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Sept. 17, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 75 - BBC SPECIAL
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I'm out.
I did. People don't know what happened.
It was off camera, Andrew. Do you feel like explaining?
Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again.
It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
Nothing happens. You find one.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Next you set up some give and show.
Teleport.
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Hi guys, Tristan Taker.
Never lost a game? Of chess?
I've lost a lot of games at chess.
🎵 Too slow.
Andrew?
Too slow!
Ha ha ha!
I got you. Is that funny?
You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
You're not YouTubing a lung test.
Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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The End.
Birds flying high, you know how I feel.
Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.
It's a new dawn, it's a new day.
It's a new life for me.
And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea
You know how I feel Forever unfree
You know how I feel Lost so on the street
You know how I feel You don't believe
It's a new life I'm free and feel good
I know it's my life I know it's all of you
You don't believe it's a new day I'm free and feel good
It's a new day I'm free and feel good
I'm free and feel good I'm free and feel good
I'm free and feel good I'm free and feel good
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What kind of set up bullshit is this?
Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time Reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow.
I'm not that old. I'm not that slow.
Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
Yes.
Ha!
I'm a Christian.
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I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me up, because I know I've been in a bad mood. I hope it's true. I
hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars, and I'm not going to be able to drive anymore.
I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me up, because I know I've been in a bad mood. I hope it's true.
I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
We get along.
Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
And I hope you guys aren't lying to me, just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel?
How do you feel?
I feel pretty good.
All Alex.
I moved all the cars.
Then God said, shall I get him?
I said, get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
And he said, it's literally not repairable.
It's not repairable?
Not repairable. So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Did you just lose me again?
Look at the dumpster!
I've never lost a game. Look at the dumpster!
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I don't belong in the hermaphrodite world, I don't belong to them
I see you as a fall, I see your consciousness as a wall I stay awake like aДак, so that you won't freak out
I see you pulled back, out of eternity 3 minutes down the street, hard to see
But I see, you're right there in front of me Where I used to be, where I used to be
Where I was, where I used to be And I'll fight everything
I'll fight everything I'll fight everything
I'll fight everything I'll fight everything
I'll fight everything Lyre! Lyre!
Lyre! Lyre!
The End The End
The End Please request your entry!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I'm just gonna play.
Correct! Correct!
Okay, no fat in this conversation.
Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically read, I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.
We are one.
The End.
You've always got my back.
I'll always go back to you, I'll always stay in your back, right?
We were offered to sell our souls and we refused.
And that is why we are now in this current situation we are in.
souls and we've refused and that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.
When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
First they come for us.
For all of you, the Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.
I don't even know what the answer is to it.
It's insanity. They're out to get all of us.
It's not just you and me.
Every single person or the voice, we're trying to destroy it.
Any man who tells the truth, we're going to try to destroy it.
So you've got to lead by example.
As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years, and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
What was the crime? Truthful information.
The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
So that's absolutely crazy.
Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.
So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous
crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.
It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.
It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered
you for years anyway.
The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.
They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.
They don't need any solid evidence.
Here we are two years into this process.
You don't see any girls with bruises.
You don't see any... Where's the victims of all this?
We are not victims because you know that you were trapped.
The whole thing is garbage.
It's head-to-toe garbage. It's a matrix attack.
Sexual violence.
We don't know where. We don't know when.
We don't know against who.
Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.
They're not allowing us to win.
They don't want us to win. And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012.
These are very serious allegations.
I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.
I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.
No, I can't.
Allegations by who? Who are the women?
What are their names? Allegations by who?
Can you name it? Can you name one?
Thought not. Thought so.
Great news! It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.
And it's happening over and over and over again.
You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage.
If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it.
Now Russell Brand. They've done Tucker.
They've done Elon. They're doing Trump.
They've done Assange. They're coming for everybody on repeat.
And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say we don't believe you anymore.
Because it's their number one primary weapon.
Sexual crimes are heinous.
They can't tar you with any other crime.
If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves.
Nobody would have cared, innocent or guilty.
It doesn't damage our reputation.
But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing.
Any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell.
I absolutely and utterly believe that with all my heart.
I have daughters. Rape my daughter.
I dare you. You won't see a prison cell.
You'll see the ground. I'll guarantee it myself.
You'll be headless in the dirt.
But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
It has to stop, and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this, to anybody who speaks against the establishment, that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak, and God gave me a platform, and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice, and I truly believe there is evil in the world, and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place, and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar.
You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
They're trying to keep these lies alive.
Nobody believes them any more.
The good guys have always been losing.
It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.
It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
It is the truth.
It is light that they fear.
We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
This is Satanist against God.
This is a battle for your spirituality.
This is a battle for your freedom.
This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.
It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love.
And that you need to start doing something.
And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.
And you can't sit there and be, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.
I'm an Andrew Tate fan and I'm unimportant.
No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
You've always got my back.
I'm always going back here.
I'm going to steal your back, right?
Too strong!
Too far to kill!
I'm going to kill you!
the the
the It's a new day.
It's a new life for me.
And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea
You know how I feel River runs free
You know how I feel Love's a water drinking
I feel One new day
It's a new life I'm feeling
Free And I'm feeling
Free Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands
there unfazed you
Who is Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington, D.C., and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant, where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England, with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
This is a lot of sports.
I don't enjoy it. I hate training.
I hate fighting. This is f***ing war.
With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer.
What a twin! Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
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Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate.
The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.
Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
Attaculate your character and cancel you.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
How I describe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.
Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my last perspicacity, coupled with sheer interplayability, makes me a feared opponent in any realm of fear.
I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
Pressure is behind the dam.
The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world.
God must exist, equal and opposite force.
And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.
In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
Freedom at last. I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fibre and it's being done consciously by Satanists.
What's that? Why are there police at my house?
You're saying why the police are? Are we going to jail?
Should I pack and check out my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup so they can put us in jail.
What a cruel fucking trick.
You reject my request to see my mother who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house.
You're fucking animals.
You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
$150 million of Daddy coin I have and I'm going to set it on fucking fire now.
Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
He faces several new charges.
Bicot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
I've been nice. I've been patient.
I've played the game. I've respected the judiciary.
The media is complicit.
All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
None of you said, where's the evidence?
Where's the proof? Where's the picture?
Where's the video? None.
Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit.
This is a fucking setup.
This is disgusting. Disgusting!
Disgusting! Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
I did. People don't know what happened.
It was off camera, Andrew. Do you feel like explaining?
Marcel, do it again.
It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
Oh my god. Define one.
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
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Follow me. Follow me.
Take your service and give her a shot.
Get off! Get off!
I'm not going to let you go again.
I'm all yours, you little whore.
Get out.
I'm not going to let you go.
I have to mention the coffee I'm drinking.
1775 coffee. It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay.
Starbucks is a faggot.
So buy some. Google it.
1775 coffee. Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee.
This is their last chance.
Dipshit, you hear? I'm here to assist you.
What would you like to talk about next?
I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer
choices.
It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and
accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
Bye.
Thank you.
Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
When you guys try to destroy the world, it's an error in judgment.
But, when it's one of us, lock them up and go ahead, King.
Where's the evidence?
This is your chance.
I always tell people you're supposed to be to resist.
This is the moment.
Everybody is awful these days.
Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
Nobody's civil anymore!
I see so much pure evil.
The devil must be real and God must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year?
Us or you? Who made more money this year?
Us or you? Who had more attention this year?
Whose opinion was more respected?
Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?
Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
You have to love the war!
Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
I would have this girl.
My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your I guess what's the absolute opposite of dream?
What's your nightmare life?
What is the worst life you could live?
I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which should be bestowed upon a man.
