Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Romania with Love | Tate Confidential Ep 254
Aired: 2024-09-02
Duration: 10:59


=== Hop On, Scene Two (01:50) ===

[00:00:00]  So, two shots.
[00:00:20]  One of me and Andrew running and jumping on.
[00:00:22]  Then you move out there and we'll shot us peeling off.
[00:00:24]  Yeah? Yep. First is you don't have a cigar.
[00:00:29]  No? No. I mean, back in the room.
[00:00:32]  First is going to be you two.
[00:00:34]  I think a run. Probably won't work going down.
[00:00:38]  But it's like a brisk pace coming down with the briefcase.
[00:00:42]  And then I'm not going to see the four-wheeler yet.
[00:00:43]  I'm just going to say, come towards me. Come towards me.
[00:00:45]  So you're going to like run towards me.
[00:00:46]  That'll be scene one. And then scene two, I'll see the four-wheeler.
[00:00:49]  Hop on. All right. Scene two, hop on.
[00:00:51]  Scene three, fill up. Isn't it cooler in one shot of us?
[00:00:54]  Almost like an action film.
[00:00:55]  You following us and I was running boom getting on it.
[00:00:57]  Oh yeah, it's much cooler. Let's do that.
[00:01:00]  Turn in the city, city. Turn in the city, city. Turn in the city and it makes me turn.
[00:01:07]  In the city, city, city. Turn in the city. Turn in the city and it makes me turn.
[00:01:16]  Turn in the city.
[00:01:19]  That's inside the city.
[00:01:32]  We'll put it in gear and start. You go first, yeah?
[00:01:37]  Got me smooth.
[00:01:40]  I'll give you a knob before we pull off.
[00:01:45]  Doesn't it make super fast?
[00:01:46]  Pretty slow and that's ok.
[00:01:48]  Ready?

