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Got to Have Some Fun
00:05:32
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| So, if you don't know, I'm awarded a huge war site. | |
| You know one of the ones that kids use at fairs and stuff like that? | |
| So we're going to set it up by the pool, and I've got to put the hose on top. | |
| So it's going to be like a huge water slide tomorrow. | |
| Tris is going to be super annoyed, but I don't care. | |
| Yeah, I've got to have some fun. | |
| This place is getting boring, so I've got to mix it up a little bit. | |
| ♪ Tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, ♪ ♪ tourner dans la vie de, me fait tourner dans la vie de, ♪ ♪ vie de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, ♪ ♪ tourner dans la vie de, me fait tourner. ♪ ♪♪ We've got delivery for tomorrow. | |
| What do you mean? I told you. | |
| We never get deliveries. Surprise. | |
| Surprising. I said I was going to spice things up a little bit around here. | |
| And now the spice has arrived. | |
| So we'll see what it is. | |
| So as soon as it's set up, we'll see what it is. | |
| The sauce is here. That's right. | |
| Hot sauce. Remember, you're on house arrest. | |
| You're not allowed to go out. They could come in, right? | |
| They could come in. But first we have to move furniture. | |
| So we're gonna move all this stuff set it up and I'm gonna really get interested. | |
| What's this Tristan? What's going on? | |
| Oh. | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| What's up? What is it? | |
| Look, hear me out. Hear me out. | |
| Hear me out. You'd be angry if... | |
| First, you have to have a go. | |
| You have to have a go. | |
| And if it's less fun than jumping into the pool, you'd be angry. | |
| And I've got water guns as well. | |
| So no one's safe today by the pool. | |
| No one. Just for one day. | |
| Are you mentally retired? | |
| Yes. Just for one day. | |
| Look, everyone's got to have a go. | |
| That's the rule. Everyone has got to have at least one go. | |
| Sometimes I think you're the biggest ticket in the world. | |
| And you can't be any more going on. | |
| And then you go and do shit like this. | |
| And make my fucking day! | |
| Hey! | |
| Hey! | |
| Who's a dick? | |
| Me? You have to hear me out. | |
| You have to have at least one go. | |
| And if it's less fun than jumping in the pool by yourself, then you can't be angry. | |
| Everyone has to have at least one go. | |
| Rory, you are a fucking genius. | |
| Thanks bro. How the fuck did you even fit this in here? | |
| I was up at like 5am this morning and started it. | |
| I'm going to do half the rest. | |
| Shit. | |
| Admit it's a bit fun. | |
| That's true. | |
| Admit it's a bit fun. | |
| It's true that you have to have a cup. | |
| It's really a big deal. | |
| I think it's important for... | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Rory's a genius. I take it all back. | |
| Rory's the smartest man in the world. | |
| Why didn't you go that far? No, he's right. | |
| He's very fussed, actually. Very fussed. | |
| Let's do it. It's fun! | |
| It's fucking quick! | |
| You're flying! Do you know what? | |
| I didn't realise how big it was going to be! | |
| Bigger than the house! Hold on, Rory. | |
| Thanks a lot. House arrest has to be fine. | |
| You can't mix it up a bit. Go to jail or fly! | |
| Now I'm scared I can't do it I'm scared I can't do it Oh, Jesus Christ! | |
| Andrew! | |
| There's something you haven't thought of! | |
| True, true. | |
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Something Big Went Wrong
00:02:18
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| Waterslide Ikedo! | |
| House arrest, massive waterslide Ikedo! | |
| Who wins? | |
| Our kids just win! | |
| That's the only stairs we need to do! | |
| You've got to go fairly fast! | |
| 90 plus! | |
| 90 plus! | |
| Subscribe! | |
| What's the point of having a big slide? | |
| It's a hole. | |
| If you can't have a nice cold Guinness on a hot day. | |
| What the fuck happened to my house? | |
| you I would imagine I had something to do with this fucking water slide but I'm stuck in the room. | |
| My house is broken. | |
| Shit, I'm broken. Boring. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Why is my house broken? Oh shit! | |
| Wait, let me show you something because there's a story behind that. | |
| Calm down a sec. Let me show you something. | |
| Look. So, it came early this morning. | |
| I was tired, right? And I had started to inflate the slide. | |
| When I was inflating the slide... | |
| So water got caught under the light and ripped all the plastic off the light. | |
| So you broke my house. | |
| Well, yeah, but, I mean, you can't put costs on funds. | |
| Look, shit happens. | |
| It got caught, it was still blowing up and blowing up. | |
| So I hit it, and it went straight-ping, and the whole thing. | |
| But it's my house. What do you mean shit happens? | |
| Yeah, but, there's sometimes cord work to the series. | |
| Give me my sunlight. Give me that fucking drink. | |
| Go on. Stop breaking all the shit in my house. | |
| Are you going to fix that? | |
| How can you fix it? I've got glue, bro. | |
| I can put the glue... Stop using my stuff. | |
| Stop breaking my house. Enough of this shit. | |