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June 22, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Pagani Review Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 305
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Nobody wonks my hands.
We're locking in, Bailey, to the $7 million car.
Embrace this.
We nearly lost it there!
Whoa!
Nobody knows but us how we roll The Bugatti Hiura of BC, perhaps the pinnacle of motorsports.
You know, there are rich men out there who have to decide.
When they finally make it, when they finally sell that stock, do they buy a Pagani Hero BC or a Kernan Zegjesko or a Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport?
But I'm the top chief.
I have all three.
That's right.
You've failed a fucking life.
I have all of them.
This is my brand new Pagani Hero BC.
But I'm not going to be one of those dorks and leave it in a collection and consider it art.
I'm not gay.
I'm going to fucking drive it.
And I'm going to give you a review.
So I brought some of my friends here.
You can see they're in peasant cars, GT3 RSs and other pocket change bullshit.
My brother bought a real car, the Bugatti Shure on Pure Sport.
And I am here in the Bugatti Hero BC to give you a no bullshit, no frills, honest review on what it's like to drive a car you will never fucking own because you're broke.
Jump in.
You can work the door out.
Doors are cool though.
When they open up, this is the coupe version.
There are 30 coupes and 40 roadsters in the world.
And of the 30 coupes in the world, I guarantee you 29 of them are sat in some museum.
They're being dusted, looked after.
Some guy sits around talking about the Pagani he bought and how it's going up in value.
And this is the only one where you smoke cigars, get a fucking blowjob, hit the fucking speed bump.
Who cares?
Who cares?
It's a lot like me.
Sexy.
Jump in.
I got the door.
I hate to tempt what you did in the film.
Welcome to the interior of a Bugatti Hero BC.
You brokies will never see this, experience this, feel this, or smell this in your life ever.
That's what it looks like to not be poor.
Jump in and close the door.
Let me show them around.
Interesting thing is that this car is probably the only car I've ever sat in that I couldn't instantly and intuitively know exactly what everything was.
I've driven every single kind of car.
I own 73 cars.
I've been in Bugattis.
I've been in Kernan's Exit and everything.
And I knew exactly what they did and what the buttons were.
But when I got in this car, I was kind of like, what the fuck?
What's going on?
What's what?
So I'm actually going to give you a run-through of the interior for once.
First thing is the key.
It's a little Pagani, which is cool.
This part, that goes in here.
It's here.
Great.
Load up that.
6-liter V12.
Mid-engine V12.
Not many cars mid-engine a V12.
Here you've got the infotainment system, which is actually very simple.
Music phone, Apple CarPlay.
You've got system settings that allow you to fuck around with the colors inside of it and a few different things.
Hazard lights, fog lights, defrost.
Door lock and unlock.
This is for the wing.
Then you've got your gear selector.
Gear selector, neutral, reverse, up, down.
Good thing about this car is, unlike the Bugatti, the things are in the correct order.
Everybody knows that when you're driving fast and you want to go up a gear, you pull down.
You're driving and you pull down.
In the Bugatti, you have to go up.
Luckily, I'm a genius.
I drive all these different cars, and when I sit in the car, I look at it once, I blink, I cure my brain, and I do drive that way for the rest of the journey because I'm a professional.
Indicators should be here like they are on a Ferrari.
That's convenient.
You're driving, this is an indicator.
This is actually very annoying because when you're driving, you have to do some weird thumb thing to press the indicator.
Kind of annoying and gay.
I'm like a Ferrari, which is intuitive.
Bugatti sound system, blah, blah.
That's basically it.
Seatbelt.
That's the interior of Pagani here, behind here you have What's in the little box?
Wait.
Actually, wait.
There's some, wait.
You're trying to zoom in and refocus.
You're trying to refocus.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Fuck you.
And that's it.
So we're going to take this out on the track and hopefully not destroy it.
But you know, if we do destroy it, what's seven million to a motherfucker like me?
Who cares?
Just can't wait to be on the road again.
Ah, the track.
Yeah.
Rented the whole fucking racetrack.
Why?
Because I'm rich.
You know, I was intending on doing a whole summer of just going from racetrack to racetrack and setting track times.
But then, you know, I thought, money to make, bitches to fuck.
No time to bet.
Maybe next year.
First time round the track at a Bugani Hayura BC.
I'm comparing this to the Chiron I own, the Jesco I own, 765LT.
I still think it's the fastest car a normal person could ever afford.
Fastest.
Doesn't make it the best, but it makes it the fastest.
So that's what we're going to be comparing to.
We're going to run it slow.
Not gonna take any risks.
I'll see you tomorrow.
We might go to the most famous road in the UAE and do Jebel Jace because when I first got my Bugatti, the car review I did with Tristan's cousin was on Jebel Jace.
This is a fucking different animal.
It is, it is, bro.
