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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 112 - WW3
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Get the producer Make the best shows producer We got all that goes producer Gonna bring up feeling producer To the emergency meeting Hi friends It's been a while
But you know there's supposed to be World War III happening, so I thought I'd chip in I'd chime in as Top G. I'll tell you what I was thinking and basically What I want to try and do is teach you how I think now I'm not saying I'm right But my thinking model has allowed me to surpass basically everybody and become the most famous man on the planet So right now we're not just
going to tell you what I think we're going to teach you how to think because most people don't know how to think what you know how to do is react to the information which is put in front of you which means if somebody can tailor the information you see they can tailor your reaction and control you you don't think when you are told something you don't sit and think about it you just accept it as fact or
dispute it instantly either one but you don't think about the scenario so we're going to think about these things what if it's true what if it's false what does this mean either way and ultimately how does it affect me and how can i win because that is the primary objective for most of you at home today from geopolitics your primary objective of geopolitics should be to win and
the reason this geopolitical theater happens in the first place is so that the people who rule you can win they're out to win everybody is and we're going to try using a very simple basic thinking model to decipher even though we're operating in the dark we're blind we still know aikido and in the dark we can still feel around and try to find clues to what might really
be happening here because i have a suspicion it's not what people think it is and of course i could be wrong but i could also be right so first things first why do countries go to war when you ask this question people often say you know the jews or men rules or land there's a whole bunch
of answers but truthfully the answer to all war is influence you want to gain influence that's why they matrix attacked me to damage my influence all battles are a battle for influence and the influence doesn't just have to be foreign it can also be domestic there are many wars which have happened around the world where the primary objective
was to galvanize the domestic population and gain influence over the domestic population as opposed to achieve very much at all with the foreign theater keep this in mind so when you sit and we're going to try and analyze now the different three primary players in this war we have to understand that all of them are looking to gain influence now in real wars
somebody loses and somebody loses influence but in theatrical wars in a false play which is prescripted then actually all of the players can win and all of them can galvanize their native populations all of them can come out looking good all of them can come out achieving to some degree some geopolitical aims and
what do they have to do to achieve that they have to sacrifice one apartment building they have to sacrifice two or three civilians out of a hundred million.
Anybody who's been through COVID knows that governments look at people statistically.
Your individualism doesn't matter to them.
They are statisticians.
If you say to a government, you can lose three people out of 100 million and your government becomes stronger, they will sacrifice those three people.
It's a statistic to them.
It's inhumane.
They don't see these people as people.
They are numbers on a screen for the same reason why a grandmaster will sacrifice a pawn to increase his position, to amplify his combative capabilities.
Nobody discusses how the pawn had a wife and a child and a dog.
Nobody gives a shit because the pawn is dead and he had to die because we needed to take the E4 square.
And now we have it.
And our king and our position is better than it's ever been.
So it was worth sacrificing that pawn.
This is how governments view their populations.
So the first thing we're going to do now, in light of all of this World War III talk, all of these crazy conspiracies flying around the internet, nobody really seems to know what's going on.
Trump was against the Middle Eastern war.
Iran and Israel have now a hot war with missiles flying back and forth.
What's really happening?
Well, I'm going to give you my mental model of what I think is happening.
So firstly, there are three primary governments involved in this debacle.
And we're going to write them down.
We have USA.
We have USA.
Israel, Iran.
So let's discuss so far which of these governments have lost influence and power over their native populations.
Let's begin with USA.
Trump ran on MAGA.
He ran on Make America Great Again and America First.
And I'm going to tell you why you're all confused about that and what America First really means shortly.
So let me write this down to make sure I don't forget it because this is a very important point you have to keep in mind when you analyze geopolitics.
I'm going to write Ollie and you'll understand why later.
Now, on Twitter, there's some Trump fans who are upset by his intervention in the Middle East.
That is true.
But if you were to walk the streets of America, by and large, and go up to the average Fox News viewer and say that Trump hasn't put boots on the ground, no Americans have died.
He sent missiles to stop Iran having a nuclear weapon.
It was a fully successful operation.
And Iran has now been disabled.
Do you like or dislike Trump for that?
Considering Iran screams death to America.
99% of Trump's base have no problems at all with what he's just done because it doesn't affect them.
And they get to say, yeah, America.
Also, when you keep in mind that the theater of war allows massive leeway for other domestic situations, e.g.
security, e.g.
locking down of protesters, e.g.
controlling finances and free speech, a theater of war gives the government the number one thing it always wants more of, which is control.
Has the American government lost influence with its people because of the actions it has taken?
Or has it positioned itself where it actually has the ability and capability to have more control over the native populace?
I would argue that Trump's position hasn't been damaged by this missile strike very much at all.
I don't think he's lost the support people think he has.
