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June 9, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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On the Jet Again | Tate Confidential Ep 302
# travel logistics transatlantic flight team dynamics bucharest gaming culture laptop theft luke marcel nigel nintendo switch one punch man online business super smash bros

Andrew Tate and his team navigate a chaotic flight filled with "One Punch Man" references, debates on masculine competition versus lone-wolf tactics, and a heated Super Smash Bros. argument where a private jet trip to Bucharest is deemed impractical compared to buying a Nintendo Switch for $400. The atmosphere shifts to mystery as Nigel's laptop vanishes, sparking accusations against Marcel and retaliatory shoe thefts, all while the group performs magic tricks with tissues and jokes about border guards before planning a transatlantic beatdown, highlighting their blend of absurd humor and relentless business promotion. [Automatically generated summary]

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Got Jabbed Myself 00:03:31
They took his shooting.
It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it.
You have one glove?
Yeah.
One punch man now.
Luke's one punch man.
He is, because he's got one glove.
No, when Luke hits you with one shot, you're done.
I believe you.
That's why he's one punch man.
I'm not.
You are.
Believe to achieve.
One punch Luke.
It's not one punch man.
OPL.
It's not real.
It's true.
It's super real.
It's not real at all.
Anyway, we've got a regiment.
No, we don't.
No.
It's more of a business opportunity.
In basketball, champ, there is.
If you listen to the songs, you'll see they're all trillionaires.
They're all light.
Why would they think about having a hundred million bang on you?
You carry scissors?
Knife, scissors.
He carries scissors in his pouch 24 /7, and I made fun of him saying, "Why would you need scissors?" And now he has scissors.
Okay.
Admit that they surprisingly come in useful.
Okay.
At the weirdest of times.
Considering you carry your whole life around with you everywhere you fucking go like a weirdo, you may as well see.
Yeah, of course.
This is the second time that they've come in clutch within two months.
I can't wait for an opportunity.
I have to pull them out.
I have two pants.
They're really light and small, so I can have two.
Nice.
Oh, good.
Fuck with him.
Touch his glove, he's gonna let you.
Stick your arm out.
Nice.
Now go right through.
He's in the corner.
Step right.
He's in the corner.
Step right.
There we go.
Back him up.
Keep him there.
Don't let him go out.
There we go.
Embody.
Control the ring.
Fine.
Good round.
He's tired, Alan.
Fuck him up.
Fuck up, Luke.
He's tired.
Upper body movement from the left.
Nice hook.
Great.
Pull off the hook.
Yes.
Paint a bit more before.
Got jabbed myself, got jabbed.
When it comes to you, bring the right.
Nice.
Nice.
Watch out.
Yes.
Good.
Good.
Head through the head earlier.
I'm going to go to the next level.
You're overhand left, he's out to do.
walking right what you live life from a sea to a field why do you blue cheese by Oh my God!
Sighs Of Frustration 00:10:48
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* No!
*Sigh* Piste!
*Sigh*
I don't feel my left half of the face, but that's good.
I had more problems when you were in the long distance, and you showed me the hand, and I knew it would come, but still you got me.
It was, like, annoying.
Like, oh, why?
Or you try to close the gap and step back.
Boom.
Boom or the hook.
Try it in the last round more with the step back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if you're tired then you're lazy and then...
It always goes out the window when you're tired.
Every single champion.
He had a gym, he had a coach, he had somebody who was helping him.
It's amazing to me.
But all these people think they can go out there and be successful in life by themselves.
That Rambo garbage.
The idea that you can be a lone wolf isn't real.
You need masculine competition around you, even fighters, even though we fight by ourselves.
We train in a camp.
We train with a coach.
It's still a team sport.
You still need help.
I get all the time people inside the real world be like Why do I need?
I already know what to do.
You need masculine competition.
You need someone to compare yourself to.
We provide professors that will teach you exactly how to make money online.
There's nowhere else you can get that kind of knowledge.
You need a coach.
You need somebody who's gonna help you.
You need somebody who's gonna motivate you.
You need guys who are successful, who are strong.
So you know you need to try even harder than you were before.
The real world is like a fight gym for money.
My entire life, my entire success, It was built in a fight gym.
And we are fighting him for money.
Fight teams are no nonsense!
I would fuck yous lot up at SSB.
Fuck yous lot up at SSB.
You are so fucking lucky it's not here.
You especially.
Don't look this way.
Don't look this way.
I've never lost.
You especially.
You've never beat me at anything.
There's no way you beat me at Smash Bros.
We are missing SSB.
And everyone knows it.
We need Smash Bros.
We need a Nintendo Switch.
So I'll send you what we need, so I don't have to fuck 'em up quick.
But we're not gonna have the characters.
That's the problem.
