Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - On the Jet Again | Tate Confidential Ep 302
Aired: 2025-06-09
Duration: 14:21


=== Got Jabbed Myself (03:31) ===

[00:00:01]  They took his shooting.
[00:00:03]  It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it.
[00:00:10]  You have one glove?
[00:00:18]  Yeah.
[00:00:22]  One punch man now.
[00:00:25]  Luke's one punch man.
[00:00:26]  He is, because he's got one glove.
[00:00:28]  No, when Luke hits you with one shot, you're done.
[00:00:30]  I believe you.
[00:00:31]  That's why he's one punch man.
[00:00:32]  I'm not.
[00:00:33]  You are.
[00:00:34]  Believe to achieve.
[00:00:36]  One punch Luke.
[00:00:38]  It's not one punch man.
[00:00:39]  OPL.
[00:00:40]  It's not real.
[00:00:40]  It's true.
[00:00:41]  It's super real.
[00:00:42]  It's not real at all.
[00:00:44]  Anyway, we've got a regiment.
[00:00:45]  No, we don't.
[00:00:46]  No.
[00:00:46]  It's more of a business opportunity.
[00:00:50]  In basketball, champ, there is.
[00:00:52]  If you listen to the songs, you'll see they're all trillionaires.
[00:00:55]  They're all light.
[00:00:56]  Why would they think about having a hundred million bang on you?
[00:00:58]  You carry scissors?
[00:01:01]  Knife, scissors.
[00:01:02]  He carries scissors in his pouch 24 /7, and I made fun of him saying, "Why would you need scissors?" And now he has scissors.
[00:01:08]  Okay.
[00:01:08]  Admit that they surprisingly come in useful.
[00:01:10]  Okay.
[00:01:11]  At the weirdest of times.
[00:01:12]  Considering you carry your whole life around with you everywhere you fucking go like a weirdo, you may as well see.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, of course.
[00:01:19]  This is the second time that they've come in clutch within two months.
[00:01:25]  I can't wait for an opportunity.
[00:01:27]  I have to pull them out.
[00:01:28]  I have two pants.
[00:01:32]  They're really light and small, so I can have two.
[00:01:34]  Nice.
[00:01:36]  Oh, good.
[00:01:38]  Fuck with him.
[00:01:40]  Touch his glove, he's gonna let you.
[00:01:42]  Stick your arm out.
[00:01:42]  Nice.
[00:01:44]  Now go right through.
[00:01:45]  He's in the corner.
[00:01:46]  Step right.
[00:01:46]  He's in the corner.
[00:01:47]  Step right.
[00:01:47]  There we go.
[00:01:48]  Back him up.
[00:01:49]  Keep him there.
[00:01:50]  Don't let him go out.
[00:01:50]  There we go.
[00:01:51]  Embody.
[00:01:53]  Control the ring.
[00:01:55]  Fine.
[00:01:55]  Good round.
[00:01:56]  He's tired, Alan.
[00:01:57]  Fuck him up.
[00:01:58]  Fuck up, Luke.
[00:01:59]  He's tired.
[00:02:03]  Upper body movement from the left.
[00:02:05]  Nice hook.
[00:02:06]  Great.
[00:02:06]  Pull off the hook.
[00:02:08]  Yes.
[00:02:09]  Paint a bit more before.
[00:02:12]  Got jabbed myself, got jabbed.
[00:02:14]  When it comes to you, bring the right.
[00:02:16]  Nice.
[00:02:17]  Nice.
[00:02:18]  Watch out.
[00:02:20]  Yes.
[00:02:21]  Good.
[00:02:21]  Good.
[00:02:22]  Head through the head earlier.
[00:02:24]  I'm going to go to the next level.
[00:03:04]  You're overhand left, he's out to do.
[00:03:06]  walking right what you live life from a sea to a field why do you blue cheese by Oh my God!

=== Sighs Of Frustration (10:48) ===

[00:03:33]  *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* No!
[00:03:37]  *Sigh* Piste!
[00:03:39]  *Sigh*
[00:03:43]  I don't feel my left half of the face, but that's good.
[00:03:48]  I had more problems when you were in the long distance, and you showed me the hand, and I knew it would come, but still you got me.
[00:04:05]  It was, like, annoying.
[00:04:06]  Like, oh, why?
[00:04:07]  Or you try to close the gap and step back.
[00:04:09]  Boom.
[00:04:10]  Boom or the hook.
[00:04:11]  Try it in the last round more with the step back.
[00:04:13]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:14]  But if you're tired then you're lazy and then...
[00:04:20]  It always goes out the window when you're tired.
[00:04:25]  Every single champion.
[00:04:26]  He had a gym, he had a coach, he had somebody who was helping him.
[00:04:29]  It's amazing to me.
[00:04:31]  But all these people think they can go out there and be successful in life by themselves.
[00:04:35]  That Rambo garbage.
[00:04:36]  The idea that you can be a lone wolf isn't real.
[00:04:39]  You need masculine competition around you, even fighters, even though we fight by ourselves.
[00:04:43]  We train in a camp.
