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Dying in a Cave
00:05:09
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| I'll try to make a video anything to get out. | |
| you I think dying trapped in a cave, especially under war in a cave, is probably one of the worst ways to die. | |
| Okay, so if you were trapped in a cave under war, and you were about to die, and all you had to do to save your own life was to give up your Nintendo, would you do it? | |
| Of course I would. I don't like Nintendo. | |
| You seem to be bad at Smash Bros. | |
| You can't give up your Nintendo. | |
| There has to be another way. Out of the cave. | |
| No, you have to draw hard lines in life. | |
| You can't give up your Nintendo just to save your life. | |
| What are you doing down there anyway? | |
| You should have Nintendon't. | |
| People who go into caves think it's fun. | |
| Nintendon't go down there. | |
| Yeah, I got it, but people who go into caves do it. | |
| Nintendon't put yourself in that situation. | |
| Intendon't to be there. | |
| See, like most discussions, the logical conclusion after a little bit of analysis is that you're a fucking faggot, you're shit at Smash Bros, always fucking has been, always fucking will be, any excuse to give your fucking Nintendo away. | |
| You're a faggot and nobody likes you. | |
| That is true. Caving is cool. | |
| This is white people alone. | |
| This cave system was not much of a touring cave. | |
| There were very few areas where a person could fully stand. | |
| It was mostly blue and crawls or squeezing through wet spaces filled with rocks and mud. | |
| That's why after a few hours, four of the group members, two men and two women, turned back his plan. | |
| Dave Adamson's fiance was one of these casual capers. | |
| At this point in the day, the men were starting to crawl through the far marathon passage. | |
| This claustrophobic tunnel is the length of three football fields, over 900 feet of narrow rock with a light stream of water along the bottom. | |
| Far marathon passage must be maneuvered in a single direction because it's only 18 inches by 12 inches, barely enough room for an average-sized person to pull themselves along. | |
| Imagine calling in space not much bigger than your computer's Shoulders hope was to reach this next section of the caving system to clear out passages for further mapping. | |
| Who needs a map of that place? | |
| Around this time, Morag had come back to the entrance to see if her men were done yet, but she didn't see any signs that the cavers were coming out. | |
| Unfortunately, they had no idea just how much water was coming their way. | |
| Morag had returned to the cave entrance a final time at nine o'clock. | |
| She was utterly horrified to see a lake of water collected around the entrance to the cave system. | |
| It was fully submerged and completely inaccessible. | |
| Her fear and desperation fueled a frantic three-mile... | |
| Did they not just check the weather for the day that they're going to go caving? | |
| Once you go underneath, if something changes, something happens, changes. | |
| Though the water level had risen, they had no choice but to get back to a higher chamber as quickly as possible. | |
| This extreme distance in such a confining chamber was likely panic-inducing with such a heavy stream of water coming at them. | |
| In 1970, friends of the cabers entered a closed system to move their bodies to an upper chamber. | |
| It was renamed the Sanctuary. | |
| What is wrong with white people? | |
| Who on fucking earth would ever go in there? | |
| Ever. Baby, these are your mates. | |
| Explain their actions. | |
| That happened in England. Those are definitely your mates. | |
| No. They were your mates. | |
| They were 100% your mates. | |
| They got drowned by the wa-uh. | |
| Listen. They had no idea of the deadly danger they faced within the Cave of Death. | |
| Explain these people to me, Andrew. | |
| Hey, we're just sitting around. Let's go where there's no air or space. | |
| The Cave of Death. | |
| The end of the morning will return. | |
| This is the fatal breakdown of the Gollum Cave tragedy. | |
| On Wednesday, August 17th, a group of five friends went out for a tunnel before, so she had reassured the others that they would be able to hold their breath and swim the 15 feet to the other cave inside. | |
| Despite becoming hypothermic and passing out during his experience, she was still excited to show her friends this secret place. | |
| Well, Jennifer, I know a cave. | |
| We're gonna explore. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A fifth friend, Joseph Ferguson. | |
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Trumpet Sound Crisis
00:04:51
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| I'm a surprise for you, Mom. | |
| I'm a surprise for you, Mom. | |
| Bye. | |
| Tomorrow morning I have court, and if I lose, I'm going straight to a jail cell. | |
| I know. And I didn't want to go to jail until you just said that. | |
| Now I'm strongly considering going to jail, so your surprise is ruined. | |
| So I can sit in the jail cell with Tristan and say, at least we're not going to see Bailey and his dumb shit. | |
| You can't go to jail, because I have to give you your surprise. | |
| Tristan, we have to make sure whatever we say to the judge tomorrow puts us in jail. | |
| Tell her I'm guilty. More than guilty. | |
| Guilty of not sorry. | |
| Yeah. I am a human trafficker. | |
| I am a danger to the public. | |
| Guys will be committed. | |
| You do not lock me up immediately. | |
| You're going to ruin the surprise. | |
| That's the plan. Is that the last thing that you want to say to me before you surprise? | |
| Yeah. Yeah, it is. | |
| What are your last words? | |
| Whatever it is, I'm still going to dislike you. | |
| I need to get that one more time. | |
| Video evidence. That you have full permission to play the trumpet as loud as you want at any time of day within the house, yes? | |
| Do you agree to that? We encourage it. | |
| If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend baby play the trumpet, I'll choose my friends every time. | |
| You're going to regret these words. | |
| Never. I love trumpet. | |
| The sound of a trumpet. | |
| Can you feel the promise of the day前 watering flowers, and caking from past hibernation? | |
| Can you feel the promise of the day? | |
| Count in alien sounds the eternal day. | |
| Can you feel the promise of the day? | |
| Are you ready? | |
| for SSP. | |
| Let's f***ing go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I only have an hour and a half to go forward. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Baby, you're gonna get whooped. | |
| No, you're not ready. You're tired. | |
| I'm awake. And I'll field you with energy with the trumpet. | |
| I'm ready to go. | |
| Oh, that's a computer. | |
| Nice guy. | |
| He's slow. | |
| F***ing Joker. | |
| What did I say? | |
| What did I say would happen? | |
| I told you. | |
| You're a cheater and you're a champion. | |
| I told you. | |
| Little Mac. Yes! | |
| What's up, T? We haven't got a decision. | |
| Hey! I know you don't. | |
| You're back already. I am back. | |
| Hassle's quick. In about an hour, I might be in jail. | |
| Whiskey? Oh, if they said you've been to jail, I'm not gonna have a bottle. | |
| Take my drunk ass to jail. | |
| I'll drink with you. Why didn't you play SSB with us this morning? | |
| You know what? Excellent trumpeteering. | |
| Excellent, by the way. | |
| I'm very impressed. The trumpeteering was really top notch, but I genuinely didn't get to bed until four, and the trumpet went off at five. | |
| And I thought, oh, so you're a little tired, sleepyhead, baby, baby. | |
| Tired boy. Is that what happened? | |
| You're not ice heavy. You can't lift your eyes. | |
| You can lift that weight. It was Harry's Whisper, God Save the Queen, in the Smash Bros. | |
| theme tune. Baby boo-boo tired. | |
| How many of you did it 26 times? | |