sidewalk, yada, yada, yada.
The sheriff's office said that Clemente stopped to yell something out her vehicle's window.
When the youth looked back and appeared to respond, the chase began.
When deputies responded to the area, they were notified of a burglary.
According to the sheriff's office, the person was Clemente, yada, yada, yada.
She was arrested and, after being advised of her rights, allegedly told deputies that she had taken her dog for a ride when she was looking for other dogs to socialize with.
Clemente then said she noticed the victim's dog in a fenced yard and stopped.
She denied attempting to enter the residence, the sheriff said.
She told deputies she did not recall the incident involving the youth on a dirt bike.
So, maybe in fairness to her, she was in a state of automatism.
She was, you know, she was involuntary intoxication leading to automatism.
That's one hell of a defense if you can pull it off.
Anybody who doesn't understand what that is, involuntary intoxication means you got intoxicated, but either unwittingly or someone else did it to you because voluntary intoxication, also known as DUI, is not a defense.
If you can demonstrably prove that you were drinking Coca Cola out of an old can and didn't know that it had alcohol eyes because it was that old, or that someone spiked or poisoned your drink and you were inebriated or intoxicated against your will or without your knowledge, try to raise the defense.
And then you have to go into automatism where you were so out of your gourd, you were like a robot.
Acting without the ability to stop yourself, thus not being criminally responsible.
Try it.
She saw the deputies, she did not recall the incident.
Okay, deputies determined that Clemente was impaired and she allegedly admitted to drinking alcohol despite earlier denials.
During her arrest, Clemente allegedly resisted and attempted to kick a deputy.
Why isn't she being charged for that?
She was ultimately restrained and booked in Spokane County.
Look at this, people.
During her first court appearance on April 29, Clemente was released on her own recognizance and was not required to post bail, the sheriff's office said.
And there you have the punchline.
Not required to post bail, released on her own recognizance, tried to run over a kid, drunk driving, assaulted a police officer, the criminal trespass.
Don't know what that's about.
Maybe she's trying to look at somebody's dog.
You know, anybody who saw my rescue video of the ducks and the baby ducks down our street, that wouldn't be criminal trespass because everybody in the neighborhood knows me.
But released without bail.
After all of that, you think she's going to learn a lesson?
No.
You think the community's going to be safer?
Hell no.
I don't even know what the woman looks like to know that if that woman moved into my neighborhood, I would keep her away from my kids.
To be continued, we'll see what happens with it.
But the moral of the story, I'm not sure what the moral of the story is.
Good fences make good neighbors and make sure you know what your kids are doing.
Also, tell your kids not to mouth off because it might trigger drunk cat ladies who are looking for dogs to socialize with and criminally trespassing while doing it.
Bottom line, after all of that, release without bail because it's a revolving door.
No bail, no nothing.
Anarcho tyranny in these Democrat hellholes.
That's that.
Now we're going to get into the good stuff, people.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on one second.
Let me just see what's going on over in locals periodically after each segment or each.
Not the segment is such a verbose word.
After each story.
I got to find that story of the California woman who's charged with manslaughter.
I think it's California manslaughter, son e bike kills.
Old man.
Yeah, here we go.
This is it.
I might do a car vlog on that while my kids are doing something.
But yeah, 81 year old dies in e motorbike, mom charged with manslaughter.
I remember the statement said, like, she gave her, by giving her kid an e bike, she gave her kid a deadly weapon.
Manslaughter Charges Explained00:15:28
King of Biltong is in the house.
Let's see this.
Oh, I had a bad night of bowling last night, people.
It was my worst night ever.
And I blame two things.
And it's not even blame, it's just a matter of fact.
I barely, I don't even know if I averaged 150.
For my three games, I got one turkey in the last three shots of the third game.
All that to say, it's probably because I didn't have my Biltong before going and I was weak and lacking energy.
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Viva dropped the note.
So I'll tell you, it was an actual, I mean, I have a legit excuse, but it's not any better.