I think tactically, he now gets to have an excuse for high fuel prices.
He gets to talk about the stock market going down.
All of these things are now, ah, Iran.
He gets to externalize a whole bunch of other problems.
Nobody died.
There's nobody on the news with a name and a face.
I'm going to talk about that in a second as well.
Name and face.
And he did it early on in his presidency.
So let's not pretend in three and a half years from now, people aren't going to be voting for whoever Trump endorses.
Nobody's going to give a shit because American politics is so galvanized with both camps on either side.
Nobody's going to sit and say, well, three and a half years ago, Trump sent one missile.
I remember during his last presidency, he struck Syria or he killed an Iranian general during his last presidency.
And I remember everyone was upset about that.
Did anybody talk about that when he re-ran?
No.
So what has he really lost?
He satisfied the oligarchy of America.
That's why I've written Oli.
Because when you talk about putting America first, you're not talking about putting you first.
It's not talking about putting the average man first.
It's not talking about putting the plebs first.
It's not talking about putting any of you fucking brokeies first.
When a government wants to put its people first, what it means is it wants to put its oligarchy first.
Its primary objective, all governments, by the way, not just the American government, is to keep its rich people happy.
They don't care if the brokeies are unhappy because brokeies are always unhappy because they're poor.
So their primary objective is to keep the oligarchy satisfied because your oligarchy are the only ones who can betray you.
If your rich people get upset, they can have a mass exodus.
They can leave with their wealth, with their capability, with their brains, with the job producing, they can take it all abroad.
They can also, via their connections, money, and power, try and throw a coup politically.
You need to have all of the rich people happy so they continue to donate to the Republican Party, so they don't complain when you do whatever you need to do.
You need to keep your rich people happy.
Has striking Iran upset the rich oligarchy of the USA?
And I want you to understand something.
Not many countries, guys, this is deep thinking, because I don't know the answers.
I'm just telling you how I see the world.
Not many countries have the capability to control their oligarchy.
We can analyze this.
Why would BRICS be such a difficult currency, such a difficult experiment to finally succeed with?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because Venezuela has an oligarchy.
Venezuela has a whole bunch of rich Venezuelans and they have a whole bunch of dollars and they have a whole bunch of international money.
Now, if Venezuela joins BRICS and they tried to truly leave the dollar, like they were talking about before Trump came in, you'll notice when governments sanction countries, they don't just sanction the country, they sanction all of these high-ranking individuals.
America will say, we're sanctioning Venezuela and a list of 58 people.
Who are these 58 people?
These 58 people are the rich niggers.
Why do you want to sanction the rich people of Venezuela?
Because if you take all of the rich people's money, if you stop the rich people in Venezuela from being allowed to use the dollar, if you prevent them from traveling, if you issue arrest warrants that make them stuck to be stuck inside of their country, if you say they can't access their foreign bank accounts,
their foreign investments, if they can no longer access the stock market, if you say to the richest people in Venezuela, we're going to steal all your wealth and ruin your life because this president is doing something we don't like, then the rich people will get together because the rich people control the news and they control the funding of the politics and they will say, let's change the president so that we get our money back.
So you have to control your oligarchy.
That's why a country like Venezuela, which I've picked off the top of my head, is always going to struggle to do anything counter to American influence because they can just go for the high-ranking income earners, the ultra-wealthy people, and cause a soft revolution inside of the nation.
So if you're the leader of Venezuela, your primary objective is to keep your rich people happy.
Russia does this.
Russia, if it has a problem with an oligarch, throws them out the window.
And you can look up high-ranking Russian officials who have fallen out of windows.
Because Russia makes it clear to its oligarchy, if you want to betray the Russian state, you will fall out of a window.
So Russia uses intimidation tactics.
China, same.
It controls its oligarchy with fear.
The Americans control their oligarchy slightly more, you wouldn't say fear as such.
However, the long arm of the law is never too far away.
But they always try to keep these people satiated.
So when he says make America great again, America first, he means American oligarchs first.
He doesn't care about the brokies.
Nobody has ever cared about poor people.
They will never care about poor people.
Wake up.
It's about the oligarchies always.
And a country that can control its oligarchy is sovereign.
A country like the UK, where you have massive wealth flight, where all of the millionaires are leaving now, where all the millionaires are going to Dubai, the Middle East, the conflict zone.
They say they're unhappy with Muslim immigration, so they move to an Islamic country.
When you can't keep your wealth in place, when you raise exit taxes, when you try and scare them with taxation from leaving, and they still leave, you now have a wealth flight and your tax base collapses.
So you have to understand, the American government, has it pissed off its rich people?
No.
Has Trump lost global influence?
No.
I would argue to many people around the world, Trump now actually looks like he's on business.
I'm on business.
I will strike Iran.
