Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate's New Waterpark | Tate Confidential Ep 188
Aired: 2023-09-20
Duration: 07:51


=== Got to Have Some Fun (05:32) ===

[00:00:00]  So, if you don't know, I'm awarded a huge war site.
[00:00:14]  You know one of the ones that kids use at fairs and stuff like that?
[00:00:17]  So we're going to set it up by the pool, and I've got to put the hose on top.
[00:00:20]  So it's going to be like a huge water slide tomorrow.
[00:00:23]  Tris is going to be super annoyed, but I don't care.
[00:00:24]  Yeah, I've got to have some fun.
[00:00:26]  This place is getting boring, so I've got to mix it up a little bit.
[00:00:28]  ♪ Tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, ♪ ♪ tourner dans la vie de, me fait tourner dans la vie de, ♪ ♪ vie de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, ♪ ♪ tourner dans la vie de, me fait tourner. ♪ ♪♪ We've got delivery for tomorrow.
[00:00:56]  What do you mean? I told you.
[00:00:57]  We never get deliveries. Surprise.
[00:01:00]  Surprising. I said I was going to spice things up a little bit around here.
[00:01:04]  And now the spice has arrived.
[00:01:07]  So we'll see what it is.
[00:01:09]  So as soon as it's set up, we'll see what it is.
[00:01:11]  The sauce is here. That's right.
[00:01:13]  Hot sauce. Remember, you're on house arrest.
[00:01:15]  You're not allowed to go out. They could come in, right?
[00:01:18]  They could come in. But first we have to move furniture.
[00:01:21]  So we're gonna move all this stuff set it up and I'm gonna really get interested.
[00:01:54]  What's this Tristan? What's going on?
[00:01:57]  Oh.
[00:01:58]  Thanks for watching!
[00:02:00]  What the fuck is this?
[00:02:05]  What's up? What is it?
[00:02:08]  Look, hear me out. Hear me out.
[00:02:10]  Hear me out. You'd be angry if...
[00:02:14]  First, you have to have a go.
[00:02:16]  You have to have a go.
[00:02:18]  And if it's less fun than jumping into the pool, you'd be angry.
[00:02:23]  And I've got water guns as well.
[00:02:24]  So no one's safe today by the pool.
[00:02:26]  No one. Just for one day.
[00:02:29]  Are you mentally retired?
[00:02:31]  Yes. Just for one day.
[00:02:36]  Look, everyone's got to have a go.
[00:02:38]  That's the rule. Everyone has got to have at least one go.
[00:02:40]  Sometimes I think you're the biggest ticket in the world.
[00:02:43]  And you can't be any more going on.
[00:02:45]  And then you go and do shit like this.
[00:02:47]  And make my fucking day!
[00:02:49]  Hey!
[00:02:51]  Hey!
[00:03:18]  Who's a dick?
[00:03:20]  Me? You have to hear me out.
[00:03:23]  You have to have at least one go.
[00:03:25]  And if it's less fun than jumping in the pool by yourself, then you can't be angry.
[00:03:32]  Everyone has to have at least one go.
[00:03:35]  Rory, you are a fucking genius.
[00:03:38]  Thanks bro. How the fuck did you even fit this in here?
[00:03:43]  I was up at like 5am this morning and started it.
[00:03:47]  I'm going to do half the rest.
[00:03:49]  Shit.
[00:03:59]  Admit it's a bit fun.
[00:04:08]  That's true.
[00:04:10]  Admit it's a bit fun.
[00:04:13]  It's true that you have to have a cup.
[00:04:15]  It's really a big deal.
[00:04:17]  I think it's important for...
[00:04:19]  I don't know why.
[00:04:23]  Rory's a genius. I take it all back.
[00:04:27]  Rory's the smartest man in the world.
[00:04:30]  Why didn't you go that far? No, he's right.
[00:04:36]  He's very fussed, actually. Very fussed.
[00:04:37]  Let's do it. It's fun!
[00:04:49]  It's fucking quick!
[00:04:51]  You're flying! Do you know what?
[00:04:52]  I didn't realise how big it was going to be!
[00:04:54]  Bigger than the house! Hold on, Rory.
[00:05:00]  Thanks a lot. House arrest has to be fine.
[00:05:03]  You can't mix it up a bit. Go to jail or fly!
[00:05:06]  Now I'm scared I can't do it I'm scared I can't do it Oh, Jesus Christ!
[00:05:16]  Andrew!
[00:05:22]  There's something you haven't thought of!
[00:05:24]  True, true.

=== Something Big Went Wrong (02:18) ===

[00:05:32]  Waterslide Ikedo!
[00:05:34]  House arrest, massive waterslide Ikedo!
[00:05:36]  Who wins?
[00:05:40]  Our kids just win!
[00:05:42]  That's the only stairs we need to do!
[00:05:44]  You've got to go fairly fast!
[00:05:58]  90 plus!
[00:06:00]  90 plus!
[00:06:02]  Subscribe!
[00:06:12]  What's the point of having a big slide?
[00:06:14]  It's a hole.
[00:06:15]  If you can't have a nice cold Guinness on a hot day.
[00:06:18]  What the fuck happened to my house?
[00:06:29]  you I would imagine I had something to do with this fucking water slide but I'm stuck in the room.
[00:06:36]  My house is broken.
[00:06:40]  Shit, I'm broken. Boring.
[00:06:48]  What the fuck?
[00:06:51]  Why is my house broken? Oh shit!
[00:06:54]  Wait, let me show you something because there's a story behind that.
[00:06:57]  Calm down a sec. Let me show you something.
[00:07:00]  Look. So, it came early this morning.
[00:07:04]  I was tired, right? And I had started to inflate the slide.
[00:07:09]  When I was inflating the slide...
[00:07:12]  So water got caught under the light and ripped all the plastic off the light.
[00:07:18]  So you broke my house.
[00:07:19]  Well, yeah, but, I mean, you can't put costs on funds.
[00:07:24]  Look, shit happens.
[00:07:26]  It got caught, it was still blowing up and blowing up.
[00:07:28]  So I hit it, and it went straight-ping, and the whole thing.
[00:07:31]  But it's my house. What do you mean shit happens?
[00:07:33]  Yeah, but, there's sometimes cord work to the series.
[00:07:36]  Give me my sunlight. Give me that fucking drink.
[00:07:39]  Go on. Stop breaking all the shit in my house.
[00:07:42]  Are you going to fix that?
[00:07:44]  How can you fix it? I've got glue, bro.
[00:07:46]  I can put the glue... Stop using my stuff.
[00:07:49]  Stop breaking my house. Enough of this shit.