My bowling shoes had become totally unglued on the right foot, which is one I slide on.
And so I couldn't even walk properly.
But then I tried the alley ball, the, you know, the, what are the alley shoes?
And they had a rubber heel that was sticking.
So there was that.
I had a stomachache, a little stressed.
And then the worse it goes, the worse it gets.
And like, I, you couldn't, I couldn't just take the breath.
It's like, now I will not suck.
So I spent the entire night sucking.
Very, very disappointing.
No, someone's going to clip that.
That's going to be funny.
Um, all right, people.
Let us get to the next story of the day.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I was going to make a dirty segue into it.
This is just the palate cleanser.
We'll call it the sorbet in between topics.
There's boobs.
Hold on.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I forgot to tell you that.
You're going to see boobies, people, okay?
Let me see.
You can't really make much out, but this story is going viral.
I have a very minor observation on this.
Where is it here?
Let's see this here.
Let's play this.
Booby alert, people.
I don't know what happens on.
I don't know if this is going to run afoul of any rules on Rumble.
I've never actually showed uncensored boobies on YouTube, but it's for climate change.
It's for a good cause.
The post says.
Anyone also tuning in right now and seeing what appears to be a naked woman hanging from.
I don't know what that thing is called within the bell.
Upside down in the bell.
Right Angle News Network says a video is going viral showing Austrian activist and artist, they have to put it in quotes, Florentina Holzinger swinging back and forth inside a bronze bell, acting as a human clapper at an installation in Venice, Italy, in response to what she calls the impending climate apocalypse.
You give credit for creativity.
This is 10 on 10 for creativity.
Look, it's good acting.
Let's just set aside how stupid all of this is.
The impending climate apocalypse that is now 25 years in the making.
She's a fine looking woman.
She looks fit, nice muscular arms.
So you can tell she keeps in shape.
So good for her.
And this is her way of protesting or raising awareness for the climate crisis that I don't believe exists, the climate apocalypse that most certainly does not exist.
And my observation was these people are not activists.
They are just exhibitionists looking for an excuse.
Hey, what's a good excuse to show my boobs?
Free speech.
What's a good excuse to show my boobs?
Climate crisis.
Now, people are not complaining about this one because she does not seem to be hard to look at.
It's another bad pun in there.
I'm just closing this up.
People are not objecting to this one because it's not one of the purple haired freaks that are, where they always say, Why do they always look like this?
It's just a fine looking young woman in good shape looking for an excuse to show her boobies.
Now, my observation in this is that, A, It's always just an excuse to show your boobs.
It's not activism, it's exhibitionism, and they just need an excuse to show their boobs.
All right.
The other thing is somebody said comedically, you know, okay, she's not hard to look at.
This I'll take, this I'll put up with.
And I was like, first of all, appreciate also, did you guys ever notice in movies?
And my father is the one who initially made this observation to me, and it stuck with me for since, I don't know, 30 some odd years ago.
In movies, when there's a topless scene and the women are always holding up their hair like this.
And there's a reason why they're doing that.
I say this without judgment.
I'm not superficial like that.
The reason why typically women do this when they're topless in the movies, paint me like one of your women, whatever that guy's name, Jack.
It's so that their arms pull up the boobs so that it looks more firm and it looks rounder and firmer.
Hanging upside down does the exact same thing.
The bottom line in all of it this is exhibitionism, not activism.
And there is some form of degeneracy of people who are looking for an excuse to get naked in public.
It is unacceptable when they do not look like her.
But this woman who might be very proud of the way she looks and just needs a good gosh darn excuse to show off her fit body for a good cause.
The climate apocalypse is her cause.
And now you know people, and knowing is half the battle.
But pay attention every time you see, like, not every time, but usually in movies, when the woman goes topless, the elbows go above the shoulders.
And there is a scientific, physiological reason for that.
And that's all I have to say about that.
All right, the other news.