I will strike you too.
Who's he pissed off?
Twitter autists and brokeies.
Nobody cares about you.
Now let's look at Israel.
Has Israel lost influence?
Well, Israel's reputation is fucked anyway, and we all know why.
This strike on Iran and the upcoming war, which I believe is fake, and we're going to talk about that shortly, between America and Iran, Israel and Iran, has completely diverted attention away from the number one problem of Israel, which is the optics of Gaza.
The Gaza optics are indefensible.
And war with Iran makes everybody talk about Iran because we are fickle and everybody's in it for entertainment.
And we're going to talk about that later on.
So what has Israel lost?
Well, they've lost three or four apartment buildings in Haifa and Tel Aviv.
Do you think the government of Israel give a fuck about a couple apartment buildings being lost?
Let's be professionals.
This is a government.
And does the government, which is trying to galvanize the local population, to stop the local population from pursuing the corruption claims that Netanyahu was facing, to stop the local population from overthrowing and replacing the government, to keep the local population galvanized in this black and white view of the world where they are constantly under endless attack.
This war with Iran, how has it upset or damaged Israel?
Or has it only given them more top cover to do whatever they want in Gaza and more top cover to walk around the world saying we're victims?
Look, Iran's crazy.
So I'd say Israel won.
I don't think Israel's lost anything from this Iran strike shit.
I don't see what they've lost.
Iran and Israel are sending missiles at each other, yes.
But gentlemen, as professionals, and once again, I know nothing.
I'm just telling you how I think.
I see all these videos of missiles in the sky.
I see the sky alight with some of the most advanced technical weaponry ever constructed by human hands and minds.
And I don't really see that much destruction.
Do you?
I saw a video of 50 missiles in the air.
And then when it comes to destruction, I see half of an apartment building with maybe four apartments gone.
If 50 ballistics are aimed at a city, where is the mass death?
Where is the mass chaos?
50 ballistic missiles can completely level Tel Aviv.
It could completely decimate the place.
And if you went to Tel Aviv today, guess what?
It's largely normal.
I thought they've been on a missile strike for weeks.
What the fuck is going on if this is not just theater?
So Israel's winning.
Israel's gained influence.
Israel hasn't lost any influence.
Now let's look at Iran.
Iran's primary objective is to solidify and galvanize its very different ethnic groups behind the government.
And the easiest way to galvanize a domestic population is with an external enemy.
North Korea does this.
This is why they always say, they're going to attack us, they're going to attack us, we have to stick together.
If you're in a bunker with a yellow man, a black man, a purple man, you'll get along with them because the people outside the bunker are trying to kill you.
If nobody outside the bunker is trying to kill you, all of a sudden you become racist and say, why are you eating rice in my motherfucking bunker, yellow motherfucker?
That's how it goes.
So if you want to galvanize a population, if you want all the sheep to get along, you need the big bad wolf.
Iran, being under constant threat of the Zionists and being one of the only people who can resist the imperialist American empire, keeps the Iranian government in power.
Now, I'm not saying people don't die.
I'm not saying that.
What I'm saying is Iran has not been toppled and it has not been decimated either.
How has the Iranian government lost control or lost influence over its native population?
Because I don't see it.
I would argue the Iranians are now more patriotic, more galvanized behind the leader, more prepared to accept emergency sanctions, rulings, and laws from the government than ever before.
So Iran is winning influence over its domestic population.
All three of these countries are winning, domestically controlling their populations more than ever before.
And it is for this reason that I believe this war is largely theater.
I believe that this is pre-planned theater.
At the top, it would be asinine to believe that it is impossible that USA, Israel, and Iran got on a fucking phone call and said, let's talk about how this is going to go down.
You need to look good.
I need to look good.
You need to look good.
We all need to look good.
So Trump, you get to take out our nuclear facilities because you know what?
We're not going to make a nuclear bomb anyway.
So if you want to bomb this empty crater somewhere in the mountains, you get to bomb it and look like a tough guy.
We can't look like pussies after.
So we have to retaliate.
So we're going to retaliate against one of your air bases, this airbase over here.
Please, you know, evacuate the airbase in advance so that we get to look like tough guys.
Because if we look like pussies, then there's going to be riots and our government's going to change.
We have to look like we're protecting our people.
Israel, you fire rockets at us.
We're going to fire a whole barrage of shit back at you.
But nothing's really going to blow up.
There'll be an odd explosion here or there in the distance somewhere caught on a camera phone.
But there's not going to be any mass death or destruction.
Where's the thousands of deaths?
I mean, with 50 ballistic missiles in a city as densely populated as Tel Aviv, there should be thousands of deaths.
Where are they?
There's none of it.
Because it is a big orchestrated play.
Guys, I learned everything I know about how to make money on the streets.
