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It would seem America's back, Andrew.
The devil has lost.
The devil lost.
America's fucking back.
Hot dogs, ice cream, baseball.
Invading your country, taking your shit.
No more of that.
Okay, no more of that.
But America's back.
America's fucking back.
The devil has lost.
Guys, I don't think you understand.
I've always felt a little bit more English.
Then I was American because I spent my teenage years in England.
But now that Trump's won, I am so fucking American.
Give me a cowboy hat.
I'm American.
Keir fucking Starmer.
Get the fuck out of here, you faggot.
Yeah, play that in fucking court.
Andrew Tate, who we have here, he called Keir Starmer a faggot.
You got shit on your dick.
You're a peanut butter packer.
Trump's back.
The world's changed.
The devil has lost.
We've lived through the four years of insanity.
We're going to watch the inauguration together.
We're going to sit here and be happy.
And I'm also going to throw smoke, you heard it, at all the conservative people who are complaining about Trump and some of the picks he's made so far.
I got heat for all these niggers.
and they're going to get it.
I thought you were going to put the Mr. Producer thing too.
I mean, he's pretty good, but it's not Mr. Producer, but it's, you know.
You know.
It's not Mr. Producer, but, you know, it's okay.
To be honest, I think they probably should have had me there, though, singing Mr. Producer.
What in the chat if it should have been me singing Mr. Producer at President Trump?
Why is Kamala there?
You know, Andrew, when I look at these losers, because it's important that they're there, because it's nice to be reminded...
So when I look at these losers, because what do you call someone who loses?
A loser!
And she famously lost.
Okay, so she's a loser.
So I'm not being politically incorrect here.
She is, in fact, a loser.
And Joe Biden's a loser because he lost the last election.
He just cheated.
So when you see these losers, it's actually a very important reminder to me.
And today's a very beautiful day for you and I, Andrew, because I don't think you realize this.
Even in Trump's first term, there was a lot of naysayers.
He didn't win the popular vote.
There was a lot of people who hated Trump still, who believed the lies that were purported about Trump, that he was a racist, that he was a white supremacist.
All the lies that the mainstream media pushed.
The internet wasn't as powerful back then when Trump ran his first campaign.
And being pro-Trump worldwide was still being counterculture.
So me and you, living in Europe, have been counterculture for at least a good...
What now?
Jesus.
Eight, nine years.
A very, very long time since Trump first announced his run.
And we were certainly counterculture in the last four years when the Satanists and the lunatics and the old man and the Satan in a wig or whatever you want to call her were in charge of the White House.
But here's the transformative moment for me and you, Andrew, and you're witnessing history if you're watching this current emergency meeting because as of about, in about 25 minutes time, our crusade, which has dominated, Most of our adult lives being counterculture.
The idea behind being a counterculture person is an attempt to change the culture.
To change the culture into a culture that you see as better and that you see as fitter for people to live in.
The culture where winners are winners.
The culture where losers are losers.
The culture where hard work is rewarded.
The culture where...
Dangerous, crazy ideas are not purported to children.
America!
This is the culture that me and you have been on the forefront of pushing.
That's right!
In our counterculture movement.
That's right!
And maybe not in Europe yet.
Hopefully one day.
But certainly in the United States, in 25 minutes time, you and I are no longer counterculture.
Our counterculture crusade in the United States has officially ended.
We've become the culture!
America, baby!
We're back!
It's all about us!
And fucking telling everyone the truth!
Living in a world where there's no more of this insanity, no trannies in the White House, no more DEI, no more garbage, just winning!
We're gonna win so much, you're gonna get tired of winning!
You're gonna say to me, please, we've won too much, stop winning!
I'm gonna say no!
We have to win some more!
I've heard that before somewhere.
We're gonna win!
America is back!
I am now officially 0% British!
100% Red-blooded American.
You name it.
That's me.
100%.
Hot dog, please.
Texas barbecue.
Grits.
I'm moving back.
Baseball.
I'm going to move back to America.
Gator wrestling.
I'm moving back.
I couldn't live there under that garbage.
But now it's all back.
I'm coming back.
Trump is the president.
The devil lost.
The whole world has changed.
This is monumentally important.
Most of you don't understand.
That culture drives all.
Culture is the bottom line of most things.
It is culture that retains a country.
It is culture that makes you want to work hard.
It's culture that makes your streets safe.
It's culture that makes people avoid drugs and do the right thing.
It's culture that makes men brave.
It is culture.
That's why we were the counterculture.
We were fighting this fight, trying to instill bravery in the men again because they were under the constant pressure of subjugation by homosexuals.
I would say we did quite a good job, man.
We did a fantastic job.
We were actually instrumental in the implementation of The counter-resistance which ensured Trump won.
We are part of this.
And the culture is now our culture.
This is now our world.
And the trannies have to live in our world.
No longer are we living in their world.
They're living in our world.
Welcome!
Fucking faggots.
Don't make me tap the sign again.
Sorry.
It was easy.
So we can talk over this, or listen in, or...
You know what I like about Trump?
Sorry, you know what I like about Barron?
Tell me.
He's tall.
Yeah, Barron is tall.
He's taller than me.
I'm a tall optimist.
Because tall people can't hide.
Meaning, they're less likely to be sneaky.
Like Rishi Sunak.
Little sneaky rap.
Little sneaky man.
Hey, Macron!
Hey!
I was sneaky behind you.
I was sneaky.
I am naked.
Surprise!
My teacher has a penis.
Surprise!
My woman is a man.
Surprise!
Yeah, Trump's 6'3".
You don't sneak around when you're big.
Trump's your size.
So Trump's a big man already.
Barron's taller than me.
