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March 7, 2024 - Viva & Barnes

02:45:38

Senile Old Man to Deliver State of the Union Address! Viva Frei Live Commentary!

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	There were two ethics complaints slated to be heard resulting from her allegedly false testimony and alleged improper relationship with Nathan Wade.
	This is coming out of Atlanta News First, which is the live stream that I was actually streaming from during the hearing of this.
	They are reporting a Fulton County Board of Ethics discussion concerning two complaints against the county's district attorney, Fannie Willis, was canceled on Thursday.
	The complaints were on the agenda when the special meeting was scheduled for March 7 at 10:00 AM, but as of Thursday morning, they had been removed before the meeting Hold on, hold on a second.
	If you watch the entire thing...
	If you watch the entire vlog...
	Here is the intro video because I might be trying to fill a half an hour before we go live.
	Well, if you watch the entire thing now, then you don't have to watch it on Rumble or Twitter or YouTube.
	I wanted to show you one thing in all of this.
	It was the moment...
	I'm not going to play the original edit on YouTube because it's a bunch of copyright trolls on this godforsaken commie tube of a platform.
	I'll play you one part and...
	And then I'm going to explain what happened.
	And I was watching Robert Gouveia watching The Watchers as he was about to stream this, and I could literally see the moment his heart broke when he got the news from Atlantic News versus whoever was reporting the news that the hearing was actually cancelled because these two complaints were removed from the docket for the reasons given which seemed to check out.
	And Doug Reardon...
	Wow!
	Look at this!
	Okay, my friends, it might be cancelled!
	Look at this!
	Doug Reardon...
	Says the Fulton County Board of Ethics was set to hear two citizen complaints against Fannie Willis today at 10 a.m.
	When we showed up, here, Doug Reardon is there.
	He is a reporter from ATL News First.
	And he says, when we showed up, we were told the complaints were abruptly removed from the agenda!
	I don't know what code of ethics applies to district attorneys or how.
	Hold on, pause here.
	I played, and I swear to you, I'm going to take this out now.
	I played a dog.
	Can someone let the dog in the office?
	I played eight seconds of that song.
	I played eight seconds of that song, Image and Heap, Hide and Seek.
	And it got copy claimed on YouTube.
	You know why?
	Because it's a load of crap on that website.
	We're there now, but it's a load of crap.
	So I had to re-edit the YouTube version with one nanosecond of the song.
	I was hesitating about including the gunshot leading into the Dear Sister.
	Mmm, what you say?
	Because I didn't want anyone thinking that's like a veiled thread on anything.
	No, no, no.
	Rockstar Murray, I swear to you.
	The version you have on Twitter got copyclaimed on YouTube.
	And I'm like, okay, well, dude, I'm not muting the freaking song.
	Cartels run the music industry.
	Damn right.
	I'm not muting the entire song.
	My lighting looks very different tonight.
	Biden falls.
	Dude, don't get ahead.
	Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
	A lot of people are saying, I'm not going to watch the State of the Union address.
	I mean, it's going to be like my grandmother, you know, taking my grandmother out to Snowden Delicatessen, where she's going to say, don't let me do anything crazy, David, like over and over again.
	And then I said, you will watch the State of the Union address.
	If I'm livestream commentating.
	So here's the serious thing.
	Before we even get started with anything, people, let the cringe begin.
	I've got a list of videos.
	We're going to go through some fun stuff.
	Does the lighting look weird?
	Because I changed one thing, and it's a very big thing that I changed.
	We can go like this.
	Okay, we're just going to get clear on this.
	Okay, screen grab.
	Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna shut the mic for one second.
	You'll still be able to hear me as I go over here and Remember what you saw before and do we prefer that to this?
	This remember it shiny forehead glistening nose everything's in clear lighting this in general not just for tonight this Or, coming back to the After Dark, Viva After Dark, Romance Light, or this.
	This feels like we put Vaseline on the camera.
	I don't see the bags under my eyes quite as much.
	I sort of feel like...
	What's her face?
	Jane Fonda?
	Okay, let me just see what it...
	This one, After Dark.
	Okay, it's pretty unanimous, actually.
	Okay, done.
	I might have to do this during the day.
	See, you can see the light of the floodlights reflecting off my former license plate.
	Vlog.
	The vlog.
	Now, I'm doing this with my hands for a good reason.
	People, we're gonna have fun tonight!
	My wife's gotta put the kids to bed.
	Although, we'll see how long this frickin' so-too goes.
	So-too!
	SOTU.
	Everything's a freaking acronym these days.
	SOTU.
	State of the Union.
	Oh, so good.
	You got SOTU, SCOTUS, MOJAG, FOJAG, BLUJAG.
	The question is going to be this.
	Brit Cormier.
	Well, you know what?
	Actually, this would be the...
	Brit?
	Done.
	It actually kind of looked better.
	Look younger.
	Look more determined.
	That's my blue steel look.
	What was I just about to say?
	Oh, the hands.
	I've got jokes to get into.
	Then I've got other stuff.
	I got another neighborhood watch warning on our ring camera.
	Another displaced dog.
	It's outrageous.
	Oh, there's so many things to go over.
	People, we're going to get to the jokes in a second.
	This is not a joke.
	This is...
	I hope you printed yours up, people.
	This is the...
	What did I call it?
	State of the Union Connect 4. We're going to be playing tonight.
	Back up a little bit here.
	We're going to get into some props under overs.
	How long is so-to address going to last?
	How long is Biden going to speak for?
	My prediction is it's got to be under 30 minutes.
	And I don't know if that's obvious or unreasonable.
	That's how crazy it is.
	Is under 30 minutes obvious and unreasonable?
	What's been the shortest State of the Union address, actually?
	Google.
	Shortest State of the Union address ever.
	Abraham Lincoln.
	Excuse me.
	Former President's LBJ.
	Let's just see.
	We're going to get into an early topic before we get started.
	Because we're live stream commentating this.
	Nobody wants to watch this.
	This is like the Oscars.
	I would live stream commentate the Oscars, but I'll get copy claims and be like maybe arrested for doing that.
	See which U.S. presidents delivered the longest and the shortest.
	So-too addresses.
	Former Presidents LBJ and Ronald Reagan gave two of the shortest so-too addresses, each that lasted just over 40 minutes.
	Oh my goodness, people.
	What are the odds tonight that we're going to see the shortest State of the Union address ever?
	Voluntarily or involuntarily?
	Like, oops, I cracked my pants might actually be an excuse to leave after 30 minutes.
	Not me.
	Maybe me.
	So, let's just go with longest.
	The 10 longest.
	Bill Clinton spoke for an hour and a half.
	Donald Trump spoke for an hour and 20 minutes.
	Bill Clinton and that...
	Oh, these are all State of the Union.
	Okay, fine.
	Joe Biden.
	Joe Biden.
	He spoke for an hour and 13 minutes last year.
	What month are we in?
	I don't remember that.
	Oh, if they include the standing ovations, this is bullshit.
	I'll start now.
	This is all bullcrap.
	This has to exclude the duration of the standing ovation.
	So I would go by the longest State of the Union address in terms of words.
	That's what we have to look up.
	So longest in terms of words.
	The first State of the Union message was given by George Washington in 1790.
	It was also the shortest message.
	830 words.
	So why didn't that one come up as the shortest?
	The longest State of the Union?
	Harry Truman.
	25,000 words long.
	At 350 words a page.
	350.
	3,500.
	That's 100 pages almost.
	That's like 75 pages of reading.
	That's wild.
	Okay.
	Then let's see.
	Okay, so that's interesting.
	So now you can see how the bullcrap works into it.
	Because they can carry...
	Sleepy Joe Biden through this by just standing, ovating their way through the silence and the hemming and the hawing.
	Okay, so, yeah, this is bullcrap.
	Now I don't know how to evaluate this.
	This might not be the shortest State of the Union address ever, but I'm going to predict it's going to be the fewest on words unless...
	Let me just go back to...
	Who was the first?
	833 words?
	George Washington?
	It'll be longer than George Washington's.
	So we're not going to see the record shortest in terms of words.
	We might see the record shortest in terms of duration.
	Unless Nancy Pelosi gets up there and claps for a filibuster clap.
	It's going to be wild.
	It's going to be wild and it's going to be fun.
	Before we get into the over-unders...
	I hope everyone should have printed this up already.
	You have to go get your homework if you haven't.
	Before we get into the over-unders...
	In and out, that's what Shoe Tine is all about.
	Rumble is not working.
	Here's what I'm going to predict.
	Refresh Ben Cooley, although I should have done this.
	Rumble is working.
	How dare you say something that's not true on the internet?
	I'm going to refresh here.
	I should have told everybody what's going on.
	We're going to do this cross-platform, not on Twitter.
	I got nothing against Twitter.
	Hold on a second.
	Rumble isn't.
	Okay, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Is Rumble actually not working?
	Okay, Rumble's not working, but that's not because my stream's not working.
	It's because the website seems to be down, which is not any better.
	Let me go to Locals for a second.
	So, for those of you who are new to the channel, you met me through Fanny Willis' Big Fanny.
	My live streams, we start on YouTube, Rumble, and vivabarneslaw.locals.com, typically.
	And then we end on YouTube and we go over to Rumble and then we go over to Locals afterwards for the after party.
	For these live stream type trial things, my goodness, Rumble might be overloaded for the evening.
	For these live streams, I think it's value added for the Rumble crowd that we stay on both YouTube and Rumble and then all that I do periodically is say, hey guys, Rumble is working.
	Okay, good.
	It's actually not working for me, but that's only because of the other page that I have.
	It's not working.
	I say, hey guys, come over to Rumble.
	Link to Rumble.
	And then you can come over there.
	And then I say, hey guys, let me go to vivabarneslaw.locals.com.
	I hear me.
	There we go.
	And then I say, hey guys, come on over to vivabarneslaw.locals.com and consider becoming a supporting member.
	There you go.
	Okay, good.
	Boom.
	Rumble is not working.
	So it seems to be working now.
	Although the webpage is freezing, but on one server of mine, but on the other one, it's still server.
	On one webpage, on one URL.
	Mine is working.
	Rumble is working for me.
	Everybody says on Rumble.
	Okay, good.
	VivaBarnesLaw.locals.com.
	Are we good here, peeps?
	And I think we're good here because we got people and I can also just press play and I'm going to see my face.
	Yes, we are.
	Good.
	Dude.
	I'm having problems on both online, and I'm wondering if the internet is being overloaded at my house with dirty kids watching dirty TikTok.
	Let me see here.
	Okay.
	Not for me, says Zafod.
	It's working.
	Good, good, good.
	Okay.
	It is actually freezing on my computer or spinning the circle of death.
	All right.
	Either way, we're good until proof to the contrary.
	Everybody, look at these things here.
	We've got these super chats.
	We've got rumble rants.
	And I'm going to get to all of them.
	We're going live at 9 o 'clock with SOTU, the State of the Union address.
	It's going to be a monumental, as we say, fecal show.
	It's going to be a fecal show.
	Now, let me just see something here.
	Okay.
	And I'll find a good website to stream it off of before we go there.
	But we're gonna be live on all three platforms tonight for the entirety of the night'cause I don't think it's gonna last too long.
	Viva Frey, I think we need to have polls on how many times Biden whispers and how many times he shouts, LOL and how many new words he creates.
	Don Bronk Baca.
	That's what I forgot to put on here.
	Unintelligible words.
	Okay, we'll get there in a bit.
	For the time being, let me just...
	I had some stuff on the back burner that I wanted to entertain everybody with as we came in here.
	This is what I wanted to play.
	It might get copyclaimed on YouTube because, you know, F them.
	This is Donald Trump from...
	He's 34 years old, so this is 40 years ago.
	This is before I was born.
	I just put that together, give or take.
	Look at this guy.
	There's no idea.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Look at this man.
	For some people, the ultimate goal in life has been becoming the president of the United States.
	Would you like to be the president of the United States?
	I really don't believe I would, but I would like to see somebody.
	I'm just going to let this play with a little commentary.
	That's right.
	Not frightened.
	It's the old Greek philosopher philosophy.
	Don't get involved in politics and you end up being governed by your inferiors.
	And the other thing is, yeah, it's such a disgusting, dirty industry that it scares the good people out of it.
	And Trump, I guess he thought he was either he's gotten too old to Be the victim of that politics.
	I don't even think he, eight years ago, could have foreseen what would be happening now.
	Sure as sugar, he couldn't have seen it 40 years ago.
	It's a shame, isn't it?
	It is a shame.
	The most capable people are not necessarily running for political office.
	Not necessarily.
	They're necessarily not running.
	They had major corporations and they had this and that, but they are not running for political office.
	Plus ça change, plus c 'est la même chose.
	The more things change, the more things stay the same.
	This is 40 years ago.
	This is truer now than it was then, but maybe it was just as true then.
	Why wouldn't someone like yourself run for political office?
	You have all the money that you possibly need.
	Have all the money you need.
	You've accomplished a great deal, even though you are only 34. I know there's a lot of things that you possibly can do in the years ahead.
	Possibly.
	We know what he did in the years ahead.
	Why don't you dedicate yourself to public zones?
	Dramatic zones.
	I think it's a very mean life.
	It is.
	I would love and I would dedicate my life to this country, but I see it as being a mean life.
	And I also see it as somebody with strong views and somebody with the kind of views that are maybe a little bit unpopular, which may be right, but may be unpopular, wouldn't necessarily have a chance of getting elected against somebody with no great brain but a big smile.
	I was going to put in a picture.
	No great brain but a big smile and put in Joe Biden.
	But I know just as well, just as easily any jackass can show a picture of Trump smiling and say the exact same thing.
	Bottom line, one is played out in reality.
	And that's a sad commentary for the political process.
	Television in a strange way has ruined that process, hasn't it?
	It's hurt the process very much.
	I mean, the Abraham Lincolns of the world.
	Abraham Lincoln would probably not be electable today because of television.
