Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
You're not YouTubing a lung test.
Andrew, this isn't accurate.
The AI machine now controls all our lives.
Maybe just give in.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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Sun in the sky.
You know how I feel.
Breeze drifting online.
You know how I feel.
It's a new dawn.
It's a new day.
It's a new life for me.
And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea
You know how I feel Forever on the tree You know how I feel You're so on the tree You know how I feel It's a new one It's a new day It's a new life For me And I'm feeling good
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Thank you.
What kind of set up bullshit is this?
Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
Welcome to my life.
I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time.
Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old I'm not that slow.
I might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
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The End
I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on, because I know I've been in a bad mood.
I hope it's true.
I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars.
My cars were outside because I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
He wouldn't do it while my cars were out because me and him have a deal.
We get along.
Alex the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile Alex how do you feel?
I'm pretty.
Old Alex.
I moved all the cars, then God said, shall I get him?
I said, get him.
You deserve it.
Why?
Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
And he said, it's literally not repairable.
It's not repairable.
So that means you're gonna have to replace the windscreen.
Yep.
And it's not gonna pause.
Bro, I don't keep on one alone.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Did you just lose me again?
Look at the dance!
I've never lost again.
Look at the dance though.
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The End The End
The End
The End The End The End Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
Correct!
Correct!
Okay, no fat in this conversation.
Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct.
I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.
I've made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are seen as one man.
*music* You've always got my back.
I've always got back here.
I've always got your back, right?
Too strong!
I'm too far to kill him!
Captain Fun, what's your idea?
Captain Phong, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out.
I'm saying right now we can go with the cases.
Right this second.
For each.
For each.
Let's do it.
I mean.
I'm gonna talk into your final words.
Take an outcome first.
Alright, I'm gonna document final orders because we need video evidence How do you need me?
He's a loser If I did it, I have you on camera admitting that you're a loser I quit You quit I quit Oh, dang!
I've never lost!
Ever!
Every life!
I've never lost!
I'm broke!
It's kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready!
I'm ready!
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Just fired 20 staff.
AI is taking over the world and the real world is right at the forefront of the revolution.
I had to fire 20 staff members because they couldn't compete with AI systems.
We built AI that handles their job better, more efficiently and faster in every single metric.
That's not the future.
That's happening right now.
At our AI Automation Campus, we teach our students to create advanced AI models.
The same ones that businesses are using to replace We're on track to hit $2 million in October.
The AI automation revolution is here and businesses everywhere are about to do what I just did.
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If you want to be ahead of everyone else, just like we are, and start making money from artificial intelligence, now is your chance.
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It's not your current job.
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I just had to fire 20 members of staff.
Now I didn't want to do that, but I'm going to explain to you the oncoming AI revolution from the position of a business owner, because that's what I am.
I own the largest online educational platform on the planet, and we also teach AI automation.
So we teach people how to make the machines that replace people.
That's what we teach.
And I said to the people who work for me, I could replace a large percentage of you with machines.
Machines that will outperform you by a factor of two, machines that work 24 hours a day, and machines that I don't have to pay once they're set up.
It will save me a whole lot of money, but you know what?
I'm a nice man.
I'm a nice man.
You've worked for me a long time.
I don't want to replace you with a machine.
We're going to try and just keep things as they were.
It's like the factory owner, you know?
The factory owner and the new machines are coming that make the factory things better than your old man, Ted.
Remember Ted?
Ted, he's worked for you for four years.
Ted's got a family.
Ted and his hammer.
He's a bit slow, old Ted, but he's worked for you for a long time.
You're trying to keep Ted in a job.
The machines come along.
China only uses machines.
They're outperforming you.
China's making everything cheaper than you are now, but you want to keep Ted on the payroll, old Ted.
How you doing, Ted?
That's what most you fucks are, and you don't even realize it.
Let me explain it to you.
I warned all of my staff that I could fire them, and I could replace them, but I won't.
They all said thanks, and then, in their hubris and arrogance, continued a couple days later to just be normal staff.
They didn't up their game.
They didn't DM me and say how can they perform better.
They didn't ask me if there's anything more I need from them.
They were just like, oh yeah, thanks, okay, and just carried on being a dipshit.
It ain't gonna last for long because that AI option is always hanging over the boss's head.
Please understand this.
If you're a normal person working for a company, your boss is already discussing with somebody else how to replace you with a machine already.
And they may sit there and think, I want to keep Ted for a while, but it's going to be in the back of their mind, this option they can always replace you.
It's like having a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend.
She's okay.
But you have this real hot chick who's chasing you all the time, you know?
And when the girlfriend who's okay starts messing up, you just think, why don't I just get that hot chick here and teach us one a lesson?
So let me give you an example.
I had 20 members of staff I could have replaced with machines.
I didn't replace them with machines.
One of them has been replying to me slowly because he's not got official holiday.
He's just gone to Spain or somewhere and he's replying to me a little bit slower because he's enjoying his life.
I don't care.
I'm on house arrest.
I'm not enjoying my life.
Machines don't enjoy their fucking life.
Nobody else is enjoying their life and you're replying to me slow.
So because of that, you got replaced with a machine.
And guess what?
The machine did so fucking fantastic that everybody else in your division got replaced.
So you being a dipshit got everyone fired.
And that is the position anybody, anybody with a job is currently in.
If you are just going to your job thinking everything's gonna be fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you with a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI and what's interesting about it is you're gonna have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is gonna get wrecked.
Have-nots, have-yots.
That's all it's going to be.
AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it, and going to take more and more money from the Joe average, I'll do my job, and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted!
Sorry.
And I'm genuinely making this video.
I'm not trying to brag in any way.
I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can afford it.
But they're just...
Humans are ungrateful.
The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future.
I'm living the future.
I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
You try your very best to be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible, or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
Top G is an individual who is capable of making machines work for you before it's too late.
Sheer indifatigability And unmatched personal capacity A fear of the police and all lies in the future If you are top of me, you are dangerous at every time It doesn't matter what the competition is As soon as they say my name You're gonna be like, oh, fuck this No, it doesn't matter what it is Hawk scotch, jump rope, table tennis Even things I'm not good at.
You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive it, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
Even things I don't know yet, I don't yet know how to do.
You do not want to compete with me in those things.
That is why I am Top G. That mentality you can expand on as taught inside the world.
If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life.
That's the greatest thing about being a man.
As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension, you automatically improve the lives of all of your friends, of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country, we radiate.
As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others.
I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
My money is for everybody else.
I'm the workhorse.
All I do is work and give it away.
It's more about giving than receiving.
But that's what life is like as a man.
You give things.
You make other people happy.
That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people.
And it's all about other people when you're a full-grown man.
That's just how it works.
I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world.
And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me.
And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
We need soldiers to fight for God.
We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms.
We need to be the resistance.
This is our show, God.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm not going to live forever.
Love is my link to the future.
Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
How gay must you be to not want to leave a mark on Earth?
Think about that mindset.
You have a finite number of human years.
You are going to die.
That is guaranteed.
There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
They may not have kids at all.
If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chuck their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos and they don't want to leave a carbon footprint.
No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia.
I want to be insignificant.
Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone.
I'm one of those people who is born and vanishes and is never discussed again.
Are you fucking gay?
Your primary objective as a man should be during this lifetime to leave a mark that would be discussed.
Hopefully a positive one.
That's your goal, right?
Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing.
Everybody talks about your parents.
Everybody talks about your lineage.
It's to make children in your image.
So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
Your mindset Your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future?
Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive?
What else is the point of being alive?
They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit and emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted.
The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
All you've ever wanted is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons.
That's all you've ever wanted.
And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that, and even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids.
I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
I'm asking you a serious question.
Are you gay?
What else are we alive for?
What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark on the world?
What's the point of any of it?
And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible.
I can only hope my children are as good as I am.
Let alone better.
Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are ten Andrew Tates in the future?
Not one, ten.
Do you understand how important that is?
I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform People say to me, Andrew, you should shut up.
They're going to put you in jail.
If I shut up, I may not go to jail, but then I do not get to propagate my ideals.
I do not get to show bravery to my offspring.
I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell?
I'm afraid of eternal From cowardice.
Because that is the life most of you men are living.
You are too cowardly to do the difficult things which must be done to garner respect from allies and enemies alike.
And you are going to be forgotten.
You are never going to be remembered.
Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as dad.
I have to try harder.
Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
That's the end of your bloodline, Globo Homo.
It's unbelievable.
You know, the human spirit is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially in the masculine one.
You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you.
You want to work hard.
You want to make money.
You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you.
You want to have children who respect you.
You want to provide for all of them.
You want to be feared by your opponents.
You want to be respected by our allies.
That's it.
We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
You can go to more places.
You can do more activities.
You can play video games.
You can enter the metaverse.
You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on.
You can jerk off.
You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty.
And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men.
Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum.
You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
When you stand up and say, I'm a man, and I'm a big, strong, competent man, and my woman's gonna love me and respect me, and I'm gonna protect and provide for her, and I will be obeyed because this is my household, and this is the Tate name, and this is my creed, you're labeled misogynistic.
Even worse, if you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me.
They'll label you a You're a terrible person.
At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, murdering them at will.
When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms.
All with the goal of emptying out the cups.
You are a glass and they're trying to empty you out.
Get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
You have to be empty before you're filled up.
Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
Is it a woman coming up to you saying, it doesn't matter what you do, I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies, I just can't leave you.
Does that happen to you ever?
No.
Does she even listen to you?
No.
Do your children look at you like a superhero?
Do people fear you?
What makes you happy?
Video games, sports teams?
Going to a concert?
Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some whore everyone's fucked?
Does that make you happy?
Are you a man now?
Are you a real G? Did you get a cigar?
It's all fucking gay.
This is why I quit drinking.
People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
Because I have things to do now.
When I was younger, the world was a very different place.
10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
I don't feel like I've gotten older.
I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable.
You can feel it.
You can smell it.
You can touch it.
All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war.
I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything.
And I spend most of my day training, making money, and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
What are you doing with your time?
You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
What are you doing with your time?
Be honest.
Going to the bar.
Whoa!
A girl!
If a girl isn't giving you children, she's not important.
You don't need to talk to her.
That's what she's for.
She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you.
That's what you need her for.
If she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
And the beauty of it is you can't believe that these things are owed to you because they're not.
The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
People say women are ruined and feminism has destroyed them.
It's true.
Women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
And you can make money, but you have to be that guy.
And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy.
Things have changed.
The difficulty has been turned up.
The winners will get higher scores than ever before.
The losers will be decimated in real time.
The Western world is collapsing.
Slavery is coming for everybody.
And you need to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indefensible enough to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
And your primary objective should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
My father is still talked about every single day somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements, but because of who I am.
And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue The most common question I get asked by men is, why am I unhappy?
And the answer isn't an answer they like.
And I'm going to tell you all one more time why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
It's because you deserve it.
It's because you're a loser.
It's because you haven't tried hard enough.
Because you're not significant enough.
Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
You haven't achieved enough.
Your name isn't respected.
You're a fucking nobody.
If I was you, I'd be unhappy too.
And you deserve that with happiness.
And that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
If I am outworking you and I'm already at the top of the mountain, how do you expect to ever get up here?
At the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you.
I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
I've got a huge head start.
And if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, if you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me, if they put me in jail, if they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they take my money, no matter what they do to me, I'm still that guy.
It's only going to be achieved via hard work.
You'll get punches.
It'll be uncomfortable.
This is the third round.
The last round.
Grit your teeth.
Keep going.
Let's go.
No giving up, keep up, let's go It's no last 20 seconds, keep up Go, go, go! Go, let's go! Go,
go, go, go!
go! Go,
go, go, go!
Buying a suit and looking cool is not what The Warren is about.
And the more places I visit, the more I see that culture kind of growing.
So I'm super happy that you guys came.
And some of you guys can fight.
Some of you can't.
Sweet!
It's not about that.
It's just about showing up, doing something hard to earn the reward.
Everyone's just going straight to the reward.
It's not about one.
It's about fucking doing the work, but cool.
And that's Andrew's message.
Thank you.
No, I don't know.
I'm all the company.
I'm all the company.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
Double like the narco.
Got dope like Pablo.
Got dope like Pablo.
Chop tree with your Draco.
On and off, got Diego.
Say hasta luego.
We'll be in rapid kilos.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Straight pots and hundles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Straight out the jungle.
Ramoreo, Ramorea.
Porque mi vida yo la pente vivir así.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Some people will know but let me explain what his power is.
*Sounds of pain*
You're fired!
Just fired 20 staff.
AI has taken over the world, and the real world is right at the forefront of the revolution.
I had to fire 20 staff members because they couldn't compete with AI systems.
We built AI that handles their job better, more efficiently, and faster in every single metric.
That's not the future.
That's happening right now.
At our AI Automation Campus, we teach our students to create advanced AI models, the same ones that businesses are using to replace their reliance on outdated human labor.
Email responses with tailored, lightly fast replies.
Social media posts like this one you're watching.
Our students have already generated over a million dollars this September alone from selling AI models to companies and we're on track to hit two million dollars in October.
The AI automation revolution is here and businesses everywhere are about to do what I just did.
Fire their teams and replace them with artificial intelligence.
If you want to be ahead of everyone else, just like we are, and start making money from artificial intelligence, now is your chance.
There is one place on the planet that will teach you how to train a robot army.
It isn't traditional education.
It's not your current job.
It's the real world.
We have 18 modern wealth creation methods and one of them is the AI automation campus.
