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Feb. 15, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Car Cloning Experiments | Tate Confidential Ep 216
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You messin' with me?
Oh.
Yeah, Marcel's late, obviously, and I don't know why, so you're on time, you're on time.
Justin, Alex, me are on time.
Why is Marcel late? Marcel.
What's different about Marcel that isn't...
What's different about Marcel that would make him late to everything, all the time?
So, there's something about Marcel that is somehow distinctly different to every other person who's coming to play poker, and Marcel's the late one.
Very interesting. I think we can work it out.
Late... Time...
Which is GMT. And he always talks about BMT. Something man's time.
Something. Something man's time.
BMT. That's something to do with Marcel.
That begins with B. That means he's always late.
And it begins with B. I'll tell you what, it's going to be broke because we're dealing him in to every game.
He can bleed away big blinds until he's broke.
Rules of the house. We start with Adam, we deal him in.
Marcel, we're dealing you in.
Welcome to the game. And I also got this.
So because Marcel's like redeeming him in, I need to lose his money slowly.
Ah, perfect. Someone explain to Justin how poker works.
Let's do it! He doesn't need an explanation.
Are you gonna take my money while you're explaining me the game?
So I'm gonna give him a five minute rundown on poker.
Did you Google it? I did.
I watched the video. Good. Perfect.
Done. Done!
It's enough. It's a six-minute video.
Truly, I'll be fine. Yeah, exactly.
All right, let's go! Come on, dorks!
You going? How the fuck is this?
Yeah, we're dealing with Marcelin. You ready?
Yeah, I guess so. I'm so happy to lose my money.
Just don't lose your Lambo.
No, he's losing his Lambo.
He's losing his... I ain't bad modeling.
Want to bug the martinis in?
I'm down, bro. Oh, I'm down as well.
I thought I'd wake up at 7.30 for court tomorrow, but that doesn't matter, does it?
Ah!
Hello, your honor. Yes, I'm extremely drunk still.
Give me my things back, please.
Straight to the queen. I knew you had eights on the last card, I whooped you.
Is this some martini shit because we're also in a bond?
The girls need one as well.
And then we'll have one, two, three, four, five medium rib eyes.
And nine and ten. No way you thought I had one.
Come play. You played a lot of blinds, bro.
Yeah, you're playing the blinds. How are you?
You're playing the blinds. Bro, rules of the house.
You know us. Where am I? Right there.
Yeah, right there. And there's your drink as well.
It's like a martini and you're down quite a bit.
You're not out. Blinds haven't gone up that much yet, so you're still stable.
I need a booster seat. I do.
He's got five, he's got the straight.
I think he's full of shit.
I think he missed the straight.
What you got?
Fair 8.
I also have a pair of eights.
What's your high card? Queen.
Fucking ten. I knew you were full of shit, Andrew, and I paid to find out.
And I just lost.
Just. High pair with a high kicker.
Fuck you. Excuse me, Bartman.
I'll have four gin and tonics, please.
I'll have three Hennessy Cokes.
I'll also have four more vodka martinis, but lemon peel instead of the other.
Are we boozing? I am.
Who the fuck are you? Why?
Why did you think I all in on nothing?
Oh, just because I all in on nothing loads of times, suddenly I'm all in on nothing.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Three objects?
Oh, it's cool. So fucking excited with your hard dick in your hand.
Ain't no pussy. You're dead.
You're dead to me.
Fucking kill yourself, you fucking dork.
Woo! Now we're gambling!
Let's go! Woo!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Bitch!
Five, six, do it!
Boom!
Boom!
Ow, my legs.
Ow, my legs.
Pull out.
He had two pairs.
The second two came up, full house.
It was clear as day he had the flush.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Yeah, yeah, I knew he had the flush.
I knew that. He took the bat on with two pair, and then the two came up that gave him the full house.
After the flop. He had ace and two, two pair against the flush, and then he got the full house.
Strictly legit, I had a nine of clubs, so I thought...
Alex! Do you...
Faggot!
You're a fucking faggot!
You suck!
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
You said it. You lose or you lose.
Wait, wait, I got one thing to say.
Give me your money. I need a breakdown.
You've lost two times.
To Warlock. Two times.
All of us out. J.W. J.W. took me out twice at the final.
2-0. How do you feel?
Well, I know I didn't play badly, so I can rest on the fact that I played the statistical odds the best I could.
Boo! I'm super-duper Starship Trooper mad.
Right? Starship Trooper.
I like that. Up in the sky, the Starships.
I'm with you. They're pissed. Let's go.
The game happened way down here.
They're mad up there, bro. I hear you.
You understand? Let's go. They heard about it from space.
They're about to fight the aliens.
They're like, for fuck! He lost twice?
Twice in a row? What the fuck?
What's going on? Top G! Top G! So we're here for the third game.
I'm going to set things right. One week later.
We're in Savannah. 51-50.
Wolf. You always say.
I'm done. Cheap jumping.
I once watched. Get a leak done.
Brick jump. I be like Billy for my big butt.
Info. Gun man ya no fi fuck a run.
Beat up, tell me no touch a clone.
Just puss in her nose hole and he fuck a drum.
Designer beats and no dung a ton.