	He was not a handsome man and he did not smile.
	It's wild.
	The audio is probably very, very, probably unduly low on that, but wild.
	Let me just see if anybody heard that.
	Born with a golden spoon, but worked his ass off to make it a platinum spoon.
	Yeah, and then got involved in politics and has a bunch of corrupt, filthy commies trying to take his platinum spoon away from him.
	They didn't earn it.
	He might have been born with a leg up in terms of having had a wealthy father, but he sure as hell made something of himself in his life.
	He built something.
	He didn't just tear stuff down.
	And you got filthy, corrupt commies.
	Corrupt.
	Filthy, corrupt commie judges.
	Corrupt commie district attorneys.
	Corrupt commie attorney generals.
	Trying to take away other people.
	I can't turn the volume up, by the way.
	For the love of God.
	No, no, I couldn't.
	That was the audio.
	That's what we call transposing VHS onto...
	Onto the digital world.
	Sorry, I couldn't get any louder than that.
	Biden thall tonight.
	Odds 3 to 1. Biden shats himself tonight.
	Odds 10 to 1. We're going to turn this into a...
	A Reketa type.
	Put your odds in there, people.
	See what happens.
	New sub without a clever comment.
	Just saying thanks for a great coverage of the Fulton County scandal.
	Jory, thank you.
	Welcome to the channel.
	It's been a week.
	And that scandal's not over.
	It's just that's getting started.
	Tony Blanton, I hope you didn't mean to put a comment in there.
	Andrew Lloyd, how many doses of adrenaline?
	And God knows what...
	You capitalized that G. What else is being pumped into him right now?
	There's a lot of jokes about that today.
	And they're not unreasonable jokes.
	We're going to see.
	He's going to go...
	By the way, that was a scary...
	That's going to be Biden at some point tonight.
	Did I put my teeth?
	No, they're good.
	That's going to be Biden at some point tonight.
	guaranteed.
	Wild mood swings.
	Cam Marshall, when a political party put forward a leader with obvious signs of Alzheimer's dementia, it shows their complete lack of reason and depth Absolutely.
	And as much as Fetterman has gotten better and healed, when they were running him, they were running a man who had suffered a brain injury.
	Party over country.
	That's what it is.
	Elder abuse, mentally unwell abuse, schizophrenic abuse, everything that they're doing with children, with the trans, put it in quotes issue, is abuse of people with mental issues.
	They love it.
	It's easy to politicize these people because they're becoming easy victims.
	Willing victims.
	Victims that then give them the credit for having victimized them after they've been victimized.
	Play an ice cream truck song and a phone and he will leave.
	That'll be funny.
	Iron Wolf Timber.
	This so-to will be a glorious catastrophe.
	Anyway...
	You're probably right.
	How many whispers does he have?
	What if Speaker Johnson tears up his speech after?
	Well, Speaker Johnson will go to jail for treason.
	Guaranteed.
	If anyone tears up the so-to speech, they'll get them for destroying official government property.
	When Nancy Pelosi does it...
	Rumble is working.
	I just sent you a rant.
	Now I have to give the money to the YouTube Masters.
	Brick Cormier, thank you very much.
	Oh my goodness, the center square should be blithering gibberish.
	Yeah, that's right.
	The standing ovation, this is the big waste right here because everybody knows that's going to happen.
	So your most obvious row of victory is going to be this.
	The real question is, are they all going to be filled up?
	Why?
	Because if they all get filled up, that means he farts.
	I'll be listening, people.
	Can't wait to get this thing started.
	It's going to be amazing.
	Stream from C-SPAN on YouTube.
	Looking forward to your takes.
	So hold on one second.
	I was going to...
	Oh!
	Hold on a second.
	Do we put...
	I'll bring it up and I'll just...
	Okay, so I hear some noise.
	Let me just...
	I was going to stream from this one.
	Associated Press.
	Looks pretty good.
	We'll just leave this rubbish up in the back while we go through...
	Some of this.
	Stream from C-SPAN.
	Okay, we got this.
	Biden will be a rich cocktail of super black ops mental clarifiers and stimulants this evening.
	Mark it.
	He won't make another appearance for a week.
	That's a good point.
	I see what you're getting at there.
	And then we got God will strike him down.
	Maybe lightning seven to one.
	I don't make those types of bets because I try not to go to hell in life, but something.
	I'm going to bring this up.
	I'm just going to go to Rumble.
	We'll get the Rumble rants before we get going here.
	Viva, you missed one of my rants earlier.
	I have my own songs on Rumble, too.
	You could have played one of them like my song Wake, which is my favorite.
	Well, hold on.
	Let me just do that, Lord of the Re.
	I'm going to screen grab that.
	Thanks, Viva.
	Britt Cormier says it will be over 30 minutes.
	It will be way over 30 minutes just because of all the standing ovations from the Dems.
	He will speak for less than 20 minutes.
	It's on.
	It's on.
	It's coming.
	It's on.
	It's happening.
	It's happening.
	Is the audio good or is it too low?
	Is the audio okay?
	Stop doing that.
	I'm going to locals.
	Is the audio differential?
	Okay, is the audio differential open?
	Too low.
	Let me see if I can find a louder one.
	Hold on.
	C...
	C-span, so true.
	I don't think it's any better, but let's see.
	The whole freaking system's out of order.
	The gentleman from Oklahoma, Mr. Cole.
	This is C-SPAN.
	This is as good as this is going to get people.
	I'll lower my volume.
	Gentleman from Kentucky, Mr. Rogers.
	Gentleman from New York, Mr. Jeffries.
	Hold on.
	The gentleman from Massachusetts, Ms. Clark.
	The gentleman from California, Mr. Aguilar.
	Oh, that's misgendering as a criminal offense in Canada.
	The gentleman from California, Mr. Lou.
	The gentleman from Washington, Mr. DelVene.
	Okay, mic check one, two.
	How is it?
	The gentleman from Illinois, Ms. Underwood.
	The gentleman from Texas, Ms. Escobar.
	The gentleman from Massachusetts, Ms. Trahan.
	The gentleman from Michigan, Mr. Kildee.
	C-SPAN audio is better.
	If I talk like this, is it good?
	Good, good, says Emerson.
	The president of the Senate at the direction of that body appoints the following senators as members of the committee on the part of the Senate to escort the president of the United States into the House chamber.
	The senator from New York, Mr. Schumer.
	Chuck Schumer.
	The senator from Illinois, Mr. Durbin.
	The senator from Washington, Mrs. Murray.
	We're drinking vodka, people.
	The senator from Michigan, Ms. Stabenow.
	The senator from Minnesota, Ms. Klobuchar.
	Klobuchar.
	The senator from Virginia, Mr. Warner.
	Warner.
	The senator from Wisconsin, Ms. Baldwin.
	Baldwin.
	The senator from Kentucky, Mr. McConnell.
	The Senator from South Dakota, Mr. Thune.
	Okay, so while we do this, I'll lower my audio so you can jack up your volumes because I can't get a better audio than this.
	The Senator from West Virginia, Mrs. Capito.
	Settings, audio.
	And the Senator from Iowa, Ms. Ernst.
	Okay, 85. Here we go.
	So now you can adjust your volumes.
	The members of the escort committee will exit the chamber through the lobby doors.
	Okay.
	How is that, people?
	Now the audio is.
	It went mute.
	This is good.
	Zog.
	I know what that means.
	Zionist organization or something?
	Kamala Harris, nasal Harris.
	So that's not Benny Johnson.
	That's Senator Johnson, right?
	I know Benny Johnson.
	That's not what he looks like.
	Fifteen-second broadcast delay.
	Okay, let's see what we got.
	Let's see what we got here.
	That's the guy that we just saw almost assault somebody.
	Manchin.
	That's Manchin.
	That's Mitch Mc...
	No, that's Romney.
	Oh, yeah.
	That looks like the guy from TraxNYC.
	Okay, let's see who's in the crowd.
	Do you think they're going to have any Nazis in the crowd?
	Because I've gotten very used to Canadian parliamentary stuff.
	Do they give a standing ovation to a Nazi?
	That's my question.
	Just, you know, asking as a Canadian.
	Romney sucks.
	Audio is good.
	Bring in the Emperor.
	The Dean of the Diplomatic Corps.
	Okay.
	I don't want to make fun of anything that's not allowed to be made fun of, so I'm going to be very respectful now.
	Thank you.
	Has anyone had any intercourse in this stadium that they've recorded and posted to Instagram?
	I'd also like to know that answer to that question.
	Any Nazis and any video pornography that has been recorded in this stadium?
	This is our best of our brightest.
	Oh my God.
	Okay.
	Does this count as running time of Joe Biden's speech?
	Let's get ready to mumble, says GhostFacedKiller over on Rumble.
	I've seen one of your videos on Dibble on Facebook with your daughter fish swallowing her arm, says Ognexy.
	Yeah, that was funny.
	And own best enemy.
	Ah!
	So too should just be inlays, outlays on any updates on wars, not campaign speeches they have become.
	Okay, so...
	What's that girl doing there?
	What did she just do?
	She was dancing.
	Oh, that has to be AOC's crowd.
	That's AOC's corner, right?
	That's why they're all dressed like AOC.
	Why are they dressed like that?
	See, now I'm wishing I had commentary from someone who actually knew what the hell was going on.
	Oh, the gavel.
	Hold on.
	You think you'll be on with a gavel?
	And associate justices of the Supreme Court.
	Oh, they're going to clap them now?
	I thought they were going to spend about three weeks shitting on them for their decisions.
	Is anyone going to heckle them?
	This is my gavel.
	I got four of them.
	I won them in university.
	House chamber.
	Cheers and applause.
	U.S. Capitol on the outside.
	Okay.
	This is intense, people.
	A hush falls over the crowd.
	The crowd has remembered Roe v.
	Wade, and they become angry at the Supreme Court Justices.
	Were those...
	Okay, someone's got to tell me why they're all dressed in white, actually.
	It's amazing how they all show deference to them now.
	Now they get respect and reverence, but when they render a decision that they don't like, they get called extremists.
	Hey, where's Elizabeth Warren?
	The woman who called them extremists.
	Son of a...
	Why did I get two of those that came up?
	That's funny.
	Oh, okay.
	Just for the hell of it, I'm bringing up the Jew comments here.
	I don't know why.
	How dare Jesus.
	How dare Jesus.
	Oh, they've got the nice filter going.
	They've got the lights.
	All right, there you go.
	That's Katanji Jackson-Brown.
	That's Robert right there.
	Dick Cheney is on the Supreme Court for some reason.
	I don't know how he got there, but that really does look like Dick Cheney.
	Who is that?
	And they're all like, oh shit, Joe Biden got lost.
	Alright, people, so I will be crossing these off as we go.
	On my list, we've got one road says, "January 6th, diversity is up-ranked, blame, Trump on the border, bipartisan border." Then we've got MAGA extremists, MAGA extremists, quite nationalists, right there.
	Then we've got, let me be clear, make no mistake, blank stare, standing ovation.
	Then we've got parts, causes lasting more than 10 seconds, insurrection, and threats to democracy, in quotes.
	So, I've got my marker.
	I got my scorecard.
	Everybody's getting very nervous because it seems that Joe Biden has gotten lost, much like my grandmother.
	When he told someone, don't let me forget where I'm going, they let him forget where he's going.
	They are wearing white in support of abortion.
	Sorry, I feel like I'm screaming because this is really loud for me.
	Um, let me see something in here.
	Why are they wearing white so tight?
	There was a sea of white as Democrats start to fill the chamber.
	House Democrat Women's Caucus is wearing all white tonight along with fighting for reproductive freedom.
	So you're not lying.
	Pins in support of reproductive rights.
	Other members are wearing blue to show support for the Israeli hostages.
	Oh crap, I hope some of them are going to be wearing green and black in support of Gaza and we're going to have a fight in the State of the Union house.
	He's coming!
	Is he coming?
	Okay.
	Much to everyone's shock and surprise, Joe Biden has found his way.
	Or at least some gentleman carrying it.
	They got more police here than they did on January 6th.
	Lady in red is...
	She's looking at me.
	Oh, geez, she's looking at me.
	This is fun, by the way.
	So who's that?
	Don't know.
	Let's see.
	I'm going to play the...
	How many people can I name?
	Okay, so I already saw Dick Cheney.
	That's fine.
	I got that one right.
	That's Chief Justice Roberts.
	Oh, that's Sotomayor in the front.
	Okay, I think I got that one too.
	Not doing too bad here.
	They fixed the color of...
	Oh, that's Santos!
	Is that Santos?
	I'm not asking this to be mean.
	Is he still allowed to be?
	That's Marco Rubio.
	Baby Marco Rubio.
	I remember that from 2016.
	That's Needlehead Ned from Groundhog Day.
	He's making an appearance again.
	Good for him.
	Okay, so we got...
	Is that Eric Swallow?
	That looks like Swallow, but it's not him, I know.
	Oh, that's Scott.
	That's...
	That's Chiseled Face McGee.
	Yeah, look at that.
	Blue Steel.
	Show it.
	Alright, that's...
	Oh, my God.
	getting all their names down.
	I can't imagine of a place I would rather be less than within these four walls of this place.
	That's Lindsey Graham.
	Thank you.
	Okay, I forgot that.
	I got...
	Hmm.
	Viva Frye.
	I believe former Justices Kenny and Breyer are behind SCOTUS.
	Ballsy of them.
	Collins and Graham.
	Okay, there you go.
	So, one over-under is...
	Does Joe Biden even get there?
	Oh, oh, oh!
	I've got jokes.
	They might not be nice to me, so I'm not going to make them.
	Let me just go down here.
	Sorry, I'm way off here.
	They were waiting for the attendees to kick in.
	Those jokes are not going to get old because they're not going to be proven wrong.
	Wearing white for defending reproductive freedoms and support to Biden to protect access to reproductive care.
	Yeah, okay, we got that.
	The Prairie Chicken says they are dressed in white because of the suffragettes.
