| Time | Text |
|---|---|
|
New Gearbox Emergency
00:05:40
|
|
| I need to get rich. | |
| Get me some diamond chains. | |
| I promise it. | |
| Fuck about it. | |
| I'm in jail phone. | |
| I want my watches back. | |
| Give me my watches again. | |
| It should be in some hot nigga. | |
| Like I took this. | |
| I see when I shot niggas. | |
| Andrew, what's the emergency? | |
| I'm sick. | |
| And you said there's some super emergency and I have to come anyway. | |
| Yeah, it's emergency. | |
| Luke's sick. | |
| But it's an emergency situation. | |
| But guys, it is super emergency. | |
| Do you see this? | |
| Do you see this? | |
| Do you see this, Luke? | |
| I know where you are. | |
| Do you see this or not? | |
| I know where we are. | |
| This chain is too small for Andrew Tate. | |
| Guys. | |
| This is bullshit. | |
| I do. | |
| I'll give you 10 guesses in a million years. | |
| You'd never work it out. | |
| This is stupid. | |
| It's tradition. | |
| No, but we could have delayed the tradition like a day. | |
| Why? | |
| Because I'm sick. | |
| It's an emergency. | |
| Oh, fuck him. | |
| I don't give a fuck about it. | |
| You said it was a super emergency. | |
| How is this not? | |
| Good, good. | |
| Survive the summer without getting rest. | |
| What am I going to do? | |
| I can't wear all these things. | |
| You've got 10 backups. | |
| The black indeed. | |
| What's up? | |
| Oh, you're good. | |
| What's up, Bailey? | |
| What's up, baby? | |
| Yeah, because if you have like one of these stones in a wedding ring, it's a big deal, right? | |
| No woman's getting a single one of these stones in any ring ever. | |
| So if you basically work out that most people would aspire to buy their wife a one to one and a half carat engagement ring. | |
| How many engagement rings I got? | |
| 86. | |
| 86, that's 172, 260 carat. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Back in the game. | |
| It looks super cool, but it's ridiculous. | |
| You know, when I was growing up in Lootin in a single mother council estate, I always thought, I need to get rich and get me some diamond chains. | |
| We are half black. | |
| I know. | |
| Would you like a fat diamond chain though? | |
| Are you sure? | |
| I'm sure. | |
| Oh, look, how's the diamond? | |
| Look, House of Rest and PTSD, messaging him on WhatsApp. | |
| Buy diamonds, give me this. | |
| On the jail phone, I was like, I want my watches back. | |
| Give me my watches again. | |
| And then as new upgrades come out, they just put them in the car. | |
| So as the new gearbox comes out, they put the new gearbox. | |
| It's like Lego. | |
| So that's your car. | |
| And then the new gearbox comes out, they put the new gearbox in. | |
| So when I bought that Hyura VC, there's been upgrades since. | |
| There's a new gearbox, a new clutch, all these new things. | |
| So you send your car, it comes back the same, but it's obviously different. | |
| No one knows this thing. | |
| Do you charge for it? | |
| Yeah, it doesn't matter. | |
| It charges loads. | |
| They do charge. | |
| But the point is, as technology upgrades, you're not stuck with an old car. | |
| You get to keep that car for the rest of your life. | |
| And they make all the parts. | |
| Which is cool. | |
| It's super cool. | |
| So you buy your one Pagani, that's your Pagani. | |
| Oh, you're going to take it? | |
| If there's any problem with the size in, they should all be sized to you. | |
| Yeah, cool. | |
| But if there's any issues, I've got the links. | |
| So just, I'll keep the links and then I can send drivers to you to change. | |
| I think we'll take one link out of this or not. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Thank you, G. Thank you, T. life. | |
| Boxing. | |
| The better your balance, the better you balance. | |
| So when you balance, get to get down. | |
| Get down. | |
| On the division. | |
| Now, watch this. | |
| I'm right here. | |
| Hit me with a jab. | |
| Boom. | |
| Every time you go, just hit me. | |
| Hit me. | |
| Hit my foot. | |
| See, I'm even running into it because I'm leaning forward. | |
| The biggest difference between MMA footwork and boxing footwork is night and day. | |
| The similarities is we both depend on our feet. | |
| MMA depend on theirs to kit. | |
| Boxers depend on theirs for balance and loop. | |
| So he's coming over to my genre, which is boxing. | |
| It's important for him to learn how to punch with balance. | |
| Bailey, hear me out. | |
| Does the definition of a chain require the material to be made of metal? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| I think a chain is simply an interlocking loop of connection of little loops. | |
| Little circles. | |
| Chainmail. | |
| Oh, am I not? | |
| You live in Dubai. | |
| What the fuck do you need chainmail for? | |
| Motorcycle accident? | |
| No, I don't think they'd help there. | |
| You never know. | |
| Tristan, you can never know for sure. | |
| Do they sell knives here? | |
| Here's one thing I do know. | |
| There's kitchen knives. | |
| If you get chainmail, I will attempt to stab you. | |
