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Fuck Gas!
00:10:22
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| Thanks for watching! | |
| Worth it. Worth it every time. | |
| Andrew! Andrew! | |
| Andrew! Important! Fuck gas! | |
| Fuck gas! Fuck gas! | |
| He said it doesn't work because it didn't work for him. | |
| What a loser. Yeah, I mean, I was there too. | |
| It didn't work for me either, but Tristan, I believe in your powers. | |
| I have powers. I believe in your powers. | |
| Fuck yeah. What happened to- Don't film this. | |
| Don't film this. Get your phone. | |
| Don't film this. He's getting gas. | |
| He's getting gas. All that talk about fuck gas. | |
| All that talk. Just remember this, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| All that talk about fuck gas. | |
| Yeah, fuck gas, yeah. | |
| What's the doubt to run out of gas like a man? | |
| Yeah! Ayy! | |
| Hoppin' in, bitch, and I start the V. Snakes in the grass, so they harder to see. | |
| My brother would give up his life to the old. | |
| He told me he'd go be a martyr for me. | |
| Said that she ready to counter the six. | |
| I hit up Pauline, the charter to pee. | |
| Ain't really leave, but I'm back. | |
| I'm back. I'm back. | |
| I'm back. I'm back. I'm riding around in Atlanta with sad. | |
| Cause that nigga been going harder than me. | |
| Nothing to change, I'm just harder to please. | |
| Ferrari is making an SUV. We ain't got a choice, we ordering these. | |
| Shout out Noel for recording the Vs. | |
| He know where this shit about to go. | |
| Cuz nobody touching the flow they say you alone at the top, but it's gotta be lonely below No, I'm drinking non-alcoholic iced tea Shit this is very very nice Bye guys. | |
| This wine is absolutely the enemy. | |
| It literally smells horrible. | |
| The smell of the wine, which is alcoholic, I can smell the alcohol and it ruins the entire atmosphere. | |
| I'm just letting you know. Wine ruins this atmosphere. | |
| Yeah, literally. It actually does. | |
| One of the finest hotels in the Italian Donomite Mountains and a glass of white wine ruins the atmosphere. | |
| Correct. And you want iced tea. | |
| I wouldn't say it ruins it. | |
| I'd say it severely detriments it. | |
| If I had to drink a glass of something every night after dinner, iced tea or wine, I would absolutely choose wine. | |
| Even for health. That sounds horribly... | |
| That sounds completely miserable. | |
| To have a nice iced tea. You can't be certain that the iced tea has even sugar in it. | |
| Iced tea's made of sugar. | |
| No, it's not. That's a sweet tea. | |
| You're thinking about sweet tea, our American roots. | |
| Iced tea has sugar in it. | |
| This one won't. It'll be pure tea plus ice. | |
| This has zero sugar in it. | |
| I bet it has sugar. | |
| You're lying to me. Let me have a sip. | |
| No, it's really good. There's literally zero sugar in that. | |
| Yeah, you can have it. There's zero su- Oh my god, I knew it. | |
| That was fucking dumb of me. | |
| You did not specify the size of the sip I was allowed to have. | |
| That was fucking stupid of me. | |
| I'll admit, Tristan. That was such a checkmate you're not allowed to have for another one. | |
| Tristan, that's a checkmate. That's the end of my... | |
| That's the end of your iced tea adventure. | |
| And the tiniest sip. | |
| And Tristan, admit it was at least very, very good. | |
| Admit that's what you'd expect. | |
| I'm one of the nicest, finest hotels of all time. | |
| It didn't have any sugar, it's very nice. | |
| It had no sugar. | |
| Now it's gone. | |
| I got you so bad, I don't think you're allowed to eat it. | |
| I can't, I can't. I got you so bad that the only drink you're allowed now is wine if you want it. | |
| I don't. Why did I not think of that at all? | |
| I double confirmed. I'm sure I'm allowed to sip, yeah? | |
| Yeah. I woke up this morning promising I'd never go. | |
| I always do that. I woke up and I'll never drink again. | |
| Here we are. I mean it every time. | |
| You also said he doesn't drink alcohol. | |
| Well, yeah, well, he's trying not to, but I drank all of his iced tea. | |
| And please don't serve him another drink. | |
| Yeah, no more iced teas. He'll have an iced tea, but he will not have one. | |
| Because me and my brother are paying the bill, so... | |
| You decide. Correct. | |
| No iced tea, but it's also fair. | |
| It's the fair rules of getting got. | |
| Maybe something to snack? Uh, no, no, no. | |