I learned everything I know about women on the streets.
I learned everything I know about how to deal with the law, how to hide my money, and how to survive in jail on the streets.
And I learned everything I know about geopolitics on the streets because geopolitics is exactly the same as street gangs and mafia.
Sometimes there has to be a show of force.
And sometimes the average grunt at the bottom doesn't realize that the bosses on both sides have already decided which of the grunts are going to die, who's going to win, who's going to lose, how it's going to look, who's going to save face.
It's amazing how rational people at the top are.
Because when you're at the top, you have a lot to lose and you're already in power.
And your primary objective is to retain power.
Trump's primary objective is to retain power over the American government.
B.B. Netanyahu's primary objective is to retain power over the Israeli government.
And the Ayatollah's primary objective is to retain power over the Iranian government.
If they get on a phone call and come up with a plan, a showplay that allows them all to retain power over their respective domestic governments, then they all win.
And all they have to do is sacrifice a couple unlucky motherfuckers who were in the wrong apartment building at the wrong time.
I, now, in the four minutes of research I did, because guys, I announced this emergency meeting four minutes ago, thought, I don't want to look stupid, so what's the chance that I'm wrong?
You know, I could just be completely incorrect.
So I looked up a few things.
Please explain to me why the mainstream media, the mainstream media, and let's remember, the media is the propaganda arm of governments.
They never report the truth.
They report what the government wants them to report.
And when I say governments, guys, I don't mean presidents.
I mean governments.
There's a lot of outside context you have to keep in mind, but keep this in mind.
If democracy was real, Western nations couldn't function.
If every four years everything changed, everyone in their position changed, the entire ideology changed, you would never be able to have a functioning country.
And how could any company or foreign investor make a 20-year bet on a country where every four years everything changes?
That's impossible.
So what really happens?
5%, the outside veneer changes.
The president, the vice president, these people change.
But the security services, the deep state, as we like to call them, they stay exactly the same.
The government's the same.
So the government can make 20-year plans because the government doesn't change.
So what is the media reporting?
The media reports what the government wants.
So if the media is going against the president, you think the president is the government.
Well, clearly not.
The government exists before, during, and after President Trump.
Why is the mainstream media saying this?
Why is the U.S. removing its troops from the base in the Middle East?
And not just all bases, not just one of the hundreds of bases they could have picked.
Why is the mainstream media telling us in advance, before Iran struck this exact base, that we're going to empty it out?
Thank you.
Interesting, isn't it?
So the base was empty, and the media knew about it.
They removed all of their military aircraft from the base long ago.
You could say they were being precautionary, or you could say, perhaps, if you were a conspiracy theorist, that Trump, Iran, Israel, they all talked.
And Iran said, if you hit us, we have to hit you back or we look too soft.
For us to continue to have influence over our domestic population, we need to be able to hit you back.
And the Americans said, well, hit this empty airfield.
What is an airfield without airplanes?
A fucking, it's tarmac.
It's $3,000 of tarmac.
Hit it.
Who gives a shit?
Nothing happens.
Now, how do we know if this is a real attack?
Well, if the American media starts trying to galvanize public sentiment via emotionality, then I will take this back.
Here's how I would take this back.
Guys, I'm just, I'm a guy thinking.
If they start putting up a picture of some guy, Corporal didn't exist.
If Corporal didn't exist, ends up on the mainstream news.
Corporal didn't exist, who had three children and a golden retriever, was killed by Iran when they struck our military base.
Now the war is real because now they're putting a face to the battle.
Now they're trying to get you emotionally invested.
Now they want to have a real war with Iran, not a theatrical war.
They want to have a real war.
But if they say they struck our airbase, there was no casualties, nothing was damaged, then they probably don't really want a real war.
Because if you look at wars throughout history, the false flag which got us into Vietnam, the weapons of mass destruction that got us into Iraq, it's very easy now that Iran has struck an American military base for them to tell the most heinous lies.
They killed 58 bunnies.
We had bunnies on the military base because we were having a bunny day and the bunnies died and three women service members who were also transgender and gay and black and trans all died.
We can't have this.
We have to fight back.
Now it's very easy for the American media and government to lie to us all to drag us into a war because let's be honest, none of you motherfuckers or me have any idea who is on that Air Force base.
Nobody knows.
They can fucking say whatever they fucking want.
And if they say, well, nobody was there, then they probably don't really want a halt war with Iran.
It's probably just Iran with its pre-planned counterattack to the pre-planned attack from USA so that Iran can say to its people, we need to hunker down and get nukes.
We need to be stronger than ever.
Don't give up.
Believe in this government.
America's coming for us.
And America could say, we're the big badass of the world.
You can't get nukes around us.
Don't fuck with us.
And America gets more power over its domestic populations.
And Iran gets more power over its domestic populations.
