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July 7, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Squats and Whiskey | Tate Confidential Ep 181
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Andrew, you hungry?
I'm making lunch.
I never make lunch.
So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
You're going to eat exactly what I eat for lunch.
It's nutritious and delicious.
Here you go. Peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes and that's going to be lunch today.
Are you ready? If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me, you chose the wrong guy.
This is perfectly fine.
I'd consider this perfectly fine.
What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein.
It's made of peanuts. It can't be that bad.
This is fine. Tristan, this is fine.
Peanut butter and cigarettes? This is better than fine.
That's my new diet. I'm not eating anything else.
You know what I wish we had? I wish we had bananas.
So we take this peanut butter and put banana in it and make a shot of espresso and mix it all up.
No bananas. It's against the rules.
No espresso either.
Peanut butter only.
If you want to dilute it, you got cigarettes.
It's hard to talk.
Maybe you're working for The Matrix to shut me up.
Part of my plan. Who likes crunchy peanut butter?
Every normal human!
No.
Jesus Christ.
...qui me fait tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner dans la vie.
Il me fait tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie.
Il me fait tourner.
Okay, leg day.
So, we're all here.
We've got the mats on the floor. We've got the wine.
We've got the tequila. We've got the peanut butter.
We've got the cigarettes. We've got the lighter and the bottle opener.
I think that's what we need to train legs, right?
Yeah. These are the necessary items.
So every 300 squats we do, we unlock a new achievement.
Tequila shots, wine, smoking.
Smoke hardens the muscles in your legs.
And wine is a natural painkiller to help you fight through the difficult spots.
Exactly. And we have also electrolytes.
Those aren't as important as the wine.
I mean electrolytes.
Alex is always health conscious.
Yeah, so am I.
Let's do it.
Good.
Nice jump.
50 done.
Only 950 more to go.
No, I get a wine bike after 300.
Hold that.
Three, two, one, go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
Would that be a better angle?
On top of the stair machine?
I'll try that next time.
Three, two, one, go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
I'll try that next time.
I'll do it.
Okay.
Prepare.
Three, two, one, go.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, Woo!
Breathe, relax.
And that's Bible verses, right on the ball.
So give us extra strength.
Although it is in Romanian, so...
Only 200 more to go.
We've unlocked the booze!
Wine unlocked. That's how you train properly.
Christian wine from a monastery with Bible verses written on it.
For the Lord is my strength.
I heard wine is a very refreshing drink after you squat.
What?
Ah Ah.
Ah.
RAAAWR!
Hey guys. Here you go.
Nice. Refreshing. Come on Alex.
Thank you very much.
you Nice. That's a good wine.
Bro, it's powerful. It doesn't even taste like wine.
It's because it's not wine, it's port.
That's stronger than wine. And he's looking at us all with his haram face.
For the next set.
Labor in the name of our Lord.
Okay, we have to do a hundred lunges after a thousand squats.
We're not even halfway. Thanks for reminding us.
How are you feeling now?
Wonderful. I'll have a cigarette.
I'll be perfect.
Andrew, how are you feeling? I'm going to take that as medium.
Alex feels great as usual.
Yeah, thank you. He's the wife.
He's the wife. You should talk about yourself.
The pain's starting now, so this is probably where it all begins.
We've unlocked cigarettes for our 400 squats.
Ready? Next step? Okay, let's go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
How is it?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
14, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Ooh, hard set. I wouldn't have been able to get through it without a cigarette.
It was good watching you do that in a distractor.
Achievement unlocked!
600 squats.
To refresh and rejuvenate ourselves.
of old Uncle Jose.
Ah, there we go.
Extra delicious.
Extra delicious? Extra.
I'll be the judge. Extra delicious.
You can't keep a straight face and say extra delicious.
Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
No, no electrolytes.
Electrolytes are cheating. Read it.
Trust you. Trust you?
I want the world to know that I hired this man to be my expert nutritionist.
And I throw his electrolytes across the room and drink tequila in training instead.
Exactly. Well, I'm a true professional.
Exactly. Good thing not to eat at all.
No. Not till after.
I had tequila. Drink your wine.
I'm your nutritionist.
Okay. Now we're talking.
Two minutes and a hundred lunges.
How do you feel after a thousand?
Easy. Easy?
I didn't smoke enough.
Struggled a bit at the end, but I didn't have enough wine.
Good point. Amateur mistake.
Do you know what PT stands for?
I would just say I need to get my PT session in this morning.
What would I be talking about? Peanut butter, tequila.
That's how I train. We have to smile, Lisa. What do you call this?
What do they ask you about them?
We should find the beauty of life.
What do you say about them?
We can't stand to connect, but it's ok.
When we get out of the car, we might need to...
...change the tape.
Get a selfie of me.
Get a picture of me and Lucy, my friend Lucy.
Of course! You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo.
You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo.
Say cheese!
Say cheese! Say cheese, my friend Lucy.
Got it? I got it. The man is not a walk in the park.
It's like a video game. You start from absolute nothing.
You start from zero. You have no intrinsic value.
It's up to you to level up your skills.
You work on your fitness, your fighting skills.
You work on your finance.
You make sure you become important.
You have to do something so you're not just the average Joe Smoe.
You have to do something to become a force to be reckoned.
You're capable of defending yourself and your family and carving out a reality which is worth living in the world today.
You grind, you hustle, you build your money-making skills until you're not just getting by with a 9-to-5 boss telling you what to do.
You become rich and influential.
You become a real player in the game of life.
You start this game solo, but you can't win it alone.
You need a team, a crew that's got your back who pushes you to be better.
No one in history has ever achieved anything important by themselves.
Every fighter had a coach.
If you went to the moon, NASA was on the ground.
You always had somebody supporting you.
You had them be part of the team.
As the levels of the video game progress, you need higher attributes.
You need better qualities of your character to succeed and pass the levels, and life is absolutely no different.
You do not have time to waste.
You must increase the capability of your character.
You must become a better version of yourself because the game is only going to become harder.
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