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Genie Points at the Castle
00:06:31
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| Everything he touches, he breaks. | |
| Point at the person you think is it full. | |
| You think you're gonna shoot me? | |
| See a brown guy running? | |
| When I'm done coming in all of them, it's called history, it's bullshit. | |
| Andrew, I walked outside this morning for coffee and there's a rim mag just sitting in the hotel parking lot. | |
| Yeah, speaking of coffee, I have six coffees to finish. | |
| Where's your coffee? | |
| Got yourself a man. | |
| I had my one. | |
| One. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm good. | |
| What were you complaining about? | |
| I'm not complaining. | |
| I'm just kind of amused that a car just spawned overnight. | |
| We've been driving through Romania for nearly two weeks now. | |
| I drove the Astons, both of them, the V12 Vantage, which is obviously a limited edition car, the DBS 770, which is the end of the production run for the DBS, so it has more horsepower. | |
| That's a limited edition car. | |
| And then the 765 LT, which is one of my favorite cars. | |
| I have five of those. | |
| I decided to change it up. | |
| So I instructed the Rimac Nivera, the fastest car in the world that has 26 speed records, to be transported from Croatia to my hotel here in Romania while I was busy impregnating females. | |
| So now it's here. | |
| If I give instructions, they just happen, Bailey. | |
| I'm that guy. | |
| I say things and it comes true. | |
| I'm kind of like a genie because I have genie points. | |
| And genie points, otherwise known as money, means that I can instruct people to do things or ask for things to happen. | |
| And some genie points disappear. | |
| And before you know it, it's done. | |
| Bring me the fastest car in the world. | |
| Bring me six coffees. | |
| Whatever. | |
| It's just genie points. | |
| It's over there, right? | |
| I haven't even seen it yet. | |
| I have work to do. | |
| But when I finish my work, then I'm going to train. | |
| I might have another round on those three. | |
| When I'm done coming and all of them, I'm going to sit down and try and work that car up. | |
| Remember when my Jesco turned up? | |
| The Tifty Blue Jessica? | |
| Remember? | |
| And then I drove all around the city. | |
| Then it blew up in traffic the next day. | |
| Remember that? | |
| And they took it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| The stock home getting built again. | |
| I might have to bring my second Jesco here. | |
| How many Jesco's you got? | |
| None. | |
| Remember the Pagani Hyura? | |
| Remember when I bought that in Dubai? | |
| Remember the Pagani Utopia? | |
| You've seen that yet? | |
| All hyper cars. | |
| $30, $40 million of cars. | |
| All genie points. | |
| How many Genie points do you have? | |
| How many Remagnets do you have? | |
| Z-Road. | |
| How many can you order with your Genie points? | |
| Also, Z-Roads. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| I would never encourage someone to kill themselves, but... | |
| Melly might just like step. | |
| Yeah, you girls, he don't miss. | |
| I don't give my energy to nobody except my click. | |
| Yeah, I just better come over here and see good on the bitch. | |
| Don't say congratulations, but you know they watch that shit. | |
| I ain't even gonna get mad. | |
| I'm young, black, and rich. | |
| She tryna sell me lies, bitch. | |
| I ain't buying soup. | |
| If we ain't talking money, then I'ma be the bitch. | |
| I put ice in my mouth. | |
| Yeah, I'm hydrated. | |
| I ain't even gonna get mad. | |
| I'm young, black, and rich. | |
| She tryna sell me lies, bitch. | |
| I ain't buying soup. | |
| If we ain't talking money, then I'ma be the rich. | |
| I put ice in my mouth. | |
| Yeah, I'm hydrated. | |
| I ain't even gonna get mad. | |
| I'm young, black and rich. | |
| I ain't even gonna stay your life. | |
| 6.5, I catch that fight. | |
| Once my fight, my life off private. | |
| I took the bad bitch, I'm so hot. | |
| I was 16 months, nigga, I'm silent. | |
| Only far off, sweet and alignment. | |
| Yeah, money coming and I kill it. | |
| Guys, you gotta go to the castle. | |
| Why? | |
| It's a castle. | |
| Look, look, it's gorgeous. | |
| I have to film it. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| Only in Romania can we should be driving down a random country road and boom! | |
| Yeah, the American mind is overwhelmed by this, but in basically every European country there's loads of these. | |
| It's called history. | |
| It's called culture. | |
| What do you want to film? | |
| The culture. | |
| I want to film the culture. | |
| What's more the whole point? | |