[00:04:44]  We train with a coach.
[00:04:46]  It's still a team sport.
[00:04:47]  You still need help.
[00:04:48]  I get all the time people inside the real world be like Why do I need?
[00:04:55]  I already know what to do.
[00:04:56]  You need masculine competition.
[00:04:57]  You need someone to compare yourself to.
[00:04:59]  We provide professors that will teach you exactly how to make money online.
[00:05:03]  There's nowhere else you can get that kind of knowledge.
[00:05:05]  You need a coach.
[00:05:06]  You need somebody who's gonna help you.
[00:05:08]  You need somebody who's gonna motivate you.
[00:05:09]  You need guys who are successful, who are strong.
[00:05:13]  So you know you need to try even harder than you were before.
[00:05:17]  The real world is like a fight gym for money.
[00:05:19]  My entire life, my entire success, It was built in a fight gym.
[00:05:24]  And we are fighting him for money.
[00:05:26]  Fight teams are no nonsense!
[00:05:32]  I would fuck yous lot up at SSB.
[00:05:35]  Fuck yous lot up at SSB.
[00:05:36]  You are so fucking lucky it's not here.
[00:05:38]  You especially.
[00:05:39]  Don't look this way.
[00:05:41]  Don't look this way.
[00:05:43]  I've never lost.
[00:05:44]  You especially.
[00:05:45]  You've never beat me at anything.
[00:05:47]  There's no way you beat me at Smash Bros.
[00:05:48]  We are missing SSB.
[00:05:49]  And everyone knows it.
[00:05:53]  We need Smash Bros.
[00:05:54]  We need a Nintendo Switch.
[00:05:55]  So I'll send you what we need, so I don't have to fuck 'em up quick.
[00:05:59]  But we're not gonna have the characters.
[00:06:00]  That's the problem.
[00:06:01]  Already making excuses.
[00:06:02]  Already making excuses!
[00:06:04]  That's a valid point.
[00:06:05]  That's a valid point.
[00:06:07]  We need the characters.
[00:06:08]  Yeah, it's got a valid point, Andrew.
[00:06:10]  And the custom levels.
[00:06:10]  All the characters are in Romania.
[00:06:12]  And the custom level, bro.
[00:06:14]  You could never make it the same way twice.
[00:06:15]  Wait, let me see.
[00:06:16]  I've got an idea.
[00:06:17]  Does a Nintendo Switch deserve a private jet?
[00:06:21]  We can't take a private jet all the way back to Bucharest just to play SSB.
[00:06:24]  Or are you talking about putting the Nintendo Switch on a private jet by itself to fly here?
[00:06:27]  Marcel, do you really want to get fucked up?
[00:06:29]  Let's go.
[00:06:29]  If she replies, the jet is here, I'm fueling it, and I'm going to fuck you up.
[00:06:32]  You're bound to lose.
[00:06:33]  No, I'm going to intercontinentally beat you down.
[00:06:37]  Across continents.
[00:06:39]  Continental Champion.
[00:06:40]  I will get the jet fueled right now.
[00:06:43]  Pack a motherfucking bag.
[00:06:44]  We're going to go there.
[00:06:45]  I'm going to bust you up and we can fly back and sit back on this couch.
[00:06:48]  And you can talk about...
[00:06:50]  We will sit back on this couch in 18 to 19 hours and you can talk about how you lost.
[00:06:57]  Intercontinental, intergalactic, undisputed, double champ.
[00:07:03]  That's my name.
[00:07:04]  You're not that good.
[00:07:05]  Bro, I've never lost a game.
[00:07:07]  Let's fucking go then.
[00:07:08]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:07:09]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:07:10]  We can't do this.
[00:07:11]  You can't.
[00:07:11]  No, no, no.
[00:07:12]  We can just go buy a Switch.
[00:07:13]  A Switch is like $400.
[00:07:15]  How much is a private jet?
[00:07:16]  $200,000 there, $200,000 back.
[00:07:18]  That's $400,000.
[00:07:19]  How valuable my time is.
[00:07:20]  It takes hours to unlock all the characters.
[00:07:22]  We've got to make all the maps.
[00:07:23]  Whereas on the jet, we can just use Wi-Fi.
[00:07:25]  We can work.
[00:07:25]  And it's just, you know.
[00:07:27]  Plus, it's an intercontinental beatdown.
[00:07:28]  Which is what Marcel deserves.
[00:07:30]  Fair.
[00:07:30]  There's no way you beat me.
[00:07:32]  You're the worst player in the house.
[00:07:33]  I'm the best in the house.
[00:07:34]  You're the worst player in the house.
[00:07:34]  And when I get one here, I'm going to win the champion Arabian title.
[00:07:39]  Champion of Arabia, Tristan T. I want to be the Arabian champion.
[00:07:45]  Nah, they call me Tristan of Arabia.
[00:07:48]  You play with Villager?
[00:07:49]  If I get him on random.
[00:07:50]  You know the rules.
[00:07:51]  You can't pick your character, it's random.
[00:07:53]  Stage, random.
