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Sept. 2, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Romania with Love | Tate Confidential Ep 254
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So, two shots.
One of me and Andrew running and jumping on.
Then you move out there and we'll shot us peeling off.
Yeah? Yep. First is you don't have a cigar.
No? No. I mean, back in the room.
First is going to be you two.
I think a run. Probably won't work going down.
But it's like a brisk pace coming down with the briefcase.
And then I'm not going to see the four-wheeler yet.
I'm just going to say, come towards me. Come towards me.
So you're going to like run towards me.
That'll be scene one. And then scene two, I'll see the four-wheeler.
Hop on. All right. Scene two, hop on.
Scene three, fill up. Isn't it cooler in one shot of us?
Almost like an action film.
You following us and I was running boom getting on it.
Oh yeah, it's much cooler. Let's do that.
Turn in the city, city. Turn in the city, city. Turn in the city and it makes me turn.
In the city, city, city. Turn in the city. Turn in the city and it makes me turn.
Turn in the city.
That's inside the city.
We'll put it in gear and start. You go first, yeah?
Got me smooth.
I'll give you a knob before we pull off.
Doesn't it make super fast?
Pretty slow and that's ok.
Ready?
Ok.
Make sure it's out of the way.
Go on.
Alright.
Three.
I'm going to go right down the middle.
3, 2, 1, go!
Woohoo!
So I was running from the guys.
Tristan got the daddy coin.
The women wanted the daddy coin so they were chasing us.
But I'm now going to break the fourth wall.
I'm Zack Morris. Time out!
Yeah, this is horrible. As we tried to run away, these whoopies kept crashing.
One girl crashed, broke her leg.
I gotta buy a new ATV. No big deal.
Ditch that bitch. Keep going.
Another girl crashes. Ah, my arm broke that bike.
Now all the instructors are saying we need an air ambulance.
Now it's a fucking mess.
I've broken the fourth wall. Everything's ruined.
I've heard the whole script's fucked because women can't fucking drive.
I told you. I fucking told you.
Girls can't drive. Women can't drive.
Girls can't drive. How are women allowed to drive?
Women can't even park cars, G. Women can't drive.
Everyone goes, it's only ATVs.
It's going to be fine. Look at the fucking mess.
Look at the chaos. They can't fucking drive.
So now me and Tristan are going to finish the film getting away from the whoopies by ourselves.
They were supposed to chase us to the bitter end, but they couldn't stay on the fucking bike!
The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
released on bail.
The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
released on bail. He was released on bail.
The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
released on bail.
The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
released on bail.
The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
released on bail.
The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
released on bail.
So, we were supposed to hijack the daddy coin, run away, the girls want to get on bikes, chase us, get up here
because they want the daddy coin.
And then once they get up here, see, we've set up a nice dinner for them in the mountains.
Ha ha ha, we win, look, we famous them all.
But of course, women can't drive, which we all knew, but they proved it.
You know, there was once a time it was controversial, I used to say women can't drive.
So now, the only way we can continue with our movie is for me to completely break the fourth wall and explain what's happening behind the scenes.
I'm Zack Morris, and that Kelly slut's getting dick.
Kelly was hot, but it turns out Jessie was the really whorey one, because when Saved by the Bell Ends, she did Showgirls and got her tits out.
Our young audience won't know what any of that means.
Jessie's a slut from Showgirls, but it's a good movie, you should watch it.
And then Kelly took anal from Zack Morris.
Can you change the subject? The point is this.
We had all this planned out.
And you know what? Perhaps maybe I let the Matrix get to me.
I said to Tristan maybe 15 times, but women can't drive ATVs.
And Tristan's like, yeah, they can't drive ATVs.
But everyone's like, no, it's okay.
And I was like, but Tristan, women can't drive ATVs.
And they're like, no, it's okay. And the girl's like, I've driven them before.
I can drive an ATV. And I'm like, but Tristan, women can't drive ATVs.
And everyone's saying, it's going to be fine.
It's going to be fine. I was like, maybe.
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe I'm crazy.
Maybe I'm one of those old men.
I'm becoming one of those old grandpas that thinks everything's weird.
I'm like, women can't drive, but everyone seems to think that women can drive, and the world's moved on.
Maybe I'm the problem. So I was like, okay.
Here's your ATVs. Here's your ATVs, girls.
Five minutes and two crashes and two ambulance calls later, I was proved completely fucking right!
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
Why is it controversial I said this shit?
Women can't fucking drive!
Now I had to sit up here and be Zach Morris and eat this food by myself.
We were supposed to be up here famoosing a bunch of bitches.
Took us two hours to get up here, we're all dirty.
The women would have never made it alive.
We spent two more hours getting back home.
And then we got famoosing the bitches in the hotel.
Much nicer without them. Much nicer without them.
Maybe this was the plan all along.
Hi baby parents. Welcome to our podcast.
It's not about us. It's called The Baby's Smokes.
I don't smoke. Where he smokes all the time and gives reviews on his favorite types of tobacco and cigarettes.
People are going to wonder why you look so clean and dapper and I look like a bomb.
That's the way it always is.
This is not abnormal.
This is the way it always is.
Bailey always looks like trash.
This is cigarette addiction.
Leads him down the wrong places.
He ends up sleeping on the streets. It's okay, Bailey.
I've got your back. And now your parents are out.
We're never going to use this. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
That's an axe kit.
That is an axe kit. That was a fantastic axe kit.
Nice. That's a fantastic kick.
One more time, one more time.
That's a fantastic kick.
I'm super impressed.
Do left leg. I want to see something. Hold your other hand, Bailey.
No, I want to see what...
There's something I'm looking for.
Ah, you switched stances.
Why? No, see?
You jump first. I super hate that because it telegraphs your left kick.
It's super obvious. It's very hard to throw the kick from your standing stance, but the moment you switch stances, I think that was one of the biggest...
Of everyone I fought, when I saw them do that, I was like, okay, good.
Like relief washed over me when I saw them skip before their kick.
I was like, okay.
Tristan, do it again.
Yeah.
No, because Tristan's kicks are epic.
You're doing it.
So that's the tricky thing.
So left leg, so right leg's very easy.
You just throw it up like this.
But left leg, if you skip first, you give it away.
So you have to throw it from here immediately up.
Well, I wasn't fighting him.
Yeah. I just did it. Yeah, I know, but that's a poor technique.
The moment you do that, they know what you're going to do.
Yeah. Jumping and skip.
That's what I was looking for. I thought I said do your left kick.
Are you giving some advice to throw a man in the car, like not to be so gay?
Well, I live in a country called Romania where we have real culture and you dress like this.
Like a fucking tough guy.
What's Canadian culture?
Where do you eat some cucumbers and shit?
You need to take your- Wait, this morning, who said that he looked like Spongebob?
Me.
Yeah, that was me.
No!
I'm so good.
I've never gotten Spongebob before.
I've gotten the other thing.
I think it's Mario Harry.
What do you think of him, Mommy?
Harry Potter, all the time.
Very beautiful, thank you.
No!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
See you. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
I don't think I just saw someone with a leg in the water.
Were you and the horseman here?
Or were you both?
Thank you.
She's had to ask, yes.
Alright, so you need to be on first, and then you give them coins, and they give their kids.
Yep.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here's the...
Bye!
Thank you.
It's not so professional to see this.
Okay, so I give them a coin.
They kiss me on the cheek and I'll let them on my carriage, right?
Yep. Let's do one at a time.
Ready, set, go. We're good to go.
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