Peanut Butter and Cigarettes
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Andrew, you hungry?
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I'm making lunch.
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I never make lunch.
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So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
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You're going to eat exactly what I eat for lunch.
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It's nutritious and delicious.
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Here you go. Peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
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We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes and that's going to be lunch today.
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Are you ready? If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me, you chose the wrong guy.
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This is perfectly fine.
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I'd consider this perfectly fine.
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What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein.
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It's made of peanuts. It can't be that bad.
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This is fine. Tristan, this is fine.
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Peanut butter and cigarettes? This is better than fine.
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That's my new diet. I'm not eating anything else.
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You know what I wish we had? I wish we had bananas.
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So we take this peanut butter and put banana in it and make a shot of espresso and mix it all up.
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No bananas. It's against the rules.
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No espresso either.
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Peanut butter only.
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If you want to dilute it, you got cigarettes.
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It's hard to talk.
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Maybe you're working for The Matrix to shut me up.
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Part of my plan. Who likes crunchy peanut butter?
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Every normal human!
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No.
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Jesus Christ.
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...qui me fait tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner dans la vie.
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Il me fait tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie.
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Il me fait tourner.
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Okay, leg day.
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So, we're all here.
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We've got the mats on the floor. We've got the wine.
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We've got the tequila. We've got the peanut butter.
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We've got the cigarettes. We've got the lighter and the bottle opener.
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I think that's what we need to train legs, right?
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Yeah. These are the necessary items.
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So every 300 squats we do, we unlock a new achievement.
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Tequila shots, wine, smoking.
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Smoke hardens the muscles in your legs.
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And wine is a natural painkiller to help you fight through the difficult spots.
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Exactly. And we have also electrolytes.
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Those aren't as important as the wine.
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I mean electrolytes.
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Alex is always health conscious.
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Yeah, so am I.
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Let's do it.
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Good.
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Nice jump.
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50 done.
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Only 950 more to go.
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No, I get a wine bike after 300.
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Hold that.
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Three, two, one, go.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
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Would that be a better angle?
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On top of the stair machine?
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I'll try that next time.
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Three, two, one, go.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
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I'll try that next time.
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I'll do it.
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Okay.
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Prepare.
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Three, two, one, go.
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Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, Woo!
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Breathe, relax.
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And that's Bible verses, right on the ball.
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So give us extra strength.
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Although it is in Romanian, so...
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Only 200 more to go.
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We've unlocked the booze!
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Wine unlocked. That's how you train properly.
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Christian wine from a monastery with Bible verses written on it.
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For the Lord is my strength.
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I heard wine is a very refreshing drink after you squat.
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What?
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Ah Ah.
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Ah.
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RAAAWR!
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Hey guys. Here you go.
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Nice. Refreshing. Come on Alex.
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Thank you very much.
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you Nice. That's a good wine.
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Bro, it's powerful. It doesn't even taste like wine.
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It's because it's not wine, it's port.
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That's stronger than wine. And he's looking at us all with his haram face.
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For the next set.
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Labor in the name of our Lord.
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Okay, we have to do a hundred lunges after a thousand squats.
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We're not even halfway. Thanks for reminding us.
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How are you feeling now?
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Wonderful. I'll have a cigarette.
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I'll be perfect.
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Andrew, how are you feeling? I'm going to take that as medium.
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Alex feels great as usual.
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Yeah, thank you. He's the wife.
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He's the wife. You should talk about yourself.
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The pain's starting now, so this is probably where it all begins.
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We've unlocked cigarettes for our 400 squats.
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Ready? Next step? Okay, let's go.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
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How is it?
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
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14, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
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Ooh, hard set. I wouldn't have been able to get through it without a cigarette.
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It was good watching you do that in a distractor.
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Achievement unlocked!
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600 squats.
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To refresh and rejuvenate ourselves.
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of old Uncle Jose.
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Ah, there we go.
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Extra delicious.
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Extra delicious? Extra.
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I'll be the judge. Extra delicious.
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You can't keep a straight face and say extra delicious.
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Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
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No, no electrolytes.
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Electrolytes are cheating. Read it.
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Trust you. Trust you?
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I want the world to know that I hired this man to be my expert nutritionist.
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And I throw his electrolytes across the room and drink tequila in training instead.
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Exactly. Well, I'm a true professional.
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Exactly. Good thing not to eat at all.
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No. Not till after.
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I had tequila. Drink your wine.
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I'm your nutritionist.
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Okay. Now we're talking.
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Two minutes and a hundred lunges.
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How do you feel after a thousand?
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Easy. Easy?
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I didn't smoke enough.
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Struggled a bit at the end, but I didn't have enough wine.
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Good point. Amateur mistake.
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Do you know what PT stands for?
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I would just say I need to get my PT session in this morning.
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What would I be talking about? Peanut butter, tequila.
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That's how I train. We have to smile, Lisa. What do you call this?
Lucy's Cheese Adventure
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What do they ask you about them?
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We should find the beauty of life.
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What do you say about them?
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We can't stand to connect, but it's ok.
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When we get out of the car, we might need to...
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...change the tape.
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Get a selfie of me.
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Get a picture of me and Lucy, my friend Lucy.
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Of course! You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo.
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You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo.
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Say cheese!
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Say cheese! Say cheese, my friend Lucy.
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Got it? I got it. The man is not a walk in the park.
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It's like a video game. You start from absolute nothing.
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You start from zero. You have no intrinsic value.
Level Up Your Skills
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It's up to you to level up your skills.
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You work on your fitness, your fighting skills.
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You work on your finance.
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You make sure you become important.
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You have to do something so you're not just the average Joe Smoe.
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You're capable of defending yourself and your family and carving out a reality which is worth living in the world today.
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You become rich and influential.
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You become a real player in the game of life.
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You start this game solo, but you can't win it alone.
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You need a team, a crew that's got your back who pushes you to be better.
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No one in history has ever achieved anything important by themselves.
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Every fighter had a coach.
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If you went to the moon, NASA was on the ground.
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You always had somebody supporting you.
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You had them be part of the team.
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As the levels of the video game progress, you need higher attributes.
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You need better qualities of your character to succeed and pass the levels, and life is absolutely no different.
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You do not have time to waste.
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You must increase the capability of your character.
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You must become a better version of yourself because the game is only going to become harder.