The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
So what would your nightmare life be?
And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
You've barely gone anywhere.
It's right behind you.
The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life
is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time
you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation
and damnation, and something must be done.
Legends have always been forged in fire.
Every single man you can name from history was born from pain.
Born from fire.
Born from doing the things other men can't do.
For you to be competent you have to have lived through some things.
To be good at being a man you have to have had a hard life.
If you look at any superhero his life was hard.
This is the reality of it.
To be a hero, you have to suffer.
The flavor of life is pain.
You try to change the flavor.
All the bad things have to happen.
There's no way to get there without the bad things.
It's only pain that can teach a man.
That is why I suffered.
That's why I got in the ring.
That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain.
The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do.
Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you.
There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain.
The best men are familiar with pain.
That's what makes you a man.
Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up.
That is the exact point.
Pain is the elixir of success.
You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.
The pain is required.
And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.
Every single hero in every single movie goes through Adversity.
There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.
No. To be a hero, you have to suffer.
If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
There is no hero's journey without suffering.
That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical
concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.
They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.
Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people.
Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
And now Trump's set the bar.
I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
Damn you! The Tales of Wudan Original stories written by Andrew Tate to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po. Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudan.
At 3 a.m., when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
Why are you crying?
I asked. He didn't reply.
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
Such is the way of Wudang.
AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.
That is a fact. Don't worry.
Just go to school and work hard in school.
Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.
Don't worry. Just get a university debt.
Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage.
Pay your mortgage. Pay office to the most.
Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not want a holiday.
Don't worry. Take your injections. Take nine or you lose your job.
You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything.
Don't talk a lie. Happy lives.
You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're going to have no freedom, you're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
Wear the mask or get shot on the spot.
It's coming for everybody.
And the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying
about how you feel.
Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible,
but I'm going to do it.
And you have to get it done.
On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee,
We should probably mention it.
So Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm going to put you on the spot.
You think yourself as a professional.
Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.
Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Listen, toots.
The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.
The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following and the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s, yeah?
Yeah. Betty was a nigger.
Okay, listen... 1775 coffee.
It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay.
So buy some something a faggot.
That was that was accurate 1940s.
Come on.
Nice.
You did give me a time period.
I have a theory on life.
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru.
But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench?
There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years.
What about a peasant? A serf?
A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic.
Is that you? Probably.
So you would have been. A little peasant.
A little nerd. Dying of the Black Death.
A flea! Ah!
Bro. Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears.
Just getting stabbed to death.
Whether you win or lose.
Whether you survive or not.
Being a man has always sucked.
And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
And you're crying about it.
Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
Haven't gotta charge at the muskets.
Haven't gotta load the cannons.
Haven't gotta freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No. You have to go to the gym.
And you're struggling with motivation.
Because you're a fuck-up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies!
Let's take the war in Ukraine.
Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
Imagine the meltdown!
What happens to men? Nobody cares.
Nobody cares. You're a dude.
Who cares? Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
Waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym. What the fuck?
Make some money.
Oh, I don't know that shit.
Pee pee. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
Because I know.
I just don't care.
The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.
That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you.
Not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female.
Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
Nobody cares about men when we die.
Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.
And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum
well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me
being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
You're a slave and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
Hi guys, Tristan Tinker here.
Never lost a game?
Of chess?
I've lost a lot of games of chess.
Too slow.
Andrew?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this.
I'm going to have to do it again.
Andrew?
Andrew? Too slow!
I got you. Is that funny?
You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
You're not YouTubing a lung test.
Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
It's just giving. How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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It's blind. You know how.
Peace.
Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.
It's a new dawn.
It's a new day.
It's a new life for me.
I'm feeling good Fish in the sea
You know how I feel Forever run free
You know how I feel Love's so warm, the drink in our beer
We're young and we're ready It's a new life for me
And I'm feeling good I'm feeling good
We're young and we're ready It's a new life for me
And I'm feeling good It's a new life for me
It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good
And I'm feeling good And I'm feeling good
And I'm feeling good And I'm feeling good
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What kind of set up bullshit is this?
Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for people to fuck it up.
You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow
Peace out.
I'm not that old. I'm not that slow.
Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
Yes!
Ha!
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The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me up, because I know I've been in a bad mood.
I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars.
My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel?
I'm in for the eat.
Old Alex.
I moved all the cars, then God said, shall I get in my seat?
I said, get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
He said, it's literally not repairable.
It's not repairable. So that means you're going to have to replace the Did you just lose with me again?
Look at the dance.
I've never lost again.
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Each masterpiece is created one step at a time.
One victory at a time.
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85 million jobs, all of them replaced.
And not by 2050, 2040, or even 2030.
By 2025, AI automation will replace them all.
AI is taking over, and it's doing it fast.
The careers you once dreamed of, most will cease to exist.
The entire financial market, one big entity, based on and fully run by artificial intelligence.
Inevitably, chaos will arise from this.
But in the real world, we don't fear chaos.
We thrive in it. We see endless opportunities.
Welcome to the AI automation campaign.
We spent the last year fine-tuning this newest wealth creation.
AI is about to revolutionize how we live, and most importantly, how we earn.
Got a Shopify store?
AI will work 24-7 as your customer support, even while you sleep.
Struggling with outreach?
Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on Autopilot.
With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
We'll teach you how to build and then sell these systems to others, but also how to implement them yourself, saving you both time and money.
No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
Chaos is coming, but chaos means opportunity.
Do not miss this chance.
Embrace the future.
Hold on.
You're not alone.
Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
Correct! Correct!
Okay, no fat in this conversation.
Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically brief.
I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.
The Matrix is the only way to be free.
you You've always got my back.
I've always got back here.
I'll go and clear your way, alright?
Too strong!
Too hard to kill!
You're not going anywhere!
Thank you for watching.
Captain Fun, what's your idea?
Well, Captain Fun, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out.
No. Well, I'm just saying right now, we can milk with the taste.
Right this second. For each.
For each. Let's do it.
I mean. I'm gonna document your final words.
all right I'm gonna document final words because we need video evidence
He's a loser. I have you on camera admitting that you're a loser. I quit. You quit? I quit.
All day. Never lost.
You're free! Never lost!
Ever! Every life!
I've never lost! It's kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready!
I'm ready! Watch the full episode now.
Exclusively on Rumble. Hi guys, Tristan Tank here. Never lost a game?
Chess? I've lost a lot of games of chess.
Too slow. Andrew? Too slow!
Hello!
Oh!
Ha ha ha.
I got you. Is that funny?
You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
You're not YouTubing a lung test.
Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
Just kidding. How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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You know how I feel Sun in the sky
You know how I feel Breeze drifting on by
You know how I feel It's a new dawn
It's a new day It's a new life for me.
And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea
You know how I feel River runs free
You know how I feel I still wanna drink
You know how I feel It's a new day
It's a new life I'm feeling good
River runs free You know how I feel
It's a new day It's a new life
I'm feeling good I'm feeling good
And I'm feeling good I'm feeling good
I'm feeling good I'm feeling good
I'm feeling good Thanks for watching!
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What kind of set up bullshit is this?
Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
Welcome to my life. I've said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
You're watching and you know it's a matter of time Reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow.
I'm not that old. I'm not that slow.
Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
Watch the full episode now Exclusively on Rumble. Because obviously I moved all the cars.
My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
I hope you guys aren't lying to me, just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel? I feel pretty.
I moved all the cars.
Then God said, shall I get him?
I said, get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
And he said, it's literally not repairable.
It's not repairable?
Not repairable. So that means you're going to have to repair.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Dude, you're just losing me again.
Look at the dumpster.
I've never lost a game. Look at the dumpster.
