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Feb. 2, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 105 - UNBURDENED
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all I need is a study which was designed in El Micah and Gertas.
Championship was bounced off, Retirement Polar,
and the next and the next day.
The next day.
So, I was thinking, I'll have a nice cigar.
And then I was thinking, well, why don't I have a nice cigar with my friends on an emergency meeting?
Sounds nice.
Then I thought, why don't I do something else I enjoy at the same time?
Why don't I make fun of Kamala Harris?
And then I thought, As a consummate professional who likes to do an all-encompassing job, why don't I just make fun of all women?
So I kinda went from sitting on my chair working to, let's have a cigar with my friends and make fun of women!
And here we are!
Luckily for us, they give us endless content to work with.
Look, I know.
I know.
Trump's won now.
We all have to clean up our act, all of us right-wing influencers.
We're not allowed to be misogynistic and racist anymore because they just tar Trump with it.
I get it.
But can't we have one last one for the road?
A road beer?
You know?
One last spin.
So, uh, here we are.
We're gonna focus on Kamala at first.
But you know what I'm like once I get started.
You ever been driving a car and almost crashed?
You ever been driving a car and almost crashed?
And then afterwards you go, whew, close.
And then you imagine that alternate reality where you could have crashed a car that exact second and how bad it all could have gone.
You know?
That's how I felt today, thinking that Kamala was almost the president.
Do you guys have any idea how close we came to total fucking disaster?
Let's all take a second and once again thank our lucky stars that she didn't win.
The world would have been insufferable.
And we came so close and now we're like, okay, Trump won, whatever.
And we're all over it.
No.
We need to go back.
You nearly lost your life in that car accident.
You need to dwell on it a bit.
Dwell on your choices.
Dwell on your decisions.
What would happen if I did hit that tree?
Are my kids going to be okay?
Like, think about this stuff.
We're going to think about it.
We came this fucking close to endless DEI. Girlboss!
There's nothing worse than girlboss, bro.
There's nothing more depressing as a man than sitting there needing something done and a female's attempting to do it.
And you're just looking at her, observing her ineptitude, and she's not even humble about how she's failing.
She's girlbossing it.
You know?
I know what I'm doing!
I'm just sitting there like, bruh.
That would have been the entire presidency.
A tranny in every office.
Who's good at securing the border?
A tranny!
Who's good in the military?
A tranny!
Who's good with the banking?
A tranny!
Who's good?
Like, every single fucking office would have been filled with trannies.
White people would have never got a job ever again.
Bro.
It would have been bad.
So I'm going to remind you how close we came.
That's my job, is to remind you how close we came to fucking disaster.
But we've been unburdened, luckily, by Donald Trump.
He unburdened us from this shit.
And I ask you to remember the context in which you exist.
Yeah, I did that.
Uh-huh.
I ask you to remember that this struggle is not new.
Thank you.
I'm gonna play it again.
We're gonna watch it again.
We're gonna watch it again.
Forget all the amazing things Trump has done.
Think of all the amazing things Trump has done.
These motherfuckers would have done nothing.
Nothing would have changed.
Nothing would have got fixed.
Everything would have got worse.
They would have continued to steal your money and you would have been forced to endure and observe this shit.
And I ask you to remember...
The context in which you exist.
Yeah, I did that.
I ask you to remember that this struggle is not new.
Yeah, I did that.
Uh-huh.
You know what you did?
You're fucking lost.
You're lost.
Taylor Swift lost.
All your dickhead devil-worshipping fucking celebrities lost.
You all lost.
Women can't do anything right.
That's why we give them unimportant jobs.
You know?
Like clean the house.
It's not only that we don't want to do it.
It's that if they don't do it right, they can do it again without that much consequence.
You can't give women a job that they have to get right the first time, like fly a plane.
Anything they can redo, Make my dinner.
This is shit.
Make something else.
Clean the house.
It is clean.
That's not clean.
Do it again.
But if it's something they have to do right the first time, then you ask a man to do it.
True or false?
It's fucking true, bruv.
We couldn't have her as fucking president.
And the worst thing about girlbosses is, the harder they fail, the more arrogant they become as a defense.
Because as a man, if I am told as a man to move this can from place A to place B, and I fail, and you ask me why, I'll explain why I failed.
Or explain my plan to fix and rectify the problem in the near or immediate future.
A woman has no plan.
And she can't take criticism.
So when you ask her to move the can and she fails, her only response is to ignore the entire task she was trusted with in the first place and respond with brutal arrogance.
That's all she could do.
Why didn't you move the can?
I'm speaking!
The fuck's that gonna do with the job I told you to do?
Fucking move the fucking can!
You know, my father, my late great father, I didn't realize a lot of his genius until he died.
And now he's dead.
My brother and I say to each other every day, Dad was right.
About a million different things.
We say it all the time.
But one of the things he was best at, I remember when I was a kid, I was like seven or eight years old.
And he'd say, is it raining?
And my mom would look out the window and go, no.
And my dad would say, I don't trust women.
Andrew, go look.
I go look outside the window.
I'd say, a little bit.
He'd say, yeah, thought so.
When women told my dad anything, he said, no, you can't even be trusted to observe the weather.
No.
Is there a man around?
Even an 8-year-old child.
Are there any boys?
Is there any man who can do this?
I trust an 8-year-old boy more than I trust a full-grown woman.
Can anybody fucking answer this question?
I don't listen to women.
Because you're always wrong.
Back then, I was like, I didn't really get it.
Now I get it.
How many times have you asked a chick something?
And it's like, normal shit.
And you're like, how did you get that wrong?
Huh?
Is my wallet there?
No!
Well, find it then.
They look around, look around.
Eventually, you walk in the room.
It's right there.
What the fuck?
Are you blind?
Bro, that can't happen at governmental level.
I think we all understand now how the Democrats effectively operate.
They get into power.
They don't do anything besides just steal.
That's what they do.
If you're not sure how they steal, I could do a pretty simple demographic, a pretty simple graph for you.
But basically what they do is they take government money and they give it to NGOs, non-governmental organizations and charities.
And they get those NGOs to do the dirty work that the government's not allowed to do.
So if they want you...
Take away your free speech.
The government can't take away your free speech.
But an NGO can get you silenced or can sue you to take away your free speech.
So the government just adds this layer in between to do the dirty work.
And they also steal all the money.
Right?
They also use their NGOs to do dirty work abroad.
So they'll get a country abroad and they'll say, we're going to start a charity that's based around protecting people from AIDS. This is a recent one.
A real one.
A charity that protects people from AIDS, and we're going to send in a bunch of nurses and money to save people from AIDS, but those people are actually trying to overthrow the government by just causing problems.
They're troublemakers, NGOs.
So this is how they steal the money.
And then every single time they give a billion dollars to some charity, that charity can then do whatever it wants with its money.
It can pay a speaking fee to the aunt of some senator.
So it's all just money laundering a big famose.
The Democrats do nothing but just steal.
And if you bring it up to them, why haven't you done anything?
Their answer will be, I'm speaking.
You know, even worse, the shield this dumb shit gives you, when you start talking about climate activists and diversity and these other garbage things, that gives you the ability to steal endless money because now you can start endless charities for no reason.
