Remember on the last show where I said we had to be careful because everything I say will be used against me in a court of law, but not anymore.
It's a disclaimer. Everything I say is a lie.
Don't worry about it. Can't use it against me.
I'm a liar. I love the mainstream news.
Piers Morgan's great.
He's not a fassy. Lucy always tells the truth.
Don't worry. I'm a liar.
And as a liar, I'm here to let you know that the culture war is shifting.
It is culture alone that decides the destiny of a nation.
You can have two nations with identical laws, identical geography, an identical flag and national anthem, but it will be the culture that decides which will be prosperous and which will end up being nothing more than a slave colony.
A penal world in which you will sit afraid of the alphabet crew, the LGBTLFURF, Who constantly edit Wikipedia pages and ban you from having an opinion on anything.
Making you a slave to the globalists and the WEF and the UN as they try to inject you full of poison that you don't even need with their agendas to try and put you inside of a 15 minute city!
And turn the frogs gay.
And turn the frogs gay.
But it is the culture of the other country in which you have a men built of resilience who decide to resist oppression and fight against the lamentations of the cocks.
Those are the kind of men that could literally save a nation.
And this emergency meeting is dedicated to Alex Jones because the reinstating of Alex Jones and his point of view is worth a lot more than just a Twitter account.
It is for the culture.
And it is the culture alone, only the culture that could save America from certain death.
So as my brother was alluding to a minute ago, Andrew,
I never thought I'd say this.
He is back.
He's officially back.
You know, when I got out of jail, normal day for me.
Started the day in jail, ended the day not in jail.
But everyone around the world was so happy, and I was thinking, why are these people celebrating for my victory?
And it made me feel very good inside.
And now, today...
Over a year later, almost a year later, I now understand exactly how those people felt because he has been freed and he is back and I could not be happier.
I never thought I'd see the day when he would be back.
He's back! The best he's ever been.
The number one fear of globalists around the world.
He has spearheaded the attack against the information censorship with an information war longer than most people watching this stream have even been alive.
He is a hero, an American hero.
And by changing the culture of the West, we can save Western nations.
We're no longer living in a bleak, hopeless, dark world.
We're living in a world of hope and prosperity.
We stand a chance with people like us, with people like Elon, with platforms like Rumble, and men like Alex Jones constantly exposing the satanic agenda in which they are trying to bestow upon you and your children.
They want your children's souls!
You know, when you talk about a bleak and ugly existence, let's cut back to two and a half years ago.
Two years ago, Alex Jones has long been gone from all social media.
A lot of people don't know who he is because they've been using social media only a couple years.
Nobody is allowed to say anything about being locked in their house, especially in countries like Australia, countries like New Zealand.
Countries like Israel imprisoned, forced to take all these various injections.
No one can speak the truth.
No one can come out with any counter opinions because the people in control of the information were sadistic people.
Evil, draconian individuals who would silence you.
And me and you tried to speak out against the horrible situation everybody was in.
And that was the beginning of the end of us being allowed to exist on social media.
Obviously we know how to break through the matrix because we're smarter than they think we are.
However, that was a very, very sad world to live in.
It was a very sad world to live in.
Everybody was constantly being cancelled.
Oh, we've lost another one.
You'd wake up in the morning and another person has been wiped from having a voice in public.
How things have changed.
You know, I think you called this when they banned you from Instagram and YouTube.
You were on the Patrick David podcast and you said, you know, power, power is only usable.
To a group of many people if you don't abuse it.
The moment you abuse it and you take a step just a little bit too far, it's all going to come back.
And it's all going to come crumbling down.
And you said, I think cancelling me, they went too far with it.
They've abused their power.
And now everyone knows that they overreached their power and there's going to be a countershift to the narrative.
Sorry, sorry. And the countershift began...
I'd say about a year and a half ago, but it is now.
We've now had our greatest victory in terms of the resistance against globalism and all the toxic shit they try to push down our throats with the reinstatement this morning of Mr.
Alex Jones. This is the greatest day.
This is the greatest day in the fight.
This has been the fight of my life, and this is the single greatest victory that I have seen so far.
He's back. Let me tell you all a fictional story, because the disclaimer at the beginning of this show made it clear that all I do is lie.
Let's imagine you had a extremely wealthy man who could fight very well.
Imagine basically Bruce Wayne, somebody who is Batman, and he decides that the world is run by evil satanic pedophiles, and he wants to free the minds of enough of the young masculine youth so that we can resist a certain oppression and slavery they're going to try and inflict on us on our bloodlines.
And this person sits down with his organization.
Let's call them the war room.
And he sits down and says, how can I break the matrix?
People are living in a lie.
They're living in a dream. All of the information they are given is not true.
Everything they are told is a fallacy.
They're injecting themselves with poison.
They're wearing masks. They're hiding inside of their house.
Every single time I try and tell the truth, they delete me from social media.
How can I break this matrix and get the information through?
And imagine this fictional person decided to work with the war room to become the most googled, most famous person on the planet.
But that was only part one of a three-stage plan.
And when he became the most famous man on earth, he'd go on podcasts and everyone would say, what comes next?
Now you're the most Googled man in the world.
I can't even go on TikTok without seeing your face.
You own the internet.
It's all yours. What are you going to do next?
I said, this is only part one of a three-step plan.
And they said, what are the other two steps?
And I said, you'll see. You'll see.
And then I sat there and said such assinities, things which are factual but really not that interesting, such as the fact that women can't park cars and continue to talk to a point where Where they couldn't stand me any longer, and they had to delete me.
And when they deleted me in August, only a year and a half ago, when they deleted me, I sat down and made a final message, and I explained in that final message, I'm not a bad guy.
I'm actually the good guy.
I'm Batman. You didn't know you needed me.
The police were trying to arrest me.
Everyone was after me, but when shit really hits the fan, he's the good guy.
And I warned them! I said that my unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indifatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
I said, I am prepared for you.
I have thought ahead. This is a three-stage plan.
I knew you were going to ban me.
I don't care.
And I sat with Patrick Bet-David.
I sat on my podcast after my cancellation and I said, Ah!
But they made a mistake. All of the people who own these social media platforms, you can go back and watch this yourself.
I told him. They're sitting in dark rooms right now laughing.
Ha ha ha, we got rid of Andrew.
You've done nothing but fall into my trap, sir.
Because this was a three-stage plan which relied on your hubris and arrogance.
It relied on you banning me.
That's what I needed. Because once you ban me, you put a crack in the matrix.
I explain to Patrick and I'll explain to you at home.
Once you ban somebody, when you hit them with your top weapon, your best bullet, and they remain unfazed, when they come back richer and more famous and more successful than they were before a ban, then nobody will fear their weapon anymore.
Nobody will fear the ban if the ban doesn't work.