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This work is based on a true story.
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The following is a work of fiction.
Your life is a canvas.
Every triumph adds a stroke to your unique masterpiece.
Great painters and heroes alike look back and marvel at every stroke that forged their legacy.
In the real world, we celebrate those moments of glory.
Introducing Hero's Journey, our newest feature.
Heroes Journey is your personal gallery of victories, a dashboard showcasing your biggest breakthroughs and triumphs.
Not only do we give you an overview of your path to success, we allow you to see the victories of fellow heroes and draw inspiration from their journeys.
While your triumphs guide you, the achievements of others light your way.
Join the real world and start painting your legacy today.
85 million jobs, all of them replaced.
And not by 2050, 2040, or even 2030.
By 2025, AI automation will replace them all.
AI is taking over, and it's doing it fast.
The careers you once dreamed of, most will cease to exist.
The entire financial market, one big entity, based on and fully run by artificial intelligence.
Inevitably, chaos will arise from this.
But in the real world, we don't fear chaos.
We thrive in it. We see endless opportunities.
Welcome to the AI automation canvas.
We spent the last year fine-tuning this newest wealth creation.
AI is about to revolutionize how we live, and most importantly, how we earn.
Got a Shopify store?
AI will work 24-7 as your customer support, even while you sleep.
Struggling with outreach? Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on automatic.
With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
We'll teach you how to build and then sell these systems to others, but also how to implement them yourself, saving you both time and money.
No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
Chaos is coming, but chaos means opportunity.
Do not miss this chance.
embrace the future.
The future is now.
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unique artifacts And the most unique artifacts
The Seaotlickyab is a place where you can find the most unique artifacts
Correct! Correct!
Okay, no fat in this conversation.
Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than...
That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix, you can be a geographic degree.
I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.
The End Thanks for watching!
You're going to steal my back.
I'm going to steal your back, right?
Too strong Come on, kill it!
I'm coming for you!
so so
Oh god.
Captain Fun, what's your idea?
Captain Phong, I'm saying Andrew doesn't want to go out.
I'm just saying right now, we can look at the cases.
Right this second. I'm gonna document your final words.
Alright, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence.
He's a loser.
I can't be on camera admitting that you're a loser.
You quit.
Oh dang.
Never lost.
Ever! Every life!
I've never lost! What the fuck is wrong?
Bro! Bro!
It's kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready!
I'm ready! Watch the full episode now.
Exclusively on Rumble. Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
I did. People don't know what happened.
It was off camera, Andrew. Do you feel like explaining?
Marcel, do it again.
It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
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This is why I love playing games.
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
No Lady, there's a big bubble!
AHHHHHH!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
Get off!
this is what I call a fucking in-flight meal.
It's not much, but it's good.
It's a really darn good meal.
You can't have it at all.
You can't have it at all.
It's a really darn good meal.
It's a really darn good meal.
If you're going to have it, you've got to make it.
It's a really darn good meal.
1775 coffee. It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay.
Starbucks is such a faggot.
So buy some. Google it.
1775 coffee. Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee.
This is their last chance.
Dipshit, you hear? I'm here to assist you.
What would you like to talk about next?
I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
When you guys try to destroy the world, it's an error in judgment.
But when it's one of us, lock them up and go, Hickey.
Where's the evidence?
It's your chance.
I always tell people you're supposed to resist.
Everybody is awful these days.
Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
Nobody's civil anymore.
I see so much pure evil.
The devil must be real. God must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
Who made more money this year, us or you?
Who had more attention this year?
Whose opinion was more respected?
Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?
Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
You have to love the war!
Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
I would have this girl.
My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your...
I guess what's the absolute opposite of the dream?
What's your nightmare life?
What is the worst life you could live?
I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
So what would your nightmare life be?
And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
You've barely gone anywhere.
It's right behind you.
The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life
is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention
and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation
and damnation, and something must be done.
Legends have always been forged in fire.
Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.
For you to be competent, you have to have lived through some things.
To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.
If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.
This is the reality of it.
To be a hero, you have to suffer.
The flavor of life is pain.
You try to change the flavor.
All the bad things have to happen.
There's no way to get there without the bad things.
It's only pain that can teach a man.
That is why I suffered.
That's why I got in the ring.
That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain.
The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do.
Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you.
There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain.
The best men are familiar with pain.
That's what makes you a man.
Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up.
That is the exact point.
Pain is the elixir of success.
You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.
The pain is required.
And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.
Every single hero in every single movie goes through adversity.
There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.
No. To be a hero, you have to suffer.
If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
There is no hero's journey without suffering.
That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients as needed for the chemical concoction
that is Going to turn me into a superhero
They canceled in the delete him from everything They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.
Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people.
Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
And now Trump set the bar.
I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest
The tales of Wudan Original stories written by Andrew Tate to pass on the
lessons bestowed upon him by his father Master Po
you you
Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudan.
At three a.m.
when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
Why are you crying?
I asked. He didn't reply.
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
Such is the way of Wudang.
The world is a mess.
The average person sitting here going, my life's gonna be fine.
You are in for a very, very rude awakening.
AI is gonna make the average person absolutely obsolete.
That is a fact.
Don't worry. Just go to school and work hard in school.
Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.
Don't worry. Just get a university debt.
Don't worry. Just get a career.
Then get a mortgage. Pay your mortgage. Pay off your student loans.
Don't worry. When you're 68, you might be able to go on holiday.
Don't worry. Think of your objections. Take 9 or you lose your job.
Then you lose your house. Lose your family. Lose everything.
Don't talk out loud.
Happy lives. You'll have a good life.
No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want.
You're going to have no freedom. You're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
Wear the mask or get shot on the spot.
It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
Instead, On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
So Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm going to put you on the spot.
You think yourself as a professional.
Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.
Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Listen, toots.
Thank you.
The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.
The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.
And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s, yeah?
Yeah. Betty was a nigger.
Okay, listen. 1775 coffee.
It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay.
So buy some and something a fatty.
That was accurate 1940s.
Come on.
Nice.
You did give me a time period.
I'll see you later, let's go.
See you later, let's go.
See you later, let's go.
I have a theory on life.
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
Thank you for watching.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru.
But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench?
There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years.
What about a peasant? A serf?
A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic.
Is that you? Probably.
So you would have been. A little peasant.
A little nerd. Dying of the Black Death.
A flea! Ah!
Bruh. Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death.
Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not.
Being a man has always sucked.
And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
And you're crying about it.
Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
Haven't got to charge at the muskets.
Haven't got to load the cannons.
Haven't got to freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No. You have to go to the gym.
And you're struggling with motivation.
Because you're a fuck-up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies.
Let's take the war in Ukraine.
Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
Imagine the meltdown!
What happens to men? Nobody cares.
Nobody cares. You're a dude.
Who cares? Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
Waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym. Make some money.
Oh, I don't know that shit.
Pee pee. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
Because I know.
I just don't care.
The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.
That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men, because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men, because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female.
Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
Nobody cares about men when we die.
Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.
And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum
well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me
being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
, I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
you Live from London, this is BBC News.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello and welcome to BBC News.
This is my colleague Hugh Edwards. I'll do a brief introduction on both of us, if you don't mind.
Sure.
This is my colleague Hugh Edwards.
Hugh Edwards violated international child pornography laws while still being an employee of the BBC.
He read many famous news stories uncovering the human trafficking case of Andrew and Tristan, of which there is
no evidence, and slandered them and said they were a danger to young men.
At the time he was exposed for texting naked pictures of his balls and ass to someone who's under 17,
which is immediately a crime, immediately, because it is the distribution of pornography to people under the consenting
age to consume pornography.