If you're realistic and you start a charity, Your charity has to do something.
Hi, my charity feeds kids.
What kids?
Where?
How many?
When?
Now you've got to come up with some kind of results.
So you don't want to do that if you want to steal the charity money.
So instead you start a charity promoting diversity and inclusion.
Okay?
Well, we've given you $500 million.
What have you done?
I made this TikTok.
About blacks.
And we put a bitch in a Blackhawk and she crashed.
You know?
They don't have to do anything.
They just get to steal the money.
They just steal it all.
That's what they love about climate change and diversity, inclusion.
Promoting climate awareness.
344 million, please.
What do they even mean?
What do you mean promoting climate awareness?
You women don't even...
You're not even capable of saying what the weather is.
My dad taught me that in the fucking 90s.
And now you're promoting climate awareness?
Crap.
All garbage.
All gay.
Let's find another video of our mate Kamala and her infinite genius.
Guys, I don't want to be misogynistic because I know that they tar me with this.
And I know Trump's in charge now.
I've got to clean up my act.
I know it all.
But let me just ask you a question.
Be honest.
Be honest.
I'm not trying to be misogynistic.
I'm sorry, Donald Trump and Republicans.
I don't want to get anyone in trouble here.
I'm a comedian.
This is a comedic sketch.
Just don't take it too seriously.
Please.
Guys.
Guys.
I'm a man who slept with over a thousand women and talks to plenty of them.
Please, I can't remember the last time any of them said anything that turned my brain on in any way.
I can't remember the last time any of them said anything that made me pause and go, wait, I need to think about that.
Interesting insight.
Hmm.
How does that apply?
You know, like all the podcasts I do, I talk to all these guys around the world.
I talk to the war room guys.
I'm inside the real world.
I talk to my friends.
We're having long conversations.
I can't remember the last time a woman said anything.
And I had to pause to reflect.
Ever!
Ever.
Now, I consider that their skill issue more than my misogyny, to be honest.
"I'm a beast." I'm VP Harris.
I'm worried about the election.
Women's reproductive rights are on the line.
Our Supreme Court is on the line.
Our basic freedoms are being tested.
Madam, BP, I know you've been traveling across the country.
What are you hearing?
Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
And let me tell you, you're right, Taraji.
There is so much at stake in this moment.
The majority of us believe in freedom and equality.
but these extremists as they say they're not like us no they not there's a full-on attack on our fundamental freedoms the freedom to vote yep the freedom to love who you love the freedom to be safe from gun violence the freedom for a woman to make decisions about her own body
not having her government tell her what to do they not like us so The freedom to make a choice about my own body.
I'm voting Kamala Harris because I want the freedom to make a choice about my own body and the choice I make is to get spunked in and get pregnant and kill the baby.
You know what?
Then maybe you shouldn't be allowed choices about your own fucking body.
If you're not going to take the pill and you're not going to go on contraception and you're not going to make him use a condom and you're not going to tell him to pull out and you don't know him enough and you don't want to have a child with him, why are you letting him come in you?
Maybe you're not allowed to make choices anymore.
If a man kept making poor choices, imagine you're a man and you keep putting your finger in a plug socket, getting electrocuted.
Someone will eventually come along and say, I'm sorry, you're getting locked up.
You're not allowed to make your own choices anymore because you're a dumbass.
If you're a chick spreading your legs for dudes you don't even know, taking fucking loads of semen and getting endlessly pregnant and then murdering children on repeat.
Why the fuck are you even allowed a choice?
Why are you allowed to vote?
Who are these people?
Who the fuck are these people?
I know I'm not supposed to say this.
I have to clean up my act.
Blah, blah.
But let's cut to the fucking bottom line.
Choice about my body.
I want more abortions.
You shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Who the fuck are you?
They not like us.
I recognize the actress.
I don't know where the fuck she's from.
I've seen her in some shit.
They scripted this whole fucking thing.
It's so scripted and gay.
Madam VP! Abortion!
Shut the fuck up.
I couldn't live.
I couldn't have lived through four more years of this crap.
Four more years of this shit.
Unbelievable.
The whole fucking girl, she'd put on her little pantsuit.
Like she's, you know, with her sneakers because she's cool at the same time.
I was talking to someone who was going to vote for Kamala.
And she said, people don't like her because people are misogynist.
I was like, really?
Interesting.
Interesting theory you've got there that people are misogynistic.
I said, But I'm going to agree with you.
People are misogynistic.
Do you know who's definitely misogynistic?
World leaders.
Putin's a misogynist.
Xi's a misogynist.
Leader of Saudi.
Bin Salman's a misogynist.
All the important countries are misogynistic.
So that, when you're saying people are misogynistic, I'm going to agree with you and say she's not qualified because no one's going to listen to her.
So you're right.
People are misogynistic and nobody wants a fucking silly bitch in a pantsuit.
Trying to talk to them.
You're going to sit down in front of Putin.
The man's fucking killed people.
And you're going to sit there.
Actually.
Actually.
The fuck?
You're not qualified to be a fucking leader then.
Yeah, because we're all too misogynistic.
I agree.
No more women leaders.
Fixed.
Done.
Men are in charge.
And when I say men, I don't mean Democratic men.
Because they're girls too.
This was a whole girl versus men fucking election.
David Hogg probably had more abortions than most chicks.
Taking more semen up his ass.
Most chicks are taking it all over the fuck.
Bro, I'm gonna go jail.
Shit.
You know, it's like, you know, I always get a female judge and they play my videos and I'm standing there.
Yeah, so David Hogg's a faggot.
See, he's got abortions too.
Now he's in charge of the Democrats.
Fucking Mr. Skinny Arms.
Twiglet.
Fucking hell.
Madam VP! How much did you get paid for that?
$11,000 probably.
She can't find any fucking work.
She's low on money.
Black entertainment networks.
The figures are low.
No one's watching her crap.
Sorry, Trump won.
Sing a sad song, Taylor Swift.
Weren't you crying about it?
I saw a video of Taylor Swift crying about something about fucking abortion and patriarchy.
Newsflash.
Patriarchy built the world.
Newsflash.
Patriarchy put us on the fucking moon.
Patriarchy built the roads you drive on.
Built the buildings that you live in.
Built the mobile phone you use.
Built the computers you use.
Patriarchy built everything.
Patriarchy built the entire fucking modern world because matriarchy never built anything.
Matriarchy wasn't even successful enough to have a recorded history.
Any single...
Every civilization of history that attempted a matriarchy, we cannot name.
If you look at history, every single civilization was patriarchal.
All of them had men in charge.
Why?
Because the ones that attempted matriarchy got destroyed so quickly that they didn't even manage to write a fucking book for us to find.
Meaning it is ineffective and uncompetitive.
So the matriarchies always lose to the brutal efficiency and capabilities of patriarchies.
Newsflash!
Men are supposed to be in charge.
Newsflash.
Get over it.
Sing a sad song.
Fill up a fucking stadium.
Get your flat ass up there.
Shake it.
For the fucking patriarchy.
Because I guarantee the people who own your record label are dudes.
So pay us, Taylor.
You know, I don't like to torture myself.