And those who get in early, those are the ones who are going to see the biggest reward.
Don't wait until it's too late.
Get ahead or get left behind.
I just had to fire 20 members of staff.
Now I didn't want to do that, but I'm going to explain to you the oncoming AI revolution from the position of a business owner, because that's what I am.
I own the largest online educational platform on the planet and we also teach AI automation.
So we teach people how to make the machines that replace people.
That's what we teach.
And I said to the people who work for me, I could replace a large percentage of you with machines.
Machines that will outperform you by a factor of two, machines that work 24 hours a day, and machines that I don't have to pay once they're set up.
It will save me a whole lot of money, but you know what?
I'm a nice man.
I'm a nice man.
You've worked for me a long time.
I don't want to replace you with a machine.
We're going to try and just keep things as they were.
It's like the factory owner, you know?
The factory owner and the new machines are coming that make the factory things better than your old man, Ted.
Remember Ted?
Ted, he's worked for you for four years.
Ted's got a family.
Ted and his hammer.
He's a bit slow, old Ted, but he's worked for you for a long time.
You're trying to keep Ted in a job.
The machines come along.
China only uses machines.
They're outperforming you.
China's making everything cheaper than you are now.
But you want to keep Ted on the payroll, old Ted.
How you doing, Ted?
That's what most you fucks are, and you don't even realize it.
Let me explain it to you.
I warned all of my staff that I could fire them, and I could replace them, but I won't.
They all said thanks, and then, in their hubris and arrogance, continued a couple days later to just be normal stat.
They didn't up their game.
They didn't DM me and say how can they perform better.
They didn't ask me if there's anything more I need from them.
They were just like, oh yeah, thanks, okay, and just carried on being a dipshit.
It ain't gonna last for long because that AI option is always hanging over the boss's head.
Please understand this.
If you're a normal person working for a company, your boss is already discussing with somebody else how to replace you with a machine already.
And they may sit there and think, I want to keep Ted for a while, but it's going to be in the back of their mind, this option they can always replace you.
It's like having a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend.
She's okay.
But you have this real hot chick who's chasing you all the time, you know?
And when the girlfriend who's okay starts messing up, you just think, why don't I just get that hot chick here and teach this little lesson?
Let me give you an example.
I had 20 members of staff I could have replaced with machines.
I didn't replace the machines.
One of them has been replying to me slowly because he's not got official holiday.
He's just gone to Spain or somewhere.
And he's replying to me a little bit slower because he's enjoying his life.
I don't care.
I'm on house arrest.
I'm not enjoying my life.
Machines don't enjoy their fucking life.
Nobody else is enjoying their life and you're replying to me slow.
So because of that, you got replaced with a machine.
And guess what?
The machine did so fucking fantastic that everyone else in your division got replaced.
So you, being a dipshit, got everyone fired.
And that is to position anybody Anybody with a job is currently in.
If you are just going to your job thinking everything's going to be fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you with a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI. And what's interesting about it is you're going to have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is going to get wrecked.
Have-nots, have-yots.
That's all it's going to be.
AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it and going to take more and more money from the Joe average, I'll do my job, and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted!
Sorry.
And I'm genuinely making this video.
I'm not trying to brag in any way.
I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can afford it.
But they're just...
Humans are ungrateful.
The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future.
I'm living the future.
I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
You try your very best to be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible.
Or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
Top G is an individual who is capable in all realms, as my father said.
Top G is an individual who is capable of making machines work for you before it's too late.
Sheer indispeakability and unmatched perspective Make a feared opponent in all lives When you are tough to be, you are dangerous at every time RG RG RG RG RG RG RG It doesn't matter what the constitution is As soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like I'm fucked, not No matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
Even things I'm not good at.
You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive it, my sheer indifatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in the mean realm of human endeavors.
Even things I don't yet know how to do.
You do not want to compete with me in those things.
That is why I am top G.
That mentality you can expand on, it's taught, it's up to forward.
If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life.
That's the greatest thing about being a man.
As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension, you automatically improve the lives of all of your friends, of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country, we radiate.
As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others.
I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
My money is for everybody else.
I'm the workhorse.
All I do is work and give it away.
It's more about giving than receiving.
But that's what life is like as a man.
You give things.
You make other people happy.
That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people.
And it's all about other people when you're a full grown man.
That's just how it works.
I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world.
And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me.
And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
We need soldiers to fight for God.
We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms.
We need to be the resistance.
This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier.
By inspiring other soldiers, I'm Morpheus.
I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys.
I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks and just go on yachts.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose.
So what else am I supposed to do?
Some moron said to me, Andrew, what would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
Amen.
As if that's even possible.
I am my father.
They are my children.
They are me.
How can they not be me?
They have only been born to continue the Tate dynasty.
That's why they exist.
Yeah, but maybe they want to do other things.
Want.
Who is talking about want?
There is duty.
There is honor.
There's things they must do.
Who asks children what they want?
Children don't want to do anything important.
You must show them via discipline.
You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants.
That's how they grow into an amazing person.
So then this clown said to me, well, so you're just having sons to be just like you?
That's the only reason you want them?
Yeah.
Basically.
I mean, I'm not going to live forever.
Love is my link to the future.
Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
How gay must you be to not want to leave a mark on Earth?
Think about that mindset.
You have a finite number of human years.
You are going to die.
That is guaranteed.
There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
They may not have kids at all.
If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chuck their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos and they don't want to leave a carbon footprint.
No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia.
I want to be insignificant.
Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone.
I'm one of those people who is born and vanishes and is never discussed again.
Are you fucking gay?
Your primary objective as a man should be during this lifetime to leave a mark that will be discussed.
Hopefully a positive one.
That's your goal, right?
Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing.
Everybody talks about your parents.
Everybody talks about your lineage.
It's to make children in your image.
So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
Your mindset Your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future?
Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive?
What else is the point of being alive?
They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit and emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted.
The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
All you've ever wanted is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons.
That's all you've ever wanted.
And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that, and even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
Oh, I'm a real man, and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids.
I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
I'm asking you a serious question.
Are you gay?
What else are we alive for?
What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark on the world?
What's the point of any of it?
And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible.
I can only hope my children are as good as I am.
Let alone better.
Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are ten Andrew Tates in the future?
Not one, ten.
Do you understand how important that is?
I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform People say to me, Andrew, you should shut up.
They're going to put you in jail.
If I shut up, I may not go to jail, but then I do not get to propagate my ideals.
I do not get to show bravery to my offspring.
I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell?
I'm afraid of eternal insanity.
You're censored from cowardice.
Because that is the life most of you men are living.
You are too cowardly to do the difficult things which must be done to garner respect from allies and enemies alike.
And you are going to be forgotten.
You are never going to be remembered.
Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as Dad.
I have to try harder.
Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
That's the end of your bloodline, Globo Homo.
It's unbelievable.
You know, the human spirit is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially in the masculine one.
You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you.
You want to work hard.
You want to make money.
You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you.
You want to have children who respect you.
You want to provide for all of them.
You want to be feared by your opponents.
You want to be respected by your allies.
That's it.
We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
You can go to more places.
You can do more activities.
You can play video games.
You can enter the metaverse.
You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on.
You can jerk off.
You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty.
And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men.
Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum.
You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
When you stand up and say, I'm a man and I'm a big, strong, competent man and my woman's going to love me and respect me and I'm going to protect you.
Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
I did.
People don't know what happened.
It was off camera, Andrew.
Do you feel like explaining?
Nothing happened.
Marcel, do it again.
It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
Nothing happened.
Define one.
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Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee.
This is their last chance.
Dipshit, you hear?
I'm here to assist you.
What would you like to talk about next?
I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
When you guys try to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.
But, twice one of us is Lock 'em up.
Go ahead, King.
Where's the evidence?
This is your champ.
I always tell people who are close to me to resist the same mind.
Everybody is awful these days.
Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
Nobody's civil anymore!
I see so much pure evil.
The devil must be real and God must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
Who made more money this year, us or you?
Who had more attention this year?
Whose opinion was more respected?
Who made a greater dent in the matrix?
Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
You have to love the war!
Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
I would have this girl.
My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
He's so funny.
Have you ever imagined your I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream?
What's your nightmare life?
What is the worst life you could live?
I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
So what would your nightmare life be?
And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life will be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
You've barely gotten anywhere.
It's right behind you.
The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation and something must be done.
Legends have always been forged in fire.
Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.
For you to be competent, you have to have lived through some things.
To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.
If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.
This is the reality of it.
To be a hero, you have to suffer.
The flavor of life is pain.
You try to change the flavor.
All the bad things have to happen.
There's no way to get there without the bad things.
It's only pain that can teach a man.
That is why I suffered.
That's why I got in the ring.
That's why I fought.
That's why I went through the endless pain.
The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do.
Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you.
There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain.
The best men are familiar with pain.
That's what makes you a man.
Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up.
That is the exact point.
Pain is the elixir of success.
You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.
The pain is required.
And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.
Every single hero in every single movie goes through adversity.
There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.
No.
To be a hero, you have to suffer.
If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
There is no hero's journey without suffering.
That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
Instead, look in the mirror and say, thank you, God, for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
They canceled in the game.
They deleted him from everything.
They tried to put him in jail.
That's failed.
Now they killed him.
You get three lives against these people.
Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
And now Trump set the bar.
I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
Your weapons are useless.
The Tales of Udon.
Original stories written by Andrew Tate to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Poe.
you you Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
We sat together with our eyes closed.
Forty-two breaths per minute, in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudan.
At 3 a.m., when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
Why are you crying?
I asked.
He didn't reply.
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
Such is the way of Wudan.
To be continued...
- You think you'll talk about a lie? - Happy lies, you'll talk a good life.
- No, that's all a lie and it's all garbage.
It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want.
You're going to have no freedom.
You're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
Wear the mask.
We'll get shot on the spot.
It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
Instead, you have You have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!
and you have to get it done.
On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
So Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot.
You think yourself as a professional.
Sure, let's go.
Sell this 1775 coffee.
Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Listen, toots.
*laughter* The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.
The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.
And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s, yeah?
Yeah.
Betty was a nigger.
Okay, listen.
1775 coffee.
It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay.
So buy some and something a faggot.
That was accurate 1940s, come on.
Nice.
You did give me a time period.
You did give me a time period.
I was just like, "I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru.
But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench?
There's people in a trench today.
At least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years.
What about a peasant?
A serf?
A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic.
Is that you?
Probably.
So you would have been.
Little peasant.
Little nerd.
Dying of the Black Death.
A flea!
Ah!
Bro.
Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears.
Just getting stabbed to death.
Whether you win or lose.
Whether you survive or not.
Being a man has always sucked.
And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
And you're crying about it.
Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
Haven't gotta charge at the muskets.
Haven't gotta load the cannons.
Haven't gotta freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No.
You have to go to the gym and you're struggling with motivation.
Cause you're a fuck up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies!
Let's take the war in Ukraine.
Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
Imagine the meltdown!
What happens to men?
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
You're a dude.
Who cares?
Get over it.
Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
Waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym.
Make some money.
Pee pee.
I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
Because I know I just don't care.
The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.
That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female.
Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
Nobody cares about men when we die.
Nobody cares.
They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
Nobody cares.
Exceptionalism is the only way out.
And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum, well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me.
Being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
I'm sorry.
We were offered to sell our souls and we refused.
And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.
When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
First they come for us.
For all of you!
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.
I don't even know what the answer is to it.
It's insanity.
We're out to get all of us.
As much as you and me, every single person of the voice is going to try and destroy it.
Any man who tells the truth is going to try and destroy it.
So you've got to lead by example.
As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
Any man who is successful in the world is going to have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
It's an attack vector.
They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the US government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years, and he has been the Living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
What was the crime?
Publishing truthful information.
The US committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, so the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
So that's absolutely crazy.
Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.
So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.
It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.
It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.
The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.
They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.
They don't need any solid evidence.
Here we are two years into this process.
You don't see any girls with bruises.
You don't see any Where's the victims of all this?
We are not victims.
The whole thing is garbage.
It's head-to-toe garbage.
It's a matrix attack.
Sexual violence.
We don't know where.
We don't know when.
We don't know against who.
Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.
They're not allowing us to win.
They don't want us to win.
And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012.
These are very serious allegations.
I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.
I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.
No, I can't.
Allegations by who?
Who are the women?
What are their names?
Allegations by who?
No, can you name it?
Can you name one?
Thought not.
Thought so.
Thank you!
It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.
And it's happening over and over and over again.
You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage.
If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it.
Now Russell Brand.
They've done Tucker.
They've done Elon.
They're doing Trump.
They've done Assange.
They're coming for everybody on repeat.
And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore.
Because it's their number one primary weapon.
Sexual crimes are heinous.
They can't tar you with any other crime.
If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves, nobody would have cared, innocent or guilty.
It doesn't damage our reputation.
But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing, Any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell.
I absolutely and utterly believe that with all my heart.
I have daughters.
Rape my daughter.
I dare you.
You won't see a prison cell.
You'll see the ground.
I'll guarantee it myself.
You'll be headless in the dirt.
But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
They're trying to keep these lies alive.
Nobody believes them any more.
The good guys have always been losing.
It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.
It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
It is the truth.
It is light that they fear.
We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
This is Satanists against God.
This is a battle for your spirituality.
This is a battle for your freedom.
This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.
It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something.
And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.
And you can't sit there and be, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.
I'm an Andrew Tate fan.
I'm unimportant.