| What's more luxurious? | |
| The interior of a castle that's hundreds of years old made out of stone. | |
| Or the interior of an Aston Martin. | |
| All I'm saying is the craftsmanship of that castle. | |
| The craftsmanship of that car. | |
| Exactly, hands down. | |
| Let's sit there. | |
| To be honest, though, we could like get a history tour. | |
| See, now Bailey could film the whole history. | |
| And we could learn about all the things of old, and we could see all the beautiful architecture that are inside all of the artifacts. | |
| But I already know the history and I don't care about Baby's feelings. | |
| So. | |
| I'm going to play the Trump card. | |
| It'll get lots of views. | |
| I've got a Trump card. | |
| Well, he's right. | |
| We get lots of. | |
| I've got a Trump card. | |
| If I drive off, you're stuck here. | |
| You know what else? | |
| I want to do something. | |
| What? | |
| You can't dance. | |
| Can't dance. | |
| It did. | |
| It did. | |
| You secure. | |
| Is there any other reason to go to the castle? | |
| Ah, fuck it. | |
| Sit the road. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I've been figured. | |
| I need to document this. | |
| Alex, what did you do? | |
| So, we were actually driving super slow. | |
| No, no, we just got to get to the point. | |
| Did you break the windshield or not? | |
| I did it. | |
| I did it. | |
| Did he break the windshield? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| You broke the windshield of the 765. | |
| Let me just say something. | |
| Let me just say something. | |
| There is nothing he hasn't broken. | |
| His own car? | |
| His bike? | |
| No. | |
| His bit. | |
| Hold on a second. | |
| The MC20. | |
| The MC20. | |
| The 720. | |
| 765 excuse me. | |
| 765 as well. | |
| So everything he touches, he breaks. | |
| You break it, you buy it. | |
| If somebody throws her rocks at you, Alex is now a million Euros in debt. | |
| So Alex broke the windscreen. | |
|
Bro, I Was Up Late
00:08:47
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| What's going on out there? | |
| No, so PC says don't cheap and it's fine. | |
| It's literally 100 leg. | |
| It's 30 feet square. | |
| I broke it here. | |
| Let's say. | |
| The GoPro mount, Bailey broke it. | |
| So Bailey, you have to change your windshield. | |
| So explain this one here. | |
| GoPro mount. | |
| What's this one? | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's another 100 leg. | |
| I can take it. | |
| But this one, it's Bailey's fault. | |
| I've never GoPro. | |
| I've never GoPro this car. | |
| Guys, point at the person you think is at fault. | |
| I've got enough money to fix the windscreen temporarily. | |
| I have just enough cash. | |
| But I'll add it to what you need. | |
| It's fine. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| It's actually fine. | |
| It's that cheap. | |
| I'm going to pay for that cheap. | |
| But these swim screen. | |
| This is not my shop. | |
| I've got just enough cash. | |
| I'll add it to the debt. | |
| I did that. | |
| I did that. | |
| I'm finna spawn. | |
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| Bro, what are we doing? | |
| What are we doing, actually? | |
| What are we doing? | |
| Why are we playing paintball? | |
| And why are you shirtless playing paintball? | |
| You think you're shooting me? | |
| Bro, 360 no scope, you're on. | |
| You think ready? | |
| Modern warfare 2. | |
| You think you're gonna shoot me? | |
| You think you're gonna shoot me? | |
| Bro, I'm white. | |
| Nah. | |
| I'm the deadliest men in history. | |
| We're not in a school, bro. | |
| We're not a school. | |
| In a school, you might be dangerous. | |
| Outside of a school, we're on the streets. | |
| That's where the blacks win. | |
| And the shootouts. | |
| Streets are for blacks. | |
| Schools are for whites. | |
| You always take things to the extreme, so now we can't do it with shirts on. | |
| That's a rule. | |
| I'm not disagreeing. | |
| I'm Jamie's side of mine. | |
| That shirt. | |
| He's stating a matter of fact. | |
| So, selecting teams, blah, blah, blah. | |
| I threw an idea out there. | |
| Race war. | |
| The two niggers, the two half niggers, and the brown man against the whiteies. | |
| I think that's the way we do it. | |
| Random number generator. | |
| Until one team has five people, that's the way it is. | |
| Okay. | |
| The random number generator is between one and two only. | |
| Okay. | |
| Andrew is team two. | |
| Christy. | |
| You are team one. | |
| Stand on the other side. | |
| Marcel is team one. | |
| Who's next? | |
| I'm next. | |
| Two. | |
| With Andrew. | |
| Next. | |
| One. | |
| Bro, I don't want to be in this. | |
| Two. | |
| This is not fair. | |
| Team two. | |
