Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Squats and Whiskey | Tate Confidential Ep 181
Aired: 2023-07-07
Duration: 12:26


=== Peanut Butter and Cigarettes (08:51) ===

[00:00:00]  Andrew, you hungry?
[00:00:10]  I'm making lunch.
[00:00:15]  I never make lunch.
[00:00:17]  So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
[00:00:21]  You're going to eat exactly what I eat for lunch.
[00:00:23]  It's nutritious and delicious.
[00:00:28]  Here you go. Peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
[00:00:35]  We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes and that's going to be lunch today.
[00:00:40]  Are you ready? If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me, you chose the wrong guy.
[00:00:44]  This is perfectly fine.
[00:00:45]  I'd consider this perfectly fine.
[00:00:47]  What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein.
[00:00:49]  It's made of peanuts. It can't be that bad.
[00:00:52]  This is fine. Tristan, this is fine.
[00:00:53]  Peanut butter and cigarettes? This is better than fine.
[00:00:56]  That's my new diet. I'm not eating anything else.
[00:00:57]  You know what I wish we had? I wish we had bananas.
[00:00:59]  So we take this peanut butter and put banana in it and make a shot of espresso and mix it all up.
[00:01:04]  No bananas. It's against the rules.
[00:01:06]  No espresso either.
[00:01:08]  Peanut butter only.
[00:01:09]  If you want to dilute it, you got cigarettes.
[00:01:14]  It's hard to talk.
[00:01:16]  Maybe you're working for The Matrix to shut me up.
[00:01:19]  Part of my plan. Who likes crunchy peanut butter?
[00:01:25]  Every normal human!
[00:01:27]  No.
[00:01:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:01:31]  ...qui me fait tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner dans la vie.
[00:01:37]  Il me fait tourner dans la vie, la vie de tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie.
[00:01:45]  Il me fait tourner.
[00:01:48]  Okay, leg day.
[00:01:57]  So, we're all here.
[00:02:00]  We've got the mats on the floor. We've got the wine.
[00:02:03]  We've got the tequila. We've got the peanut butter.
[00:02:06]  We've got the cigarettes. We've got the lighter and the bottle opener.
[00:02:09]  I think that's what we need to train legs, right?
[00:02:11]  Yeah. These are the necessary items.
[00:02:13]  So every 300 squats we do, we unlock a new achievement.
[00:02:17]  Tequila shots, wine, smoking.
[00:02:20]  Smoke hardens the muscles in your legs.
[00:02:23]  And wine is a natural painkiller to help you fight through the difficult spots.
[00:02:29]  Exactly. And we have also electrolytes.
[00:02:31]  Those aren't as important as the wine.
[00:02:34]  I mean electrolytes.
[00:02:38]  Alex is always health conscious.
[00:02:40]  Yeah, so am I.
[00:02:42]  Let's do it.
[00:02:49]  Good.
[00:02:51]  Nice jump.
[00:02:55]  50 done.
[00:02:57]  Only 950 more to go.
[00:03:01]  No, I get a wine bike after 300.
[00:03:05]  Hold that.
[00:03:06]  Three, two, one, go.
[00:03:11]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
[00:03:19]  Would that be a better angle?
[00:03:20]  On top of the stair machine?
[00:03:21]  I'll try that next time.
[00:03:22]  Three, two, one, go.
[00:03:26]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
[00:03:32]  I'll try that next time.
[00:03:34]  I'll do it.
[00:03:37]  Okay.
[00:03:41]  Prepare.
[00:03:42]  Three, two, one, go.
[00:03:46]  Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, Woo!
[00:03:53]  Breathe, relax.
[00:03:54]  And that's Bible verses, right on the ball.
[00:03:59]  So give us extra strength.
[00:04:01]  Although it is in Romanian, so...
[00:04:04]  Only 200 more to go.
[00:04:07]  We've unlocked the booze!
[00:04:10]  Wine unlocked. That's how you train properly.
[00:04:15]  Christian wine from a monastery with Bible verses written on it.
[00:04:22]  For the Lord is my strength.
[00:04:24]  I heard wine is a very refreshing drink after you squat.
[00:04:33]  What?
[00:04:36]  Ah Ah.
[00:04:39]  Ah.
[00:04:40]  RAAAWR!
[00:04:41]  Hey guys. Here you go.
[00:04:43]  Nice. Refreshing. Come on Alex.
[00:04:52]  Thank you very much.
[00:04:54]  you Nice. That's a good wine.
[00:04:59]  Bro, it's powerful. It doesn't even taste like wine.
[00:05:03]  It's because it's not wine, it's port.
[00:05:04]  That's stronger than wine. And he's looking at us all with his haram face.
[00:05:13]  For the next set.
[00:05:15]  Labor in the name of our Lord.
[00:05:19]  Okay, we have to do a hundred lunges after a thousand squats.
[00:05:26]  We're not even halfway. Thanks for reminding us.
[00:05:29]  How are you feeling now?
[00:05:31]  Wonderful. I'll have a cigarette.
[00:05:33]  I'll be perfect.
[00:05:35]  Andrew, how are you feeling? I'm going to take that as medium.
[00:05:42]  Alex feels great as usual.
[00:05:44]  Yeah, thank you. He's the wife.
[00:05:47]  He's the wife. You should talk about yourself.
[00:05:51]  The pain's starting now, so this is probably where it all begins.
[00:05:56]  We've unlocked cigarettes for our 400 squats.
[00:06:00]  Ready? Next step? Okay, let's go.
[00:06:02]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
[00:06:20]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
[00:06:28]  How is it?
[00:06:30]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
[00:06:37]  14, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
[00:06:45]  Ooh, hard set. I wouldn't have been able to get through it without a cigarette.
[00:06:49]  It was good watching you do that in a distractor.
[00:06:52]  Achievement unlocked!
[00:06:57]  600 squats.
[00:06:59]  To refresh and rejuvenate ourselves.
[00:07:02]  of old Uncle Jose.
[00:07:05]  Ah, there we go.
[00:07:09]  Extra delicious.
[00:07:12]  Extra delicious? Extra.
[00:07:14]  I'll be the judge. Extra delicious.
[00:07:20]  You can't keep a straight face and say extra delicious.
[00:07:21]  Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
[00:07:26]  No, no electrolytes.
[00:07:30]  Electrolytes are cheating. Read it.
[00:07:34]  Trust you. Trust you?
[00:07:38]  I want the world to know that I hired this man to be my expert nutritionist.
[00:07:44]  And I throw his electrolytes across the room and drink tequila in training instead.
[00:07:48]  Exactly. Well, I'm a true professional.
[00:07:51]  Exactly. Good thing not to eat at all.
[00:07:53]  No. Not till after.
[00:07:55]  I had tequila. Drink your wine.
[00:07:58]  I'm your nutritionist.
[00:08:00]  Okay. Now we're talking.
[00:08:05]  Two minutes and a hundred lunges.
[00:08:07]  How do you feel after a thousand?
[00:08:09]  Easy. Easy?
[00:08:10]  I didn't smoke enough.
[00:08:13]  Struggled a bit at the end, but I didn't have enough wine.
[00:08:15]  Good point. Amateur mistake.
[00:08:18]  Do you know what PT stands for?
[00:08:21]  I would just say I need to get my PT session in this morning.
[00:08:24]  What would I be talking about? Peanut butter, tequila.
[00:08:29]  That's how I train. We have to smile, Lisa. What do you call this?