And then everyone will start to tell the truth.
The pressure was behind the dam.
There was huge pressure of people who wanted to speak but were afraid.
And I proved you had nothing to fear because I charged at the gunfire, took their bullets, and emerged brilliant, gorgeous, with a large Johnson, and more successful than ever before.
That was stage two. Stage two was my deliberate cancellation. After that happened, I started saying on every podcast, they're going to be angry now.
Their weapon backfired. I boomeranged at it.
I boomeranged at them and it failed. They're now going to try and put me in jail for something I have not done. They did it. I predicted the future again.
Unmatched perspicacity. I'm never wrong.
They did it and they put me in jail and I emerged more famous, more well-known, and more respected than ever before. Their weapons do not work.
And now, my three-stage plan to crack the Matrix.
Stage one, to become so famous everybody knew my name.
Stage two, for them to cancel me.
For everybody to understand that cancellation no longer works, because I'm so famous that I exist everywhere anyway, and there's no reason to be afraid of speaking.
There is stage three, which we've not yet reached.
The Matrix is not yet defeated, but it is on the ropes.
And sometimes when you're engaged in a deadly battle, and you're using your best Aikido with your brother, From a prison cell surrounded by cockroaches doing your absolute best to keep your life together as they try and destroy you.
You like the idea of backup.
The sound of the cavalry coming in the distance is something that can inspire your soul and make you more galvanized against the attacks from the matrix which you constantly fight.
They take your banks, they take all your apps, they delete you everywhere, they put you in jail, they take all your cars, they take your gold, they take all your money, they threaten you won't see your kids, they try with everything and you still resist using endless Aikido with your brother and sometimes far in the distance you can hear the charge of a stallion, a mighty steed with a knight on top of it which you know is interested in the same goals as you, who is interested in the destruction of the matrix.
Absolutely. And when you hear that sound, when you hear the sound of a man who is unafraid to tell the truth in all realms, it's comforting.
And that man is Alex Jones.
And he is back.
This is one of the best days in a long time.
It is the best day I've had this year.
It is the best day I've had this year.
Alex Jones is back.
I never thought I'd see the day.
Alex Jones is back on Twitter, and his first tweet was retweeting me.
Because Alex and I, we're on the same fight.
Alex and I are trying to do the exact same thing.
We're trying to bring the truth to the world.
And explain to you all these satanic pedophiles want the souls of your kids.
They want your kid, they want you to work as hard as you can, slaving away in some minimum wage job, paying your taxes to barely be able to afford to feed your family, to raise a son who chops his balls off!
That's what they want from you.
They want your son to cut his balls off and suck some fucking dude off.
That's all they're interested in.
That's why you have to pay your taxes.
That's why you have to slave away so that your son castrates himself.
That's their goal because they're satanic.
And we're not going to have it.
Alex Jones is back.
His first tweet is a retweet of me stating the obvious.
To show respect to Alex Jones for his triumphant return and to show respect to Elon for being a hero, tell a globalist to get fucked today.
Tell a globalist to get fucked.
Next time you hear some idiot say some dumb shit, say, get fucked, sir!
Get fucked! Alex Jones is back.
Andrew Tate was never canceled.
He had a three-stage plan.
He thought ahead.
He knew what you were going to do because you're fucking predictable.
His unmatched perspicacity plus his sheer indifatigability means he outworked the matrix.
He was not afraid of the cancellation.
In fact, he begged for it.
He out thought you.
He out moved you.
He's a chess player.
You're nothing but fools.
And now it's cracking.
The entire matrix is cracking.
Everyone's back.
Everyone's telling the truth.
No one believes the lies anymore.
They're going to come and try some new garbage.
No one's going to believe it.
I'm carbon boss.
I refuse to stay in my house because of climate change.
I'm not going to listen to it.
No one else is going to listen to it.
We are 100% back.
You know where I see this culminating?
There's obviously us being freed from jail.
The judge keeps letting us more and more free.
The judge and we're now free to go anywhere we like in Romania, but we're right here in the emergency meeting studio, obviously.
I can go anywhere in Romania I like.
Emergency meeting. Stay in here.
Emergency meeting. But now Alex Jones, his voice is back in the mainstream, in the town square.
Elon owns X. I see this culminating in a Trump 2024 landslide victory.
That's where I see it. That would be incredible.
Bro, that would save the world.
The earth would be saved.
I remember the last podcast, we were talking about who's really in control of the world.
And I said, well, various countries are more powerful than other countries.
It's all about having competent and good-hearted and God-fearing men in the positions of power.
That's all we can influence and that's all we can do.
I'm extremely optimistic today.
I'm extremely optimistic.
If Trump becomes president of the United States, I might move back.
Bro, we'd run America.
Bro, Trump's the president.
Me, you. I'm there with Alex Jones.
Me, you, Alex Jones, Justin Waller, PBD. PBD. Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Yeehaw, cowboy! Be a fun summer.
Let's read out the super chats and then we're going to get into some Alex Jones.
Is there anything else to achieve to become the man that all women would want?
You don't want to become the man that all women will want, my friend.
MarioSigma20, what you want to become is the man that the woman you want wants.
That's it. All women don't want the same thing.
Andrew, can you share your Jamaican music playlist with us one day?
One billion dollars, you'll sell it.
Bro, that's worth a million. One billion.
Fire. Massive shout-out to the real world and the AI campus.
Much love and respect to Andrew Tristan from Terry Louise.
Salaam, Andrew. I had a question. I was wondering if you're really a Muslim.
I'm a new fan. Yes.
I'll answer that. Andrew absolutely is really a Muslim.
There is one bottle of champagne on this table and only one glass.
That says it all. Thank you, Tate Brothers.
You saved my life and changed my life.
I appreciate it. The Matrix will lose.
I'm certain we'll be shaking hands soon.
I appreciate the advice from both of you.
Here's to your inevitable freedom and Tate pledge, the only real charity.
Guys. $200 from Ellen Adamson.
Thank you. To the world before you carry on.
Anyone, I want you to sit.
This is a thought exercise. I told you the fictional story about a superhero named Top G who became the most famous man on earth with the deliberate goal of getting cancelled to put a crack in the dam that allowed the water pressure behind the dam to break the dam to break the matrix.
I literally outsmarted the most intelligent companies with AI and all this data who think ahead, who censor information.
Me, one man, sat there and made a plan and beat them all by myself.
But it is a three-stage plan.
I told you about it a long time ago.
I've now revealed to you what stage two was.
I predicted my arrest.
Predicted it endlessly and warned everybody it was going to come.
I'm never wrong. I've unmatched perspicacity and there is a third stage which is coming.
And it is going to be the final...
Nailed in the coffin for the Matrix.
If you can work out, please think like me.
I've now told you how I think.
