New Gearbox Emergency
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I need to get rich.
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Get me some diamond chains.
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I promise it.
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Fuck about it.
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I'm in jail phone.
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I want my watches back.
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Give me my watches again.
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It should be in some hot nigga.
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Like I took this.
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I see when I shot niggas.
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Andrew, what's the emergency?
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I'm sick.
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And you said there's some super emergency and I have to come anyway.
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Yeah, it's emergency.
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Luke's sick.
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But it's an emergency situation.
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But guys, it is super emergency.
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Do you see this?
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Do you see this?
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Do you see this, Luke?
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I know where you are.
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Do you see this or not?
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I know where we are.
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This chain is too small for Andrew Tate.
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Guys.
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This is bullshit.
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I do.
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I'll give you 10 guesses in a million years.
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You'd never work it out.
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This is stupid.
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It's tradition.
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No, but we could have delayed the tradition like a day.
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Why?
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Because I'm sick.
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It's an emergency.
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Oh, fuck him.
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I don't give a fuck about it.
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You said it was a super emergency.
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How is this not?
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Good, good.
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Survive the summer without getting rest.
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What am I going to do?
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I can't wear all these things.
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You've got 10 backups.
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The black indeed.
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What's up?
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Oh, you're good.
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What's up, Bailey?
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What's up, baby?
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Yeah, because if you have like one of these stones in a wedding ring, it's a big deal, right?
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No woman's getting a single one of these stones in any ring ever.
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So if you basically work out that most people would aspire to buy their wife a one to one and a half carat engagement ring.
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How many engagement rings I got?
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86.
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86, that's 172, 260 carat.
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Oh my god.
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Back in the game.
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It looks super cool, but it's ridiculous.
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You know, when I was growing up in Lootin in a single mother council estate, I always thought, I need to get rich and get me some diamond chains.
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We are half black.
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I know.
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Would you like a fat diamond chain though?
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Are you sure?
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I'm sure.
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Oh, look, how's the diamond?
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Look, House of Rest and PTSD, messaging him on WhatsApp.
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Buy diamonds, give me this.
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On the jail phone, I was like, I want my watches back.
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Give me my watches again.
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And then as new upgrades come out, they just put them in the car.
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So as the new gearbox comes out, they put the new gearbox.
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It's like Lego.
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So that's your car.
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And then the new gearbox comes out, they put the new gearbox in.
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So when I bought that Hyura VC, there's been upgrades since.
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There's a new gearbox, a new clutch, all these new things.
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So you send your car, it comes back the same, but it's obviously different.
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No one knows this thing.
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Do you charge for it?
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Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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It charges loads.
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They do charge.
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But the point is, as technology upgrades, you're not stuck with an old car.
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You get to keep that car for the rest of your life.
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And they make all the parts.
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Which is cool.
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It's super cool.
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So you buy your one Pagani, that's your Pagani.
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Oh, you're going to take it?
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If there's any problem with the size in, they should all be sized to you.
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Yeah, cool.
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But if there's any issues, I've got the links.
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So just, I'll keep the links and then I can send drivers to you to change.
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I think we'll take one link out of this or not.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you, G. Thank you, T. life.
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Boxing.
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The better your balance, the better you balance.
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So when you balance, get to get down.
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Get down.
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On the division.
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Now, watch this.
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I'm right here.
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Hit me with a jab.
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Boom.
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Every time you go, just hit me.
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Hit me.
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Hit my foot.
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See, I'm even running into it because I'm leaning forward.
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The biggest difference between MMA footwork and boxing footwork is night and day.
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The similarities is we both depend on our feet.
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MMA depend on theirs to kit.
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Boxers depend on theirs for balance and loop.
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So he's coming over to my genre, which is boxing.
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It's important for him to learn how to punch with balance.
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Bailey, hear me out.
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Does the definition of a chain require the material to be made of metal?
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I don't think so.
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I think a chain is simply an interlocking loop of connection of little loops.
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Little circles.
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Chainmail.
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Oh, am I not?
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You live in Dubai.
