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Shaggy's Move In
00:08:32
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| So here we are, finally found my pet, this is Shaggy guys. | |
| For those of you at home that don't know, I live at the house now and I decided that a pet is the best way to move forward. | |
| I mean, Andrew has GE, you know, Andrew and Tristan have GE as you know. | |
| So yeah, I've decided that I wanted my own pet and a dog is just too cliche. | |
| So I decided to give myself a go. | |
| I think the perfect mate for this one is Shaggy. | |
| So we're going to see what happens when we get back to the house. | |
| I think Tristan's gonna love it. | |
| Music Rory | |
| Rory So this is Shaggy. | |
| He's got a bad attitude. | |
| Yeah, he's pretty bad. | |
| Why do you have a goat? | |
| I just figured, I need a pet. | |
| And Tristan and Andrew have G, so now I have Shaggy. | |
| There's no way they're going to be fine with you having a goat, Roy. | |
| It's not okay. What do you mean? | |
| Sometimes you've got to spice things up around here. | |
| Guys we have a new roommate No way | |
| Jesus It's a second | |
| Guys, why are you calling him a second? | |
| It wasn't me It's a good name | |
| Come on, second Shaggy. Bro. He's cool, yeah? | |
| I mean, I just want to spice things up around here, get myself a pet. | |
| Andrew and Tristan have G. So now, the new member of the gang, Shaggy. | |
| What's going on, Shaggy? I told you he's mad! | |
| He's super mad! Yeah, but he's already tired of your shit. | |
| He's mad for like 10 minutes. I think he's scared of Nigel. | |
| Why is he scared of Nigel? Yeah, he might be scared of Nigel. | |
| He recognizes me. | |
| Goats recognize goats. | |
| Oh, he did! | |
| I knew he did! | |
| I saw his tail go up! | |
| I literally knew that he would! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| He's a fan of Peach! | |
| I knew you! | |
| I missed you! | |
| You're gonna get some shit today! | |
| That is your mate! | |
| What do you mean? Your mate. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| He's just listening. He's finding his way. | |
| Shaggy, good to move. He's finding his way. | |
| I like Shaggy. I like Shaggy even more. | |
| Alright. Come on, Shaggy. Out of here. | |
| You can't be shitting in the fucking house, Shaggy. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| Where's Tristan? I know you just finished an emergency meeting. | |
| Has Rory fucked up my house? But I'm calling an official emergency meeting. | |
| Has Rory fucked up the house? Let's go. | |
| Oh, easy, guys. Why the fuck do you have a goat in my house? | |
| I decided that now that I live here, I needed a pet. | |
| And obviously you have G. Goats recognize goats, right? | |
| Has G seen this yet? | |
| No, no, no. Because he will kill this. | |
| No, no, this goat's crazy. He is mad. | |
| Let me tell you. He is fucking insane. | |
| He's got bad attitude, this one. | |
| Let me tell you. Shaggy's here to stay. | |
| Shaggy? Shaggy's... | |
| Oh, you didn't know his name's Shaggy. | |
| Why did you purchase a goat? | |
| I can't be mad. I should be much more mad about this than I am. | |
| So you call a goat because goats recognize goats. | |
| Goats recognize goats, G. Top G, top goat. | |
| What does a goat even think in his spring? | |
| No, he's alright. There's nothing going on between those two ears. | |
| He's not house trained yet though. | |
| He's shit on the sofa and yeah. | |
| But he's not house trained. It's like when you get a new puppy, right? | |
| You have to teach him things. | |
| I'm teaching him fetch, rollover. | |
| Why don't you teach him to go to your house? | |
| We don't have an official Mo Pets War. | |
| We don't. I'm supposed to be mad. | |
| I can't be mad. I don't know what to say. | |
| You know, sometimes you've got to spice things up a little bit. | |
| Fine, the goat lives here. | |
| Shaggy the goat. Nice. | |
| Fine, we have a goat. But what I don't know what we're going to do about G, because G is going to kill him. | |
| We can put him in the land behind the house. | |
| They're going to be best friends. No, G will rip his throat. | |
| G will kill this dog. This goat. | |
| Shall we eat shaggy? | |
| Trust the Jamaican to talk about Corrigo. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| We can't eat shaggy. Shaggy's our boy, man. | |
| You know? He's not here to lie. | |
| He's here to tell the truth. I'm not even mad. | |
| I'm not gonna show. | |
| I'll know who they are. | |
| Bye. | |
| Alright, well, see you in a bit, guys. | |
| So, Bailey. | |
| I've been teaching him tricks all morning, and he's actually quite good. | |
| So, Shaggy, look. What's this? | |
| Shaggy. Shaggy fetch. | |
| He did it earlier. He actually did. | |
| I'm sure he did. He did. Nigel, can you pass me a stick again? | |
| Here it is. Yeah? | |
| No, look. Shaggy. | |
| Shaggy fetch. Shaggy, come on, man. | |
| You're showing me off. You're showing me off in front of the cameras. | |
| Come on. Shaggy, sit. | |
| Shaggy, sit. He did it earlier. | |
| He did. I'm sure you've done, like, give me hoof. | |
| Yeah. As well. That's his next trick. | |
