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June 27, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Tate and the Lizard People Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 180
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Enjoying the sun, are you?
Recharging? Feeling a little bit cold-blooded, are you?
It's a little lizard behavior.
to investigate this further.
What are you doing over here?
Sunbathing.
Charging up.
You know who likes laying in the sun?
I mean it's typical behavior for your kind, isn't it?
your kind, isn't it?
I don't want to lay in the sun. As a human, I have warm blood that flows through my veins.
Every morning, every single morning, I have never once ever laid in the sun in my life.
For I am not Elizabeth.
Gloves to cover up the reptilian fingers, but the most compelling piece of evidence I have found, this may appear to some people as a jacket, but I think that the lizard man has been shedding his skin in this room.
Don't know why he's put it on a hanger, but this is compelling evidence of lizard behavior.
Final test. Test of manhood.
Literally. To see if you are, in fact, human.
As you know, I've been investigating my brother all week to see if he is or is not one of the reptilian lizard people who secretly control the world.
And I came across this.
It's important to note that alcohol can be fatal to lizards, especially when consumed in any significant amount.
So as I sit here with my friend Bailey, drinking a glass of champagne, I insist that you drink a glass to prove that you are not a lizard.
Well, Tristan, I haven't had a drop of alcohol in nine months.
And I'm going to talk about that quickly.
I'm going to talk about not drinking, because people who think drinking is extremely destructive, I want to make it clear that last year, we watched Tate Confidential.
It was a BOOST!
Don't shake your ass, I make the skull upset No no no no, I done said it Back of the class, I'm not a subject Even got a gal in her to be my one rough sex She pop the molly hard, but she no junkie Drift the corner, that makes you get upset Sit. Yo, I'm on it.
I'm on the other subject I'm on the other subject Grab a cab, my dad He's getting home, low fried Ha ha, science Waldo, client PDF file ready New pan belly, can't hold pan belly Brat chicken, I ass down Send him down a medic Me have to store sheets, skull have to go to credit Bomb shakin' I count, I make the skull upset No no no no, I done set Back of the class man, I'm the subject In the garden gal, I be my one rough set
She pop the money out, but she no junk yet Driftin' home, nah, that makes her get upset Yo, I'm on the other subject I'm on the other subject My clutch All we did was produce Oh Before you reverted, all we did was booze, yeah.
And I was in a fantastic shape.
And I truthfully, after nine months sober, don't feel any better than I felt when I was drinking 25 gin tons a day.
I feel in great shape now. Maybe some men are just made of something else.
And stay in fantastic shape and do fine.
So it's nothing to do with health benefits.
It is to do with my reversion, religious connotations.
But even before that, I was considering stopping drinking because I thought, maybe if I stop drinking, I'll get more inventive with how I can spend all my money.
Because, yeah, we can go to a hotel and drink and girls and have some fun or drink and chill.
I thought, if I just quit drinking, then I'll be forced to try and find more inventive ways to entertain myself.
And it turns out that that's not real either, because we already do the best things on the planet.
Okay. Now I'm doing the best things on the planet without boobs.
But, without avoiding the question, I don't drink.
But you're not willing, on camera, to drink a glass of champagne to prove that you are not a reptilian.
No, I'm not, so I'm.
I actually have a lot of respect for your new religious convictions.
And I guess that concludes my investigation.
I admit, after a week of investigating, sad to say that Andrew Tate is not one of the Reptilians.
I haven't thrown a punch in two years.
It's a lot harder to fight.
No, no, but don't go hard.
It sucks on him.
You see Alex? Jab.
Cross.
That's how you do that.
Cross.
Yes, pass Alex.
106 kg.
I've got...
I've got...
I say head kick, but that's not what you do.
You do kick for so long.
That's how you do it.
Good, good.
Front kick.
Hey, come watch this.
Still got it. You know how I do it.
That looks so bad.
I haven't punched in two years. I'll be unhappy with it though.
Because I know how good I am.
Still look sloppy, but that was the first time I've thrown a punch since October 2021.
Because I was boxing. I had this old shoulder injury.
I was boxing in 2021.
I threw a left hook and ripped the bicep off my arm.
Because of a shoulder injury.
So I had the repair surgery here.
Then I had the shoulder surgery.
You can see the scar on the back.
But it's like riding a bike.