	They are going to focus on the evil Republicans wanting to take away women's rights and choose.
	Roe v.
	Wade.
	Ooh, that added.
	Added to the list.
	They're still changing his diaper.
	This is going on for a little bit long.
	Changing his diaper.
	Okay, we got that.
	They are wearing white in support.
	Okay, all right, all right.
	Hush, hush, hush, hush, people.
	Oh, dim the light and worship your new gods, people.
	Government is your new god.
	This used to be a temple of religious study once upon a time, and now it's a temple for government.
	Who is this guy?
	Oh, Squirrel, because you're going to have a telecomter.
	Okay, interesting.
	Hey, you go get him.
	You sure shoved that little environmentalist to the ground properly last time.
	Do we care to see this?
	I'm going to leave this running in the back.
	Give me one second.
	We're not going to see anything.
	I'm just going to go here and get to the chats here.
	Keep notice on the hypocrisy.
	Biden has abated and abetted foreign crime syndicates to invade this nation for his entire administration, only now to blame the Republicans for the invasion.
	I agree.
	The hook 9696 or 6969.
	What about no joke?
	That should be a gimme.
	Absolutely.
	Finboy Slick.
	I'm betting on Poops himself.
	Instant win on the bingo card.
	Absolutely.
	I'll get there when he comes up.
	And we got this.
	Okay.
	Let me bring back in the stream because I hear it.
	This is either going to be the most boring thing ever or something wild is going to happen.
	Here we go.
	Bring it back in.
	Ugh.
	Ugh.
	It's like being in a bar mitzvah without any alcohol or dancing.
	It's like being in a casino without any alcohol or gambling.
	It's like being in a water park without any alcohol or water parks.
	Okay.
	Oh!
	Oh, hey.
	I'd like to ask you one more time to please donate to my campaign.
	You need to shut up and sit down.
	That's the Hawaiian woman there.
	And that's...
	Please come over to one of my three houses afterwards and I can explain to you over a nice...
	He's wearing a mask.
	He's got a mask in his hands, people.
	He's got a mask in his hands.
	Did we see that?
	So I'm not making fun of him for that.
	I'm just shaming him for that.
	Kataji Jackson Brown, I can't believe you actually sided with the MAGA extremist Republicans.
	That says Biden border crisis.
	Here's the woman who doesn't know what a woman is.
	It's amazing.
	They must feel like frauds.
	They must all feel like frauds.
	That's Maxine Waters.
	The woman who said, "Get in their faces and harass them." I don't know who those people are, but I don't think I like them by the way they're sitting.
	That guy in the back's like, "What are we talking about?" This guy's like I should have brought my sunglasses.
	I can't see too good.
	Is that Bill Clinton over there?
	Oh, oh, oh.
	This is taking too long, people.
	I would just like to say, between Rumble YouTube and BeTheBarnesLaw.locals.com, we've got 21 or 22,000 people.
	I don't like her.
	I know her and I don't like her.
	What's her name again?
	This guy's wearing a uniform.
	I'm predisposed to giving him respect.
	I don't know who he is.
	That's a badass skin fade that he's got for a haircut.
	I don't like that guy!
	I don't like that guy at all.
	That's Ralph Nadler.
	I know that I don't like him.
	Oh, God, he's ugly.
	Spiritually.
	Look at that.
	I don't want to be here.
	Okay, so who else?
	This is Mystery Science Theater meets State of the Union.
	Jerry, Jerry Nazer, the penguin.
	I don't like her honor.
	I know her.
	Oh, oh, is that Victoria Nuland wearing Ukrainian colors out of solidarity?
	I guarantee you that's what she was doing.
	Do I rewind it for a second?
	I have to.
	I must.
	But I must.
	No, that's not it.
	It's right here.
	I believe that that was Victoria Nuland wearing Ukrainian colors of her dress.
	Can you imagine?
	There you go.
	Am I wrong?
	Okay, I don't know.
	That might not be Victoria Nuland.
	I don't think that is.
	Someone tell me who that was.
	We're going back to live now.
	Going back to live.
	I shouldn't have done it.
	I'm not doing that again.
	Was that Victoria Nuland?
	So the woman wearing the Ukrainian colors was not Nuland.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Nancy Pelosi.
	Hold on a second.
	It is Victoria.
	Okay.
	No, it...
	Newman went back to under her rock.
	The guy on the left wants to eat her face.
	Like, he's like, ah, I'm gonna eat your face.
	Oh, okay, fine, okay.
	So, hold on.
	Who was it?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, there you go.
	That's Jill, the next president of these United States of America.
	I hope I'm wrong about that.
	That guy doesn't know what he's doing.
	Here you go.
	I've done something.
	I'm special.
	Standing ovation for having accomplished elder abuse.
	Yep.
	No, she doesn't know where she is.
	Who is that?
	Nancy Pelosi reminds me of stepbrothers, Mary Steenberger.
	Oh, okay, fine.
	I'm going to show my big money after this.
	The gavel has...
	The hammer's come down.
	Mr. Speaker, the president's cabinet.
	That woman was out of Rosemary's Baby.
	I'm pretty sure that's Rosemary's Baby having grown up to be an adult.
	That was Yellen.
	Okay, I just saw Yellen right there.
	That douchebag, I forget his name.
	Don't know who that is behind him.
	There's Yellen somewhere in between there.
	Yellen looks like the inconceivable guy from Princess Bride.
	Try them all for a reason.
	I'm just gonna get your smurfs out.
	Stinking glitters.
	of this life.
	This is the most nauseating thing I've seen all day.
	And I've picked up poop three times today.
	Animal farms is quite the way to describe it.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's Peter Buttigieg.
	No masks this year.
	It's amazing.
	Hi, I've done nothing in my entire tenure.
	In fact, I don't even know what I do.
	Give me a standing ovation.
	I feel bad that we're actually increasing viewership on this.
	We're going to have fun all night.
	I don't know who that person is.
	I know that I don't like him, though.
	I like Ted Cruz.
	A lot of men.
	Not very much representation of diversity.
	Pete Buttigieg has no idea how he struck gold in life.
	What's Pete Buttigieg's net worth?
	Pete Buttigieg net worth.
	What do you think he's worth, people?
	What do you think Pete Buttigieg is worth?
	How much is Pete Buttigieg worth?
	That's 2019.
	That's not going to be good.
	2022, Secretary of Transport.
	Oh, he has a modest net worth according to his website.
	Under a million.
	I don't believe it, but whatever.
	Okay.
	Indistinct chat.
	Oh, I thought that was Joe Biden.
	What are they saying to each other?
	That guy!
	I know that--that's Mayorkus?
	Let me see if that's Mayorkus.
	I don't think I'm going to get anybody here.
	Mayorkus?
	That was Mayorkus.
	I don't like him.
	Didn't like his face.
	Didn't like his face before I knew he was Mayorkus.
	Well, everybody, um...
	I have on my bingo card MGT blasting Three Dogs Nights.
	Liar.
	You sit there, you scum of the earth.
	We saved you a seat.
	It's actually the same seat you're going to have in hell.
	So, warm it up, get your butt crack in there.
	Who's that?
	I don't know who that...
	I think I know who that person is.
	I remember now seeing...
	The Wicked.
	Who was the person we just looked at?
	She's so happy to be a First Lady.
	Flip Wilson?
	Flip Wilson.
	That's not Flip Wilson.
	You make me look like an ass.
	Let me get that out of here.
	Serpent reunion.
	It's like snakes coming out of the slumber.
	Attracted by the heat of the sun.
	Okay.
	Now I know I can't pick up any of these comments because, no, those are all wrong answers.
	Well, hello.
	Is anyone going to be with you tonight?
	I was going to make a boob-feeling joke, but that would be inappropriate.
	Where's Joe?
	That's a good question.
	Oh, that's Garland.
	I also do not like that awful man.
	Okay, who are these people?
	I sure hope he doesn't shit himself tonight.
	That would be very embarrassing.
	She reminds me of the mom from Step Brothers, Mary Steenberger.
	But I like Mary Steenberger.
	This has been going on now for a long time.
	Okay, 16 minutes.
	Good.
	Bring in...
	They're going to count this as his State of the Union address.
	Oh, there she is!
	I hate you, Elizabeth.
	You're an awful human being.
	You're a liar and you're a scumbag.
	I don't hate her.
	Am I lying?
	I don't like that.
	Elizabeth Warren called the justices of the Supreme Court that she probably just clapped for extremists.
	Elizabeth Warren lied about her heritage to procure herself a hiring advantage.
	That woman does not want to be here.
	I don't know who that is.
	Oh, you know what?
	I think I know who that is.
	I think that's a parent of a hostage, I think.
	And they don't want to be there.
	Okay, there you go.
	Remind him who he is, people.
	Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States.
	I think that...
	Oh, here we go.
	Oh, someone just touched his face.
	That's gross.
	On the lips.
	Kiss her on the lips, you filthy pervert.
	I have no idea who I am.
	Is this...
	Are you me?
	I'm not you.
	You're you.
	That's me.
	This doesn't count as part of his speech.
	I don't know what you just said.
	Joe, you gotta come to the stage.
	Hey, you're too old.
	Go away.
	Oh, this one looks younger.
	No, you're a boy.
	I'm not sniffing your hair either.
	Everyone is reminding him you are Joe Biden.
	He touched his face a second time, by the way.
	That's interesting.
	He's touched his face now twice, like this.
	I'm going to count it every time.
	Thank you, Omega.
	This is elder abuse.
	That's a blank stare.
	I can mark one down already, but I'll be a little more stringy.
	Find a way to go and Joe.
	Hold on.
	I want to bring this up.
	There is something very disturbing about this entire situation.
	I just want to say there's something very bad about all of us.
	Someone said this is all very bad.
	I can't find the comment, but I agree.
	This is terrible.
	I'm gonna give it to you.
	It's so amazing, so amazing.
	You're too vibrant.
	You're too vibrant of me right here.
	Yeah!
	Get a selfie with the old man who doesn't know where the hell he is.
	This is wild.
	Watch his eyes.
	They are completely black.
	Absolutely I was noticing that.
	I'm not seeing over-dilation or anything.
	Dude has no effing idea where he is.
	You saved democracy.
	This is gross.
	Oh, there's your shithead Chuck Schumer.
	Oh, no, that's Chuck Schumer.
	I hate that man.
	Thank you, Mike.
	Say your name.
	Say your name, Mr. President.
	Say your name, mister.
	I like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
	There, have at me.
	Yes.
	We do have a round table.
	We're out of the way.
	Oh, say her name, not say your name.
	And they're talking about Lake and Riley.
	I didn't appreciate it because that's what Marjorie Taylor Greene was saying.
	I know that I don't like that guy.
	Hey guys, let's get a picture of the courts.
	He said, "Say her name," and that's Lakin Riley, the Georgia 22-year-old nursing student who was murdered by an illegal Venezuelan immigrant.
	And he hasn't said, "Fucking boo" about it.
	Thank you for everything.
	Yeah, thank you for everything.
	You're the best.
	Please don't molest my children.
	My grandchildren.
	My children are too old for you.
	You're gonna be the best.
	The best ever, yeah.
	They're Chuck Schumer behind them.
	Make sure you get more money.
	over Joe Biden's shoulders like watching Mephistopheles whisper in Faust's ear.
	Oh, let's see.
	Joe is so with it, he knows how to use a phone.
	The monkey did.
	It's good for him.
	Joe is so sharp, he just passed a cognitive test for the day.
	He used a cell phone.
	For 40 years!
	For more years, for more years, for more years, the nighttime is the right time.
	His pupils are dialing from Hunter's Pharmacy.
	That woman doesn't want to be there.
	Don't touch me, Joe.
	How are you doing?
	Good to see you.
	God loves you.
	All right, are we going this way?
	Yes, sir.
	Yes, sir.
	By the way, they are going to reference Joe Biden having taken a selfie on a phone as having passed a cognitive test.
	Guaranteed, predicted.
	You saw it here first.
	Would someone who's senile know how to reverse a phone and take a selfie?
	Here's the evidence.
	There's a lot of fuck Joe Bidens in the chat in Rumble.
	In fact, I think there's only fuck Joe Biden in the chat right now.
	Thank you.
	And then Nancy Pelosi wants to get her dibs in there.
	Oh, that was Dan Goldman.
	Is that Dan Goldman?
	I think it is.
	And I hate that guy, too.
	This is like watching a bunch of vultures or hyenas or cockroaches aggravate over scraps.
	Indistinct.
	Get ready for more indistinct chatter.
	I have no idea what the hell's going on!
	This is so fucking sick.
	All right, now we got the F Joe Bidens in the...
	All right, people.
	Let's get it going.
	It's a long time now.
	There, he walked up three sets of stairs.
	He passed his physical for the day.
	Picks up his paper.
	He passed his cognitive test again.
	Huh?
	Physical, cognitive.
	Look at that.
	He knew who the next...
	So sick.
	Tony.
	No, thank you.
	When did it start?
	Did it start already?
	I hate that guy over there too.
	I know that guy.
	Forget his name.
	I can't see too good.
	That wasn't Jill.
	Oh, that meant...
	Good evening.
	Good evening.
	If I were smart, I'd go home now.
	What just happened?
	I didn't touch anything.
	Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, in January of 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation, and he said, "I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union." Hitler was on the march.
	War was raging in Europe.
	President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary time.
	Freedom and democracy were under assault in the world.
	Tonight, I come to this same chamber to address the nation.
	Now, it's we who face unprecedented moment.
	That didn't make sense.
	And yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this is no ordinary moment either.
	Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been underserved.
	As they are today.
	As they are today.
	What makes our moment rare is the freedom of democracy.
	We're under attack both at home and overseas at the very same time.
	Overseas, Putin of Russia is on the march, invading Ukraine.
	And sowing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
	If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not.
	Why is Johnson...
	Sit down, Kamala.
	Wow, that's organic and beautiful.
