He said it doesn't work because it didn't work for him.
What a loser. Yeah, I mean, I was there too.
It didn't work for me either, but Tristan, I believe in your powers.
I have powers. I believe in your powers.
Fuck yeah. What happened to- Don't film this.
Don't film this. Get your phone.
Don't film this. He's getting gas.
He's getting gas. All that talk about fuck gas.
All that talk. Just remember this, ladies and gentlemen.
All that talk about fuck gas.
Yeah, fuck gas, yeah.
What's the doubt to run out of gas like a man?
Yeah! Ayy!
Hoppin' in, bitch, and I start the V. Snakes in the grass, so they harder to see.
My brother would give up his life to the old.
He told me he'd go be a martyr for me.
Said that she ready to counter the six.
I hit up Pauline, the charter to pee.
Ain't really leave, but I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm riding around in Atlanta with sad.
Cause that nigga been going harder than me.
Nothing to change, I'm just harder to please.
Ferrari is making an SUV. We ain't got a choice, we ordering these.
Shout out Noel for recording the Vs.
He know where this shit about to go.
Cuz nobody touching the flow they say you alone at the top, but it's gotta be lonely below No, I'm drinking non-alcoholic iced tea Shit this is very very nice Bye guys.
This wine is absolutely the enemy.
It literally smells horrible.
The smell of the wine, which is alcoholic, I can smell the alcohol and it ruins the entire atmosphere.
I'm just letting you know. Wine ruins this atmosphere.
Yeah, literally. It actually does.
One of the finest hotels in the Italian Donomite Mountains and a glass of white wine ruins the atmosphere.
Correct. And you want iced tea.
I wouldn't say it ruins it.
I'd say it severely detriments it.
If I had to drink a glass of something every night after dinner, iced tea or wine, I would absolutely choose wine.
Even for health. That sounds horribly...
That sounds completely miserable.
To have a nice iced tea. You can't be certain that the iced tea has even sugar in it.
Iced tea's made of sugar.
No, it's not. That's a sweet tea.
You're thinking about sweet tea, our American roots.
Iced tea has sugar in it.
This one won't. It'll be pure tea plus ice.
This has zero sugar in it.
I bet it has sugar.
You're lying to me. Let me have a sip.
No, it's really good. There's literally zero sugar in that.
Yeah, you can have it. There's zero su- Oh my god, I knew it.
That was fucking dumb of me.
You did not specify the size of the sip I was allowed to have.
That was fucking stupid of me.
I'll admit, Tristan. That was such a checkmate you're not allowed to have for another one.
Tristan, that's a checkmate. That's the end of my...
That's the end of your iced tea adventure.
And the tiniest sip.
And Tristan, admit it was at least very, very good.
Admit that's what you'd expect.
I'm one of the nicest, finest hotels of all time.
It didn't have any sugar, it's very nice.
It had no sugar.
Now it's gone.
I got you so bad, I don't think you're allowed to eat it.
I can't, I can't. I got you so bad that the only drink you're allowed now is wine if you want it.
I don't. Why did I not think of that at all?
I double confirmed. I'm sure I'm allowed to sip, yeah?
Yeah. I woke up this morning promising I'd never go.
I always do that. I woke up and I'll never drink again.
Here we are. I mean it every time.
You also said he doesn't drink alcohol.
Well, yeah, well, he's trying not to, but I drank all of his iced tea.
And please don't serve him another drink.
Yeah, no more iced teas. He'll have an iced tea, but he will not have one.
Because me and my brother are paying the bill, so...
You decide. Correct.
No iced tea, but it's also fair.
It's the fair rules of getting got.
Maybe something to snack? Uh, no, no, no.
I'll sparkling water, please. A sparkling water for me, please.
Thank you very much. Yes, big one.
Thank you. Actually, bring three big ones.
Three big sparkling ones. So this, this is ruining your mood.
Yeah, it makes the smell horrible.
Which really does. Wine is the way. No, it's not.
I think I might become a wine guy.
Can't say you're going to become a wine guy and then down it.
I can't. You drink wines as, like, shots.
You do the spin to look fancy and then you just down it and neck it.
And it ruins all illusions.
Do you not see the $10,000 alligator skin briefcase?
I do. So?
Do you not see the $16 ripped joggy bombs where the letters are peeling off?
Yes. Man of class and distinction, but also scumbaggery.
So, the $10,000 briefcase is the swirl.
Do you see where I'm going here, Luke?
I do. And the scumbaggery is the downy all-in-one.
So outside is a trick.
Why? Why is it a trick?
Because this water's cold-ish, yeah?
Yeah. And outside looks like it's hot.
It does look like it's very hot? It's just cold outside, and there's steam coming off the cold water.
Really? So it's not...
It's really hot.
It's like a jacuzzi, yeah? It's hot, yeah.
You wouldn't lie to me, yeah?
No, no, no. How do you even open...
Ah. Open this button.
Hmm. Tristan may have been right.
It might just be cold out here. I think he lied to me.
But we've become bike men.
We rode bikes in Croatia. It was fun.
I know. What are we doing?
Electric bike Aikido. Electric bike Aikido.
You've ever ridden an electric bike? I actually have.
My dad had a bike store.
Of course you have. Of course your dad had a fucking bike store.
So we're bike men. That's what we do now.
It's like a biker. We are a biker gang, aren't we?
We're a biker gang. Tristan, do you admit we're a biker gang?
Tristan, do you admit that you're a big dummy?
Tristan, I'm talking to you. Well, do you?
I think you're afraid to put yours on maximum turbo speed in the trash.
I'm going to put mine on zero turbo speed and make it hard for me to pedal.
Oh, it's metal. Big dummy.
Big dummy move. Big dummy move.
Scared of the electricity. Dummy.
Electricity. That was very easy with technology.
I used technology, it was very easy.
How can I be the dummy?
How many calories did you expend?
If we had to bike forever, who would last longer with the amount of calories spent during that little bit?
I believe my legs are strong and the battery will die.
Nah. Batteries don't die, big dummy.
It really is. This is cool.
We need to do this more often.
Yeah, I agree. So there's just a cow here and he just eats the grass.
That's his life. Your mate.
He is my mate. You know what?
He is my mate. He's smarter than you, mate.
No, he's not. Less stress.
He probably does have less stress.
Less stress. Bet he works less. Well, it depends on what is...
If Work is eating grass, he might work more than me.
I'm gonna put some taxes in you.
Okay.
You're a dummy.
You better count.
Does it make sense?
It does.
Eat grass.
We're at a Gulfstream.
Gulfstream's like a Ferrari for private jets.
The reason we're on a Gulf Stream is because all of a sudden I know nothing about planes, but from my understanding it takes off very quickly because the airport we're at has a very short runway.
It used to be 1,300 meters.
The airport was built in 1926.
1,300 meter runway.
And then the airport, which was functioning until the early 2000s, Stopped getting money from the Italian government because they didn't get enough international flights.
So we fought by a consortium for $300 million.
They bought it and tried to attract international attention, but couldn't.
So again, the airport was about to be shut down, and they sold it to someone else for $3.8 million.
But where this individual is, want to keep the airport open.
So keep your mind. Nice.
Nice.
Nice. So this is the G's only runway.
G's only runway. Only G pilot, only G planes.
But the real G is the guys up on the air thinking I'm keeping up because I want to land there.