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Got Jabbed Myself
00:03:31
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| They took his shooting. | |
| It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it. | |
| You have one glove? | |
| Yeah. | |
| One punch man now. | |
| Luke's one punch man. | |
| He is, because he's got one glove. | |
| No, when Luke hits you with one shot, you're done. | |
| I believe you. | |
| That's why he's one punch man. | |
| I'm not. | |
| You are. | |
| Believe to achieve. | |
| One punch Luke. | |
| It's not one punch man. | |
| OPL. | |
| It's not real. | |
| It's true. | |
| It's super real. | |
| It's not real at all. | |
| Anyway, we've got a regiment. | |
| No, we don't. | |
| No. | |
| It's more of a business opportunity. | |
| In basketball, champ, there is. | |
| If you listen to the songs, you'll see they're all trillionaires. | |
| They're all light. | |
| Why would they think about having a hundred million bang on you? | |
| You carry scissors? | |
| Knife, scissors. | |
| He carries scissors in his pouch 24 /7, and I made fun of him saying, "Why would you need scissors?" And now he has scissors. | |
| Okay. | |
| Admit that they surprisingly come in useful. | |
| Okay. | |
| At the weirdest of times. | |
| Considering you carry your whole life around with you everywhere you fucking go like a weirdo, you may as well see. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| This is the second time that they've come in clutch within two months. | |
| I can't wait for an opportunity. | |
| I have to pull them out. | |
| I have two pants. | |
| They're really light and small, so I can have two. | |
| Nice. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| Fuck with him. | |
| Touch his glove, he's gonna let you. | |
| Stick your arm out. | |
| Nice. | |
| Now go right through. | |
| He's in the corner. | |
| Step right. | |
| He's in the corner. | |
| Step right. | |
| There we go. | |
| Back him up. | |
| Keep him there. | |
| Don't let him go out. | |
| There we go. | |
| Embody. | |
| Control the ring. | |
| Fine. | |
| Good round. | |
| He's tired, Alan. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| Fuck up, Luke. | |
| He's tired. | |
| Upper body movement from the left. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| Great. | |
| Pull off the hook. | |
| Yes. | |
| Paint a bit more before. | |
| Got jabbed myself, got jabbed. | |
| When it comes to you, bring the right. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Yes. | |
| Good. | |
| Good. | |
| Head through the head earlier. | |
| I'm going to go to the next level. | |
| You're overhand left, he's out to do. | |
| walking right what you live life from a sea to a field why do you blue cheese by Oh my God! | |
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Sighs Of Frustration
00:10:48
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| *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* No! | |
| *Sigh* Piste! | |
| *Sigh* | |
| I don't feel my left half of the face, but that's good. | |
| I had more problems when you were in the long distance, and you showed me the hand, and I knew it would come, but still you got me. | |
| It was, like, annoying. | |
| Like, oh, why? | |
| Or you try to close the gap and step back. | |
| Boom. | |
| Boom or the hook. | |
| Try it in the last round more with the step back. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| But if you're tired then you're lazy and then... | |
| It always goes out the window when you're tired. | |
| Every single champion. | |
| He had a gym, he had a coach, he had somebody who was helping him. | |
| It's amazing to me. | |
| But all these people think they can go out there and be successful in life by themselves. | |
| That Rambo garbage. | |
| The idea that you can be a lone wolf isn't real. | |
| You need masculine competition around you, even fighters, even though we fight by ourselves. | |
| We train in a camp. | |
| We train with a coach. | |
| It's still a team sport. | |
| You still need help. | |
| I get all the time people inside the real world be like Why do I need? | |
| I already know what to do. | |
| You need masculine competition. | |
| You need someone to compare yourself to. | |
| We provide professors that will teach you exactly how to make money online. | |
| There's nowhere else you can get that kind of knowledge. | |
| You need a coach. | |
| You need somebody who's gonna help you. | |
| You need somebody who's gonna motivate you. | |
| You need guys who are successful, who are strong. | |
| So you know you need to try even harder than you were before. | |
| The real world is like a fight gym for money. | |
| My entire life, my entire success, It was built in a fight gym. | |
| And we are fighting him for money. | |
| Fight teams are no nonsense! | |
| I would fuck yous lot up at SSB. | |
| Fuck yous lot up at SSB. | |
| You are so fucking lucky it's not here. | |
| You especially. | |
| Don't look this way. | |
| Don't look this way. | |
| I've never lost. | |
| You especially. | |
| You've never beat me at anything. | |
| There's no way you beat me at Smash Bros. | |
| We are missing SSB. | |
| And everyone knows it. | |
| We need Smash Bros. | |
| We need a Nintendo Switch. | |
| So I'll send you what we need, so I don't have to fuck 'em up quick. | |
| But we're not gonna have the characters. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| Already making excuses. | |
| Already making excuses! | |
| That's a valid point. | |
| That's a valid point. | |
| We need the characters. | |
| Yeah, it's got a valid point, Andrew. | |
| And the custom levels. | |
| All the characters are in Romania. | |
| And the custom level, bro. | |
| You could never make it the same way twice. | |