	Ukraine can stop Putin if we stand with Ukraine and provide the weapons that needs to defend itself.
	I hate that guy.
	That's Hakeem Jeffries.
	I hate him as well.
	That is all.
	That is all Ukraine is asking.
	They're not asking for American soul.
	Oh, thank goodness.
	In fact, there are no American soldiers in war in Ukraine, and I'm determined to keep I'm pretty sure that's factually incorrect.
	Assistance Ukraine is being blocked by those who want to walk away from our world leadership.
	Wasn't long ago when a Republican president named Ronald Reagan thundered, "Mr.
	Gorbachev, tear down this wall." What the hell?
	noises and words coming out of his mouth.
	Now my predecessor.
	A former Republican president tells Putin, "Do whatever the hell you want." That's a quote.
	The former president actually said that bowing down to a Russian leader, I think it's outrageous, it's dangerous, and it's unacceptable.
	Sit the hell down, Kamala.
	You're very good.
	We know you've got to conduct the orchestra.
	Bunch of barking, smooth-brained seals.
	As a founding member of NATO, the military alliance of democratic nations created after World War II to prevent war and keep the peace.
	We are making war and not keeping the peace.
	welcomed Finland to the alliance last year.
	That's a way to make peace.
	And just this morning, Sweden officially joined and their minister is here tonight.
	Can you stand up?
	Oh, he got the right spot.
	By the way, you notice they had to put the minister next to his wife, because otherwise he would never in a million years know who the hell that guy is.
	Stick the minister next to Jill, make sure he knows where Jill is, and then he can salute the minister of Finland.
	Mr. Prime Minister, welcome to NATO, the strongest military alliance the world has ever seen.
	Against whom?
	I say this to Congress, we have to stand up to Putin.
	Send me a bipartisan national security bill.
	History is literally watching.
	Literally watching.
	History is watching.
	If the United States walks away, it will put Ukraine at risk.
	Europe is at risk.
	The free world will be at risk, emboldening others to do what they wish to do us harm.
	My message to President Putin, who I've known for a long time, is simple.
	We will not walk away.
	I hate.
	Kamala Harris more and more, and exponentially so, with every time that she gets up from that chair.
	These are the biggest asses on earth.
	Oh, you're a big man.
	Where am I?
	In the literal sense.
	He said that three times.
	You said that four times.
	Oh, oh, oh!
	Get the list!
	Hold on!
	Insurrection!
	And I believe January 6th, right here.
	We got two.
	We got two.
	They were?
	Shut your mouth, you liar.
	Hold on.
	Extremely.
	Threat to democracy right there.
	But they failed!
	But they failed!
	Threat to democracy.
	This is hilarious.
	They failed!
	Prevailed!
	Yeah, let's be honest.
	The threat to democracy must be defended.
	Let me be clear.
	My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6th.
	Yeah, yeah, the truth.
	I will not do that.
	Let me be clear.
	This is the moment to speak the truth.
	Make no mistake.
	Here's the simple truth.
	Make no mistake.
	You can't love your country only when you win.
	Can someone please kick Kamala Harris behind the legs so that she sits down?
	Like, you know when you do that with kids?
	Hit the decaf and they sit down again.
	Okay, so blank stare.
	Have we gotten a blank stare?
	Ever since being elected to office, I ask all of you without regard to party, join together and defend democracy.
	Remember your oath of office is defending us all threats, foreign and domestic.
	We're getting close to...
	Respect free and fair elections.
	Restore trust in our institutions.
	And make clear political violence has absolutely no place.
	No place in America.
	Zero place.
	Unless it's CHOP, CHAS, Seattle, Portland, Oregon, BLM.
	Then it's got a place.
	It's not hyperbole.
	It's not hyperbole.
	History is watching.
	That's five times.
	Say it again.
	Your children and grandchildren will read about this day and what we do.
	Oh yeah, this is great.
	Seven.
	Joining us to the light is Latoya Beasley, a social worker from Birmingham, Alabama.
	14 months ago, 14 months ago, she and her husband welcomed a baby girl thanks to the miracle of IVF.
	She scheduled treatments to have that second child.
	The Alabama Supreme Court shut down IVF treatments across the state.
	Unleashed by a Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v.
	Wade.
	She was told her dream would have to wait.
	What her family got through should never have happened.
	Unless Congress acts, it could happen again.
	So tonight, let's stand up for families like hers.
	To my friends across the aisle, don't keep this waiting any longer.
	Guarantee the right to ADF.
	Guarantee it nationwide.
	This is not just boring.
	Zelinsky is in the crowd.
	Hold on a second.
	Thank you.
	Like most Americans, I believe Roe Weevade got it right.
	Roe Weevade?
	I thank Vice President Harris for being an incredible leader defending reproductive freedom.
	Oh, she's been defending reproductive freedom her whole life.
	That's how she got to where she is now.
	Bada bing, bada boom.
	This is terrible mind rot, is what this is.
	My predecessor came to office determined to see Roe Weevade overturned.
	He's the reason it was overturned, and he brags about it.
	Look at the chaos that has resulted.
	Joining us tonight is Kate Cox, a wife and mother from Dallas.
	She's become pregnant again and had a fetus of a fatal condition.
	Her doctor told Kate that her own life and her ability to have children in the future were at risk if she didn't act.
	Because Texas law banned her ability to act, Kate and her husband had to leave the state to get what she needed.
	What her family got through should have never happened as well, but it's happening to too many others.
	There are state laws banning the freedom to choose, criminalizing doctors, forcing survivors of rape and incest to leave their states to get the treatment they need.
	Many of you in this chamber and my predecessor are promising to pass a national ban on reproductive freedom.
	My God, what freedom else would you take away?
	Look.
	What freedom else would you take away?
	If the decision overturned Roe v.
	Wade, the Supreme Court majority wrote the following, and with all due respect, justices, women are not without electoral power, excuse me, electoral or political power.
	You're about to realize just how much you worry about that.
	Oh, my goodness.
	what does that count as?
	These are the worst people on earth.
	These are the worst people on earth.
	Those bragging about overturning roving weight have no clue about the power of women, but they found out when reproductive freedom was on the ballot.
	We won in 2022 and 2020, and we'll win again in 2024.
	Oh, cough.
	Fuck.
	They're all saying the same thing.
	Fuck you, Joe.
	If you, if you, the American people, send me a Congress that supports the right to choose, I promise you, I'll restore Roe v.
	Wade as the law of the land again.
	Kamala Harris' legs are going to hurt more than...
	I can't say that.
	Oh my goodness.
	You cannot go back.
	I'm here tonight to show what I believe in the way forward.
	Because I know how far we've come.
	Four years ago, next week, before I came to office, the country was hit by the worst pandemic and the worst economic crisis in the century.
	Remember the fear?
	Record losses.
	Remember the spikes in crime and the murder-raging virus that took more than one million American lives of loved ones, millions left behind?
	A mental health crisis of isolation and loneliness.
	You did that, Joe!
	You did that.
	The most basic presidential duty that he owes to American people, the duty to care.
	I think that's unforgivable.
	I came to office determined to get us through one of the toughest periods in the nation's We have.
	This is satanic.
	It doesn't make news, but news in a thousand cities and towns, the American people are writing the greatest comeback story never told.
	Ears are bleeding.
	My eyes are bleeding.
	Okay.
	Tell it here and now.
	America's comeback is building the future of American possibilities, building an economy from the middle out and the bottom up, not the top down.
	Investing in all America, in all Americans, to make sure everyone has a fair shot.
	We leave no one, no one behind.
	The pandemic no longer controls our lives.
	The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer, turning setback into comeback.
	That's what America does.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	The vaccines that didn't work for COVID are now being used for cancer?
	This man is the worst man on the face of the planet.
	Folks, my inherited economy is on the brink.
	Now our economy is literally the envy of the world.
	15 million new jobs in just three years.
	A record.
	A record.
	What do you say to this?
	This is like an onslaught of verbal diarrhea and lies.
	The record 16 million Americans are starting small businesses, and each one is a literal act of hope.
	Literal act of hope.
	With historic job growth and small business growth for black and Hispanics and Asian Americans, 800,000 new manufacturing jobs in America, and counting.
	Where is it written we can't be the manufacturing capital of the world?
	We are and we will.
	We are.
	More people have health insurance today.
	This is a stream of verbal diarrhea.
	Yeah, because everyone's poor.
	from when you brought it to a year ago.
	The election is dropped from 9% to 3%, the lowest in the world and tending lower.
	The landing is and will be sunk.
	And now, instead of importing foreign products and exporting American jobs, we're exporting American products and creating American jobs.
	Right here in America, where they belong.
	And it takes time, but the American people are beginning to feel it.
	Consumer studies show consumer confidence is soaring.
	Buy America!
	has been the law of the land since the 1930s.
	Past administrations, including my predecessor, including some Democrats as well in the past, failed to buy American.
	Not anymore.
	On my watch, federal projects that you fund, like helping build American roads, bridges and highways, will be made with American products and built by American workers.
	Like, what do you even say to this?
	Where do you start?
	Where do you start in addressing this?
	And thanks to our Chips and Science Act, the United States is investing more in research and development than ever before.
	During the pandemic, a shortage of semiconductors, chips that drove up the price of everything from cell phones to automobiles.
	And by the way, we invented those chips right here in America.
	Well, instead of having to import them...
	It said private companies are now investing billions of dollars to build new chip factories here in America, creating tens of thousands of jobs, many of those jobs paying $100,000 a year and don't require a college degree.
	APPLAUSE In fact, my policies have attracted $650 billion in private sector investment, in clean energy, advanced manufacturing, creating tens of thousands of jobs here in America.
	Thank you.
	That's the third or fourth time he's coughed.
	And thanks to our bipartisan infrastructure law, 46,000 new projects have been announced all across your communities.
	AND BY THE WAY, I NOTICE SOME OF YOU WHO STRONGLY VOTED AGAINST IT ARE THERE CHEERING ON THAT MONEY COMING OUT.
	I LIKE IT.
	I'M WITH YOU.
	I'M WITH YOU.
	IF ANY OF YOU DON'T WANT THAT MONEY, Just let me know.
	Modernizing roads and bridges, ports and airports, public transit systems.
	removing poisonous lead pipes so every child can drink clean water without risk of brain damage.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Rural communities.
	In red states and blue states.
	Record investments in tribal communities.
	Because of my investment in the family farm...
	In what communities?
	In tribal?
	Oh, in tribal...
	Because I invested in the family farm led by my secretary of agriculture and knows more about this than anybody I know.
	We're better able to stay in the family for those farms and their children and grandchildren who want to leave.
	Leave home to make a living.
	It's transformative.
	The great comeback story is Belvedere, Illinois.
	Home to an auto plant for nearly 60 years.
	Before I came to office, the plant was on its way to shutting down.
	Thousands of workers feared for their livelihoods.
	Hope was fading.
	Then I was elected to office and we raised the Belvedere repeatedly with auto companies knowing unions would make all the difference.
	The UAW worked like hell to keep the plant open and get these jobs back, and together we succeeded.
	Instead of auto factories shutting down, auto factories reopening, the new state-of-the-art battery factories being built to power those cars.
	The folks at Belvedere, I say, instead of your town being left behind, your community is moving forward again.
	Because instead of watching auto jobs in the future go overseas, 4,000 union jobs with higher wages are building the future in Belvedere right here in America.
	Thank you.
	Here tonight is UAW President Sean Fain, a great friend and a great labor leader.
	Sean, where are you?
	Probably next to your wife.
	Yeah, of course.
	You, you, you.
	Notice how everybody he has to call out is near his wife.
	And notice how in the beginning he had to know where his wife was.
	And Dawn Sims, a third generation worker, UAW worker at Belvedere.
	Sean, I was proud to be the first president to stand in the picket line.
	And today, Dawn has a good job in her hometown, providing stability for her family, and pride and dignity as well.
	Showing once again, Wall Street didn't build America.
	They're not bad guys.
	They didn't build it though.
	The middle class built the country.
	And unions built the middle class.
	Unions built the middle class.
	Oh my goodness.
	I say to the American people, when America gets knocked down, we get back up.
	Yeah!
	And we spin forward, backwards, left, right, and center.
	Loud shouting.
	That's you, the American people!
	Standing ovation.
	It's because of you America's coming back.
	It's because of you our future is brighter.
	It's because of you that tonight we can proudly say the state of our union is strong and getting stronger.
	Is that it?
	Dude, we might be dealing with the shortest speech ever.
	Tonight.
	I want to talk about the future of possibilities that we can build together.
	A future where the days of trickle-down economics are over and the wealthy and the biggest corporations no longer get to allow the tax breaks.
	And by the way, I understand corporations.
	I come from a state that has more corporations invested than every one of your states in the United States combined.
	And I've represented them for 36 years.
	I'm not an anti-corporation.
	That's a whisper.
	But I grew up.
	In a home where trickle-down economics didn't put much on my dad's kitchen table.
	That's why I determined to turn things around so middle class does well.
	When they do well, the poor are the way up and the wealthy still do very well.
	We all do well.
	And there's more to do to make sure you're feeling the benefits of all we're doing.
	There's more to do to feel the benefit of all we're doing.
	Americans pay more for prescription drugs than anywhere in the world.
	It's wrong, and I'm ending it.
	Go on.
	With the law that I proposed and signed, not one of you Republican buddies voted for it, we finally beat Big Pharma.
	Instead of paying $400 a month or thereabouts for insulin with diabetes, and it only costs $10 to make, they only get paid $35 a month now and still make healthy profit.
	applaudissements
	But what to do next?
	I want to cap the cost of insulin $35 a month for every American in Egypt.
	Everyone.
	For years, people have talked about it, but finally we got it done and gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices on prescription drugs, just like the VA is able to do for veterans.
	That's not just saving seniors money.
	We're saving taxpayers' money.
	We cut the federal deficit by $160 billion.
	Oh my goodness, Bernie put the mask on.
	Why did he put the mask on?
