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March 30, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
11:06
SHAGGY THE GOAT Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 224
# tristan shaggy sf90 andrew animal behavior aston martin chad great dane gym culture lada lamborghini luxury vehicles nigel pet ownership rory

Rory introduces his new pet goat, Shaggy, acquired to "spice things up" amidst a household of Great Danes. Despite training Shaggy in tricks like fetch and rollover, the animal soiled the sofa, sparking debates on housing him safely away from potential attacks by their dogs. Rory parades Shaggy past supercars, including an SF90 and Aston Martin, noting the goat's affection for a Lamborghini badge before a gym confrontation sees Rory threaten to eat the pet if it interrupts his workout, only for Chad to intervene and remind him not to harm Tristan's animal. Ultimately, this chaotic introduction highlights the group's eccentric lifestyle and internal dynamics within their opulent environment. [Automatically generated summary]

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Shaggy's Move In 00:08:32
So here we are, finally found my pet, this is Shaggy guys.
For those of you at home that don't know, I live at the house now and I decided that a pet is the best way to move forward.
I mean, Andrew has GE, you know, Andrew and Tristan have GE as you know.
So yeah, I've decided that I wanted my own pet and a dog is just too cliche.
So I decided to give myself a go.
I think the perfect mate for this one is Shaggy.
So we're going to see what happens when we get back to the house.
I think Tristan's gonna love it.
Music Rory
Rory So this is Shaggy.
He's got a bad attitude.
Yeah, he's pretty bad.
Why do you have a goat?
I just figured, I need a pet.
And Tristan and Andrew have G, so now I have Shaggy.
There's no way they're going to be fine with you having a goat, Roy.
It's not okay. What do you mean?
Sometimes you've got to spice things up around here.
Guys we have a new roommate No way
Jesus It's a second
Guys, why are you calling him a second?
It wasn't me It's a good name
Come on, second Shaggy. Bro. He's cool, yeah?
I mean, I just want to spice things up around here, get myself a pet.
Andrew and Tristan have G. So now, the new member of the gang, Shaggy.
What's going on, Shaggy? I told you he's mad!
He's super mad! Yeah, but he's already tired of your shit.
He's mad for like 10 minutes. I think he's scared of Nigel.
Why is he scared of Nigel? Yeah, he might be scared of Nigel.
He recognizes me.
Goats recognize goats.
Oh, he did!
I knew he did!
I saw his tail go up!
I literally knew that he would!
Oh my god!
He's a fan of Peach!
I knew you!
I missed you!
You're gonna get some shit today!
That is your mate!
What do you mean? Your mate.
Oh my god.
He's just listening. He's finding his way.
Shaggy, good to move. He's finding his way.
I like Shaggy. I like Shaggy even more.
Alright. Come on, Shaggy. Out of here.
You can't be shitting in the fucking house, Shaggy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where's Tristan? I know you just finished an emergency meeting.
Has Rory fucked up my house? But I'm calling an official emergency meeting.
Has Rory fucked up the house? Let's go.
Oh, easy, guys. Why the fuck do you have a goat in my house?
I decided that now that I live here, I needed a pet.
And obviously you have G. Goats recognize goats, right?
Has G seen this yet?
No, no, no. Because he will kill this.
No, no, this goat's crazy. He is mad.
Let me tell you. He is fucking insane.
He's got bad attitude, this one.
Let me tell you. Shaggy's here to stay.
Shaggy? Shaggy's...
Oh, you didn't know his name's Shaggy.
Why did you purchase a goat?
I can't be mad. I should be much more mad about this than I am.
So you call a goat because goats recognize goats.
Goats recognize goats, G. Top G, top goat.
What does a goat even think in his spring?
No, he's alright. There's nothing going on between those two ears.
He's not house trained yet though.
He's shit on the sofa and yeah.
But he's not house trained. It's like when you get a new puppy, right?
You have to teach him things.
I'm teaching him fetch, rollover.
Why don't you teach him to go to your house?
We don't have an official Mo Pets War.
We don't. I'm supposed to be mad.
I can't be mad. I don't know what to say.
You know, sometimes you've got to spice things up a little bit.
Fine, the goat lives here.
Shaggy the goat. Nice.
Fine, we have a goat. But what I don't know what we're going to do about G, because G is going to kill him.
We can put him in the land behind the house.
They're going to be best friends. No, G will rip his throat.
G will kill this dog. This goat.
Shall we eat shaggy?
Trust the Jamaican to talk about Corrigo.
I mean, I don't know.
We can't eat shaggy. Shaggy's our boy, man.
You know? He's not here to lie.
He's here to tell the truth. I'm not even mad.
I'm not gonna show.
I'll know who they are.
Bye.
Alright, well, see you in a bit, guys.
So, Bailey.
I've been teaching him tricks all morning, and he's actually quite good.