When you're a big man, you don't sneak around.
You just tell people, this is how it is.
Fight me.
That's why we're so trustworthy, because we're both 6'3", and you're 6'4", almost 6'5".
We are trustworthy because we're huge.
You can't trust fucking, fucking Macron, Sadiq Khan, Ben Shapiro, Judeo-Christian.
Fuck off, faggot.
I can't.
I can't do streams with you anymore.
Why?
I can't.
Why?
I put my shirt and tie.
I thought it would just be nice and professional.
Look, it's Bo Jiden.
Oh, Bo Jiden.
Look, it's Bo Jiden.
Remember we used to use code names to not go to jail and we still went to jail.
Let's go, Brandon.
Let's go, Brandon.
Hamila Karras.
Nice.
Hamila Karras.
So our democracy has been restored.
Finally.
After the four years of robbery.
Everyone's getting fired.
Elon's gonna fire everyone.
Welcome back to the workforce.
You can replace all the Mexicans that Tom...
Hoden?
Tom?
Tom?
Tom's gonna kick out.
What's his name?
I know his name.
Oh, Border Czar.
Yeah.
Senate Deputy Sergeant-at-Arms and Doorkeeper, Jason Bell.
And House Deputy Sergeant...
Tom Homan.
That's what I said.
Homan.
I knew his name History in the making Most important election I've ever witnessed.
You know he's releasing the JFK files?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President-elect of the United States, the Honorable J.D. Vance.
Thank you.
We're so back.
America's back.
Donald Trump Jr.'s there.
We're so back.
Don Jr. in the back.
Don Jr. can't wipe that smile off his face, and I don't blame him.
What a shitty four years that family's been through.
This is the ultimate comeback.
We've been through a serious four years ourself.
But these guys?
Almost tried to shoot me yet.
We have the jail card, but he has the bullet card.
Yeah, true.
He also has the conviction card.
We didn't get convicted.
We just did jail for no reason.
True.
We've never been convicted.
You're right.
He's a felon.
No, he's not, because he never got sentenced.
Actually, no, no, no.
He is a felon, because they sentenced him to nothing.
Well done, Joe.
Elizabeth Farah, House Sergeant at Arms, the Honorable William P. McFarland, Senate Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper, the Honorable Jennifer A. Hemingway, Senate Majority Leader, the Honorable John Thune, and the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, House Democratic Leader, and the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, House Democratic Leader, the Honorable Hakeem Jeffries, House Majority Leader, the Honorable Steve Scalise, Speaker of the House of Representatives, the Honorable Mike Johnson, Senate Democratic Leader, the Honorable Charles
Senate Democratic Leader, the Honorable Charles E. Schumer, Ranking Member of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, the Honorable Deb Fischer, and Chairwoman of the Joint Congressional Committee
Guys, Guys, Trudeau is gone.
We got a ceasefire in Gaza.
Starmer's facing heat.
He's out soon.
Vladimir Putin's back on the phone talking to the adults in charge.
Day one, Trump's going to roll out executive orders to undo so much of the damage Biden has done.
The most important part about this is that the system didn't win.
They threw everything at him.
And he won in a landslide.
Lawfare.
False sexual assault accusations.
Sounds familiar.
Bullets.
They threw everything at him and failed.
This shows that the system can be beaten by men who are brave enough to resist it.
I have a strong feeling that you and I are also going to beat the system.
Yeah, I have a very strong feeling.
Everyone says you can't beat the system.
Shut up.
Be afraid.
No.
Trump did it.
We're going to do it.
They prey on fear.
The system wants you scared and afraid.
We've never shown fear.
Neither has Trump.
And if you never show fear, sooner or later, in the end, God will let you in.
Never back down!
Never give up!
Never be afraid of your enemy.
If Trump would have shown fear at any point, he wouldn't be here right now.
Me and you are going to walk our garbage because we don't show fear either.
Damn right.
Unafraid!
This year, and you can put that in your diaries, this year...
Unfazed!
We win.
USA! USA! I'm not going to interrupt too many of the speeches that are important because this is history.
This is history and you need to be watching it.
All of our young fans, glad you're here.
Trump may be the toughest man in the world.
I think he is, yeah.
I might be the toughest man in the world.
Please welcome the chairwoman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, the Honorable Amy Klobuchar.
I'm so happy, Andrew.
This makes everything worthwhile.
Can you imagine how sad we'd be if you didn't win?
and Vice President-elect Vance will take their oath of office, and we will witness the peaceful transfer of power at the heart of our democracy.
For the past year, I've chaired the inaugural ceremony committee, which includes the leadership of Congress from both parties.
We thank the committee and capital staff and law enforcement who worked so hard over the last year and especially the last three days.
You've done a beautiful job, and you have shown grace under pressure.
Our theme this year is our enduring democracy.
The presence of so many presidents and vice presidents here today is truly a testament to that endurance.
We welcome President Biden and Dr. Biden.
We welcome Vice President Harris and Doug Emhoff.
President Obama.
President Clinton and Secretary Clinton, President Bush and Laura Bush, Vice President Pence, Vice President Quayle, and Marilyn Quayle.
The Justices of the United States Supreme Court are with us.
All nine of them, I counted.
And of course, the Trump and Vance families.
This ceremony marks what will soon be 250 years of our democracy.
It is the moment.
When leaders, elevated by the will of the people, promise to be faithful to our Constitution, to cherish and defend it.
It is the moment when they become, as we all should be, the guardians of our country.
Through war and peace, through adversity and prosperity, we hold this inauguration every four years.
and today it falls on Martin Luther King Day a further reminder that we must strive to uphold the values enshrined in our Constitution the freedoms the liberties and as is in the United States Supreme Court equal justice under You know they both got hit with sexual assault allegations.