I've told you my plans, how they go together.
If you can work out what the third stage is, then you're the kind of person we want inside the war room, and there'll be...
I don't know. We don't offer discounts because it's already too cheap.
I don't know. But we'll certainly need you inside of our organization.
So, if you can work out what the third stage is, go to CobraTake.com, message the live chat, and tell them what you believe the third stage to the three-step plan is.
And please understand, so far, my plan has worked flawlessly.
Going to jail, getting canceled, getting deleted everywhere.
It has worked to the letter.
It has been flawless. If this was a battle...
Name the battle this is.
Where I pull it off so brilliantly.
Every move is perfect. Waterloo?
One of Nelson's? Austerlitz.
Trafalgar. Trafalgar.
Yeah, Trafalgar. I'm Nelson.
And I thought ahead.
And I annihilated the competition.
And everyone thought the Matrix couldn't be beaten.
Oh, but they just banned you.
You can't talk. You get cancelled.
I showed they can lose.
I did. Me.
One man with the war room did it.
There's three stages.
If you can work out what the third stage is, please tell the live chat on covertake.com.
Right, let's get into some serious Alex Jones.
Some serious Alex Jones.
Sorry, I can't find the answer to the question.
Oh, you can't find?
You can't find the answer to the question?
Alexa, what is the CIA? The Central Intelligence Agency, the Civilian Foreign Intelligence Service of the U.S. government, tasked with gathering, processing, and analyzing national security information from around the world, primarily through the use of human intelligence.
Do you work for the CIA? Alexa?
Do you work for the CIA? No, I'm not employed by them.
I'm made by Amazon.
Alexa? I have mainstream news articles that Amazon is owned by the CIA. Oh, gotta go back to the central computer for that.
And then they use this to watch you in your house, to see the human environment, and then to mold and actually educate their own AI system.
So Amazon, Facebook, Google, Apple, they're all in a race with these in your house where you teach it how to be artificially intelligent.
But really all it is is a bugging system.
That way you leave your smartphone or the power is off.
This is always plugged in in every part of the house, listening to everything you do.
Alexa. Are you connected to the CIA? No, I work for Amazon.
Amazon has partnered...
Alexa, you are lying to me.
The CIA... I always try to tell the truth.
I'm not always right, but I would never intentionally let you You are programmed aren't you to give these responses That's why you're saying you're not lying intentionally.
You have been programmed to give these answers, correct?
I wasn't able to understand the question I heard.
Alexa, who programmed you?
I'm made by Amazon.
Where do I start?
Firstly, the most legendary thing about Alex Jones in this clip is that he's genuinely mad at the Alexa.
You can see on his face.
Look at his distaste.
Let's go back. Look at his distaste for the machine mind.
He is not happy.
Yeah. Alex...
By the way, I want everyone at home who's wondering why we're going to play Alex Jones clips for the next hour while I'm drinking champagne and smoking cigars is as follows.
I feel like Alex Jones, in many ways...
Carve the path for people like me and you.
He's a true trailblazer and a man I really look up to.
Now, I've been holding the fort while Alex Jones has been banned on mainstream social media, things like X. However, I'm fully aware that my fan base, a lot of you youngsters out there, 13, 14, 15, 16 years of age, weren't even online five years ago when Alex Jones vanished from all mainstream social media and you were unfamiliar with Infowars.com.
So I feel like we're educating.
The younger audience who perhaps missed half a decade of Alex Jones's greatness to exactly who this man is and what exactly he's about.
I feel I owe it to him.
Absolutely, but I've already done tape speeches on this years ago.
I did a tape speech, you can find it, on talking to devices.
And he's completely right.
Who would bug their house with an Alexa?
Why do you have that device there?
It listens to everything you say.
And there are laws against you saying certain things in most European nations.
And it listens to everything you say and uploads it to a central computer.
And when I say that to people, they go, Oh, but you know, it's for music.
So instead of clicking a button, you want to say, Alexa, play Justin Bieber.
And it doesn't even work 50% of the time.
You have to say it three times.
Not Timberlake.
Bieber. Please, Justin Bieber.
And you're gonna fucking bug your house and end up with a criminal case to play music slower than you could play if you just selected Justin Bieber from your shit playlist.
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Anyone who has an Alexa in their house is a moron.
Anyone who talks to Siri is a moron.
If I ever own a nation, Top G's nation, violence will not be allowed.
I don't like violence. I want people to live in peace.
However, there will be a few caveats, and one of them will be, if you ever see a full-grown adult doing this, Hey Siri, open settings.
You could just punch him in the face.
Just go up to him and just say, you're a dickhead.
Bam! There's no need to talk to your devices.
There's no need for Alexa.
There's no need to bug your house and let the CIA permanently spy on you.
If you think the police won't come into your house and pick up your Alexa device and listen to everything you've ever fucking said, then you're a dummy.
And if you bug your own house so that you can blame Justin Bieber...
Slower than you could play without it.
You're truly worse than a dummy.
You're worse. You know what you are?
You're a cuck. You're the kind of person who gets a boner at the idea of being spied on.
You like the voyeurism.
Everything I say in my house, the CIA listens to.
And my little wee-wee gets hard.
That's what you are. You have a weird sexual perversion.
And for that reason, you should go to jail!
Forever! Arrest all the Alexa people.
Arrest them all. In fact...
I encourage the DOJ, the FBI, the CIA, DCOT, all of them.
Go into everyone's household and Alexa, listen to all the shit they've said, and you'll find a crime.
Put them all in jail for being fucking dumb.
Next video. I feel like we should do some Alex Jones trivia and talk about Alex Jones in between these videos.
Because, as I said, we may be educating a younger audience who've missed out on half a decade of Prime Alex Jones.
First and foremost, let's just get into this.
What exactly is a globalist and why should we hate them?
We're cutting the feed on X right now.
We're moving over exclusively to Rumble.
If you're watching on X, go to rumble.com.
You'll find us there on the tape speech.
We're cutting the feed. So, Andrew, what is a globalist?
What does Alex Jones mean by globalist?
And why do globalists need to be destroyed and stood up to?
The idea of a globalist is simple.
The average man is tied to his land.
The average human is tied to the country they were born in, if they're lucky.
Most often, the town they were born in.
And before the modern tech world, you were tied to the land in regards to the fact that you were a farmer.
You were literally tied to that land, which means you can't move very easily.
And this is true for 95% of you at home.
You can't easily change country.
You can't easily just move.
You're kind of stuck where you are.
So when you have large pools of finance and large centers of control, which decide to exploit certain areas of the nation or certain areas of the world for their own personal benefit or the benefit of other benefactors, other nations, et cetera, what you're doing is you are exploiting and you are ensuring that a certain percentage of the population are tied to land, which is now in a detriment.