It's a different level.
I may have broken your car now that I have my Bugatti.
Why not do Jebel Jace?
It's a first time in our review.
Sounds like a karmically, you know, circular, you know, go nice and slow.
But it even sounds a bit like a steam engine.
Listen, listen.
Hear it?
The turbos are so loud.
6-liter V12.
The turbos are the loudest ones I've ever heard.
I'm not even allowed to share on them.
You know, I left her and she left me.
And I'm just like, what's the point anymore, you know?
Ah, I see what this is doing.
You know?
It's your manifesto.
Why not go out this way?
What's the difference?
Blazing glory.
What's the matter?
What's the point of even breaking ever again?
She doesn't text back!
Whoa!
Nearly lost it there, Bailey!
We nearly lost it there!
We nearly died right then!
Woo!
Almost.
Almost.
That seatbelt's going to be great keeping you in your seat as you burn to death.
With your little stubby fingers trying to undo the seatbelt.
Your camera on the floor capturing it all!
Capturing it all, Bailey!
You gotta be famous!
Your dreams are gonna come true.
I loved her.
You need to stop being so happy with yourself for these tiny little successes.
You should compare yourself to people like me and say, Andrew has 75 supercars.
I want to be him.
I want what he has.
I need to compare myself to him.
Where can I be in and what realm?
If you lack motivation, the real world solves that.
If you lack discipline, the Real World Solves Act.
If you want accountability, if you want to be rewarded for the good things you do, and you want to pay the price for being lazy, the Real World Solves Act.
If you want community, if you want to find all the other winners across the planet and talk to them and only them, the Real World Solves Act.
If you want information before other people have it, the Real World Solves Act.
If you want to know exactly what to do, if you want to be given instructions that you can follow that directly lead to money the same day, the Real World Solves Act.
It's almost like we're more than just a school which teaches you how to make money online.
We're a toolbox for winners.
There is nothing a winner does not need which is not taught inside of the real world.
The price of the real world will continue to increase exponentially forever.
Each day that passes, it becomes more and more expensive to join our program.
You're fired, Bailey.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Screw that guy.
Have fun.
When you die, I'll be reinstated.
If I die, there'll be no more show.
How can we possibly die when you lock the fuck in?
We're locking in, Bailey.
And you're fired.
He needs to take confidential from me.
There must be some really rich brothers.
If brothers have a Paganahura BC, and they've got Tiffany Bujesco, and they've got 73 other cars, surely, along with all their properties and their legal bills and their crypto, surely they can't afford to also have a Bugatti Chiron.
Tristan fucked up our scene.
Yeah, yeah.
Dickhead!
Dickhead!
Dickhead alert!
I was supposed to say that.
The Chiron was going to pull up.
I told him to get in the car.
I think it was going to be fine.
Except for the fact that he's a fucking wanker.
Take a Red Bull, Luke.
Lock in.
I don't even lock in.
I hate Red Bulls.
It's not my fault if you crashed.
That doesn't make sense.
So Andrew's got wings now.
Andrew's got wings.
I was hoping that would be Tristan there.
I was praying that would be Tristan.
I know, I'm trying to lock in, but I don't have enough hands.
You have a lack of hands.
Thank you, sir.
I have a distinctly large amount of hands.
Nobody wants my hands.
It's true.
No one wants her hands.
Alright, so lock the fuck in.
Be a man.
Do the right thing.
There's Tristan, Mr. Dickhead.
There he finally is.
It is a cool door.
It is very cool.
There's a lot of buttons, a lot of things.
I hate Red Bulls.
Are you feeling good?
They're not good.
I feel good.
Our energies align with the universe.
It doesn't matter what happens now.
But you just sometimes feel like life is pointless.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't ever feel like life is pointless.
I just sometimes think, what's the point now?
No, no, no one thinks that.
You can't think that.
Life's worth living.
Life's worth living, Andrew!
No, no!
You go to sleep.
I'm really tired, Lou.
I know.
We work a lot, yes.
We'll be okay!
I want to go to sleep.
Forever.
No, we don't need to rest forever.
No, we want to wake up.
Waking up's nice.
Life's fun!
What do I think about this car?
765 is better.
yeah all right let's go play with our friends I don't like any people let's go play with no one thousands and seven million dollars That guy is fucking fast.
Shit.
Yeah.
Stoned?
Must have been stoned.
Nice.
Nice.
Thank God I got a helmet.
Thank God you got a helmet.
So wait, wait, wait.
What happened?
We're driving our $7 million car.
Yeah, we're driving a $7 million car.
Another $5 million car or is it $6 million?
$6 million.
$6 million car goes ahead of us, passes us by, and then we go behind it, and then it shoots a stone up to the $7 million car and breaks this, which I don't know how much that costs, but it's probably a lot.
Nice.