Who hasn't?
Guys, if you haven't been hit with sexual assault allegations by now, you don't matter anymore.
You're an important Republican voice.
You're a nobody.
If you haven't been hit with a sexual assault claim by now, you're officially a nobody.
You're not saying the right things.
Go stamp nobody on your head.
Get the fuck out of here.
The ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
President Kennedy, who at one point worked as a senator in this building and would often walk through this very rotunda, once said...
In a democracy, every citizen, regardless of interest in politics, holds office.
Every one of us is in a position of responsibility.
With that responsibility of citizenship comes an obligation not to seek out malice, as President Lincoln once reminded us, but to view others with a generosity of spirit despite our differences.
Oh, is that what the Democrats did?
If that responsibility of leadership comes an obligation to stand our ground when we must and find common ground when we can.
With everything swirling around us, the hot mess of division, it is on all of us to quote an incredible songwriter who just happened to be born in my state to ensure that our nation's democracy is...
Genuinely, the world is healing.
Everyone wanted this.
Black, white, every person who is not currently on a drug, For depression, anxiety, some mind-altering medication wanted Trump.
The only people who didn't were the crazies.
The people who should have been in the loony bin were the only people who didn't want this guy to win.
Every single person, irregardless of gender, sexual orientation, color, creed, race, you name it.
Doesn't matter their original nationality.
Everybody wanted Trump, except for the psychos.
The psychos lost.
The devil lost.
Trump is here.
And I have to make something very clear to all the other conservative influencers who are unhappy with Trump's picks for cabinet or some of his detailed politics.
I want to make something clear to you.
You can only expect perfection from yourself.
On this planet, if you want to find perfection in a human, look in the mirror.
Because that's the only person you're ever going to believe.
Can and will act perfectly if you dedicate yourself to that exact task.
I expect perfection from myself.
I expect perfection from my brother because he is a Tate.
But everybody else to a degree is fallible.
I don't have to agree with everything Trump says or does.
I don't have to think Trump is perfect.
I don't have to be happy with every decision he makes.
I have to be an adult and understand that if I'm going to sit at home crying because I can't find perfection in a political candidate, then I'm only going to permalose and be permanently upset.
Either run yourself and win or shut up.
Know your role.
This is the better option.
There's no doubt about it.
And I've heard people say, oh, it's the better option, but it's not even that good an option.
If I tell you if you want to take two bullets in the head or you want to be smacked in the face, there's not a single sane person alive who chooses the bullets in the head.
And that's what Kamala would have been.
So let's all just be happy today.
Let's be happy.
Let's be happy that the good guy won.
Yeah, perhaps not everything's going to be perfect, but the good guys won.
And you know what?
After four long years of shit.
It's actually very nice to feel like the good guys won again.
It's given us faith that the universe does the right thing if you dedicate yourself and show bravery.
It has validated everything I've ever said about if you knuckle down, show you're brave, show you're unafraid, you can beat the system.
It shows that my brother and I are going to beat the system.
Trump beat the system.
You can beat the system.
We can all beat the system.
You can beat the inflation.
You can beat the matrix.
You can escape.
You can get out.
Trump did it.
We're going to do it.
You can do it too.
You just have to knuckle down, prepare to work, prepare to be shot at.
And when you're shot at, instead of falling over and crying and hiding like a girl, Stand up and say, fight, fight, fight!
That's the moment when God decided to give him the presidency.
I knew from there that he would become the 47th president of the United States.
And here he is, about to be sworn into the most powerful job on the planet.
This is a lesson for all of you at home.
Life is actually extremely simple.
It's cause and effect, action and reaction.
And the effect of you being monumentally brave.
Perspicacious, indefatigable, and doing the right thing even when nobody notices is that you will monumentally and endlessly win in the end.
That's what Trump just did.
I will not listen to anybody on any side of the political spectrum say anything bad about the man who got shot at and stood up and said fight.
That is the kind of man I respect.
I don't care if his cabinet pick is not something you agree with.
I don't care if he passes a law you don't like.
This is not only the better of the two options.
This is a monumental moment in history where the system lost the devil lost God won and we're fucking back The secure safe and prosperous future that our founders envisioned for all of us and today We celebrate not only their decision to do so but also Sure, old friend.
America's back.
I'll pass you a can of water.
America's back, isn't it?
America's back.
I'm going to pass you a can of water for America.
For America.
Thank you.
Would you like to smoke a cigarette?
For America.
Oh, for America.
Yeah, please.
Oh, thank you.
Here's a cigarette.
Cigarette for America?
Oh, no, you can smoke the cigarette for America.
Oh, thanks.
You gave me a lighter as well.
For America.
Nice.
The fire of freedom.
Nice.
Burns bright today.
And, you know, this is not a case, and you didn't use the term, of the lesser of two evils.
That's what most elections are.
The lesser of two evils.
John McCain, Barack Obama.
That's a tough one.
That was lesser of two evils, believe me.
And I was young and dumb back then.
I didn't really know what to think.
But if I were alive today, I'd be like, John McCain, Barack Obama, deep state.
Mmm, corrupt, losers, don't like them, warmongers, lesser of two evils, I don't know who to pick.
And I don't need to make that choice because that's not the choice I had to make this time around because now we're living in 2025. This is not the lesser of two evils.
Trump has arguably put together the smartest, most competent, most patriotic team of Americans that has ever been assembled in a team of government ever since...
Reagan's cabinet since, I mean, even JFK picked a treacherous vice president, if you believe the JFK files, which we're all about to see soon because of our new president, Donald Trump, which is very, very interesting.
And you know what?