The news that is breaking today is that Kash Patel, allegedly the FBI, is investigating or probing the journalists or the circumstances surrounding the alleged leaking.
I don't know how it could be alleged leaking of classified information that is denied by Kash Patel, and that's the object of a quarter of a billion dollar lawsuit against The Atlantic.
But the allegedly FBI, according to sources, is investigating.
The alleged leak.
Now, it is always, it's always, sources are always something of a problem.
You can take them with a grain of salt.
You know, for the five questions that I have about this, if the answer is it's a bunk story and it was misinformation, that'll answer the five questions.
You know, the reason why it's not because things come from garbage propaganda media that you can then say they're totally false, they're coming from anonymous sources, two sources.
It's being reported by MS Now, which is world class.
Garbage cup propaganda, and it might be entirely false.
In which case, if it is, that's it.
That's the answer to the question.
It's consistent with some behavior with the FBI, as we're seeing now, where they did, in fact, you know, they've done this with another journalist, the one who allegedly leaked some information, classified information.
They've now, you know, the FBI has raided L. Lucas Louise, whatever her name was.
So the reason why this is sort of not far fetched or why it doesn't seem implausible or disinformation on its face is it sort of fits a pattern, a broader pattern of this FBI, which some people say is a righteous pattern of going after people inside the administration that are either leaking classified intel.
In this case, it wouldn't be the case, or lying for the purposes of besmirching and defaming members of this administration.
So, with that big parenthesis, we can now read from MS Now FBI probing leaks to journalists who wrote an explosive article on Kash Patel, sources say.
The infamous sources MS Now has learned that agents are investigating the Atlantic reporter who wrote a detailed story of Patel's alleged heavy drinking and erratic behavior.
Now, I have said from the beginning.
A, I think the $250 million amount that Kash Patel is suing for is laughably insane, even if there has been any form of defamation in this article, which requires falsity with actual malice.
In Canada, you sue for a quarter of a billion dollars, you'll get tossed out of the courtroom or sanctioned for asking for obscene, outrageous, legally untenable, unjustifiable sums of money.
But it's America.
And in as much as America is a litigious society, it's not always for the worse.
I think sometimes a litigious society forces people to.
Weigh their words and make sure they don't have broken stairs at the entrance of their home.
FBI launched a criminal investigation focusing on an Atlantic magazine journalist who wrote a deeply unflattering.
It's amazing.
It's like deeply unflattering if it's true, wildly defamatory, allegedly, if it's not true.
Last month, yada, yada, yada, about Director Patel's work habits.
Two people familiar with the matter told MS Now.
The sources said the so called insider threat investigation is highly unusual.
Because it does not stem from a disclosure of classified information and because it is focused on leaks to a reporter.
The agents involved are part of an insider threats unit based in Huntsville, Alabama, the sources said.
Typically, I mean, now they're going to go investigate this one for leaking the existence of an actual investigation or lying about the leaking of an investigation.
Typically, leak investigations look into government officials who may have disclosed state secrets or classified documents.
Journalists who receive and publish such information have typically only been involved as potential witnesses.
The journalists.
Sarah Fitzpatrick went around and did a, I want to say not a press junket, but she went around and said, I stand by my journalism.
The Atlantic stands by my journalism and doesn't retract, doesn't correct, doesn't take back anything.
And then the question is going to be, what else does she have to substantiate?
It was something like two dozen FBI agents who allegedly gave her information, told her stuff.
We'll see.
Sarah Fitzpatrick cited two dozen anonymous sources in a detailed story reporting that Patel's alcohol consumption and erratic behavior had caused deep concern among FBI officials.
Patel was known to drink to the point of intoxication, she reported, adding that occasionally his security detail had trouble waking him in the morning.
Yeah, apparently the article we covered at the time, but alleged that they had to use SWAT team barricade stuff to break down a door because cash was not responsive.
As far as I'm concerned, if it's false, you go on with your life.