| Go. | |
| Andrew's on my team. | |
| Tristan's on my team. | |
| Security's on my team. | |
| Bro, you still need to have it. | |
| It's going to be fair. | |
| You're going to get fucked. | |
| You are actually going to get fucked. | |
| You have no choice. | |
| Because it's all about surface area. | |
| So I'm super skinny. | |
| These are midgets. | |
| You guys are big as fuck, so you're going to get fucked. | |
| Eyes on you. | |
| You can't see me. | |
| I'm part of the black tires. | |
| Oh, no, no. | |
| On the daytime, yes, I can see you. | |
| Who's middle? | |
| Who's flank? | |
| There's no border, right? | |
| No border. | |
| So we can rush them. | |
| The advantage on this side is we have the higher ground so we can just see where everyone is. | |
| I'll post up here and shoot. | |
| Someone needs to sprint down this way. | |
| Someone needs to sprint that way. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're sprinting right? | |
| You want to hold the middle? | |
| You want to sprint? | |
| Up sprint outside. | |
| Sprint down the side. | |
| I hold the middle. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Bro, guys, go forward! | |
| Marcus, turn up, Marcel. | |
| Marcel, buy the car. | |
| Nigel, ready to be? | |
| Don't know, paste. | |
| Andrew on the cop, three, I'm coming over the hill. | |
| My name really got me from behind. | |
| The rush works. | |
| I got three of them. | |
| Nice. | |
| Skull shooter. | |
| Point blank. | |
| Skull shooter. | |
| Are we gonna do the same strategy? | |
| Just rush. | |
| No brain. | |
| Just rush. | |
| Take them from behind. | |
| Sounds like a plan. | |
| Everybody's in. | |
| Marcel? | |
| I didn't even see you in this match. | |
| Yeah, I was at it. | |
| I got led. | |
| I've got a head top. | |
| Bro, Nigel is actually... Playing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, at least he's trying. | |
| He's not good, but at least he's trying. | |
| They're unprepared for my advanced strategy. | |
| Three people shot me. | |
| I had two guns and I was walking straight to the middle. | |
| I've seen you, Brian. | |
| You're my Terminator. | |
| I had no cover. | |
| None. | |
| I was actually gritting my teeth because I knew it was coming. | |
| And I was shooting at you. | |
| Hold on this time. | |
| I was shooting this side. | |
| I was just walking forward doing this. | |
| Brian. | |
| We had a champion. | |
| I thought, grit my teeth, walk down the middle. | |
| Marcel saw me. | |
| I didn't even try to dock. | |
| No conscience. | |
| I thought you were. | |
| Alexander James. | |
| No, but. | |
| Everybody knew what you're on. | |
| I mean, he has a shirt on, which proves that he's not playing. | |
| He's brown. | |
| Instinct from guarding my house. | |
| You see a brown guy running? | |
| Look, good. | |
| But he's not from the shot. | |
| Yeah, I'm from Pauli. | |
| All on the line. | |
| You heard that? | |
| All on the line. | |
| No covering. | |
| Nice. | |
| So this is the deciding. | |
| I was walking. | |
| I thought they started this side. | |
| I'll hold behind that. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I was cheating. | |
| Well, let's go on the other side then. | |
| We're looking for you. | |
| I'm stuck. | |
| Behind the face. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| You go left. | |
| Retired. | |
| Turn around, let me see your back. | |
| Christian said, I'm gonna do this. | |
| I said, no, don't cheat. | |
| We can beat him fair. | |
| He goes, okay. | |
| I then look down, look back up. | |
| And I see him run behind him. | |
| So he won! | |
| Okay. | |
| So that historic. | |
| He was gone. | |
| So I was like, alright then. | |
| What can I do? | |
| And Andrew heard the buzzer because everyone got shot in the back. | |
| The only game I didn't sprint. | |
| I was like, someone even running. | |
| I'm just going to stand here. | |
| Well, the light was like, yeah, they kept everyone there. | |
| Someone come from behind. | |
| And obviously now we realize that. | |
| Good job, Marcel. | |
| Good job. | |
| We won the last game. | |
| We won. | |
| Which was the game all on the line. | |
| Alright, you won the last game, alright? | |
| That makes it six, three. | |
| No, it does all on the line, though. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| It was all on the line. | |
| It's a golden hammer. | |
| The golden hammer's not the goal. | |
| I hate the player. | |
| Hate the game. | |
| No, I've never lost a game. | |
| You can't keep doing this. | |
| Bro, I was up at fucking 5.30. | |
| I like sleep for three whole hours. | |
| I was here first. | |
| I don't like anybody here. | |
| I'm basically James. | |
| Real nigger ball. | |
| Now give it a pussy. | |