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Sept. 20, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Tate's New Waterpark | Tate Confidential Ep 188
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So, if you don't know, I'm awarded a huge war site.
You know one of the ones that kids use at fairs and stuff like that?
So we're going to set it up by the pool, and I've got to put the hose on top.
So it's going to be like a huge water slide tomorrow.
Tris is going to be super annoyed, but I don't care.
Yeah, I've got to have some fun.
This place is getting boring, so I've got to mix it up a little bit.
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What do you mean? I told you.
We never get deliveries. Surprise.
Surprising. I said I was going to spice things up a little bit around here.
And now the spice has arrived.
So we'll see what it is.
So as soon as it's set up, we'll see what it is.
The sauce is here. That's right.
Hot sauce. Remember, you're on house arrest.
You're not allowed to go out. They could come in, right?
They could come in. But first we have to move furniture.
So we're gonna move all this stuff set it up and I'm gonna really get interested.
What's this Tristan? What's going on?
Oh.
Thanks for watching!
What the fuck is this?
What's up? What is it?
Look, hear me out. Hear me out.
Hear me out. You'd be angry if...
First, you have to have a go.
You have to have a go.
And if it's less fun than jumping into the pool, you'd be angry.
And I've got water guns as well.
So no one's safe today by the pool.
No one. Just for one day.
Are you mentally retired?
Yes. Just for one day.
Look, everyone's got to have a go.
That's the rule. Everyone has got to have at least one go.
Sometimes I think you're the biggest ticket in the world.
And you can't be any more going on.
And then you go and do shit like this.
And make my fucking day!
Hey!
Hey!
Who's a dick?
Me? You have to hear me out.
You have to have at least one go.
And if it's less fun than jumping in the pool by yourself, then you can't be angry.
Everyone has to have at least one go.
Rory, you are a fucking genius.
Thanks bro. How the fuck did you even fit this in here?
I was up at like 5am this morning and started it.
I'm going to do half the rest.
Shit.
Admit it's a bit fun.
That's true.
Admit it's a bit fun.
It's true that you have to have a cup.
It's really a big deal.
I think it's important for...
I don't know why.
Rory's a genius. I take it all back.
Rory's the smartest man in the world.
Why didn't you go that far? No, he's right.
He's very fussed, actually. Very fussed.
Let's do it. It's fun!
It's fucking quick!
You're flying! Do you know what?
I didn't realise how big it was going to be!
Bigger than the house! Hold on, Rory.
Thanks a lot. House arrest has to be fine.
You can't mix it up a bit. Go to jail or fly!
Now I'm scared I can't do it I'm scared I can't do it Oh, Jesus Christ!
Andrew!
There's something you haven't thought of!
True, true.
Waterslide Ikedo!
House arrest, massive waterslide Ikedo!
Who wins?
Our kids just win!
That's the only stairs we need to do!
You've got to go fairly fast!
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What's the point of having a big slide?
It's a hole.
If you can't have a nice cold Guinness on a hot day.
What the fuck happened to my house?
you I would imagine I had something to do with this fucking water slide but I'm stuck in the room.
My house is broken.
Shit, I'm broken. Boring.
What the fuck?
Why is my house broken? Oh shit!
Wait, let me show you something because there's a story behind that.
Calm down a sec. Let me show you something.
Look. So, it came early this morning.
I was tired, right? And I had started to inflate the slide.
When I was inflating the slide...
So water got caught under the light and ripped all the plastic off the light.
So you broke my house.
Well, yeah, but, I mean, you can't put costs on funds.
Look, shit happens.
It got caught, it was still blowing up and blowing up.
So I hit it, and it went straight-ping, and the whole thing.
But it's my house. What do you mean shit happens?
Yeah, but, there's sometimes cord work to the series.
Give me my sunlight. Give me that fucking drink.
Go on. Stop breaking all the shit in my house.
Are you going to fix that?
How can you fix it? I've got glue, bro.
I can put the glue... Stop using my stuff.
Stop breaking my house. Enough of this shit.
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