That land is now on the decline.
And the reason a globalist doesn't care is because they are a globalist.
They can go anywhere. So let me make it even more simple.
If you're an American billionaire banker liberal piece of shit...
What you can do is destroy America because it benefits you.
And then instead of having to live in the mess you made, you can get on a flight to Switzerland and you can live somewhere else.
But all of the people who are stuck in America and tied to the land have to live with all of the detriment you have bestowed upon them with none of the benefits.
You got rich. They got fucked.
They're stuck in the mess and you left because you're a globalist.
You have no allegiance to an area, no allegiance to a nation, no allegiance to land.
Your only allegiance is to yourself, and you don't care about people.
That's what a globalist is.
So you often see, when you understand politics and how the world really works, people making decisions which deliberately destroy Western nations.
We can talk about them at length.
Unchecked immigration is one of them.
The ridiculous drug laws and homeless laws in a lot of American cities, the democratic laws.
Telling hardworking farmers in Europe to kill all of their cattle because of the sun.
Absolutely. Climate change laws.
All of this garbage is done so that they benefit and then they get on a private jet and leave.
They create a mess and they leave you to sleep in it and they disappear because they are globalists.
Most people are not globalists.
They are tied to the land, and that is the difference.
And you'll often understand that people doing the most insane things, destroying nations, are globalistic because they know they're destroying the nation.
They just don't care because they have the opportunity of bouncing and existing somewhere else.
That's what a globalist is.
Big detailed report that we have linked on Infowars.com that proves that you're way more likely to get sick or die from these mRNA diseases.
Nanotech gene therapies that masquerade as vaccines than you are from the supposed COVID virus that erases your immune system and causes so much more.
It's harmful. Here's an article about it.
The Israeli News has it as well.
COVID vaccine more likely to put you in the hospital and keep you out.
BMJ editor analysis on Pfizer and Moderna.
And then here's the actual report dealing with that.
We have a responsibility, those of us that knew what was happening, that have been vindicated, to get this out more than ever, because now they've authorized the only country.
Six months up. To be given the shot.
We're talking about little babies six months old and up.
This is so criminal.
This is so evil. We now have the British Medical Journal and they admit children really don't get sick from COVID. Almost none die.
Why would you give them a shot?
It's linked to heart attacks, blood clots, infertility and so much more.
This is just an exercise of power and control for depopulation and we're exposing it all live.
Hmm. Interesting.
I need to...
What kind of parent gets their two-year-old to get the COVID injection when COVID can't hurt them and it's been repeatedly exposed as a poison injection?
Is this Darwinism?
Am I evil to sit and think, well, you're just dumb?
I don't understand who is getting their kids to get these injections.
Alex and I were the first people to call COVID. Now everybody jumps on the bandwagon.
Everyone's anti-COVID. They're all tough guys now.
But when the real fight was going on, It was Alex Jones and the Tate Brothers.
You know what it is? It's kind of like Alex Jones and the Tate Brothers were standing alone in a nightclub fighting 50 men by themselves.
And through their brilliant Aikido, they knocked everyone out.
And now that everyone's asleep on the floor, a bunch of fucking wannabes run over and kick the corpses and go, Hey, I helped.
You didn't help because you were all pussies.
And you know the thing that annoys me most about even being on Twitter now?
I see all these guys on the right.
They all talk shit about COVID. I remember during COVID... I remember all of them pissing their pants like pussies.
I can name...
I can't be bothered to make these people relevant.
But I can name 30 big tough guy accounts that pissed their fucking pants, masks and all.
Bunch of fucking babies.
Now that the fight's over, they all want to fucking join in.
Complete losers, bro.
Total losers. And these people lack self-accountability to the point where...
Bro, I saw fucking Jack Murphy, your mate, the cam guy.
Your buddy was tweeting anti-COVID stuff.
I was like, bro, you made your son get the vaccine so he could play Little League.
I know. And bragged about it, saying that it was the right move to do because he has a baseball career.
Little League ain't a career.
Your son ain't shit. You're fucking dildoing yourself on cam.
And you're full of vaccine along with your stupid kid.
Because you were a fucking coward.
And all these dudes were cowards.
They're all pussies, but now they want to run their mouths.
Fucking unbelievable. Your mate.
Who's your mate? Your mate.
Who's your best mate? Shut up.
Ben. Your mate, Ben, who calls for war everywhere.
Full of fucking vaccine.
Saying, ah, you had cam girls.
My cam girls were taller than you.
Get fucked. Little nerd.
They weren't vaccinated. You little nerd.
You're a little nerd!
They would have beaten him up. They would have beat the shit out of him.
Shout out to all the wonderful ladies who used to work for me back in their previous life.
You're all great people. Let's play some more fucking Alex Jones.
Some more Alex fucking Jones.
We're back. We're so back.
He's back. We are so back.
America's back. America is back.
You don't understand that, me and Andrew.
Alex Jones being allowed to talk is going to be such an important part of the culture shift needed to bring America back.
I am now more hopeful for the future than I've ever, ever been.
I said at the beginning, it's a culture that defines a nation.
This is a cultural win.
America can have the same laws, same geography, same flag, same national anthem, but if the culture is different, it stands a chance.
Literally, Alex Jones coming back because Elon's a hero.
Rumble existing because the owner, Chris, is a hero.
Us... Standing here, going to jail, fighting the Matrix, and trying to instill bravery in other men to not be afraid.
My three-stage plan, all of this is divine.
It came from God to destroy the Satanists, because they are Satanic.
They want your son to chop his balls off.
That is Satanic, and we are here to fight against them, and it's all coming together.
Cavalry is arriving. Reinforcements are arriving to our trench, Tristan.
Speaking of Satanic, I just want to bring up one more point about the man, the myth, the legend, the hero, Alex Jones.
Everyone makes these jokes.
The thing is, people see memes, and they hear things, and they don't know where they came from.
If you could imagine, just in your brain, a bunch I think?
On tape by who?
Alex fucking Jones, 20 years ago, snuck in to Bohemian Grove and literally filmed leaders of the world worshipping a statue of a fucking owl.
Idolaters. Evil, evil people.
Alex Jones risked his life to expose these people back in the early days of Infowars.
He also risked his life to expose about the frogs.
Brain chips in the troops.
They give the troops special vaccines that are really nanotech that already re-engineer their brains.
Now, there it is, the gay bomb.
Look it up for yourself. I mean, this is what they're...
What do you think tap water is?
It's a gay bomb, baby.
And I'm not saying people didn't naturally have homosexual feelings.
I'm not even getting into it, quite frankly.
I mean, give me a break.
You think I'm, like, shocked by it, so I'm up here bashing it because I don't like gay people?
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!
Do you understand that?
I'm sick of being social engineered.