And Israel gets to distract everyone from Gaza.
And everyone motherfucking wins sitting around eating crumpets while your ass scrolls up and down on fucking Twitter talking about World War III because you're dumb.
Because you are not thinking.
You Are not thinking.
Let's see what other media I could drag out my ass in about four seconds.
What do we have here?
Oh, that's a coincidence.
Iran said it had evacuated the nuclear sites that the U.S. struck.
Now I would argue, and of course I know nothing, that evacuating a nuclear site is probably a pretty difficult thing to do.
It's not the kind of thing you just randomly decide to fucking do.
We built this nuclear impenetrable bunker in the mountains that even bunker buster bombs can't damage.
Let's evacuate.
But Ayatollah, if we take out the nuclear material and we evacuate it, where will we put it?
There's nowhere more safe than our nuclear facility.
Ha ha!
Put it in a warehouse next to the market.
The fuck?
Why would you evacuate a nuclear facility and where the fuck you gonna put the shit that was in there?
Unless you had already agreed with the USA that they were gonna strike the nuclear facility.
Let's imagine you had told Trump, okay, we won't make a nuke.
And Trump said, okay, cool, you won't make a bomb.
But if you come out and say, I won't make a bomb, nobody's gonna believe you because you're Iranian.
So how about this?
You move all your people out, I send some missiles and blow it up.
You're not gonna make one anyway.
And afterwards, you get to strike my airbase.
You look tough.
I look tough.
Everybody fucking wins.
And Iran goes, cool.
Can we have a couple billion dollars?
Sure, we'll wire you 16 billion.
No one's gonna fucking know.
It's not like we're wiring 58 billion to fucking transsexual gorillas in Zambia anyway.
So who the fuck knows?
Oh no, they just randomly decided to evacuate their nuclear facilities and put the fucking nuclear material next to the fucking kebab stand.
Suck a dick.
Bullshit.
I call bullshit.
And I don't need to know geopolitics like these other motherfuckers.
I don't need to know it like them.
The streets taught me bullshit detection.
That's why you couldn't trick me with COVID.
That's how I got rich.
That's why these bitches can't get money out of me.
I can't be lied to.
I just know things.
This doesn't make sense.
Nobody evacuates a nuclear facility.
Imagine how much stress and hassle it would be for you to evacuate your fucking bedroom.
Mattress, pillows.
This bitch, that bitch.
Headache.
Let alone nuclear fucking bombs, bruv.
And if they evacuated a nuclear facility, don't you think that if Trump really wanted to stop the making a nuclear bomb, he wouldn't have like, I don't know, seen all the trucks going in and out of this facility on the satellites we permanently have viewing their facility, 24-7, 360 motherfucking five.
What?
They snuck the nuclear stuff out without us noticing and a big truck.
Considering the satellite can read your number plate from space.
Considering they have satellites so advanced now they can detect your tiny pee-pee while you're taking a piss, but they can't fucking detect the evacuation of a nuclear facility.
Do I look dumb?
Doesn't make sense.
And if it doesn't make sense, it didn't happen.
That was said by one of the smartest people to ever live.
Her name is Judge Judy.
Also, and I don't know anything about nuclear bombs, but when you strike a nuclear bomb facility, doesn't it make a nuclear mess?
I don't hear nobody talk about radiation.
I don't hear nobody talk about fallout.
I don't hear nobody talk about how contamination.
I don't hear nobody talk about sanitation.
I don't see no motherfucker in one of them B-suits.
I don't see fire hoses.
I don't see Spider-Man from the mutant spiders.
I don't see anything.
We just blew up a nuclear bomb-making plant.
Have you ever seen a fireworks plant blow up?
Look at the mess that fucking makes.
When the fireworks plant in China blows up, Chingchong, Hinghong, Sing Song, and Linglong get the fuck blown out of them, and they're nowhere near it.
We blew up a nuclear bomb site, and they show us the satellite image, and all I see is fucking desert.
I don't see anything.
Doesn't even make sense.
Now guys, you're not supposed to think on this level.
You're not supposed to be me.
You're not supposed to be the top G and I'm not supposed to teach you this.
That's why I get in trouble.
You're supposed to sit there and go, golly gosh, World War III.
Oh my God, you struck Iran.
You're supposed to be a fucking idiot.
But something here ain't adding up.
And then, anyone who has tracked the stock portfolios of the richest people in America, right?
Because, remember, they have to keep the rich people happy, the oligarchy.
They don't have to keep the poor people happy.
They don't care about you.
Look at the price of oil.
That's all tanked.
You're telling me that people in the American government didn't short the oil price.
Your stupid ass can sit there in your boxer shorts with an erection, a semi-boner that's left over from jerking off to tranny porn.
And you can short a meme coin.