You know who I'm happy for, Andrew?
You know who I'm genuinely happy for today?
Robert F. Kennedy.
I like Robert F. Kennedy, and he's a good guy, and he made the brave choice, and he took that epic picture with Trump when he endorsed him, and he gave Trump a lot of extra voters, and he certainly helped in this effort to get Trump elected.
But you know why I'm happy for him?
Imagine you have lived 50 years of your life not knowing why your uncle and your father were blasted and stolen from you in public.
By who?
Why?
What motive?
Well, let's just seal it forever.
So only after you're dead can the files be opened.
I'm very happy for him that he gets, hopefully tomorrow, to open up the files and find out what it was that caused all of that pain in his family.
And good for him.
He deserves it.
You know what?
Trump losing the last election was actually a good thing.
Because it highlighted how dangerous his enemies are.
Wait, he lost the last election?
Sorry.
Trump having the previous election stolen from him highlighted the insanity of his enemies and the lengths they are prepared to go to.
I'm telling you that Trump doesn't feel happy.
Trump doesn't really feel relieved.
Trump feels like now it's his chance to finish some unfinished business.
Trump is full of vengeance.
Trump knows work must be done.
Look at that man's face.
That's a man who feels exactly how he's supposed to feel.
They robbed me from the last election.
They tried to destroy my life.
They tried to put me in jail.
They've only ever cheated and lied.
I am back and none of this is ever going to happen again.
I hear a lot of people complaining that the new MAGA campaign isn't as hardcore as the last MAGA campaign.
Perhaps I'm an optimist.
Perhaps I'm smoking too much hopium.
But I would like to believe that this Trump is going to be better than the last Trump.
Executive order.
We're taking Greenland.
We're taking over.
America's back.
And I am truly, genuinely excited.
You don't understand how culture drives things.
Think about the effect it had on your life.
Think about how you watching us.
How you operate, how you think, what you do, how successful you've become, how hard you train in the gym.
Think of how the Tate effect has affected humanity.
That's going to now come to government.
And not just any government.
The most powerful government on the planet is going to be restored with a culture of competence, of masculinity.
No more hating on men.
No more calling us toxic.
No more gay garbage.
It's men who are back doing the right thing that needs to be done.
This is the house of the most powerful government on the planet.
This is monumentally important for peace, stability, opportunity for everybody.
It doesn't matter if you dislike Trump.
Trump is like Batman.
You can hate him and he will still save your city.
That's what makes him a good man.
He is working for all Americans, whether you like him or not.
And because America is America, he is working for every single person on the planet.
Whether you like him or not.
Kyrie will fall.
Europe will be saved.
And none of that will happen without Donald Trump.
None of it.
We ask that you would bless him and that our nation would be blessed through him.
We also ask that you would bless and protect Melania as First Lady.
We thank you for the beauty, the warmth and grace that she shows not only to this nation, but to the whole world.
We thank you for Vice President-elect J.D. Vance and his wife Usha and their young family.
May he be a strength to President Trump to stand beside him, to hold up his arms like Aaron held up the arms of Moses in the midst of battle.
Very important to have people like J.D. Vance in the position of government.
J.D. Vance and Pete Hegseth, former front-line soldiers.
It's important to have people who have seen violence in charge of how much violence happens.
To understand the reality of the wars that are started.
The reality of sending troops into combat.
Because 20-something years ago, it was both of them.
It's very important to have people like that in the administration.
That's why you cannot have little Ben Shapiro's making these kind of decisions.
They've never seen violence.
We gotta go fight the wars that Israel wanted us to fight.
We should have to attack Iran.
Send men to go attack Iran.
We know that America can never be great again if we turn our backs on you.
We ask for your help, and we pray all of this in the name of the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, your Son, my Savior, and our Redeemer, Jesus Christ.
Amen.
I even wore my red tie today.
Oh, Brett Kavanaugh, yeah.
He was appointed as Supreme Court Justice, and then they said that he was a rapist and a sexual assault committer.
Sexual assaulter.
Whatever you want to call him.
Matrix attack, yeah.
Matrix attack!
And look, he won too.
There he is in his fucking robes.
Yeah, that's right.
The system lost.
Look at him in his robes.
Cope and seethe.
Oh, he's a rapist and a sexual assaulter.
You know, I bet he isn't.
Bet he isn't.
You said he was, though, and there he is in his fucking robes.
System loss.
Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear.
I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same.
That I take this obligation freely.
Without any mental reservation.
Or purpose of evasion.
And that I will well and faithfully discharge.
The duties of the office.
On which I'm about to enter.
So help me God.
Congratulations, Mr. Vice President.
Halfway there.
Halfway there.
There's a new vice president.
You got speaker?
Phone charger.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Chief Justice Roberts to administer the presidential oath please welcome Chief Justice Roberts to administer the presidential oath of office.
All right.
History in the making, guys.
Listen up.
It's like a weight off our shoulders, Andrew.
You're ruining a historical moment for me.
Okay.
Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear.
I, Donald John Trump.
To solemnly swear.
That I will faithfully execute.
That I will faithfully execute.
The Office of President of the United States.
The Office of President of the United States.
And will, to the best of my ability.
And will, to the best of my ability.
Preserve, protect, and defend.
Preserve, protect, and defend.
The Constitution of the United States.
The Constitution of the United States.
So help me God.
So help me God.
Congratulations.
We fucking did it.
We're back!
We did it!
Culture has shifted!
Andrew and I are no longer counterculture.
sure we're part of the mainstream.
We did it.
We are so back!
W in the chat!
For America!
For America!
What did I say to you?
For the world, bro.
In the simulation we live in, sometimes I can seem prophetic.