	Oh, stand up, Bernie better sit down, Bernie.
	Because Medicare will no longer have to pay those exorbitant prices to big pharma.
	This year, Medicare is negotiating lower prices for some of the costliest drugs on the market.
	But treat everything from heart disease to arthritis.
	Heart disease?
	It's now time to go further and give Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices for 500 different drugs over the next decade.
	They're making a lot of money, guys.
	And they'll still be extremely profitable.
	It will not only save lives, it will save taxpayers another $200 billion.
	Tell us, please, Howard.
	Starting next year, the same law caps total prescription drug costs for seniors on Medicare at $2,000 a year.
	Even for expensive cancer drugs that cost $10,000, $12,000, $15,000.
	I want a cap prescription drug cost of $2,000 a year for everyone.
	I'm going to get in trouble for saying that, but if you want to get an Air Force woman and fly to Toronto, Berlin, Moscow, I mean, excuse me, well, even Moscow, probably.
	And bring your prescription with you, and I promise you I'll get it for you for 40% of the cost you're paying now.
	Same company, same drug, same place.
	folks folks the affordable care act moscow the old obamacare it's still a very big deal Good, my disciples.
	Yes.
	Excellent.
	Over 100 million of you can no longer be denied health insurance because of pre-existing condition.
	But if my predecessor, many in this chamber want to take their prescription drug away by repealing the Affordable Care Act.
	I'm not going to let that happen.
	Oh, he just did it.
	He just did it.
	Oh, he did his thing.
	He did the thing.
	We'll stop you 50 times before he will stop you again.
	In fact, I'm not only protecting it, I'm expanding it.
	The enacted tax credits of $800 per person per year reduce health care costs for millions of working families.
	That tax credit expires next year.
	I WANT TO MAKE THAT SAVINGS PERMANENT.
	We state the obvious.
	Women are more than half our population.
	But research on women's health has always been underfunded.
	That's why we're launching the first ever White House initiative on women's health research, led by Jill, doing an incredible job as First Lady.
	We'll pass my plan for $12 billion to transfer women's health research and benefit millions of lives all across America.
	I know the cost of housing is so important to you.
	If inflation keeps coming down, mortgage rates will come down as well.
	And the Fed acknowledges that.
	But I'm not waiting.
	I want to provide an annual tax credit that will give Americans $400 a month for the next two years as mortgage rates come down.
	To put toward their mortgage when they buy their first home, or trade up for a little more space?
	Trade up for a little more space.
	Because 400 bucks just to trade up, like the cost of moving, is an odd exorbitant.
	400 bucks a month.
	What does that even mean?
	Is also eliminating title insurance on federally backed mortgages.
	When you refinance your home, you can save $1,000 or more is a consequence.
	For millions of renters, we're cracking down on big landlords who break antitrust laws by price fixing and driving up rents.
	What the hell is he talking about?
	We've cut red tape so builders can get federally financing, which is already helping build a record 1.7 million new housing units nationwide.
	Now pass.
	Now pass and build and renovate 2 million affordable homes and bring those rents down.
	I don't actually understand the damn thing he said all night.
	To remain the strongest economy in the world, we need to have the best education system in the world.
	Another word.
	I feel like I suspect all of you want to give a child, every child, a good start by providing access to preschool for three and four years old.
	You know, I think I pointed out last year-- I like children.
	I want to help children.
	I think I pointed out last year that children coming from broken homes where there's no books, not read to, not spoken to very often.
	I can start school, kindergarten, or first grade, hearing having heard a million fewer words spoken.
	Well, studies show that children who go to preschool are nearly 50% more likely to finish high school, go on to earn a two- and four-year degree, no matter what their background is.
	Are more likely to go on to earn a two-year or four-year degree.
	So we're not getting the white kids?
	A year and a half ago with the leaders of the business roundtable.
	They were mad that I, they were angry, I think, well, they were discussing why I wanted to spend money on education.
	I pointed out to them, as vice president, I met with over, I think it was 182 of those folks.
	Don't hold me the exact number.
	And I asked them what they need most, the CEOs.
	And you've had the same experience on both sides now.
	They say a better educated workforce, right?
	So I looked at them.
	And I say, I come from Delaware.
	DuPont used to be the eighth largest corporation in the world.
	And every new enterprise they bought, they educated the workforce to that enterprise.
	But none of you do that anymore.
	Why are you angry with me providing you the opportunity for the best educated workforce in the world?
	And they all looked at me and said, I think you're right.
	I want to expand high-quality tutoring and summer learning to see that every child learns to read by third grade.
	Thank you.
	Kamala Harris looks like a robot.
	I'm also connecting local businesses and high schools so students get hands-on experience and a path to good paying job whether or not they go to college.
	And I want to make sure the college is more affordable.
	Let's continue increasing the Pell Grants to working in middle-class families and increase record investments in HBCUs and minority-serving institutions, including Hispanic institutions.
	Thank you.
	And I was told I couldn't universally just change the way in which we dealt with student loans.
	I fixed two student loan programs that already existed to reduce the burden of student debt for nearly four million Americans, including nurses, firefighters, and others in public service.
	Is he going to shoot on Stokes again?
	The public educator in Minnesota who's here with us tonight.
	Keaton, where are you?
	Next to Jill.
	Next to Jill.
	Amazing, eh?
	He's educated hundreds of students so they can go to college.
	Everybody he needs to point out is next to Jill.
	get his own daughter to college.
	And folks, look.
	Such relief is good for the economy because folks are now able to buy a home, start a business, start a family.
	While we're at it, I want the public school teachers a raise.
	By the way, the first couple of years, we cut the deficit.
	Now, let me speak to the question of fundamental fairness for all Americans.
	I've been delivering real results in fiscally responsible ways.
	We've already cut the federal deficit over a trillion dollars.
	I signed the bipartisan deal to cut another trillion dollars in the next decade.
	It's my goal to cut the federal deficit another three trillion by making big corporations very wealthy.
	finally beginning to pay their fair share.
	Look, I'm a capitalist.
	You want to make or can make a million or millions of bucks, that's great.
	Just pay your fair share in taxes.
	A fair tax code is how we invest things to make this country great.
	Health care, education, defense, and so much more.
	But here's the deal.
	Here's the deal.
	The last administration enacted a $2 trillion tax cut.
	Overwhelmingly benefit the topping 1%, the very wealthy and the biggest corporation.
	And exploded the federal deficit.
	They added more to the national debt than any presidential term in American history.
	Check the numbers.
	Folks at home, does anybody really think the tax code is fair?
	No!
	Do you really think the wealthy and big corporations need another $2 trillion tax break?
	No!
	I sure don't.
	I'm going to keep fighting like hell to make it fair.
	Under my plan, nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay additional penny in federal taxes.
	Nobody, not one penny.
	And they haven't yet.
	That's all of it.
	In fact, the child tax credit I passed during the pandemic cut taxes for millions of working families and cut child poverty in half.
	Restore that child tax credit.
	No child should go hungry in this country.
	Send more money to Ukraine.
	The way to make the tax code fair is to make big corporations and very wealthy begin to pay their fair share.
	Remember in 2020, 55 of the biggest companies in America made $40 billion and paid zero in federal income tax.
	Zero.
	Not anymore.
	Thanks to the law I wrote when we signed, big companies have to pay a minimum of 15%.
	But that's still less than working people paying federal taxes.
	It's time to raise corporate minimum tax to at least 21 percent.
	So every big corporation finally begins to pay their fair share.
	I also want to end tax breaks for big farmer, big oil, private checks, massive executive pay when it's only supposed to be a million dollars that could be deducted.
	They can pay them 20 million if they want, but deduct a million.
	End it now.
	You know, there are 1,000 billionaires in America.
	You know what the average federal tax is for those billionaires?
	No?
	They're making great sacrifices, 8.2%.
	That's far less than the vast majority of Americans pay.
	No billionaire should pay a lower federal tax rate than a teacher, a sanitation worker, or a nurse.
	Thank you.
	Where do you even start rebutting this?
	I propose!
	Minimum tax for billionaires of 25%, just 25%.
	Of what?
	You know what that would raise?
	That would raise $500 billion over the next 10 years.
	24, 25% of what?
	Imagine what that could do for America.
	Imagine a future with affordable childcare.
	Millions of families can get, they need to go to work to help grow the economy.
	Imagine the future with paid leave because no one should have to choose between working and taking care of their sick family member.
	Imagine!
	Imagine the future of home care and elder care and people living with disabilities so they can stay in their homes and family caregivers can finally get the pay they deserve.
	Tonight, let's all agree once again to stand up for seniors.
	Many of my friends on the other side of aisle want to put Social Security on the chopping block.
	If anyone here tries to cut Social Security, Medicare, or raise the retirement age, I will stop you.
	The working people, the working people who built this country pay more into Social Security than millionaires and billionaires do.
	It's not fair.
	We have two ways to go.
	Republicans can cut Social Security and give more tax breaks to the wealthy.
	That's the proposal.
	Oh, no.
	You guys don't want another $2 trillion tax cut?
	I kind of thought that's what your plan was.
	Well, that's good to hear.
	You're not going to cut another $2 trillion to the super wealth.
	That's good to hear.
	I'll protect and strengthen Social Security and make the wealthy pay their fair share.
	I'm sorry I've run all the boards to explain and describe this diarrhea.
	Too many corporations raise prices to pad their profits, charging more and more for less and less.
	That's why we're cracking down on corporations that engage in price gouging and deceptive pricing.
	What the fuck is he talking about?
	In fact, the snack companies think you won't notice if they change the size of the bag and put a hell of a lot fewer...
	Same size bag.
	Yeah, they charge by grams, you dumbass.
	Not by size of the bag.
	Pass Bobby Casey's bill and stop this.
	This is what Americans are concerned about, is the amount of chips you get in the bag, you demented old fool.
	Compare this man to Putin's speech with Tucker.
	You may not have liked it.
	You probably all saw that commercial on Snickers bars.
	You get to charge the same amount and you got about, I don't know, 10% fewer Snickers in it.
	Look, I'm also getting rid of junk fees.
	Those hidden fees.
	This is what people care about.
	At the end of your bill, they're there without your knowledge.
	My administration announced we're cutting credit card late fees from $32 to $8.
	Banks and credit card companies are allowed to charge what it costs them to instigate the collection.
	I've met my match here.
	I cannot make this entertaining.
	They don't like it.
	Credit card companies don't like it.
	They don't like it.
	But I'm saving American families $20 billion a year with all the junk fees I'm eliminating.
	Folks at home.
	That's why the banks are so mad as $20 billion in profit.
	I'm not stopping there.
	My administration has proposed rules to make cable, travel, utilities, and online ticket sellers tell you the total price up front.
	This is what people care about, Joe.
	Thank you for finally getting to the issues.
	Forget Lincoln Riley.
	Forget Lincoln Riley.
	Forget the borders.
	This is what people care about.
	My team began serious negotiation with a bipartisan group of senators.
	The result was a bipartisan bill with the toughest set of border security reforms we've ever seen.
	Oh, you don't think so?
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Oh, you don't like that bill, huh?
	That conservatives got together and said it's a good bill?
	I'll be darned.
	That's amazing.
	That bipartisan will hire 1,500 more security agents and officers.
	100 more immigration judges help the backload of two men in cases.
	Lies.
	Lies.
	By the way, we've got diversity is our strength and we've got a winner right here.
	Diversity is our strength and we've got a winner.
	Okay, we're good.
	100 more high-tech drug detection machines to significantly increase the ability to screen and stop vehicles smuggling fentanyl into America.
	Bullshit, you liar.
	You have smooth-brained clapping seals.
	I'm bringing order to the border.
	And Ross will give me and any new president You already have that.
	You already have that.
	The Federal Chamber of Commerce isn't...
	Yeah, yeah.
	You're saying, no, look at the facts.
	Look at the facts.
	I know.
	I know you know how to read.
	Thank you.
	I believe that giving the opportunity for a majority in the House and Senate would endorse the bill as well.
	The majority right now.
	But unfortunately...
	Politics has derailed this bill so far.
	I'm told my predecessor called members of Congress in the Senate to demand they block the bill.
	He feels political win, he viewed it as a political win for me and a political loser for him.
	Well, hold on.
	It's not about him.
	It's not about me.
	I'd be a winner, not really.
	Say it.
	Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.
	That's right.
	But how many of thousands of people being killed by legal?
	To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you having lost children myself.
	I understand.
	But how many people have been killed by legal?
	People pay these smugglers 8,000 bucks to get across the border because they know...
	If they get by, if they get by and let into the country, it's six to eight years before they have a hearing.
	And it's worth taking the chance of the $8,000.
	But, but, if it's only six months, six weeks, the idea is it's highly unlikely that people will pay that money and come all that way, knowing that they'll be able to be kicked out quickly.
	Folks!
	I would respectfully suggest my Republican friends owe it to the American people: get this bill done.
	We need to act now.
	So he had a coin made up with Lincoln Riley's name and never mentioned it until tonight?
	And if my predecessor is watching, instead of paying He didn't mention that that bill gives exclusive jurisdiction to D.C. courts.
	I will not demonize immigrants saying they are poisoned in the blood of our country.
	We're getting that diversity is our strength.
	I will not ban people because of their faith.
	Unlike my predecessor on my first day in office, I introduced a comprehensive bill to fix our immigration system.
	Take a look at it.
	Diversity is our strength.
	Mallorcas who should be impeached in jail.
	Disgusting man.
	And?
	We're the only nation in the world with a heart and soul that draws from old and new.
	Home to Native Americans and ancestors who have been here for thousands of years.
	It's going to happen, people.
	Home to people from every place on Earth.
	They came freely.
	Some came in chains.
	Some came when famine struck like my ancestral family in Ireland.
	Some to flee persecution.
	Ancestral family.
	To chase dreams that are impossible anywhere but here in America.
	That's America.
	And we all come from somewhere.
	But we're all Americans.
	We all come from somewhere.
	He's going to inspire on the stand.