That was a crime, so we knew he was a criminal from day one.
The BBC did not fire my colleague Hugh, did they?
No, they didn't fire me. Also, I get to retire, by the way, on my full pension of £300,000 a year.
That's awesome, because when they didn't fire you and you were placed under investigation, they paid you your full salary.
And upwards of £200,000, the British taxpayer paid you to stay on the BBC's payroll, even though you weren't giving the people the news.
And while that was happening, it was found out from your phone device that you had been buying and selling...
Pornographic content of young boys aged 7 to 9.
Category A images of children.
Now, category A, if you aren't a pedophile like child molester like Hugh and myself, I'd say look up what category A images of child molestation are.
They are the worst you can possibly get.
Acts of penetration. So pedophiles were abusing young boys, seven years old, nine years old, and accepting money from you so you could watch this content.
Children were harmed, children will be emotionally scarred forever, and now you get to retire from the BBC on your full pension.
Isn't that nice, Hugh? Yeah, it is.
It's pretty good. I mean, yeah, it's pretty good.
It's a good life working for the BBC. See, I don't work for the BBC. My name is Philip Schofield.
I work for ITV, which is actually England's second biggest, second biggest television channel.
I, of course, have covered the story on how Andrew and Jake are human traffickers.
All the while, I had secretly been meeting a 15-year-old boy for sex behind my wife and daughter's back.
I lied to my co-host, Holly Willoughby.
I lied to all the people at ITV. And when I was outed for having a sexual relationship for a 15-year-old boy because he was now 17, what I did as a smokescreen.
You'll like this, Hugh. This is beautiful.
I came out as gay.
That's super smart.
Super smart. Because they left me alone when I came out as gay.
Nice. They left me alone when I came out as gay.
And now, I left my wife.
I left my child. I've been fired from ITV. Actually, no.
I think that I stepped down.
They didn't fire me. I actually quit ITV because I was getting heckled too much.
And when I was getting heckled and I stepped down from ITV, I continued to have this sexual relationship with this boy who's now 18, 19.
But don't worry, everybody.
Although I'm having sex with this young boy, it's at above the age of consent when I was caught with him drinking pints in a pub and giving alcohol to a minor is illegal, by the way.
I definitely wasn't sleeping with him then and the police believed me and people seemed to believe that I didn't have sex with this 15 year old and I have not actually faced any criminal charges yet.
That's super convenient.
I just love working for British broadcast television.
It is the single greatest job in the world when you're a child molesting pedophile like me and my colleague Hugh.
Well I mean obviously you haven't faced any charges yet but let me tell you something that'll make you feel a lot better just in case you're worried about anything in the future.
Oh, because you did get charged!
Oh, I'm convicted! They found your point!
You pled guilty!
I'm a convicted pedo! Okay, so you're a convicted pedo, so can I be expecting to see you in jail anytime soon?
Perhaps I could come visit! No, no, no, of course not, because I work for the British Broadcasting Corporation, which of course is part of the Matrix, and it's the propaganda arm of the...
Oh, so you don't get to go to jail ever, not for a single day, even though you pled guilty to buying images of seven and nine-year-old boys being anally raped, and that's perfectly fine, and you won't go to jail.
So I'm not scared. I shouldn't be scared of criminal charges.
Oh no, you don't have to be scared of criminals at all.
Oh, because if I plead guilty and I say it's bad for my mental health, I'll never see the inside of a jail cell.
Obviously, if you're in English in England and you scream at a police dog or wave a union flag, you know, during a protest, you do what, 20 months, 24 months?
Oh no, if you scream at the police because little girls got murdered and you're upset about it, then you definitely have to go to jail.
But if you actually molest kids, buy pictures of them being raped, Yeah, then you don't have to go to jail at all.
Of course, why would you? What a relief!
Because, you know, I did have sex with that 15-year-old boy, clearly, and everybody knows it, including my own family.
Everybody knows it. Even better.
Okay, even better! This gets better?
When you work for the mainstream media and you do these heinous acts, they don't print about it very much.
They just tell about it for a day.
They tell the bare minimum so that nobody can catch them out on their absolute hypocrisy.
And then they just memory hole the story and bury it.
In fact, they start to give softball stories and talk about how it's important that your mental health be respected and nobody talks about it anymore.
Wait a minute! So they bury the whole story for you.
So what you're saying is, two of England's most famous newsreaders and television presenters, you and I, Hugh Edwards and Philip Schofield, we should be all over the news because all of this pedophiling we were doing was after the Tate brothers got arrested and the Tate brothers are on TV every single day and the Tate brothers are called human traffickers every single day.
But you and I aren't on the news at all for actually pedophilings.
That's right. So for three years, we called the Tate brothers, human traffickers, every single day based on an accusation of no conviction.
And although we're both convicted and admitted, we're going to get one day's coverage before its memory hold.
And they're going to say, oh, because of his mental health, we should all forgive him.
And they're going to softball the story and try to make everybody forget.
And the best thing about it is the taxpayer paid all my wages.
They're going to pay for my retirement.
They paid for all of this. They paid for everything.
They paid money to pedophiles directly via me because the taxpayer paid their license fee, which went into my bank, which I used to pay a pedophile to fuck a kid.
And nobody's going to go to jail.
Nobody's going to pay any kind of punishment.
The BBC's going to stop talking about it.
Everybody's going to forget. And we get quiet retirements.
You know, this sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
I'm liking this.
As a pedophile and a child molester, I think this is great news.
Doesn't get better than this, old friend. Doesn't get better than this.
We're living life large.
And you know the best thing about it?
Tell me. I have been programmed by the BBC always to tell the truth.
You should know that I am programmed by the BBC to tell the truth.
The family wanted to release him from his toxic relationship with Hugh Edwards.
I knew what his modus operandi was, but I didn't know it was that bad.
I always tell the truth, and because I always tell the truth, I thought what I'd do is I'd sit here, and before I retire quietly, and it all gets memory-holed and everyone forgets about the fact that I'm a pedo, we'll just read out some news stories.
Let's do, for old time's sake, one final news reading.
One for the road, Hugh. One for the road, because you know, at the BBC, we never lie.
We are not propaganda. We are not sponsored by the Matrix.
We are not the propaganda arm of the British government which is trying to convince you all to do stupid things like get vaccines you don't need or go to war in Ukraine.
We're not trying to convince you to do any of that kind of stupidness.
No! We're here and we're impartial and we're going to tell the truth.
So I feel like one for the road.
Let me read out some very important truthful news.
I'm looking forward to this. I'm going to have a nice pension.
I'm going to spend it on pictures of kids getting fucked.
No doubt. But I might miss reading the news, so I may as well do it while I can.
Here we go. I'm ready for the stories.
Here we are.
Oh, this is going to be great. I'll let you read this one, old Phil.
You can see it? Not at all.
Something's wrong with my eyes. I can't seem to see.
It's nothing to do with the fact that I'm actually interested in a mask and I actually can't see anything besides barely my own skin.
Well, I'm actually Hugh Edwards, so watch this.
Okay, go on, Hugh. A retired naval chief has criticized using gender-neutral terms for ships as political correctness gone mad.
It comes after the Scottish Maritime Museum stopped calling ships and boats she when the word on information signs was scratched out by vandals.
Ah, so vandals came along and scratched out the word she next to the boats, even though boats have been historically called she forever, so that the British government has decided we should call all boats gender-neutral names because, of course, you can't assume a boat's gender.
Okay, so I, look, I mean, let's be fair.
Fair coverage. I'm Philip Schofield.
So you're saying that first Lord of the Admiralty, Horatio Nelson, who's arguably the greatest hero that's ever existed in British history, yes?