So, Shaggy, look. What's this?
Shaggy. Shaggy fetch.
He did it earlier. He actually did.
I'm sure he did. He did. Nigel, can you pass me a stick again?
Here it is. Yeah?
No, look. Shaggy.
Shaggy fetch. Shaggy, come on, man.
You're showing me off. You're showing me off in front of the cameras.
Come on. Shaggy, sit.
Shaggy, sit. He did it earlier.
He did. I'm sure you've done, like, give me hoof.
Yeah. As well. That's his next trick.
That's his next trick. Shaggy, hoof.
This one. Yeah.
See that? You see that?
He's actually getting real trained.
I mean, I've only had him a day.
So, yeah, I mean, it's going to take a bit more time, but...
I think he's really starting to grow on me.
So, yeah. Can he roll over?
Hold on. Can he play dead?
Bro, that's going to be a toughie, but I'm going to work on it for sure.
But right now he's just, I don't know, I think he wants to relax because he's around the sofas and stuff.
You know, he doesn't want to do any tricks, but he's alright.
He's growing on me, man. He's growing on me.
I'm just going to show him the supercars.
I think you should. So, Shaggy, this is a Lada.
Now, it might not look fast, but this is an absolute classic.
You know? The Russians. Show him the inside.
Let him get in. Let him experience this.
I don't think he likes that one.
Let's show him something different. Yeah, fair enough.
Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
See that gear change? He was ready.
Sorry guys, coming through.
Goats recognize goats.
So, Shaggy, look. This is an SF90. Now this runs at 1,000 horsepower, which is very fast, Shane.
I mean, maybe we'll take you out one day.
Maybe you can go for a ride.
It's also got some upgrades on it.
Shaggy, listen to me when I'm talking to you.
It's also got some carbon alloys on here and it's been matte PPF. Looks sick, right?
And this is the Aston.
Let me show you this one. This is going to blow your mind.
This one runs at 770 brake horsepower, but don't be fooled because it keeps up with everything.
It's good. We took this one to the mountains the other day, where we see some of your friends.
But we won't talk about what happened to them.
Scott. Show him Alex's Lambo.
Yeah, I think he might like that.
He walks with me freely now, most of the time.
Which is great. Which means he's starting to...
He's starting to get a connection, you know?
Goats recognise goats.
So, Cherki, this is a Lamborghini.
I think this one's currently running at about 610.
But yeah, do you like the colour?
You like it? Look, it's got yellow disc calibers.
Yeah, it's a real head turner, this one.
I think this one belongs to Alex, Shaggy.
I think this is the supercar that the boys bought Alex.
I think he actually likes this one.
He's more into this one.
I think you need to take him for a drive in this one.
See? He kissed the badge.
He kissed the badge. Oh, Shag.
Yeah, see, Shaggy? I think he's got a favourite.
Is that your favourite one, Shaggy?
Is that your favourite one? Why you got an attitude still?
This is what I mean. Like, sometimes he's real friendly and then he just puts on this mad, like, bad boy attitude.
Come On Show Me The Rims 00:02:34
There's no reason for it.
Come on. Let me show you the rims.
Look at these. What do you think of these?
Huh? Very expensive to service.
Yeah. That's right.
Probably smells bad because Alex has been in it.
He's really starting to grow on me.
It's like walking a dock. It's quite easy.
Like, now he knows me. He just keeps up alongside me.
Gary, come on. Shaggy.
Come on, Shaggy. See?
I think everyone should have a pet goat.
You know? Even the name goat is fucking cool, right?
Because it means greatest of all time.
So in my opinion if you haven't got to go, go out and get one today.
Come on Jack.
Oh you make me live.
Whatever this world can give to me.
You, you're all I see.
Oh you make me live now honey.
Oh you make me live.
Oh you're the best friend that I ever had.
I've been with you such a long time.
Jack, this is different.
This is where we do work out, bro.
Get that fucking piss out of my gym.
No, no. He wants to see how we work out.
He doesn't want to see anything.
If he's going to live here, Tristan, we have to show him how we live.
Sorry to interrupt your workout.
Look, can you just...
What is this? What is this?
This is called a weight bar.
So we go up and down.
Stop eating your rope and concentrate for a minute.
Get that fucking goat out of my gym or I'll fucking kill it.
I'll kill and eat your pet boy.
I don't give a shit. Get it out of my gym.
Listen, he doesn't mean it.
I fucking do. Come on, Chad.
He doesn't mean it. Come on.
See what I mean, baby? Live and let live.
I'd never threaten to kill Tristan's pet.
Come on, Chad. Let's go.
What the fuck is wrong with that boy?
He's 35 years of age.
What is wrong with him?
I think he's gonna grow on you.
I'm gonna kill this fucking goat.
Christopher, what have you done?
Tea. Trivia.
Hello Rory. How are you today?
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