	It's going to happen.
	Look folks, we have a simple choice.
	We can fight about fixing the border or we can fix it.
	Or you can continue breaking it.
	Send me the border bill now.
	A transformational moment in history happened 59 years ago today in Selma, Alabama.
	Hundreds of foot soldiers for justice marched across the Edmund Pettus Bridge, named after the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, to claim their fundamental right to vote.
	They were beaten, they were bloody, and left for dead.
	Our late friend and former colleague John Lewis was on that march.
	We miss him.
	And I locked up members of his family with my crime bill of the 90s.
	I locked up a generation of his family.
	Join me tonight.
	We celebrate him.
	This is the man who victimized a generation of black Americans.
	Including Betty Mae Fikes, known as the Voice of Selma, the daughter of gospel singers and preachers.
	She sang songs of prayer and protest on that bloody Sunday.
	To help shake the nation's conscience.
	Five months later, the Voting Rights Act passed him a sign in the law.
	Tell us when your crime bill passed, Joe.
	This guy, he's the man of the African-American.
	But if they don't vote for him, then they ain't black.
	If you don't pass this crime bill, they're going to be clubbing your mother over the head.
	But 59 years later, there are forces taking us back in time.
	Voter suppression, election subversion, unlimited dark money, extreme gerrymandering.
	John Lewis is a great friend to many of us here.
	But if you truly want to honor him and all the heroes of Martin Luther King, then it's time to do more than talk.
	Pass the Freedom to Vote Act.
	This is terrible.
	This is just shit.
	It's just actual verbal diarrhea.
	Oh, you're making history, Joe.
	You're making history.
	Have I mentioned the transgender Americans?
	I have your back.
	Can someone please snip and clip this part right here?
	Have I mentioned transgender Americans?
	I have your back.
	I'm going to vomit.
	We're also making history by confronting the climate crisis, not denying it.
	I don't think any of you think there's no longer a climate crisis.
	At least I hope you don't.
	I'm taking the most significant action ever on climate in the history of the world.
	I'm cutting our carbon emissions in half by 2030.
	Agenda 2030.
	Concierge the theory.
	controlling 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations.
	What charges the stations, you godforsaken senile buffoon?
	30% of America's lands and waters by 2030.
	What charges the cars?
	Taking action on environmental justice fenceline communities smothered by the legacy of pollution.
	Oh, you're going to talk about East Palestine?
	In pattern after the Peace Corps and America Corps, I launched the Climate Corps to put 20,000 young people to work in the forefront of our clean energy future.
	I'll triple that number in a decade.
	By the way, everybody, subscribe.
	Subscribe on YouTube and rumble.
	All Americans deserve the freedom to be safe.
	And America is safer today than when I took office.
	Year before I took office, murder rates went up 30%.
	30% they went up.
	The biggest increase in history.
	No, no, who is that?
	It was then, through my American Rescue What did that guy just say?
	AND PUBLIC SAFETY EVER.
	WHAT DID HE SAY?
	LAST YEAR THE MURDER RATE SHOWED THE SOPPISH DECREASE IN HISTORY.
	VIOLENT CRIME FELL TO ONE OF HIS LOWEST LEVELS IN MORE THAN 50 YEARS.
	BUT WE HAVE MORE TO DO.
	WE HAVE TO HELP CITIES INVEST IN MORE COMMUNITY POLICE OFFICERS.
	You said defund the police, you jackass.
	Give communities the toll to crack down on gun crime, retail crime, and carjacking.
	Keep building trust as they've been doing by taking executive action on police reform and calling for it to be the law of the land.
	Directing my cabinet to review the federal classification of marijuana and expunging thousands of convictions for the mere possession because no one should be jailed for simply using or have it on their record.
	Take on crimes of domestic violence.
	I'm ramping up the federal enforcement of the Violence Against Women Act that I proudly wrote when I was a senator so we can finally, finally end the scourge against women in America.
	This is from a man who allegedly molested his daughter, whose son allegedly sexually trafficked kids.
	His nine-year-old sister Jackie was murdered with 21 classmates and teachers in an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
	Very soon after that happened, Jill and I went to Uvalde for a couple of days.
	We spent hours and hours with each of the families.
	We heard their message.
	So everyone in this room, in this chamber, could hear the same message.
	The constant refrain, and I was there for hours meeting with every family.
	Hours over two days?
	He said, do something.
	Do something.
	Do something!
	From whisper to scream.
	Well, I did do something by establishing the first-ever Office of Gun Violence Prevention in the White House, that the Vice President is leading the charge.
	Thank you for doing this.
	Meanwhile...
	Meanwhile...
	My predecessor told the NRA he's proud he did nothing on guns when he was president.
	After another shooting in Iowa recently, he said, when asked what to do about it, he said, just get over it.
	There is his quote.
	Just get over it.
	I'll go look it up right now.
	I say stop it.
	Stop it, stop it, stop it.
	We beat the NRA when I signed the most significant gun safety law in nearly 30 years because of this Congress.
	We now must beat the NRA again.
	I'm demanding a ban on assault weapons in high-capacity magazines.
	What's an assault weapon, Joe?
	What's an assault weapon?
	Universal background checks.
	I'm pretty sure you already have universal background checks.
	None of this.
	None of this.
	I taught the Second Amendment for 12 years.
	None of this violates the Second Amendment.
	Pretty sure they already have background checks.
	Holy shit, it's a stream of consciousness of verbal diarrhea.
	Funding Israelis and then offering aid to the Palestinians.
	A terrorist group called Hamas?
	It's kind of the Palestinian government, you dumbass.
	People, women and girls, men and boys, slaughtered after enduring sexual violence.
	It's called their government.
	The deadliest day for the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
	And 250 hostages taken.
	Here in this chamber tonight, our families whose loved ones are still being held by Hamas.
	I pledge to all the families that we will not rest until we bring every one of your loved ones home.
	You're funding Israel while funding Palestinian...
	Victims of the aggression.
	Make it make sense, Joe.
	Aid to Israel.
	Aid to Gaza.
	We will also work around the clock to bring home Evan and Paul, Americans being unjustly detained by the Russians.
	That's it?
	He's done now?
	He's done with Gaza?
	That was it for his international foreign conflict?
	Israel has a right to go after Hamas.
	Hamas ended this conflict by releasing hostages.
	Laying down arms could end it by releasing the hostages, laying down arms, and surrendering those responsible for October 7th.
	Surrendering?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Excuse me.
	Israel has an added burden because Hamas hides and operates among the civilian population like cowards, under hospitals, daycare centers, and all the like.
	Israel also has a fundamental responsibility, though, to protect innocent civilians.
	Let me just talk out of both sides of my mouth.
	Yeah, there you go.
	They've got an obligation, but they've already still got an obligation.
	They've got a right, but they've also got a right.
	It's taken a greater toll on innocent civilians than all previous wars in Gaza combined.
	More than 30,000 Palestinians have been killed, most of whom are not Hamas.
	But you just said Hamas is hiding under schools and hospitals.
	Nearly two million more Palestinians under bombardment or displacement.
	Homes destroyed, neighbors in rubble, cities in ruin, families without food, water, medicine.
	It's heartbreaking.
	Non-stop.
	THE UNITED STATES HAVE BEEN LEADING THEIR HOME AND THE UNITED STATES HAVE BEEN IN THE UNITED STATES.
	THE UNITED STATES HAVE BEEN IN THE UNITED STATES AND IMMEDIATED CEASE FIRE AND LAST FOR SIX WEEKS TO GET ALL THE PRISONERS RELEASED, ALL THE HOSTAGES RELEASED.
	TO GET THE HOSTAGES HOME AND EASE THE INTOLERABLE AND Release the hostages.
	the mission to establish a temporary pier in the Mediterranean on the coast of Gaza.
	A temporary pier?
	It can receive large shipments carrying food, water, medicine, and temporary shelters.
	No U.S. boots will be on the ground.
	No U.S. boots will be on the ground?
	Didn't he say that they wouldn't be offering, like, certain weapons to Ukraine either?
	This is so fucking stupid.
	It's just beyond words.
	Let's give $15 billion in aid to Israel to initiate the war and then build a pier to provide good aid.
	We're going to have a crossing in northern Gaza.
	The leadership of Israel, I say this.
	Humanitarian assistance cannot be a secondary consideration or a bargaining chip.
	Protecting and saving innocent lives has to be a priority.
	But Hamas is hiding over schools and hospitals, right?
	The only real solution to the situation is peace.
	Is a two-state solution over time.
	A two-state solution over time.
	How do you do that in as much as I agree with it?
	As a lifelong supporter of Israel, my entire career, no one has a stronger record with Israel than I do.
	I challenge any of you here.
	I'm the only American president to visit Israel in wartime.
	But there is no other path that guarantees Israel security and democracy.
	There is no other path that guarantees that Palestinians can live in peace with peace and dignity.
	There's no other path that guarantees peace between Israel and all of its neighbors, including Saudi Arabia, with whom I'm talking.
	Creating stability in the Middle East also means containing the threat posed by Iran.
	That's why I built a coalition of more than a dozen countries to defend international shipping and freedom of navigation in the Red Sea.
	I've ordered strikes to degrade the Houthi capability and defend U.S. forces in the region.
	As commander-in-chief, I will not hesitate.
	to direct further measures to protect our people and our military personnel.
	For years, I've heard many of my Republican and Democratic friends say that China is on the rise and America is falling behind.
	They've got it backwards.
	I've been saying it for over four years, even when I wasn't president.
	America is rising.
	We have the best economy in the world.
	And since I've come to office, our GDP is up, our trade deficit of China is down to the lowest point in over a decade.
	And we're standing up against China's unfair economic practices.
	I think he's going to try to go for a record of the longest future.
	Standing up for peace and stability across the Taiwan Straits.
	I've revitalized our partnership and alliance in the Pacific.
	India, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Pacific Islands.
	I've made sure that the most advanced American technologies can't be used in China, not allowing to trade them there.
	Frankly, for all this tough talk on China, it never occurred to my predecessor to do any of that.
	I want competition with China, not competition.
	Look at Kamala.
	Look at Kamala.
	We're in a stronger position to win the conflict of the 21st century against China than anyone else for that matter, than any time as well.
	Here at home, I've signed over 400 bipartisan bills.
	There's more to pass my unity agenda.
	Strength and penalties on fentanyl trafficking.
	You don't want to do that, huh?
	Pass bipartisan privacy to protect our children online.
	I didn't hear what you just said there.
	Pass, what did you just say?
	Harness the promise of AI to protect us from peril.
	Ban AI voice impersonations and more.
	And keep our truly sacred obligation to train and equip those we send into harm's way and care for them and their families when they come home and when they don't.
	Oh yeah, you care for them when they come home and they're not at war anyway.
	How many veterans committed suicide last year, Joe?
	That's why the song "Support and Help" of Dennis and the VA, I signed the PACT Act, one of the most significant laws ever, helping millions of veterans expose the toxin who now are battling more than 100 different cancers.
	Many of them don't come home, but we owe them and their families support.
	We owe it to ourselves to keep supporting.
	Our new health research agency called ARPA-H.
	And remind us.
	Remind us that we can do big things.
	Like end cancer as we know it.
	And we will.
	Didn't he say that as part of his 2020 campaign?
	Pretty sure he said moonsault was going to cure cancer.
	Let me close with this.
	Close, please.
	ended.
	Yay!
	I know you don't want to hear anymore, Lindsey, but I got to say a few more things.
	You just said close it, Joe.
	I know it may not look like it, but I've been around a while.
	When you get to be my age, certain things become clearer than ever.
	I know the American story.
	Again and again, I've seen the contest between competing forces in the battle for the soul of our nation.
	Between those who want to pull America back to the past and those who want to move America to the future.
	Look at Kamala.
	Look at her.
	My lifetime has taught me to embrace freedom and democracy, a future based on core values that have defined America, honesty, decency, dignity, equality, to respect everyone, to give everyone a fair shot, to give hate no safe harbor.
	Now other people my age see it differently.
	The American story of resentment, revenge, and retribution.
	That's not me.
	I was born in mid-World War II when America stood for the freedom of the world.
	I grew up in Scrant, Pennsylvania, in Claymont, Delaware, among working-class people who built this country.
	I watched in horror as two of my heroes, like many of you did, Dr. King and Bobby Cunningham, who were assassinated.
	Who?
	And their legacy inspired me to pursue a career in service.
	Bobby Coons?
	I left the law firm and became a public defender because my city of Wilmington was the only city in America to occupy the National Guard after Dr. King was assassinated because of the riots.
	I became a county councilman almost by accident.
	I got elected to the United States Senate when I had no intention of running at age 29. Then vice president to our first black president.
	Now president to the first women vice president.
	I love how he only sees race and gender.
	This is how a racist sees the world.
	Who did he say?
	Bobby who?
	Oh my god, this is so disgusting.
	In my career, I've been told I was too young.
	By the way, they're going to let me on ascended elevators for votes sometimes.
	Not a joke.
	Not a joke.
	I've been told I'm too old.
	Whether young or old, I've always known what endures.
	I've known our North Star.
	The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
	It deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.
	We've never fully lived up to that idea, but we've never walked away from it either.
	And I won't walk away from it now.
	Oh, they're going to have sex tonight.
	Look at Jill.
	She just can't wait for Joe to get back home so they can have healthy sex.
	For those of you who don't know, they wrote an article about...
	Half of these people are not going to survive another four years.
	The issue facing our nation isn't how old we are, it's how old we're not.
	Hate, anger, revenge, retribution are the oldest of ideas.
	But you can't lead America.
	We need a vision for the future and what can and should be done.
	Tonight you've heard mine.
	I see a future where defending democracy, you don't diminish it.
	I SEE A FUTURE WHERE WE RESTORE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND PROTECT OUR FREEDOMS, NOT TAKE THEM AWAY.
	I SEE A FUTURE WHERE THE MINUTES OF THEM ARE What an asshole, says well done son.
