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So here we are, finally found my pet, this is Shaggy guys.
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For those of you at home that don't know, I live at the house now and I decided that a pet is the best way to move forward.
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I mean, Andrew has GE, you know, Andrew and Tristan have GE as you know.
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So yeah, I've decided that I wanted my own pet and a dog is just too cliche.
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So I decided to give myself a go.
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I think the perfect mate for this one is Shaggy.
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So we're going to see what happens when we get back to the house.
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I think Tristan's gonna love it.
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Music Rory
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Rory So this is Shaggy.
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He's got a bad attitude.
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Yeah, he's pretty bad.
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Why do you have a goat?
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I just figured, I need a pet.
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And Tristan and Andrew have G, so now I have Shaggy.
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There's no way they're going to be fine with you having a goat, Roy.
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It's not okay. What do you mean?
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Sometimes you've got to spice things up around here.
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Guys we have a new roommate No way
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Jesus It's a second
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Guys, why are you calling him a second?
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It wasn't me It's a good name
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Come on, second Shaggy. Bro. He's cool, yeah?
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I mean, I just want to spice things up around here, get myself a pet.
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Andrew and Tristan have G. So now, the new member of the gang, Shaggy.
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What's going on, Shaggy? I told you he's mad!
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He's super mad! Yeah, but he's already tired of your shit.
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He's mad for like 10 minutes. I think he's scared of Nigel.
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Why is he scared of Nigel? Yeah, he might be scared of Nigel.
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He recognizes me.
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Goats recognize goats.
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Oh, he did!
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I knew he did!
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I saw his tail go up!
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I literally knew that he would!
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Oh my god!
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He's a fan of Peach!
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I knew you!
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I missed you!
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You're gonna get some shit today!
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That is your mate!
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What do you mean? Your mate.
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Oh my god.
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He's just listening. He's finding his way.
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Shaggy, good to move. He's finding his way.
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I like Shaggy. I like Shaggy even more.
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Alright. Come on, Shaggy. Out of here.
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You can't be shitting in the fucking house, Shaggy.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Where's Tristan? I know you just finished an emergency meeting.
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Has Rory fucked up my house? But I'm calling an official emergency meeting.
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Has Rory fucked up the house? Let's go.
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Oh, easy, guys. Why the fuck do you have a goat in my house?
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I decided that now that I live here, I needed a pet.
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And obviously you have G. Goats recognize goats, right?
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Has G seen this yet?
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No, no, no. Because he will kill this.
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No, no, this goat's crazy. He is mad.
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Let me tell you. He is fucking insane.
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He's got bad attitude, this one.
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Let me tell you. Shaggy's here to stay.
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Shaggy? Shaggy's...
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Oh, you didn't know his name's Shaggy.
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Why did you purchase a goat?
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I can't be mad. I should be much more mad about this than I am.
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So you call a goat because goats recognize goats.
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Goats recognize goats, G. Top G, top goat.
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What does a goat even think in his spring?
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No, he's alright. There's nothing going on between those two ears.
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He's not house trained yet though.
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He's shit on the sofa and yeah.
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But he's not house trained. It's like when you get a new puppy, right?
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You have to teach him things.
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I'm teaching him fetch, rollover.
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Why don't you teach him to go to your house?
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We don't have an official Mo Pets War.
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We don't. I'm supposed to be mad.
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I can't be mad. I don't know what to say.
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You know, sometimes you've got to spice things up a little bit.
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Fine, the goat lives here.
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Shaggy the goat. Nice.
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Fine, we have a goat. But what I don't know what we're going to do about G, because G is going to kill him.
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We can put him in the land behind the house.
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They're going to be best friends. No, G will rip his throat.
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G will kill this dog. This goat.
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Shall we eat shaggy?
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Trust the Jamaican to talk about Corrigo.
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I mean, I don't know.
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We can't eat shaggy. Shaggy's our boy, man.
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You know? He's not here to lie.
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He's here to tell the truth. I'm not even mad.
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I'm not gonna show.
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I'll know who they are.
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Bye.
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Alright, well, see you in a bit, guys.
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So, Bailey.
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I've been teaching him tricks all morning, and he's actually quite good.
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So, Shaggy, look. What's this?
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Shaggy. Shaggy fetch.
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He did it earlier. He actually did.
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I'm sure he did. He did. Nigel, can you pass me a stick again?
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Here it is. Yeah?
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No, look. Shaggy.
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Shaggy fetch. Shaggy, come on, man.
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You're showing me off. You're showing me off in front of the cameras.
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Come on. Shaggy, sit.
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Shaggy, sit. He did it earlier.