What did I say to you?
When you shoot a man with your last bullet, and he stands there, unfazed, this is what happens.
If you never give in, if you never quit, it's winning time now.
It's winning time for the winners.
It is time for us to win more than we've ever won.
Suffer the eternal mark of loserdom.
And us winners are going to remind them that we went through their garbage.
We lived in loserland.
We lived in your world.
You couldn't break us.
You didn't make us quit.
You didn't make us give up.
You didn't make us agree with any of the crap you think.
We sat there and resisted and now it's our time to win more than ever.
No more saying I support Trump and people looking at you wrong.
No more saying We need to fix this country and people calling you crazy.
Now it's like, yep, you were right all along.
Sorry, sir.
Let me adjust your MAGA hat for you.
This is a monumental shift in the global consciousness He is trampling out the vintage where the great of man was stored He hath loosed the faithful lightning of his terrible smiths sword
He is the power of the Lord Jesus Christ in God Glory, glory, hallelujah Glory, glory, hallelujah
Guys, if you will allow me to quickly play a video to jump away from the inauguration And remind you all of how much better our country is going to be now that Trump is president Because now that it's official, a whole bunch of people are going to be leaving the country.
Finally!
They promised us that they would, and now they're going to do it.
And they think we forgot, but we didn't.
So don't let them get away with it.
Remind them.
Remind them.
In fact, I have a long list here of all the people who said they were going to leave America if Trump wins.
Let's read out all these names.
Alec Baldwin, fuck off.
Whoopi Goldberg, fuck off.
John Legend, fuck off.
Chrissy Teigen, his stupid whore wife, who's a terrible person who can fuck off to.
Rob Reiner, fuck off.
Barbra Streisand hasn't had a song since 1931. You can fuck off.
Nancy Pelosi, fuck off.
Hillary Clinton, the most evil woman in history, fuck off.
Megan Rapinoe, fuck off.
Tom Hanks, fuck off.
The only thing you ever did good, Tom, was play a retard.
No coincidence.
Amy Schumer, fuck off.
AOC, fuck off.
Lady Gaga, fuck off.
Taylor Swift, Bill Gates, Jane Fonda, Madonna can all fuck off.
Mark Ruffalo, I don't know why they chose you to be the Incredible Hulk, because you're clearly a little pussy.
Fuck off.
Kim Kardashian, fuck off.
Bruce Springsteen can fuck off.
George Clooney can fuck off.
Hunter Biden, he doesn't even know what fucking day of the week it is.
But he can fuck off anyway.
Oprah can fuck off.
Robert De Niro can fuck off.
Samuel L. Jackson.
I used to think you were cool, but I'm afraid you now have to fuck off.
Miley Cyrus.
Travis Kelsey.
Bobby Althoff.
Rashida Taleb.
Stormy Daniels.
Anthony Fauci.
We don't want you here, Fauci.
You're a fucking liar.
All of you can fuck off.
George Soros can fuck off.
Eminem.
Ellen.
Sean Penn.
Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee, Bryan Cranston.
Imagine going from Walter White to a little liberal fucking dickhead.
Fuck off.
Billy Joe Armstrong can fuck off.
And Bono's gonna drive his car off a cliff.
That's the list of people I would've kicked out anyway.
So fuck off.
That's the list of people that we don't want in America anyway.
So get the fuck out.
See ya.
See ya!
The border czar will kick down your door and deport you all!
For the crime of homosexuality.
Hi, I'm Tom Homan, and I can deport you and your whole family.
Don't want to break up the family, I'm going to deport you and your kids.
You're getting out!
Fuck off!
It's what you wanted.
You volunteered.
It's what you asked for.
And Trump's the man who makes dreams come true.
so fuck off Trump is the fucking president We're back!
It's been a long three months, Andrew, since November 5th.
It's been a long three months.
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
This truth is my sin. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.
Amen.
The last nine years have been like watching Rocky 3 in slow motion, you know?
Rocky gets taken out, but that's not the real Rocky.
Then, he trained for four years, went through all that hardship, and now he's back.
And he's won.
It's been a beautiful saga to witness.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor and pleasure to introduce to you the 45th and the 47th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
Only two men have done that.
Theodore Roosevelt being the first.
And guess what?
They shot him too.
Sometimes.
And he stood there.
Unfazed.
As a man, if you're not getting shot at, you're not doing the right things.
If they're not coming at you in the news, you're not doing the right things.
If they're not saying you're a bad person, you're not doing the right things.
If they're not trying to lock you away, you're not doing the right things.
If they're not trying to shut you up, you're not doing the right things.
As a man, the number one marker you have of monumental success at being on the correct path on this planet is haters, doubters.
Speaker Johnson.
Senator Thune, Chief Justice Roberts, Justices of the United States Supreme Court, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, President Biden, Vice President Harris, and my fellow citizens.
The golden age of America begins right now.
From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.
We will be the envy of every nation and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.
during every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.
Not much to ask from the president.
You think it's not much to ask.
Imagine Kamala standing up there now.
Jesus Christ.
Our safety will be restored.
The scales of justice will be rebalanced.
The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department and our government will end.
And our top priority will be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.
America will soon be greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.
I return to the presidency confident and optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling new era of national success.
A tide of change is sweeping the country, sunlight is pouring over the entire world, and America has the chance to seize this opportunity like never before.
But first, we must be honest about the challenges we face.
While they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great momentum that the world is now witnessing in the United States of America.
As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.
For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in complete disrepair.
We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.
abroad.
It fails to protect our magnificent law-abiding American citizens, but provides sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country from all over the world.
We have a government that has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign borders, but refuses to defend American borders or more importantly its own people.
Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina who have been treated so badly.
And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago.
Or more recently, Los Angeles, where we are watching fires still tragically burn.
From weeks ago, without even a token of defense, they're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.
They don't have a home any longer.
That's interesting.
But we can't let this happen.
Everyone is unable to do anything about it that's going to change.
We have a public health system that does not deliver in times of disaster, yet more money is spent on it than any country anywhere in the world.
And we have an education system that teaches our children to be ashamed of themselves in many cases, to hate our country despite the love that we try so desperately to provide to them.
All of this will change starting today, and it will change very quickly.
My recent election is a mandate to completely and totally reverse a horrible betrayal.
And all of these many betrayals that have taken place and to give the people back their faith their wealth, their democracy.
And indeed, their freedom.
From this moment on, America's decline is over.
Our liberties and our nation's glorious destiny will no longer be denied, and we will immediately restore the integrity, competency, and loyalty of America's government.
Over the past eight years, I have been tested and challenged more than any president in our 250-year history, and I've learned a lot along the way.
The journey to reclaim our republic has not been an easy one, that I can tell you.
Those who wish to stop our cause have tried to take my freedom, and indeed, to take my life.
Just a few months ago, in a beautiful Pennsylvania field, an assassin's bullet ripped through my ear.
But I felt then, and believe even more so now, that my life was saved for a reason.
I was saved by God to make America great again.
Yes, you were, sir!
Yes, you were!
That's exactly why.
No applause from Joe Biden.
He doesn't know where his hands are.
Thank you.
You lost them.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
That is why each day under our administration of American patriots We will be working to meet every crisis with dignity and power and strength.
We will move with purpose and speed to bring back hope, prosperity, safety, and peace for citizens of every race, religion, color, and creed.
For American citizens, January 20th, 2025 is Liberation Day!
Liberation Day.
It is my hope that our recent presidential election will be remembered as the greatest and most consequential election in the history of our country.
Yep.
As our victory showed, the entire nation is rapidly unifying behind our agenda with dramatic increases in support from virtually every element of our society, young and old, men and women, African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, urban, suburban, rural.
And very importantly, we had a powerful win in all seven swing states, and the popular vote we won by millions of people.
To the black and Hispanic communities, I want to thank you for the tremendous outpouring of love and trust that you have shown me with your vote.
We set records, and I will not forget it.
I've heard your voices in the campaign and I look forward to working with you in the years to come.
Today is Martin Luther King Day and his honor, this will be a great honor, but in his honor we will strive together to make his dream a reality.
we will make his dream come true.
National unity is now returning to America and confidence and pride is soaring like never before.
In everything we do, my administration will be inspired by a strong pursuit of excellence and unrelenting success.
We will not forget our country.
We will not forget our Constitution.
And we will not forget our God.
Can't do that.
Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders.
With these actions we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense.
It's all about common sense.
First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border.
That could be done.
You haven't got a country, you haven't got a border.
Makes sense to me.
Send me on me.
You got the guns.
Get to work.
Tom Herman's gonna put on his fucking cowboy hat, get a six-shot revolver, and throw the border his fucking self on a horseback with a fucking lasso.
Will immediately be halted and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came.
We will reinstate my remain in Mexico policy.
I will end the practice of catch and release.
We will send troops to the southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country.
America!
Under the orders I signed today, we will also be designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
That's scary, you're a cartel guy.
Now it's drone strikes.
It's no longer we're going to arrest you.
You're terrorists, man.
It's terrorists.
Drone strikes.
F-16s.
It's no longer just, "Oh, they might come arrest us." No, it's like, shit, Apache helicopters.
They can go into Mexico's sovereign airspace with an Apache to take out a terrorist group.
I will direct our government to use the full and immense power of federal and state law enforcement to eliminate the presence of all foreign gangs and criminal networks, bringing devastating crime to U.S. soil.
Including our cities and inner cities.
Bad time to be a bad guy!
It's a bad day to be a bad guy!
No higher responsibility than to defend our country from threats and invasions, and that is exactly what I am going to do.
We will do it at a level that nobody's ever seen before.
Next, I will direct all members of my cabinet to marshal the vast powers at their disposal to defeat what was record inflation and rapidly bring down costs and prices. I will direct all members of my cabinet to marshal The inflation crisis was caused by massive overspending and escalating energy prices and
That is why today I will also declare a national energy emergency.
We will drill, baby, drill.
Take the oil from the Gulf, Gulf of America.
Gulf of America!
Fracking, do it all.
Pipelines.
America will be a manufacturing nation once again.
And we have something that no other manufacturing nation will ever have.
The largest amount of oil and gas of any country on earth.
And we are going to use it.
Let me use it.
Most people don't understand.
Energy is the bottom line of everything.
If you don't eat, you can't be successful in sports.
You can't be successful in business.
You need to eat.
You need energy.
It's the same for a country or a company or especially an economy.
Energy first.
We will be a rich nation again, and it is that liquid gold under our feet that will help to do it.
With my actions today, we will end the Green New Deal and we will revoke the electric vehicle mandate, saving our auto industry and keeping my sacred pledge to our great American autoworkers.
Freedom of marketing.
Make what cars you want.
Americans will buy what they want.
That's right, David.
In other words, you'll be able to buy the car of your choice.
We will build automobiles in America again at a rate that nobody could have dreamt possible just a few years ago.
And thank you to the autoworkers of our nation for your inspiring vote of confidence.
We did tremendously with their vote.
I will immediately begin the overhaul of our trade system to protect American workers and families.
Instead of taxing our citizens to enrich other countries, we will tariff and tax foreign countries to enrich our citizens.