I'm not suicidal, but I'm going to watch it again.
I'm VP Harris.
I'm worried about the election.
Women's reproductive rights are on the line.
Our Supreme Court is on the line.
Our basic freedoms are being tested, madam.
BP, I know you've been traveling across the country.
What are you hearing?
Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
And let me tell you, you're right, Taraji.
You're out there in the streets, all right?
There is so much at stake in this moment.
The majority of us believe in freedom and equality.
But these extremists...
As they say, they not like us.
No, they not.
There's a full-on attack on our fundamental freedoms.
The freedom to vote.
Yep.
The freedom to love who you love.
I'm out there in them streets.
Yes.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Guys, we came so close.
I don't know what I would have done if she won.
Ah, bro, they would have locked me up in jail anyway.
I'm probably going to go to jail, probably.
Who cares?
My haters don't get it.
They're like, he's going to go to jail!
They think I don't want to go.
It's like, I don't care.
My haters are such cowards that the idea of going to jail is devastating to them because they're pussies.
They don't understand that.
Tristan and I keep talking about how fun jail's gonna be.
We don't care.
We've been.
It was fine.
We'll go again.
Give a shit?
Like I won't be sitting in jail with a fucking fat cigar.
Sitting around making fun of chicks with the guys.
I'll be doing the same shit I do right now.
It'll make a fucking blind bit of difference.
That clip is giving me AIDS.
I can't play it again because I'm afraid that that clip is actually giving me AIDS.
I'm getting real AIDS from that.
AIDS. I mean, guys, I'm serious.
If I play it again, we're on the fucking danger zone.
We're getting AIDS from that shit.
Imagine, I'm your president!
Why is the border fucked?
Why is the economy fucked?
Why is inflation fucked?
Why is the infrastructure fucked?
Why are the wars everywhere?
Why are we giving Ukraine all our money?
Everything's fucked!
Kamala, do you have an answer?
do something Kamala How are you going to fix this country?
And the fucking MSM will be too busy licking her clit to keep her fucking accountable for anything.
and Be too busy fucking munching on that street, puss.
Can't wait to be in Romanian court and the judge be like, what do you mean by street, puss?
laughter laughter She said she's from the fucking streets!
Doesn't fucking...
That's what she said!
Fuck, I'm repeating it.
What annoys me most is the pantsuits.
Because she has to try and look semi-official, right?
So she puts on a pantsuit.
But she doesn't want to look like she's actually competent in any way because she knows she's not.
So she puts on a shit pantsuit and then she puts on some sneakers.
The fuck is this?
We're gonna watch this ten times.
Guys, we're gonna go through this ten times.
We're gonna do it ten times.
Ready?
That's one I can't I I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
87 world title fights, Romanian dungeons, you name it.
I've been through a lot, but I can't watch that shit 10 times in a row.
If that was the president, bro, I would be so fucking pissed.
It would be the end of the world.
It would literally be the end of the fucking world.
Kamala, World War III is about to start.
And all our dickhead fans would be like, she's doing a good job.
Good job of what?
What did she even do?
You said Joe Biden was great.
Guys, don't forget the PSYOP. They said Joe Biden was smart.
He stands up there fucking senile.
They all say he's senile instantly in lockstep and then change and say Kamala's fantastic.
Before that, nobody even fucking said her name.
Jesus Christ.
Clown world.
And the best thing, the reason the vibe has shifted, gentlemen, The reason the world is better now than it was before is we've all just stopped listening to girls.
I've already been the guy.
I've never listened to girls.
That's why my life's great.
You guys listen to girls.
I've never listened to girls.
Girls try and make me listen to them all the time.
That's what they do.
You know, you're a bit older.
Why don't you get married?
Be serious.
If I listened to fucking women like you, I wouldn't be where I am.
So why the fuck am I going to get to the top and now listen to you?
Fucking dumb?
I've always ignored women.
I'm like my dad.
I don't trust them to tell me what the fuck if it's raining.
But the world was listening to girls.
We'd say, let's do this to fix everything.
And then some fucking woman would have an opinion.
And then we go, ah, the woman has an opinion.
Oh, I guess we better not do it.
And then everything was fucked.
Now, we've all just stopped listening to girls.
Now when girls do what girls do, we don't care.
And the world's better.
The world's literally better if you ignore them.
I'll give you proof of this.
If Kamala had one, everybody would give a shit about the deportations.
But now we're just deporting everyone.
Man, woman, child, dog, motherfucking cat.
If you've eaten a taco in the last three weeks, you're going out.
See ya.
Get on the bus.
Selena Gomez had a little fit, a little breakdown.
If the girls were still in charge, we'd all be like, this is a humanitarian crisis!
But now, Selena Gomez cries and we just make fun of her.
The tacos!
The nachos!
Doritos!
Doritos!
The ranch Doritos!
And the salsa.
I don't understand.
And the taco van outside my house.
I don't want to know.
There's not enough Mexicans in America anymore.
Shut the fuck up.
The fuck are you?
You didn't get deported!
Yet.
So what the fuck are you crying for?
If the girls were still in charge, we'd be listening to this shit.
She didn't even give an argument.
She didn't even say, excuse me, I think deportation is wrong because.
No, because women can't do that.
They just resort to emotions.
Remember, this is why I don't listen to women.
Women say, Andrew, can you please stop cheating?
I'm like, why?
Because...
Give me a reason why you can't.
I'm immune to your tears, my dear.
When you've lived a life as hard as I have, and you've been through enough pain, you're not very sympathetic.
Like, you're crying over nothing.
I was in a position a million times worse and didn't cry, so just fucking snap out of it.
She's trying to manipulate you.
She has no argument for why illegals should be allowed to stay.
So she thinks if I make a story and cry, maybe we'll just...
You should have at least wore makeup.
I'm so sorry.
Because, you know, dudes listen to Hollies.
You're famous and you're still coming out here like a fucking crying five.
If you were a ten...
I don't understand.
I'm so sorry.
I wish I could do something, but I can't.
I don't know what to do.
I'll tell you what to do.
Get the fuck off Instagram.
I'll tell you what to do.
Put your phone away and fuck off.
You say you don't know what to do?
I'll tell you what to do.
Put your phone away and get the fuck out of here.
You know the thing that's so fucking disingenuous about this whole thing?
Her crying.
Let's imagine it's not fake.
Which it is.
This is what must have happened.
She's sitting in her mansion in her privileged life.
And all of a sudden, she's overcome with this wave of sympathy for the criminals.
And she starts to cry.
Tacos.
And then in the pit of despair, she has to find her phone.
Her face ID ain't working because she has gremlin face.
So she has to stop crying to unlock it.
And once it's unlocked, she gets the camera out.
Sets it up.
I don't understand.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck are you doing?
Or is it more likely she thought, I need views.
I want to look compassionate.
Puts the camera down perfectly fine.
Clicks go.
Gets some water splashed on her face and starts faking.
These people can't be in charge of us men anymore.
Listen, let me tell you a secret about women.
The day you need a woman, the day you're feeling pain, because men have hard lives, and the day something bad has happened to you, and you go to a woman, and you say, I feel terrible, and I'm struggling, I've got anxiety, and I'm stressed.