=== Lucy's Cheese Adventure (02:34) ===

[00:08:51]  What do they ask you about them?
[00:08:56]  We should find the beauty of life.
[00:08:59]  What do you say about them?
[00:09:00]  We can't stand to connect, but it's ok.
[00:09:03]  When we get out of the car, we might need to...
[00:09:05]  ...change the tape.
[00:09:07]  Get a selfie of me.
[00:09:12]  Get a picture of me and Lucy, my friend Lucy.
[00:09:14]  Of course! You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo.
[00:09:19]  You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo.
[00:09:22]  Say cheese!
[00:09:24]  Say cheese! Say cheese, my friend Lucy.
[00:09:28]  Got it? I got it. The man is not a walk in the park.
[00:11:21]  It's like a video game. You start from absolute nothing.
[00:11:24]  You start from zero. You have no intrinsic value.

=== Level Up Your Skills (00:59) ===

[00:11:26]  It's up to you to level up your skills.
[00:11:29]  You work on your fitness, your fighting skills.
[00:11:31]  You work on your finance.
[00:11:32]  You make sure you become important.
[00:11:33]  You have to do something so you're not just the average Joe Smoe.
[00:11:37]  You have to do something to become a force to be reckoned.
[00:11:39]  You're capable of defending yourself and your family and carving out a reality which is worth living in the world today.
[00:11:44]  You grind, you hustle, you build your money-making skills until you're not just getting by with a 9-to-5 boss telling you what to do.
[00:11:50]  You become rich and influential.
[00:11:51]  You become a real player in the game of life.
[00:11:53]  You start this game solo, but you can't win it alone.
[00:11:56]  You need a team, a crew that's got your back who pushes you to be better.
[00:11:58]  No one in history has ever achieved anything important by themselves.
[00:12:03]  Every fighter had a coach.
[00:12:04]  If you went to the moon, NASA was on the ground.
[00:12:07]  You always had somebody supporting you.
[00:12:09]  You had them be part of the team.
[00:12:10]  As the levels of the video game progress, you need higher attributes.
[00:12:14]  You need better qualities of your character to succeed and pass the levels, and life is absolutely no different.
[00:12:19]  You do not have time to waste.
[00:12:21]  You must increase the capability of your character.
[00:12:23]  You must become a better version of yourself because the game is only going to become harder.