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Oct. 4, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
09:02
Our Cars Got Stolen | Tate Confidential Ep 259
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I'm gonna go.
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They stole everything they could get their hands on.
They banned me from seeing my fucking kids.
But now, they've really crossed the line.
Don't tell me it's what I think it is.
Kristen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Tristan. Some lines you just don't cross.
You can fuck with my family, you can take my kids away from me, you can lock me up in jail, but this is a line that you should not cross.
The Lada is being stolen.
They're taking the Lada.
They're taking the Lada from me.
No! Anything but the Lada.
No! Keep me from seeing my kids.
Ban me from having a family.
Take all of my money. That's okay.
I'll let you off.
But you've crossed a fucking line now.
You've crossed a fucking line, losers.
This is too far.
This is heartbreak. Where's the humanity?
Where's the empathy?
Not my Lada, Bailey!
This is sacred!
You don't fuck with a man's Lada!
No! This is heartbreak.
This is genuine, pure heartbreak.
Piece of history, this car.
I can't believe it.
They're taking my fucking Lada.
So expensive, so exclusive, I'll never be able to afford another one of these in my life!
Ever! I can work for the rest of my life and I'll never have enough money to replace this wonderful machine.
Oh, we need them for evidence.
Guys, even if I was a criminal, stealing my cars four times doesn't prove anything.
It proves that they're thieves.
It doesn't prove anything. I can attest to that.
It proves that they're after my money, you know?
They stole his watch!
He's my cameraman!
They stole his watch!
Oh, it's evidence. Nice watch, Bailey.
Evidence. Evidence.
You're welcome, Bailey. You know, the police need your watch for evidence.
Your Rolex, yeah. If it was a cheap watch, it's not evidence.
They didn't take my cheap one!
But if it's a Rolex, it's evidence, you know?
I'm not going to back out.
This one was easy.
It's easy.
It's a tiny chopper.
Sophie, Claude.
Nigel, Rory, do you have any words for Alex?
Hey, Alex.
There's your Lamborghini.
Hahahahaha!
You know Alex, it's hard being a loser who can't afford to fix his windscreen.
It's hard being a loser who can't afford new tyres.
So the police have done you a massive favour.
What they've done is they've stolen your car from you.
So that way you have no more financial problems and you can finally pay me back the money you owe me.
My name is Tristan Tate.
Victim of false accusations.
Victim of a corrupt justice system.
Owner of a stolen Lada.
And I will have my vengeance.
In this life, or the next.
I, I don't wanna say it. I don't wanna find another way.
Make it through the day without you.
I, I, I can't resist. Tryna find exactly what I miss. It's just another day without you. It's just another day.
I like to buy new cars with breakfast.
breakfast.
you know? Feels like a good way to set up the day, just to buy a brand new supercar with your breakfast, which of course is two coffees, two forms of nicotine.
And the new Vanquish is out, which is fantastic news.
You know the best thing about buying all the Ferraris, all the Bentleys, all the Lamborghinis, all the Aston Martins, all the Mercedes, all the BMW, all the Paganis, all the Koenigseggs, all the Bugattis?
If you buy every brand, there's basically a new car every week.
Sometimes you get two or three a week.
Today is the brand new Vanquish, Aston Martin B12. I've already got the brand new DB12 coming, the new Vantage coming, but it's amazing.
For now, with my breakfast, I get to spec a car.
The coolest thing is, what I do is I go through all the numbers, and I see if I made enough money while I was sleeping for the car.
Now, if it's a Bugatti or a Pagani or a Kernan's Egg, that's not always the case.
Sometimes they're five or six million dollars, I didn't make that while I slept.
I have to take other day's money.
But if you get a Vanquish, the brand new Vanquish from Aston Martin, they're basically free, they're like 500 grand.
So I'm doing the numbers now and it looks like, while I was asleep, I made enough money to buy the car I'm about to buy now for €517,000.
Well, to stick with the theme, you've got two masseuses, you've got two coffees, you've got two forms of nicotine.
Are you buying two vanquishes?
The real question you should have asked, if you were pertinent and astute like me, is where's your two bitches?
And they're still asleep.
You said yesterday that you're cutting out the fast food, and yet here is Taco Bell.
Taco Bell's not fast food.
Taco Bell is healthy and delicious.
There is lettuce on there, so you might be onto something.
And tomato. Want some?
No. I'm gonna grill my steak, and I'm gonna eat healthy, not this taco bullshit.
I'm healthy. You said you were gonna stop eating. You didn't last 24 hours. Taco Bell is no fast food. What sauce is
that? Ooooooh.
You were close! Those eyes darted down.
Yes, they did. I'm on to you.
You wish. Andrew, we can't encourage this.
What do you mean? This is not okay.
We cannot encourage him.
What are you talking about? I'm talking about your fast food addiction.
It's not fast food. Taco Bell is not fast food, baby.
Yeah, fight to the death, me and you.
Fight to the death? Oh, you cook all your liver and you cook all your fucking dorky shit.
Oh, I put vitamins in!
We don't talk about this fight.
What is hell? You can laugh all you want.
Health is breathing. You eat your fucking...
I got protein pancakes.
Yeah, I got a fucking taco. Any further questions?
You can laugh at my fucking cheese sauce while I'm holding your still-beaten heart in my hand watching your eyes close.
I have no rebuttal to this.
There's nothing I can say.
What you need to do, Bailey, is sit down and have yourself a taco.
You do, Bailey. We want to rebuttals to join in.
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