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Dec. 27, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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A Breakfast Cereal Superpower | Tate Confidential Ep 268
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I've not seen you do headshots for Barnett ever We've done it a few times.
four or five times a bit.
Luke are you excited for head shots?
I mean, the problem is when it comes to headshots, I like to get hit.
So he hits me about 50 times and I'm like, land one big heavy one, that's all I want.
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it and then I'll land.
That's it, that's all I'm going for.
Ready?
Five.
That's it, that's it, fight!
About it, hold!
That's it, that's it!
And, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Pay me what I'm old, yeah!
Easy, small!
Pay, pay, pay me what I'm old, yeah!
I'm old, yeah!
Where are you going?
You can't run.
There we go!
Fight!
You can't run from it!
Put your clear hands up and put them down and stand there like I do.
That's it.
Jack.
Jack, head and body.
Two, two, three, four.
Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack.
Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack.
The judges.
The show business.
You look better throwing than being scared.
Just fucking throw.
I know I intercept.
I know it's gay.
But you gotta bite your gum shield and swing.
When I sparred Amir, that's what it was.
He's a short, stalky cunt.
But if he slips one punch and he hooks, you're going to sleep.
And I don't mean down.
I mean you wake up.
He hits harder than you want, I swear.
But the only way I could do good was just grip my teeth and just throw.
And win the rounds.
Even if I can't hurt him, just win the rounds.
Because if I get scared about his hook, I don't touch him.
He was too tricky.
This is what you call the no man's land.
You know what I mean?
This is like in war, my team, his team, his army, my army.
We need to get to each other to hit each other.
But whoever controls this space in the middle wins the fight, wins the battle.
That's why I hit my hands.
He's not trying to hit me.
That's why I'm saying nice.
Throw away punches.
Not every punch has to land.
So throw in the middle here to then land this shot.
You have to control the no man's land.
Whoever controls this distance, that's why when you hit him and he no longer has control of no man's land, he does this.
And he takes away no man's land.
You understand?
This is controlling the fight.
We're battling, and then when you get position, that's when you land.
You understand?
If he hurts you and you create space, this is what happens to you.
You hit him quite good sometimes, then you think, fuck, you back away, and then you just let him Walk towards you.
There's no control of this distance.
Or even if you hurt me.
If you give me three or four seconds, it doesn't hurt me.
Yeah.
And then he builds up his pitch.
It's all confidence.
Keep the pressure on him.
Yeah, so it's like you've got to take one step back.
One step back.
Yeah.
Control that no man's land.
Throw punches away.
Not every punch needs to land.
Never throw one punch.
Never.
There's no point.
Against Andrew, there's no point.
He's going to get hurt.
Doesn't matter if you miss.
Hit the hands.
Hit the hands.
Hit the arms.
Hit the elbows.
Whatever to control the distance.
A girl.
A fucking girl who's never trained in her life.
Look at this ball and throw it at her face.
She'll move.
It's natural.
You only get hit because you're not looking.
If you are looking at his hands, looking at them, and just fight, and don't worry about, just look at his hands, hit whatever you can, but don't move.
When it starts to come, you'll move.
It's because you don't look at them.
And you can't see.
You close your eyes, or you do this, or you get a bad angle.
Or you're down, or you're tense.
Me, it's hard, because I make sure you can't see my hands.
That's why I do it.
But against people who fight like this, just look at their hands.
Nigel, I know how hard he hits, I just stare at his hand.
I just stare at it, because I know it's going to swing, it's going to help me out.
So I just look at it the whole time.
And the second it moves, I'm like...
Yeah, yeah.
I was excited.
I was like, fuck off.
Because it's too hard.
I can't hit by that.
Yeah, you just have to look at it.
The thing is, with you...
With me, my hands are behind my back and shit.
I mean, dick it.
Yeah, but I'm here, you just throw it from there.
No, but that's the thing.
You're not there.
If you were punching here, you'd hit me loads more.
I would have to rethink my whole strategy if you punched here.
You don't.
I'm looking at your hands waiting for you to move it.
If you punch this one, I go here.
That's all I do.
If you punch this one, I either go outside or back.
The second you try and jab me, I do this.
It's one simple trick.
I just do it over and over again.
You've got to not let me get away with it.
But if you were punching my stomach, I'd have to think again.
Because I can't move my core like I can move my head.
I can move my head all like this.
My core stays there.
If you were punching my body, I'd fight like this again.
If I'm doing this, then you're really not trying to hit my body.
And also, you don't believe in your power, so you think a jab to the body doesn't matter, so you don't throw it.
Whereas I know if I land three or four of them, they start to hurt.
I fight 12 rounds, so like over and over, right around four, they're fucked.
You gotta relax, you gotta enjoy it more. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a dance.
It's funny.
When you get hit, it's gonna be like, ha ha ha.
Who gives a shit?
You're training.
You're supposed to be.
I don't know what you heard about me.
Put a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see.
Then I'm a motherfucking B.I.M.
I don't know what you heard about me.
Put a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see.
Then I'm a motherfucking B.I.M.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, she in the club, she dancing for dollars.
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Vinny, that Prada.
That bitchy, bitchy, blueberry, Dulce and Kavana.
She freaking fools.
All right, here's the lady.
You just finished the training.
Don't tell me you're about to do what I think you're gonna do.
I'm sorry if I actually finished training, because it's got thousands and thousands percent of all your daily vitamins.
I'm about to get 7,000 percent of basically everything.
I can't be bothered to read it out.
Even things I didn't know I needed.
Did you know you needed folate?
To be honest, I don't even know what that is.