=== WooHoo Moments (06:54) ===

[00:01:50]  Ok.
[00:01:52]  Make sure it's out of the way.
[00:01:54]  Go on.
[00:01:56]  Alright.
[00:02:00]  Three.
[00:02:02]  I'm going to go right down the middle.
[00:02:04]  3, 2, 1, go!
[00:02:07]  Woohoo!
[00:03:12]  So I was running from the guys.
[00:03:15]  Tristan got the daddy coin.
[00:03:16]  The women wanted the daddy coin so they were chasing us.
[00:03:18]  But I'm now going to break the fourth wall.
[00:03:20]  I'm Zack Morris. Time out!
[00:03:24]  Yeah, this is horrible. As we tried to run away, these whoopies kept crashing.
[00:03:29]  One girl crashed, broke her leg.
[00:03:30]  I gotta buy a new ATV. No big deal.
[00:03:32]  Ditch that bitch. Keep going.
[00:03:33]  Another girl crashes. Ah, my arm broke that bike.
[00:03:36]  Now all the instructors are saying we need an air ambulance.
[00:03:38]  Now it's a fucking mess.
[00:03:39]  I've broken the fourth wall. Everything's ruined.
[00:03:41]  I've heard the whole script's fucked because women can't fucking drive.
[00:03:44]  I told you. I fucking told you.
[00:03:47]  Girls can't drive. Women can't drive.
[00:03:49]  Girls can't drive. How are women allowed to drive?
[00:03:52]  Women can't even park cars, G. Women can't drive.
[00:03:54]  Everyone goes, it's only ATVs.
[00:03:55]  It's going to be fine. Look at the fucking mess.
[00:03:57]  Look at the chaos. They can't fucking drive.
[00:03:59]  So now me and Tristan are going to finish the film getting away from the whoopies by ourselves.
[00:04:03]  They were supposed to chase us to the bitter end, but they couldn't stay on the fucking bike!
[00:04:07]  The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
[00:04:14]  released on bail.
[00:04:14]  The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
[00:04:21]  released on bail. He was released on bail.
[00:04:21]  The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
[00:04:26]  released on bail.
[00:04:26]  The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
[00:04:31]  released on bail.
[00:04:31]  The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
[00:04:36]  released on bail.
[00:04:36]  The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
[00:04:42]  released on bail.
[00:04:42]  So, we were supposed to hijack the daddy coin, run away, the girls want to get on bikes, chase us, get up here
[00:04:50]  because they want the daddy coin.
[00:04:51]  And then once they get up here, see, we've set up a nice dinner for them in the mountains.
[00:04:56]  Ha ha ha, we win, look, we famous them all.
[00:04:58]  But of course, women can't drive, which we all knew, but they proved it.
[00:05:03]  You know, there was once a time it was controversial, I used to say women can't drive.
[00:05:06]  So now, the only way we can continue with our movie is for me to completely break the fourth wall and explain what's happening behind the scenes.
[00:05:12]  I'm Zack Morris, and that Kelly slut's getting dick.
[00:05:16]  Kelly was hot, but it turns out Jessie was the really whorey one, because when Saved by the Bell Ends, she did Showgirls and got her tits out.
[00:05:21]  Our young audience won't know what any of that means.
[00:05:23]  Jessie's a slut from Showgirls, but it's a good movie, you should watch it.
[00:05:28]  And then Kelly took anal from Zack Morris.
[00:05:32]  Can you change the subject? The point is this.
[00:05:35]  We had all this planned out.
[00:05:37]  And you know what? Perhaps maybe I let the Matrix get to me.
[00:05:40]  I said to Tristan maybe 15 times, but women can't drive ATVs.
[00:05:44]  And Tristan's like, yeah, they can't drive ATVs.
[00:05:45]  But everyone's like, no, it's okay.
[00:05:47]  And I was like, but Tristan, women can't drive ATVs.
[00:05:50]  And they're like, no, it's okay. And the girl's like, I've driven them before.
[00:05:52]  I can drive an ATV. And I'm like, but Tristan, women can't drive ATVs.
[00:05:57]  And everyone's saying, it's going to be fine.
[00:05:59]  It's going to be fine. I was like, maybe.
[00:06:01]  Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
[00:06:03]  Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe I'm crazy.
[00:06:04]  Maybe I'm one of those old men.
[00:06:05]  I'm becoming one of those old grandpas that thinks everything's weird.
[00:06:07]  I'm like, women can't drive, but everyone seems to think that women can drive, and the world's moved on.
[00:06:12]  Maybe I'm the problem. So I was like, okay.
[00:06:15]  Here's your ATVs. Here's your ATVs, girls.
[00:06:18]  Five minutes and two crashes and two ambulance calls later, I was proved completely fucking right!
[00:06:24]  Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
[00:06:25]  Why is it controversial I said this shit?
[00:06:27]  Women can't fucking drive!
[00:06:29]  Now I had to sit up here and be Zach Morris and eat this food by myself.
[00:06:32]  We were supposed to be up here famoosing a bunch of bitches.
[00:06:34]  Took us two hours to get up here, we're all dirty.
[00:06:36]  The women would have never made it alive.
[00:06:38]  We spent two more hours getting back home.
[00:06:40]  And then we got famoosing the bitches in the hotel.
[00:06:42]  Much nicer without them. Much nicer without them.
[00:06:46]  Maybe this was the plan all along.
[00:06:52]  Hi baby parents. Welcome to our podcast.
[00:06:56]  It's not about us. It's called The Baby's Smokes.
[00:06:59]  I don't smoke. Where he smokes all the time and gives reviews on his favorite types of tobacco and cigarettes.
[00:07:05]  People are going to wonder why you look so clean and dapper and I look like a bomb.
[00:07:09]  That's the way it always is.
[00:07:11]  This is not abnormal.
[00:07:13]  This is the way it always is.
[00:07:14]  Bailey always looks like trash.
[00:07:16]  This is cigarette addiction.
[00:07:17]  Leads him down the wrong places.
[00:07:20]  He ends up sleeping on the streets. It's okay, Bailey.
[00:07:22]  I've got your back. And now your parents are out.
[00:07:26]  We're never going to use this. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
[00:07:30]  That's an axe kit.
[00:07:36]  That is an axe kit. That was a fantastic axe kit.
[00:07:41]  Nice. That's a fantastic kick.
[00:07:43]  One more time, one more time.
[00:07:46]  That's a fantastic kick.
[00:07:47]  I'm super impressed.
[00:07:49]  Do left leg. I want to see something. Hold your other hand, Bailey.
[00:07:52]  No, I want to see what...
[00:07:53]  There's something I'm looking for.
[00:07:55]  Ah, you switched stances.
[00:07:57]  Why? No, see?
[00:08:01]  You jump first. I super hate that because it telegraphs your left kick.
[00:08:04]  It's super obvious. It's very hard to throw the kick from your standing stance, but the moment you switch stances, I think that was one of the biggest...
[00:08:15]  Of everyone I fought, when I saw them do that, I was like, okay, good.
[00:08:19]  Like relief washed over me when I saw them skip before their kick.
[00:08:22]  I was like, okay.
[00:08:23]  Tristan, do it again.
[00:08:24]  Yeah.
[00:08:25]  No, because Tristan's kicks are epic.
[00:08:26]  You're doing it.
[00:08:27]  So that's the tricky thing.
[00:08:28]  So left leg, so right leg's very easy.
[00:08:33]  You just throw it up like this.
[00:08:35]  But left leg, if you skip first, you give it away.
[00:08:37]  So you have to throw it from here immediately up.
[00:08:40]  Well, I wasn't fighting him.
[00:08:42]  Yeah. I just did it. Yeah, I know, but that's a poor technique.

