Napoleon joins Top G's Birthday | Tate Confidential Ep 207
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Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm good friend.
I'm in the middle of a poker game, but since this is the battle for humanity against the Satanists and the Matrix
with its constant deception of the populace, I thought I would jump
in and say hello to everybody.
There's liberal NGOs which will sponsor agents of the Matrix.
They'll sponsor females to end up in a house party and then lie to try and put you in a Romanian jail cell and get you sitting with the cockroaches in a dungeon.
And it's a very scary world where you get to a point where you're only trying to tell the truth.
And they're gonna punish you for that using endless lawfare.
And this battle has only just begun.
But the matrix has truly cracked now and it's gonna be extremely hard to lie to us like they did before with X the way it currently is.
And I think it came at exactly the right time.
I almost, without trying to sound pessimistic, there was a point where I kind of felt like I was losing hope.
You couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Everything was a lie.
Everything from head to toe was a lie.
And they're trying to lock us all back in our houses again.
And we can finally talk about it.
It's truly heroic. And Elon's taking massive risk.
And the respect I have for him for doing that is enormous.
Absolutely. I mean, this is what happened.
I'm going to shut up. Don't hear from Elon.
But this is so historic. Elon Musk's courage has broken the back of the global list.
They'll never be able to turn this around again unless they have a nuclear war.
Elon Musk has broken their...
Some people are afraid to die.
And you know what?
It's kind of crazy because I was talking to someone the other day and I was explaining, they were asking about my seizure, how they took all my houses, all my money, all my cars, blah, blah.
And I said, you never truly own anything on this earth anyway.
You can have a piece of paper that says you own it, but if you piss off the government structures, they just get a judge to stamp a different piece of paper and you no longer own it.
The only thing you own is your soul and your integrity and this is the one thing they cannot take away from you no matter what they do to you.
And that is the best feeling on earth.
It doesn't matter if You can sell your soul to the devil and repeat what they want you to say, but then you truly own nothing.
And I think that as history books look back on this pivotal moment when X was finally freed and the information of the world could finally be spoken freely, I really do believe we're on the right side of history.
And if you were to ask me if there's anything worth dying for, it would be for the freedom of humanity and to be on the right side of history.
So I agree with you absolutely on that.
Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, void, turn in the
void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
You need to go tell your big brother happy birthday.
It is his birthday. Where is he?
He's in the war room. Happy birthday to you.
I'm not singing. That's it.
That's it. That's all you get.
Happy birthday to me.
Sparkling apple drink.
Nice. And cigarettes.
Happy birthday.
Where's the popcorn? We've got these instead.
Bro, we're at a movie theater.
Where's the popcorn?
We've got Sarmale instead.
Let me tell you what they do have at this movie theater, but they don't have at your movie theater.
What? Booze.
No way. This movie's gonna upset me loads.
Every time there's a historical inaccuracy...
No, I'm not gonna rant at the cinema. You're not gonna rant at the cinema?
I will not rant at the cinema. I'll let you watch the movie and I'll rant after.
Rant during the movie. Right?
I think that's a good idea. Rant during the movie.
I will rant. Ruin the movie for everybody with your rant.
It's only off in there now. Yes, sir.
Well then. Alright, fine.
You're very nuts. Thank you.
Let's go. I'm here to myself, Aikido.
It's called Buy Every Ticket Aikido.
I'm a fucking quitter. I think I can't.
I guess I can't.
Surrendered without conflict.
It's a fucking joke.
Google Napoleon's Italy campaign.
Surrendered without conflict. It's not true.
They're just skipping the bit out of the movie.
But if you're going to skip the bit out of the movie where he conquers Italy, don't just think they're surrounded without conflict.
The Battle of the Pyramids happened miles away from the actual pyramids, by the way.
Miles and miles. He named the Battle of the Pyramids to make it sound sexier, but it happened really, really far away.
Stupid. I'll be honest, that was a 10 out of 10.
Why did they make every movie some dude cuck over some bitch?
Every movie is some dude crying over some hoe.
Bro, you're emperor of France.
There's no pussy in Paris? Tristan, I learned a lot about history today.
I am pissed. I am pissed.
Steven Spielberg, get on the phone.
I will personally put up 50 million dollars towards the budget of an actual Napoleon movie.
Everything was wrong with that movie.
From start to end, right in the opening scene, he's at the fucking execution of Marie Antoinette when he was campaigning in Italy.
By the way, they said Italy surrendered without a fucking single shot fired.
Without a single shot fired?
Does anyone look this up?
If Joaquin Phoenix had just read the memoirs of Napoleon, his own words, he'd know not to play a fucking man-child!
He'd know to play a fucking great general of history, the greatest man, the smartest scientific mind of the whole French Republic in the 1800s.
Plus he was pussy whips. Yeah, and plus he's crying about his bitch all the time.
Why is he crying about his bitch all the time?
And Austerlitz was not some fucking sandwich with French with cannons above a fucking leg.
Listen, Austerlitz... The Russians had the high grounds first of all, the Pratsid Heights, and the French army purposefully weakened its right flank so the Russians and the Austrians thought it was weak.
They committed all the troops to the right flank, Napoleon fought his way to the top, dragged the cannons to the top, then returned troops to his weakened flank, and then when the Russians and the Austrians got shook and started running away, he fired cannons at them, and some of them sank into frozen ponds.
Some of them. It wasn't some big frozen lake trap that he'd set.
Why not just make the battles accurate?
That's not what happened in the movie.
Why is he sitting down talking to Arthur Wellesley?
They never met.
After the battle, he didn't walk onto their boats, he went back to Paris.
Well, it's gay.
It's gay. I thought it was good too.
I thought it was really good. I learned a lot of history from Eddie Marcel.
Steven Spielberg, $50 million.
I've got $50 million for you.
Call me up. Let's make a better Napoleon movie.
No way! Bro, I play with him until 7 in the morning.
It's over now.
It's over. How will you ever financially recover?
You can no longer pay the bills.
You cannot financially recover.
That's an amazing case.
I need more phones.
and I'll see you next time.
Now I've got gold phone cases that says top G. In 24 karat gold.
In 24 karat gold, but I have to wear the SSB one.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
It's better. It's just better.
24 karat gold top G. Sorry.
And this is for the 15 or the 14?
Uh, 15. Can you do me a favor?
In the drawers in between the computers, I have about four brand new iPhone 15s, which I've never used for no reason, because I'm rich as fuck, and I bought 20.
So can you bring me one? So I now carry three phones all the time, so I have the phone case.
I've got another one, shit. Bring me two iPhones!
Sick. You've got to carry four phones, bro.
Four phones. Bro. Don't think I can't fill it with hoes.
I can fill these phones up, so I'll just have to get my shit together.
Yeah, have you ever run out of storage space on your contacts list because you've got too many hoes?
Or is that just me?
Sick. Thanks, dear.
You're welcome. Two brand new iPhones.
Sitting around the house. Twelve o'clock midnight.