Correct? Correct. He won the most famous battle in all, I think, of British history and probably the most crucial, the most important against the French and the Spanish fleets at the Battle of Trafalgar, correct?
Correct. He had a ship called the HMS Victory, correct?
Correct. The HMS Victory, even though it's an old wooden ship that is outdated and hasn't been used since the 1820s, still to this day is the flagship of the British Navy, correct?
Correct. And Horatio Nelson, referred to the ship as a she.
Correct. So Horatio Nelson, our greatest ever hero, is a bigot and a Nazi.
Well, yeah, he is.
He's a bigot and a Nazi, and I bet he wasn't even a pedophile.
I mean... Well, who is this terrible guy?
Not a pedophile? Unbelievable.
Unbelievable. We should erase all history.
Thank God that those vandals came and destroyed those signs and that the government caved to pressure super easily because, you know, the government's very good at actually not caving to pressure.
Well, it's really interesting because...
It doesn't stop the boats. It doesn't lock us up for being pedophiles.
There's pressure behind that. But I need the government to stand strong once again and do whatever the vandals say because Horatio Nelson was clearly an evil man.
Well, it's really interesting. When three little girls get stabbed to death in Southport, if you go out and protest about it and tell the police that they should care about this, then you go to jail.
However, if you go and vandalize old signs with the names of ships, which are extremely historically significant to the British Empire, Of course you don't go to jail.
Nobody mentions it. In fact, not only did you not go to jail, we changed what we call the ships instead of jailing you because we filled all the jails with all the people who made Facebook posts which were against the government and we also needed to make more room in the jails so we released all the rapists and murderers.
Why don't we name ships, hear me out, after sexy kids?
Nice. Nice.
Nice. I feel like that could be the way forward.
We'd be happy. The BBC would be happy.
ITV would be happy. The British public would be mad, but who cares what the British public think?
And I could help with the maintenance costs, because if they're named after sexy kids, I'll be investing.
You'll be buying images of those ships.
That's right. There we go. Straight from the Maritime Museum.
Correct. With British taxpayer money.
Let's go on to some more completely truthful news from the BBC. I love truthful news.
NHS tells staff to ask men if they're pregnant before x-rays as part of an inclusivity drive.
Let me get my, sorry, newscaster voiced on.
Radiographers at several NHS hospitals have been instructed to ask men aged 12 to 55 if they are pregnant before performing an x-ray.
Now, of course, there's a good reason for this, because we just discussed how you shouldn't assume the gender of anything or anyone.
Exactly. So how do you know these dudes aren't pregnant?
I mean, I came out as gay when I was caught being a pedophile, so I, as a member of the LGBTQ community, you're not officially a member of the LGBTQ community, because you're supposed to have, like, a wife and a family.
You're just a gay pedo on the side.
Ah, but I'm keeping that card, because if I come out as gay later, it'll deflect them from attacking me.
From whatever else other charges they get you.
That's right. You can't attack me with things because I'm a faggot.
But you seem pretty bulletproof, Hugh.
I don't know if you need any more protection besides working for the BBC. Oh, mate, wait till I spend my pension.
Because you got away with paying to see men rape children.
So, yeah, I think they should ask men if they're pregnant or not, because how can you assume one's gender?
You have pregnant men, you have women with penises.
This is 2024. And we're not Nazis like Horatio Nelson or the Tate Brothers.
Well, exactly. And as I said and showed in my video earlier, I've been programmed by the BBC to always tell the truth.
Always tell the truth. Transgender woman breastfeeds baby in first recorded case, study says.
A transgender woman has been able to breastfeed a baby in the first recorded case of its kind, researchers say.
The 30-year-old wanted to breastfeed after her pregnant partner said she did not want to herself, according to the Transgender Health Journal.
You know, I think that's wonderful, Hugh.
I think that's absolutely wonderful.
I think, I mean, you are, you would have some people out there, believe it or not, believe it or not, and this may shock you, who would say, I don't care if I had a female wife.
If she had to take all sorts of poisonous hormonal chemicals to make her exude breast milk, I wouldn't want my child drinking it.
And then they go a step further.
They'd say I wouldn't, they'd say that Biological men pumping themselves full of hormones and drugs to exude something that resembles breast milk from their nipples can't be safe for babies to drink because those people are, like Horatio Nelson, Nazis.
I think it's fantastic.
I'm so happy that transgender women are finally getting the...
...
That transgender women are finally getting the recognition they deserve
from all the haters out there who say they're not real women.
Well, look, there's now a baby sucking on their nipples, because men can't just do that, you know?
Men can't just have weird fetishes and get babies to suck on their nipples.
So they must be women verified by the babies, and we all trust babies, and we all trust kids, unless they say I sexually molested them.
I'm actually very glad we've read out this newscast because it's given me a lot of ideas for my retirement.
I'll be honest with you, Tristan. I was thinking I'd already seen it all and I was a bit bored.
I'd seen little boys be anally penetrated and I'd paid for it and I'd seen the photos and I'd sent pictures of my ass to kids and I thought...
I'm kind of bored. And your balls.
I've seen them. And my balls.
And I was kind of bored. But now, I'm really interested in seeing a picture of a pregnant man getting anally raped.
And I'm very interested in seeing an LGBTQ transsexual breastfeeding a baby.
I'm sure I can pay for these images with the BBC pension that I've been afforded from the taxpayer.
The best thing is, dude milk fetish probably won't even be illegal.
You're probably allowed to be posted on fucking Facebook one of these days.
Oh, well that's good because if you post on Facebook, you're upset with the government.
You go straight to jail.
Someone in the chat Has told me that you referred to me as Tristan, Hugh.
Who's Tristan? Oh, he's one of those terrible Tate brothers who's definitely a human trafficker, even though he's only been accused and not convicted by one of the most corrupt legal systems in Europe.
It's Philip to you.
Sorry, Philip. Philip. Or Mr.
Schofield. Inclusion guide for LGBTQ plus people in care homes.
New guidance has been written for care homes to support inclusive care practices for older LGBTQ people.
Because people who are in care homes and on the verge of death super give a fuck about your pronouns and getting ass fucked.
That generation probably care the least.
And they're literally- Hey, Hugh, Hugh, take a look in the mirror.
You're one of those generation, and who likes getting ass fucked more than you?
That's true. Exactly.
I'm no spring chicken myself.
So finally, when I go to the care home, they're going to respect my pronouns.
You know what? This is really important because we can't afford winter fuel allowance for the old people in the UK anymore.
We can't afford for the care homes to even be run properly and people to have safe passage to the next life.
Beautiful. But now we're spending money lecturing old people before they die about faggots.
This is the most important thing we can possibly do.
You're going to be dead soon.
You have no time to waste.
Every second of life is precious.
Sit down. We're going to talk about bum sex.
These are my pronouns.
I'm sure the people in the care homes super duper give a shit.
Can't wait to go to a care home.
I was worried about it.
But now, this is what I mean.
This is the best broadcast ever. I've got more picture ideas.
Plus, I'm excited to go to a care home and retire.
This is going to be great. I like them younger than the dudes who hang out in care homes.
So, I don't know if I'll have such a good time.
But I will have a phone and they won't be able to discriminate against my sexuality.
So when my grandson comes to visit me, they better not...
They better knock before they open the door.
You know what I mean? Philip, we've had a lot of positive stories so far.
Everything we've read out so far has been very positive, but unfortunately I have a very negative story, one that's actually very upsetting.
A negative story? A negative story, because we had the positive story that we're wasting all people's lives lecturing them about LGBTQ before they're about to die.
We had the positive story that we're letting babies suck on dude milk that's made of chemicals from random people.