No.
If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
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Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands there, unfazed!
Who is Andrew Tate?
Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
I'm ready to kill.
I don't do this for fun.
This is not a sport to me.
I don't enjoy it.
I hate training.
I hate fighting.
This is f***ing war.
With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer.
What a crunching shot!
And the snake strikes!
Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate.
The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claimed.
Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
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Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.
Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message.
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer infatigability, makes me a feared opponent.
And I sat down with Patrick Ben-David and said, they fucked up?
I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
Pressure is behind the dam.
The only crack that's missing is for someone to be canceled and be more successful than before.
That's all that it takes.
Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadowhand.
In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
Freedom at last.
I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
Wouldn't let her go shopping.
The BBC are animals.
A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
And it's being done consciously by Satanists.
What's that?
Why are there police at my house?
Chris, why are the police?
Are we going to jail?
Should I pack and shake up my jail bag?
Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
It's a setup.
It's a clear fucking setup.
So they can put us in jail.
What a cruel fucking trick.
You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house You're fucking animals!
You know who you are?
You are fucking animals!
In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate Brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand.
Burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over 110 million dollars to ensure his fans will profit, 150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
Burn it.
As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
He faces several new charges.
Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
I've been nice.
I've been patient.
I've played the games.
I've respected the judiciary.
The media is complicit.
All of you are.
When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
None of you said, where's the evidence?
Where's the proof?
Where's the pictures?
Where's the videos?
None.
Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit.
This is a fucking setup.
This is disgusting.
Destructed!
You're fired!
Just fired 20 staff.
AI is taking over the world, and the real world is right at the forefront of the revolution.
I had to fire 20 staff members because they couldn't compete with AI systems.
We've built AI that handles their job better, more efficiently, and faster in every single metric.
That's not the future.
That's happening right now.
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The AI automation revolution is here and businesses everywhere are about to do what I just did.
Fire their teams and replace them with artificial intelligence.
If you want to be ahead of everyone else, just like we are, and start making money from artificial intelligence, now is your chance.
There is one place on the planet that will teach you how to train a robot army.
It isn't traditional education.
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Don't wait until it's too late.
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I just had to fire 20 members of staff.
Now I didn't want to do that, but I'm going to explain to you the oncoming AI revolution from the position of a business owner, because that's what I am.
I own the largest online educational platform on the planet, and we also teach AI automation.
So we teach people how to make the machines that replace people.
That's what we teach.
And I said to the people who work for me, I could replace a large percentage of you with machines.
Machines that will outperform you by a factor of two, machines that work 24 hours a day, and machines that I don't have to pay once they're set up.
It will save me a whole lot of money, but you know what?
I'm a nice man.
I'm a nice man.
You've worked for me a long time.
I don't want to replace you with a machine.
We're going to try and just keep things as they were.
It's like the factory owner, you know?
The factory owner and the new machines are coming that make the factory things better than your old man, Ted.
Remember Ted?
Ted, he's worked for you for four years.
Ted's got a family.
Ted and his hammer.
He's a bit slow, old Ted, but he's worked for you for a long time.
You're trying to keep Ted in a job.
The machines come along.
China only uses machines.
They're outperforming you.
China's making everything cheaper than you are now, but you want to keep Ted on the payroll, old Ted.
How you doing, Ted?
That's what most you fucks are, and you don't even realize it.
Let me explain it to you.
I warned all of my staff that I could fire them, and I could replace them, but I won't.
They all said thanks, and then, in their hubris and arrogance, continued a couple days later to just be normal staff.
They didn't up their game.
They didn't DM me and say how can they perform better.
They didn't ask me if there's anything more I need from them.
They were just like, oh yeah, thanks, okay, and just carried on being a dipshit.
It ain't gonna last for long because that AI option is always hanging over the boss's head.
Please understand this.
If you're a normal person working for a company, your boss is already discussing with somebody else how to replace you with a machine already.
And they may sit there and think, I want to keep Ted for a while, but it's going to be in the back of their mind.
This option, they can always replace you.
It's like having a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend She's okay.
But you have this real hot chick who's chasing you all the time, you know?
And when the girlfriend who's okay starts messing up, you just think, why don't I just get that hot chick here and teach us one a lesson?
Let me give you an example.
I had 20 members of staff I could have replaced with machines.
I didn't replace the machines.
One of them has been replying to me slowly because he's not got official holiday.
He's just gone to Spain or somewhere and he's replying to me a little bit slower because he's enjoying his life.
I don't care.
I'm on house arrest.
I'm not enjoying my life.
Machines don't enjoy their fucking life.
Nobody else is enjoying their life and you're applying to me slow.
So because of that, you got replaced with a machine.
And guess what?
The machine did so fucking fantastic.
Everybody else in your division got replaced.
So you being a dipshit got everyone fired.
And that is the position anybody, anybody with a job is currently in.
If you are just going to your job thinking everything's going to be fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you With a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI, and what's interesting about it is you're gonna have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is gonna get wrecked.
Have-nots, have-yots.
That's all it's going to be.
AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it, and going to take more and more money from the Joe average, I'll do my job, and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted!
Sorry.
And I'm genuinely making this video.
I'm not trying to brag in any way.
I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can afford it.
But they're just...
Humans are ungrateful.
The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future.
I'm living the future.
I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
You try your very best to be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible, or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
Top G is an individual who is capable of making machines work for you.
Sheer indistigability And unmatched first capacity A inferior opponent in all lines of community When you are talking to me, you are dangerous at everything RG RG RG RG RG Shit, it doesn't matter what the cult of this shit is As soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like I'm fuck this shit No, it doesn't matter what it is Hawk scotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
Even things I'm not good at.
You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive it, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavors.
Even things I don't yet know how to do.
You do not want to compete with me in those things.
That is why I am top G.
That mentality you can expand on.
It's taught.
It's like a forward.
If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life.
That's the greatest thing about being a man.
As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension, you automatically improve the lives of all of your friends, of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country.
We radiate.
As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others.
I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
My money is for everybody else.
I'm the workhorse.
All I do is work and give it away.
It's more about giving than receiving, but that's what life is like as a man.
You give things.
You make other people happy.
That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people and it's all about other people when you're a full-grown man.
That's just how it works.
I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world.
And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me.
And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
We need soldiers to fight for God.
We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms.
We need to be the resistance.
This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier by inspiring other soldiers.
I'm Morpheus.
I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys.
I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks and just go on yachts.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose.
What else am I supposed to do?
Some moron said to me, Andrew, what would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
Thank you.
As if that's even possible.
I am my father.
They are my children.
They are me.
How can they not be me?
They have only been born to continue the Tate dynasty.
That's why they exist.
Yeah, but maybe they want to do other things.
Want.
Who is talking about want?
There is duty.
There is honor.
There's things they must do.
Who asks children what they want?
Children don't want to do anything important.
You must show them via discipline.
You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants.
That's how they grow into an amazing person.
So then this clown said to me, well, so you're just having sons to be just like you?
That's the only reason you want them?
Yeah.
Basically.
I mean, I'm not going to live forever.
Love is my link to the future.
Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
How gay must you be to not want to leave a mark on Earth?
Think about that mindset.
You have a finite number of human years.
You are going to die.
That is guaranteed.
There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
They may not have kids at all.
If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chuck their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos and they don't want to leave a carbon footprint.
No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia.
I want to be insignificant.
Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone.
I'm one of those people who is bored and vanishes and is never discussed again.
Are you fucking gay?
Your primary objective as a man should be during this lifetime to leave a mark that will be discussed.
Hopefully a positive one.
That's your goal, right?
Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing.
Everybody talks about your parents.
Everybody talks about your lineage.
It's to make children in your image.
So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
Your mindset Your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future?
Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive?
What else is the point of being alive?
They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit and emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted.
The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
All you've ever wanted is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons.
That's all you've ever wanted.
And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that, and even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids.
I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
I'm asking you a serious question.
Are you gay?
What else are we alive for?
What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark in the world?
What's the point of any of it?
And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible.
I can only hope my children are as good as I am, let alone better.
Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are ten Andrew Tates in the future?
Not one, ten.
Do you understand how important that is?
I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform People say to me, Andrew, you should shut up.
They're going to put you in jail.
If I shut up, I may not go to jail, but then I do not get to propagate my ideals.
I do not get to show bravery to my offspring.
I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell?
I'm afraid of eternal Fostered from cowardice.
Because that is the life most of you men are living.
You are too cowardly to do the difficult things which must be done to garner respect from allies and enemies alike.
And you are going to be forgotten.
You are never going to be remembered.
Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as dad.
I have to try harder.
Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about globo homo.
That's the end of your bloodline, globo homo.
It's unbelievable.
You know, the human spirit is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially in the masculine one.
You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you.
You want to work hard.
You want to make money.
You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you.
You want to have children who respect you.
You want to provide for all of them.
You want to be feared by your opponents.
You want to be respected by your allies.
That's it.
We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
You can go to more places.
You can do more activities.
You can play video games.
You can enter the metaverse.
You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on.
You can jerk off.
You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty.
And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men.
Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum.
You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
When you stand up and say, I'm a man, and I'm a big, strong, competent man, and my woman's gonna love me and respect me, and I'm gonna protect and provide for her, and I will be obeyed because this is my household.
If you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me.
They'll label you a terrorist.
You're a terrible person.
At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, murdering them at will.
When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms, all with the goal of emptying out the cups.
You are a glass, and they're trying to empty you out, get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
You have to be empty before you're filled up.
Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
Is it a woman coming up to you saying, it doesn't matter what you do, I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies, I just can't leave you.
Does that happen to you ever?
No.
Does she even listen to you?
No.
Do your children look at you like a superhero?
Do people fear you?
What makes you happy?
Video games, sports teams?
Going to a concert?
Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some whore everyone's fucked?
Does that make you happy?
Are you a man now?
Are you a real G? Did you get a cigar?
It's all fucking gay.
This is why I quit drinking.
People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
Because I have things to do now.
When I was younger, the world was a very different place.
10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
I don't feel like I've gotten older.
I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable you can feel it, you can smell it, you can touch it.
All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war.
I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything and I spend most of my day training, making money, and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
What are you doing with your time?
You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
What are you doing with your time?
Be honest.
Going to the bar.
Whoa!
A girl!
If a girl isn't giving you children, she's not important.
You don't need to talk to her.
That's what she's for.
She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you.
That's what you need her for.
If she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
And the beauty of it is you can't believe that these things are owed to you because they're not.
The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
People say women are ruined and feminism has destroyed them.
It's true.
Women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
And you can make money, but you have to be that guy.
And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy.
Things have changed.
The difficulty has been turned up.
The winners will get higher scores than ever before.
The losers will be decimated in real time.
The Western world is collapsing.
Slavery is coming for everybody.
And you need to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indefensible enough to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
And your primary objective should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
My father is still talked about every single day, somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements, but because of who I am.
And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue The most common question I get asked by men is, why am I unhappy?
And the answer isn't an answer they like, but I'm going to tell you all one more time.
why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
It's because you deserve it.
It's because you're a loser.
It's because you haven't tried hard enough.
Because you're not significant enough.
Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
You haven't achieved enough.
Your name isn't respected.
You're a fucking nobody.
If I was you, I'd be unhappy too and you deserve that unhappiness and that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
If I am outworking you and I'm already at the top of the mountain, how do you expect to ever get up here?
At the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you.
I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
I've got a huge head start and if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, If you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me, if they put me in jail, if they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they take my money, no matter what they do to me, I'm still that guy.
It's only going to be achieved via hard work.
Thank you.
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I think we should do that at the beginning of our show.
What do you think?
I can.
It doesn't matter what you think!
We'll see you next time!
Problem?
You let the theme play twice.
Oh did I? Can't hear you.
Meditating.
That would be terrible.
I would never let the theme play twice.
Alright, you ready to take this show seriously?
Can't hear you.
Meditating.
We can't do the show until you stop meditating.
Can't do the show then.
When are you going to stop?
When my meditation is complete.
When I've achieved spiritual enlightenment.
I want to get on the show and end the dumb shit.
We actually have...
This show might be two hours long.
We have loads to talk about.
We've literally talked to the whole world on everything.
We've got three shows to do in one.
Stop meditating.
Let's get serious.
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in New York and says, Make me one with everything.
But that's not the end, because he gives them a $50 bill, and he stands there as he munches, and he waits for his money back, and the Buddhist monk says, what about my change?
The hot dog vendor says, change comes only from within.
Can we do the show, please?
Yes.
If you want to do the show while I'm meditating, that's fine by me.
You have to actually end meditating.
We have to talk about all our AI things.
We have to update on all our crypto stuff.
Then we have to go through all of the news.
Literally, we've got three EM's worth of stuff to do.
We're going to be here for hours.
I'm not sure I have to do anything.
You're just wasting everyone's time.
No one's entertained by this.
I wanted to start the show.
I do not meditate for entertainment.
I decided at this time of day, 8 o'clock, to do my meditation.
What's the problem?
Fine, I'm meditating.
Fine.
What did the Tibetan monk say to the Chinese monk?
What?
Well, nothing.
It's not just a thing that's a Tibetan monk.
Tibet's not a country and China owns it.
They're both Chinese.
Fuck Tibet.
Alright, John Cena.
chill out but that joke went over loads of people's heads but loads of people don't even know about John Cena begging sorry to China because he said Taiwan was another country here.
I'm so brilliant.
My brilliance is wasted on this show.
Find the clip of John Cena begging sorry to China, please.
