Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Packing for Bandcamp | Tate Confidential Ep 258
Aired: 2024-09-25
Duration: 10:01


=== Dying in a Cave (05:09) ===

[00:00:00]  I'll try to make a video anything to get out.
[00:00:10]  you I think dying trapped in a cave, especially under war in a cave, is probably one of the worst ways to die.
[00:00:16]  Okay, so if you were trapped in a cave under war, and you were about to die, and all you had to do to save your own life was to give up your Nintendo, would you do it?
[00:00:22]  Of course I would. I don't like Nintendo.
[00:00:26]  You seem to be bad at Smash Bros.
[00:00:28]  You can't give up your Nintendo.
[00:00:30]  There has to be another way. Out of the cave.
[00:00:33]  No, you have to draw hard lines in life.
[00:00:35]  You can't give up your Nintendo just to save your life.
[00:00:38]  What are you doing down there anyway?
[00:00:42]  You should have Nintendon't.
[00:00:44]  People who go into caves think it's fun.
[00:00:47]  Nintendon't go down there.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, I got it, but people who go into caves do it.
[00:00:52]  Nintendon't put yourself in that situation.
[00:00:57]  Intendon't to be there.
[00:01:03]  See, like most discussions, the logical conclusion after a little bit of analysis is that you're a fucking faggot, you're shit at Smash Bros, always fucking has been, always fucking will be, any excuse to give your fucking Nintendo away.
[00:01:14]  You're a faggot and nobody likes you.
[00:01:17]  That is true. Caving is cool.
[00:01:48]  This is white people alone.
[00:01:49]  This cave system was not much of a touring cave.
[00:01:52]  There were very few areas where a person could fully stand.
[00:01:55]  It was mostly blue and crawls or squeezing through wet spaces filled with rocks and mud.
[00:02:00]  That's why after a few hours, four of the group members, two men and two women, turned back his plan.
[00:02:06]  Dave Adamson's fiance was one of these casual capers.
[00:02:14]  At this point in the day, the men were starting to crawl through the far marathon passage.
[00:02:19]  This claustrophobic tunnel is the length of three football fields, over 900 feet of narrow rock with a light stream of water along the bottom.
[00:02:27]  Far marathon passage must be maneuvered in a single direction because it's only 18 inches by 12 inches, barely enough room for an average-sized person to pull themselves along.
[00:02:37]  Imagine calling in space not much bigger than your computer's Shoulders hope was to reach this next section of the caving system to clear out passages for further mapping.
[00:02:46]  Who needs a map of that place?
[00:02:48]  Around this time, Morag had come back to the entrance to see if her men were done yet, but she didn't see any signs that the cavers were coming out.
[00:02:56]  Unfortunately, they had no idea just how much water was coming their way.
[00:03:02]  Morag had returned to the cave entrance a final time at nine o'clock.
[00:03:06]  She was utterly horrified to see a lake of water collected around the entrance to the cave system.
[00:03:11]  It was fully submerged and completely inaccessible.
[00:03:15]  Her fear and desperation fueled a frantic three-mile...
[00:03:17]  Did they not just check the weather for the day that they're going to go caving?
[00:03:20]  Once you go underneath, if something changes, something happens, changes.
[00:03:22]  Though the water level had risen, they had no choice but to get back to a higher chamber as quickly as possible.
[00:03:28]  This extreme distance in such a confining chamber was likely panic-inducing with such a heavy stream of water coming at them.
[00:03:34]  In 1970, friends of the cabers entered a closed system to move their bodies to an upper chamber.
[00:03:39]  It was renamed the Sanctuary.
[00:03:43]  What is wrong with white people?
[00:03:47]  Who on fucking earth would ever go in there?
[00:03:55]  Ever. Baby, these are your mates.
[00:03:59]  Explain their actions.
[00:04:00]  That happened in England. Those are definitely your mates.
[00:04:03]  No. They were your mates.
[00:04:06]  They were 100% your mates.
[00:04:09]  They got drowned by the wa-uh.
[00:04:11]  Listen. They had no idea of the deadly danger they faced within the Cave of Death.
[00:04:25]  Explain these people to me, Andrew.
[00:04:28]  Hey, we're just sitting around. Let's go where there's no air or space.
[00:04:33]  The Cave of Death.
[00:04:36]  The end of the morning will return.
[00:04:39]  This is the fatal breakdown of the Gollum Cave tragedy.
[00:04:43]  On Wednesday, August 17th, a group of five friends went out for a tunnel before, so she had reassured the others that they would be able to hold their breath and swim the 15 feet to the other cave inside.
[00:04:54]  Despite becoming hypothermic and passing out during his experience, she was still excited to show her friends this secret place.
[00:05:02]  Well, Jennifer, I know a cave.
[00:05:03]  We're gonna explore.
[00:05:05]  Yeah.
[00:05:07]  A fifth friend, Joseph Ferguson.

