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Nov. 28, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Rainy Days | Tate Confidential Ep 266
# tristan southpaw stance poker aikido boxing technique clinch combat strategy cultural commentary energy management headbutts marcel megatron nigel pepper soup

Andrew Tate dismisses a leaking Romanian roof as a design feature before debating racial stereotypes and child-rearing obsessions. He critiques his sparring routine with Nigel and Marcel, advising against energy-wasting retreats in favor of point-blank positioning and clinching. Specific techniques include headbutts, Aikido-style deflections, and switching to southpaw for unexpected strikes. The segment concludes by comparing drinking with Tristan to poker mind games, emphasizing that managing energy exchange requires avoiding unnecessary movement while waiting for an opponent to commit. [Automatically generated summary]

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New Roof, Leaky House 00:05:04
*music* *music*
*music* You got to love Romanian ingenuity.
Brand new roof.
One day old.
And would you look at that.
The whole house is soaked.
Everything's leaking.
Lovely.
This is a design feature.
Design feature.
Saves the morning shower time.
No, this is not a built-in feature.
This is obviously a fault.
I said the police can't get in.
I never say anything about war.
Oh, you're scared of war?
I'm not scared of water.
Personally, I'm happy with my purchase.
Yeah.
Just saying.
You're not going to bring us down, faggot.
Why are you insulting my house?
You live here rent-free.
Why don't you get the fuck out?
You don't like my ceiling?
You get out.
You don't like it?
You get out.
You don't like it?
Ready?
You're about to spar in a few minutes, and you're having a massage and pepper soup before you spar.
Changing it up a bit.
I thought you were supposed to do that after.
Rule breaker.
I don't know how your body is feeling right now, but it must be feeling rough because you did Megatron yesterday.
You were Megatron the day before.
The day before that, you sparred 20 rounds with Nigel and Marcel.
The day before that, you sparred another 20 rounds.
The day before that, you were sparring.
You're on house arrest.
All you do is spar, which is badass, but your body must be feeling it.
And what are you doing today?
Sparring.
Got pepper soup, though.
Does pepper soup heal you?
You wouldn't get it.
You're white.
I am white.
Pepper Soup gets you powers.
Unexplainable powers that the white man doesn't understand.
Like ignoring your baby mothers.
Like having children you don't really care about.
You don't get it.
You're all like, oh, I have a baby.
She's baby trapped me.
I better pay all her bills.
You don't get it.
When you've had Pepper Soups the other way around, I've baby trapped her.
And I don't have to reply to her anymore.
You know what's funny?
It's not actually funny.
Is it 100% true?
I had a child.
White people think the baby traps the man.
You people are weird.
You people are weird.
You better go change the diapers.
Fucking gay, bro.
It's funny because that's my mental paradigm, bro.
Yeah.
Well, it's my one-year-old's birthday.
I'll be there.
Yeah, they'll remember.
They'll remember the one-year-old.
Bro, shut up.
Bro, that's hilarious.
That's my exact mental paradigm.
You white people are so obsessed with raising kids.
You raise our kids because you pay taxes.
And they're in a council house.
You're raising our kids, too.
Fucking idiots.
Bro, how busy?
How do we get onto this topic?
We're talking about sparring.
We need some pepper soup, bro.
Man up.
He's good.
I just have old man tricks, that's all.
Fighting Angles and Headbutts 00:08:46
You're in there flowing.
It's tricks.
Either go back on the angle or don't go back at all.
Either go back on the angle or go out.
Ten seconds.
Go out and headbutt him.
Put your head down and fucking headbutt him.
Fuck him, it's boxing.
Headbutts, who cares?
It happens all the time.
Let's go.
Relax, chill, give it your job.
That's it, chill.
Good.
Control this left hand.
Aikido it and then fucking jab it.
Nice.
That's it.
Go forwards.
Go backwards.
Forward.
Keep your feet climbing.
Let's go.
Forward.
Go backwards.
Forward.
There we go.
Nice job.
Boom.
That's it.
And then left hook.
The left hook.
There, not backwards, forward.
Let's go, let's go.
One minute.
One minute.
You know what to do, Marcel, because you're staying.
You jump in and out of it.
You have it.
Boom, boom, boom.
Then they do something that makes you start worrying and just swinging.
But when you're controlled and calm, you have it.
But then you panic when they come at you.
When they come at you, just chill, let them come.
People rush at me, just block the jab and clinch.
It's here!
It's like...
Time!
Go!
It's just you're not used to getting hit, so it's like, it's zen.
It's like, fuck it, get hit, it carries.
Don't use to jab more.
You're used to jab, you're going in that shot's good, but then you jump back.
I don't know why you jump back, that doesn't help you ever.
Because you're too far away to hit them, they can still hit you, and if they're tired, they just rest.
So there's no point in you jumping back.
If you're gonna back off from him, back off at an angle, so you can hit him still.
Don't go straight back.
Especially with, like, head kicks.
We didn't get kicked.
You gotta go off at an angle or stay there.
You're going back to rest, but you don't have to go back to rest.
You can rest point blank.
Put your gloves on his gloves and fucking rest.
Then rest.
Rest there if you want to rest.
You get in his face and rest.
I get in his face and just fucking sit there.
Block, block.
Rest there.
It's the same.
And the ring is small, like...