=== Switch Stances Trick (02:14) ===

[00:08:45]  The moment you do that, they know what you're going to do.
[00:08:47]  Yeah. Jumping and skip.
[00:08:48]  That's what I was looking for. I thought I said do your left kick.
[00:08:50]  Are you giving some advice to throw a man in the car, like not to be so gay?
[00:08:55]  Well, I live in a country called Romania where we have real culture and you dress like this.
[00:08:59]  Like a fucking tough guy.
[00:09:00]  What's Canadian culture?
[00:09:01]  Where do you eat some cucumbers and shit?
[00:09:03]  You need to take your- Wait, this morning, who said that he looked like Spongebob?
[00:09:07]  Me.
[00:09:08]  Yeah, that was me.
[00:09:09]  No!
[00:09:10]  I'm so good.
[00:09:11]  I've never gotten Spongebob before.
[00:09:13]  I've gotten the other thing.
[00:09:14]  I think it's Mario Harry.
[00:09:15]  What do you think of him, Mommy?
[00:09:16]  Harry Potter, all the time.
[00:09:17]  Very beautiful, thank you.
[00:09:22]  No!
[00:09:23]  Thank you very much.
[00:09:27]  Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
[00:09:29]  See you. Thank you very much.
[00:09:33]  Thank you very much.
[00:09:35]  Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
[00:09:38]  I don't think I just saw someone with a leg in the water.
[00:09:41]  Were you and the horseman here?
[00:09:51]  Or were you both?
[00:09:53]  Thank you.
[00:09:55]  She's had to ask, yes.
[00:10:05]  Alright, so you need to be on first, and then you give them coins, and they give their kids.
[00:10:10]  Yep.
[00:10:11]  Thank you.
[00:10:12]  Oh, okay.
[00:10:13]  Thank you.
[00:10:15]  Thank you.
[00:10:16]  Here's the...
[00:10:17]  Bye!
[00:10:19]  Thank you.
[00:10:21]  It's not so professional to see this.
[00:10:23]  Okay, so I give them a coin.
[00:10:25]  They kiss me on the cheek and I'll let them on my carriage, right?
[00:10:27]  Yep. Let's do one at a time.
[00:10:29]  Ready, set, go. We're good to go.