And if it's true, or at least if it's mildly, potentially interpretively true, that there's going to be some people who said, Yeah, I saw him intoxicated and he slept in the next morning.
You also don't sue.
I don't think anything good comes out of the lawsuit.
And as of now, nothing good has come out of the lawsuit.
But set that aside.
Apparently, according to sources, there's now an investigation into the leak.
An investigation could be used by FBI agents to obtain her phone records, run her name and information through FBI databases, and examine her social media context.
It was not known what investigative steps agents have taken in the case.
There's deep concern about this approach among some of the FBI agents assigned to the matter, said the sources, who were granted anonymity in order to speak freely about a sensitive matter.
They know they are not supposed to do this, one source said.
But if they don't go forward, they could lose their jobs.
You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
FBI spokesperson Ben Williamson denied the investigation to MS Now, saying, This is completely false.
No such investigation like this exists.
And the reporter you mention is not being investigated at all.
Man, there are so many angles.
If you operate on the basis there are deep state assets, agents, TDS, whatever, still within the FBI that want to call it frame, humiliate, take down Kash Patel.
Man, who's to say they don't open their own investigation?
Or do something to create the semblance of an investigation to now make, at some point in the future, Ben Williamson look like he might have made a false statement in his denial.
They deny it.
There are sources within who say something along those lines is happening, whether it's a formal criminal investigation or an off the record.
What was the term that they used?
Off the record type investigation.
One thing is for certain, and something I've been saying since the beginning there are elements within the FBI that want to humiliate, take down Kash Patel.
And whether or not they were lying about what they disclosed in the Atlantic article, or whether or not they were documenting for the purposes of then going to the media to take down Kash Patel, they should have been purged from the FBI, or at the very least, I'm told you can't just fire them because then they'll spend years litigating.
They should have been reassigned to, I don't want to say Alaska because I think it's actually kind of beautiful, although high crime and other issues, Guam.
They should have been reassigned.
As was proposed by Kyle Serafin, FBI whistleblower, former FBI, as a solution that would have been an actual solution instead of firing them, which could be drawn out in court.
Quote, Every time there's a publication of false claims by anonymous sources that gets called out, the media plays the victim via investigations that do not exist, he added.
In a statement to MS Now, the Atlantic's editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, said, We will have further comment when we learn more.
If true, this would be an outrageous, illegal, and dangerous attack on the free press and the First Amendment.
We will defend Sarah and all of our reporters who are subjected.
Who are subjected to government harassment simply for pursuing the truth.
The Justice Department has had a very high bar to subpoena reporters or seek to obtain their phone records in criminal investigations, historically, has sought to get such testimonial records only when there's a leak of classified information, and investigators have already exhausted all of the means, yada, yada, yada.
Let me go into a history of this.
During Joe Biden's presidency, Attorney General Merrick Garland, a criminal, an absolute, in my humble view, political criminal, went further to protect journalist sources.
Can you imagine?
He went, Merrick Garland went further to protect journalist sources while locking up Steve Bannon, Peter Navarro, and others.
His actions came in the wake of 2021 discovery that the Justice Department in the first Trump presidency had secretly obtained records of journalists at the Washington Post, CNN, New York Times when probing who had disclosed government secrets related to the investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election.
Can you read this sentence out loud and to yourself?
This is amazing.
His actions came, this is Trump, came in the wake of 2020.
Oh, sorry, this is Biden.
Protecting journalists because the Justice Department in the first Trump presidency had secretly obtained records of journalists at the Washington Post, CNN, and the New York Times when probing who had disclosed government secrets related to the investigation of Russian interference in 2016.
That never happened.
And other national security matters.
In 2021, Garland issued a directive that prohibited federal prosecutors from seizing journalists' phone records.
Oh, except when they did it to James O'Keefe, when they were engaged in normal news gathering other than extraordinary circumstances.
So he issued that alleged decree, whatever the hell you want to call it, directive.
