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Feb. 21, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
14:55
INSTITUTIONALIZED | Tate Confidential Ep 272
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He's going out right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're going to have the rest after seven months and three days.
Why are we not going out?
What do you mean?
Martha.
Tristan, please don't buy into this.
You've been on house arrest for seven months.
And three days.
We can go now.
We can go do something.
We have a chance to go do something.
Don't get my laptop.
*laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
You've been off house arrest for 24 hours and you're still exactly where you've been for the past seven months.
Can we please go do something today that does not consist of sitting at this war room table?
A pancake swap.
We can't stay in the trenches forever.
We have to exit the trenches.
You can.
I'm Bill different.
You're saying after seven months and four days, I should leave my house?
I mean, that's my vote.
I actually think you're going stir-crazy.
And what's outside?
Anything but the trenches.
But what is...
How much have you made from the trenches?
Not enough to justify staying here.
What is actually outside?
Well, you've got a Christmas Lambo that you haven't driven yet.
My green Christmas Lambo?
I forgot I bought that.
I haven't driven that once.
No?
I've never driven...
You haven't.
My phone's not even paired.
I could drive my Christmas Lambo.
What would you drive, Tristan?
Lada's still at the lawyer's office.
Okay.
I'm not going to let him drive Lada.
So we need cars.
Story of our life.
We always need cars.
You know?
We need more cars.
How many McLaren 765LTs do we have?
That's the car we have the most of.
It's my favorite car.
We have seven, eight, nine.
How many do we have?
If you know what you got, you ain't got much.
What happened to going out?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm off house arrest.
I'm celebrating.
This is not the way.
I'm off house arrest.
Well, I can't celebrate.
All we did while we were on house arrest was play SSB. It's an old tactic, you gotta change it up.
Why are we playing SSB? You've not been out of the house since you got off house arrest.
And it is not the way.
We always play SSB even on house arrest.
You can't keep playing SSB when you're off house arrest.
Yeah, but I'm celebrating that I got off house arrest, so I'm having fun by playing SSB. Marcel, talk some sense into this, man.
That means you're absolutely right.
There's nothing outside but people, and people suck.
What am I going to do?
What am I going to talk about?
What are they going to tell me?
They're going to tell me their interesting life stories.
My life's been more interesting on house arrest for the last seven months than most people in their freedom.
How are you free if you're fucking broke?
Oh, my life's great.
I'm free.
I went to the park.
You're a brokey.
Most of you motherfuckers should just go to jail and get free.
Get a free fucking meal each day and a lie-in.
Because you niggers are getting up just to fucking pay bills.
At least in jail you got no bills.
At least you could sleep.
Jail's better than the life most people live.
My house arrest and my fucking compound with all of my females and my shisha, my endless cigars and massages and my gym and my smash bros is better than 99% of people's lives will ever be.
So when the police think they're punishing me, I have to show them that they're not by staying in the second they let me go.
I don't want to go anywhere.
There's nothing outside to see.
There's nowhere to go.
There's nothing to do.
There's nothing that's going to be nearly as fun as kicking the living fuck out of Marcel and Tristan at Smash Bros.
Name one thing that would be more fun than this or trenches.
Go on.
What's outside?
Name something.
The sky.
The moon.
Is that what you want me to do?
Go play with the fucking butterflies like a faggot.
Is that what you would do?
It's only been seven months, three days, and we go outside, there's butterflies outside.
Touching grass like a fucking homo.
Bailey, I'm not gay, okay?
When you lock me on house arrest, my reply to that is fine.
I will stay on house arrest.
Oh, you can go out now.
No, I can't.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Judge, Your Honor, I don't want to go outside.
No thanks.
When they were asking me in court, why do you want to leave house arrest?
I'm like, I don't really want to leave house arrest.
It's fine.
Okay, well, you'll stay.
Good.
Then eventually, after seven months, they're like, okay, we're going to let you out.
I didn't really ask for that, but okay.
So now I'm celebrating.
We're playing Smash Bros.
in my house.
Well, it's complicated.
I'm the do-it-back-to-you guy, you know?
Andrew, you're the human trafficker.
Do you know what I'm going to do?
I'm not going to say I'm not a human trafficker.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to start human trafficking.
That's what I am.
Andrew, you're nasty and mean.
I'll become nasty and mean.
I'm that guy.
If you're gonna call me it, I may as well fucking do it.
I'm now the man who never leaves his house.
That's who I am.
That's what I do.
Maybe if I get a new car, I'll leave my house.
Do I need a new car?
How many cars do we got, Tristan?
68. Do we need 70 cars?
If I get a new car, I might go out.
Until then, I'm playing Smash Bros.
If you take away the G and the R, how do you pronounce touching grass?
Touching ass?
Exactly.
Bailey, with his butterflies.
Butterfly Bailey.
Fucking hell.
I don't know what Tristan's getting at with the touching ass.
Nature's great.
Thank you.