| The only stabbing you are at risk at in Dubai is if you buy chainmail in the first place. | |
| Because then I'm going to want to know if it works. | |
| So I'm going to be attacking you with increasingly sharp knives. | |
| I'll start a bit blunt and we'll see how long until I break through. | |
| What are you going to do when I buy a full set of plate mail armor? | |
| Which is stab-proof. | |
| By the way, I wouldn't wear full plate mail in the Dubai desert. | |
| You know, you, Luke, you question my resolve. | |
| Maybe I would. | |
| Maybe I would wear full plate 187 | |
| 000. | |
| Cloudfair went down yesterday. | |
|
Money Making Mastery
00:08:40
|
|
| Half the internet collapsed. | |
| X went silent. | |
| Websites froze. | |
| Most people panicked. | |
| But our students closed deals, launched products, stacked cash. | |
| Because here's what nobody tells you. | |
| We teach money making as a skill. | |
| Not a platform, not a tool, a skill. | |
| Content creation, AI automation, crypto, social media, all of it. | |
| Over 100,000 students. | |
| Live calls every single day showing you exactly how to make money. | |
| While others refreshed broken pages, our students ran outreach, closed sales, got paid. | |
| I've been learning outreach and sending emails and making around $2,000 tomorrow. | |
| $11,000. | |
| Around $20K, I've probably made about $100,000. | |
| Since joining the real world, most people spend years hoping for a break. | |
| Our students make their first dollar in weeks. | |
| The internet went down for six hours. | |
| That's all it took to separate the skilled from the stuck. | |
| Join the real world today and start making money now. | |
| The way they panic. | |
| They shut up. | |
| They obey. | |
| I'm telling you that is scary. | |
| And I've never shot it at them because I don't want them to be disappointed. | |
| Shoot me how much it does not. | |
| Shoot me, I'm curious. | |
| So the mystery fear. | |
| Tristan, it does nothing. | |
| I bought it from a gas station. | |
| It can't hurt. | |
| I just want to see if it hurts. | |
| I just want to see if it hurts turn off. | |
| It can't hurt. | |
| I know, but I want to see why everyone's so scared of us. | |
| Ah! | |
| Ah, how dare you! | |
| Luff, I might be scared of that. | |
| Luke, help me. | |
| My own brother, that thing might, that thing might hurt, but let's not leave him here. | |
| Quick, let's go. | |
| Tristan Tate, you want some money? | |
| I'm hungry. | |
| If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job? | |
| Oh, thank you, sir. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh my god, Tristan, of course the Israelis had him killed. | |
| Hey, cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. | |
| Tell his man tequila on the rocks. | |
| Sorry, we only surf 1942 here. | |
| You're a fucking ugly bitch. | |
| You look nice today. | |
| Don't wear that outfit again. | |
| Is that the ruin called? | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| Hey, Alex! | |
| Evan, Greg. | |
| Great ass. | |
| Goes out with that loser, baby Bolton. | |
| What a talk. | |
| What do you really want to do with your life? | |
| Tristan, where are you going? | |
| I thought you were taking me to Dorsey tonight. | |
| I have to return some videotapes. | |
| That is a wonderful suit. | |
| Don't tell me, don't tell me. | |
| That's been several. | |
| Your compliment was sufficient, Philip. | |
| Try getting a reservation at Dorsey now, you fucking stupid bastard. | |
| So it's Halloween. | |
| It is Halloween. | |
| And Emmy said we're going to a party tonight. | |
| Is this the type of party that people dress up? | |
| I know your costume. | |
| Don't say something stupid. | |
| You're elbow. | |
| I'm not elmo. | |
| You're red. | |
| Are you sure? | |
| You don't think he's elbow? | |
| He might be. | |
| Who are you? | |
| Wait, let me guess. | |
| Big bird. | |
| I knew he was going to say big bird. | |
| I'm just trying to work out who you are. | |
| I know who you two are, Bert and Ernie. | |
| That would actually have. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I'm actually dressing something out. | |
| I am Patrick Bacon. | |
| As you could obviously tell, seeing as I've had a tie from 1994, specially ordered from a vintage store to match Patrick Bacon. | |
| Patrick Bateman, I don't really see it. | |
| Why the fuck aren't you two dressed up? | |
| Is this the kind of party that people dress up at? | |
| I don't really see Patrick Bateman. | |
| Andrew, do people dress up at this party you've invited me to? | |
| Clearly, because I am dressed as Andrew Tate from Tate Confidential. | |
| That's not a costume. | |
| It's you. | |
| No, he really makes the part. | |
| Do I look good? | |
| Yeah, it's really good. | |
| I'm cousin Luke. | |
| I've got my hat, iPhone. | |
| He's got the gorilla hat and everything. | |
| The name? | |
| And the name. | |
| You can't dress up as yourself. | |
| Have you ever watched the Take Confidential series? | |
| Have you seen the show? | |
