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Island Boundaries
00:06:54
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| You know what's about the island? | |
| There's not a single black inhabitant. | |
| Fucking fuck! | |
| That's your face of anguish when I beat you at Smash Bros. | |
| That's for white people. | |
| For white people. | |
| Nobody knows about us. | |
| Last of all, he was in the 458. | |
| I was in the A12. | |
| And I can't remember why Tristan wasn't here. | |
| Why were you not here when we came racing through Romania five years ago? | |
| I think I remember. | |
| I think I don't like you. | |
| And I decided to stay at home. | |
| It's possible. | |
| That might be the reason why. | |
| But if I knew they had an island, a hidden island, that I could avoid you on, I would have come here to hide on the island. | |
| But you said you was going to go to the island yesterday and you were scared. | |
| I'm moving to the island. | |
| I'm just going to swim over to the island. | |
| I'm planning my movement. | |
| They all wanted you to move to the island so we can have some peace. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you know what's about the island? | |
| There's not a single black inhabitant of that island. | |
| Look. | |
| Not one. | |
| And this is because they cannot swim onto it. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So it takes a little bit warm. | |
| Think about it. | |
| I think England would be alright. | |
| Is there no parking sign on the island? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No parker car on the island. | |
| Otherwise I would have. | |
| They can't tell me what to do. | |
| I have to swim there though. | |
| I don't need a car if I live there. | |
| I'm not going to lie on the island. | |
| Let's not talk about the island. | |
| We're talking about episodes we've gone here. | |
| It just looks appealing. | |
| You're not there. | |
| 6, MSL Sanavich, Lord of Codinat Please no make them catch me with diamond Please no make them catch me with nothing when stick show me | |
| Such spring me can't have quadaguera. | |
| If them catch me, my days are. | |
| Go ahead to gym within 25 minutes drive. | |
| Turn up, play where you don't pay. | |
| Train. | |
| You have to train every day for your mind, not your body. | |
| If you allow yourself to skip days, you allow yourself to be lazy in one thing, you'll be lazy in everything. | |
| I don't allow myself to skip a day. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Doesn't matter if I'm driving for 18 hours. | |
| I can't skip a day. | |
| I have to do it. | |
| I've never skipped a day. | |
| Because some days you get lucky, and you're never going to find your lucky days unless you try every single day. | |
| That's how life works. | |
| 364 days a year, you make no money. | |
| You make it all back on the 365th day. | |
| Same with training, same with everything else. | |
| You miss a day. | |
| You're missing your lucky chance. | |
| Goal to make that lucky day the single day you don't go. | |
| Let's teach you a lesson. | |
| Physical training is more about the mind than the body, and it's about an attitude. | |
| I'm not motivated. | |
| I wouldn't even say I'm disciplined. | |
| To be honest with you, I'm just a fucking adhole. | |
| So I say I'm there to do something and I do it. | |
| The fact that you struggle to promise yourself that you're going to train every day and then actually train every day shows you're destined to be a loser. | |
| So it doesn't matter how busy I am, it doesn't matter how tired I am. | |
| Training must be done because I promised myself that I would take every single chance God affords me. | |
| I don't know what day the chance is coming. | |
| Perhaps today is the day. | |
| May get bigger than ever before. | |
| You never know. | |
| If I wanna be something, of course I'ma be it. | |
| Win-win, there's no competition. | |
| When I play with the shows, that's chilly. | |
| One man, no feed two, I'm finished. | |
| Mama said it takes a pillow. | |
| So my boy, them locked-in women. | |
| With a voice or the speech, I said it. | |
| With a voice or the voice less period. | |
| Do my thing while I see for watching. | |
| Hate them and don't hate them message. | |
| So many things inside, you feel an eye. | |
| When you try to see him into savage, you in trouble, yam and family. | |
| You're a fucking tough guy. | |
| Talk about being a pirate. | |
| You wouldn't even jump in and swim when you had a chance. | |
| It's mine now. | |
| You're a fucking punk. | |
| I'm Tristan. | |
| I'm Tristan. | |
| You are gay, sir. | |
| You're a fucking gang. | |
| In favor, please tell me more about your dreams and aspirations so I can crush them. | |
| All your fucking talk about the island. | |
| It's mine now. | |
| I conquered it. | |
| I can step foot on it. | |
| You're a fucking nobody. | |
| Any other dreams for me to crush? | |
| Anything else you want to achieve? | |
| Go on, say something. | |
| Go on, say something. | |
| You're a fucker. | |
| You're a fucker. | |
| He took the island. | |
| That's that Jeske. | |
| He got rid of Andrew. | |
| Romania is the island. | |
| Fine by me. | |
| You suck! | |
| You suck! | |
| This is the most holiday thing that we might have done in the year. | |
| More holiday than Miami or Dubai. | |
| I can go harder. | |
| Bro, this is 10 times better than Miami and Dubai. | |
| It is. | |
| Some random boat in Romania for like five bucks. | |
| It's true. | |
| In a random city that we randomly got here down a random road. | |
| This is nice. | |
| In supercars. | |
| Now we're looking at a random statue of Sasquatch carved into the side of a mountain. | |
| That's your face. | |
| That's your face of anguish when I beat you at Smash Bros. | |
| Bro, you wish. | |
| That is Sasquatch by the Lord, Sasquatch. | |
| That's Sasquatch. | |
| Look, that is Sasko. | |
| We almost got caught. | |
| That's how it starts. | |
| Bunch of friends, unprepared with no gear, went into the cave. | |
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Romania's Ruined Towns
00:06:17
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| This is how it always begins. | |
| We almost got them. | |