	Your dementia is what endures, says civil shepherd.
	I see a future where we save the planet from the climate crisis and our country from gun violence.
	Above all, I see a future for all Americans.
	I see a country for all Americans.
	And I will always be president for all Americans.
	Because I believe in America.
	I believe in you, the American people.
	You're the reason we've never been more optimistic about our future than I am now.
	What the hell did he just say?
	You're the reason why we are.
	We are the United States of America.
	And there is nothing, nothing beyond our capacity when we act together.
	God bless you all, and may God protect our troops.
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	he can't believe he made it through the whole thing.
	to see this for another 10 minutes.
	Thank you.
	Dude can't believe he made it for the whole thing.
	That was two of the most painful hours that I've ever been through.
	And I've had a testicular torsion, a colonoscopy.
	I've had cavities.
	never had any roots now Thank you for mentioning the climate change Thank you.
	We're going to get it back.
	How come you do that?
	You're the Baptist preacher tonight.
	I'll tell you what you're doing.
	You were the Baptist preacher tonight.
	You were a Baptist preacher tonight.
	Can I have some money for my campaign?
	Oh, that's right.
	I'm not running again this year.
	Can you redo the roof of my house in Vermont?
	Great job.
	Thank you, man.
	Oh, I see a kid.
	Is there a kid here?
	Look at these buttons.
	Hey, Joe, can I suck your boot while I'm here?
	Oh, that's Merrick Garland.
	Can you believe they expect us to believe that he's discussing Ukraine?
	If we pull back, here's my concern.
	They expect us to believe...
	that he's discussing Ukraine with these jackasses.
	Thank you.
	Here's the thing now.
	I'm afraid if we pull out of Ukraine, Russia's gonna...
	I just announced my fears on national television.
	Good job on the border.
	Good job on the border.
	Oh yeah, I'm sticking with you.
	No, I really mean.
	No, no, really.
	Thank you sir.
	This guy with you does too.
	Oh yeah, he does.
	He does.
	Something's gonna happen and I can feel it.
	Thanks Ned we didn't know if those who could do that We're gonna get a little bit of a break It's so amazing they just say the quiet part out loud.
	Nobody's gonna talk about your dementia now because you spoke tonight.
	Hey, Rodney Cuff.
	Why is that woman up in the front again?
	Who is that?
	I'm not sure if I can get out of the way and I get out of the race.
	I'm going to take this.
	I'm not sure if I can get out of the race.
	Read today's paper.
	Read today's paper.
	I was hoping to make you a second course.
	But you didn't.
	Thank you, Molly.
	Sure.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you.
	Great session.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	This job is done.
	I actually wanted to go down and say hello to the camera.
	I'll be there in two weeks.
	I have my team over there.
	I know.
	Mr. President, great job today.
	It's funny how we can very distinctly hear certain people.
	Nadler, Schiff.
	Are they mic'd up?
	Look at that guy on the right.
	This is enough to make you lose faith in humanity.
	It's funny, we heard Nadler perfectly.
	We heard Schiff perfectly.
	But none of the other people perfectly.
	like some are mic'd up and some are not.
	There will be no discussion about your cognitive ability now, will there?
	Bobby Kennedy I don't know where it's going.
	I'm trying to give us the blessing of the world.
	I can't hear that guy.
	I know I did if she said it.
	I know that.
	That's a thousand.
	We're walking this way, so we're just going that way.
	Yep, we're going this way right here.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	Well, that is his handler, whoever said that.
	Well, that was painful.
	Yep.
	All vile, disgusting, and disgraceful.
	Shit emoji.
	I'll get to the super chats and rumble rants after this is over The person in the blue is Victoria Nulis.
	Thank you for taking the attention to the Alvinier.
	I'm pretty sure that The woman in the blue and yellow is Victoria Newlands.
	That's not Victoria Newlands.
	The woman in the blue and yellow is the one.
	Best ever.
	You brought the Irish fire tonight.
	He brought the Irish fire.
	Oh, boy.
	Oh, boy.
	You're sore and tired.
	I'm sick of fancy swipes.
	Gonna get you to the Indy fine pun.
	You kicked ass and took names.
	You kicked ass and took names.
	He's the father of a child who was one of the 13 were in there.
	He said, "Tork is ah!" Come on.
	I'm telling you, I'm going to be like a trusset.
	I'm like a secret chair.
	I'm going to be like a trusset.
	You're not my wife.
	I'm going to be like a trusset.
	You're a turk-turk-turk.
	Woo!
	I'm going to be like a trusset.
	He's afraid we're going to be going to be like a trusset.
	Oh, yeah, it's your BFF.
	If I can get a trusset.
	Can I get a trusset?
	No, not trusset.
	You're not going to be like a trusset.
	I'm going to be like a trusset.
	I'm going to be like a trusset.
	All right.
	for IVF and reproductive freedom.
	Thank you.
	I got an opportunity.
	She has called me.
	I'll try to get out of there.
	You guys, thank you.
	I got it.
	Thank you so much.
	Okay.
	My stuff is back there.
	Okay, I'll go around this one.
	My stuff is back there.
	Parade them around.
	The U.S. military are being used to build a port.
	It's going to cost billions.
	It's embarrassing because we're spending all of this time and blood because our allies won't do it.
	Why do I pay taxes?
	Do the words coming out of his mouth count as shatting himself?
	How is he going to stop gun violence when he can't even stop?
	Did that guy say 13 marines?
	Yes.
	So we got that before.
	He's the father of one of the marines killed in Afghanistan.
	Where is she?
	Maybe I can find it or see.
	He's ticking every box not to miss anyone.
	Satan.
	All that white and those women looks like Handmaid's Tale.
	I may not be correct, but I think the family for Miss Lakin, but if this gibberish-ing fool called me to the Capitol to use my daughter as a political tool and he didn't even get her name right, hell, maybe he's remembering the Civil War.
	Take a shot every time Kamala stands up, don't do that, you'll be dead.
	You caused this catastrophe.
	Really?
	Okay.
	He's gonna take her number?
	Yeah, that would be amazing.
	That would be amazing.
	What's that old law saying?
	If you can't argue the facts, just bang the table.
	It's diabolical the way he lies.
	The first 30 seconds he called for World War III and he hasn't addressed the fact that the vast majority of Americans want the border fixed and no more war.
	Now he's openly speaking down to his constituents.
	Wow, they really have drugged him up tonight.
	What the hell is he talking about?
	They're letting this go on forever.
	You look excellent.
	You kidding?
	Should we take a photo right here?
	Right here.
	There we go.
	I know that voice.
	I know that voice.
	Something's gonna happen right now.
	I think she wants him to kiss her.
	He just struck her!
	He just struck a woman.
	Everyone saw that.
	He punched her in the face.
	Yes.
	What the hell did he just do?
	Like, I'm making a joke from Liar Liar, but he did just do that.
	Thank you.
	The girls have get him out of the store.
	I mean, what are you doing?
	I think we're not going to be a strong step in the world.
	I'm going to have some kind of relationship with the women.
	Hmm?
	It's so smooth.
	Dr. Long, I swear, I know that the Chinese are watching.
	Everybody's watching.
	The world's watching.
	The seminal moments in American world history.
	That's great.
	And I'm not joking.
	History is watching.
	We're going to write about this one.
	I don't mean my speech.
	I mean, it's been a spiritual day.
	They'll write about this.
	They'll write about this.
	Oh, this is right here?
	Yeah.
	So try to produce to me.
	I'm from Rhode Island.
	I'll be here.
	I didn't get you guys job.
	I was happy you were here, little man.
	It's good to be here.
	Little man?
	Did he just say little man?
	I'm just happy you're here.
	He said little man.
	I know that I just heard him say little man.
	And they didn't transcribe it.
	When is this going to end?
	Mr. President, former Congressman of Detroit and what you've accomplished for those people.
	It's sensational.
	It really is.
	Sensational.
	Look at these guys.
	This is like-- Tonight, this was the most-- I've been to the State of the Union addresses in Mississippi.
	Thank you for being here for the country.
	This is my best friend.
	This is my best friend, Catherine Clark.
	It's my best friend, Kathy Clark.
	He's a very important person.
	Yes.
	My daughter, brother, met you at the Lumber Pitch.
	She was so kind, you held her up.
	She said, "Girl, I'm going to be safe.
	"You're a friend who's in my school.
	Kamala Harris is just like imagining this can be her next year.
	This can all be mine.
	How are you doing?
	Did you know that?
	I'm not here to work.
	Yes, sir.
	Where are you going?
	I'm here.
	I'm here at Walmart.
	My wife's outside, so you might see me.
	If you have a cheese, come over here.
	We'll give you a try.
	I frame her with it.
	We'll frame her with it.
	I'll frame her with it.
	I'll frame her with it.
	She's there.
	Fine.
	She is enamored with you and makes parenting hard because you said "Call her joke." We say President Biden.
	Joe's good enough.
	Okay, so.
	They should really just like, cup his boot.
	Oh Joe Biden, your boot is so big and leathery.
	It tastes so delicious.
	You're good.
	I got you.
	I know you are, ma 'am.
	I want to wait for this crap to end.
	Mr. President, you were fantastic.
	Thank you.
	I'm so glad to have you.
	She loves you so much, Mr. President.
	We're excited to have you there.
	I am holding up everybody.
	Thank you very much.
	I'm so sorry to see you guys waiting.
	And by the way, walk in the side.
	This is a damn too good to see.
	It's really true.
	I'm thinking, you're telling us that it's cheap all the time.
	It's the finest way for you to understand.
	Stop!
	Stop!
	I didn't know!
	I think there's a catch on your hands.
	I really mean it.
	Think of what you do.
	Everywhere I go.
	And some of you have been to these international meetings.
	I go to the CIO and the President could be signed up.
	Okay.
	So we've got to stay with us.
	We need to go into it.
	I want our democracy to get out there.
	There's so much at stake.
	He just said there's so much at stake if we lose Iraq or Iran and then said sorry I meant Ukraine.
	They're gonna they're gonna haul his ass over there now.
	You literally just got Iran and Iraq mixed up with Ukraine.
	I'm the ambassador of Romania.
	Well, how are you?
	I spent a lot of time in your country, as you know.
	That's exactly right.
	Spent a lot of time.
	I was worried she wasn't going to come home.
	It totally was.
	The best part of your speech was what?
	Thank you.
	Thank you sir.
	Very nice to see you sir.
	Thank you, thank you.
	I keep telling this guy, I don't know if it's pecs.
	Pecs, that's what we're...
	Are you okay?
	I'm good.
	Can you mute Potato or just give us your reaction, says Bill Brown.
	In loafers.
	Red lighting this time, says cows 59. Bobby 84094.
	Is it the whole Supreme Court?
	They wouldn't show up for Trump when he gave his so-to.
	Me and my shadow says they had to go back to the White House and helicopter drove four blocks because pro-Palestinian protesters blocked the motorcade.
	How are you?
	I'm well, thank you.
	Very well.
	Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States.
	It's brilliant.
	It's awesome.
	Fucking sycophants.
	All steel workers are doing things too.
	And the steel workers are doing things.
	Steelers, what happened?
	That counts as a blank stare.
	The amount of carbon used in steel and cement is gigantic.
	The amount of carbon used in steel and cement is gigantic.
	Frank was a state senator.
	Are you kidding me?
	My great, very much.
	He was the first candidate elected to the state senate.
	He took him back to the second.
	He was elected to the state senate.
	And they accused him.
	He was running for being a modern guy.
	And he found out he wasn't even a police officer.
	Come back to Lopez.
	Motorcade blocked by pro-Palestinian protesters says, "Me and my shadow." Give us the booty booty gay gay for the give or no build run.
	I'm not doing that.
	STFUFFS says, "I literally became violently nauseated." When this old fucktard was kissing the woman, how pathetic is this spectacle?
	Sycophants cheering on sociopathic corrupt crap while the whole country burns and World War III boils over.
	Bill Brown says the entire room of assholes is why I despise money.
	They'd kill us all for very little of it.
	Bill Brown says and soon as his admin took over, complete coincidence.
	Bill Brown says except his Department of Justice.
	I really do wish Liar's Pants would really catch on fire, says Denise Antu.
	This is just like Christmas, because this is what this is.
	And it's their campaign policy.
	We are in so deep, we need to start using some...
	Can't do that.
	Can't read that.
	Motion brain.
	Wee-fee-mum says he's just telling everyone what they want to hear.
	No reality, just pure hopium.
	What is the bigger picture here?
	Diarrhea.
	Leigh-Anne Leigh-Anne, Advanced Celebration of Life.
	Mmont8516, Answer to Crime is Fear 1E, a federal execution statute for first-degree murder.
	If someone is bad enough to be put away for life, execute them.
	Merchant Marine says this was a brilliant State of the Union.
	Politically, the Republicans must do the same for the rest of it.
	There are always cool parents.
	It's time to use the same tactic.
	His eyes are all pupils.
	Slack, drugged up, it's quirky.
	That was good.
	We'll see you.
	Talk to you tomorrow.
	Mr. President, great job.
	Thank you for standing up.
	Absolutely.
	Great.
	Fantastic.
	It's game time now.
	I guess I'm holding everything out.
	Not at all.
	We're glad to wait.
	The chair of your pocket is not in the office.
	The House will come to order.
	Yes.
	Would you mind to sign it?
	So they just did all that shit just for show?
	I'll sign it and send it to you.
	All right.
	Do that.
	Really.
	Really.
	Do it.
	Sign it and send it.
	That's so funny.
	No, I was about to be polite and not to that.
	Mr. President, you did amazing for me from Colorado.
	I couldn't run without him.
	Good night.
	Mr. President.
	Ms. Miller from Louisiana, have a motion.
	Did you just kiss that woman on the lips?
	The question is on the motion to adjourn.
	Those from the neighbors say aye.
	Did you just kiss her on the lips?
	Yes, thank you.
	And he went to punch her in the face too.