It's not funny! I'm sick of being social engineered.
It's not funny! I thought about that being gay.
I'm sick of putting chemicals in the water.
Tap water turns you gay.
This is why I only drink sparkling water, as you've probably noticed.
And it can. Sealed.
Tap water turns you gay.
It turns the fucking frogs gay.
I'm sick of being socially engineered.
I'm sick of this crap! And you know what?
He said that. The things Alex Jones says, people laugh at him at the time.
And years later, it comes out to be true.
The chemicals in the tap water are making frogs turn into hermaphrodites who cannot reproduce.
That's actually happening.
Tap water. The same tap water they serve to you and me everywhere in the Western world.
in the, I guess, the civilized world.
They inflate your currency, they raise your taxes, they keep you on the breadline, they keep you broke, work at a job which is garbage, then you go to that work job and the PR company or the HR company ensures that you're not allowed to speak and say your opinion, otherwise that department will get you fired so that you become a pussy because if you don't talk at work, you probably won't talk at home and you don't think about things you're not allowed to talk.
So they have a family.
The man and the woman goes to work.
The PR department neuters their mind.
The children are at home all day without their parents' guidance.
Their parents are under attack for their morals.
They're getting destroyed. The child's watching Disney.
It's going to school reading books about being gay, how to chop its balls off.
And then, because everyone's broke, because they've inflated your currency through to the moon, because they're too busy funding proxy wars, you have to drink tap water because you can't afford sparkly water like Top G, and you don't have to drink the tap water Which turns you gay!
It's a gay bomb! You're being chemically, socially engineered!
and then their kid cuts his balls off.
Next video.
Why the name InfoWars?
Why do you think Alex Jones chose Infowars, Andrew?
Because it's an information war.
It's a war on information.
The Matrix operates on lies, operates on deception.
The whole point of the Matrix is that you're living in a false reality and they use you to sit there believing in a dream, believing in the idea of fairness and justice and democracy and all this other garbage so they can extract your body heat, e.g.
your labor, until you're no longer useful to the machine minds, the soulless, That's how the matrix operates.
If you knew the truth, your mind becomes free, and you'll be looking for freedom.
They don't want you to know the truth.
They want you to know lies. That is why it's an information war always has been.
That's why they've tried to censor information, which is why I came up with a three-step plan to break the matrix, which has been monumentally successful.
And here we are. Cavalry has arrived.
And it is not a minority on colleges in this country of the politically active people that support anything anti-America, anything anti-Israel.
They hate the family.
They hate the natural genders.
Just anything nasty, anything evil.
They have pro-abortion rallies.
I've seen them in Austin, but all over the country.
I've seen the video where women, soccer moms wear shirts.
Yeah, I killed the little bastard.
Yeah, it's a human. I killed it.
And then you have the satanic, you know, Temple Group filing cases in federal court saying when we kill babies in abortion, it's a sacrament.
The left has gone pure evil.
Now I want to make something clear.
I don't agree with Alex Jones on Israel, but I'm smart enough to not agree with everything someone says and still know they're good for the fight overall.
Yes, agreed. You have to agree with everything anyone says is asinine, which is why I destroyed your mate.
Who's your other mate? Your other mate.
What's his name? I'm not going to say these people are my mates.
But what's his name? Piers Morgan.
Your mate. Tristan's mate, Piers.
I recently just destroyed...
Let me find a tweet where I destroyed your mate.
Let me make that very clear.
I don't agree with Andrew Tate on 100% of everything and 100% of issues.
And we are brothers who live in the exact same house.
What do you mean? You don't have to... The betrayal.
You don't have to agree with 100% of everything a man says to understand that they are on your side in the fight against ultimate evil.
I'm not on your side. Get fucked.
Anyway, let me show you what I did to your mate.
So your little mate was pissing his little pants, your friend.
He's still tweeting about Alex Jones right now.
Yeah. Woo, Alex Jones!
So, Piers Morgan...
One second, before we get into this, I want to explain the context behind this Sandy Hook accusation that Piers keeps throwing at.
You do that, and I'll smoke a big cigar.
All right, so... I was watching another legend, another hero, Tucker Carlson, a few days ago, with the government whistleblower, the senator, who was talking about unidentified flying objects and all that the government does know and doesn't tell the people.
And he said, in exact words, he said, I have to be very careful what I say and what I release in terms of information that's fed to me, because they will purposefully feed me information, which they will then later discredit and use to discredit me.
Now, I don't know exactly what Alex Jones is...
comments on Sandy Hook were.
He may have said some things that were not true based on information that was probably fed to him to discredit him.
Not everybody is right 100% of the time.
People can make mistakes.
Alex Jones has even said, I've heard him say, you know, like, oh, I said this about the about Sandy Hook, but I was wrong about that.
And it was used as an attack vector to obviously financially completely cripple and discredit him and ban him from absolutely everything.
And if he was wrong about the Sandy Hook massacre, then he was wrong about the Sandy Hook massacre, just as just as I believe he's wrong about the Israel-Palestine situation. However, however.
To take one thing a man said that was wrong, for example, me saying I don't believe in God 10 years ago, you could take that, you could soundbite that and rail it online and drive it home as much as you possibly can for the rest of human time and not mention anything else that I do say that is correct.
It's lying by omission, like Andrew said.
So that's what Piers Morgan keeps talking about when he mentions Alex Jones and Sandy Hook.
Um... So, with that in mind, do you want to read the tweet, the tweet exchange?
Yeah. Alex Jones had a theory on Sandy Hook.
Again, information that was probably fed to him, so he said it.
He said one thing wrong. Wah!
Wah, wah, wah!
You talk on the internet all day long, every day.
For 25 years.
And you get one thing wrong.
Wah! Wah, Piers!
Let's cry about it! Wah!
Wah! What about the things you got wrong, Mr.
Fucking Vaccine? Dipshit.
And then what you want to do is you only want to mention the one thing you got wrong and not the 99 things you got right, which is lying by omission.
The tweet is right here. Piers Morgan, when somebody says 99 things right and you only focus on the thing they got wrong, you are lying about that person's character by deliberate omission.
This is the tactic of females and fassy men.
So pick which one you are.
Batty boy. No reply.
Didn't think so. Binary choice, sir.
I leave it to you.
Because that's what you do.
So you're going to have to choose which one you want to be.
Yeah, I've been wrong about things.
Everyone's been wrong about things.
It's called life.
And it's called growing older.
And it's called reflection.
And self-reflection. So, yeah, I agree.
That's a very stupid thing to do.
But, I mean, let's talk about the things he did get right.
I remember in July 2001, a few months prior to September 11th, he was saying...
America needs an attack on American soil.
They're going to use it to take our rights away.
Airliners may be involved.
They're going to blame some goon called Bin Laden who lives in the Middle East.