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What the fuck do you need chainmail for?
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Motorcycle accident?
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No, I don't think they'd help there.
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You never know.
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Tristan, you can never know for sure.
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Do they sell knives here?
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Here's one thing I do know.
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There's kitchen knives.
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If you get chainmail, I will attempt to stab you.
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The only stabbing you are at risk at in Dubai is if you buy chainmail in the first place.
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Because then I'm going to want to know if it works.
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So I'm going to be attacking you with increasingly sharp knives.
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I'll start a bit blunt and we'll see how long until I break through.
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What are you going to do when I buy a full set of plate mail armor?
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Which is stab-proof.
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By the way, I wouldn't wear full plate mail in the Dubai desert.
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You know, you, Luke, you question my resolve.
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Maybe I would.
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Maybe I would wear full plate 187
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000.
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Cloudfair went down yesterday.
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The way they panic.
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They shut up.
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They obey.
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I'm telling you that is scary.
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And I've never shot it at them because I don't want them to be disappointed.
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Shoot me how much it does not.
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Shoot me, I'm curious.
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So the mystery fear.
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Tristan, it does nothing.
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I bought it from a gas station.
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It can't hurt.
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I just want to see if it hurts.
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I just want to see if it hurts turn off.
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It can't hurt.
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I know, but I want to see why everyone's so scared of us.
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Ah!
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Ah, how dare you!
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Luff, I might be scared of that.
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Luke, help me.
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My own brother, that thing might, that thing might hurt, but let's not leave him here.
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Quick, let's go.
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Tristan Tate, you want some money?
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I'm hungry.
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If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god, Tristan, of course the Israelis had him killed.
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Hey, cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
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Tell his man tequila on the rocks.
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Sorry, we only surf 1942 here.
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You're a fucking ugly bitch.
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You look nice today.
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Don't wear that outfit again.
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Is that the ruin called?
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Yes, it is.
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Hey, Alex!
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Evan, Greg.
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Great ass.
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Goes out with that loser, baby Bolton.
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What a talk.
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What do you really want to do with your life?
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Tristan, where are you going?
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I thought you were taking me to Dorsey tonight.
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I have to return some videotapes.
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That is a wonderful suit.
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Don't tell me, don't tell me.
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That's been several.
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Your compliment was sufficient, Philip.
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Try getting a reservation at Dorsey now, you fucking stupid bastard.
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So it's Halloween.
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It is Halloween.
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And Emmy said we're going to a party tonight.
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Is this the type of party that people dress up?
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I know your costume.
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Don't say something stupid.
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You're elbow.
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I'm not elmo.
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You're red.
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Are you sure?
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You don't think he's elbow?
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He might be.
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Who are you?
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Wait, let me guess.
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Big bird.
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I knew he was going to say big bird.
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I'm just trying to work out who you are.
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I know who you two are, Bert and Ernie.
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That would actually have.
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I'm not.
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I'm actually dressing something out.
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I am Patrick Bacon.
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As you could obviously tell, seeing as I've had a tie from 1994, specially ordered from a vintage store to match Patrick Bacon.
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Patrick Bateman, I don't really see it.
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Why the fuck aren't you two dressed up?
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Is this the kind of party that people dress up at?
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I don't really see Patrick Bateman.
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Andrew, do people dress up at this party you've invited me to?
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Clearly, because I am dressed as Andrew Tate from Tate Confidential.
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That's not a costume.
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It's you.
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No, he really makes the part.
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Do I look good?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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I'm cousin Luke.
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I've got my hat, iPhone.
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He's got the gorilla hat and everything.
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The name?
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And the name.
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You can't dress up as yourself.
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Have you ever watched the Take Confidential series?
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Have you seen the show?
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You can't dress up as yourself.
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That's the point of Halloween.
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No, but have you seen the show?
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Yes, I've seen you.
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Can I dress up as character of a show?
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Not if you are the character.
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Admit our costumes are perfect.
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I think it's 10 out of 10.
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Are you sure you're not Helen?
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Guys, why'd you bring me here?