| That's his next trick. Shaggy, hoof. | |
| This one. Yeah. | |
| See that? You see that? | |
| He's actually getting real trained. | |
| I mean, I've only had him a day. | |
| So, yeah, I mean, it's going to take a bit more time, but... | |
| I think he's really starting to grow on me. | |
| So, yeah. Can he roll over? | |
| Hold on. Can he play dead? | |
| Bro, that's going to be a toughie, but I'm going to work on it for sure. | |
| But right now he's just, I don't know, I think he wants to relax because he's around the sofas and stuff. | |
| You know, he doesn't want to do any tricks, but he's alright. | |
| He's growing on me, man. He's growing on me. | |
| I'm just going to show him the supercars. | |
| I think you should. So, Shaggy, this is a Lada. | |
| Now, it might not look fast, but this is an absolute classic. | |
| You know? The Russians. Show him the inside. | |
| Let him get in. Let him experience this. | |
| I don't think he likes that one. | |
| Let's show him something different. Yeah, fair enough. | |
| Now we're talking. Now we're talking. | |
| See that gear change? He was ready. | |
| Sorry guys, coming through. | |
| Goats recognize goats. | |
| So, Shaggy, look. This is an SF90. Now this runs at 1,000 horsepower, which is very fast, Shane. | |
| I mean, maybe we'll take you out one day. | |
| Maybe you can go for a ride. | |
| It's also got some upgrades on it. | |
| Shaggy, listen to me when I'm talking to you. | |
| It's also got some carbon alloys on here and it's been matte PPF. Looks sick, right? | |
| And this is the Aston. | |
| Let me show you this one. This is going to blow your mind. | |
| This one runs at 770 brake horsepower, but don't be fooled because it keeps up with everything. | |
| It's good. We took this one to the mountains the other day, where we see some of your friends. | |
| But we won't talk about what happened to them. | |
| Scott. Show him Alex's Lambo. | |
| Yeah, I think he might like that. | |
| He walks with me freely now, most of the time. | |
| Which is great. Which means he's starting to... | |
| He's starting to get a connection, you know? | |
| Goats recognise goats. | |
| So, Cherki, this is a Lamborghini. | |
| I think this one's currently running at about 610. | |
| But yeah, do you like the colour? | |
| You like it? Look, it's got yellow disc calibers. | |
| Yeah, it's a real head turner, this one. | |
| I think this one belongs to Alex, Shaggy. | |
| I think this is the supercar that the boys bought Alex. | |
| I think he actually likes this one. | |
| He's more into this one. | |
| I think you need to take him for a drive in this one. | |
| See? He kissed the badge. | |
| He kissed the badge. Oh, Shag. | |
| Yeah, see, Shaggy? I think he's got a favourite. | |
| Is that your favourite one, Shaggy? | |
| Is that your favourite one? Why you got an attitude still? | |
| This is what I mean. Like, sometimes he's real friendly and then he just puts on this mad, like, bad boy attitude. | |
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Come On Show Me The Rims
00:02:34
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| There's no reason for it. | |
| Come on. Let me show you the rims. | |
| Look at these. What do you think of these? | |
| Huh? Very expensive to service. | |
| Yeah. That's right. | |
| Probably smells bad because Alex has been in it. | |
| He's really starting to grow on me. | |
| It's like walking a dock. It's quite easy. | |
| Like, now he knows me. He just keeps up alongside me. | |
| Gary, come on. Shaggy. | |
| Come on, Shaggy. See? | |
| I think everyone should have a pet goat. | |
| You know? Even the name goat is fucking cool, right? | |
| Because it means greatest of all time. | |
| So in my opinion if you haven't got to go, go out and get one today. | |
| Come on Jack. | |
| Oh you make me live. | |
| Whatever this world can give to me. | |
| You, you're all I see. | |
| Oh you make me live now honey. | |
| Oh you make me live. | |
| Oh you're the best friend that I ever had. | |
| I've been with you such a long time. | |
| Jack, this is different. | |
| This is where we do work out, bro. | |
| Get that fucking piss out of my gym. | |
| No, no. He wants to see how we work out. | |
| He doesn't want to see anything. | |
| If he's going to live here, Tristan, we have to show him how we live. | |
| Sorry to interrupt your workout. | |
| Look, can you just... | |
| What is this? What is this? | |
| This is called a weight bar. | |
| So we go up and down. | |
| Stop eating your rope and concentrate for a minute. | |
| Get that fucking goat out of my gym or I'll fucking kill it. | |
| I'll kill and eat your pet boy. | |
| I don't give a shit. Get it out of my gym. | |
| Listen, he doesn't mean it. | |
| I fucking do. Come on, Chad. | |
| He doesn't mean it. Come on. | |
| See what I mean, baby? Live and let live. | |
| I'd never threaten to kill Tristan's pet. | |
| Come on, Chad. Let's go. | |
| What the fuck is wrong with that boy? | |
| He's 35 years of age. | |
| What is wrong with him? | |
| I think he's gonna grow on you. | |
| I'm gonna kill this fucking goat. | |
| Christopher, what have you done? | |
| Tea. Trivia. | |
| Hello Rory. How are you today? | |