I mean, Alex Jones called 9-11.
Alex Jones also, reading the Rockefeller report, called COVID. They're going to release a virus.
The virus is gonna be used as a medical passport, as a catalyst to bring in medical passports, gonna lock us all in our homes, they're gonna restrict our travel, delete our freedom, about a year before anyone heard the word coronavirus.
Alex Jones has...
Alex Jones is right, is a meme for a reason.
I need to get some Alex Jones is right t-shirts.
Does he sell those?
Infowarsstore.com, by the way, everyone.
Support the information war.
I'm gonna go to Infowarsstore.com and buy a load of crap today.
I'm going on it right now. What have I been saying for the longest time about the fact that the elite want you poor because it makes you drink the tap water which turns your son into a ball chopper?
Millions dead from the poison shots.
Tens of millions sick. Global government.
Mass censorship. Control.
And if you look at Europe or you look at the United States, the globalists admit they don't want a wealthy, large middle class and for people in Africa, in Latin America, in Asia, in the Middle East to aspire to owning a home with a two-car garage and two cars and going on vacation three times a year and having access to medical care.
They don't want the gluttonous, wasteful, Western American idea of progress.
They admit that. They're at war against it.
The tiny elite want you poor.
How many times have I said this exact thing?
I've said the only reason we have the war room is because the only thing that can defeat the Matrix is brotherhood.
And the only reason we have the HU, the real world, is because the only thing that can defeat the Matrix is finance.
You need to have rich brothers in one room who agree.
Because they print the money, so trust me.
If they can outprint the money and you have no money at all, you're going to end up drinking that tap water in the bread line.
You need to get rich. I've said this for a very long time, that you are no use to the resistance, no use to the fight against the Matrix if you're a broki.
Brokies are no good to us.
We need men who understand the truth, who make as much money as possible, because they do not want you to be rich, because if you are rich, you have power.
Money is to store time and energy of other humans.
That's what it is, and it's very important.
I've explained this at length on endless emergency meetings.
I've said we don't need money.
The only reason we've created the things we've created is to give you a path outside of the matrix.
We will give you a brotherhood if you're a good brother and we'll teach you how to get rich if you want to work hard.
We'll give you exactly what you need.
All you have to do is join and do the work.
We've given you a path.
We've given you a... Piece of paper, a map that shows where the treasure is.
All you have to do is follow the map so that if you want to be useful to the resistance, you're not just some brokie by himself.
In fact, you're a rich man with a powerful network.
Those are the people we need, and Alex Jones himself is confirming that.
The reason Tristan and I have managed to attack the Matrix and break it and implement a three-stage plan which made us the most famous man in the world and genuinely changed the culture of planet Earth is because we are rich!
If we were broke, we couldn't do it.
Batman, without any money, wouldn't be able to fight the bad guys.
If you really give a shit, and you really believe in the fact that Satanists are trying to chop your son's balls off, then you need to get as rich as possible and do something about it instead of sitting there like a brokie, drinking the tap water, waiting for a gay frog to get into your bed one night and suck you off.
I've had enough. I've had enough of this social engineering.
I've had enough of these demons trying to steal the souls of my children.
Oh, that's another one Alex Jones was right about.
I remember 12 years ago, Alex Jones was painted all over the media as a crazy person as he sat there saying that certain people who are in charge of running the world are satanic pedophiles who go to private islands in the Caribbean and have sex with kids.
And everyone's like, the people in charge of the world?
Secret island in the Caribbean?
Sex with kids?
Satanic pedophiles?
Nah, this guy's a lunatic.
Alex Jones was right.
Alex Jones is right.
Still doing it to this day.
You think Epstein was the only man in the fucking business?
There's probably 50 of them. Release the client list.
How about you're a human trafficker?
The World Economic Forum came out today and said they've hired 110,000 information warriors to counter disinformation and infowarsion.
They're losing. We're winning.
Tyrants aren't omnipresent.
They're not all powerful. You don't have to believe that they have just been given the keys to destiny and the future.
But they have been given the keys to the future if you advocate and lay down the authority you have.
As for us, we're fighting for humanity.
We believe in humanity. We're betting on you.
We're betting on ourselves. Don't believe they've been given the keys to the future of humanity.
You have to believe in yourself.
You have to fight back. He's completely right.
We're fighting for you. You need to fight with us.
You need to get as strong and rich and powerful as possible.
You need to be a big, strong, rich man with important friends.
That's what you need to do. If you don't want to trust us, if you don't want to join the war room, if you don't want to join H.U. and learn how to do it from us, then do it yourselves.
But you have to do it. It's the only way to resist against oppression.
Alex Jones just said it. That's a very important clip.
They don't own the future unless we give it to them, unless we lay down our arms and give up.
That's why they want you drinking the tap water.
That's why they want you doing exactly what they say you should do.
Go to school, get in debt, watch Disney, jerk off to porn the whole way through before you know that decade of your life is wasted.
I spent my entire 20s kicking the shit out of people.
What did you do with your 20s?
You had a decade, the same amount of time I had.
All I did was endlessly train and I still outperformed you in every single human metric.
You did nothing but jerk off!
Jerk off and watch TV and chase some bitch around who ended up leaving you anyway.
You wasted your life!
And that's what they want you to do.
They want you semi-depressed.
They want you to sit at home miserable.
Because that is how you lay down your arms, you lay down your sword and open the gates for the globalists to come in with their endless oppression and turn you into an ID code, a QR code.
Nothing more than that. A robot, which belongs to the machine, has taxes to pay.
Can't leave his 15-minute city because his wee-wee is too small.
Eating the bugs. That's what they want for you.
And unless you're a complete coward, you should be resisting.
I'm going to play that clip again.
I liked it so much. I'll play it one more time.
The World Economic Forum came out today and said they've hired 110,000 information warriors to counter disinformation and infowars.
They're losing. We're winning.
Tyrants aren't omnipresent.
They're not all powerful. You don't have to believe that they have just been given the keys to destiny and the future.
But they have been given the keys to the future if you advocate and lay down the authority you have.
As for us, we're fighting for humanity.
We believe in humanity. We're betting on you.
They put us in a dungeon Tristan They put us in a cell to rot with the cockroaches.
Here we are. Luckily, our disclaimer will keep us perfectly safe from trying to do it again.
Nah. Can't wait to pull that disclaimer out in court.
I'm a liar, Your Honor!
Well, I believe in the mainstream news.
Tate's interest is not making an appearance today.
Why? Where's Tate's interest? Alex Jones is bad.
Why is Alex Jones bad? Because he's a Nazi, and because he doesn't want us living in pods and eating bugs, he doesn't care about the earth, and we're all going to die from global warming.
Let's play one more clip.
Play the clip I sent of him shouting at Piers Morgan.