| I'll sparkling water, please. A sparkling water for me, please. | |
| Thank you very much. Yes, big one. | |
| Thank you. Actually, bring three big ones. | |
| Three big sparkling ones. So this, this is ruining your mood. | |
| Yeah, it makes the smell horrible. | |
| Which really does. Wine is the way. No, it's not. | |
| I think I might become a wine guy. | |
| Can't say you're going to become a wine guy and then down it. | |
| I can't. You drink wines as, like, shots. | |
| You do the spin to look fancy and then you just down it and neck it. | |
| And it ruins all illusions. | |
| Do you not see the $10,000 alligator skin briefcase? | |
| I do. So? | |
| Do you not see the $16 ripped joggy bombs where the letters are peeling off? | |
| Yes. Man of class and distinction, but also scumbaggery. | |
| So, the $10,000 briefcase is the swirl. | |
| Do you see where I'm going here, Luke? | |
| I do. And the scumbaggery is the downy all-in-one. | |
| So outside is a trick. | |
| Why? Why is it a trick? | |
| Because this water's cold-ish, yeah? | |
| Yeah. And outside looks like it's hot. | |
| It does look like it's very hot? It's just cold outside, and there's steam coming off the cold water. | |
| Really? So it's not... | |
| It's really hot. | |
| It's like a jacuzzi, yeah? It's hot, yeah. | |
| You wouldn't lie to me, yeah? | |
| No, no, no. How do you even open... | |
| Ah. Open this button. | |
| Hmm. Tristan may have been right. | |
| It might just be cold out here. I think he lied to me. | |
| But we've become bike men. | |
| We rode bikes in Croatia. It was fun. | |
| I know. What are we doing? | |
| Electric bike Aikido. Electric bike Aikido. | |
| You've ever ridden an electric bike? I actually have. | |
| My dad had a bike store. | |
| Of course you have. Of course your dad had a fucking bike store. | |
| So we're bike men. That's what we do now. | |
| It's like a biker. We are a biker gang, aren't we? | |
| We're a biker gang. Tristan, do you admit we're a biker gang? | |
| Tristan, do you admit that you're a big dummy? | |
| Tristan, I'm talking to you. Well, do you? | |
| I think you're afraid to put yours on maximum turbo speed in the trash. | |
| I'm going to put mine on zero turbo speed and make it hard for me to pedal. | |
| Oh, it's metal. Big dummy. | |
| Big dummy move. Big dummy move. | |
| Scared of the electricity. Dummy. | |
| Electricity. That was very easy with technology. | |
| I used technology, it was very easy. | |
| How can I be the dummy? | |
| How many calories did you expend? | |
| If we had to bike forever, who would last longer with the amount of calories spent during that little bit? | |
| I believe my legs are strong and the battery will die. | |
| Nah. Batteries don't die, big dummy. | |
| It really is. This is cool. | |
| We need to do this more often. | |
| Yeah, I agree. So there's just a cow here and he just eats the grass. | |
| That's his life. Your mate. | |
| He is my mate. You know what? | |
| He is my mate. He's smarter than you, mate. | |
| No, he's not. Less stress. | |
| He probably does have less stress. | |
| Less stress. Bet he works less. Well, it depends on what is... | |
| If Work is eating grass, he might work more than me. | |
| I'm gonna put some taxes in you. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're a dummy. | |
| You better count. | |
| Does it make sense? | |
| It does. | |
| Eat grass. | |
| We're at a Gulfstream. | |
| Gulfstream's like a Ferrari for private jets. | |
| The reason we're on a Gulf Stream is because all of a sudden I know nothing about planes, but from my understanding it takes off very quickly because the airport we're at has a very short runway. | |
| It used to be 1,300 meters. | |
| The airport was built in 1926. | |
| 1,300 meter runway. | |
| And then the airport, which was functioning until the early 2000s, Stopped getting money from the Italian government because they didn't get enough international flights. | |
| So we fought by a consortium for $300 million. | |
| They bought it and tried to attract international attention, but couldn't. | |
| So again, the airport was about to be shut down, and they sold it to someone else for $3.8 million. | |
| But where this individual is, want to keep the airport open. | |
| So keep your mind. Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. So this is the G's only runway. | |
| G's only runway. Only G pilot, only G planes. | |
| But the real G is the guys up on the air thinking I'm keeping up because I want to land there. | |