You know what she'll do?
She'll stand there, straight-faced.
She won't cry.
She'll just be like, oh, well, yeah, you'll be okay.
She won't show an ounce of empathy or an ounce of emotion because she doesn't give a fuck.
Women only care about themselves.
Women are selfish.
They don't care about anything but themselves.
That's why they can't lead.
That's why they can't run a country because women are self-absorbed.
So if they're not going to cry for your struggle and you know them, when they're crying for people they don't know, rest assured it is not genuine.
It is simply manipulation.
When a woman cries, it is only ever manipulation.
They cry to try and affect you.
When you're talking to a woman and she starts crying, just know she is trying to fool you.
She is trying to trick you.
She's trying to hide her intention.
She's trying to play innocent.
It's all a lie.
If something actually is worth crying over, she doesn't give a fuck about you.
Ever.
But she'll cry about some fucking dirty Mexican she doesn't know.
But if you would go to Selena Gomez as her friend, And say, I'm suicidal.
She'd be like, why are you messaging me for?
I'm suicidal.
Can I have 20 bucks?
I'm not giving you money.
And she'd let you kill yourself.
But she'll cry over fucking Pedro.
She'd never even fucking met.
Bullshit!
Absolute bullshit.
See if there's any more AIDS videos.
What's this, AIDS? I don't know what that is or why it's even applicable,
but it's AIDS. It's AIDS. It's AIDS. Guys, I've already fixed the culture and turned the whole world right-wing.
Me, personally, by myself.
I did it.
I turned the youth cool again.
Me.
Andrew Tate alone, me.
But we have to fully break the matrix.
So what I'm going to do when I escape this shit...
Is I'm going to copy Matrix shows and remake them.
So instead of like real housewives of fucking LA or whatever, it's going to be real tape bros of fucking wherever we are, Dubai, real tape bros in Miami.
And I'm going to make and fund it all myself and do a proper reality show like how the real G's live.
That's my plan.
To go direct head-to-head war with them.
Oh, fucking Mr. Aids.
Wait, we got another video.
We got Mr. Aids himself.
This is the lamest attempt to sound strong or intimidating or brave ever.
Listen to this, dude.
Listen to this.
Are you ready to go on the offense?
Are you ready to go on the offense?
We have to win back our young people.
I am the only candidate in this race for any of these positions that is under 30. We had a 20-point shift to the right of our young people.
We must show our young people we give a damn about them, that we support them, and we invest in them.
I have raised over $11 million in the past year to support the future of our party because I don't just tweet.
I don't just talk the talk.
I also walk the walk and I knock the knock indoors across the country, but I'm counting on you in this moment right now.
I need your support.
Please vote for me.
Thank you so much.
You know, everything goes full circle.
There's no light without dark.
And this is a universal constant that I talk about quite often.
That nothing good happens without a negative element.
And nothing negative happens without a good element.
And there's something terribly negative, which is bullying.
Which is negative.
I'm not for bullying.
Bullying is bad.
But there was a positive.
And the positive is, when the school bully...
Still had free reign.
Little dipshits like him didn't talk very much because they ended up in a fucking locker.
He'd be walking around saying, yeah, girl power, girl power.
And some dude would just come to him and say, you're a fucking dork.
And just shove him into a locker.
But now the bully's gone, which is great.
But the negative is this fucking loser is running around pretending what he says matters.
Why are you gay?
If I ever meet him and we ever have a debate, which I don't do debates anymore.
If you haven't noticed, I don't really want to debate any of these people.
Because we've won now.
So I don't want him to platform them.
We've won.
Hey, I'm the DMC chair!
Why are you gay?
Do I call you mister?
Do you perform the natural obligations?
What the fuck is this?
Anyway, the men are back in charge.
No girl boss crap.
None of that shit.
We're back.
Now we're going to scroll my Twitter and laugh at my funny tweets because I'm funny.
Guys, if you're ever feeling down, here's a depression hack.
Because I work hard for all you people at home.
I'm a hard worker.
If you're ever feeling down, just go to Twitter.
My keyboard's not working.
I've been sabotaged.
If you're ever feeling down, guys, just go to Twitter.
Wait.
And look at my reply section.
Thank you.
Because my replies section is fucking hilarious.
Because I am funny.
Guys, I don't want to blow my own trumpet or anything.
But I am fucking hilarious.
I'm the coolest account on Twitter.
I'm fucking funny.
So if you're ever bored, just go to Andrew Tate's profile and click replies.
You should put your notifications on so you never miss one.
But put replies.
I just did one today about how Mexico and Canada are side-hose.
You should watch it.
It's great.
It's great.
Some of my finest work.
You know, I wake up in the morning, I have a cigar for breakfast, and I just fucking destroy Trudeau and the fucking only Jew in Mexico.
I just wreck them.
We're gonna look at replies here.
What else we got here?
This is a five-alarm fire.
The people elected Donald Trump to be president, not Elon Musk.
We have an unelected billionaire with his own foreign debts and motives.
Bitch, you didn't give a fuck when the liberal billionaires were involved.
Do you know why AOC is so against Trump's wall?
It's because she has PTSD from hitting it.
She has PTSD from hitting the fucking wall.
You used to be a kind of cute.
You were a stupid cute seven.
Now you're an old dumb five.
Shut up.
AOC is scared of Elon seeing how she's been stealing money ever since we started deporting Mexicans who commit crime.
Get the fuck out of here!
Deported!
Orla Jolson.
We don't want to be Americans.
I can't do a Greenlandic accent.
I don't know how they fucking sound.
I don't know what they...
Fucking Eskimos.
We don't want to be Americans.
No is no.
Nobody asked you!
Eskimos can't fight!
We're going to get on your fucking dog sleds with your spears.
You've invented shit from the fucking stone age.
We have predator drones.
Don't fuck with us.
Be glad we want your shithole.
Shut up.
Mexican President Jew asks Google not to rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.
Sorry, hombre.
It's too late.
Matt Walsh.
It blows my mind when I hear a parent who says they had no choice but to put their seven-year-old on psychiatric drugs.
So yeah, kick his ass!
You know what?
This is an unpopular opinion.
I have a few.
Everyone says you shouldn't hit your kids.
There is a line in the world where if you cross that line, violence appears.
The real world is you can get away with so much.
But if you cross a line, violence appears.
If you talk back to the police for too long, violence appears.
If you get in a man's face and run your mouth, violence appears.
The real world has a line and violence behind it, and it's the same with children.
I tell my kids to obey, and they do.
But they do because they know if they cross the line, there's violence.
So I don't have to be violent ever because they know I will be.
The fact that I will be means I don't have to be.
My dad was very fair to me.
He said, son.
I'm going to beat your ass.
Stop.
Then I have a choice to make.
I either stop or I fight.
I can make the choice.
I'm a sentient being.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Give him a fair warning.
Don't go over the top.
My son, I'm like, boy, you want to fight?
No, dad.
Didn't think so.
So shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
If you want to fight, let's fight.
I ain't playing games.
Seven-year-old on drugs for ADHD. ADHD is a lack of fucking discipline.
How are you going to discipline someone when there's no line to cross?
If police officers could never get violent with you, no matter what you did, how could they even enforce the law?