For this purpose, we are establishing the external revenue service to collect all tariffs, duties, and revenues, It will be massive amounts of money pouring into our Treasury, coming from foreign sources.
The American dream will soon be back and thriving like never before to restore competence and effectiveness to our federal government, my administration.
will establish the brand new Department of Government Efficiency.
After years and years of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship And bring back free speech to America.
Free speech means we're back on Instagram.
We're back, baby!
Never again will the immense power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents.
Something I know something about.
We will not allow that to happen.
It will not happen again.
Under my leadership, we will restore fair, equal, and impartial justice under the constitutional rule of law.
And we are going to bring law and order back to our cities.
This week...
I will also end the government policy of trying to socially engineer race and gender into every aspect of public and private life.
Absolutely.
Winners win.
Absolutely.
Get rid of that track.
Meritocracy.
We will forge a society that is colorblind and merit-based.
Meritocracy.
As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
It's wild you even need that to be a policy, but you do.
The crazies were in charge for four years.
This week, I will reinstate any service members who were unjustly expelled from our military for objecting to the COVID vaccine mandate with full back pay.
Gravery wins.
Just had four years off.
Bravery wins.
And you get full back pay.
Full back pay.
Bravery wins.
Everyone goes, oh, I had to get the vaccine.
No, you didn't.
You didn't have to.
It was a test from God and you pussied out.
My blood's pure.
...from being subjected to radical political theories and social experiments while on duty.
It's going to end immediately.
Our armed forces will be freed to focus on their sole mission, defeating America's enemies.
Thank you.
Like in 2017, we will again build the strongest military the world has ever seen.
We will measure our success not only by the battles we win, but also by the wars that we end, and perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into.
Beautiful.
My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier.
That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.
I'm pleased to say that as of yesterday, one day before I assumed office, the hostages in the Middle East are coming back home to their families.
Thank you.
Thank you.
America will reclaim its rightful place as the greatest, most powerful, most respected nation on Earth, inspiring the awe and admiration of the entire world A short time from now, we are going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, and we will restore the name of a great president.
William McKinley to Mount McKinley where it should be and where it belongs.
President McKinley made our country very rich through tariffs and through talent.
He was a natural businessman and gave Teddy Roosevelt the money for many of the great things he did, including the Panama Canal.
Which has foolishly been given to the country of Panama after the United States.
The United States, I mean, think of this, spent more money than ever.
Lost 38,000 lives in the building of the Panama Canal.
We have been treated very badly from this foolish gift that should have never been made.
And Panama's promise to us has been broken.
The purpose of our deal and the spirit of our treaty has been totally violated.
American ships are being severely overcharged and not treated fairly in any way, shape, or form.
And that includes the United States Navy.
And above all, China is operating the Panama Canal.
And we didn't give it to China.
We gave it to Panama.
And we're taking it back.
He's a fucking G. He's a G. He's such a legend.
38,000 Americans died building it.
We're taking it back.
Such a legend.
This is the greatest day I've had in years.
Above all, my message to Americans today is that it is time for us to once again act with courage, vigor, and the vitality of history's greatest civilization.
So as we liberate our nation, we will lead it to new heights of victory and success.
We will not be deterred.
Together we will end the chronic disease epidemic and keep our children safe, healthy, and disease-free.
The United States will once again consider itself a growing nation, one that increases our wealth, expands our territory, builds our cities, raises our expectations, and carries our flag.
into new and beautiful horizons, and we will pursue our manifest destiny into the stars, launching American astronauts to plant the stars and stripes on the planet Mars.
He holds face.
He holds face.
Ambition is the lifeblood of a great nation, and right now our nation is more ambitious than any other.
There's no nation like our nation.
Americans are explorers, builders, innovators, entrepreneurs, and pioneers.
The spirit of the frontier is written into our hearts.
The call of the next great adventure...
Resounds from within our souls.
Our American ancestors turned a small group of colonies on the edge of a vast continent into a mighty republic of the most extraordinary citizens on Earth.
No one comes close.
Americans pushed thousands of miles through a rugged land of untamed wilderness.
They crossed deserts, scaled mountains, braved untold dangers.
Won the Wild West, ended slavery, rescued millions from tyranny, lifted billions from poverty, harnessed electricity, split the atom, launched mankind into the heavens, and put the universe of human knowledge into the palm of the human hand.
If we work together, there is nothing we cannot do and no dream we cannot achieve.
Many people thought...
It was impossible for me to stage such a historic political comeback.
But as you see today, here I am.
The American people have spoken.
That's right.
All of your garbage is gone.
Imagine being Obama now.
Nobody cares about you.
You're loved.
Now you're notoriously despised.
It's over.
It's over for these clowns.
It is over.
I stand before you now as proof that you should never believe that something is impossible to do.
In America, the impossible is what we do best.
From New York to Los Angeles, from Philadelphia to Phoenix, from Chicago to Miami, from Houston to right here in Washington, D.C., our from Houston to right here in Washington, D.C., our country was forged and built by the generations of patriots who gave everything they had for our rights and for our freedom.
They were farmers and soldiers, cowboys and factory workers, steel workers and coal miners, police officers and pioneers who pushed onward, marched forward, and let no obstacle defeat their spirit or their pride.
Together they laid down the railroads.
Raised up the skyscrapers, built great highways, won two world wars, defeated fascism and communism, and triumphed over every single challenge that they faced.
After all we have been through together, we stand on the verge of the four greatest years in American history.
With your help, we will restore America promise.
And we will rebuild the nation that we love, and we love it so much.
We are one people, one family, and one glorious nation under God.
So to every parent who dreams for their child, and every child who dreams for their future, I am with you, I will fight for you, and I will win for you.