| Flash flood. | |
| Before I know it, you're fucking drowning to death in some random cave. | |
| You call the Romanian secret. | |
| You call the Romanian fucking rescue team. | |
| They're all busy eating meat. | |
| Drunk. | |
| What is the problem today? | |
| Yeah, literally. | |
| Fuck that. | |
| No caves. | |
| We have a no cave policy. | |
| That's for white people. | |
| I think the Lord Jesus Christ says something about not going in caves. | |
| He doesn't. | |
| Well, the Bible doesn't say he does, but Jesus said lots of things that never made it in the Bible. | |
| The man lived 33 years, Bailey. | |
| Every word he ever said isn't in the Bible, is it? | |
| And I heard a rumor that he said going in caves is gay. | |
| Well, we rolled past the monastery, the nuns reality. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You didn't hear it? | |
| Ah, they were warning us right there. | |
| And all these monasteries burning all their candles thousands of years before America even existed were passing down the message of do not go in caves the Lord Jesus Christ commands. | |
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| They're just stealing the money. | |
| It's fucking incredible if you build a building and it's a big, boring square, architects put in no effort. | |
| In the 1800s we built these beautiful, ornate structures. | |
| Now everything they build is easy. | |
| So the fact that it's easier to do means it must be less beautiful, because it was so easy to achieve. | |
| It should be a fountain, but it doesn't work. | |
| Nothing in Romania works. | |
| Romania is the worst country of all. | |
| Romania is so nice and if they just had a competent leader it could be very nice and everything was fine here. | |
| And now it's shit because Romanians don't know how to deal. | |
| They don't know how to do the fountain. | |
| They don't know how to do capitalism. | |
| They arrest everyone who makes money. | |
| They it's the whole country's retarded. | |
| This should be so nice. | |
| This should be as nice as Switzerland and it's fine. | |
| The reason they are trying to make everything ugly is because they don't want you to have any vested emotional interest in anything. | |
| If they build a beautiful building in a particular town, you're gonna love that town. | |
| You're gonna care about what happens to that town. | |
| You're gonna care about anything that happens in that town, because there's all these beautiful buildings and it's where you grew up and you feel emotionally attached to that town. | |
| If they make everything ugly all of the time, then you don't care. | |
| Why do you care? | |
| Who gives a shit? | |
| If they ruin the place, none of it matters. | |
| By destroying your emotional investment in the places you live and destroying your emotional investment in basically anything, they leave you completely and utterly open to being enslaved. | |
| Yeah, so this is built in the year 100. | |
| All this was built. | |
| There was all the regions, all that kind of stuff, and then the Romanians used it, the Ottomans used it, everyone used it was super famous, even the communists use it. | |
| Then communism fell. | |
| Capitalism came in 1989. | |
| Romanian capitalism is the same as American capitalism, where you just steal all the money ever since. | |
| The sad fact of the matter is this this, This town, back in the 1970s and 1980s was a tourist destination with hot thermal baths. | |
| People came from all over Eastern Europe. | |
| Poland, Hungary. | |
| This place was thriving and now it's falling apart. | |
| It's falling apart because the resources in Romania have been squandered. | |
| We have all the oil, all the forests, all the minerals, all the natural resources for the government to allocate what is relatively a very small amount of money, a few millions of dollars, to the maintenance and upkeep of towns like this. | |
| But it's all been stolen and towns like this are now falling apart. | |
| Turns out a lot of these thermal baths and these beautiful buildings, the reason they're so messed up, is because a prosecutor seized them. | |
| Just like a prosecutor seized my house and all my cars, saying that the president of Romania had sold them or loaned against them when he wasn't supposed to. | |
| Some big corruption scandal in the early 2000s. | |
| But that meant that these buildings were seized and unaccessible because of the prosecutor's office for 17 years. | |
| One piece of paper from a prosecutor in the 2000s destroyed thousands of years of history. | |
| This place could be like Grendelwald with a beautiful backdrop, beautiful hotels, but the Romanians are fumblers. | |
| They fumble things. | |
| You know, Romanians waste potential so much. | |
| They once had the two most famous brothers in the planet in their country promoting their country and they put him in jail. | |
| Who's going to come along and save this country from itself? | |
| Not me. | |
| Because the moment wealthy millionaires move to this country, they think, let's arrest them and steal their money and indict them. | |
| I don't see how Romania ever pulls itself out of the mess that it's in. | |
| And as beautiful as this country is, and as much potential as towns like this have, I think, in my lifetime, we're going to see it all fall apart. | |
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Touches, Brings Fault
00:01:22
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| You do. | |
| Sure. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| I know that you miss playing SSB, so I got you Mario Kringles, Luigi Kringles, and a Sonic Pez. | |
| You know, I used to think I hate you, but I don't. | |
| You thought I was going to make a judgment about hating you more than normal hate. | |
| Like, I'll despise you or something, but I wouldn't do that. | |
| No, actually, I think this is very thoughtful. | |
| Thank you, Bailey. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| Have a great day. | |
| To everything he touches, he brings. | |
| It's Bailey's fault. | |
| Point at the person you think is at fault. | |
| Do you think you're going to shoot me? | |
| Do you think you're shooting me? | |
| I'm done coming in all of them. | |