Ever.
You just keep saying no.
Fuck off.
There's a line.
Now, people are going to sit here and go, oh, you're beating kids is wrong.
But there are normal people who raise normal shit kids.
I'm the most famous man on the planet.
I got my ass kicked when I ran my mouth.
My sons will be the best kids on the planet.
They'll get their asses kicked when they run their mouth.
I ain't playing fucking games.
ADHD. ADHD is not real.
Not real.
Not real.
Dump his ass in Africa.
Let him dehydrate to the point of death.
And then put him in front of a fucking book and say, if you read this whole book, you can have some water.
Would he read it?
Or would his ADHD prevent him from concentrating?
To me, it sounds like incentives.
He needs a strong incentive.
And if you're not going to dehydrate him, another strong incentive is, dad'll kick your ass.
There's an incentive right there.
I'm your father, and I'll whoop your ass, son.
Read that fucking book.
You want to put a kid in front of an iPad, playing games all day, perma-entertained, with this crack-addict, dopamine, mini-transaction, candy-crush dildo, then take him off of that and put him in front of a boring book.
And when he doesn't focus, you want to blame a disease instead of the fact he's simply bored and not scared of you.
Why is there no ADHD in China?
Because the parents in China know Kung Fu.
That's why.
Croc of shit.
Absolute croc of shit, Matt Walsh.
Kick your kids' asses if they fucking run their mouth.
You can make fun of my parenting, but how come I'm more successful than you?
And you can make fun of how I raise my kids, but they'll be more successful than yours.
And my kids know, dad gets mad, and dad'll hit me.
So I shut up, and I behave.
Yes sir, no fucking sir.
We were all raised getting our asses kicked, weren't we?
When did this become wrong?
Every single kid raised in the 80s got their ass kicked.
No?
Now it's become the worst thing in the world.
You're gonna damage their mentality.
You're gonna take away their originality.
I don't want originality.
I want him to eat his fucking dinner.
He doesn't need originality.
He's fucking five.
Originality to why he's fucking five.
All these fucking conservative dorks.
Don't hate your kids.
Let me tell you something.
If you fuck with me too tough, I'll hit you.
I don't give a shit if you're a kid.
I don't give a shit if you're a man.
I don't give a shit if you're a woman.
It doesn't matter what you are.
There is a line.
Don't hit women.
What if the woman comes up to me and fucking throws a petrol bomb on my girlfriend?
What if a random chick comes up to me and tries to light my girl who I love on fire?
What am I going to do?
Stand there?
Sorry, babe.
I don't hit women.
And just let her burn to death in a fireball.
Sorry, babe.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just don't want to hit women.
How fucking gay is that?
If a random girl comes up and goes anywhere near my girl, I'll beat the shit out of a bitch.
Straight away.
If a random girl comes up and hits my girl, I will fuck that girl up.
Don't touch my property.
You can't touch my car, my lawn, or my bitch.
Come near my shit.
I ain't playing games.
So yeah, I hit a woman.
Yeah.
Play that in court.
Yeah, I'll hit a man.
The lines are different.
Sure, there's different lines.
But everyone's got a line.
Men have the shortest line.
Men get hit first.
Women get a bit more tolerance.
Children get a bit more tolerance.
Bro, a cow's got a fucking line.
There ain't nothing without a line.
If a cow comes up to me, he's fucking with me too tough, I'll pick up a stick and fuck up a cow.
You think I'm gonna fight a fucking cow?
When I see these kangaroos on Instagram trying to like put their hands up, you think I'm gonna bust up a kangaroo?
Hold that jab, nigger.
Hold that jab.
Did you read motherfucking do, pussy?
There is a line for everything in this universe, including kids.
I think I'm going to have a fucking child.
I'm going to be negotiating with my own kid.
Seven-year-old.
Please do your homework.
No, dad.
I want to play video games.
I asked you to do your homework.
No, dad.
I'm playing video games.
go away well if you don't do your homework buster You're no dessert for you.
Bruh.
There's a line.
If you're watching this, if you're my girl watching this, if you're someone I don't know watching this, if you're a motherfucking cow, there's a line.
There's a line.
Don't cross it.
So Matt Walsh is too scared to say the kids need their asses kicked.
Because they fucking do.
First month of the year is done.
You'll never get this time back ever.
What have you accomplished?
Because you could have already made thousands of extra dollars.
This is true.
I made this video December 31st.
The whole month is gone.
You're probably still fucking broke.
Get in the real world now before it's too late.
Get in the real world before it's too late.
Fuentes, women can't drive.
Well, you know, Nick is a...
I like Nick.
Good guy.
Visionary.
But, you know, I think I'm the women can't drive king.
Women lack situational awareness.
That's how they ended up in Romania, human trafficked.
I'm so funny.
I'm so fucking funny and cool.
Democrats think we care about the prices going up from tariffs.
We voted for Trump to deport 10 million illegals and destroy the system rigged against us.
Do you think we give a damn about cigarette prices from Canada?
It's true.
As for Mexico, I don't listen to women, Mexicans, or Jews.
So I definitely ain't listening to that bitch.
She's all three.
I don't listen to women, Mexicans, or Jews, and you're all three.
Who's this hoe?
Yana.
Fucking women are so smart on the internet, aren't they?
Women always have something to fucking say.
Date sweet men.
Men who are calm.
Men who can articulate themselves.
Men who are soft-spoken.
Men who are patient with you.
Men who respect both you and themselves.
Men who are kind to you.
Men who are gentle.
Men who have self-control.
Women always talk smart.
And grown up when they're on the internet.
Then they end up getting raw-dogged in the back of a car by a drug dealer.
Date women who shut the fuck up.
Date women who do as they're told.
Date women who aren't fat.
Date virgins.
How about I make a list?
How about that?
How about the fact that another man's cum inside of you makes me fucking revolted?
And I don't give a shit if it was before I even met you.
It makes me feel sick.
How about that?
Can I write that down?
On my list?
Stupid bitch.
I need a man who's patient with me.
You want me to be patient with you and your little attitude mood swings?
Cool.
I'm going to sit there.
I'm patient with you.
What's your problem?
Well, you know, you haven't been giving me much attention and you talk to your friends but you don't talk to me.
My friends are funny and you are boring.
Then why are you with me then?
For sex.
Is that all you want?
What else you got?
Sell me something.
If you got something else, what have you been holding out on all this time?
I didn't know you had anything else to give.
Go on then.
You gonna pay my bills?
Because I've been paying yours.
You gonna protect me?
Because I've been protecting you.
You gonna teach me something?
Because I've been teaching you.
You gonna surprise me?
I've been surprising you.
You gonna send me fucking flowers?
You gonna buy me a fucking gift?
You gonna put me in a house that you pay for?
You gonna take me for a spin in your Lambo?
Oh!
You don't have anything else to give me.
Shut the fuck up, Yana.
Yana.
Fucking Bumba Club.
Look at the fucking arms on this guy.
What the fuck is...
A nigga needs a snack.
That's why I wrote, nigga needs a snack.
He must have AIDS. I'm not making fun of people with AIDS. He must have AIDS. There's something wrong with that guy.
He has AIDS, no?