I'm experiencing nature right now.
Look at this.
We're in a beautiful sandy castle.
Look, look at our nature.
We got sunshine coming through the windows up top.
Shisha please!
Unlimited everything I've ever wanted.
Three whiskey and cokes and a cigarette, please.
My jail's literally better than Esco bars.
Tristan, you can't drink.
We just woke up.
It's morning.
That's what I can do.
I'm a full grown man, baby.
In case you haven't noticed.
That game doesn't count because, uh, baby, wasn't it?
Oh, I was playing.
Andrew Grinder will be there tomorrow, man.
You weren't the computer that beat me, though.
That was Joker.
Just because I'm on my phone does not mean I'm on Grinder.
I'm on Grinder.
You are!
Can you prove you weren't on Grindr to any of us?
So if I'm ever on my phone, instead of playing Smash Bros, it's automatically Grindr.
Andrew, it's the Romanian system.
Can you prove that you weren't on Grindr?
No?
Guilty.
True.
Marcel, can he prove to you he was not on Grindr?
I love being on House Arrest!
This is sick.
Free.
At last.
This is great.
Baby, have you got Grindr on that camera?
Grindr will be there tomorrow.
Grind it over there tomorrow!
- Get him. - Come on brain man, get him.
Get him and hold him.
Fuck off! - Yeah, I told you, so it was dangerous bro.
Grind it You did win.
Tristan sucks.
Tristan, how does it feel to be horrible at SSB? So,
house arrest for seven months.
I basically locked myself in the house.
Cars have just shown up because we're free.
I'm gonna drive wherever Andrew says that's the plan wherever he wants to go clues Yash Galatz Timishwara Anywhere in the country and wants to go we are driving this car looks sick Okay, I just gonna want to stay home the guy who did this car I could trust there's no secret wires by decoy in this car This guy's legit So we're golden so wherever Andy wants to go is where we're going he's free from housework
Which means I'm free from house arrest because I put myself in house arrest because Andrew was on house arrest so I'm gonna jump clean and Put on a suit.
We're gonna jump in these cars and speed off into the sunset somewhere.
Don't know where.
We'll decide.
Andre this looks fucking amazing Pick which car you're driving tell me the plan ever going No wires in the car, huh?
Wow That is a mean looking car It is the best looking car I've ever seen.
765 is the best car anyway.
Look at that.
Look at the detail of the car.
Get the fuck in.
Put it on ultra HD, do some fucking lens zoom.
It's the best looking tire I've ever seen.
I've never seen a better look of the tire.
It's like you've done it with the other one.
Wow.
This car has a lot of work to do.
Because that looks amazing, 10 out of 10.
When the sun hits it and it overtakes you, you're like, "What the fuck was that?" Full carbon, everything is carbon.
And you took all the chrome off it, you blocked all the badges.
All the badges, and we had to paint some other parts.
The car is fully, fully PPF'd.
I mean, there is PPF in places that you wouldn't think.
Fully, fully carbon.
That's amazing.
In the sunshine, that is gonna pop.
So where are we going?
It's Christmas Lambo, we haven't driven yet.
I've got the brand new pink, fully carbon 765.
And I'm off house arrest.
Yep.
I'm off house arrest.
Alright, finished finished the car.
Tour.
Who's taking what?
Tristan, you taking the Lambo or the McLaren?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We can't be doing this.
Fuck, you're right.
This game doesn't count because Bailey's not in it.
Andrew.
Andrew, you can't buy a brand new McLaren and sit here and play SSB. Earth to Andrew.
This is not...
Hello, Andrew, hello.
Oh, fuck off, you fucking Indonesian Nepalese, you fucking Pakistani fuck.
This is bullshit.
This is Pakistani-India bullshit.
Fucking bullshit.
Andrew.
What?
You just bought a brand new plan.
Okay.
We're supposed to go driving.
Why?
That was the plan.
The plan was for Tristan to get in the Lambo, you to get in McLaren, and then we were going to take off and go test it out.
Seven months, four days of house arrest.
I think I should celebrate my freedom by playing Smash Bros.
And if you're not playing Smash Bros, it's because you're on Grindr.
Grindr will be there tomorrow, Bailey.
So put the fucking Grindr camera down and lock in.
I ain't going nowhere.
This is Pakistani.
Indonesian, Nepalese...
Louis, close the door.
Bouton bullshit.
That's why I lost.
Because Tristan cheated.
But the next game he won't be allowed to.
Oh, drive through McLaren, drive through Lambo.
Maybe you should go out.
What the fuck do I want to go out for?
Keep me on house arrest.
Judge.
Tristan, I think something's wrong with your brother.
I mean, he just lost this game, so...
Skill issue, I guess.
First...
You hate the walls.
Then, you get used to them.
And after a while, kind of depend on them, you know?
Not sure I can survive on the outside anymore.
I'm fully institutionalized.
Have you seen the Shawshank Redemption?
The old man hangs himself.
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