You can short Bitcoin covered in your own jizz after jerking off at 3.40 in the morning.
But you think the American government can't short the oil price before they do some fucking shit with Iran to make a shitload of money?
You think all the rich people ain't getting fucking rich?
You think all the rich people ain't getting rich from this shit where you're sitting there going, oh my God, World War III!
Gas prices go up to $100 a fucking gallon.
That makes them richer.
Your stupid ass can't put gas in your car.
They've shortened it to fuck.
Everyone's made millions.
Everyone's laughing except you.
All the rich people laugh.
That keeps Trump in power.
The oligarchy, the only people that any government actually gives a fuck about.
The brokey stay broke.
No one cares about them.
You all march around saying, we don't want war.
Everyone fucking ignores you.
Hello, Woodstock.
Nobody gives a fuck.
We all went to fucking Vietnam.
Bunch of poor people die.
Do the rich people die?
No.
Do their kids die?
No.
What happens to the rich people?
They get richer.
They get domestic power.
Before you know it, it's Patriot Act and you got a fucking dildo in your ass.
That's what happens.
Don't drop the fucking soap.
Do you understand on the level I'm thinking now?
Because if you understand on the level I'm thinking, you'll start to think what I have thunk.
And that's that, this doesn't make any motherfucking sense.
What about this for a wild conspiracy theory?
Iran coordinated the attacks on the American airbase in Qatar with the Qatari officials, American ally, and gave advanced notice that the attacks were coming to minimize casualties, according to three Iranian officials who were familiar with the plans.
The officials said Iran symbolically needed to strike back at the U.S., but at the same time carry out in a way that allowed all sides an exit ramp so they could exit without looking weak and stupid.
That seems to play into my fucking theory pretty well, doesn't it?
They described it as a similar strategy to 2020 when Iran gave Iraq heads up before firing ballistic missiles at an American base in Iraq following the assassination of its top general.
I'm not saying people don't die.
Generals die.
Soldiers die.
People die.
But to believe that America didn't know this was coming is asinine.
Of course they knew.
It was planned.
All these missiles fly in the sky.
Nothing even fucking blows up.
They're probably landing full of cotton fucking candy.
You could probably go up to the blast zones and get caught in candy in some fucking popcorn.
A ballistic missile just landed from Tehran.
Oh look, it's full of shawarma.
Falafel.
You don't have to agree with anything I'm saying.
You could think I'm crazy.
But let me ask you something.
What the fuck do you even care for?
I care because I have properties in Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, Dubai, Abu Dhabi.
I care because I have over $300 million in the region.
Do you?
No.
I care because I actively have a $5 million trading account which is trying to predict the price, long and short, of oil so I can continue to be richer than you.
Do you?
No.
I care because I have vested interest, plus I'm rich, plus I have time.
Why the fuck do you care?
You have no vested interest in the region.
You haven't got a fucking clue what's going on.
You lack the ability to critically think about any of it like I just did.
So you care because it's entertaining.
You care because you think it's cool to watch.
And that is exactly where they want you.
Observing the theater, observing the circus, observing the play, watching the Shakespeare.
While you stay broke, while the rich get richer, while the broke stay brokeies, you are doing exactly what they want.
The number of times you have decided to change your life, then picked up your phone and got distracted by something and stayed an insignificant, short, smelly, ugly loser is incountable, incalculable.
And now, when you decide to change your life and pick up your phone and make some money, you get distracted by this massive play of this big war and all of MAGA are on different sides and the liberals are upset and Netanyahu's making a statement and Trump's doing an emergency address and Laura Loomer's arguing with fucking God knows who and you're all sitting there going, oh my God, oh my God, you're broke.
You're fucking poor.
Wake up.
None of this matters to you until you have the kind of money I have.
And you don't.
Wake up.
The primary objective of war is influence.
Now, Ukraine-Russia is a real war.
We've seen it.
Didn't Israel have the Iron Dome?
Did they turn that shit off to let the missiles land?
I mean, I mean, that'd be pretty convenient if it was all pre-scripted, wouldn't it?
Gentlemen.
Let me tell you something unfortunate about the world.
Because one of the counterpoints you can make to me is, ah, but if this is all made up, why were the Iranian generals killed by the Americans?
For the same reason, a grandmaster will sack a rook.
Innocents die.
The true believers of the cause die.
The mob boss sits in the Italian restaurant eating carbonara, getting a blowjob, while people who believe that it is worth dying for a street or a postcode spray bullets and sacrifice their lives.
The mob boss knows it's dumb.
He's the boss.
But the true believer gets fucked.
It's the same in every single battle, every single situation.
The Ayatollah, or whoever Iran's government really is, because I'm sure they have a deep state too.
And I'm sure they're already talking to the American deep state.