I've still got it. If you ever want to come and fuck with me just because I'm dressed in a nice suit, don't think I can't beat you up.
Because I still can. We've taken my least favorite thing to do in the world and made it worse.
I hate this machine for the passion.
This machine is the bane of my life.
But when I was by myself, I could just go on it for half an hour and get a little bit tired.
But then you had to come along and do more floors than I do.
So I did more floors than you, so you did more floors than me, and every single day it's a half an hour competition.
And we haven't had a day yet since you arriving that the person who goes first hasn't beaten the previous record, and the person who goes second hasn't beaten the other.
So I'm basically going to do this for next week until I collapse and die of a heart attack, and it's all going to be your fault.
Andrew thinks he can win and beat all of us.
Andrew is attempting the stairs.
Trying to break the record.
What's the record right now? The record right now is 186?
87 floors in 30 minutes.
How long has he been on that machine?
Two minutes. Four minutes and 45 seconds.
The stairs is the worst exercises possible to do.
You see, I grew up kickboxing.
Fighting is interesting, it's exciting, it's dynamic.
There's something to think about.
Here, you're facing the corner.
It's time out. You just have half an hour of monotonous, horrible stairs to do.
And no matter what you do, you're walking, you think you've been doing them for three minutes?
You wait 3, 4, 5, 6 minutes, you look, it's been 3 and a half.
30 seconds goes by.
The time slows down.
That machine is actually located in a quantum vortex that slows down the passage of time.
So every half an hour on the stairs feels like 6 months.
That's why I'm so fit and strong.
Get faster, keep pushing, keep pushing.
You're gonna kill tomorrow, Rocky.
He's gonna kill you!
Oh yeah, that feels good.
You can't win! You don't understand.
I can't stop.
It's one hour. I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win. Fuck both of you.
There's no tomorrow!
Fuck you, there's no tomorrow!
There's no tomorrow!
Fuck you! Lord, how do we do these fucking sips?
We can go outside in the sun and smoke some cigarettes together and cigars as friends and work on our phones and make some money and suck up all the power of the universe.
Time.
198 floors, your record.
Woo, the record man.
Ha ha ha.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
I'm going to go get some more food.
you Boom! 203 floors!
Bailey bolted the new stairs champion!
203! Some good Romanian music to inspire him for the record.
Andrew beat the record today with 198.
You beat it with 203.
And he's saving pass.
Chris, what do you like to have after the stairs?
Cigarettes. Cigarillos.
Yeah. Steer the lungs out.
Build that power. Finish strong!
4, 3, 2, 1, stop!
222 floors!
Hold up, hold up.
The champ.
The champ!
There's the champ.
If I were to tell you that there are ways of making money which are so foreign to you, so alien that you've never even heard of them, you'd sit there and go, no, possibly that I probably have heard of it.
If you've heard of it, why are you still broke?
Modern University is the biggest scam in the history of Earth.
Gold has value because it's scarce.
Degrees are everywhere. Every year, millions and millions more appear.
They lose their value and still every year they charge you more and more money.
Socially acceptable time wasting.
Crypto pumps are fucking over.
Finding free money on the fucking floor is over.
Dumb jobs that people are getting overpaying for are over.
You need somebody to come along and explain to you how the world really works.
There are secrets which are held from you on purpose because they need the backbone of the slave force.
Work, work, work, work. Maybe you'll get a nice car one day.
It's a lie.
We're already looking in three days to hit 15k so it's only going better from there.
I joined like four months ago and I was pretty quiet in there for a little while while I was learning things.
The knowledge from the copywriting campus and applied the systems of the freelancing campus to get my first clients and I've made about $15,000 in three months.
I went from 3,000 net worth to 2.8 million and that was within six months.
When a rocket is flying out towards the moon to escape the atmosphere, it doesn't fucking pause halfway up the sky, does it?
It keeps going.
I've made around $15,000 since joining the real world.
I got it to a point where I was making $1,000 a day trading stock options.
And you are upwards of $45,000.
$25,000. As an 18, 19-year-old.
Join the real world that I have constructed.
We will teach you the easiest and simplest ways to make money on the internet that exists in the world today.
Our school, the real world now, it is our own social media network.
It's not on any other application, all controlled completely independently by us, so we can teach you anything without any kind of hesitation or delay or concern for what the Matrix will do about us teaching.
Do you hear that? Your word.
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