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Got My GT4 RS Spares?
00:01:24
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| I don't want to brag and I don't want to be arrogant. | |
| I would hate for people on the internet to think I have an ego. | |
| But I'm pretty fucking cool. | |
| I'm getting lots of questions about where my cars came from. | |
| They're like, hey, did you get your cars back? | |
| No! No, I didn't. | |
| Let me tell you the story of the GT4 RS. The GT4 RS came out, the Porsche. | |
| Everyone was going on about it, got all these raving reviews. | |
| They were all completely sold out. | |
| I was trying to get hold of one, and they started talking about something like premium. | |
| You had to pay some money on top. | |
| Like, peasants have this obsession with something called money. | |
| To me, I don't get it. | |
| It's like, what? You want money? Here. | |
| It's an extra premium, 100 grand, 50 grand, 60 grand, a million. | |
| Who gives a shit? It's all the same. Numbers on the screen. | |
| Habit. So I tried to procure one in Italy and procure one in Germany. | |
| I ended up getting two. So I have two GT4 RSs. | |
| D-Clock came to my house, busted in, took all my cars, including my GT4 RS, but they didn't know I had a spare. | |
| I'm that guy. I'm so cool. | |
| I have spare of everything. Oh, he took all his diamond watches, got spares, took all his cars, got spares, took his hose, or his hoe left, got a new one. | |
| So the coolest thing about my current driveway is not that I have cars on the drive. | |
| It's that they're exact duplicates of the cars they took. | |
| They took my McLaren 765 and they didn't know I had four. | |
| So there's another McLaren 765. | |
| They took my GT4 RS and they didn't know I had two. | |
| So there's another GT4 RS. They took my 812 competition, my Ferrari. | |
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Spare Everything
00:09:01
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| They didn't know I have three. | |
| Sorry. Two I have, one they have, three. | |
| That's on the way. And I actually want to take some credit. | |
| I think I might be the world's best at speccing cars. | |
| Everyone thinks they're good at speccing cars. | |
| I see all these other supercars on the internet on the street. | |
| I've never seen cars as beautiful as mine. | |
| I'm an artist. I always get exactly the right color, the right amount of carbon, beautiful, all of them. | |
| And they're all different. Trying to have 41 cars is different. | |
| It's not as easy as you think. Look at the spec on the GT4. Pretty basic, carbon, matte grey, but then I got the blue alloy ones. | |
| It's gorgeous. I've done it perfectly. | |
| I nailed it. This McLaren has exactly the right amount of carbon, which is basically every option. | |
| Exactly where the right amount is all of it. | |
| Again, it's gorgeous. Everything's perfect in my life. | |
| I've done everything right. My life's perfect. | |
| God's blessed me with all these genetic gifts, all this money, big dick. | |
| All I had to do was go to jail a little bit. | |
| Price was worth paying Bailey Music Playing I'm going easy on the first one Save some power 70 70 yeah | |
| 70 Alright, so no matter what Alex gets, what's gonna happen? | |
| I'm gonna double it on the next one. No matter what? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No matter what. So I just did 70 for a little. | |
| Just test it out. Your turn, Alex. | |
| No, I cannot. It's 100. | |
| I can do maybe 40, so you can do 80. | |
| We'll see. Do as many as you can. | |
| Make it hard for me. | |
| I'm like a pussy. If I do 40, I do 80. | |
| Do as many as you can. | |
| Fuck. | |
| You need to rest your knees when you hold it up. | |
| Can we do stairs after this? | |
| Okay. | |
| It's easy. | |
| 40. | |
| Alex. 60. | |
| Nice. 70. | |
| Get 100. 84. | |
| 92. 184. So before anyone says anything, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm going to | |
| does anything about fat, it's only 10 kilo. | |
| It's more than 10 kilo because it's on this machine which makes it a bit harder for some reason. | |
| It's stiff. But, also, we've done a bunch of heavy bench already. | |
| So we're tired. And now we're just having ridiculous competitions with lightweight. | |
| So, you did 92. | |
| So I had to try and double it. | |
| So I said I would because I'm an arrogant idiot. | |
| So now I have to do 184. | |
| So I have to find my chi. | |
| I have to gather my chi from the universe. | |
| The chi war. Alright, 184. | |
| You're counting. Yep. What I'm going to do is I'm going to turn off my brain and take a nice leisurely stroll. | |
| And my arms will move automatically. | |
| That's my plan. Seems like a master plan. | |
| It's a master plan. Because you have to count. | |
| I don't even have to worry about counting. | |
| You guys are counting. I'm just leisurely 4 5 6 7 8 9 60 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 70 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 80 1 2 3 4 5 One, | |
| two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, five hundred. | |
| Okay. Take a little break from my throw. | |
| Back to the real world of pain. | |
| Eighty-four left, yeah? | |
| Yeah. Cool. Let me get the four up on me. | |
| Let's do that quick. One, two, three, four. | |
| Okay. Eighty. | |
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. | |
| Good. 70 more. | |
| Let's go. Breathe, breathe, breathe. | |
| Recover. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. | |
| 60 more. Breathe. | |
| You can do it. 1, 2, 3, You got it Andrew. | |
| You got it! Mess him up, Andrew. | |
| Mess him up. Do it. | |
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 20 more. | |
| Easy! Alex, you're screwed. | |
| He said he would do it and he's doing it. | |
| 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. | |
| Downhill slide. Downhill slide. | |
| Breathe. Take your time. | |
| 10 more. Easy. | |
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. | |
| Oh, he did it. He did it. | |
| He did it. | |
| You're a stubborn cunt. Just don't be stubborn. | |
| Stubbornness is a superpower. | |
| Fucking hell. That was insane. | |
| I swear, I was thinking you killed it. | |
| I swear, but you did it, man. | |
| Incredible. Alright Alex, your turn to double it. | |