| Wait, let me see. | |
| I've got an idea. | |
| Does a Nintendo Switch deserve a private jet? | |
| We can't take a private jet all the way back to Bucharest just to play SSB. | |
| Or are you talking about putting the Nintendo Switch on a private jet by itself to fly here? | |
| Marcel, do you really want to get fucked up? | |
| Let's go. | |
| If she replies, the jet is here, I'm fueling it, and I'm going to fuck you up. | |
| You're bound to lose. | |
| No, I'm going to intercontinentally beat you down. | |
| Across continents. | |
| Continental Champion. | |
| I will get the jet fueled right now. | |
| Pack a motherfucking bag. | |
| We're going to go there. | |
| I'm going to bust you up and we can fly back and sit back on this couch. | |
| And you can talk about... | |
| We will sit back on this couch in 18 to 19 hours and you can talk about how you lost. | |
| Intercontinental, intergalactic, undisputed, double champ. | |
| That's my name. | |
| You're not that good. | |
| Bro, I've never lost a game. | |
| Let's fucking go then. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| We can't do this. | |
| You can't. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| We can just go buy a Switch. | |
| A Switch is like $400. | |
| How much is a private jet? | |
| $200,000 there, $200,000 back. | |
| That's $400,000. | |
| How valuable my time is. | |
| It takes hours to unlock all the characters. | |
| We've got to make all the maps. | |
| Whereas on the jet, we can just use Wi-Fi. | |
| We can work. | |
| And it's just, you know. | |
| Plus, it's an intercontinental beatdown. | |
| Which is what Marcel deserves. | |
| Fair. | |
| There's no way you beat me. | |
| You're the worst player in the house. | |
| I'm the best in the house. | |
| You're the worst player in the house. | |
| And when I get one here, I'm going to win the champion Arabian title. | |
| Champion of Arabia, Tristan T. I want to be the Arabian champion. | |
| Nah, they call me Tristan of Arabia. | |
| You play with Villager? | |
| If I get him on random. | |
| You know the rules. | |
| You can't pick your character, it's random. | |
| Stage, random. | |
| Computer has to be on nine. | |
| All the weapons. | |
| All the weapons. | |
| The odds, there's no way you win. | |
| It's stacked against you. | |
| there's no way you can beat me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Pack a bag, nigger. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Hot chocolate cheers. | |
| You know you want one. | |
| Admit it. | |
| Admit you want a hot chocolate. | |
| I can't convert to the dark side. | |
| Bro, let's bang. | |
| I mean you'll never make it past the border. | |
| Maybe not. | |
| Border Guard! | |
| Border Force! | |
| There's fair fruit in this. | |
| You're looking for a pun. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| There it is! | |
| Such monumental cuts. | |
| Why do you just let him have some food? | |
| He's on piss. | |
| Why is everyone eating a steak? | |
| What's wrong with the game? | |
| I just want to piss he left his steak eat this one. | |
| Why do you got it? | |
| Food poops. | |
| That's all that funny. | |
| But he is food. | |
| That's it. | |
| Who cares? | |
| Why you got so many people? | |
| What is in there? | |
| Oh! | |
| Easy. | |
| up to something. | |
| Hello? | |
| Who took your laptop first? | |
| Who took your laptop first? | |
| I don't care. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| I got you a couple. | |
| You were kicking his shoe across the plate floor. | |
| Now he's your bro. | |
| The Skyman now. | |
| Upgrade it. | |
| I ain't no window shopper. | |
| You're man out here window shopping. | |
| I be in all the stores and know we ain't window shopping. | |
| She throw her back cause I'm popping. | |
| I make a place with the, we run it back like a option. | |
| Niggas saying it outside. | |
| Niggas saying it outside. | |
| Send her out here we gon'slot. | |
| Air it out when we around. | |
| I do actually know magic trick with two tissues. | |
| This one you have to look carefully about. | |
| I'm gonna go to the top of the top. | |
| And that's what I'm saying. | |
| It's a little bit more than that. | |
| We're all exhausted, James. | |
| Even on this damn plane. | |
| Do you want to see a real magic trick? | |
| Yes, please. | |
| No, I do. | |
| Where's your laptop? | |
| Your laptop in front of me as the plugs come out of your laptop. | |
| But they put it in front of me, but I'm not the one who took it. | |
| Because if I took it, it wouldn't be in front of me. | |
| It wouldn't be a bitch for one of you guys. | |
| If it was me, it wouldn't be in front of me. | |
| I don't know why you're looking at me. | |
| Payback is going to be a bitch. | |
| Trust me. | |
| It wouldn't be in front of me. | |
| Everyone keeps looking back here like they're on to some inside joke that I'm not a part of. | |
| I don't trust any of you. | |
| I don't know what's going on. | |
| Marcel stole Nigel's laptop. | |
| So we stole Marcel's stuff. | |
| And then everyone started stealing each other's stuff. | |
| Everyone's just holding on to their stuff extra tight. | |
| Nigel's shoe. | |
| They took his shoes. | |
| Who nicked Nigel's laptop three hours ago? | |
| Not me. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| When all is said and done. | |
| We need to find patient zero. | |
| Fuck 'em. | |
| Fuck 'em. | |
| It's me. | |
| I don't mind. | |
| Even the stupid jokes were not funny. | |
| We were just tired. | |
| I think I'm just nicking people's shoes and shit. | |
| Grow up, Marcel. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Good morning or whatever. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| This is going to be a transatlantic beatdown. | |