We are going to win like never before.
Thank God they didn't shoot some.
Thank God they did not shoot something.
Jesus Christ.
Thank God they didn't shoot something.
Imagine the mess we'd be in right now.
In recent years our nation has suffered greatly, but we are going to bring it back and make it great again, greater than ever before.
We will be a nation like no other, full of compassion, courage, and exceptionalism.
Our power will stop all wars and bring a new spirit of unity to a world that has been angry, violent, and totally unpredictable.
America will be respected again and admired again, including by people of religion, faith, and goodwill.
We will be prosperous.
We will be proud.
We will be strong and we will win like never before.
We will not be conquered.
We will not be intimidated.
We will not be broken.
And we will not fail.
From this day on, the United States of America will be a free, sovereign, and independent nation.
We will stand bravely.
We will live proudly.
We will dream boldly.
And nothing will stand in our way because we are Americans.
The future is ours.
And our golden age has just begun.
Thank you.
God bless America.
Thank you all.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I believe him.
If he can't do it, no one can.
I believe him, Andy.
In long time since I believed a politician.
Ladies and gentlemen, performing on America the Beautiful, please welcome the Armed Forces Chorus and Carrie Underwood.
Thank you.
Let's go to shoot.
Okay.
The world's healing, Andrew.
We were a part of this.
Young men went out and voted actually Nationalist Republican in every single country in the world that we have a big fan base, including the United States.
It's absolutely true.
Glad I never shut up.
Because we changed the culture.
They told you to shut up.
They told us to shut up.
But we didn't.
Trump is just made of vengeance, bro.
He's not smiling.
He's not happy.
It's time to get to work.
It's a real G. Time to get to work.
It's a real G. You do not want to make him mad.
He is a real G, bro.
Oh, and on top of that, he's now the most powerful man in the world.
You know the words, help me out here. help me out here.
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for purple mountain for purple mountain majesties, above the fruitly plain.
America, America, God shed his grace on thee.
And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.
Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Fisher will now introduce the benediction clergy.
All right, let's leave that.
I now call on Rabbi Ari Berman, Pastor Lorenzo Sewell, and Reverend Frank Mund to provide prayers of benediction.
Can you imagine what Kamala Harris's speech would have been?
Some garbage about how it's important to be gay.
And how there's joy.
Four years, it's going to be joy.
We're back.
It's going to be joy.
Don't worry.
Everyone's going to...
You know what?
That speech was the best speech I've ever heard an American president give.
You know why?
Because he meant it.
He meant it.
No notes.
No practice.
He's an okay public speaker.
Obama, arguably, a much better public speaker.
But he said things he didn't mean.
And he didn't do them.
So his speeches meant nothing.
That's maybe the most important speech an American president has ever given because he means what he says and he is going to do what he says.
I have no doubt that all of his predictions for the country are now going to come true.
2025 is going to be a monumental year that everybody remembers, especially the rebirth of America, because the world is actually just a large game of faith.
If you understand, cryptocurrencies are based on faith.
People believing that other people believe in them.
Fiat currencies are based on faith.
Institutions.
The judicial system is based on faith.
The reason you do not kill the robber who comes into your home is you believe that the police will deal with him and punish him accordingly.
Everything is based on faith.
Trump is restoring faith to America, something it had lost.
And most people do not understand how important this intangible element of life.
Simple faith.
Is going to be when it comes to your ability to apply force, your ability to grow, to build, to implement certain policy.
All of it is faith-based.
And the world believes in Trump.
Not only America, the world does.
Nobody wants to be on his bad side.
They believe in his threats.
They believe in his promises.
They believe in him.
And for this reason, America is guaranteed to be great again.
I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
And if you're sitting at home watching this, you have to understand what I said to you previously when the election was first won.
I said winning time is going to be fantastic for the winners.
It's going to be terrible for the losers.
It is now a meritocracy.
No more easy mode.
No more games.
No more sympathy.
Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
I like that because I'm a winner.
You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser.
Because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work and that you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what?
You're going to lose.
You're going to hate!
The next four years.
These next four years are for winners who want to win.
Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit, and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
That is gone.
The garbage is over.
Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
This is going to be the time where it's probably the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final and that the lines are drawn, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
If I were you, I would look at this, take the energy from the event.
Take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc.
Take it deep inside of your heart.
Implement it inside of your mind.
Build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up.
Take all of the energy in from the universe.
Take it in from God.
Put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
That's what we're going to do.
That's why we're going to bust it.
this case and you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
If I give you one message to hold in your hearts today, it's this.
Never, ever give up.
There'll be times in your life you'll want to quit, you'll want to go home.
For some people, the ultimate goal in life has been becoming the president of the United States.
Would you like to be the President of the United States?
I really don't believe I would, but I would like to see somebody as the President who could do the job, and they're very capable people in this country.
Why wouldn't someone like yourself run for political office?
I think it's a very mean life.
I would dedicate my life to this country, but I see it as being a mean life, and I also see it as somebody with strong views, and somebody with the kind of views that are maybe a little bit unpopular, which may be right.
But maybe unpopular.
Wouldn't necessarily have a chance of getting elected against somebody with no great brain but a big smile.
And that's a sad commentary for the political process.
You're a billionaire.
Awesome guy.
Why don't you just fuck off and go to an island?
Because I love our country and I want to make America great again.
And we still have tremendous hope and tremendous potential.
I want to make America great again.
It's more important.
Well, I think that America is a country that has tremendous, tremendous potential.
I think that much like the mind, I think that America is using very, very little of its potential.
I feel that this country with the proper leadership can go on to become what it once was.
The polls started going up, up, up, but they didn't want to give us credit because they forgot about a lot of us.