And then they went and they raided James O'Keefe, seized his phone, and tried to go after his sources.
Leakers vs Journalists Debate00:02:10
And we can skip the rest of this crap.
Trump's Attorney General, Pam Bondi, repealed the Garland policy in April 2025 within three months of taking office and dramatically lowered the standards for prosecutors in seeking such records.
Bondi's revisions, however, recognized that demanding reporters' testimony and records through subpoena and search warrants was a technique.
To be deployed as a last resort.
It is unclear whether the FBI has already exhausted other methods to find leakers, such as interviewing a pool of government employees with access to the kind of information published in the Atlantic Magazine article.
So, bottom line, you have Ben Williamson denying it.
You have MS now based on sources saying it's going on.
The question is going to be to what extent, in what capacity, is it a formal criminal investigation or is it an attempt to find the leakers?
What you are invariably going to have here on both sides is on the one hand, Someone's going to say, I don't trust anonymous sources.
MS Now is garbage.
And then it's simultaneously, they will say, but also, I support the administration doing everything you can to go after these criminal leakers.
And so you're going to have the, it's not happening, but if it is happening, it's justified type phenomenon because that's the way things go.
We got to go after these leakers.
They've got to be punished, but they're not doing it now.
MS Now is garbage propaganda, which it is.
It's been denied.
But if it's happening, it's time to finally get serious on these leakers that are seeking to undermine the Trump presidency, undermine his key officials, demonize them.
And try to cause damage to their ability to fulfill their functions.
We'll see.
I would, given what's been going on already with the administration, I say this with neither approval nor admonishment, I wouldn't be surprised if it is in fact accurate.
We do know that they're trying to find who's leaking crap.
In the Pentagon, it was an issue.
They were going after them.
The only question is going to be under these circumstances is it a formal internal criminal investigation?
In which case, would Ben Williamson come out and say something that is categorically false?
Or is it something more of an informal internal investigation, in which case Ben Williamson can come out and say there is no formal investigation, while simultaneously trying to weed out leakers who are trying to undermine Kash Patel and his ability to be director of the FBI?
Pentagon Leak Allegations00:02:38
My bottom line takeaway from all of it is it would have been better off not to sue.
There's nothing to be gained from suing on those allegations, especially if there is the slightest shred of evidence to substantiate the claims, even if you disagree with the extent of it.
You know, growing up, My father always said, You've never seen me drunk.
And now I'm not sure that I ever have seen my father drunk, but I have seen him happy at times where I would say, as an adult, that might have been the joyful exuberance of tipsiness, but certainly never seen my dad drunk to the point of passing out or not being able to be woken up in the morning.
But nothing good, I don't think, is going to come of that quarter of a billion dollar lawsuit against The Atlantic.
And we will see if there's any truth to the allegations in this article from MS Now.
What do we got going on over in Rumble?
Because I did see.
Oh, we see an.
Oh, what's this?
This is Das.
Sean47.
I know who you are.
I know who you are, Sean.
King of Builtong.
Okay.
Viva, please play one of your uploads, the YouTube video.
Hold on.
Viva, please, please play on one of your uploads, the YouTube video.
They would love the attention for the Canadian Amelia version.
It is called You Were Never Meant to Freeze.
Okay.
I don't know what that means.
I'm going to see what this looks like.
Give me a second.
I'm going to keep this up for a bit.
Sean487 says, by the way, leave the closed caption on if you play You Were Never Meant to Freeze.
Where you belong.
It is bilingual and closed caption gives the French version in English.
Okay, dude, I'm going to first of all thank you very much for the rumble rants and I'm going to go see what we can find in a few seconds here.
And now let's go over to our vivabarnslaw.locals.com community and see what we have going on there.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
And we go a tip question up in the top here $8.60.
What is the meaning of that?
$8.60.
I see an 86 in there, which I'm not going to.
Tip questions.
Tipped.
Worst night of bowling is better than a good day working.
I don't know, man.