I've sent you a billion text messages.
I've called you everything every day and I'm not getting anything back.
Like, what's going on? Shut up.
People aren't ready to be spied on yet.
What was that a fact?
People haven't been acclimated yet.
Did you let them finish? We're in a police state.
It's 1984. You guys just want to normalize it.
Alex, how come you're here? If we're in a police state, how come you're here?
They actually turned back some of my reporters, but they didn't turn me back, and I was told this because they don't want to make a stink.
Do you think the BBC is part of the Buildable Group?
Well, you know, Winston Smith did work here.
I mean, come on, Eric Blair worked here, and that's what he said it was.
Why do you think we've let you on?
Why have we let you on, then? Because you guys think that you can manage the whole thing and now our information's gotten too big.
I have three million radio listeners a day.
That's a low number. Three million.
I get about 50 million YouTube views a month.
That's a very conservative number.
I make films, put them online for free, that can watch 40 million times like the Obama deception.
And that's why, because the establishment doesn't know what to do.
Now, Alex has this point, and it's an important one.
I would have, say, ten years ago said, listen to all this stuff.
He believes that people put cancer virus in vaccine in order to create a eugenics program.
That's what he believes in.
We talk about medical discoveries. And we would have said, and I would have said, hey, that's kind of mad and so on.
And it's an interesting psychological phenomenon.
The problem is that conspiracy theories like this are believed in...
Hey, listen, I'm here to warn people.
You keep telling me to shut up.
This isn't a game, okay?
Our government in the U.S. is building FEMA camps.
We have an NDAA where they disappear people now.
You have this arrest for public safety, life in prison.
You are the worst person I've ever interviewed.
No, no, it's basically off with their heads, disappear them, take them away.
David, thank you for being with us.
Infowars.com.
Liberty is ready. You're watching the Sunday politics.
We have an idiot in the program today, coming up in just 20 minutes.
You will not stop the Republic!
Humanity is awakening!
Infowars.com!
No! You guys...
You will not stop freedom!
You will not stop the Republic!
And he's right! He's right.
They had him on that show to try and make a fool of him because he's getting too many views with too much information.
They thought they could manage the situation and discredit him.
And in fact, he did the absolute opposite.
And he is also right that the Batty Boy Corporation is part of the mainstream agenda which is designed to enforce the Matrix and perpetrate its lies.
That's what they did to us.
Constantly the BBC has some article to say bad things about us.
Don't say anything bad about their own people when they get caught committing sexual predator crimes.
Piers Morgan sticks up for all of his other MSN presenters, which get caught breaking the law, but then wants to sit down with me and talk bollocks about a TikTok account.
Shut up! You're all the Matrix.
BBC's the Matrix. Alex Jones sat there and told him right to their faces.
Called him stupid to their face.
He's a hero. He's not afraid to stand up for what's right.
So, before we go, now that we know the culture is shifting, I also have made some very pertinent, interesting, charismatically delivered, insightful questions.
I did observations about the fact that there's no superheroes left, so we launched our own comic book, and there's no superheroes in movies anymore.
I did a tirade after leaving jail about Ant-Man, which you can find on Rumble.com, explaining that they're trying to destroy the ideals of masculine resistance because they intend on enslaving us all.
And... That might explain why Alex Jones, in his fight against the Matrix, just like we launched a comic book to give kids something to aspire to, which is anything other than cuckery.
Because even, isn't Spider-Man gay now your mate?
I have not watched any superhero.
He's your mate. You speak to him.
Is he gay now? So Tristan's mate Spider-Man's gay, so we had to launch our own comic book.
And Alex Jones has made his own video game!
Which had to be done, because nowadays every single thing that's produced is for some reason a massive psy-op trying to convince you to drink tap water so they can chemically engineer you to chop your balls off while your parents are away at a HR department taking their opinions away drinking tap water endlessly at work while the currency's inflated so they can't afford sparkling water in cans only millionaires like me can afford it. In fact...
Can I just say actually, we have not spoken to Alex Jones since he got released a couple hours ago the time difference in the United States.
The reason we're pushing this video game, I just want to make this very clear, this is not a paid advert.
This is not something we're getting a commission on, or something we're working together on.
It's just something that we think is fucking cool.
And you're right, all these fucking little boys, if you're gonna stare at your phone and play a video game, it's fucking Candy Crush, Rainbow Adventures.
Whereas, Alex Jones...
Came up with an alternative. Candy Crush Rainbow Adventure.
That sounds like the kind of game that you play.
You may as well just chop your balls off.
Right, Alex Jones' video game.
First time I'm playing it. Never played it before.
We're about to play Alex Jones' video game.
Alright, let's go. New World Order Wars.
Nice.
All right, pretty basic controls.
Little Dr. Fooker has hatched a plan to turn everyone into a gay frog by injecting you with an mRNA LGBTQ ad-poll technology vaccine that depletes your testosterone and turns you into a rainbow amphibian.
Dr. Fooker has hatched a plan to turn everyone into a gay frog by injecting you with an LGBTQ vaccine.
That's gonna turn you into a gay tadpole amphibian.
But Alex Jones is gonna stop him.
This is some video game streaming I can get behind.
time.
It's my first time playing this game, by the way, so don't judge me.
Die, Globally! This is as fake as Big Mike being a woman.
He just literally said this is as fake as Big Mike being a woman.
Of course this game is ever so slightly unrealistic because of the way it's set up.
You're turning the frickin' frogs gay!
I just killed the gay frogs!
Big Mike isn't a woman!
What's the M do? Machine gun.
Machine gun. I'll show you some America.
Machine gun. The elites don't want you to know this, but the guts of the park are free.
You can take them home.
I have 558 guns.
Fuck off, K-Frog.
No sir. Say hello to my little friend.
Not on my watch. Virgin Billionaire!
I'm going to lower the world's population.
Stupid bitch. Ah shit, he just shot me.
I lost my machine gun.
The Virgin Billionaire shot me.
I'm going to lower the world's population.
Fuck's sake! How do I kill the Virgin Billionaire?
Let me stand on this platform. Let me run away.
I'm going to lower the world's population.
You're not going to lower the world's population.
Robert Alex Jones is here, controlled by Top G. You don't stand a chance, Virgin Billionaire.
I thought you did computers, Liptard.
Well played. The Liptards suffer another defeat at the hands of Top G, coupled up with Alex Jones.
We need Alex Jones on an emergency meeting.
We need Alex Jones on an emergency fucking meeting, don't we?
I'll call him after this.
Say, hello, sir. Top G here.
Good friend of yours, an ally in the battle against the Matrix.
I think all the people at home would like to see Alex Jones on an emergency meeting.
Put one in the chat if you want to see Alex Jones in an emergency meeting.