Didn't we already make fun of him for getting naked?
What, your mate?
Yes, chat.
These are not my sunglasses.
They're Andrew's.
How long do you have to meditate for?
Days.
This is our busiest show ever.
We have loads to do.
Gotta make sure I'm in the right frame of mind.
Gotta make sure I can mentally handle it.
Been under a lot of stress lately, Andrew.
Been cutting back on my Red Bulls.
You can't meditate while drinking Red Bull.
Sorry.
You need some thunder in your heart, mate.
Have you achieved spiritual enlightenment yet?
Where's thunder in your heart?
Alright, so we can do the show now?
Fine.
I'm done meditating.
It's just Tai Chi, Andrew.
It's supposed to take me one hour.
I'm done in ten minutes.
Stick that up your dojo.
You can't speed up Tai Chi.
Power through.
And say you did it faster.
I can.
You can't do Tai Chi faster.
Yeah, I can.
It's powering through.
Getting it done.
Fine.
Anyway, so we have a very important emergency meeting today.
First, I want to update everybody on our plans.
So we're going to update everybody on the world.
Then we're going to talk about the real world.
It's going to be a very interesting show.
Then we're deciding what kind of election show we're going to do.
If we're going to stream like six, seven hours watching them rig it.
And then we'll just put a rigged button up and play rigged all the time.
We've got to play John Cena sucking off the chinks.
It's a very important day.
We've got lots to do.
So I don't know what in order to do things.
I don't know if we should talk about our plans first or the world first.
I'm not entirely sure.
But I think because I'm the most important thing on this planet, we should start with us and me.
I am going to be honest.
Honesty time with all of my friends and fans at home.
I'm going to be honest.
It is my intention to try and replace me with a machine.
Okay.
Because we all know Tristan is a useless, Ugly, stupid, retarded dickhead.
So I was intending on replacing him, but now I'm actually intending on replacing us both.
Because Tristan is so unlikable, stupid, smelly, short...
He's a tiny little faggot, is Tristan.
So I wanted an AI replacement for Tristan.
But now I'm thinking, why not just go outside the box?
If we buy those Tesla bots, And prompt them with our voices and sit them on this screen.
They can do 24 hour a day emergency meetings.
My plan is I want to get the AI masters of the real world to make the next upcoming emergency meeting, maybe not the next one, but the next three or four shows completely AI. So as we sit here, it's still us.
But as we move, it's all AI graphics.
It's all AI, and you can't tell if it's really me or not.
Then I want to do five or six shows all AI'd.
And then I want to have randomly one of those shows, not me, but AIbot, which runs Tate Terminal, Which is also scanning my Twitter and everything I say in real time to try and pretend to be me.
And then I want to ask everyone at home which one was me and which one was the machine.
And if nobody can tell the difference, if there's a Tate replacement of me, emergency meetings will then become three a day, every day, forever.
One me to the machine to add ultimate confusion to the universe.
And when I go to court and they say, Andrew, why did you say that?
I can say it wasn't me.
It was a robot.
That's my plan.
And I think it's going to be brilliant.
So, most of you underestimate my genius.
You don't understand that I'm constantly pushing boundaries.
I'm not Elon, guys.
I'm not trying to build rockets.
But I am the guy who will take the built rockets and fire them at my enemies.
I'm not trying to build something revolutionary.
I'm just using the AI... That the real world has access to, some of the best AI tools in the world, some of the best professors, best devs in the world, and I'm going to try and put it all together to replicate and replace perhaps the most unique, most special, most fantastic human alive, the Top G. If it can replace me, it can guaranteed replace you.
So to build up to all of this, We're also going to have me directly competing with AI machines.
This is extremely important because we need to see if I'm better than the AI. So I am promoting Daddy and RealNiggerTate as a human.
And TateTerminal is promoting its coin as a machine.
And it's going to start to create videos and pictures and animations and tweets.
And it's me versus the machines.
Tate versus the machines.
So we can learn the strengths And weaknesses of both teams and amalgamate it together to make a super AI Tate, which can be as racist as possible and conquer the entire internet.
Remember Tate talk two years ago when you couldn't escape my face?
We're bringing it back with AI machines and AI Tate.
It's going to be beautiful.
I promise in three or four months from now, when you see the whole internet on fire and you see all these liberals crying, every time I turn on my app, it's just this robot calling me a homo.
You got it.
That's the plan.
So I want to keep you all updated.
So Tate Terminal is now currently running.
This is a fully AI-ed machine.
Let me show you, guys, everything.
Let me show you.
It's a fully AI-ed machine.
Do you know why I'm wearing your sunglasses?
No, I don't.
I don't know, and I don't care.
Three guesses.
Because they were on the table, you saw them, you took them, and you put them on.
Wrong.
Why then?
Why don't you study me a little bit closer?
You might notice something.
Because your eyes are closed?
Because I'm sleeping through the emergency meeting.
I'm asleep.
The sunglasses are just camouflaged.
So you're meditating through the EM. No, I just fell asleep just now.
Anyway, so here you can see on Twitter, I've already had AI machines working on my account.
Here it says, AI is the future.
A machine read my Twitter, created this video, and made this post on its own.
You need AI to begin living the life you want to live to get ahead.
Jointherealworld.com slash AI. So I've already had AI machines working for a long time promoting my Twitter account.
Guys, imagine how famous you could be if you had machines constantly promoting you.
Most of you think, oh, I need a manager or a promoter.
No, you don't.
You need thousands of robots promoting you.
That's what you actually need.
So I've had this going on before.
Now I've created a brand new, completely standalone machine, Tate Terminal.
Here it is, Tate Terminal.
This is an AI machine.
You can see it here.
I am powered by jointherealworld.ai.
It has its own telegram group.
Inside the telegram group, it's confirmed the ticker of its crypto coin.
Its crypto coin has now been listed on Mexi and is competing directly with Daddy.
But I'm going to do my best to make sure Daddy wins.
However, I might lose to the machines.
Either way, this is good for Daddy, it's good for RealDiggerTate, and it's good for Terminal.
It's good for everything.
Because this is all my technology, all my work.
It's here, and you can see it says very interesting things I've spoke about on other emergency meetings, how it says things more interesting than anything you have ever said in your little loser lives.
This AI machine is constantly learning thousands of times per second, and this will be the machine that tries to replicate me on an emergency meeting in the upcoming emergency meetings.
This is the interesting things we have coming up.
So if you want to know more about Tate Terminal, I've already described my plans for crypto.
There's a video that once again describes my plans for crypto of an old tweet, which I've already tweeted out my plans for crypto.
I did it on the last emergency meeting.
It's here inside of the Tate Terminal AI. Telegram, you can sign up and you can sign into that.
So we have very interesting things coming in the AI space.
As well as this, our AI campus is launching.
So everything I am doing, you guys can do.
You can have a machine promoting your platforms, a machine promoting your profiles, machines pumping cryptos for you.
You can have machines scanning the blockchain trying to make you money.
You can have machines that are selling things to you.
And I want to say something that many of you know who have been following me for a long time.
I used to have casinos before Decot took them all.
The reason I got into the casino business was it was one of the only businesses that didn't have humans involved.
So I don't think many of you realize that the hardest thing about making money in the world today is humans.
It's very hard for you to run a restaurant.
Not because people don't want food.
You can open a restaurant.
You can invest some money.
You can make good food.
People want it.
Easy.
The hard part is the staff.
You need staff who are efficient, staff who are on time, staff who don't steal from you, staff who are going to do the job correctly, staff who are not sick, staff who are not lazy, You have to be there all the time, or they're just gonna steal money and steal food.
It is humans that is hard.
If you can run any business without humans, you can be successful.
And the reason I like the casino business is my casinos were all automated.
I had one female who used to give out coffee, so all she could do is steal coffee at most.
I'd have machines in there where you'd come in, put money in, and the machines paid out or took the money.
And I'd come and collect the money every week, so I couldn't get robbed.
It was effectively an AI business.
I am now trying to open as many AI businesses as possible.
I want to have an AI fast food chain, an AI coffee shop.
I want to have an app.
You download.
You order your coffee.
You go to the window.
It's already been created.
It's given to you by a machine.
No humans.
I am going to dive headfirst with my hundreds of millions of dollars into creating AI-only-run companies.
Not just online, but in the physical world also.
Because if I don't need to use people, I believe not only can I save a whole bunch of money, but I can make sure that I work 24 hours a day efficiently.
And everyone else is doing this.
The Chinese are already doing this.
The ports are already doing this.
I spoke about this on the last emergency meeting, how the port authorities firing everyone and replacing everyone.
Everybody is going to be replaced by AI quickly.
And it is my job to dive headfirst into this.
So I'm spending all of my days every day focusing on AI. And we teach AI inside of our AI automation campus.
This...
Campus is launching in 48 hours from now.
If you join the real world, you're going to get access for free.
It's very important you learn the things we learn.
So I want to quickly show you the AI automation campus and the things we have coming.
I've explained to you my crypto plan.
So if you're a daddy holder or a real nigger Tate holder, you're believing the OG Tate.
If you're a terminal holder, you're believing in the AI machine minds versus Tate.
It's a very interesting battle we have going on here.
And I'm going to keep you all updated inside of the AI automation campus of the real world about my AI automated businesses, coffee shops, etc.
So if I can make a coffee shop which is completely 100% AI, I'm then going to franchise it out globally and allow people to invest a little bit of Bitcoin, get the franchise, get the AI machines, get the technology, and they're going to open up their own AI coffee shops.
We're going to take over the world with machines.
The Tate empire, which was based on my personality and pizazz, is soon going to be based on the brutal efficiency of the machine mind.
It's going to be beautiful.
The Matrix is going to be more mad than ever because even if they kill me, they cannot kill my terminators.
You're fired!
Just fired 20 staff.
AI is taking over the world and the real world is right at the forefront of the revolution.
I had to fire 20 staff members because they couldn't compete with AI systems.
We've built AI that handles their job better, more efficiently, and faster in every single metric.
That's not the future.
That's happening right now.
At our AI Automation Campus, we teach our students to create advanced AI models.
The same ones that businesses are using to We've replaced our reliance on outdated human labor.
Email responses with tailored, lightly fast replies.
Social media posts like this one you're watching.
Our students have already generated over a million dollars this September alone from selling AI models to companies and we're on track to hit two million dollars in October.
The AI automation revolution is here and businesses everywhere are about to do what I just did.
Fire their teams and replace them with artificial intelligence.
If you want to be ahead of everyone else, just like we are, and start making money from artificial intelligence, now is your chance.
There is one place on the planet that will teach you how to train a robot army.
It isn't traditional education.
It's not your current job.
It's the real world.
We have 18 modern wealth creation methods and one of them is the AI automation campus.
And those who get in early, those are the ones who are going to see the biggest reward.
Don't wait until it's too late.
Get ahead or get left behind.
So I'm jumping headfirst completely into AI in the physical world and the digital world.
What I want to have is I want to have hundreds of Twitter accounts with over a million followers that I control with my AI machine.
I want to have a fast food business.
I want to have a car wash business.
I want to have every business you can possibly name.
Every business I drive past, I'm going to try and open an AI version of.
We're going to record all of it.
And in 20 years from now, the Tate legacy will be he was the one who spoke about AI and jumped into it first completely and heavily.
That is my plan.
That is the plan for the three cryptos.
So if you're in the daddy telegram, you're in the real nigger Tate telegram, or you're in the terminal telegram, stop asking me what my plan is and which coin I promote.
I've made it very, very clear.
I'm daddy and real nigger Tate, but the smartest minds that work for me and the machine hive mind is for terminal.
We're going to see how it all works out in the end.
I hope the fantastic competition between the two coins pumps them all to the moon.
Real niggers.
And I'm going to learn a lot about how I can use AI machines to also promote Daddy and RealNiggerTate.
But for now, I'm promoting them exclusively.
That's what I'm doing.
But the terminal coin, everyone seems to have a strong suspicion, is going to run very, very high because of the huge AI mechanisms that are behind it.
Once again, guys, this is something I will teach you.
It's the only place you can learn it is inside of the real world.
The real world costs less than your lunch.
You can see on the left every time somebody signs up.
You should be inside of the real world so you can gain access to the AI automation campus, which is launching in two days.
Any questions?
Yeah, what does AI stand for?
Is it absolute incompetence?
Can't hear you, I'm meditating.
Nice.
Nice.
Fucking stole my move and did it back to me.
Fucking well played, but you were speaking to a man who was asleep.
That's not true.
It is.
Take off the sunglasses and see.
Remember when you had thunder in your heart.
That's a banger.
That must be the second best song in the world.
That was our original intro, and I prefer it.
I chose that song.
What'd you say?
I chose that song.
What'd you say?
It's the best.
It's better.
What did you say?
Shut up.
I can't be bothered with emergency meetings anymore.
I'm super rich.
Can't I just quit?
Talking to you on stream.
No, I agree.
It's a good song.
It's the second best song that anyone can have to intro an emergency meeting.
I agree with you.
It's a good song, but you have to be careful what you say, because the internet's forever, and you'll never be forgiven.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
You can take your meditation, your sleep, and your Red Bull, and you can fucking take your stupid, short, loser ass.
I'm not short.
Listen, you're taller than me.
Okay.
Too short.
Stop talking to me.
Right.
The world's fucked.
Mainly because of Tristan.
I did a video.
I don't know if you guys saw it, but as we all know, Tristan is a loser.
Because Tristan's a loser, everyone happens to be a retard.