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He did. I'm sure you've done, like, give me hoof.
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Yeah. As well. That's his next trick.
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That's his next trick. Shaggy, hoof.
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This one. Yeah.
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See that? You see that?
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He's actually getting real trained.
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I mean, I've only had him a day.
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So, yeah, I mean, it's going to take a bit more time, but...
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I think he's really starting to grow on me.
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So, yeah. Can he roll over?
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Hold on. Can he play dead?
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Bro, that's going to be a toughie, but I'm going to work on it for sure.
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But right now he's just, I don't know, I think he wants to relax because he's around the sofas and stuff.
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You know, he doesn't want to do any tricks, but he's alright.
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He's growing on me, man. He's growing on me.
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I'm just going to show him the supercars.
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I think you should. So, Shaggy, this is a Lada.
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Now, it might not look fast, but this is an absolute classic.
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You know? The Russians. Show him the inside.
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Let him get in. Let him experience this.
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I don't think he likes that one.
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Let's show him something different. Yeah, fair enough.
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Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
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See that gear change? He was ready.
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Sorry guys, coming through.
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Goats recognize goats.
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So, Shaggy, look. This is an SF90. Now this runs at 1,000 horsepower, which is very fast, Shane.
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I mean, maybe we'll take you out one day.
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Maybe you can go for a ride.
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It's also got some upgrades on it.
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Shaggy, listen to me when I'm talking to you.
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It's also got some carbon alloys on here and it's been matte PPF. Looks sick, right?
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And this is the Aston.
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Let me show you this one. This is going to blow your mind.
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This one runs at 770 brake horsepower, but don't be fooled because it keeps up with everything.
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It's good. We took this one to the mountains the other day, where we see some of your friends.
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But we won't talk about what happened to them.
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Scott. Show him Alex's Lambo.
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Yeah, I think he might like that.
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He walks with me freely now, most of the time.
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Which is great. Which means he's starting to...
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He's starting to get a connection, you know?
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Goats recognise goats.
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So, Cherki, this is a Lamborghini.
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I think this one's currently running at about 610.
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But yeah, do you like the colour?
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You like it? Look, it's got yellow disc calibers.
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Yeah, it's a real head turner, this one.
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I think this one belongs to Alex, Shaggy.
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I think this is the supercar that the boys bought Alex.
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I think he actually likes this one.
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He's more into this one.
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I think you need to take him for a drive in this one.
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See? He kissed the badge.
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He kissed the badge. Oh, Shag.
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Yeah, see, Shaggy? I think he's got a favourite.
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Is that your favourite one, Shaggy?
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Is that your favourite one? Why you got an attitude still?
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This is what I mean. Like, sometimes he's real friendly and then he just puts on this mad, like, bad boy attitude.
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There's no reason for it.
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Come on. Let me show you the rims.
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Look at these. What do you think of these?
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Huh? Very expensive to service.
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Yeah. That's right.
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Probably smells bad because Alex has been in it.
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He's really starting to grow on me.
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It's like walking a dock. It's quite easy.
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Like, now he knows me. He just keeps up alongside me.
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Gary, come on. Shaggy.
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Come on, Shaggy. See?
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I think everyone should have a pet goat.
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You know? Even the name goat is fucking cool, right?
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Because it means greatest of all time.
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So in my opinion if you haven't got to go, go out and get one today.
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Come on Jack.
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Oh you make me live.
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Whatever this world can give to me.
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You, you're all I see.
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Oh you make me live now honey.
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Oh you make me live.
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Oh you're the best friend that I ever had.
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I've been with you such a long time.
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Jack, this is different.
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This is where we do work out, bro.
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Get that fucking piss out of my gym.
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No, no. He wants to see how we work out.
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He doesn't want to see anything.
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If he's going to live here, Tristan, we have to show him how we live.
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Sorry to interrupt your workout.
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Look, can you just...
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What is this? What is this?
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This is called a weight bar.
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So we go up and down.
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Stop eating your rope and concentrate for a minute.
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Get that fucking goat out of my gym or I'll fucking kill it.
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I'll kill and eat your pet boy.
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I don't give a shit. Get it out of my gym.
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Listen, he doesn't mean it.
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I fucking do. Come on, Chad.
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He doesn't mean it. Come on.
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See what I mean, baby? Live and let live.
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I'd never threaten to kill Tristan's pet.
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Come on, Chad. Let's go.
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What the fuck is wrong with that boy?
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He's 35 years of age.
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What is wrong with him?
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I think he's gonna grow on you.
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I'm gonna kill this fucking goat.
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Christopher, what have you done?
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Tea. Trivia.
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Hello Rory. How are you today?
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