[00:07:54]  Computer has to be on nine.
[00:07:56]  All the weapons.
[00:07:57]  All the weapons.
[00:07:57]  The odds, there's no way you win.
[00:08:00]  It's stacked against you.
[00:08:01]  there's no way you can beat me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Pack a bag, nigger.
[00:08:15]  Let's go.
[00:08:16]  Fuck it.
[00:08:28]  Hot chocolate cheers.
[00:08:34]  You know you want one.
[00:08:35]  Admit it.
[00:08:36]  Admit you want a hot chocolate.
[00:08:40]  I can't convert to the dark side.
[00:08:41]  Bro, let's bang.
[00:09:42]  I mean you'll never make it past the border.
[00:09:45]  Maybe not.
[00:09:48]  Border Guard!
[00:09:50]  Border Force!
[00:09:52]  There's fair fruit in this.
[00:09:55]  You're looking for a pun.
[00:09:57]  What do you mean?
[00:10:00]  There it is!
[00:10:02]  Such monumental cuts.
[00:10:12]  Why do you just let him have some food?
[00:10:16]  He's on piss.
[00:10:18]  Why is everyone eating a steak?
[00:10:20]  What's wrong with the game?
[00:10:22]  I just want to piss he left his steak eat this one.
[00:10:24]  Why do you got it?
[00:10:26]  Food poops.
[00:10:28]  That's all that funny.
[00:10:30]  But he is food.
[00:10:32]  That's it.
[00:10:34]  Who cares?
[00:10:34]  Why you got so many people?
[00:10:38]  What is in there?
[00:10:40]  Oh!
[00:10:50]  Easy.
[00:10:52]  up to something.
[00:11:00]  Hello?
[00:11:01]  Who took your laptop first?
[00:11:05]  Who took your laptop first?
[00:11:07]  I don't care.
[00:11:12]  Nice.
[00:11:14]  Nice.
[00:11:15]  I got you a couple.
[00:11:20]  You were kicking his shoe across the plate floor.
[00:11:23]  Now he's your bro.
[00:11:51]  The Skyman now.
[00:11:53]  Upgrade it.
[00:11:54]  I ain't no window shopper.
[00:11:56]  You're man out here window shopping.
[00:11:58]  I be in all the stores and know we ain't window shopping.
[00:12:01]  She throw her back cause I'm popping.
[00:12:04]  I make a place with the, we run it back like a option.
[00:12:08]  Niggas saying it outside.
[00:12:12]  Niggas saying it outside.
[00:12:15]  Send her out here we gon'slot.
[00:12:19]  Air it out when we around.
[00:12:23]  I do actually know magic trick with two tissues.
[00:12:26]  This one you have to look carefully about.
[00:12:29]  I'm gonna go to the top of the top.
[00:12:33]  And that's what I'm saying.
[00:12:35]  It's a little bit more than that.
[00:12:37]  We're all exhausted, James.
[00:12:39]  Even on this damn plane.
[00:12:41]  Do you want to see a real magic trick?
[00:12:44]  Yes, please.
[00:12:45]  No, I do.
[00:12:47]  Where's your laptop?
[00:12:49]  Your laptop in front of me as the plugs come out of your laptop.
[00:12:53]  But they put it in front of me, but I'm not the one who took it.
[00:12:58]  Because if I took it, it wouldn't be in front of me.
[00:13:00]  It wouldn't be a bitch for one of you guys.
[00:13:03]  If it was me, it wouldn't be in front of me.
[00:13:06]  I don't know why you're looking at me.
[00:13:08]  Payback is going to be a bitch.
[00:13:10]  Trust me.
[00:13:10]  It wouldn't be in front of me.
[00:13:13]  Everyone keeps looking back here like they're on to some inside joke that I'm not a part of.
[00:13:18]  I don't trust any of you.
[00:13:19]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:13:20]  Marcel stole Nigel's laptop.
[00:13:22]  So we stole Marcel's stuff.
[00:13:24]  And then everyone started stealing each other's stuff.
[00:13:27]  Everyone's just holding on to their stuff extra tight.
[00:13:32]  Nigel's shoe.
[00:13:33]  They took his shoes.
[00:13:36]  Who nicked Nigel's laptop three hours ago?
[00:13:39]  Not me.
[00:13:39]  I'm just saying.
[00:13:41]  When all is said and done.
[00:13:42]  We need to find patient zero.
[00:13:44]  Fuck 'em.
[00:13:45]  Fuck 'em.
[00:13:45]  It's me.
[00:13:47]  I don't mind.
[00:13:48]  Even the stupid jokes were not funny.
[00:13:49]  We were just tired.
[00:13:50]  I think I'm just nicking people's shoes and shit.
[00:13:53]  Grow up, Marcel.
[00:13:55]  Thank you very much.
[00:13:56]  Thank you.
[00:13:58]  Thank you.
[00:14:00]  Good morning or whatever.
[00:14:02]  Thank you.
[00:14:03]  Bye-bye.
[00:14:03]  Bye-bye.
[00:14:19]  This is going to be a transatlantic beatdown.