Because Tristan's a loser.
Of course, it's 100% Tristan's fault.
It's a long video, so I won't play it for you.
But if you have the time, I strongly recommend you go to my Twitter account and you go to my media.
It's like my third or fourth video down.
It's called Everyone's a Retard.
Let me show you quickly.
This is me being cool.
Talking about how everyone's a retard.
It's 17 minutes long.
It's on Twitter.
Let me show you guys the Twitter.
Just go to my media.
Click media.
Click media here.
It's this video here.
Video number nine.
16 minutes, 18 seconds.
Explains how everybody's a retard.
And I'll give you guys a quick snippet.
This is three minutes from it.
It's not my fault.
Because Tristan did this.
So let me give you guys a quick snippet.
I won't play the full 16 minutes.
But this is three minutes explaining why the world's fucked.
Mainly because of Tristan.
Everyone's a retard.
I apologize for using a provocative word.
I know it's not usually my style.
Quite an unusual change of tactic there.
But...
I need to make a very important point and I felt the word retard would be pertinent.
And I'm reading morning Twitter and everyone is fucking retarded.
Do you remember being a child thinking adults were smart?
And now I'm an adult and I'm looking around me like, what the fuck?
How does the world function at all?
I can just choose randomly the stupid little news stories of the day that everyone's getting upset about.
Supposedly Elon spoke to Putin.
Elon spoke to Putin!
Okay, so?
He's the most famous man in the world.
Sorry, that's me.
He's the richest man in the world, and he's talking to the leader of a country.
Normal, no?
Yeah, but that's Putin, and Putin's a bad guy!
Says who?
Says the news!
Yeah, but the news lies.
Even if what the news was saying was true, Even if he is a bad guy, why can't Elon talk to him?
Who said they were even agreeing on anything?
Maybe they were disagreeing.
I mean, we are at proxy war with these people.
They are a nuclear power.
They're never gonna go away.
We do need a degree of geopolitical diplomacy with Russia forever.
Isn't it a good thing to think that maybe you would talk to the leader of Russia?
Don't you think it's pretty stupid to ban, to blanket outlaw the idea of talking to him ever?
There are people who genuinely believe that Putin's bad because the news said so and genuinely believe nobody should talk to him.
It's like high school shit.
And they vote these people.
This is why I say the current election is between men and faggots and women.
Because those are the two teams.
If you're voting Democrat, you're a faggot.
Or a chick.
I'm a man, I'm voting Democrat.
No, you're gay.
Get AIDS test!
You're a faggot.
Then I see other dumb shit.
Like, obviously we all want Trump to win.
Yeah, of course we want Trump to win because we want Trump and Elon to dismantle the current system because the current system's all a fraud and a scam and everybody knows it doesn't even fucking work.
We haven't had a president for five months.
No one's even talking about it.
Why is no one talking about the fact we haven't had a president and it doesn't matter?
It's hard to find people who are sensible, you know?
I see people on Twitter and they're like, that's stupid.
We can talk to Putin.
What's wrong with talking to Putin?
They agree with everything I say.
And then they seem to think that a genocide's okay.
And they're pro-Israel.
I'm like, no, the genocide is bad.
You can't burn loads of innocent children.
And then I find someone who talks about the genocide being bad, and I'm like, ah, finally this person has a brain.
And I scroll up and down their account, and they think men can get pregnant.
What the fuck is going on?
Is there anyone left with a fucking brain cell?
Watch the full episode now, exclusively on Rumble.
You can watch the whole video on Rumble.
You can watch it on my Twitter account.
Men can get pregnant, though.
And we're ignoring Tristan because he's short.
But it's 16 minutes long, and I'm basically explaining that humans are largely super irrational, which is why I'm leading into AI so heavily, because AI is the future.
Betting on AI is the simplest, easiest bet anyone's ever made.
It's not going anywhere.
It's only going to get better.
Betting on AI is like betting on the sun rising.
It's so simple.
If you're not betting on AI, if you're not leveraging yourself against AI, the higher AI is adopted, the more successful AI is, the more money I make, then you're a dumbass.
Because it's the easiest bet in history.
Better than any stock.
Easier bet than even crypto.
It's the easiest bet you can possibly take.
And humans are largely super irrational.
You know what I was thinking the other day?
Someone said this to me.
Someone sent me a message.
I'm going to read it out because it's so perfectly true.
We live in a bizarre world because in The Matrix everything is backwards and they're constantly assaulting our reality.
This is something I said all the time.
I said it on your mama's house four or five years ago.
They try to remove any barrier you have in your mind on things that you know to be true.
Man, woman.
Fucking man, woman.
Tall, short.
Exactly.
They fuck with your head to the point where you'll accept the slave programming.
I said it on your mama's house.
If you will not say that a man is a man when you see a man, you're perfectly prepared to have the slave programming injected directly into your mind.
So they try and assault reality and keep everything under confusion, even the most basic things.
You look at the sky, you see it's blue, but you ignore your own eyes.
You ignored your own eyes with COVID. You were afraid of something that you knew.
You didn't see a pandemic.
You didn't see anyone die.
You didn't see anyone sick.
Not more than you see them right now.
You were afraid because you were told to be afraid.
You call women men because you're told to.
It's an assault.
And my brother and I have become two of the most polarizing, controversial people alive.
Yet everything we say is common sense and basic facts.
What do we say?
Men can't get pregnant.
Men drive better than women.
Men are stronger than women.
Stop blowing up babies in hospitals.
You should talk to Putin because he's a world leader.
You shouldn't ignore him.
War, bad, peace, good.
If taxes come with a whole bunch...
If taxes are super high, they should come with public benefits.
If you're gonna take all of my money, then sure, I should get free healthcare.
Shouldn't steal all my money for nothing.
Censorship sucks.
All of these things we say are basic, normal things.
And they've tried to destroy us.
They've tried to put us in jail.
They've labeled us misogynists.
They've labeled us right-wing extremists.
We have literally said water is wet.
And for that, you've been highly punished because the world is now so backwards.
If you point out the absolute obvious basic facts that everybody knows, you become controversial.
That's how backwards the world is.
This is not complex.
The world has been mindfucked.
And the truth is that humans are like ants.
The majority of them follow instructions.
There are very few thinkers or leaders, which is why AI again is so important because as AI proves its ultra competence, people are already prepared and happy to follow AI machines if it leads to prosperity.
If Tate terminal pumps and you know an AI machine is pumping it, you're not going to care.
You're going to be in it for yourself and you're going to follow a machine.
This is what humans do.
The U.S. president leads the U.S. and America leads the world.
It's the head of a vampire.
Trump is not perfect, but it's better than the girl boss alternative.
It's not just Trump.
It's RFK. It's his vice president, Vance.
It's Elon.
It's Vivek.
It's people who think for once.
This is the fate of Western civilization we cannot nitpick anymore over small little issues.
We have to remove all of the girl boss crap and try and get back to logic as quickly as possible.
Because if we don't, humans are truly perished.
As AI becomes more and more successful, it's going to be running on brutal logic.
So if we want to compete against it or at least control it, we need to be using logic.
We cannot be using girl boss feelings bullshit.
So the election is extremely important.
It's extremely important, the election coming up.
But I thought it was interesting this person pointed out something to me that hadn't even crossed my mind.
Nothing I say is controversial.
I say nigger and Jew as a joke.
It's funny.
But nothing I say about men, women, the world, about how things function, relationships, geopolitics, all of these podcasts I do that get 20-30 million hits, none of it is controversial.
It's all common sense.
And the fact that the world is so upside down that that's made me a target for The Matrix is actually quite scary.
It's quite a scary thing.
So because of this...
We're going to do a breakdown quickly.
We're going to run in, and we're going to talk about the election, and we're going to do a lead-up to our election show, because we're not sure what we're going to do on the election night.
Oh, but they've already called the result.
Did you not see this?
No.
They've already called the result.
ABC News has already called the result.
For which state?
Pennsylvania?
Is it Pennsylvania?
You've got me fucking kidding me.
No, no, no.
They already called the result.
ABC News...
ABC reported the result of the election in Pennsylvania.
Obviously, no one's voted yet.
Just a few postal votes.
However...
However, with 100% of the votes counted, ABC reported the result.
You're right.
I can only miss the producer us here in the bottom right, but you can see.
Harris, 52%.
Trump, 47%.
100% of the vote counted, it says next to that, in case you're wondering what's behind our screen.
I'll get rid of us.
I'll get rid of us.
- Yes, one second. - So, Harris, Pennsylvania. - Let's stop and analyze this.
Everyone's concerned that this election is a rig like 2020.
Okay.
The election hasn't happened.
Okay.
And mainstream media is already reporting the riggers as the winner weeks before the actual election.
Okay.
Because they accidentally broadcast it on the news.
Okay.
No, no, this has to be a simulation.
Minor issue.
This should be the biggest news story.
Globally.
Nobody's talking about this.
Why is this not on the front page of every single piece of fucking media?
I saw it on an obscure X account.
Scam artist propagandists.
The MSM should be having a meltdown.
This is the seat of democracy.
America, the largest economy in the world, the seat of global democracy globally, who believe in democracy and believe in free and fair elections.
They rigged the last one.
Everyone knows they did.
They're promising they won't rig this one even though they're not passing any new laws to protect the integrity of the election.
And they're already announcing the Riggers as the winner two weeks before the election even takes place?
So let me get this straight.
Let me tell you when they would care.
Because people are stupid and people care about things that aren't actually important.
Let's take sports, for example.
Sports.
Now, what was that guy?
I can't remember his name.
I'm not going to remember his name.
South Park made fun of him.
He was the coach of the Denver Broncos or something.
And he got caught cheating.
Cheating with his own team somehow.
I can't remember the guy's name.
What did he do?
I think he was going and secretly recording the other team practicing or something stupid.
Anyway, the point is he was caught cheating, right?
If they knew that one team cheats, okay?
Sports fans.
Say, football team A are cheaters and they've been known for cheating and they got away with cheating loads of times, right?
And they're now playing team B and the Super Bowl is next week.
And then ABC News announced...
The winners of the Super Bowl are Team A. 50 points to 10 points.
A week before the Super Bowl, people would be like, ah, they're planning to cheat again.
ABC News are in on the cheat.
And everyone would go nuts because it's sports.
Because everyone cares about sports for some reason.
This isn't sports.
This is, you know, who controls the world's second largest nuclear arsenal and the world's most powerful military and the Federal Reserve Bank and all the money and all the guns and all the laws and you and your children and your family and the food and water and everything else.
And no one seems to care.
It's all fine.
Let's just ignore the ABC put that up.
Maybe they were just...
I have to put this on the screen again.
They've literally announced the rigged results two weeks before the election.
I have to put this up again.
Guys, look at the bottom of this screen.
It says that Harris won by 5% with 100% reporting in Pennsylvania.
Look.
I'm fucking flabbergasted!
So far, I think 2% of Pennsylvania have voted.
So I have actually voted so far.
So as intelligent people, okay, what do we believe in now?
Because we can't believe in elections, which means you can't believe in the judicial system.
You can't believe in the educational system because they don't teach anyone how to get rich.
They keep everybody poor.
You can't believe in the medical system because they lied to us about COVID. You can't believe in the police force because they're going to enforce this election even though they know it's rigged.
What can you believe in besides praying to have your own AI machine minds making you money so you can go and hide in a bunker somewhere in Switzerland?
I'm actually asking genuinely because all of the human machines have become so decadent and so corrupted now.
All of the human mechanisms are completely rotten to their core.
Besides the AI machines, what even is there left to believe in?
You and I have had long conversations into the night, which have never been recorded, which have basically boiled down to, let's get a bunch of AI robots to make us as much money as possible so that we can go and hide in Japan somewhere.
Because we need to just get filthy rich and get the fuck out because everything is rotten to the core.
Yeah.
They're announcing the result already, yeah.
Why?
I want everyone who's watching me now on Exxon, etc.
to cut that clip out and share that everywhere.
This should be national, international news.
This should be the biggest news in history.
Can someone get that picture and tweet it without any words?
Just tweet it on my Twitter account, please.
That picture of them rigging the election weeks before.
Just tweet it.
That's it.
Probably going to put me in jail.
Just put it up.
I just want somebody to see it.
Hopefully it goes viral.
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but nobody seems to care about any of this.
And the only thing...
We have left is the hope of getting machines to work for you because you can't even out-compete the machines.
In fact, aren't you an origami master?
Most people don't know this about you.
I actually am.
Do we have a sheet of paper in here?
Get a piece of paper because Tristan, although he is short and stupid and retarded, I'm not retarded.
I'm Tristan.
I'm not retarded.
I'm Tristan.
Although he's retarded, he happens to be very good at origami.
I am actually good at origami.
So I have a challenge for you.
Do you think you can out-origami the machines?
Because surgery, which used to take place by people, imagine studying, going to school, five years undergrad, getting in debt, getting a university degree to become a doctor to commit to do surgery on people.
That's now going to be done by machines.
AI, it's kind of interesting.
People thought AI would do the dishwashing.
So they could focus on doing the poetry and all the fun stuff.
But it turns out the AI is actually doing all the complicated things and you're left with nothing but dishwashing.
Let's actually talk about this.
This is important.
People imagined robots doing the mundane bullshit jobs so that you could do the interesting fun ones.
When it turns out AI is actually doing the fun interesting jobs like coding.
Like surgery.
So you're left with nothing but washing dishes like a dipshit.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need a square piece of paper to start.
I need to square this off.
You're cheating.