I mean, they have been talking about each other for 30 fucking years.
I would argue that if you talk about something for 30 years, at some point, you probably fucking picked up the phone.
They sat there and go, oh, well, these guys can die.
They're true believers.
True believers need to go.
True believers who really believe we need a fucking full-on nuclear war with America.
These people are crazy.
They got to leave.
We don't need these true believers around.
They're a headache.
It also validates this whole play we're going to play.
Sack the rook.
Weaken his king.
We get some positional play out of it.
Yeah, we lose some material.
But it opens up the dark squares.
It's called chess.
Could be wrong.
If they start parading around, lieutenant doesn't exist.
I'll change my position.
But if nobody dies in any of these strikes ever, do you know how hard it is to fire 50 ballistic missiles and kill nobody?
Motherfucker, if I told you to throw a brick into a festival and not kill anybody, you'd fail.
Throw a rock, you'd kill someone.
Oops.
Do you know how hard it is to throw 50 ballistic missiles through the fucking sky into a city center and kill no one?
Huge strikes by Iran on Israel.
Three dead, six injured.
50 ballistic missiles killed three fucking people, maybe if they exist.
Six injured.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
I think it's all a play.
I think it's made up.
And I think the primary objective is a new Patriot Act.
Rich get richer, fuck everyone over.
Israel distract everyone from Gaza and pretend they always were threatened.
And that's why they had to do what they did when they committed a fucking genocide.
And Iran to look like the tough guys who are resisting Western imperialism so they can galvanize all their different ethnic groups behind the current government.
That's what I think.
Maybe I'm wrong.
But that's the bet I'm making.
That's how I see this theater.
And I want you guys to observe the rest of this play in this simulation the same way I think.
Start watching it and going, okay, wait, wait, why?
Who?
Wait.
What's the real objective here?
What's the real end goal here?
Plus, I think America should probably...
Remember when I told you I should be Secret Service?
Faggot on the roof.
There's a faggot on the roof.
Let me give you another tip.
They've already admitted they evacuated their nuclear facilities.
You should probably find that shit.
Go look down by the fucking carpets.
They're selling in Old Town.
There's a dude over there with a little red hat who plays with the ice cream cones.
I think he's got nukes up his ass.
Where's this stuff they evacuated then?
If we had to take it out.
Where the fuck did it go?
Where the fuck did it go?
This is gay bullshit.
And you know what?
I'm a misunderstood man.
Women message me all the time when bad things happen.
Because I'm the realest nigger they've ever known in their life.
Even my exes.
When a war happens, they text me for the first time in four years.
Are we going to be okay?
I'm like, ask your man.
Well, he ain't you.
Damn right, he ain't me.
I'm the fucking top G. He's some little pussy ol with my leftovers.
And they say, are we going to be okay?
And I reply, this is gay bullshit.
I'm like, what does that mean?
I just explained to you for an hour what it means.
I don't have time to explain to a woman for an hour.
Should have watched a fucking show.
It's all gay bullshit.
You know what's going to happen if I had to bet in a week?
Fucking nothing.
Fucking nothing.
It's all just geopolitical fucking strategizing.
You think Russia couldn't crush Ukraine in 10 minutes?
Of course they could.
You think Russia couldn't launch a bunch of ICBMs and take out all of their power plants and send the entire country into absolute darkness in five minutes?
Of course they could.
So why don't they do it?
Why doesn't Russia just turn Ukraine off?
We're going to completely de-electrify them.
Five minutes at most.
No.
Instead, they're going to fuck around and take this village and then dig a hole, put some men in the hole.
It's all theater.
It's all just to stop Ukraine joining NATO.
It's all just to put them in an active conflict zone so that they can't join NATO by NATO's own charter.
It's all just to test weapons.
America knows this.
They don't give a fuck.
They're just fucking money laundering.
It's all funny at the top.
Ha ha ha.
Let's launder money here.
Ha ha ha.
Let's do a deal with Iran.
Ha ha ha.
Let's send missiles in the sky.
Ha ha ha.
Put it on the news.
Ha ha ha.
Now it's Iranian sleeper cells.
I ain't worried about Iranian sleeper cells.
I'm worried about Tyrone on the corner.
I'm worried about Jose without a job.
I'm worried about them fucking essays who hang out at night rolling dice.
I ain't worried about no fucking Iranian sleeper cell.
I'm worried about the little white boy who can't get no pussy.
That's who I'm worried about.
These motherfuckers are far more dangerous than Iranian sleeper cells.
But are they going to talk about any of that?
No, they're going to talk about Iranian sleeper cells.
Now, for your safety, we have to put dildos in everyone's ass.
Patriot Act.
Fuck off.
As if America's safe anyway.
No street in America's safe.
What's an Iranian sleeper cell going to do?