You can't have that little muscle mass.
He must have AIDS. Jesus Christ.
This dude.
Can we get a GM? The reason this is so gay, he didn't say, can I get a GM? If he said, can I get a GM, you could ignore the fact his woman's in the picture.
Can I get a GM? But what he's actually trying to do, guys, I'm a master.
I am a master of human psychology.
That's why I'm famous.
I'm a master of it.
This guy said we because he's trying to prove to the world that he has a girlfriend.
And that's the kind of shit that men who don't get girls do.
Look, I got a girlfriend!
Look, I got a girlfriend!
Look, we're going for a walk on the beach!
Look!
Look, I spend my time with my girl!
And I enjoy it!
I'm not gay!
Spending time with women is an unfortunate side effect of fucking them.
Because only gays like hanging around with chicks.
Who hung around with chicks in high school?
Gays.
Can we get a GM? We.
Couple.
Us.
You're a fucking faggot.
You're trying to tell everyone you have a girlfriend.
And you've invited every man on the internet to say good morning to your girl.
You don't want me saying good morning to your girl because I'll take her.
I will take your bitch.
I will come up to you on the beach and say hello.
Hi.
I think I've seen you on Twitter.
What?
And what's your name?
Sandra.
Sandra, what are you with this fucking dickhead for?
And there you go.
That's it.
I put it down now.
Now you got a binary decision.
You either fight me on the spot or she thinks you're a pussy forever.
What did you say?
I said you're a fucking dickhead.
You want to fight and get knocked out in front of your fucking bitch?
No.
Let's go, Sandra.
Let's go.
Sandra's like, you're so mean, sir.
So I just walk it off.
Glances back.
That's it.
She's mine now.
She's mine now!
She's mine now!
You want me to say good morning?
That's what you fucking get.
You think making some money with Solana turns you into a man?
Because you caught a fucking meme coin pump.
Well, Solana price is up.
I can afford a Rolex.
I'm a real man now.
I'll grab you by your fucking neck.
Keep your girl off the internet, dickhead.
Who the fuck is this guy?
UxG.
Full-time web 3 degen.
I don't know why I'm dunking on him.
I don't know him.
He might be alright.
He just did some faggot shit.
And what was I saying earlier about the bully?
The bully keeps everyone in line, right?
I'm bullying this guy so he knows better.
I'm teaching you a lesson, sir.
Don't be mad.
If you're mad, you can take some of that Solana and buy a ticket to Bucharest.
I'm not going anywhere.
You know where my house is and I'll beat the fuck out of you.
You can come fight me.
No problem.
If you're not going to fight me, just shut the fuck up and keep your girl off the internet.
Can we get a GM? Well, before you go for fucking matcha lattes and a pegging session.
Faggot.
As generally not very patriotic, pretty pro-US Canadian, Absolutely fuck Donald Trump and the United States he represents.
Our two countries had the most successful international partnership in the history of the world.
You want to fuck with us?
Come find out.
Find out what, you little pussy?
Find out what?
Neil Hart...
Look at this guy.
This is the guy saying, come find out.
Fucking hell.
Fucking...
Find out what?
The fuck you gonna do?
Nothing.
And if you call a successful international partnership America paying for your whole country and you giving us fuck all back, it's like a girl.
That's why you can tell he's a little bitch.
Because girls do that.
We were a good team.
Oh, we were a good team.
We were a team when I paid your bills, bought you a car, took you on private jets, took you around the world, spoiled you, fixed your problems, put up with you, dealt with your mood swings.
We were a team when I did all of that, and in return, you put on makeup and got dick.
That's it.
And you call us a fucking team.
That's me giving everything to you, and you giving the only thing back you got, and it ain't worth what you're getting fucking paid.
America's been giving Canada billions of fucking dollars, and in return, we get nothing but fentanyl and fucking maple syrup.
And you call that a good team.
Then you want to threaten the big G when he tells you to fucking take your deal and shove it.
Neil.
Get the fuck out of here, Neil.
Get the fuck out of here.
My house is all good.
Come to my fucking house, Neil.
You and Ux G can share the same fucking flight.
UxG.
Web3 DJ. Probably share the same fucking girl anyway.
Pair of faggots.
Look at this retarded R. Retard!
Looks retarded.
11k likes.
How cute!
retard.
Brazilian beach summers is what living is for.
Sixes with a ball.
Who cares?
Who cares?
That's the fucking sixes kicking a ball.
This is what life's all about.
Going down to fucking Brazilian.
Brazil's just Mexico anyway.
Anywhere below Mexico is just one big Mexico to me.
It's Mexico.
If you saw a Brazilian breaking into your car and you called the cops, someone's breaking into my car!
You're like, okay, sir, what does he look like?
Mexican.
You wouldn't say he looks Brazilian.
You'd say he looks Mexican.
They're all Mexicans.
This dick shit.
In fact, I actually quite like Concerned Citizen.
He's quite a good account.
I don't know why he posted this gay shit.
That living is all about going down to Brazil and watching some sixes kick a ball around.
Is this what your life is about?
This is the goal of your life.
Not the lamentation of your enemies.
Not endless finance.
Not conquering the world.
Not becoming important.
Not becoming strong.
Not making the history books.
No.
Sitting around perving on sixes kicking a fucking ball.
Who cares?
Who the fuck cares about this?
This is shit.
If I was standing right there, I would be like, why am I here?
This is shit.
I'd rather smoke a cigar and make fun of chicks on an emergency meeting.
This is gay.
Sixes with a ball.
Who gives a shit?
Bryce said sorry.
Heartbreaking.
I don't think there's a lot of Americans who wake up in the morning and saying, oh, damn, Canada, we should go after Canada.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, we do.
We don't, you know what, you Canadians, you know, just fuck off.
Just fuck off with your fucking, just get the fuck out of here.
Go back to fucking, fuck off.
Fuck you.
This guy's a dickhead.
Wizard to neighbors.
What does that even mean?
You know, there's always some fucking dumb guy.
I don't want to be racist.
I don't want to say they're all black.
But you know.
There's always some guy who like, Isn't original at all.
I don't want to say they're all black, but...
All the blacks, anyway.
They're not original.
And they have nothing that stands out about them.
So, to become original, they either dress really crazy.
I just saw a picture of Jaden Smith.
He had a castle on his head.
Let's see if you can find it.
They either dress really crazy, or they come up with a really weird nickname.
You'll meet the most unimpressive normal black guy.
I'll be like, what's your name?
They call me the wizard, dawg.
Do you know magic?
Nah, bro.
You know, when I grew up on them streets, dawg, you know.
I don't know.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Why do they call you the wizard?
What can you do?
You haven't even got a wizard's hat.
Yo, I left it at home, dawg, but you know, I might start wearing it, bro.
Yo!
What the fuck?
Where'd you come up with this shit name?
They always come up with these shit names.
Black people.
Unimpressive black people have some weird name.
It's like an originality thing.
And now we got this guy.
Ward to Neighbors.
And if you asked him why, he'd be like, no, I got a good reason, dawg.
You see, when I was growing up, my name was Ed Ward.
They called me Ward.
And I didn't like my neighbors.
So after I robbed them, yo, I was like, Ward to the neighbors.