Already making excuses.
Already making excuses!
That's a valid point.
That's a valid point.
We need the characters.
Yeah, it's got a valid point, Andrew.
And the custom levels.
All the characters are in Romania.
And the custom level, bro.
You could never make it the same way twice.
Wait, let me see.
I've got an idea.
Does a Nintendo Switch deserve a private jet?
We can't take a private jet all the way back to Bucharest just to play SSB.
Or are you talking about putting the Nintendo Switch on a private jet by itself to fly here?
Marcel, do you really want to get fucked up?
Let's go.
If she replies, the jet is here, I'm fueling it, and I'm going to fuck you up.
You're bound to lose.
No, I'm going to intercontinentally beat you down.
Across continents.
Continental Champion.
I will get the jet fueled right now.
Pack a motherfucking bag.
We're going to go there.
I'm going to bust you up and we can fly back and sit back on this couch.
And you can talk about...
We will sit back on this couch in 18 to 19 hours and you can talk about how you lost.
Intercontinental, intergalactic, undisputed, double champ.
That's my name.
You're not that good.
Bro, I've never lost a game.
Let's fucking go then.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
We can't do this.
You can't.
No, no, no.
We can just go buy a Switch.
A Switch is like $400.
How much is a private jet?
$200,000 there, $200,000 back.
That's $400,000.
How valuable my time is.
It takes hours to unlock all the characters.
We've got to make all the maps.
Whereas on the jet, we can just use Wi-Fi.
We can work.
And it's just, you know.
Plus, it's an intercontinental beatdown.
Which is what Marcel deserves.
Fair.
There's no way you beat me.
You're the worst player in the house.
I'm the best in the house.
You're the worst player in the house.
And when I get one here, I'm going to win the champion Arabian title.
Champion of Arabia, Tristan T. I want to be the Arabian champion.
Nah, they call me Tristan of Arabia.
You play with Villager?
If I get him on random.
You know the rules.
You can't pick your character, it's random.
Stage, random.
Computer has to be on nine.
All the weapons.
All the weapons.
The odds, there's no way you win.
It's stacked against you.
there's no way you can beat me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Pack a bag, nigger.
Let's go.
Fuck it.
Hot chocolate cheers.
You know you want one.
Admit it.
Admit you want a hot chocolate.
I can't convert to the dark side.
Bro, let's bang.
I mean you'll never make it past the border.
Maybe not.
Border Guard!
Border Force!
There's fair fruit in this.
You're looking for a pun.
What do you mean?
There it is!
Such monumental cuts.
Why do you just let him have some food?
He's on piss.
Why is everyone eating a steak?
What's wrong with the game?
I just want to piss he left his steak eat this one.
Why do you got it?
Food poops.
That's all that funny.
But he is food.
That's it.
Who cares?
Why you got so many people?
What is in there?
Oh!
Easy.
up to something.
Hello?
Who took your laptop first?
Who took your laptop first?
I don't care.
Nice.
Nice.
I got you a couple.
You were kicking his shoe across the plate floor.
Now he's your bro.
The Skyman now.
Upgrade it.
I ain't no window shopper.
You're man out here window shopping.
I be in all the stores and know we ain't window shopping.
She throw her back cause I'm popping.
I make a place with the, we run it back like a option.
Niggas saying it outside.
Niggas saying it outside.
Send her out here we gon'slot.
Air it out when we around.
I do actually know magic trick with two tissues.
This one you have to look carefully about.
I'm gonna go to the top of the top.
And that's what I'm saying.
It's a little bit more than that.
We're all exhausted, James.
Even on this damn plane.
Do you want to see a real magic trick?
Yes, please.
No, I do.
Where's your laptop?
Your laptop in front of me as the plugs come out of your laptop.
But they put it in front of me, but I'm not the one who took it.
Because if I took it, it wouldn't be in front of me.
It wouldn't be a bitch for one of you guys.
If it was me, it wouldn't be in front of me.
I don't know why you're looking at me.
Payback is going to be a bitch.
Trust me.
It wouldn't be in front of me.
Everyone keeps looking back here like they're on to some inside joke that I'm not a part of.
I don't trust any of you.
I don't know what's going on.
Marcel stole Nigel's laptop.
So we stole Marcel's stuff.
And then everyone started stealing each other's stuff.
Everyone's just holding on to their stuff extra tight.
Nigel's shoe.
They took his shoes.
Who nicked Nigel's laptop three hours ago?
Not me.
I'm just saying.
When all is said and done.
We need to find patient zero.
Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em.
It's me.
I don't mind.
Even the stupid jokes were not funny.
We were just tired.
I think I'm just nicking people's shoes and shit.
Grow up, Marcel.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good morning or whatever.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
This is going to be a transatlantic beatdown.
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