Just her, cause the good room and he bring power out.
Giant head size cover out.
And then just chop a check in a risk all a cunt.
Full a chatte get a shot in a just a one month.
Get all you to fill in a brick, so to be jagged quick.
Custom men's on the roof up and I'm a rip.
You make us sing sweet to Madonna, this.
Kristen Keller, give me a brain, she a catalypt.
She kneels down with the cock of spit.
When the crave in your cashier soon a pack a this 40 ball in your chest and never suck a tick
Cause batty big butt slim as have a fat a click Swear to god me no matter this
Top a sin circle a pussy with a long a clip When we make a deal fi di pussy dem salary
Ooma make me juke like a maca tick Now we chill and gimme caca sip
We go to outside without apology And if your man dead weed are you allergy?
Bang, chit chat, me no mismatch L-a-l-e-e-t-a, drink drop money like me
I have the most interesting group of friends of all time.
All right, we'll buy one. We'll buy one. We'll buy one.
They're all on their cell phones.
No. I quit phones.
You quit phones? Alright, team no phones.
No, I quit. Everyone else, I want them on their phones.
Go for it.
I agree, no phones.
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Loud, it's got to be annoying.
See? It phoned out.
I was in. I'm in. I know the rules.
Cheer, Christmas.
It's the shittest insult ever.
And Marcel's going to get himself in big fucking trouble calling me out.
Chair Tristan.
There's a tone to it.
You can't just say like, Chair Tristan.
Chaaaaaaar Tristan!
He's gonna get himself in trouble.
Yeah.
You want a contest?
You would win.
Decisively.
It would be decisive.
It wouldn't even be close.
It would be a decisive victory.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
Your turn.
but, it's still super-taboo.
Then I'm a big-a-lot.
Ha-ha-ha!
Do it again. Do it again.
Nutritious and delicious.
So you didn't like the music, you stopped delicately.
Yes, because of the power of my mind.
You know like blind people can hear really good?
When you have no fingers, your mind allows you to control things.
I'm not sure people at home realize that Tristan's actually the fingerless man.
You actually got two RS7s.
Totally different. One's Naruto gray, one's dark chrome silver.
Those are identical.
They're totally different cars, bro. What do you mean?
This one's got a carbon vent in the hood, this one doesn't.
So I had to. I had basically no choice.
Do I have an RS7? Andrew, you drove here in an RS7. I drove here in an RS7. You're right.
I drove here in what, one RS7 or two?
See how good that sounds?
That's the thunder, bro. Buy it.
Get it. You won't.
You won't. I fucking will.
You don't know me. Hey Tristan, we don't have an RS7, do we?
What do you mean? You drove an RS7 here.
Oh yeah, I drove one here. You don't need two RS7s.
That makes no sense. You sound like Bailey.
You know what? I'm actually tired of all these dickhead influencers online renting a Lambo or buying one car and then showing off saying, hey, I've got one car.
If you don't buy at least two supercars a week, you're broke.
Because the world's changed now and 300 grand isn't even any money anymore.
In 1999 or 2005, if someone said to you, I lost 300 grand in the casino, you'd be like, whoa!
Lost in a grand casino. Well, who cares?
Money's not real. It's super easy to make money unless you're an idiot.
If you're paying any attention at all, you're rich.
Everybody is. So unless you're buying two cars a week, you're broke.
You know what? I pay myself a million dollars a week.
I could pay myself a lot more, but it's a nice round number.
And because I'm a humble man, I only pay myself a million dollars a week because I've always thought it was funny that people aspire to be millionaires.
If I could just be a millionaire, I could try really hard, dedicate my life.
I get a million dollars every single week.
Friday mornings. Cha-ching!
So if I'm going to spend three and a grand of it on a car, why not?
What else am I going to buy? Food?
Cigarettes? Dumb shit. I'm left with so much money at the end of every week, I end up accidentally investing.
You know what? I'm in the real estate business on accident.
I didn't want to join the real estate business.
I always talked about how owning real estate is bullshit and the government's going to take it from you like they did here in Romania.
And geographically, you're restricted and it's all garbage.
But if you're good at any type of business, you accidentally end up in the real estate business because you have so many millions of dollars, there's nothing else to buy.
How many Bitcoins can a man have?
You have a thousand Bitcoins, you have enough Bitcoin.
It goes up, you're rich. If it doesn't, you don't really care.
You don't need to buy 1,300 Bitcoin unless you're a real dork.
So you just buy loads of houses all around the world.
Oh look, a house on fucking, some tropical paradise, a house here, a house there, new car, some bitch.
Who cares? You said you were going to do it and I didn't believe you, but I should have known better.
Bailey, when I already have a karate master champion's son, and I already have 10 other sons, and I'm 68, and my 22-year-old girlfriend's pregnant with my 15th son, do you understand? My father was a chess grandmaster.
My father was the highest rated black chess player in history.
He remembered every chess game he'd ever played.
Or he could beat you at chess without looking at the board.
I learned a lot of my discipline, you're right, from fighting.
I was a chess prodigy as a kid.
I had my dad as a coach. It was chess originally and then it kind of moved to fighting.
I trained so hard because I was scared of losing.
I was afraid and I used that fear to train as hard as possible.
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