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Sept. 25, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Packing for Bandcamp | Tate Confidential Ep 258
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I'll try to make a video anything to get out.
you I think dying trapped in a cave, especially under war in a cave, is probably one of the worst ways to die.
Okay, so if you were trapped in a cave under war, and you were about to die, and all you had to do to save your own life was to give up your Nintendo, would you do it?
Of course I would. I don't like Nintendo.
You seem to be bad at Smash Bros.
You can't give up your Nintendo.
There has to be another way. Out of the cave.
No, you have to draw hard lines in life.
You can't give up your Nintendo just to save your life.
What are you doing down there anyway?
You should have Nintendon't.
People who go into caves think it's fun.
Nintendon't go down there.
Yeah, I got it, but people who go into caves do it.
Nintendon't put yourself in that situation.
Intendon't to be there.
See, like most discussions, the logical conclusion after a little bit of analysis is that you're a fucking faggot, you're shit at Smash Bros, always fucking has been, always fucking will be, any excuse to give your fucking Nintendo away.
You're a faggot and nobody likes you.
That is true. Caving is cool.
This is white people alone.
This cave system was not much of a touring cave.
There were very few areas where a person could fully stand.
It was mostly blue and crawls or squeezing through wet spaces filled with rocks and mud.
That's why after a few hours, four of the group members, two men and two women, turned back his plan.
Dave Adamson's fiance was one of these casual capers.
At this point in the day, the men were starting to crawl through the far marathon passage.
This claustrophobic tunnel is the length of three football fields, over 900 feet of narrow rock with a light stream of water along the bottom.
Far marathon passage must be maneuvered in a single direction because it's only 18 inches by 12 inches, barely enough room for an average-sized person to pull themselves along.
Imagine calling in space not much bigger than your computer's Shoulders hope was to reach this next section of the caving system to clear out passages for further mapping.
Who needs a map of that place?
Around this time, Morag had come back to the entrance to see if her men were done yet, but she didn't see any signs that the cavers were coming out.
Unfortunately, they had no idea just how much water was coming their way.
Morag had returned to the cave entrance a final time at nine o'clock.
She was utterly horrified to see a lake of water collected around the entrance to the cave system.
It was fully submerged and completely inaccessible.
Her fear and desperation fueled a frantic three-mile...
Did they not just check the weather for the day that they're going to go caving?
Once you go underneath, if something changes, something happens, changes.
Though the water level had risen, they had no choice but to get back to a higher chamber as quickly as possible.
This extreme distance in such a confining chamber was likely panic-inducing with such a heavy stream of water coming at them.
In 1970, friends of the cabers entered a closed system to move their bodies to an upper chamber.
It was renamed the Sanctuary.
What is wrong with white people?
Who on fucking earth would ever go in there?
Ever. Baby, these are your mates.
Explain their actions.
That happened in England. Those are definitely your mates.
No. They were your mates.
They were 100% your mates.
They got drowned by the wa-uh.
Listen. They had no idea of the deadly danger they faced within the Cave of Death.
Explain these people to me, Andrew.
Hey, we're just sitting around. Let's go where there's no air or space.
The Cave of Death.
The end of the morning will return.
This is the fatal breakdown of the Gollum Cave tragedy.
On Wednesday, August 17th, a group of five friends went out for a tunnel before, so she had reassured the others that they would be able to hold their breath and swim the 15 feet to the other cave inside.
Despite becoming hypothermic and passing out during his experience, she was still excited to show her friends this secret place.
Well, Jennifer, I know a cave.
We're gonna explore.
Yeah.
A fifth friend, Joseph Ferguson.
I'm a surprise for you, Mom.
I'm a surprise for you, Mom.
Bye.
Tomorrow morning I have court, and if I lose, I'm going straight to a jail cell.
I know. And I didn't want to go to jail until you just said that.
Now I'm strongly considering going to jail, so your surprise is ruined.
So I can sit in the jail cell with Tristan and say, at least we're not going to see Bailey and his dumb shit.
You can't go to jail, because I have to give you your surprise.
Tristan, we have to make sure whatever we say to the judge tomorrow puts us in jail.
Tell her I'm guilty. More than guilty.
Guilty of not sorry.
Yeah. I am a human trafficker.
I am a danger to the public.
Guys will be committed.
You do not lock me up immediately.
You're going to ruin the surprise.
That's the plan. Is that the last thing that you want to say to me before you surprise?
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
What are your last words?
Whatever it is, I'm still going to dislike you.
I need to get that one more time.
Video evidence. That you have full permission to play the trumpet as loud as you want at any time of day within the house, yes?
Do you agree to that? We encourage it.
If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend baby play the trumpet, I'll choose my friends every time.
You're going to regret these words.
Never. I love trumpet.
The sound of a trumpet.
Can you feel the promise of the day前 watering flowers, and caking from past hibernation?
Can you feel the promise of the day?
Count in alien sounds the eternal day.
Can you feel the promise of the day?
Are you ready?
for SSP.
Let's f***ing go!
Let's go!
I only have an hour and a half to go forward.
Yeah.
Baby, you're gonna get whooped.
No, you're not ready. You're tired.
I'm awake. And I'll field you with energy with the trumpet.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, that's a computer.
Nice guy.
He's slow.
F***ing Joker.
What did I say?
What did I say would happen?
I told you.
You're a cheater and you're a champion.
I told you.
Little Mac. Yes!
What's up, T? We haven't got a decision.
Hey! I know you don't.
You're back already. I am back.
Hassle's quick. In about an hour, I might be in jail.
Whiskey? Oh, if they said you've been to jail, I'm not gonna have a bottle.
Take my drunk ass to jail.
I'll drink with you. Why didn't you play SSB with us this morning?
You know what? Excellent trumpeteering.
Excellent, by the way.
I'm very impressed. The trumpeteering was really top notch, but I genuinely didn't get to bed until four, and the trumpet went off at five.
And I thought, oh, so you're a little tired, sleepyhead, baby, baby.
Tired boy. Is that what happened?
You're not ice heavy. You can't lift your eyes.
You can lift that weight. It was Harry's Whisper, God Save the Queen, in the Smash Bros.
theme tune. Baby boo-boo tired.
How many of you did it 26 times?
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