Exactly.
Did you know you needed selenium?
Selenium's pretty good, but you know it's not good.
Hello Kitty, screw you.
Well, I'm gonna get all of what I need, and then I'm gonna have my dinner.
Okay.
Now you're going too far.
Dinner.
This is not dinner.
First and foremost.
Sparking water.
It's my fucking hero.
No flavorings whatsoever.
Tastes absolutely disgusting.
I can get down with the fire blood, but the Hello Kitty cereal, absolutely not.
No, sir.
All good things are disgusting.
Nothing that tastes good is good for you.
Which is why I hate the taste of Hello Kitty cereal.
Made by Monday.
Read me the ingredients in that.
I have to know.
When I buy shares, here's the big famoose.
Everyone's gonna start buying this going, Tom G had Hello Kitty Cereal.
I'm gonna be Tom G. Not realizing that I've bought 30% of the company Monday.
See that?
M-O-N-D-A-Y? Oh yeah.
Oh, you think I'm just promoting Hello Kitty Cereal?
No.
I actually eat this shit.
I actually get paid from it.
Try me.
Go buy some.
I don't even know if you're being serious.
You're joking.
And I live with you.
I'm being...
This fucking shit is disgusting.
I'll admit.
Put your game face on.
I'm being...
Bailey.
At least the Hello Kitty cereal is not...
I'm deadly motherfucking serious.
You think I can't buy this fucking shit company Monday?
Monday?
What the fuck?
What is it?
French?
I don't know.
I told the accountant.
Buy some.
I need to know what's in the Hello Kitty cereal.
What's the ingredient list?
You're too jacked and you're too healthy to be eating Hello Kitty cereal.
Andrew, you and I both know this isn't okay.
It's good for me.
No, it's not.
You need to get on my diet.
You'd feel like a million bucks for you on my diet.
What's your diet?
Tristan.
Tristan.
Tristan, this is dumb.
No.
Tristan, do not join him in going down the path of no return.
Now I need a cigar.
This is the back road.
I'm a beacon of health.
I'm one of the...
I am literally one of the most respected fitness influencers on the planet.
All those are fitness influencers.
You name like a fitness guy.
I beat the fuck out of them and everyone knows it.
And my body is fucking fantastic, and I take no steroids whatsoever, and my testosterone levels through the roof down to pure stress, and I'm gonna eat this, I'm gonna have four cigars, and that's gonna be my daily meal.
That's it.
I had a bowl of cereal, a glass of fireblood, two cigars, and I went to sleep.
This is not okay.
Hey me, nigger.
Tristan, don't join him on this.
On this journey.
This is not okay.
Don't join him.
- Don't join him.
Even Marcel's in disbelief.
Look, Marcel, tell me I'm not crazy.
This is absurd.
I've been trying to stop this since last Christmas.
I told you, stop buying fucking Hello Kitty cereal.
Thank you.
Here we are.
Thank you.
Again, a whole year later.
And they're still on it.
Do you feel...
I'm getting deja poo.
Because Marcel's talking the same old shit that I heard before.
Yeah, a year ago.
I'm getting deja poo.
Because Marcel's talking the same shit he said before.
Deja poo is not a thief.
Get a fucking bowl of Hello Kitty cereal.
Marcel, don't do it.
Be a fucking man.
Marcel, be on my team on this one.
For the first time in your life, and get a bowl of Hello Kitty cereal.
For the first time in your life, man up.
Marcel, you know what?
I'm a good kickball, sir.
I have cat-like reflexes.
And that comes from Hello Kitty cereal.
No, it doesn't.
Marcel, stay on my side on this one.
You can't look mean eating Hello Kitty cereal.
Thank you.
It doesn't make sense.
It's pink.
And fluffy.
And fluffy.
And sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
What the fuck?
Oh, stop.
It means I'll get a camera.
And it turns to milk pink.
Oh my fucking boy.
You're moving over into Jamaica.
Because the bad man in Kingston, ask him.
Eat Hello Kitty.
I'm done with you guys.
What country is Hello Kitty from?
Japan.
Is it?
Yeah.
Could you beat a samurai in a street fight?
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring, tingling, tingling too.
Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you.
Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding. Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Your birthday was days ago, but the gifts just won't stop coming in.
People must really like you, Andrew.
So we got one unimportant one.
Hello Kitty.
Typical.
You can't have Hello Kitty cereal first thing in the morning.
Fight.
Fight me.
You said you're gonna outlift me.
You say you eat fucking, what do you eat?
Goji berries and shit.
I'm built different.
Goji berries are gay.
I'm gonna eat this all day.
I might eat this all week.
It might be the only thing I eat.
From now on, I might only eat Hello Kitty cereal.
I might do an experiment of a month of Hello Kitty cereal.
I'll still train every day and I'll look exactly the same.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
Ranging.
Whatever.
So, uh, I was thinking, what should I fight for it?
You don't have this.
A bald man's hairbrush.
Can you give us a demo sir?
Nice!
Nice, dude.
Nice.
You need one of them.
Ah, Bailey.
Hello Kitty cereal.
You think it gives you power, but my liver, my heart, all my organs, they give me power.
I'm going to outlift you before you're not.
I'm going to punch your liver.
That's what you don't understand.
You don't understand, Bailey.
It's not going into your hands for some reason.
You can't punch him in the Hello Kitty cereal.
Exactly.
You can't punch me in the Hello Kitty.
I can.
I can punch you in the liver.
You can punch me in the liver.
Time will tell.
We'll see what happens.
This is the worst tasting product money can buy.
It's disgusting because it tastes like pain.
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