	And thank you for having Governor Lewis who first voted so far as I was trying.
	We all love him.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	All right, Mr. President, great job.
	We're going to pierce that by partisan Senate Bill.
	We're going to get a pretty big set of our bar, our family, and we're going to collect the different teams.
	Mr. President, great speech.
	You take a risk standing all the time for me.
	I know.
	We're coming back.
	The interruptions, that's just so new and different.
	It's a game they played.
	They did it last time.
	And I said, oh.
	And I caught them all again.
	I said, they're not going to cut Social Security.
	And I said, anybody going to cut Social Security?
	Raise your hand.
	I might.
	I was a microphone.
	Thank you, Mr. Christy.
	People are saying you kicked butt back home.
	They texted me saying he kicked butt tonight.
	As long as I'm with you, I'm okay.
	Thank you for mentioning the talk that.
	What is your point?
	My guest is an immigrant army veteran from the Gulf War.
	He went from 30% to 100%.
	His husband now gets benefits.
	His husband?
	He says, I'm now...
	I didn't do it because of my son, but you know, the Pac-Lac, he died.
	Yes.
	He did a quarter of a month and burned for three years.
	Yes, yes.
	And his children were being shot.
	Yes, and the disability benefits that's going to the survivors is really important.
	Thank you, Mr. President.
	I love those glasses.
	I am looking forward to welcoming you to Georgia on Saturday.
	I'm coming to Georgia.
	I know.
	I'll be with you.
	All right.
	And I need you to bring that energy with you that you just had tonight.
	I got a lot of energy.
	That's my problem.
	Well, we love it.
	Thank you.
	And we're going to bring it home for you.
	I've got a lot of energy.
	That's my problem.
	You didn't do it.
	No, you didn't.
	I swear to God, you didn't do it.
	No, listen, we need some help from the Forest Service.
	This symbolizes that 86 people have died in fire in Paradise, California.
	They made this for me.
	The residents there are part of the wood that is salvaged.
	So, I said this chair of the Forestry Committee.
	What I'm asking is that our forest service needs to speed up the pace with which we harvest for us and make our breeding as far as safe.
	That's a state issue.
	And we just held a hearing in South Dakota with the Nyman family.
	They're going to lose their business soon.
	If we don't have them, the Forest Service will never, ever keep up by themselves.
	It's a state issue.
	We've got to increase the pace and scale of forestry.
	I appreciate it.
	You know, I've been there.
	In North Dakota too.
	I've flown over more timber burned to the ground than make up the entire state of Maryland.
	A million acre fire in my district.
	And by the way, did you notice you fly over in a helicopter?
	Those places with roofs, they didn't burn.
	So we gotta change that.
	Anyway.
	We gotta cut some trees.
	Anyway.
	Anyway.
	That one doesn't count.
	It's after the speech.
	You want me to sign it or something?
	Oh no.
	I just want you to hold it.
	I'm thinking of the folks.
	I'm thinking of the folks.
	You want me to sign it?
	I'm thinking of the folks.
	You want me to sign it?
	I'm thinking of the folks.
	I will take it to them.
	You said something about Putin, Delaware, has the highest percentage of volunteer firefighters in any state in the union.
	And we have fire skills anywhere.
	We have a time at home, too.
	But we're working also...
	Well, they skipped out that middle section about Putin.
	Good.
	Help our woodcutters.
	Help our forestry industry, please.
	Get our forestry tracking.
	Can you say hi to my niece?
	What's your name?
	Marissa.
	Hi Marissa, how are you?
	Who's this guy?
	He's wearing his Irish shirt.
	You got your Irish shirt on?
	All right.
	Second time someone hit the Irish fire.
	Continue walking out.
	You got the speakers team here.
	Thanks for coming tonight.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Pleasure to meet you.
	It was horrible.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, I'm gonna use it.
	Now we're here.
	Can you please just cut the mic so we can stop listening to this crap?
	Can you please put the mic on the floor?
	third closest majority in the store.
	Thank you for taking the time to say this.
	This is just creepy at this point.
	Thank you.
	Anyways, anyways.
	Right this way?
	Right here, sir.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Right this way.
	Get him out, please.
	Straight out.
	Straight out.
	Straight out, please.
	Team Plyburn over here.
	So are you.
	So are you.
	You're looking good.
	You always look like you.
	I never want to be your habitat.
	I tell you, let's go shopping.
	I'd like to.
	Yeah, so this is Lindy.
	Also Team Plyburn.
	Yeah, Lindy.
	How are you?
	Good to see you again.
	I work for Jim, too.
	This is as organic as superlose on aspartame mixed with a little bit of crack.
	Oh wow.
	Oh, he's operating a phone a second time tonight.
	No one's gonna question his mental acumen after this performance.
	He's so old.
	I just want to read the rumble rants and then we're all going to go to bed.
	Did he just say the houses with blue roofs didn't burn?
	Is he admitting a conspiracy is real?
	Well, for the first time in memory, the president outlasted the house session.
	I knew it.
	And they turned down the lights and...
	President Biden took over half an hour to work his way off the House floor.
	We stayed with the House because they were in session up until the end there.
	That's a commitment that C-SPAN has had now since 1979.
	Katie Britt, the Republican from Alabama, Senator, started her response.
	We'll be playing that for you in just a few minutes.
	No, we won't.
	Holy crap.
	I look crazy.
	That was the most painful thing I've ever been through.
	Spiritually.
	Not spiritually.
	I'll just say not colonoscopy, not dental work, and not physical surgery.
	Oh my goodness.
	He just said it again about the blue ruse.
	Did he say that?
	I thought he just said about the ruse being built properly.
	Is there a conspiracy theory about blue ruse?
	Blue roofs burn less slowly.
	New conspiracy.
	Blue things didn't burn in Maui fire.
	Hmm.
	I'll leave it to our community because I heard him say something about roofs, but I didn't hear whether or not it was blue or built.
	Did YouTube do a live feed fact check on this president like the last one?
	Just asking.
	The Irish are mortified, says Ariel Rodriguez.
	But why did he start the State of Union by telling us we need to give one right to the Ukraine?
	Oh, God, sycophants are more like psychophants.
	Why was it?
	Okay, so that was...
	People, I don't know what to say.
	That was painful.
	We did it.
	We witnessed it.
	It's on the internet forever.
	I'm going to pull up all of the rumble rants before we retire for the evening.
	Senile old man delivers speech.
	Here we go.
	Tpaw59 says, I wish my Vietnam hubby would get his 100%.
	Biden's a traitor.
	Jason of the greater area, TGA, says, that was the worst movie I have ever seen.
	1776 says, I'm pissed.
	Joking about having to pay three plus times more.
	For everything, and saying he won't raise taxes was such a slap in the face.
	Stupid Democrats, we shouldn't pay any taxes at this point.
	Ombudsman 1 says, Viva, thanks for making this bearable.
	Dude, I think I actually failed towards the end.
	That was terrible.
	Clearly sunshine.
	This is a disgrace.
	I've yelled at my TV so much tonight that my poor dog is hiding in the bedroom.
	Mine is in here somewhere.
	Notting Moose says you have to give them some credit.
	Whatever they did put up his arse to keep his mouth moving seems to have worked.
	I'll give him credit there.
	He talked the entire time.
	Teapaw5950 bucks.
	Thank you very much.
	Well then, give my husband back his Vietnam vet disability.
	Don't help up all those vets 100%.
	You don't disrespect the soldiers who put up with you over 40 of their 50 years.
	Pay them now.
	You are a disgrace.
	I believe in hell.
	It is my greatest pleasure.
	I can understand why people have to.
	So sorry, Viva.
	The great America I grew up with has lost its way, has lost it with this pathetic dog and pony.
	No soul left in that vessel.
	Thomboso says, Kamala led the charge at the border too.
	Do not come home.
	Welcome to the state of communism from future commu bastards.
	Teepaw59, Teepaw59 says, Illegals are your favorite colors.
	Stop the racist comment.
	You're a joke.
	Varax1, Joe, you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
	Teepaw, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene gave him that coin.
	I think MTG gave him...
	That coin.
	Even she stopped him.
	She stopped him.
	FJB didn't give her the decency to tell her the story.
	I'm wondering whether or not Marjorie Taylor Greene made a strategic mistake by doing that.
	If he knew that she was going to do that, he had to come back and...
	Yeah, it's true.
	Oh, I got a coin.
	Now let me move on.
	Did he have that coin made up or did Marjorie Taylor...
	If she gave it to him, she'll make some issue of that later.
	PatriotGirl11 says, I wish the military U.S. Marshals would come in and arrest Joe Biden now.
	Teepaw, this MFR is overrun in crime and blaming all but themselves.
	He didn't write this speech.
	Oh, he didn't write this speech.
	Hey, that's Maria Shriver Kennedy working with Jill on women's health.
	Arnold's ex.
	F them all.
	Fuck them all.
	Mighty Megatron says, I heard Biden has a lifetime supply of Doritos.
	Ogne Hexy.
	Mortgage interest is up to 7%.
	Ain't nobody can afford.
	Idiot don't know.
	Crap.
	Have you been to a grocery store shopping lately?
	What a morrow.
	Say her name, GMA2 says.
	JDavid21, RFK Jr.'s nine-minute State of the Union, had more substance, more intelligent commentary, and provided more hope than an entire hour of this geriatric donkey's blathering.
	Viva Nancy always sucked up like that, too.
	Yeah, there's no question in terms of Kamala.
	Oh, that was from T-Paw.
	Mrs. Joey Bags.
	All he said was vote for me and I will pay you.
	Inspector Buck, Unaffordable Care Act, Florida.
	Bob, how you doing, Florida?
	We need a My Cousin Vinny moment when this is done.
	Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
	Mrs. Rancho Fiesta.
	He has to talk fast while he's juiced.
	Intermission.
	He gets his next hit.
	Chet Chisholm.
	This speech gave me cancer.
	He even said the threat to democracy must be protected.
	He even has an angry old man dementia face while he's yelling at everyone.
	Teepaw, K. Obama in the ear, verbal abuse, liar, liar, liar, fuck you, crook.
	Westport Stray Cat, I can't listen to none of this crap.
	Thanks for trying.
	Man, I understand.
	That was a long time ago, too.
	That was 9.42.
	What time is it now?
	Hour and a half ago.
	So the State of the Union was written by Joe Reed and Rachel Maddow.
	Response from Republican.
	All that shit was a lie.
	T-Paw.
	For the crooked government and all those Democrats, that's what illegals do.
	How many babies were milked for andrenochrome for this semi-coherent speech?
	Will no one think of the children?
	Nike 7. T-Stray.
	Why is Johnson agreeing?
	I don't know.
	I think he's got to do it.
	Sorry, sorry, Viva.
	This is a dog and pony show for real.
	T-Paw.
	Westport Stray Cat.
	He walked.
	Standing ovation.
	Please.
	T-Paw.
	Sorry for you, this is a dog and pony show.
	This is all dragging out to prove he has stamina.
	Yep.
	Own best enemy.
	Yep.
	Ghost face killer.
	Have you ever seen a longer entrance for a soda?
	Mistguy says the incessant greeting as he walks down the aisle.
	How about the incessant greeting as he walks out?
	Took a 30 minutes.
	C-SPAN had to acknowledge it.
	A group of vultures is sometimes known as a committee.
	Lots of committee represent here tonight.
	It says.mhgnc.
	Bowman should pull the fire alarm, says Babs.
	T-Paw, Republican on the left, Viva, all the rest, scum.
	When they all get together, I notice how many are so freaking ancient.
	Is National Women's Month supposed to be just one long menstrual period?
	Snuggle Struggle says, keep noticing.
	Keep notice on the hypocrisy.
	Biden has aided and abetted a foreign crime syndicate to invade this nation for his entire admin, only to now blame Republicans for said invasion.
	A thousand percent.
	What about No Joke?
	That should be on the Gimmer.
	Da Hook?
	He didn't get it.
	Finboy Slick?
	I'm betting he pooped himself.
	Instant win.
	Okay, Ghostface Killer, you were supposed to ring the announcement for the boxing.
	You were supposed to say it like a ring announcement for the boxing.
	So too, just the inlays, outlays of updates on wars.
	Okay, we got this.
	So Bobby Kennedy is someone you admired and looked up to, yet you won't provide his son with SS detail.
	This woman in the blue and yellow dress is Rep.
	Susan Wilde from Pennsylvania.
	Let me just get back to that tomorrow for sure.
	I wish my Vietnam hobby would get his wedding soon.
	Everybody, thank you for bearing with me.
	That was truly, totally, and utterly painful.
	We're over, though.
	Okay.
	So tomorrow I'll be live.
	That sucked.
	I did the best I could with that.
	That was actually painful even for me.
	We watched it, and everybody knows what happened.
	It's just an insult to human intelligence.
	It's an insult to human dignity.
	And now that demented old fool, with the help of his mockingbird media, gets to say, I gave a long speech and it took me 30 minutes to walk out.
	look I talked to everybody and didn't forget anybody's name okay Okay, locals.
	Let me see what we got here.
	Did he just say the houses with brews didn't burn?
	Yeah, I got that one.
	Let me refresh here.
	Locals, I'll be live tomorrow at some point.
	I don't know.
	I don't know when, but...
	Bingo.
	We got our bingo thing here.
	All right, I'm going to end it because I got to go to bed.
	That was painful.
	Thank you all for being here.
	I'll do my best.
	I'll be live at some point tomorrow.
	I don't know what we'll talk about, but maybe do a little summary on this.
	Maybe I'll just go to the beach.
	I haven't been to the beach in a while.
	Gotta go walk dogs, squeeze a dog.
	There's no mess here.
	Gotta go, you know, wake up, take the kids to school and do everything in the morning.
	That was painful.
	Thank you for suffering with me.
	I hope my suffering with you alleviated all of our collective suffering.
	And I will see you all tomorrow.
	Good night, everybody.
	Enjoy the rest of the evening.
	Peace out.

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