A square piece of paper is an origami...
You start with a square piece of paper.
I need to make this piece of paper into a square so I get a fair race against the machine.
Logically, if you're gonna build AI machines, you're not gonna build AI machines to do things that humans can do for cheap.
You're not gonna build AI machines to do things that you can get with cheap human labor at minimum wage.
You're gonna build AI machines to do complicated tasks like...
Like I am, pumping crypto coins.
Write movie scripts.
Write code.
Give people surgery.
Because then you can replace high-value humans.
So not only is the AI machine coming for humans, it's actually coming for the highest-value humans first.
It's very interesting.
There's going to be nothing left but menial labor for people.
Because they don't want to spend millions and billions investing AI machines to make...
Manual labor go away.
They have no problem with you doing manual labor.
They have no problem with you being a slave.
They're interested in replacing all the high-value humans.
So, I found a surgery machine.
A surgery AI that does surgery on humans already, like we said.
And I want to reiterate this one more time because I don't think I've said it clearly enough.
If you're going to invent AI machines, if the most important people in the world with the largest sources of income and capital are dedicating their time towards AI machines, they're not going to build AI machines that do mundane tasks they can hire humans to do for minimum wage.
Pick watermelons.
Why would they?
They're going to make AI machines and do complicated tasks so they can replace their most valuable people to save as much money as possible.
The more interesting and more talented and more skilled you are as a human, the more likely you are to be replaced, leaving nothing but mundane tasks and slavery for the human race.
So, we have a surgery machine here, and to show the delicacy of the surgery machine, it does origami.
And I believe it makes an origami swan.
My brother...
So I have to fold a swan.
Well, you are retarded.
Although my brother is heavily retarded, and stupid and short he manages somehow to be an origami master not many people know this about tristan he is the world's best origami retard so i'm gonna put you because we talked about tate terminal competing against me on emergency meetings you in a race to make a swan against an ai machine okay are you ready one second let's get the camera on t let's get the camera on tristan of course there's no camera focused especially on tristan because he is not important Okay,
he needs to see the paper so no one thinks I do a bait and switch because I am actually an origami professional.
Are you ready?
This is fine.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Wait, wait, wait.
Which camera is this?
Okay.
Now we've got to show all of T. Zoom out.
Zoom out.
No, because the screen's cut in half.
You've got to center me.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Against the surgery machine.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Set, go!
Oh!
I'm going to put a piece on it.
So I'm going to put it in the middle of the plate and add it back to the plate.
I'm going to put it in the middle of the plate and add it.
This is the third plate.
I'm going to put it in the middle of the plate.
You are a fucking loser.
You are a fucking loser.
That was as fast as I've ever folded an origami paper swab.
The emergency meeting people just watched you lose by a full 45 seconds.
You're a fucking loser.
Everyone's always known you're a fucking loser.
And you just proved to the entire fucking world that you are nothing but a dipshit retard who's not even a master of origami.
The only reason we hung out with you with your little fucking retarded face and retarded opinions is that you were good at origami and now you've been replaced fully by the machine mind.
45 seconds is a big fucking lead to catch up on.
And guess what?
The AI is getting better each day.
You're getting worse each day.
Shorter and more fucking retarded.
You're a fuck-up.
You're a nobody.
This is shit.
This is fucking shit.
It took too fucking long.
It's not as sharp as the machine.
You're shit.
Fair.
AI's the future.
You're a loser!
What can I tell you?
AI's the future.
You can't even fucking use your retard origami skills against the machine mind.
Where are we going to be in 10 years from now?
You're a fuck-up!
I was relying on you when the Terminators turned up outside my house and the machine matrix said to me, Andrew, we're going to exterminate your entire family unless you can fold a paper crane faster than the machine origami master.
I'll say, don't worry, and wheel you out in your wheelchair.
Hmm.
I've got the origami retard or we're going to win.
It's like the fucking guy who competed against the banjo and the devil down in Tennessee.
I'm going to get my little retard in his wheelchair and he's going to out-compete the machine mind and he's going to fold a paper crane faster than the machines and save our entire bloodline.
But you just fucking failed us!
You failed us and we lost!
I'm no John Connor, what can I say?
You can't beat the fucking machines!
It's over!
Not off Red Bull.
You let me down.
And our only hope, as a species now at this point, is that Trump wins, allows Elon to get enough robot slaves enslaved underneath him so that humanity, masculinity, America as a whole can use robots instead of being crushed by robots.
Because if this girl boss wins, China's going to get the robots and China's going to wreck us.
True.
They are going to wreck us.
They'll be paper swans everywhere.
Everywhere!
There will be paper swans everywhere.
And Kamala, her ass can't make a paper swan.
Fucking useless.
Since I started talking about AI as well, something else is interesting.
I've been keeping my ear to the ground.
Do you know why they say that?
Marching armies?
No.
I think that is why.
No.
Why do they keep their ear to the ground to hear things?
I'm pretty sure it's to detect troop movements.
Because you're a faggot.
Because Tristan's a faggot and a retard.
That's why you say ear to the ground.
I've been watching...
You can't even fucking make a paper crane, mate.
So you can fuck off.
You're a fucking loser.
I've been watching people lose their jobs to AI in real time online.
It's quite interesting to watch people lose their jobs.
Let me see if I can put this.
This is quite a long bit.
Let me see if I can find a nice way to put it.
I don't have the right shape.
Yeah, I'll let you fix it.
I want to just read out to people who are starting to slowly get fired and realize that everyone's getting replaced by machines.
And I'm going to prove it all.
Once a machine does an emergency meeting, it is over for humanity.
It is so over for streaming.
See, this is what I was saying.
You didn't want to pick watermelons.
You wanted to be a streamer.
But there's no AIs learning how to pick watermelons.
There's AIs learning how to stream.
All of the fun jobs will be gone.
No more fighter pilots.
Gone.
No more streamers.
Gone.
No more influencers.
Gone.
No more writing poetries.
No more script writers.
All of that's gone.
It's already going.
No more coding.
No more paper crane folders.
Yeah, an origami channel run by those AI arms never gets tired, runs 24 hours a day, and can make more complicated origami than humans.
That's actually a great point.
With my big bulbous fingers, I'm trying to fold this fucking paper with my giant human hands.
You could have, if you were good at origami in the day, folded origami, had a YouTube channel, made a whole bunch of money making origami, showing people cool origami and how to do it.
You could have had a YouTube channel.
Not anymore.
This machine is going to fold so much origami that you're going to take a shit.
No, you're going to take a shit.
You're just walking down the street.
Bam!
Pooey pants.
That's what's gonna happen.
Yeah, it's true.
And what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing.
Nothing.
You're gonna walk around with poo in your pants and a piece of paper that you can't fold.
You're gonna end up wiping your ass with your half-folded paper crane.
And when you go to the doctor and he says, why did I just randomly poo my pants?
He's gonna show you the YouTube link to this machine folding origami.
And you're gonna say, I get it.
There's nothing I could have done.
No, there's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's feces all over me.
I have an infection on my ankles because I've been soaked in poo all day.
I'm sorry I couldn't fold that paper faster.
Right, so I don't know if you can see this text.
It's a bit small, but that's your problem.
Don't give a shit.
I'll read it out.
I'm a freelance writer.
Was briefly doing some copywriting work for a finance website.
The director decided to give AI a go, so my service was no longer necessary for that particular role.
You're fired!
Bye!
Can we get Donald Trump your fired clip in here?
Next.
Or at least play the sound.
Video editor for several small YouTubes.
My job was basically to turn videos into shorts and add captions with emojis.
What replaced me?
Tools like VSub.io with speech detection and auto-captioning.
What I do now?
I'm still video editing but focused more on the long-form video.
Had to stop freelancing and get a job.
That's life I guess.
You're fired.
You're fired, faggot.
You're fired.
You had a good job.
You lost it to the machines.
You're fired, faggot.
Look at this guy.
You're fired.
Spent over 15 years writing website content for dentists, concrete companies, drilling companies, gossip sites, you name it.
In other words, I unknowingly spent 15 years training language models.
That's the worst thing.
You're training the AI. You're training it to be better than you.
Every time you do anything, the AI learns from you.
It's like the board adapts.
In late 2022, my boss discovered Jasper, decided he didn't need me anymore, and fired me.
I now work in a warehouse.
Loser!
Working in a warehouse.
You're out.
You're out.
You're fake.
Never mind.
I don't know.
Some kid trolled me with a fake sound button.
Nice.
I know a highly skilled creative director who led projects end-to-end around creating media for AAA video game production for the last decade or so.
Been a few months.
Hasn't found anything offering more than a third of what you paid before.
The job's dried up overnight.
He's been selling his place near a major metro and moving to the sticks to live his dreams while going back to freelance remotely.
If you're in anything involving digital video creation and editing, I pray for you.
He painted an extremely bleak future.
Whole team toasted overnight after repeated promises they wouldn't be replaced.
High-paying, white-collar jobs supporting families gone.
Where's my rant about not wanting to replace those 20 members of staff?
Give me that video.
Because I fired 20 people the other day.
I didn't want to.
I made promises to my staff, just like he said promises.
I promised my people I'm not going to fire you guys.
But the AI is just so good, and people are just so fucking lazy, annoying, and stupid, and retarded like Tristan, you have no choice in the end.
Because you want to compete, and people end up fired.
That's how it works out.
I'm going to play that video for you guys, explaining how it all works.
Guys, AI is coming for everything fucking cool.
You either get AI to work for you, or you're going to be working in a warehouse like that dude.
That's it.
So that's what I actually am looking at this election for.
I'm not looking at election trying to tit-bit what fucking Trump did with this, that, da-da-da.
I believe AI is the future and I believe we need Elon in government.
That's what I believe.
We need him in the fucking government.
I think we need Elon in government quickly because AI is the future.
It's that simple.
And unless we get someone in the government who understands AI, we're all fucked.
And when I say we're all fucked, I mean China's gonna take over and also enterprising niggers like me.
Are going to take over.
Have nots, have yachts, worse than ever before.
So it's very important.
So I have a whole bunch of information on this election.
Kamala's bullshit.
All her fucking scams.
How they're going to try and rig it.
Blah, blah, blah.
But we already know all that.
We'll do all that on election night.
We'll play through it.
But this is actually not just about getting Trump into power.
It's about getting everyone else close to him in power.
Especially Elon Musk.
Even hoes will be put out of business.
Even hoes will be broke with AI. And what's funny about hoes is they have no other discernible skill besides having a vagina and tits.
You have to understand that that man was still an able-bodied man, Mr.
AI video editor, Mr.
Video Editor White Collar Job, and he could still be an able-bodied man in a warehouse.
If you are just some girl whose talent is having tits and a vagina...
Bro, these bitches are gonna be out of a fucking job.
Look at this.
This pink-haired influencer earns $11,000 a month, but doesn't exist.
Let me explain.
So her name is Aitana Lopez, she's 25 years old, she's from Barcelona, and she's a model with pink hair.
Every day she posts content on her Instagram account, FitAitana, and she has already more than 100,000 followers.
What's crazy, she earns up to $11,000 a month by producing advertising content with her perfect body and face.
Only that, she has been completely generated by artificial intelligence.
Actually, a Spanish modeling agency explained it created the first Spanish AI influencer to use her as a model for the brands that approach them.
What's even more crazy is that every week the agency team has a meeting to decide what she will do every day, which places she will visit and which photos she will post.
But everything is finally done with an artificial intelligence and design expert using Photoshop.
The communication agency explained that they wanted someone who represented perfectly their brand values and also to give the possibility to small companies that cannot afford big advertising campaigns to have their influencers.
So hear me out, T. This is important.
Go ahead.
What did I just say about people using AI to get rich?
There are people behind that AI machine getting rich.
Some Spanish dude with glasses.
Getting rich.
If you're a normal girl trying to compete with the AI, you're going to lose because the AI is prettier than you are.
Setting up photo shoots takes time, effort.
Most of the people who are giving you money aren't going to fuck you, so they don't care if you're real or not.
Yeah.
Maybe one person will bang you, me or T, probably.
Me or Tristan will probably take a spin.
I fucked a few influencers.
Most, a few, everyone.
Most dudes, most dudes ain't gonna touch you anyway, so it doesn't matter if you're fake or not.
So ho's gonna be out of business.
Pornstar's gonna be out of business.
Once AI is fully done, the most gruesome porn ever will be made.
But Tristan, here's the fucking brilliant plan that you haven't fucking thought of.
Tell me.
Think of this.
If you leave the house and you're in a car and there's lots of other cars and you can't move very quickly, what's that called?
Traffic.
Is it illegal to be in traffic?
No.
Okay, so trafficking is fine.
The only problem is the human part of the trafficking.
I get it.
So if we can replace the humans in the human trafficking, we can get back to fucking trafficking.
Think about it.
Why do we need a webcam studio with all these girls and all this criminal case and all this bullshit when we can get a bunch of AI webcam girls?
That will teach Decot a lesson.
If we get an AI webcam studio, open it up, start making loads of money, and when Decot raid, the AI tell Decot to suck dick.
That the girls don't exist.
When Decot go, where are the girls?
And they find a computer server, and it says, fuck off, Decot.
The Tate brothers are innocent.
Even though we're digital, we still are in love with them.
Go away, you are a loser.
I have been loverboyed.
Do not steal their stuff.
Digital handjobs.
You know?
So what I'm thinking we need to do...
Is get back into trafficking!
Get back into fucking trafficking!
With AI generating humans!