I can tell you, like, when you feel as though, not even feel, because you are, when you are letting your team down and you're losing a game because you've got one anomaly who's bowling well under his average, I almost would rather have been at work.
But to the extent I was tweeting at the same time, I guess I was also partially at work.
But thank you, Rick Cortez, for that.
Okay, let's see what's going on here.
There was more in the backdrop that I want to bring up.
Secret Service Hallway Incident00:04:37
So that's the Secret Service.
Woman drives down sidewalk.
What else?
Hold on a second.
Police secret.
Oh, yeah.
Probably could have done this one after the upside down naked woman banging against the bells.
This is what I was doing when I was bowling.
I said, I'm tweeting while bowling, so it's kind of work.
I'm doing research.
There was a story yesterday of a Secret Service person.
Who was arrested for masturbating in a hotel hallway while on duty?
I believe it was while on duty.
And I tell you what, what makes these jokes right themselves?
His name is Spillman.
And now, going back to, you know, automatism, involuntary intoxication, or intoxications to the point of automatism, I read a story like this, and there's no, you know, there's no empathizing with perverts, and there's no but to that.
Part of me says there's no realm of the universe where a normal person who's not having something of a psychotic break or other behaves like that.
That's just my operating principle.
Maybe it's a mistake for me to think everybody operates logically when they decide to pervertedly break the law.
I say a normal person in their right mind doesn't ever do something like this.
And then the only question is is the person not in their right mind out of criminal culpability or to some absolute psychotic episode that otherwise explains what would.
Be inexplicable behavior.
This is from people.
And based on the photo of the mugshot, it looks like the man might have been having something of an episode.
Secret Service officer accused of masturbating naked in Miami hotel hallway after following guest to her room.
The 33 year old was off duty after a Trump related security assignment when deputies say he exposed himself outside a woman's room.
Now, I say that most normal people wouldn't do things like this.
But then, if you look into what some of these FBI agents have done in the past, and if you go to the Gretchen Whitmer fed napping plot, and you can find out that some of those agents in that case were subsequently involved in, I want to say, alleged spousal abuse, swinging parties, which gave rise to the spousal abuse, because I don't know who thinks it's a good idea to watch their wife do something with somebody else and not harbor resentment.
So it's not because someone's an FBI agent or an SS agent.
Employee that they are going to be not criminals and not criminal.
His name is John Andrew Spillman.
33 year old Secret Service was arrested after deputies say he was found naked and masturbating in a hotel hallway.
A guest told police he followed her from the lobby before she saw him outside her room.
The Secret Service says he was off duty and has been placed on administrative leave.
Member of the United States Secret Service, Uniformed Division, was arrested around midnight Monday, charged with indecent exposure, according to an arrest affidavit from the Miami Dade's Sheriff's Office.
The alleged incident took place late Sunday night at the Doubletree by Hilton, Miami.
This is not the type of advertising Doubletree wants, but they're nice hotels.
I stated one once.
Where deputies said they found Spillman naked and masturbating at the end of the hallway on the sixth floor.
There has to be intoxication to the point of involuntary, not knowing where you are.
There has to be severe, severe intoxication.
Women staying at the hotel told investigators Spillman followed her and other guests from the lobby to their floor, prompting them to quickly retreat to their rooms because.
She was in fear for their lives, according to the affidavit.
She later saw him outside the room, document states.
Hotel security also told deputies they observed Spillman engaging in some behavior, in the same behavior, on the floor before law enforcement arrived, according to the affidavit.
He was taken into custody just after midnight without incident.
Spillman, who was from Marble Falls, Texas, is based in Washington, D.C., and joined the Secret Service in 2019.
Like, maybe someone dosed his coffee with acid because, you know, like they used to do that back in the days of MKUltra to mess around with their colleagues.
Maybe someone dosed him with something.
He had been in South Florida as part of an external screening security detail tied to President Donald Trump's visit to Trump National Doral for the 2026 PGA Cadillac Championship.