Get a fucking job.
Get a job.
Get off crack.
Get off social security.
Get a fucking job.
This dickhead.
Izzy pulled the reverse Piera, waved off the ref, and got sparked.
LOL. Well, LMFAO. That's what he said.
Let me show you ward to neighbors here.
Making fun of fucking Israel Adesanya, one of the best fighters in history.
LMFAO, he got knocked out.
Yeah, he went in the cage, was brave, and he lost.
Have you been in the cage?
Have you ever been brave in your life, Ward?
I hate when people who don't have the balls to step in the cage type things like LMFAO. Laughing at the warrior to feel better about being a coward.
Izzy's a legend is braver than 99.9% of men alive.
Masculine men show respect to those braver than them.
Hating is feminine.
This is so true.
If you're a man and you see another man in the cage doing something you've never done, You're inspired to go and do it.
If you're a little hating feminine bitch and you see someone in the cage, you make fun of them.
Because you don't want the world to know that you're a coward.
So you try and make fun and drag that person down.
As opposed to accept he's your superior.
Izzy is your superior, Ward.
Izzy is better than you at fighting.
He's more famous than you.
He's richer than you.
He's even fucking blacker than you.
He's better than you at everything.
So for you, the only thing you can do is show him respect.
And you want to sit there as someone who's never been in the cage ever, ever, and make fun of someone who's fighting at the highest possible echelon.
That's because you're a feminine little bitch.
That's female talk.
That's what girls do.
Women.
Mean girl crap.
Yeah, but look at her dress.
When the girl's prettier than them.
So I didn't like this comment from fucking Ward.
Dickhead.
Never mock a fighter unless you're the one who knocked him out.
If you didn't do it your fucking self, you better shut up because Izzy would fuck you up.
Oh, the female pilot who crashed.
Of course she fucking crashed.
Of course.
And I'm not allowed to mention it because I'm a misogynist.
Women just crash helicopters, but you can't say anything about it because then, you know, you get called names.
Call her a name.
A woman crashed a fucking plane.
Women can't fly.
You're a misogynist.
She's a fucking helicopter crasher.
I'd rather be a misogynist than a helicopter crasher.
We're going to start throwing names around.
She's a fucking helicopter crasher.
And she was warned twice.
She was told she was about to collide twice.
She just ignored the warning.
See?
No line.
If the air traffic controller said, I'll beat the fuck out of you, bitch!
Stop!
Maybe she would have fucking saved everyone's life.
Instead, she was like, girl boss, Kamala, this air traffic controller ain't touching me.
Crash.
AE people dead.
Just stop all women flying helicopters.
Just stop.
Sorry, no.
Denied.
Here, here's Jaden Smith.
His name is not original enough, I guess, to do the I'm original black guy thing.
So instead...
He does the fucking...
He dresses like a retard.
Here he is at some event with a castle on his head.
Explain this to me.
Explain...
There's a castle...
Why do you have a castle on your head, Jaden?
You know...
People are just living inside the box and they're living inside the castles in their mind because they're building these walls and I just want to show everyone that inside of their brain they have these walls that they put up themselves and are artificially...
You're a faggot.
You're a fucking faggot.
No, because we're building walls around our mind and no one can think outside the box.
You're a fucking faggot, Jaden.
Take the castle off your fucking head.
If your dad wasn't so busy simping, he'd beat the shit out of you.
Someone needs to beat the shit out of you, and your dad's too busy chasing pussy who doesn't want him.
The worst thing about me insulting all these famous people is I'm gonna meet them all.
When I'm free, I'll be at the same event as them.
And they'll be looking at me like, he made fun of me on an emergency meeting, and I'll be looking at them back like, yeah, nigger.
I did.
I don't give a fuck.
So, gentlemen, I have one sponsor.
For some reason, people think my show is too risky to sponsor.
They think it's too controversial.
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So please go buy some 1775 Coffee because they're gangsters and they deserve it.
They stick up for me.
So go buy some 1775 Coffee.
They're the only people who are not afraid to sponsor my elaborate rhetoric.
Let's call it that.
So what did we learn?
Thank God Kamala's not president.
Thank God.
No one's listening to the chicks anymore.
Jaden Smith's weird.
My Twitter replies is hilarious.
We learned some important things on this show.
Get some 70 to 75 coffee, guys.
Oh, David Hogg has AIDS. We learned that.
Let's not forget David Hogg has AIDS. Let's find one more banging tweet reply before we go.
One last one.
Let's find a good one He's trying to look tough But he just looks gay Trudeau does this also.
They probably fuck.
I'm so funny.
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Ah, this is a good one.
Find the picture of that ice poster of that woman.
The pretty one.
Here.
Guys, everyone knows I'm ahead of the game.
Everyone knows that my brand is built on being ahead.
I say things before they come true.
That's what I do.
I have excellent, world-class...
Deduction and reasoning.
Unlimited perspicacity.
My ability to see things.
And then I put them together in my mind and accurately predict the future.
And I said something which turned out to be absolutely true.
And this was the tweet I tweeted almost a year ago.
Men, learn the habit of insta-scrolling past any hot girl you see.
Don't look.
Don't stare.
Don't like her picture.
Don't message her.
Do not engage.
Ignore.
Blink and make your mind immune instantly.
AI is coming and nobody even knows what's real anymore.
The only thing worse than women leading you by the dick is machines leading you by the dick.
Kill all lust quickly.
The only thing worse than you guys simping over women on Instagram is you simping over fucking AI pictures on Instagram.
And you're already doing it and you don't know.
These bitches have filters.
They don't look like they're supposed to look like.
They don't look like that in real life.
They're already half-cyborg, cybernetic organisms.
And now you're all falling for the AI psyops.
This ICE poster of this hot girl, I argue, is an AI psyop.
I think it was an AI psyop to be like, look, we're deporting hotties.
Let's see if I can find it.
I don't know if you guys have seen this poster.
But everyone's like tweeting out, wait a second, maybe we should reconsider.
Because she got deported.
Here's my argument.
I think she's made up.
I think it's AI. I don't think it's real.
In fact, using my fabulous deductive reasoning, there's two choices.
Either she's real, and I've never fucked her, so I don't care about her.
Or, she's fake.
And in either one of those scenarios, she can get the fuck out of America.
I don't care.
All those people tweeting, maybe we should reconsider, LOL, thinking they're being cool bros, are gay.
I don't give a fuck if she's real.
She ain't ever made a taco for me.
Anna Desterio Franquez, you should have made me a fucking burrito when you had the chance.
Then you'd have Top G here on an emergency meeting saying, let her stay.
You know?
You'd have some vocal representation.
Your lazy ass didn't cook me a single enchilada, no nachos, and now you're getting deported.
Fuck off back to Mexico.
I don't know you.
If she's real, she's probably AI. I'm beyond simping.
Guys, every single hot girl on Instagram messages me every day.
I am the prize of Earth.
Getting Top G to settle down with you makes you the ultimate female, and females love clout.
They're all chasing me.
They're all doing anything it takes to try and get me.
They know if they can get me to settle down and make them publicly wifey and simp for them, they get the most clout on the planet.
They're all desperate for clout.