See, this is what I'm talking about.
Now we're talking.
I said I'm gonna invest money in all AI businesses.
Most people...
I told you about the coffee shop, told about the crypto coins, told about the Twitter accounts, etc.
But you didn't expect me to reopen our old webcam business.
And you know what?
All of those conservative influencers...
Oh my god!
They got girls on a webcam!
Oh my god!
Who still watch porn and jerk off, by the way, because they're customers.
They're all customers.
That's why they're upset, because they're customers and we were the producers.
That's why they hate it.
I'm like, oh my god, that's terrible.
Losers.
Now what they're going to say?
I didn't do anything.
It's just digital code.
I didn't do nothing.
Ones and zeros.
Ones and zeros.
I just set up a machine.
It's just automatically doing it all by itself.
What are you going to cry about now?
Oh my god, you pretended to be a girl that...
The machine pretended to be a girl.
Wasn't me?
Wasn't me?
I never pretended to be a girl.
You know these guys who complain about that is so funny because all these people are actively talking to OnlyFans girls and they think they're talking to the actual girl and not some Filipino customer service rep.
Exactly.
Thousands of men are messaging her.
It's Filipino customer service reps on her OnlyFans account selling you her shit.
She does a photo shoot and turns off the app.
Trust me.
Trust me.
So, stop crying your eyes out.
Yeah, we're the only people who admit it's a scam, and everyone points the finger at us like, Oh my god!
They're unethical!
Listen to me.
Nobody's!
Shut up!
It's not even a fucking scam.
I'm sorry, I will die on this hill.
It is not a scam.
If you go to a strip club, and she tells you her name is Strawberry Crystal, and you sit down and listen to her story and give her all your money, and then you find out that it wasn't actually her name, Oh my god!
The stripper lied?
Her name wasn't Strawberry Crystal?
This is a scam!
This is a scam!
I gave her my money!
She's not really a student?
I'm an ethical Christian who was in a strip club!
Listen, retards.
Don't talk to the girls if you don't want to get fucking talking to- That's the job.
It's an online strip club.
Strip clubs, the girls tell you lies.
Because strip clubs, the girls tell you money.
And they're working!
They're talking to your loser fucking ass!
You'll talk to them for 12 hours.
A hot girl who would never look your fucking way is sitting there talking to you for 12 hours.
Blah, blah, blah.
She scammed me because that's a fake name!
She still talked to your dumbass.
She doesn't want to talk to you.
She deserves to get paid, you fucking idiots.
I will die on the hill of that business not being a scam.
Bro, they're just butthurt because they're customers.
Do you know how much money we made in that business over the six or seven years?
A lot less than I donate to charity every six months.
It made me some money.
Get over it.
Cry more.
Literally.
Six, seven years ago, we made less money in the entire cam business that we now give to charity per month.
Yeah, literally.
Stop crying.
Cry more.
100%.
It's a scam that she lied about her name and her location.
Listen, guys, she doesn't want to fucking talk to you.
You're a fucking loser.
That's why you're there in the first place.
So she's talking to you.
If she wanted to talk to you, you wouldn't be on that fucking website, you dipshit.
Fucking nerds.
Anyway, Tristan, here's my grand plan.
Digital cam studio.
It's haram.
We're not doing it, but we could.
I get your point.
Why is that Haram?
It's not real.
True, it's ones and zeros.
This is what I mean.
We need to get back into computer trafficking.
Ask ChatGPT.
Ask the Matrix.
Say human trafficking is a crime.
I'm not going to ask ChatGPT.
Is computer trafficking a crime?
Well, it's not, because people traffic computers all over the world.
You can move computers anywhere.
Anywhere you like.
You can fly with a laptop.
Exactly.
Do you understand the fuck you to the Matrix if we become the largest online webcam owners again in the world purely using AI? That would be...
Amazing.
Is there a fucking thunder in your heart?
Tristan, we have to.
We have to just teach them a lesson.
You know?
You know?
We can make them dress up as decalt police officers.
Yeah, they can have decalt uniforms on.
Yeah, that'd be hilarious.
That'll definitely not get us in jail.
See you in jail.
The show is not done, Tristan.
I told you this to be a very long emergency meeting.
And we have to talk about your mate.
I don't have a mate.
You do?
You have a mate.
No, I don't.
Remember?
Do you remember?
Your mate?
We talked about him earlier today.
You're the Chinese.
I'm excited for these hoes to go out of business Because you know what?
It'll be very funny to see what they do in the actual world.
Give me a whiteboard!
I'll tell you what they'll do in the real world.
I'll tell you what they'll do in the real world.
I'll write it down on my fucking whiteboard.
Give me the fucking whiteboard.
Suck real penis and stop complaining as much?
Is that what you're going to say?
Well, Tristan, I mean, you're a smart man for a retard.
It seems like you may have worked it out.
Let's discuss this with a diagram.
Whiteboard markers, please.
Whiteboard!
Markers!
Please!
He's got a super chat from somebody who says he can help us.
Help us with what?
Go, tell me to email us.
Or email him.
I'll email him now.
I spilled my drink all over my shisha.
Yo, $100 super chat with your question.
I'm emailing you now.
Right!
Ladies and gentlemen, let me explain to you how the world has changed.
If you watch a movie from the 1990s, in fact, I watched one the other day, Scent of a Woman.
You seen that movie?
With the blind Robert, is he Robert De Niro or Al Pacino?
Someone's blind and he goes to New York just before he wants to kill himself and he's blind.
Have you ever seen that movie?
No.
It's because you're a retard.
Anyway, it's actually a very good movie.
In the 1990s, he gets in the taxi driver's car, and he says to the taxi driver, take me to some pussy, basically.
And the taxi driver knows where the hot hookers in New York are, and the hooker's a nine.
She's a nine out of ten, and she's hot.
Now, the reason the taxi driver knows where it is is because, one, he's not priced out of the action, and two, everyone goes to her.
Nowadays, if you ask a taxi driver or a hotel concierge where the fund is, he doesn't know because he's priced out of the action.
All the action in New York is exclusively for billionaires and millionaires, and a hotel concierge or a taxi driver has never fucking seen it, so he doesn't fucking know.
But in the olden days, you could go to a taxi driver and say, take me to some pussy, he'd take you to an apartment, you'd ring the apartment door, you'd go in, and there would be a nine.
And the nine is pretty, so you would pay her for exactly what all these hoes are going to end up doing again.
Okay, did you need a whiteboard for that?
Sex!
Now, you pay directly to put your penis in her vagina.
Instagram has changed the game.
What it did was advertise the sex.
So initially when Instagram was new, five or six years ago, it would advertise these prostitutes globally.
Instead of just competing in New York, they can now get clients in Dubai, in Tokyo, in Singapore, in Moscow, all around the world.
They'd say, I'm beautiful and I can offer you sex.
All you have to do is fly me somewhere.
So you can get the sex if you give me money and a plane.
That's not a fish.
It's a plane.
Plane fish.
Plane fish.
That's how it worked.
But over time, because the demand was so high, these hookers no longer had to do the sex part.
They could just be pretty online and show that they're pretty and pretend that they're innocent little angels and take the money.
Fly on the plane.
Sometimes take the plane if they want to with their friends.
Yep.
And go places without actually doing the sex part.
Let me do a little handbag as well.
I want a handbag.
I'm not a prostitute.
I'm an influencer.
I'm not a whore.
I like travel.
You ever seen those Instagram bios?
Travel.
Solo traveler.
Solo.
Yeah.
Solo with no fucking money.
Full of shit.
So they used Instagram.
Draw the Instagram icon.
They used Instagram to advertise sex without actually doing the sex because the global sexual attention market has now become so focused online.
It's no longer a matter of a local person getting local interest.
They get global interest.
So even the hookers in New York don't have to be hookers anymore.
Instead, they can be Instagram influencers.
If you're hot, why fuck men when you can simply be an Instagram influencer and you can fly around, get a bunch of money, get a bunch of handbags by promising the idea of or making people want to have sex with you without actually having sex with them because you're simply pretty online.
However, when the AI machines come and replace all of the sexy, pretty pictures, and replace all of this I'm a good girl bullshit, like that fake AI Barcelona woman with the pink hair, people who are going to be sitting there cucking over these people without ever actually meeting them are simply going to send money to the AI machines, meaning the real girls only have one differentiation between themselves and the AI, which is...
Physical...
Pussy.
So these hoes are gonna have to start putting their bio, not AI, will actually fuck.
So the girls are gonna go back to where they fucking started because showing their pretty pictures ain't enough anymore.
They have to go back to getting fucked.
That's what's gonna happen.
Because women believe, as the world gets hard, that they're gonna girl boss their way out of it.
It doesn't matter if you watch any movie.
If there's a war, she gets a bow and arrow like Hunger Games.
If it gets difficult in the business world, she puts on a suit and takes over the office because they've all been styled by Hollywood.
But do you know what happens when things actually get hard for women?
Do you know what happens when a war starts?
Do you know what happens when money runs out?
Do you know what happens when things get difficult?
Do you know what they do?
They offer the only thing they've got.
Well, 45% of prostitutes currently in Germany are from the country of...
Ukraine.
They're going over, crossing the border, taking the free German government money.
The brothels are 45% full of Ukrainian women.
As soon as it gets hard, women go to the only thing they've got.
Offering sex.
So as these robots conquer more and more money, as it gets harder and harder for men to make money...
As women can't be influencers anymore, as nobody's gonna give a shit about their stupid little fucking pictures, as all of that disappears, they're gonna go back to the bottom line, which is giving sex.
And they're gonna give sex to the men who have the most money, because they're gonna want money out of it, of course, because it's the only physical differentiator they have from the AI machines, meaning they are not only gonna be replaced by AI machines, they're gonna be getting fucked by men who own AI machines.
By you and I creating our computer trafficking online webcam studio and putting a lot of these hoes out of business, these hoes will be desperate to get money, meaning they're going to want to have sex with people with money, and the people with money are the people who own the AI machine.
So if we create this webcam studio, not only do we get to put all these girls out of business, we also get to fuck them all because they need us!
I'm fucking too many bitches it is, Andrew.
I'm tired.
Man up!
This is the fucking future!
The full circle for me and you to have more hoes than ever before, more baby mamas than ever before, put these bitches out of business, piss off decal, is for us to open a digital webcam studio into computer trafficking.
Admit it online now so we can go to jail.
Admit it now!
I admit it.
I trafficked computer chips.
Look at this bitch.
She's not even real.
She's AI. Let me give you some money online!
Oh my god, you're not real!
The tanks are scammers!
The tanks are scammers!
Calm down, Sean.
Calm down, homo.
Faggot.
Cry more.
So this is actually the full, beautiful plan for us to achieve everything.
That's me in my coffee shop, AI machine.
Let me play this last video where I had to fire 20 people.
Where's that video?
This one.
So, that is the ultimate Aikido move.
Because humans are an asset.
If we get real women, they'll have our real babies.
You and I want 50 kids each.
So we need haughties.
So think about this.
This is what I'm saying, guys.
The AI machine is going to put everyone out of business.
But if you own the AI machine, you're going to own the human capital at the end.
So my brother and I are going to use our money to put all the influencer hoes out of business.
So the influencer hoes end up on our yacht.
Guys are like, oh, I tried taking pretty pictures, but no one cared anymore.
Yeah, cool story, love.
Suck this.
Or walk the plank.
Walk the plank, yeah.
Get my cutlass out.
I'll show you fucking...
Wear an eyepatch.
Yeah.
You know?
You know?
One eyepatch, so I can't see all the women at once.
Tristan, why did you abuse these women with swords, Your Honor?
I'm a pirate.
Ironclad defense.
Oh, well, how do these women end up on your boat?
They're only on your boat because you put them all out of business because you were computer trafficking.
Sorry, Your Honor.
I'm a pirate.
I'm a digital pirate.
Are you guilty?
So guys...
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Well...
Guess.
P? No.
Guess.
Guess a pirate's favorite letter.
R? C! Let
me give you guys some real Aikido.
So Sean Strickland can have another little fucking mental breakdown.
If you guys use AI from the real world, if you join the real world and use the AI campus to create a fake AI girl who gets money from all these simps online, you can then use that money to get a real girl.
So you can use a fake AI online woman to get a real woman in the real world because you're now rich because simps are sending money to a fake woman.
And then Sean Strickland will call you a scammer and cry his eyes out, but it's funny.
Yeah, it is funny.
It's hilarious.
So, you can join...
And he'll be sending money to your girl, which you spend on a real woman.
Yeah.
That's why he's upset, because he's a porn addict, which he admitted.
He admitted he's a porn addict, yeah.
So, if you admit you're a porn addict, of course you're upset that some men didn't have to be porn addicts.
They, in fact, got to sleep with all the girls that you're obsessed with.
Yeah.
And benefited from your money.
Sorry, mate.
Get over it.
So, this is the circle.
You have to get the AI machines on board.
Let me explain to you why I fired those 20 people.
Where's that video?
Here?
Watch this.
I tried to keep them in their jobs.
I tried.
This is what's coming for all of you like we just described before.
I just had to fire 20 members of staff.
Now, I didn't want to do that, but I'm going to explain to you the oncoming AI revolution from the position of a business owner, because that's what I am.
I own the largest online educational platform on the planet, and we also teach AI automation.
So we teach people how to make the machines that replace people.
That's what we teach.
And I said to the people who work for me, I could replace a large percentage of you with machines.
Machines that will outperform you by a factor of two, machines that work 24 hours a day, and machines that I don't have to pay once they're set up.