You can't run and rest.
It takes more energy to run.
You get one breath max if they're on you.
If they're on you, you get a breath.
It takes more energy to jump away than it does to get that breath.
You're not gaining anything.
You're still tired.
You rest more from being in the pocket, tying them up.
That's how you rest.
Worry.
I know it's easy for me to say because I've done it my whole life.
I'm just saying, if you want to rest, you can be in his face, jab cross, body hook.
Block, block, block, cross, cross, jab cross.
You rest more like that than you will try to run all the time.
It's a mental lie.
Yeah, it's a mental lie.
You're not getting any rest.
You can't hit them.
And if they're lanky like me, they're going to hit you.
You're going to get out of it.
And if you're going to go back, go back at an angle, at least.
But like there was a time there where you Aikido'd his jab and you jab back and you just missed because you jumped back and Aikido'd it.
If you'd have stood there, Aikido'd it, boom, you'd have fucking clucked it.
The whole fight game's distance, your job at the beginning of all the starring is to get into fight range against Aikido.
So don't keep resetting your own jaw.
You want to be point blank.
You want to rest point blank.
You want to rest with your chin.
You want to try and headbutt us.
Put your head on our fucking headbutt us in fights.
That's where you rest.
It's harder for us to hit you up that hole.
What is it?
Bro, you just got to the side before you jab once.
Jab three times and hit me.
With you, you jab, I do this, I get the position.
That's how I'm hitting you so clean.
You want to flick it all the time, so I have to be doing this all the time.
Or I have too much thinking time.
And I choose my punches.
It's too easy.
When you throw the jab, it doesn't make me throw it.
Like you hit me back.
You hit me where I'm going to hit.
Yeah, I make it and do this.
Or I jab here, then I change to southpaw cross and the southpaw hook.
So like, I'll show you.
I jab, I go back to southpaw.
With southpaw punches.
If I jab you, go here.
Now swap the southpaw.
There you go.
Now lift that hand.
See?
That's what I'm doing.
So again, I jab you, slip.
There.
Boom.
Cross.
All body.
And people don't expect it because it's unusual.
I might use 26. Come
Come on, don't wait.
What are you waiting for?
Waiting to get hit.
Come on.
Come on, what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
It doesn't have to get into your butt.
Stand up!
Come on!
Snap, brother.
You got me snapping.
Don't be lazy with it.
Stand there waiting to get hit, brother.
Come on.
You got me snapping.
Snap, snap, snap.
There you go.
Snap, come on.
Okay.
Be comfortable.
Be comfortable now.
Stop, stop, sit.
Over.
Hold.
Two, One, Punch! 00:03:26
Start to start dancing there.
Start until you'll be in trouble.
One minute left.
Two, one, let's go.
Do it, Sam.
That's it.
Come on.
Come on.
Two, one, two, one.
Two, one, two, one. Two, one, two, one.
Two, one, two, one.
Come on.
Two, one, two, one.
Come on.
Twenty seconds.
Two, one, two.
Two, one, two. Two, one, two. Two, one, two. Two, one, two. Two, one, two.
Two, one, two. Two, one, two. Two, one, two.
Come on.
Twenty seconds.
Two, one, two.
Let's go.
Come on.
Ten seconds, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Five, four, three, two, one.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Gotta get in there, hey?
So I duck with Tristan.
I used to drink with Tristan all the time, right?
And I'm like, yeah, I've got him.
And I sat there and I was sober one time and I watched him drink and I said, mm-mm.
I've never thought I've had you, but I'm like, hey, I'm getting better.
I'm better.
What the fuck?
He's playing with us this whole fucking time, bro.
And that wasn't even 100%, and that was fucking scary.
Bruh.
It's mind games.
You go get in the head and take a match of it.
You've got to be brave enough to do it, though.
It's like a gambit.
It's like poker.
You know, you start betting.
It's the same thing, bro.
Bruh.
You're here, and you want to rest until you go back.
But back ain't going to help you.
If you want to rest, Control this hand, and go here.
Here's where you rest.
Because he can't hit me.
And you can just either clinch him, or you can hit him.
If it's MMA, you take him down, just to that side angle.
So if I want to rest against him, and wait for him to jab.
Jab him in the face, jab him.
Good, okay?
I'll do this.
I usually hit him.
And then I'll just do this.
And then just push him.
And then do this.
Rest here.
You're winning.
If you back up, he gets to swing and it looks bad.
Jumping back.
Also, you don't realize how much energy you're using jumping.
It's tiring.
And you're not.
You're going to lose all your energy to hurt him.
You're using a lot of energy to jump.
To get out of the way.
If he gets to throw a punch and you avoiding the punch takes more energy than his punch, then you're losing.
It's like an energy exchange.
If he spends two points of energy and you spend ten, then he'll just keep punching.
It doesn't matter if he hits you.
Whereas if he punches, and I just do this, and hit him back, see what I mean?
So you've got to be a lot more...
With you, you've got to be a lot more...
So I know he's far away, I know he's awkward, but as soon as he just come in, and he covers up, then just come in low.
If he covers up like that, just come in fucking low.
Come in down here so he can't even hit you.
And then just...
And then when he starts backing up, going anywhere, hit the angle.
And then hold it.
And then get him against the wall.
Then beat him up again.
It's a fight!
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