They're all trying the impossible task.
And I just scroll past it.
I don't care.
I'm immune to it now.
I'm immune to female beauty.
It doesn't work.
Your beauty doesn't work.
Your magic tricks don't work on me now.
You have to come up with something else and you have nothing else because you are vapious.
I don't care how you look.
What else you got?
Yeah, exactly.
Nothing.
Fucking nothing.
You ain't got anything else to offer.
Women know this.
You ever say to a woman, what does a man get when he's with you?
Well, they get me.
What the fuck does that even mean?
You get me.
Me, me, me.
You think you're so special?
You think you're the only fucking fake tits on the planet?
Bro, fake tits and some fucking lipstick?
Do you have any idea how easy that is to fucking find?
These women are delusional.
He gets me.
What's so great about you?
Tell me what's so great about you.
I'm here to be convinced.
I'm here.
I'm on your side.
Convince me.
What's so good about you?
Make me believe.
You seem so confident.
Make me believe.
Okay, he gets you.
You're the fucking prize.
What you got?
Pussy?
Had that.
Fake tits?
Every girl's got them.
What else you got?
What else did you?
Because you sound to me like an expensive headache.
That's what you sound like to me because love is gone.
Women are only with men for money now.
Women want paying.
There's not even more of this I'm broke, but she likes me.
No.
Women like money.
That's all they have ever liked.
They like you if you pay their bills.
So you want to come along, give me stress, cost me money, and you're offering what?
Me!
Sell the car.
Sell the Ferrari.
Give me the features.
Guys, I am funny.
One of my future plans is to do a stand-up tour.
I hope you guys buy tickets and come.
It'll be great, I promise.
Feminists will come and they'll like try and heckle me.
You're bald!
I shave my head.
Of course I'm bald.
If I tried to shave my head and still had hair, that would make me at female level incompetence.
It's not that fucking difficult.
You silly bitch.
Next.
Yeah, you're not funny.
And you're fucking fat.
You're fucking fat.
Put the spotlight on the fatty.
You're fat.
You are.
I regret nothing.
Call the dude's daughter ugly.
Had a fucking breakdown.
Fucking ugliest kid I've ever seen.
Ugliest kid.
It was too easy.
It's not that I dislike you or anything.
It's just that it's a fucking ugly kid.
It could be the fucking princess of fucking Zanzibar.
Who gives a shit?
It's a fucking ugly kid, bro.
Anyway, come to my stand-up show because I'm now a comedian.
That's my covering fire.
I'm going to say all the things I want to say, but it's comedy.
Guys, I'm not racist.
I'm a comedian.
I'm not misogynistic.
I'm a comedian.
I didn't human traffic her.
I was joking.
It was a joke, Your Honor.
It was a joke.
joke i took her passport away as a joke i'll give a discount to anyone who's inside of the real world on my stand-up tickets when i do my stand-up tour of the usa come see me in miami in a stadium making fun of chicks You know it'll be the best night of your life.
Bring a girl.
Bring that girl you're dating who's a little bit stuck up.
You know that girl you're dating?
She's kind of cool, but she's a little bit stuck up and gets upset sometimes.
She gets a little bit mad.
Bring her to my comedy special, please.
Woo!
I promise it'll be funny.
If you're inside the real world, I'm going to announce tour dates as soon as I'm free inside of the Tate channel.
If you're not inside the real world, get inside of it soon.
This has been a great time, guys.
It's 3 in the morning.
It's 3 in the morning.
I'm just up late at night smoking cigars, making fun of chicks.
You know?
You know, I could be doing something else, but I have a great time with you guys.
It's funny.
You get me.
You're my friends.
You know?
Everyone here is laughing.
We're all laughing.
Ha ha ha.
Chicks are stupid.
It's great.
We should do this more often.
We should do it more often.
It's funny.
See you guys inside of the real world.
Make sure you don't miss an emergency meeting.
Chicks always give us something new to talk about.
And remember, I did a video about the real world only one month ago.
One month is already gone.
It's extremely important that you do not waste this year.
One more thing I want to say actually about Donald Trump's presidency.
It's amazing how much he's getting done, but I am pertinently aware that it's going to end, unfortunately.
I feel the time ticking away.
And one day Trump won't be president anymore and things are gonna get hard again.
So you need to get rich now before it's too late.
You need to get rich now before Trump stops being president and times get difficult.
Now is the time to get rich.
We've already wasted a month of Trump.
This is the best years of your life.
These are the prime years of your life.
You're a good age.
You're strong.
You're healthy.
Trump's president.
Women aren't in charge.
No girl boss.
No woke.
No trannies.
Now you gotta get rich.
Because when the trannies come back, if you're not at least rich, you're fucked.
You're gonna end up going to work and being forced to call a dude a chick.
You gotta get rich now.
Now's the time.
Get rich.
Come to my comedy tour.
I'll be free soon.
Good times are coming.
Do you remember the Miami aliens?
That was an entire year ago.
What did you achieve in 2024?
Did your life completely change?
Did you remove the shackles, the splinter in your mind, which is constantly bothering you, reminding you there's a better version of reality, reminding you that with hard work and grit and determination, you can evolve to a higher echelon of finance and capability?
Has any of that been fixed?
Or are you still carrying the burden?
Are you still wearing it on your face?
How unhappy you are and how much better you could be if you finally dedicated yourself to something.
You know, you haven't got to listen to me.
You can listen to the people who previously took advantage of the hero's year inside of the real world, who previously had what it took to try and escape from the Matrix.
When the hero years started, my mentality just skyrocketed from there.
I also generated around 25k.
It's upwards of 25,000 euros.
Over 30,000 dollars.
I've made around 16,000.
Today, the same life-changing program opens again.
However, sign-ups close on January 1st.
We only have so much space, so much capability to help those who want It is not my job to try and convince a loser to want to be a winner.
It's my job to find the people with a fire in their heart, with a splinter in their mind, which are already grasping for every single opportunity because they understand time is running out.
I look for the drowning men who are trying to swim, who are treading water, trying to find air.
I do not look for the losers who have quit, who have given up already.
2025 can be the most important and evolutionary year of your life, if you make that decision.
You know, it's amazing what the mind can do.
If you decide you're hot, you're hot.
If you decide you're cold, We're cold.
If you decide you're going to lose, you're going to lose.
If you decide you're going to win, you're going to win.
And this year can be the year where you finally change everything you wanted to change about your life.
Inside of the real world, the Heroes Year is a program that affords you an accountability manager, custom lessons which aren't taught to others, artificial intelligence automation.
We make money with cryptocurrency.
We have a world-class fitness program.
You can change your entire life, but enrollment closes on January 1st.
This special program, the Heroes Year program, is for people who want to make 2025 something special and are serious about changing their life.
Time is running out.
You're already late.
You're an entire year behind the people who tried last year.
You're an entire year behind the aliens.
And a year from now, I'm going to ask you a very important question.
How was 2025 spent?
Did you spend it the same way you spent 2024?
Watching aliens on TV? Wasting your time?
Long periods of inactivity in between the odd spur of motivation?
Or did you dedicate yourself to something?
Did you finally scramble and fight and resist the oncoming enslavement?
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