And we had all these positive stories about...
X-raying men and pretending they're pregnant and giving me all the ideas to buy photos, but this is a very negative story.
This is disgusting. A negative story?
It is a negative story because this person is, unlike everyone else we've discussed so far, is not a good person.
Pensioner who joined riots and told cops, you're not English anymore, has been jailed.
That person deserves jail.
They are disgusting.
Disgusting! How many months did he get?
Ooh, let's find out.
He went to jail because he told cops they're not English anymore after they were trying to quell riots because little girls got stabbed.
In England. Yep, and he's an old man.
He's a pensioner, so he's running out of time, but they still banged him up for two years for telling cops the truth.
I'm glad I don't have to go to jail even though I was buying pictures of kids' gifts.
Fuck. He should've just watched kids getting fucked.
I mean, why go to a riot when you can indulge in some nice gay child porn in your house at the taxpayers' expense, Hugh?
He must be mad!
Well, Philip, I don't know why he was protesting little girls getting stabbed to death when he should instead, just like you quite pertinently pointed out, he should be buying pictures of them getting raped, and then he wouldn't go to jail at all.
What a crazy, silly old man.
What a crazy, silly old man.
But he doesn't work. Do you think that you not going to jail has anything to do with you working for the BBC? Because, I mean, maybe this guy doesn't work for the BBC. Maybe he doesn't have the legacy media protection shield that you and I have.
No, that would be a crazy conspiracy theory that just because I work for the BBC, I can watch little kids get raped.
But if you complain about little kids getting murdered to the police, you go straight to jail.
That's a conspiracy theory. That doesn't make any sense at all.
You sound like the Andrew Tate.
Oh, that crazy conspiracy theorist is definitely a human trafficker.
We should talk about that all the time, even though he's not convicted of anything.
He's a danger to young men everywhere.
Of course. Unlike you and me.
Of course. And the Romanian judicial system is totally not corrupt and totally believable.
Totally believable. Totally believable.
Women held... Oh, sorry.
Woman held over social media posts after the Southport killings.
A woman has been arrested on suspicion of stirring up racial hatred on social media.
Oh, my God. By God. In the wake of the Southport knife attack...
A 35 year old woman from Chester was bailed earlier over a post which was
published online containing inaccurate information about the identity of a suspect accused of the
killings of the young girls. She is now currently being questioned in police custody.
Thank God they've got her off the street because the fewer women there are on the street,
the more men there are on the street.
Do you see where I'm going with this? Nice.
Tell me more. So if we took all the women off the street for being concerned about their children, there'd only be men.
Nice! And even when young men wanted to have sex with somebody, I'd have much more of a chance of being in there.
Nice! Great idea!
Wonderful! That's a great idea!
We'd get all the women off of the street because they're complaining about little girls being killed, and bring us more dudes!
Sorry. It was a, uh, broadcast malfunction.
I got excited when we were talking about all these fucking dudes, Phil.
Yeah, no, I still, I mean, who cares?
Why is everyone who works for the BBC a fucking raging pedo, do you think?
I don't know. Well, you tell me.
I'm ITV, which isn't quite the BBC, but it's basically almost the same thing.
Why is everyone who works for the MSM a raging pedophile?
You know, I think.
Do you remember the time when I applied to be part of ITV and they said, are you secretly a faggot?
Can you show us all your secret sexual crimes you commit against children so we can blackmail you because you're now in a position of authority and we're going to make you very famous and we can't have you saying anything against the Matrix?
Do you remember that? Well, that definitely didn't happen.
It definitely didn't happen. It's just a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence that everyone who applies to work for the BBC and ITV just so happens to be not just gay, but also a gay pedophile, child molester, or who is that colleague of yours who got arrested for raping 30 dogs to death?
Who is that colleague of yours, that absolute legend?
I'm glad he's not in jail.
Is he in jail? I hope not.
Oh, yeah, of course.
One of my friends, unfortunately, he didn't agree with me when I said that little boy's getting fucked in the ass is the best kind of thing to do.
He actually agreed with fucking animals.
He worked for the BBC, too.
Nice. He's been retired and full, so he ain't gonna go to jail and he'll get his full pension.
We had an argument around the coffee when we were sitting in the break room.
I was like, my friend, you need to try little boys getting fucked in the ass.
And he said, no, I'd rather have sex with dogs.
So it's kind of interesting that everybody at the BBC has their own fetish and their own decisions.
And I think we have to respect that.
He's in our WhatsApp group, actually.
He's in our WhatsApp group. I've definitely, definitely had correspondence with him.
Labor would help schools to train young male influencers who can counteract the negative impact of people like Andrew Tate, the shadow education secretary has said.
In an interview with The Guardian, Bridget Philipson said that in order to combat sexual harassment, Labor wanted schools to develop role models who could provide a powerful counterbalance to Tate and others like him.
Now, this is very important news, Phil, because people like Andrew Tate are convincing young boys to not get fucked in the ass.
Oh, see, because I feel like if I were to, for example, use my position and my fame and my power to groom a 15-year-old boy into having sex with me and give him alcohol in a pub in public and get caught so I have to betray my entire family and turn my back on my wife and my fellow presenter, if I was trying to...
Yeah, Andrew Tate is teaching young men to grow up strong and with honor and to not get fucked in the ass, which of course is counter to our initiative because we want them to get fucked in the ass.
Exactly. For our own personal reasons, and the BBC want them to get fucked in the ass for the reason of the government so that everybody's a faggot and nobody resists the constant enslavement which is encroaching on their everyday lives.
So we're trying to destroy masculinity every day, which is why we say Andrew Tate's the worst person in the world even though he's been convicted of nothing, and I've been convicted and I'm still hailed as a hero somehow for the mainstream media.
And that's why it's extremely important, Phil, if you want to fuck little kids in the ass, that we get rid of Andrew Tate from schools Urgently.
You'll always be my hero, Hugh.
Aw, thanks, Phil. One of the few men I look up to in this world.
Thanks, Phil. I appreciate it.
This is disgusting.
Being bullied, just act less gay, advised teachers.
Act less gay? Listen, if you're being bullied and you're acting as gay as you like, I will buy you pints and get you a job at ITV. Well, let me...
Not only can you get a job at ITV or BBC if you're a faggot.
Let me tell you something else. If you're a faggot, you'll probably end up getting money from me one day.
And everybody likes rich people.
You can buy your friends because I will pay you money to take things up your ass.
Especially if you're young. So don't worry about being bullied for being gay.
I actually say be more gay and send me a message with an invoice.
And don't... Give me your crypto address and your Revolut app.
And you'll be richer than ever before.
Yes. Yes. Some very interesting news here.
Migrants accused of live-streaming rape of girl won't be deported.
One sec, one sec. Sorry, sorry.
Rape of girl? Now, listen.
I mean... Rape of girl?
You can't rape girls.
We rape boys! Girls, we rape boys.
Now, however, I understand that as migrants you have different cultural standards as myself and my English friend Hugh here.
We like to rape little boys. That is very much what we are into.
As a migrant, I would urge you against rape of girls and point you in the correct direction, which is to rape boys.
So, I understand that you're from different countries.
Your cultures are slightly different.
Maybe you're not part of the LGBTQ plus community.
But if you want to be protected by the law, although that England's doing its best right now to protect you, if you want super immunity, stick to young boys.
Yeah, you shouldn't be raping girls.
You should be paying for little boys to get raped on camera and buying the photos with taxpayers' money.
That's what you should be doing.
Doing anything else is, of course, immoral.
Who'd rape a girl? Gay.
British girls have become the fattest in Europe.