Officials said his assignment had concluded Sunday and that he was off duty at the time of his alleged conduct.
Secret Service confirmed Spillman's arrest and said he has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the criminal case and an internal investigation.
Support Channel Financial Independence00:05:11
The alleged conduct is unacceptable.
Yeah, you don't need to state that.
We know that.
He was booked.
Online inmate records for the Miami Dade correction system were unavailable due to maintenance, yada, yada, yada.
Spillman does not appear to have any.
An attorney listed in court records as of Tuesday, and the county public's defender's office declined to comment.
A hearing is scheduled for May 27th.
That will not be a hearing that I will have any interest in following because that's not my niche.
My niche is not a masturbation law on the interns, if anybody is interested in the story.
So there's that.
In things you didn't think you needed to know today that now you know, and whether or not you needed to, too late, can't take it back.
That information is in your brain forever.
And now let's see what's going on over on Rumble before we decide to raid whomever we're going to raid.
Let's see who's going on over here.
We'll go to vivabarnslaw.locals.com for a bit.
Chris Cuomo was on with Redacted.
I've got to duck out a little early because my kids got a baseball game.
Playoffs, baby.
Sudden death.
And I'll do a car vlog while I'm out there, but I'll see what story I want to do this with.
Spillman.
This is made up.
It ain't made up, but I saw it.
Kids today.
Yep, he's spilling.
Okay, forget it.
Let's go to vivabarnslaw.locals.com and see what we got going on here.
Boom.
Get that comment off there.
Not that I don't want to see it.
And we got Rustank says, What a downer.
Viva had another bad day at the bowling alley.
First, Viva has tried to blame it on bursitis.
Then he tried to blame it on not having an energy drink.
Next, he blames the bowling alley for not oiling the lanes.
Now he's blaming his shoes.
Enough already.
What's next?
Is he going to blame the demo rats?
Viva, take ownership.
You have to look in the mirror and repeat.
I, Viva, bowled poorly all by myself.
Well, what do you say?
First of all, dude, I've been averaging like 200 for the last three weeks.
Um, I also looked at me and said, Viva, yeah, I bowled like crap yesterday.
I am a man who takes ownership of his bowling crap.
And yesterday was crap.
And by the way, reminiscent of Vince Shlomi, Schlap.
What is this?
Oh, so we're going to get.
Okay, we're going to save the video for the after party.
Let's.
Everyone, get your butts over to locals if you haven't already done it.
We're going to go.
Viva, can you sue some grift tart?
Viva, can you sue some grift tarts?
I don't even know what that is supposed to mean, even in context.
I bowl better, says Mandlici when drunk or tipsy.
All right, so what we're going to do right now, so come to locals, or if you're enjoying Rumble Premium, that's where we're going to be right now.
We're going to go raid redacted, which is up there.
Seems to have Chris Cuomo on, so you'll enjoy that.
Some of you won't.
Too bad.
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Hold on.
Invalid URL rate.
Well, it's meant to be.
Hold on.
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Let me refresh this here just for one second.
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I shouldn't have done that because then I'm going to.
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I think the dogs are playing with each other now.
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So now, what we're going to go do is we're going to go raid redacted.
Then we're going to have our after party, and I'm going to play that thing link.
So hold on a second.
I go forward slash raid.
What the heck is going on?
Forward slash raid.
Boom.
There you go.
Confirm raid.
Go for it.
Godspeed, everyone.
Thank you for being here.
If you're not coming to the after party, now we're going to go to the after party.
I'm going to play that video.
I'm going to take some questions.
And I think I've got something in the backdrop that we're going to talk about.
Fairly certain I do.
Otherwise, if you're not coming along, it is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Tomorrow!
My goodness, I almost forgot to do it.
Viva and Lord Buckley, go to the movies, people.
It is on Lord Buckley on Rumble.
Hell or high water, we're making it live stream tomorrow.