| You can't dress up as yourself. | |
| That's the point of Halloween. | |
| No, but have you seen the show? | |
| Yes, I've seen you. | |
| Can I dress up as character of a show? | |
| Not if you are the character. | |
| Admit our costumes are perfect. | |
| I think it's 10 out of 10. | |
| Are you sure you're not Helen? | |
| Guys, why'd you bring me here? | |
| No, you guys are just sitting on the couch. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Why'd you bring me here? | |
| Yeah, you guys are just you're just sitting down What are you doing? | |
| I'm just sitting down. | |
| That's what I mean. | |
| Happy Halloween. | |
| So we did your idea before you and you're blaming us. | |
| No, but you brought me here. | |
| Did you expect to have a bottle of flowers? | |
| I never told you anything like a baby body before. | |
| but i expected you guys guys this doesn't make sense Why are we here? | |
| And after this party, we're going to another party. | |
| Just to sit down. | |
| So, it's super surprising to me, but no one wanted to take pictures with me. | |
| I think maybe it's because my costume's too good. | |
| I'm really surprised. | |
| No one wants to take pictures with me. | |
| No one took pictures with Luke from Confidential? | |
| No one. | |
| A single person wanted a picture of me. | |
| I was sitting in here filming you guys. | |
| Having to do all these pictures and why he was. | |
| His costume was so good that people just thought that he was an awesome culture player. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who's dressed as Luke? | |
| Makes sense. | |
| Makes sense. | |
| They thought I was just a normal guy. | |
| I mean, the gorilla hat looked very authentic. | |
| Everyone hates you. | |
| Everyone hates you, and that's why we don't want a photo of you. | |
| As a character, you're uninteresting and shit. | |
| And everyone hates you. | |
| You're not necessary for the show. | |
| And they knew it was the real you and they didn't give a fuck. | |
| No, that can't be it. | |
| No, Tristan, I think you had it right. | |
| I promise. | |
| I promise from the bottom of my heart. | |
| I promise everyone hates you. | |
| is that your cousin luke and then when i don't want a photo with him yeah and then i said yes And walked off. | |
| They say, make sure, even by accident, in the background of someone else's photo, I am not in the same photo as him. | |
| That's what they were saying. | |
| They came out to me and said, anything it takes to make sure I don't get a photo. | |
| They didn't say that. | |
| Okay, so Andrew, I assume we're not going home. | |
| Oh, no, we're going to the next party. | |
| That was a fucking great time. | |
| We had so much fucking fun. | |
| You want to end it now, Elmo? | |
| I don't know, but I am. | |
| Well, tickle me because we've just fucking begun. | |
| Guys, begin. | |
| This rodeo has just started. | |
| You get on the bowl, and I decide when I kick you off. | |
| The rodeo has just begun, cowboy. | |
| I'm already wasted. | |
| Did you see how much I consumed in there? | |
| Wait, guys. | |
| Luke, did you see how much I consumed in there? | |
| No, you ate cookies and you're stuck on cookies. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can I? | |
| No. | |
| Did you see how many I ate, though? | |
| Listen, we're going to crank this party up to fucking level 11 off the charts. | |
| The chart only goes to 10. | |
| We're taking it to level 11. | |
| We are with Luke, party animal of the world. | |
| So at least we have a mascot to take us to. | |
| I promise, I'm genuinely super excited. | |
| Tristan, isn't it a bit childish to be dressed up as Elmo? | |
| Why are we doing that? | |
| I looked at the video of me as American Psycho, and I'm like, great. | |
| No steroids. | |
| I look good. | |
| I feel good. | |
| I avoid sugars. | |
| I drink in moderation. | |
| I drink 20 coffees a day. | |
| I train every day. | |
| I feel amazing to party. | |
| Caffeine has no downside. | |
| No, it's zero. | |
| So there's no reason to not be pumped on coffee. | |
| Not just no downside. | |
| There's huge upsides. | |
| Caffeine industrialized the world. | |
| Why do you think the British, thank you very much, went to war with all these countries for tea and coffee? | |
| You think it's because they wanted to be refreshed and fucking no. | |
| Nope. | |
| They're like, this is it. | |
| This is the Industrial Revolution was built on coffee. | |
| In a world where nobody had ever tried it, if you had one cup of tea or coffee with caffeine, you'd fucking hear it. | |
| It's the first time people worked shifts instead of following the sun. | |
| And they industrialized the entire country. | |
| Coffee breaks were mandated. | |
| You had to drink coffee. | |
| Coffee break was not them being nice. | |
| They said, no, there's a break for coffee. | |
| Drink it. | |
| Drink your drink. | |
| Yo, hold the movie until I go more subject. | |
| Daisy Bailey. | |
| Why do you try and get all the videos on Rumble to be mercy? | |
| I'm staying for a fucking fight. | |