=== Trumpet Sound Crisis (04:51) ===

[00:05:09]  I'm a surprise for you, Mom.
[00:05:11]  I'm a surprise for you, Mom.
[00:05:18]  Bye.
[00:05:20]  Tomorrow morning I have court, and if I lose, I'm going straight to a jail cell.
[00:05:23]  I know. And I didn't want to go to jail until you just said that.
[00:05:26]  Now I'm strongly considering going to jail, so your surprise is ruined.
[00:05:29]  So I can sit in the jail cell with Tristan and say, at least we're not going to see Bailey and his dumb shit.
[00:05:34]  You can't go to jail, because I have to give you your surprise.
[00:05:38]  Tristan, we have to make sure whatever we say to the judge tomorrow puts us in jail.
[00:05:43]  Tell her I'm guilty. More than guilty.
[00:05:45]  Guilty of not sorry.
[00:05:47]  Yeah. I am a human trafficker.
[00:05:50]  I am a danger to the public.
[00:05:52]  Guys will be committed.
[00:05:53]  You do not lock me up immediately.
[00:05:55]  You're going to ruin the surprise.
[00:05:59]  That's the plan. Is that the last thing that you want to say to me before you surprise?
[00:06:04]  Yeah. Yeah, it is.
[00:06:06]  What are your last words?
[00:06:08]  Whatever it is, I'm still going to dislike you.
[00:06:12]  I need to get that one more time.
[00:06:14]  Video evidence. That you have full permission to play the trumpet as loud as you want at any time of day within the house, yes?
[00:06:22]  Do you agree to that? We encourage it.
[00:06:26]  If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend baby play the trumpet, I'll choose my friends every time.
[00:06:33]  You're going to regret these words.
[00:06:35]  Never. I love trumpet.
[00:06:38]  The sound of a trumpet.
[00:07:02]  Can you feel the promise of the day前 watering flowers, and caking from past hibernation?
[00:07:17]  Can you feel the promise of the day?
[00:07:25]  Count in alien sounds the eternal day.
[00:07:30]  Can you feel the promise of the day?
[00:07:50]  Are you ready?
[00:07:52]  for SSP.
[00:07:54]  Let's f***ing go!
[00:07:56]  Let's go!
[00:07:58]  I only have an hour and a half to go forward.
[00:08:02]  Yeah.
[00:08:04]  Baby, you're gonna get whooped.
[00:08:11]  No, you're not ready. You're tired.
[00:08:13]  I'm awake. And I'll field you with energy with the trumpet.
[00:08:16]  I'm ready to go.
[00:08:17]  Oh, that's a computer.
[00:08:21]  Nice guy.
[00:08:22]  He's slow.
[00:08:25]  F***ing Joker.
[00:08:32]  What did I say?
[00:08:52]  What did I say would happen?
[00:08:54]  I told you.
[00:08:56]  You're a cheater and you're a champion.
[00:08:57]  I told you.
[00:08:59]  Little Mac. Yes!
[00:09:03]  What's up, T? We haven't got a decision.
[00:09:05]  Hey! I know you don't.
[00:09:07]  You're back already. I am back.
[00:09:10]  Hassle's quick. In about an hour, I might be in jail.
[00:09:15]  Whiskey? Oh, if they said you've been to jail, I'm not gonna have a bottle.
[00:09:20]  Take my drunk ass to jail.
[00:09:23]  I'll drink with you. Why didn't you play SSB with us this morning?
[00:09:28]  You know what? Excellent trumpeteering.
[00:09:31]  Excellent, by the way.
[00:09:32]  I'm very impressed. The trumpeteering was really top notch, but I genuinely didn't get to bed until four, and the trumpet went off at five.
[00:09:39]  And I thought, oh, so you're a little tired, sleepyhead, baby, baby.
[00:09:43]  Tired boy. Is that what happened?
[00:09:45]  You're not ice heavy. You can't lift your eyes.
[00:09:48]  You can lift that weight. It was Harry's Whisper, God Save the Queen, in the Smash Bros.
[00:09:52]  theme tune. Baby boo-boo tired.
[00:09:59]  How many of you did it 26 times?