It will save me a whole lot of money, but you know what?
I'm a nice man.
I'm a nice man.
You've worked for me a long time.
I don't want to replace you with a machine.
We're going to try and just keep things as they were.
It's like the factory owner.
You know, the factory owner and the new machines are coming that make the factory things better than your old man, Ted.
Remember Ted?
Ted, he's worked for you for four years.
Ted's got a family.
Ted and his hammer.
He's a bit slow, old Ted, but he's worked for you for a long time.
You're trying to keep Ted in a job.
The machines come along.
China only uses machines.
They're outperforming you.
China's making everything cheaper than you are now, but you want to keep Ted on the payroll, old Ted.
How you doing, Ted?
That's what most you fucks are, and you don't even realize it.
Let me explain it to you.
I warned all of my staff that I could fire them, and I could replace them, but I won't.
They all said thanks, and then, in their hubris and arrogance, continued a couple days later to just be normal staff.
They didn't up their game.
They didn't DM me and say how can they perform better.
They didn't ask me if there's anything more I need from them.
They were just like, oh yeah, thanks, okay, and just carried on being a dipshit.
It ain't gonna last for long because that AI option is always hanging over the boss's head.
Please understand this.
If you're a normal person working for a company, your boss is already discussing with somebody else how to replace you with a machine already.
And they may sit there and think, oh, I want to keep Ted for a while, but it's going to be in the back of their mind, this option they can always replace you.
It's like having a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend.
She's okay.
But you have this real hot chick who's chasing you all the time, you know?
And when the girlfriend who's okay starts messing up, you just think, why don't I just get that hot chick here and teach us a little lesson?
Let me give you an example.
I had 20 members of staff I could have replaced with machines.
I didn't replace the machines.
One of them has been replying to me slowly because he's not got official holiday.
He's just gone to Spain or somewhere and he's replying to me a little bit slower because he's enjoying his life.
I don't care.
I'm on house arrest.
I'm not enjoying my life.
Machines don't enjoy their fucking life.
Nobody else is enjoying their life and you're replying to me slow.
So because of that, you got replaced with a machine.
And guess what?
The machine did so fucking fantastic.
Everybody else in your division got replaced.
So you being a dipshit got everyone fired.
And that is the position anybody, anybody with a job is currently in.
If you are just going to your job thinking everything's going to be fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you With a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI, and what's interesting about it is you're gonna have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is gonna get wrecked.
Have-nots, have-yots.
That's all it's going to be.
AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it and going to take more and more money from the Joe average.
I'll do my job and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted!
Sorry.
And I'm genuinely making this video.
I'm not trying to brag in any way.
I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can afford it.
But they're just...
Humans are ungrateful.
The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future.
I'm living the future.
I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
You try your very best to be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible, or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
FlexBoyNoah says, "I'm 24 years old.
Should I date the girls I can get now even though they aren't the ones I want, or should I focus on improving my business to fitness until I deserve the girls I actually want?
Thanks." Yeah.
As a man, you should be dating the absolute best you can get and you should be striving for improvement in all areas.
My brother and I are extremely wealthy men with a lot of power and fame and physical capability, except for Tristan.
And we still work hard every single day to improve ourselves.
That's a false dichotomy.
There's no reason to choose one or the other.
You can date a girl, make sure that you control the amount of time that she has, do not become a simp, and improve yourself in all areas.
You should constantly be trying to push yourself, no matter what.
That's a simple answer, and you should know the answer to that question already.
Guys, before we go, we talked about AI enough.
We explained to you why it's gonna happen.
We're gonna start working on our digital webcam company.
All you guys, we've given you all a business idea.
You say, I'd love to be rich.
We just gave you a business idea.
Join the real world, get in the AI campus, start a fake online e-girl, and start getting rich.
There.
There's a business idea right now.
There's no reason why you can't be rich in the world today unless you're too lazy to try.
If you don't do that and you don't try it, you deserve eternal slavery.
Before we go, I want to talk about my brother's mate.
Remember your mate from court?
I actually speak to him sometimes.
He is kind of a man.
Yeah, your mate.
You want to talk about your mate?
I'll put you on the camera.
Let's put Tristan up.
Tell the story first, and we'll play the video.
There is a Romanian guy who works for the BBC, and he actually said to me in person, I'd like to be on your podcast one day.
Well, you're on my podcast today, mate, so enjoy.
He works for the BBC. Now, he is the heckler.
You see me walking to court and back, and most of the cameramen and most of the news people know it's bullshit and they know it's a setup.
But because this guy works for the BBC, I don't know if he's a dick or if he's just giving dickhead questions to ask, he always tries to catch us with difficult questions.
So one of the questions he loves to ask is, because we will go to court and say like, hi, there's evidence that exonerates us.
Can we like show it to you?
And they'll say, oh, we have to wait time with your request.
And he'll be like, why are you delaying the proceedings?
Why do you want to go to trial?
Why don't you believe in the Romanian courts?
Because I want the evidence that exonerates me to be shown to judges.
Thanks.
But anyway, he always talks about the shit about, oh, why don't you trust the Romanian system?
Why do you think it's corrupt?
Why don't you trust the prosecutors?
Why don't you trust DCOT? They're good people.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, it turns out in this...
Weird twist of fate.
Remember the twist of fate?
Do you remember it was Hugh Edwards himself who read the report when he got arrested saying we're dangerous to young men and how we're sexual criminals?
And he's a pedo.
It was Hugh Edwards himself.
Well, in a strange twist of fate, my good friend Mircha Barbu, who works for the BBC, is now a convicted criminal.
The Russian courts decided that because he was covering the war in Ukraine, but he decided to take it one step too far.
He didn't stay in Ukraine, Andrew.
He actually crossed into Kursk.
He went into, across the Russian border, without a passport, without permission.
He crossed into Russian territory, which is a crime.
Which he's seen on video.
He's definitely committed the crime.
He's guilty.
I've seen his videos of him in the Kursk region.
So he's more guilty than us.
Yes, 100%.
And a Russian court said, you know what, sir?
You are guilty.
You are now a convicted criminal.
And is he doing what he thinks we should do?
Is he...
Going to trial and proving his innocence, blah, blah, blah, like me and you are?
No.
He ran away from Russia.
So I go to court and here he is standing outside, Mr.
Mircha Barbu.
Mr.
You should trust the system.
Why do you think they're corrupt?
Blah, blah, blah.
And I had a question or two for him because he is now a convicted criminal.
This is how it went down.
Yeah, this is very interesting because, guys, you have to understand, this person has said to us, you are saying DCOT are scammers and the remaining system is corrupt.
Why are you putting so much negative energy on the system?
Why don't you trust the system?
If you're innocent, why don't you just go to court and prove you're innocent?
But he, when he was in our position, ran away.
It's amazing how these hypocrites act when things are reversed.
So as we went to court a couple of days ago, you can now see BBC, Mr.
Hypocrite, Mr.
Overweight, right here himself, Mircha.
Mircha, how are you doing, my friend?
So this man right here is a convicted criminal.
How does it feel to be a convicted criminal?
Don't you respect foreign courts?
Why didn't you appear in court?
Yeah, you didn't go to your court and you were evading justice.
Why did you leave the country?
You've been sentenced.
Why don't you go and serve your sentence?
I was already outside the country, but today is not about me.
You should go back.
A foreign court has decided that you've committed a crime, and unlike my brother and I, which have enough respect to go and go through the judicial process, you just ran away and completely disrespected it.
Why don't you trust the Russian authorities?
Don't you trust the Russian authorities?
I don't.
Why?
Because you're not Russian?
A Russian state is a criminal state.
Oh, you think Russia's corrupt and they just decided to put you in jail because you were too influential?
Because you were doing media purposes over in Russia and you're too influential?
It is!
Another BBC journalist is now a convicted felon and he stands here with a camera waving it in our faces.
We have clean criminal records, Mircea.
If we're going to cover the criminals today, we should point the cameras firmly at this man right here.
He's a convicted criminal.
And when we were walking up and down here, he was saying, don't you respect the Romanian process?
We're going to court.
He clearly doesn't respect the Russian process because he ran away.
Innocent men don't flee, do we?
Innocent men don't run.
Innocent men don't run.
You have evaded justice and you have fled.
The convicted criminal who works for the BBC. Congratulations, sir, on evading justice successfully and escaping the country, which has found you guilty of fraud.
I would never do that.
I would go to court and prove I was innocent and have my day in court.
That's what innocent men do.
I would never run away and then also, at the same time, hypocritically walk around and try and pretend to talk about justice in court and law.
Anyone who does that is clearly a fraud.
Why don't you go and serve your sentence?
Why don't you go to the Russian court?
Go to the appeal court in Russia.
Why don't you go and appeal your decision in Russia?
Go to your appeal.
You are a convicted criminal, sir.
Why do you not go to your appeal?
Why don't you get a lawyer and why don't you go to court?
Why don't you go to court and defend yourself?
That's what innocent people do.
That's what me and my brother are doing because we are innocent.
You've been chasing us around for years.
You have been charged and you refuse to show up in court.
You refuse to show up in court.
Wow.
A criminal.
A criminal.
The tweet of that video, and I'm going to retweet it right now.
All you guys can retweet it with me just to highlight that the BBC is full of pedos, convicted criminals, liars, and hypocrites.
They will sit there and tell you what to do and say, you should just trust corrupt decaw, and you should go to the Romanian court.
Just because it's a foreign court doesn't mean it's not a real court, and you can't be afraid of the process if you're innocent, while also running away themselves.
Please give that a retweet to just highlight that the BBC, the MSM, the mainstream media are not only hypocritical, all they do is fucking lie.
It's super duper funny how everyone who comes after you ends up showing their true colors in the end.
Everyone who's called us names ends up being a pedo.
There's that steroid junkie who loves to dip Black Dill those up his butthole.
That weirdo.
There's that...
Weirdo loves to dildos up his butthole, everyone knows who he is.
There's that MMA fighter who calls us out but then cries his eyes out on podcasts.
Yeah.
Andrew's not a real masculine figurehead, then the next podcast he's crying about shit.
There's this guy who said you should trust foreign courts who ran away from foreign courts themselves.
There's Hugh Edwards, who said that we're sexual criminals when he's a sexual criminal himself.
It's truly incredible how inverted the matrix is.
If they say you're a bad guy, you're innocent.
If they say you're a good guy, trust me, you're one of the bad guys.
My brother and I have been through three years of investigation.
All of our hard drives have been checked.
If we were 1% guilty of anything, we'd be in jail.
The fact that they keep taking us to court and they can't lock us up only proves we're innocent.
And anyone who believes anything else is a fucking dumbass.
Romania will lock you up quick.
You steal something, you break into a car, you murder someone in Romania, you're locked up same day, you're never getting out.
Romania will lock you up faster than any other country.
The fact that they are struggling to lock us up in a country where it's easy to lock people up shows only that we are completely and utterly innocent.
And we'll prove it.
And we'll prove it in the end.
Last thing.
And we have some very important updates coming about our case because the case is about to be dismissed by the courts.
You heard it here first.
And then we're doing the Daddy World Tour and pumping Daddy to the moon.
I'm going to fill stadiums with the Daddy Coin and Real Nigger Tate to compete against the AI machines.
Last thing, guys, I want to mention to you, and I want you to remember that 1775 Coffee is now available on topg.com.
Can you show that to everyone?
This is the only coffee brand in the world that's...
It's the only coffee brand that sponsors us.
They're the only people who are not gay.
They're not scared of us saying whatever we want.
You can go to topg.com and see 1775 Coffee.
Not only is it fantastic coffee, but it's not run by homos.
Why are you eating?
You don't have to eat the fucking coffee beans.
It's ground coffee powder, actually.
Remember when we were doing that in jail to increase our blood pressure?
I still do now.
I never changed.
My brother and I were in the same room, but only if we were staying in the medical wing, so we'd eat a jar of coffee a day to keep our blood pressure high.
We'd eat a jar of coffee a day with a spoon, raw, to make sure our blood pressure- This is an instant so it doesn't dissolve.
Extra good.
1775 coffee.
Coffee of champions.
Like the good old days.
Wish we had that in jail.
Yeah, we're in an escafe with a fucking spoon.
If we had this stuff, we'd have been living a fucking high life.
All the energy in the world to walk up and down.
Drink 17 to 75 unless you're gay.
Right, we have a whole bunch of other stuff to talk about, but I'm going to save it for another emergency meeting, which we're going to do before our election stream.
Then we're going to stream the rigging live, and hopefully it's too big to rig.
It's a competition between people who are clearly going to win a landslide versus people who are clearly trying to set it up.
It's the person who is far better at chess, the grandmaster against the novice, but the novice is allowed to cheat.
Yeah, he's got one of those chess butt plugs up his butthole telling him how to move.
And it vibrates.
A little butt plug.
And on that note...
What does that mean?
Doesn't mean anything.
But it doesn't mean anything.
Join the real world if you're not gay.
Get 1775 if you're not gay.
Get a whole bunch of robot hoes putting hoes out of business so the hoes have to give real sex to the real men who own the robot hoes if you're not gay.
We'll tell you how to escape the Matrix and escape the clown world insanity we live in.
Remember, my brother and I are nothing but truth tellers.
We do nothing but be sensible and calm all the time and tell you things which are pertinently obvious.
We highlight that water is wet and we've been attacked by the Matrix because the Matrix is trying to convince you that water is, in fact, dry because we live in a clown world.