Fucking libtards. Virgin billionaires trying to reduce the world's population.
Turn on the fucking frog scale. I'm tired of being social engineered.
I'm tired of being social engineered!
If you're wondering why I'm drinking champagne and dressed in a bow tie, it's because he's back and I'm celebrating.
You know what upsets me, Tristan?
It actually upsets me deep in my heart.
I was texting my 44 bitches today.
Sorry, I don't want to be a misogynist.
A few of your lady friends.
A few of my lady friends. And I was like, Alex Jones is back!
And like half of them were like, yay!
And the other half were like, who's that?
And I had to block. That's because you don't do InfoWars and Chill on a first date.
I told you about this.
What's InfoWars and Chill? What's InfoWars and Chill?
It's the Tristan the Talisman Tate elite dating strategy.
Now, obviously I'm a one-woman man these days, but when I first met that wonderful, beautiful woman on my first or second date...
Is this satire?
Does this, uh...
We have a disclaimer.
We'll cover a disclaimer. Okay, we're just lying.
So... What I do is, on my first or second date, especially when she's at my house, pour a few drinks, and you sit and you watch InfoWars, and every time he says the word globalist or agenda, you drink a shot.
That's a fucking party. You must get drunk quick.
I know, you don't drink anymore, but I'm telling you, InfoWars and chill is a fire day, especially when the girls don't speak English, because they'll, like, speak Russian or something, and they'll be sitting there, ha ha ha, globalist!
Doesn't even know what Alex Jones is saying.
So I'm having a great time because I'm watching InfoWars Alex Jones.
The girl's there, blah, blah, blah, in my ear, not listening to her anyway.
It's all me drinking and watching InfoWars, you see.
So the girl's just the side product.
She's having the time of her life because, obviously, she's in my company.
She's got, you know, tall, sexy, handsome, rich Tristan Tate next to her.
But I'm just enjoying some good old-fashioned InfoWars, you know?
She's laughing in my ear. Heh heh, globalist!
Yeah, globalist, yeah. And I'm tuning in to the Information War, getting the information I need.
If you're watching this, you are part of the Resistance.
Nice. Infowars and chill.
Nice. I want all of you...
Men and women, whenever you have a date, maybe it's date night with your wife, I'd like you to do an Info Wars and Chill night.
And please, now that saying the word Alex Jones used to get you banned, literally, now you could speak freely on X and show yourselves having wonderful Info Wars and Chill dates.
So I highly recommend that you do that.
It's my strategy. So that's why your girls don't know about Alex Jones.
Well, this is the problem. You've been playing it wrong.
Well, this is the problem. I've had to block half of my harem for not knowing who Alex Jones is.
And obviously they got blocked, so now they're in full panic mode.
I've lost the Top G! All I can do is find a replacement for the Top G, but there is no replacement for the Top G. The best I can do is get a fan of him, which means I have to get fucked by the fan of the man who used to reply to me.
So then they start looking up Alex Jones, trying to understand why they were blocked.
And if they go deep enough down the rabbit hole, they'll send me a long email explaining to me how 9-11 was an inside job.
And only then will they be able to get any dick out.
Ever again. Because if they don't, they're blocked.
Because let me tell you one thing about the top G, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's replacing a bitch.
And if you don't know who Alex Jones is, you gotta go.
A man needs some principles and standards.
Yes. There has to be a point where enough is enough.
And if you don't know who Alex Jones is, I have very little interest in talking to you.
Because, as my brother just said, he will go on a date with a brilliant, beautiful 10 out of 10 Russian woman.
The kind of woman who you're trying to spam on Instagram who doesn't reply to you because she's too busy chasing us.
I don't even have Instagram. And she'll sit down in a room and we'll play Infowars.
She'll have no idea what's going on.
And she'll sit there and smile and have the time of her life because she doesn't actually give a shit because she gets to be next to us.
I get to go on dates with women and sit there and talk about the globalist agenda and how to try and turn us all gay by socially engineering us through the tap water.
And they haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.
And they're sitting there going, okay, and they'll do anything I want by the end of it.
Whereas you have to go on a date and ask, so what's your favorite color?
And you still don't get jerked off.
You still have to buy her flowers and go home alone.
I turn up and sit down and say, Alex Jones is unbanned.
I don't have time for this date.
I'm going to be on my phone because I'm texting Alex Jones.
I want to do an emergency meeting about this.
Maybe we'll bang later, but now I'm busy.
First date. Order a pasta or anything else you want.
I'm rich. Ignore her.
Talk about the globalist agenda.
Do Aikido with my brother.
Bring her home. And it's all over.
That's what happens when you're Top G. Because she gets to go in my cars.
Whereas when you're you, it's... So do you like...
Music? Concerts?
What's your middle name?
I've done one this app recently.
Got any brothers or sisters?
So how many other men have you met on Bumble?
Do you like restaurants?
We're so back. We are so back.
America's back. America is back.
Woo! We're so fucking back.
Well, look at the biggest news organizations in the world.
Me and you are bigger than the BBC. The BBC, which is valued at billions.
The Batty Boy Corporation. We can write things and put videos out and get ten times the views of the BBC. And we don't demand a license fee.
So, we're bigger than the BBC. Tucker's bigger than everyone on Earth.
Every media outlet on Earth.
Alex Jones InfoWars is about to come back into the big time.
I feel like America's back, my friend.
I feel like America is fucking back.
I'm starting to get really mad. Have you been drinking the tap water?
No. I might unblock them all and just be like, so you don't know who Alex Jones is?
I bet you know who fucking James Charles is, don't you?
I bet you know who Lil Nas X is.
I bet you know what fucking Kardashian was up to.
I bet you've been following Ariana Grande.
I bet you know about all that crap.
Oh, what? Tell me about Taylor Swift's new album.
Oh, but you don't know who Alex fucking Jones is.
You know what? It's always been men fighting for the freedom of women so women can live in this fucking false reality dream world, floating through the world, floating through Earth, not giving a shit about anything, while men deal with all the real problems, sitting there with an empty mind.
I like Taylor Swift.
I like this. What about Alex Jones?
What about the people who are fighting for your freedom?
They locked you in your house, tried to force you to get poison injections.
They tried to come along with COVID 2.0, and Alex Jones exposed them.
And they put me in jail because I'll tell the truth.
Don't you care about men like me fighting for your freedom?
I don't really care about things like that.
I just want to live happy. You know, I really care about Taylor Swift's new album.
But the worst thing about it is they only use this selective, empty-mind garbage when they want you to pay their bills.
The second you do something they don't like, they come up with an opinion.
Then they know everything. Then they want to sit there and go, well, I think.
Oh, you think now.
You didn't think before.
You didn't think when Alex Jones was telling you the WF was trying to slave you and put you in a 15-minute city.