I told you we'd have a good day.
Andrew, this can't be reality.
Why?
Andrew, this can't.
Why?
This can't be how we live.
Why not?
I was at Chipotle.
You were at Chipotle.
I was just at Chipotle.
Boo.
Money's not real.
I know.
No.
We're laughing about this.
Tristan doesn't even know what he did.
That dickhead.
That was him.
He threw the stone at us.
Tristan tried to kill me.
Caught on camera.
He aimed for me.
You see?
He aimed for me.
You know what's funny?
When I was poor, when I had no money, if my car broke down, it ruined my fucking month.
And that's going to cost me $400,000 and I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
You cunt.
You.
That's the face of the man who did it.
Work the path, and keep the stone, and bust the car.
So Tristan, you.
No way.
You are cunt.
No way.
A stone's like going to stretch the car.
Yeah, yeah.
Try to kill me.
Caught on camera.
Wait, wait, wait.
So Bailey, Tristan got his hand out to the guy.
He drove past us, like Mario Kart.
Threw a stone.
I swear that's what happened.
Red shell.
He just did it really fast.
He did the only trick that Bugatti has, which is winning on a straight, and a stone flicked out at 400 miles an hour and hit the top of the Bugatti car.
If I say I was going to destroy my car.
I've had it two days, it's fucked.
But that means our review is fucked.
Because I can no longer go to Jebel J's tomorrow in the Bugatti like I intended.
This is the end of our car review for now.
She's now going to have to fly to Italy on a 747.
Get repaired.
Of course, they're Italian, so by the time they finish with their espresso and bullshit, it's going to take about four months.
Summer will be over.
So maybe next summer I can review a Pagania Europe E.C. fuel.
Who's having the money?
It's the time.
The car's gone now.
I'm actually in disbelief.
No one takes cars like this on tracks.
No one.
No reason.
I guess I'll have to drive the Bugatti.
Well, you know what, actually?
I am not legally liable for breaking your Bugatti.
I have my lawyer with me, and he tells me that we're taking you to court.
Isn't that right, Joe?
I'll see you in court.
What did I do?
Save it for the judge.
You know why that happened?
Why?
You just didn't drink enough Red Bull.
I drank the whole Red Bull.
You like a Red Bull?
It's time to lock in.
You like a Red Bull?
No.
That's not because- I'll get you one.
No, I don't want- No, it's because you ate the fucking cookie, you cunt.
That's why.
It's because of a cookie.
That's what it is.
I told you everything that happened after that fucking event.
Every single fucking time.
Okay.
Everything happened after that cookie.
From now on, every problem in our life that we're going to have in this new universe is because Luke ate the Oreo.
You altered the timeline.
You don't need that cookie thing to be different.
My window will be together.
This is your fault.
You pay the price for what you have done.
Certain retribution.
No, this wasn't me!
Andrew, you've overtaken me in fast cars before.
McLarens, Porsches.
You know which car's never broken?
The Lada.
The Lada has been hit by stones and never broken ever.
You can take your fucking Italian shit and fuck off.
You understand me?
Lada, babe.
This is a dickhead.
This is a dickhead.
We have to take his Bugatti off him.
Yeah.
He doesn't deserve this.
He doesn't.
And now we get to throw rocks at people.
We have lots to live for.
I'm not Bugatti anymore.
I've got less to live for than I did before, to be honest.
No, no.
You still have the Bugatti.
I've got less and less.
So that's where even I can feel the difference.
On the corners, I can feel it.
I can also feel it on those.
The audience doesn't realize how fast this car is.
So for the audience, on those, you need to, like, prepare your lows.
Like, this is crazy!
It's hard to talk.
It's literally hard to talk.
All right, this is where it goes.
Bye.
Okay, so no one even knows how that feels.
I don't even know how fast that was.
It was something stupid.
That was a stupid speed.
You reach a speed where fear comes in, even though there's no wall ahead of you, but the fear comes because it's like, okay, this is some crazy speed that I don't even realize I'm going.
Like, I don't even know how fast it goes, But humans shouldn't be going like...
like 250.
Humans shouldn't be going 300.
They're not designed for that.
You know what?
It's so fun because it's not like...
Yeah, it's not scary.
No, the Bugatti is not fun at all.
Yeah, because it's scary.
Super heavy.
Being on the straight, you're scared.
Yeah.
This makes you drive more, you know?
It makes you more technical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This gives you confidence.
All right, Andrew.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does this upset you?
I now only speak through dams.
I don't know what that means.
I feel like you're not mad.
What do you have to say to Tristan?
See you later, Pagani.
Rastaman fear nobody.
Enough likes I'm a cowboy guy.
30 seconds, 30 seconds.
Who's fights, bro?
We gotta go.
One guy just stole, another guy just stole.
I'm supposed to be filming.
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