Luckily, the little boys are still perfectly toned.
Perfectly, yeah. Don't worry about that.
My image is on my phone.
Class A, by the way.
Class A images of child pornography.
Class A images of child pornography, which includes penetration, those little boys were not fat.
They were perfectly toned, and I enjoyed jerking off to them and sending money to a pedophile via my HSBC account.
I didn't even try and hide it.
I just set him up as pedo one.
That's actually absolutely wonderful that you've done that, because obviously, banks, look, the institution of banking in England, we can all agree, is sacred, correct?
So you have to take people like Nigel Farage off of banks.
Tristan Tate and Andrew Tate not allow banks.
We debank you if you protest.
Don't protest. We're definitely going to lose your bank accounts.
However, if you need bank accounts to support the production of child pornography, which involves rape, I'm glad that institutions like HSBC, which would easily cancel someone like Tristan Tate, Are there for you, Hugh.
It's good that the great British institutions have the back of great British traditions, like raping kids and young boys as a member of the BBC, because you're not the first.
I mean, there was Jimmy Savile.
There was... Rolf Harris?
Rolf Harris? Yeah, there was a few.
There was a few. So...
It's important because the Tate brothers have lost all of their bank accounts for no reason at all.
And if you go and you protest because you love your country, you lose all your banks.
And Nigel Farage has lost all his banks.
But I still have my bank.
I set up the pedophile as pedo one inside of my contacts.
And I just transferred in money every time my penis got hard.
And I wanted to see little boys get penetrated.
And I'm very glad that the banking service has not debanked me and has allowed me to keep my accounts Which are funded by taxpayers so I can continue to pay pedophiles to anally rape boys.
To be honest, I'm not saying I covered my tracks, but let's see what my current boyfriend is saved in on my phone.
I have him as... Young man who is definitely over the age of 18.
And that was all the police needed to see to completely not investigate me for having sex with him when he was 15, allegedly.
Young man who is definitely over 18, and he's been saved as that since he was 15.
But that's all the evidence the police needed.
I mean, I received a message from a young man who's obviously over 18 years of age, so case closed.
And guys, when you're seeing these stories, please remember that I've been programmed by the BBC not to lie.
Remember, I have been programmed by the BBC to never lie to you.
I only tell the truth.
I don't lie. Here's more proof that I never lie.
You should know that I am programmed by the BBC to tell the truth.
Family wanted to release him from his toxic relationship with Hugh Edwards.
I knew what his modus operandi was, but I didn't know it was that bad.
So now that you know that I never lie, this next story is extremely important.
Extremely. Climate change!
Heat deaths could triple by 2050.
Heat-related deaths will triple over coming decades without government action on overheating in our homes, warn advisors on climate change.
So if you freeze the elderly to death, heat deaths will fall inevitably.
Is that their plan? Well, because you can't die of the heat in the summer if you've already died of the cold in the winter.
So I, as a big supporter of Keir Starmer, as you know, I've always been a big Labour Party man my entire life, think this is absolutely genius by the Prime Minister, because England obviously can't do much to reduce global CO2 emissions, and now our summers are blinding hot in the mid-twenties, Hugh! Mid-twenties!
The mid-twenties! There are no other countries on the planet that reach the mid-twenties without issues.
No, there aren't a bunch of countries in Europe where people are also old, like Romania, and people are also much poorer, that reach 40 degrees in the summer, don't have everybody dropping dead.
Those countries don't exist.
If it's 26.5 in England, and you take a stroll down to your local corner shop to buy yourself some good homegrown child pornography, you can collapse and you can die.
So if we freeze them to death in the winters...
You see where I'm going here? This is smart.
Smart. Super smart. Maybe the smartest thing the Labour government has ever done.
There can be no heat deaths, because the elderly are very susceptible, so we freeze them to death, so they're stone cold by summer.
Well, the crazy conspiracy theorists would say that...
People should be able to pay for air conditioning in a country as rich as England, but of course they can't because energy bills have gone up 5x because for some reason we're sponsoring a proxy war between Russia and the NATO states.
Also, crazy conspiracy theorists would say that because everyone's dropping dead from the bullshit vaccine that we've been propagating for the last three years and people are having random heart attacks, we're coming up with stupid bullshit reasons that people drop dead, like the fact it's 24 degrees outside.
You? You? I? Made my video for ITV where I pretended to take the vaccine and so did you.
So did I! And we're both perfectly fine.
That's right. We're both perfectly fine.
We both did the video that looks like we took the vaccine.
That's right. And we're both fine.
You're right. So if you took it for real because I was this close, then I imagine you should be fine too.
You're right. And the good thing is, vaccine deaths don't Vaccine deaths and COVID complications are killing the elderly and they're killing the people with heart problems.
However, if you're 15, you see where I'm going here?
Nice. If you're young and healthy and strong and 15, you see where I'm going here?
Nice. You'll be alive for a few more years, okay?
Nice. And when the vaccine catches up to you by the time you're 18 over the legal age of consent, and you're no good to any of us, you can no longer bear witness in a courtroom to sexual abuse that's been done to you by British television hosts.
Okay. Very good. So as long as the young boys stay alive, none of this really matters.
No, it's perfectly fine. And let's be honest.
I mean, I know plenty of old people who go to countries like Spain every single summer when they have a little bit of spare money.
And obviously there, it's definitely not over 23 degrees.
No, no, no, of course not.
Because they've been dropping dead of heat death.
Exactly. And of course, in Italy and Turkey and these other countries which have a larger and longer life expense in the UK, they're warmer.
Of course, people believe that because they're conspiracy theorists.
This has nothing to do with everyone dying from the vaccine or freezing to death in the winter.
This has everything to do with the fact that the sun has been shining sometimes in between the rain.
Yes. And that's why everybody's dying.
Absolutely. Bloody hell. On July 12th, it was 29 in England, Andrew.
29 degrees.
It rained the day before, the day after, all 364 other days of the year.
However, 29?
It must be the Ferraris.
Must be the cows farting.
Hugh Edwards has not returned his salary, BBC says.
A BBC Director General has said discussions are underway about the possibility of clawing
back £200,000 from disgraced news presenter Hugh Edwards but that he has not yet returned
the money.
Well, listen up you motherfucking niggers.
You ain't getting a fucking lick out of me.
I am. He already escaped jail.
I am. He's a Teflon Don.
I'm a P-I-M-P. Your charges can't stick and neither will your fucking summons for his money back.
Let me tell you something about my boy Hugh.
He keeps it fucking real.
He has sex with kids.
He binds child porn.
He watches men rape other young boys in the ass to ruin their life forever.
And when he gets in front of the judge, he says, mental health.
And he walks. And you think you're going to put him in front of a tribunal after $200,000?
Try, nigger. Tell me what he's going to say.
Mental health, motherfucker.
Try it, nigger. You ain't getting a fucking penny of my money.
That's for fucking porno pictures.
Of kids! I just said that to pedophiles via HSBC. You ain't getting a fucking lick out of me.
I'm a PIMP. You used to work for the BBC. Built different.
Fuck you. You won't get a crumb from me.
Fuck you. To the front of the streets of London.
Fuck you, niggers. That's my money.
That's my money. The taxpayer gave it to me.
You ain't getting a fucking lick.
If you got something to say, you know where I live.
Pussy. And if you don't, your son does.
Your son definitely knows where I live.
Got fucked in the ass!
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Literally, your mate, you. This is your mate and colleague.
A good friend of mine. This is my mate and colleague who I work with who also was paid...
At the BBC. Who was also paid by the taxpayer.
British croc expert jailed for sexual abuse of dogs.