The Groipers are not wrong with a lot they say.
But you guys have to understand, this is all an illusion.
It's all a play.
It's all made up.
Are there some of those people that the Groipers disagree with, don't want to go back to jail in that play?
Of course.
Are there some Arabs in that play?
Yes.
Is Iran in that play?
Yeah.
It's a play.
It's a big club and you ain't in it.
It's a big club.
Now I made some pretty bold predictions, gentlemen.
So let's see what happens in the coming days and weeks if I was right or wrong.
Maybe they'll close the Strait of Hormuz.
Oh no, that will skyrocket the oil price.
I hope no one got a long in.
I've been putting my long in my whole fucking life.
This is gay bullshit.
Don't worry about it, kitten.
It's gay bullshit.
Leave your man and come suck this.
Will you save me from the war?
Sure.
Sure.
Don't call me a human trafficker.
Guys, I learned my life on the streets.
The entire saga that I've been through, that you've all watched, is also gay bullshit.
There was never a case.
There was never girls.
There was never victims.
There was never court.
There was never a judge.
It was all just gay media bullshit, printing garbage.
Nothing even really happened.
I had to go in and out of court for three years for no reason.
Now I can travel again.
It's all just made up.
Gentlemen, the world is a show at the top.
I am speaking to you as somebody who has escaped the Matrix.
None of the other famous and rich people will tell you this.
It is a play.
It is a performance.
It is a show.
I'm part of the show.
I'm one of Earth's main characters.
They hate me for breaking the fourth wall.
They don't like me for telling you it's a performance.
You're watching a play and all the actors are doing their job and I'm up there and I'm the only one who turns to the crowd and says, hey, it's not real.
And they're like, Andrew, shut up.
Your only interest in this conflict should be, how do I use it to get rich?
That's it.
Because there is no black versus white, Republican versus Democrat, Iran versus Israel, Jew versus Muslim.
There's none of that.
There are rich people and there are poor people.
That's it.
And the rich people don't give a fuck about anything because they can go to Switzerland or they can go to Thailand or they can go to fucking Seychelles and they can chill.
The poor people get fucked.
The rich people don't get fucked.
So change teams and get rich.
I'm now going to end this broadcast and go inside of the war room and talk about this broadcast inside of my war room with 3,000 other gentlemen around the world who understand how the earth really functions.
Because we're going to optimize and we're going to sit down and find out how we can make as much money from this debacle as possible.
If they're going to put on a fucking play and everyone's going to watch it and everyone's going to believe it, then I'm going to get rich from it.
If you're going to put on a show, then I want to get paid.
That's what I want to do.
I want a new Pugati and a new Pagani and a new curtain's egg and a new jet and a new yacht and more kids and more houses.
If you're going to put on this bullshit show everyone believes in, you better fucking pay me for fucking with my fucking news broadcast.
So I'm going to go get paid.
That's what I'm going to do.
If you want to get paid, you should be in the war room.
And you can learn about the war room at CoperTake.com.
And you should learn how to think.
I hope that this broadcast shows you how I think.
Because my predictions have been flawless.
I was right about everything.
I was completely right about COVID.
My entire brand is built on being the first one to see what others don't see.
Nick did a fantastic job calling all of this.
He did a fantastic job.
He's another fantastic predictor.
Absolute credit where it's due.
But I am predicting that I can make about $8 or $9 million from this shit and nothing's really going to happen and my penthouse in Dubai is going to be fine.
That's my prediction.
Maybe I'm wrong.
But I'm probably fucking right.
Gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed this lesson on critical thinking.
Please understand when you look at all decisions made by domestic governments, their primary objective is more control over domestic populace and to keep their oligarchy contained, to prevent their oligarchy from rebelling.
If all the rich people in America turn on Trump, even Trump himself is out.
He has to keep the rich people happy.
Bumping up the oil price doesn't hurt the rich people at all.
For any of you who are genuinely interested in analyzing these geopolitical concerns and positioning themselves in a way where they can financially benefit, every time you see some disaster on the news, you can open up an application on your phone and say, look, a new disaster.
How do I make money from this today?
Then I want to see you inside the war room because that's all I do.
Oh, look, a new disaster.
Open up the war room, get money.
And for you, people who are being distracted by the circus, stopping yourselves from becoming the man you want to be because they are frying your dopamine receptors with all of this talk of war and explosions and you're scrolling up and down and you're typing out your little opinion that no one gives a fuck about and oh my god you got 300 retweets wow so cool you're not a fucking geopolitical strategist you don't control armies you haven't got a ballistic missile fucking button it doesn't matter what you think nobody
Gives a fuck what you think, it doesn't matter at all.
You're wasting your life, you're getting sucked into the fucking performance.
Escape the Matrix shows producer.
We got all that boats, good producer.
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