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No, you guys are just sitting on the couch.
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Andrew.
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Exactly.
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Andrew.
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Why'd you bring me here?
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Yeah, you guys are just you're just sitting down What are you doing?
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I'm just sitting down.
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That's what I mean.
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Happy Halloween.
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So we did your idea before you and you're blaming us.
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No, but you brought me here.
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Did you expect to have a bottle of flowers?
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I never told you anything like a baby body before.
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but i expected you guys guys this doesn't make sense Why are we here?
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And after this party, we're going to another party.
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Just to sit down.
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So, it's super surprising to me, but no one wanted to take pictures with me.
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I think maybe it's because my costume's too good.
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I'm really surprised.
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No one wants to take pictures with me.
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No one took pictures with Luke from Confidential?
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No one.
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A single person wanted a picture of me.
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I was sitting in here filming you guys.
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Having to do all these pictures and why he was.
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His costume was so good that people just thought that he was an awesome culture player.
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Yeah.
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Who's dressed as Luke?
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Makes sense.
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Makes sense.
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They thought I was just a normal guy.
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I mean, the gorilla hat looked very authentic.
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Everyone hates you.
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Everyone hates you, and that's why we don't want a photo of you.
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As a character, you're uninteresting and shit.
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And everyone hates you.
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You're not necessary for the show.
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And they knew it was the real you and they didn't give a fuck.
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No, that can't be it.
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No, Tristan, I think you had it right.
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I promise.
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I promise from the bottom of my heart.
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I promise everyone hates you.
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is that your cousin luke and then when i don't want a photo with him yeah and then i said yes And walked off.
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They say, make sure, even by accident, in the background of someone else's photo, I am not in the same photo as him.
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That's what they were saying.
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They came out to me and said, anything it takes to make sure I don't get a photo.
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They didn't say that.
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Okay, so Andrew, I assume we're not going home.
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Oh, no, we're going to the next party.
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That was a fucking great time.
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We had so much fucking fun.
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You want to end it now, Elmo?
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I don't know, but I am.
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Well, tickle me because we've just fucking begun.
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Guys, begin.
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This rodeo has just started.
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You get on the bowl, and I decide when I kick you off.
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The rodeo has just begun, cowboy.
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I'm already wasted.
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Did you see how much I consumed in there?
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Wait, guys.
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Luke, did you see how much I consumed in there?
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No, you ate cookies and you're stuck on cookies.
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Yeah.
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Can I?
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No.
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Did you see how many I ate, though?
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Listen, we're going to crank this party up to fucking level 11 off the charts.
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The chart only goes to 10.
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We're taking it to level 11.
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We are with Luke, party animal of the world.
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So at least we have a mascot to take us to.
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I promise, I'm genuinely super excited.
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Tristan, isn't it a bit childish to be dressed up as Elmo?
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Why are we doing that?
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I looked at the video of me as American Psycho, and I'm like, great.
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No steroids.
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I look good.
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I feel good.
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I avoid sugars.
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I drink in moderation.
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I drink 20 coffees a day.
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I train every day.
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I feel amazing to party.
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Caffeine has no downside.
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No, it's zero.
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So there's no reason to not be pumped on coffee.
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Not just no downside.
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There's huge upsides.
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Caffeine industrialized the world.
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Why do you think the British, thank you very much, went to war with all these countries for tea and coffee?
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You think it's because they wanted to be refreshed and fucking no.
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Nope.
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They're like, this is it.
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This is the Industrial Revolution was built on coffee.
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In a world where nobody had ever tried it, if you had one cup of tea or coffee with caffeine, you'd fucking hear it.
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It's the first time people worked shifts instead of following the sun.
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And they industrialized the entire country.
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Coffee breaks were mandated.
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You had to drink coffee.
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Coffee break was not them being nice.
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They said, no, there's a break for coffee.
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Drink it.
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Drink your drink.
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Yo, hold the movie until I go more subject.
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Daisy Bailey.
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Why do you try and get all the videos on Rumble to be mercy?
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I'm staying for a fucking fight.