They tried to take all the cars | Tate Confidential Ep 189
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See you later, loser.
Hit the ground. When did you get this?
All I've got is the Lada, so if you ever want to roll in luxury, I've just got this to roll around in.
I quite like the Lada though.
The Lada's not a good car.
What do you mean it's not a good car?
You're going to be begging me to drive you around in that Lada.
It's the only car we've got. You can't sit in this all day.
Yes, I can. Now we're off house arrest, okay?
We're not going to be seeing you only around in that Lotto.
I will. What choice do you have?
This. That's why I got it.
Nah. What if you ever want to drive yourself?
Yeah, if I feel like driving fast, what?
A sports car in Lotto?
Yeah. 12 minute corners.
What did they take off us?
We took an 812 Superfast.
Rolls-Royce. Lamborghini Huracan's Evo.
Ferrari 458 Italia.
They took a...
Carrera 4S, TechArc.
Carrera 4S, our TechArc Porsche.
765LT McLaren. The McLaren 765LT. GT4RS. The Mercedes V-Class Van Luxury Transporter.
The DBS and the Vanquish S Aston Martins.
Yeah, the Aston Martins. What else did they take?
Have you ever heard the saying, if you know what you've got, then you ain't got much?
Is that it? Let me go through it again.
They took a GT4 RS Porsche, a Carrera 4S Porsche, a TechArt, GG Street R Porsche.
Those are the Porsches. They took a 765LT McLaren.
They took Aston Martin DBS, Aston Martin Vanquish S. They took...
The V-Class what? Yeah, the V-Class van.
They took an M5. They took an S63 AMG. They took a Lamborghini Huracan Evo.
They took the 812 Superfast Ferrari, the 458 Ferrari.
They took the Rolls-Royce.
Yeah, they took a few cars. They took a few of them, man.
Yeah, a few. Is that everything they took?
I can't even remember. What exactly is this?
How are you? Hi!
How are you? Hi. Sorry, I can't drive.
Yeah, no problem. It's Romania, bro.
It's Romania. Let me know how it goes.
Ah, okay. Hi.
Hi. How are you?
Yeah, good, good.
Okay.
Yeah, so they took like...
14 cars, I think?
Which is almost... It's almost, what?
A third of our collection.
A third of our collection, yeah. Almost, yeah.
Lucky we've got spares. About 30 spare, yeah.
So we've brought in another 765 LT. I think we have four of them now.
Yeah, we do. And another GT4 RS. I think we have three of those.
Yeah. Gotta add to the picture, man.
The thing is... When you're an uber rich billionaire, you buy the best cars, and then there's not enough new cars to buy, so you just buy multiple of the same car.
I have four 765's because I love them.
I have three GT4 RS's because I love them.
I find a car I love, and I'm like, give me three, give me four.
It's like a t-shirt. I have all these t-shirts.
It's the same. In your different houses, at your different places.
Give me like five, six of them.
Normal. So yeah, they confiscated almost a third of our collection.
Good job guys Look at that smile
I'm gonna go get my car I'm gonna go get my car Wait Tristan, I thought DCOP took all your cars and you were broke Thank you.
Well, clearly you've made other arrangements, haven't you?
I've made a few arrangements, my friend.
A few? What is this?
Why do we have four of these?
Look at this. No, no, no. Come check this.
Come check this. Come look at this. The plastic is still on the screen.
Yeah, it's brand new. How many glimmers have you got?
Four. Yeah, let's pull a brand new one.
Let's pull. 600, 700, 1000, something.
Money isn't real. Money's not real.
You're actually a little too early.
I need only one signature, please.
Yes sir. And one photo please.
No problem, brother. No problem.
Big, big, big.
The decal dance.
I haven't driven a car in 10 months and the first one I'm driving is a GT4 RS. Are you ready?
I'm born ready. Oh, Bailey.
Sometimes, in life, it's the lamentation of your enemies.
There's nothing that gives you more satisfaction.
You understand? Yes.
Andrew's brother took his cars!
He can't take him. He ain't got enough trucks to take my cars.
He'll go truck shopping.
He won't take my cars. Are you ready to go for a drive?
I think we might have to, my friend.
I think it's the right thing to do.
You're not going to get any work done today.
No way. No way.
No way.
No way.
The driveway is getting full again Already, bro. Just got started.
and look They took a blue one purple one I Know I Know I Love me
Please don't let them catch me with the empty clip. Please don't let them catch me with nothing. We're stick show me who genuine Cuz my paranoid to everything long time in asleep when we live Let me I beg you cover me. Yeah, if you go back we can find love a bit can't just nobody The roof rodeo just some away So it's great me can't let my dog. Yeah, if they catch me me take the charge Yeah, I've a bright future full of darkness friends. Make it feel like enemy
I Love me I Love me I Love me I Love me I Love me I Love me
the , uh
It's hot it's hot that's hard work
Come around this side. It's hot.
Are you not hot? It's okay.
You're welcome. High five.
Go get Mickey Mouse money.
Get robbed. Big G! Bro!
They just said, no time, no see!
Call DCo and ask what the fuck that was!
Ten months, G! Welcome back!
Bro, ten months! Welcome back!
For what? For nothing? Good to see you, man.
Good to see you. What the fuck's going on?
Welcome back, guys. Welcome back.
Come here later tonight.
Okay, we're not here. Sorry, G. I'll take this red and gold to pop up here.
This one? Do I need it?
$60,000 do I need it?
No. I do though.
52,000 euro.
It's 88 in the world.
This is number five. 100% I need it.
I do need it. We'll talk about it over our cigar.
Okay, we'll talk about it over cigars.
I'll take this red Dupont while we're here.
They have pen, lighter and double cutter.
V-cut and normal cut.
I like gold.
Oh, okay. Special cigar.
Special cigar, man.
The most expensive. The one that's been your longest.
Give me the most special cigar you have.
For you, I have a ticket.
Okay, let's do it. The box.
Okay, how much is the box?
It doesn't matter. Yeah, okay.
$15,000?
Yeah, it's fine.
We'll have the box then and we'll all have one.
$15,000, most precious box you've got.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'll take this box for home.
I'll have another box.
Okay, we smoke this box now and then another box for Tico.
Some of the finest cigars are hard to get hold of as well.
Which one's ours? They're called Hiba Special Editions by EP52s.
And how much is that box?
He said 15,000, but I don't know if you're talking dollar, euro or lay.
If it's lay, it's about 4,000 euro.
If it's euro, it's euro.
If it's dollars, it's dollars.
And do you really care? No.
It makes no difference. It makes absolutely no difference.
I've got a second box. I need something to take home.
If I look at the number now, and look at the number after I've paid this bill, it looks the same.
498444031484. Who cares?
The stoicism you develop that allows you to deal with something like the Matrix attack which I've gone through is also the same stoicism that will prevent you from truly giving a shit once you leave the house.
I'm in war mode. Well, let me put it another way.
They think blocking me in the house and putting me in jail is somehow going to upset me.
So now everyone assumes that now that I'm free I should be happy.
I'm just as happy now as I was last week.
Just as happy now as I was when I was in jail.
Not because this isn't good, but because they can't upset me with their bullshit.
Fuck it.
So today's a happy day.
Obviously everyone here donated money to Teddy Pledge, which is fantastic.
You've literally fed children, which I think is a pretty good thing to do.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm going to be able to do it.
Everyone who was on this list, like I said, you're going to get custom videos and you'll see videos and pictures of the exact children you feed with your money.