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Sept. 29, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Peanut Butter Cigarettes | Tate Confidential Ep 190
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🎵 Smallest circle, links bigger than the back of a turtle 🎵
🎵 Violate killers, separate with the church, fuck bitches make more money, that's for certain 🎵
🎵 Yo papa, rise up each of us, the whole team a take off like Nasa 🎵
🎵 Count the girls we die in a mill like a star, and we counting up with all the heavy over 🎵
🎵 Yo, tell them a one code, them a chatty pan phone, big pussy pan road, fuck the game up 🎵
I never need a control.
And the link to my neck, that I need that goal.
I'll make money, that's my philosophy.
Since school days when I'm asked, what you wanna be?
And I'll fuck some real pretty girl like Caribee.
I'll take a look at my eyes, you won't think I'll follow me.
I took up a killer sicker than the pharmacy.
Chavity, I said she want to wear a sip and a jeep.
And the night sight thug make a drop your panty Only want more money, me no want no more friends Pop Smokey, bitch, you a co-loaded lingo Bitching the bad bitches and who's them?
Shit, hop to the hotel, the whole way a sell Smallest circle, links bigger than the back of a turtle While your little killers separate with the hurt Your fuck bitches make more money, that's for certain Yo, papa, rise up, bitch, a fa The whole team a take off like NASA Monte Gallo Fidei, Namilla Casa. And we continue to pedal every hour.
Tourne dans le vide, vide. Tourne dans le vide, vide. Tourne dans le vide, il me fait tourner.
Tourne dans le vide, vide, vide. Tourne dans le vide, tourne dans le vide, il me fait tourner.
You're off house arrest. And yet it's Saturday night.
You're off house arrest. What are you talking about?
Are you on house arrest?
Yes. No, you're not.
Give me the paperwork. You've never been on house arrest.
You're off house arrest. And it's Saturday night and you're inside.
I'm by your side no matter what.
Don't blame me, man. You could go out and do whatever you wanted, and you decided to stay home.
Why are you so boring? Why are you home on a Saturday night?
You're officially free. Well, I have boring friends.
Look at you. You're boring. So what the fuck are you expecting to do?
You're here. You're not even on house arrest.
You've never been on house arrest. You've never even been to jail.
And you're home. Saturday night.
So my friends are boring, so of course I'm in town.
I'm gonna go kill myself now.
Cigarettes are cool. So you've never made a mistake, Dale?
Cigarettes are cool. They're super cool.
It's the coolest thing I've ever done.
It's the coolest thing I've ever done.
Smoking a cigarette. Yeah, look.
Dale, it's a Peter Pan peanut butter alone.
Andrew, you hungry? I'm making lunch.
I never make lunch.
So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
You're gonna eat exactly what I eat for lunch.
Because it's nutritious and delicious.
Here you go. Peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
How can you be scared of something that size?
Why are you scared of something that size?
But how pathetic is it?
Oh, mate!
That is bad.
You can't say that. They're not pathetic.
They're good. They increase your testosterone.
They make you more of a man. So, what are you waiting for?
We're not looking for you. I used to think everyone ought to use your badness.
I used to think you're badness.
Don't do it. Turn into these.
Look at them. Punies and pathetic.
There's long, cold nights in jail in January.
It's freezing cold outside.
Getting that warm smoke in your lungs?
It's wonderful. And it's a Peter Pan peanut butter.
We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes, and that's going to be lunch today.
Are you it? If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me, you chose the wrong guy.
Because this is perfectly fine.
I'd consider this perfectly fine.
What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein.
It's made of peanuts. It can't be that bad.
Yeah, yeah. That's what it boils down to.
So what do you say? Because it's a peanut butter only.
Peanut butter only. Peanut butter only.
I'm supposed to smoke this.
Yeah. Pure protein.
Peanut butter only. If you want to dilute it, you've got cigarettes.
Hard to talk. Maybe you're working for the Matrix to shut me up.
Part of my plan. Yeah, but I have testosterone, see?
But it makes no sense.
Why? Well, it doesn't make sense about the fact that I'm screaming Peter Pan peanut butter alert when you have to smoke a cigarette.
How does that not make sense to you?
He got you. I'm confused.
So are we. I'm confused.
You realize you'll be enlightened as soon as you partake in that cigarette.
As soon as you swallow, you'll get it.
I just... To be honest, I just don't know whether everything I've known my whole life is real anymore.
Nothing's real here. After seeing you turn so quickly from being anti-cigarettes to nails.
I've seen my friends jailed for something they didn't do.
I just don't know what to believe anymore.
Nothing's real. I wasn't really familiar.
Beer can, peanut butter.
Thank you. Thank you.
Dale. It's over, isn't it?
It is. Nothing's real.
Nothing is real. It's time to start smoking.
It's a Peter Pan peanut butter alert. I had to smoke it too, see?
He's taking it seriously. What I want to know is...
Oh, you got it.
It's a Peter Pan peanut butter alert.
Cool. If you don't smoke, we're fucked.
Do you want everyone in this room to die of Peter Pan peanut butterness?
You have to save us all day.
And the way you do it is less open.
I've had enough of this shit.
Now if you're a real professional you can't have a quadrogram.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
Yeah, this is called a quadrogram and it's only for those who want the most testosterone.
A quadragret? A quadragret, yeah.
For real serious situations.
You can't beat a quadragret, you know?
It's the equivalent to having four times the amount of power of one cigarette.
Yeah, that's true. Tell me I'm wrong.
You've evolved. If you have one cigarette, Are you telling me it doesn't...
it doesn't have the same...
it has the same power as four?
Of course it doesn't.
No. Of course it doesn't. So you need a quadrigrette to level up.
Or you're onto something.
A quadrogram is healthy.
As long as you smoke quadrograms all the time.
Because each cigarette cancels each other out.
Yeah. So one's bad, two's good, three's bad, super good.
It's better than not smoking.
It's not to make sense. See, I wasn't doing the maths.
That was the problem.
That's why they have two.
And then I got jealous.
How many words are in peer pen peanut butter?
Do you know what PT stands for?
I'll just say I need to get my PT session in this morning.
What would I be talking about?
Peanut butter, tequila.
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