A renowned... This British crocodile expert has been jailed for ten years and two months in Australia after admitting to sexually abusing dozens of dogs in a case which horrified the nation.
I told that stupid fucking nigger.
I said, don't go to Australia.
You won't go to jail in England.
We're protected here. We're not protected the same in Australia.
If he would have just fucked dogs here in England, he would have been fine!
Bestiality Boys Club.
Why did he go to Australia for?
He should've just stayed here and got a suspended sentence like me and then kept his money and told the BBC to fuck off and send it to Pedo.
That's what he should've done. That's what he should've done.
What a fucking dumbass. You think that these things are completely self-explanatory to people who work in British media.
You think that you'd know the ground rules by now, by the time Savile walked and got away with it.
But no. No.
Dogs? Australia? They love animals out there.
Crazy. Steve Irwin's their fucking hero.
Guys. I'm glad we replaced the hero that is- I'm glad we replaced that guy Steve Irwin with this BBC guy because, you know, the BBC obviously saw the death of Steve Irwin, who's renowned as a hero and a badass by most people in the world, well respected by the Tate Brothers, by the way, famous misogynists, and thought, well, now that that guy who clearly loves wildlife and conservation and loves his wife and is a great dad is gone, we need to replace him!
With a better wildlife host, let's find someone who loves animals so much that he sticks his fucking weenie in their little animal buttholes, fucks chicken up their little egg hatch, fucks dogs up the fucking...
Up the shitter.
Up the shitter. But I do have some bad news for you.
Bad news! It's been nothing but good news since I got arrested.
Although we've read out these extremely accurate stories, which of course are fantastic news and not propaganda bullshit at all, I'm starting to get worried that somehow there is a percentage of the population that don't believe us anymore And think that we only peddle misinformation and disinformation.
So what we have to do is say that they peddle misinformation, but I'm really worried how somebody with a thinking brain can see these stories, which are all completely accurate, truthful BBC stories, and think that we're just bullshit propaganda run by pedophiles.
How could you not believe the BBC when Hugh Edwards, most famous BBC presenter of all time, proceeded over the Queen's funeral no less, said live on the BBC, which you could trust because it's the BBC and he's a BBC News presenter, that the BBC programmed him not to tell lies, which you know is true because he said it on the BBC. It's a watertight case.
It's watertight. That's a watertight defense.
I told you that I don't lie on the BBC because the BBC won't let me, meaning I only tell the truth.
And the BBC doesn't lie because the BBC told Hugh Edwards to tell him that he doesn't lie because the BBC told him to.
And after all these fantastic stories coming out, the fact that some people don't believe us is very concerning.
You know, there's certain people in the world who seem to think that we're complete bullshit, run by pedos, and all we do is lie to try and benefit the Matrix, to try and convince more boys to get fucked in the ass so that nobody pays attention to them raping the economy and destroying people's futures.
In fact... I'm actually starting to get very worried that there's people out there who believe that it's the vaccine killing people, not the sun, and that little boys shouldn't get fucked in the ass, and that we should have a border, and little girls shouldn't get stabbed to death, and these terrible, horrible people are peddling misinformation and disinformation and saying that the BBC and our fantastic stories are not 100% accurate and 0% biased.
So how do we stop them, Hugh? How do we stop them?
Give me a solution. Well, I mean, obviously a lot of them need locking up.
I'm a strong proponent of if you break the law, you go to jail.
We are a law-abiding society.
This is Great Britain. And if you're going to do disgusting, heinous things like peddle misinformation or yell at a police dog because little girls got stabbed and you break the law, you should feel the full force of a judge and you should go to jail.
I believe in that, Phil.
I don't know about you, but I've always believed No, I certainly do, because we've all faced justice.
I mean, a six-month suspended sentence?
You have to think about the prospect of having to go without child porn for two years, or you might do three months of a six-month sentence.
That, Hugh, are you okay?
My friend, are you okay?
How are you coping? Two years without getting caught buying child porn.
Are you going to survive this?
How's your mental health? Well, I'm not going to see the inside of a jail cell at all, but of course my mental health is extremely damaged by this, which is why when, for three years, we were constantly calling the Tate Brothers human traffickers and trying to convince them to kill themselves by endless slander and attacking their family, even though they've never been convicted of any crimes, I made sure to...
Twist the knife as deeply as possible.
When the tables are turned and it's about me, my mental health is very greatly affected, Phil.
I'm actually very, very worried for my safety because I, of course, will continue to buy these pictures of little boys getting fucked in the ass.
And I'm just worried that they might find out and I might have to go to jail for less time than the Tate brothers went, even though they've not been convicted of anything.
You know, it's very, very, very hard out here, Hugh.
And I want to thank a colleague of yours, Lucy Edwards.
Lucy Edwards, what a wonderful woman.
Wow, she was great. Do you remember when she sat down with that racist, Nazi, homophobic, fascist Andrew Tate?
Oh, she taught him a lesson.
And the first question she asked after he was in jail for three months without charge and without any evidence was, are you a rapist?
I want to thank Lucy because Lucy Williams, that's it.
Lucy Williams saved my life.
She's a good friend of yours, Hugh. We all know.
You hang out. You socialize.
You drink champagne together. Many photos of you with Lucy Williams exist.
Please don't Google them at home, but they definitely are real.
Please do not Google Hugh Edwards Lucy Williams.
Please don't Google it. But when she interviewed me, I was in the midst.
I was going through hell, Hugh.
I was going through hell. Oh, no.
Obviously, so, I had left my wife and my family and completely abandoned them to be a rampant homosexual, and it had come out that I was having sex with a boy who was definitely over 18, even though he was 15 when I met him and I got caught drinking in the pub with him.
That all happened, but my mental health!
My mental health at the time, Hugh!
It was on the edge!
And the first thing Lucy Williams sat down, she didn't actually ask me if I'm a rapist.
She didn't ask me if I'm a pedophile.
No, not like that fascist, racist, uncharged, no evidence Andrew Tate.
She asked me... How are you feeling?
And that just, a wave of relief, washed over me.
I am super glad to know Lucy did her job fantastically and sat down with men who had not been charged with any crime at the time, who have never been convicted of anything, and tried to attack them and accuse them of heinous crimes.
But when she sat across from you, who has already admitted to doing bad things with little boys, she was very, very concerned for your mental health to give you a softball interview to try and bury the story as quickly as possible.
That is why we need the BBC. Because people like me, I simply wouldn't be around without the integrity and the fair reporting of the BBC. So thank you to all of you British people out there who I definitely want to continue paying your TV licenses.
I don't want to tell you that if you throw your TV away, watch Netflix instead, and don't have BBC iPlayer on any mobile device, you no longer need to pay a TV license.
I don't want to tell you that.
Because if everyone here heard that if you didn't have a television set in your house and you didn't have BBC iPlayer on your devices, you wouldn't have to pay the TV license and the BBC would go out of business so he couldn't buy child porn and they couldn't send me softball interviews after I molested a 15-year-old boy.
If everyone knew that, people might stop paying their TV licenses to you.
And your pension. We have your pension to think about.
We have my pension to think about.
And also, BBC, I just want to say that you have done a fantastic job all these years.
I've worked for you. I've done nothing but tell the truth.
All I do is tell the truth. And all the stories we've highlighted today are, of course, absolutely factual, not propaganda bullshit at all.
The only thing I will say, and...
To the BBC, now that I'm retired, is of course I want to continue to collect my pension, but the chance of you getting any of your fucking money back is zero, you pussy-ass niggers.
You ain't getting none of it.
I'm the biggest pedo on the motherfucking block, strapped up.
You nigger-ass bitches ain't getting a fucking penny from me, you faggot homos.
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