ANDREW TATE GETS BACK IN THE RING | Tate Confidential Ep 159
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Finally, the time has come to improve.
I think that...
How does it feel?
I'm not sure.
Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, turn, turn in the void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
All of them, I hate them!
I hate them!
Another day, Luke.
Another day.
More booze, more super fast cars.
What could go wrong? No, but it does go wrong for everyone else.
But somehow... I don't know how many...
We've lost so many cars.
But here we are. Here we are.
Hard to kill. So many people drop off.
Yeah. Amateurs.
Yeah. Or professionals. Cars seized.
Cars broken. Everything.
Crashes. Apparently for no reason he smashed Jay's windscreen in.
Jay's another guy who we're driving here.
Smashed his windscreen in and then all the guys got out and jumped him And then smashed his house up.
Then they tried to pull a gun and they took the gun off of him.
Yeah. So, it turns out that English have beaten the French once again.
It's true. It is a shame. It's 1815 all over again.
And Trashman got disarmed and got his house smashed up.
Yeah. He basically surrendered.
Yeah. Yeah, I know. Everything.
The endurance event. And we make it to the end every fucking year.
Every year. Start line to finish line.
Freshman's. Freshman's. Freshman's.
So back to Spain. The police in Spain locked us.
They did, didn't they? I want to give them a little visit.
I know. They'd love to have us back.
They'd love to have us back.
They're like, oh, they're going to Portugal.
Our friends who want our friends back.
Yeah. They were such good drivers which adhere to all traffic laws.
Yes, all of them. So here we are.
Done. The ice cream bandit is back.
Oh, look, it's waiting for us.
What's this? The road's already closed.
Nice. Police.
Nice. Lovely.
They knew we were coming back.
Hi, guys. We're back.
They had a fucking surprise party for us.
They literally did. Big and planned.
A nice surprise party.
Big and planned. Alto Policia.
I don't know what that means.
The whole thing looks like a shitshow.
Why did they let us in their country?
Look at all these cars.
They're all hooligans.
All hooligans.
They're all people you don't really want in your country.
We're not good for your country.
Straight up.
They film us but don't they realize we're destroying their country in real time.
Fuck Spain. Spain's fucked, isn't it?
Spain's fucked Spain. Sure tried to stop us at the border.
That was dumb. So that's the end of his car.
Well, he's in the gas station with the engine cover.
Yeah, that's not a normal thing, is it?
No. You gotta open the engine cover on a lap.
Yeah, and someone's running. Nice.
Well, it was always going to happen.
What do you mean? What do you mean? Why was it always going to happen?
No, because it's super, super scorching hot out.
It's scorching hot.
And his car is some Frankenstein.
What do you mean? It was guaranteed.
No, it wasn't. It was.
It was guaranteed. I can't believe that happened.
No. Just a few days ago, it quit and started spitting fire and nearly burned his face off.
I can't believe So your car burst into flames.
Look at the engine bay.
Look at the glass, scorched.
Literally, dropped the gear. Big boom.
Flame came out of here next to my head.
And another flame came out of here.
Smoke everywhere. Got out.
There was a stream next to us.
We literally was chucking stream water on the car.
Nothing else to do.
Got the fire out.
And then I stripped it and fixed it and got it back on the road.
Wait, so it drives again? Yeah, it's back on the road, but I drove it.
I was stuck in the mountains for two and a half hours.
I rang Tom. And I was like, Tom.
He's a legend! Wow.
No, he did giant modifications to a Lamborghini Aventador.
I'm super surprised. To try and make it the fastest car on the road.
And a good turbo is under an Aventador.
What's wrong with that? Because it's not made for that.
If the engineers wanted it to be so, they would have made it so.
I'm surprised. You're not surprised.
No one's surprised. This is hard mud though, yeah.
This is proper hard mud.
This is insane.
So Boris, we've found the race track in the mountains.
This is the mountain race track.
And it gets better than this?
It gets better than this. The roads get wider so it's not as fucking dangerous.
Serious. Reminds me very much of the Transalpina in Romania when I've done that with Andrew.
But it's like...
It's different.
Let's take a look.
We've caught them up at least.
Yeah, we've caught up with the pack.
Yeah, we got put into recovery mode because the engine overheated.
And we had to crawl for a little bit but now we're back with the pack which is a great sign.
It means no one's overtaking us.
I'm gonna go on a skate.
Damn, nice.
I'm out.
I love you.
Love you.
Nobody likes me.
Nobody does like you. Nobody likes you.
He's trying.
Yep, he's trying.
I just realized the cops, the John and the government are on his ass, and I don't know if he can escape.
John Law and the government. John Law and the government.
Yeehaw. Yep, yeehaw.
What car is that?
No, it is actually fast.
I was surprised, bro. I thought that was an anti-boy car for some reason.
But then I just saw that, that thing's a fucking bullet.
Yeah, it's a great thing.
It's very fast.
Yeah, it's really fast.
See you in the morning.
He's giving up. Another one.
Give it up. John Law and the government.
Caught him. We saw him.
He gave up. He gave up.
Pull me over. Take me to jail!
I can't escape the gunman.
Yeah, because I don't know what these are.
You've never had an appetizer? No.
Never? No. You can't just dance.
What does that mean? How many appetizers do I have?
You have two. How many do you have?
Two. So you have four appetizers, correct?
Yeah, sort of. Yeah, we have four, yeah.
Luke is a gay. How many words in that sentence?
Four. That doesn't mean anything.
I proved it. What are apple ticers?
If apple ticers are so good, why do we never see them anywhere else?
Bro, me and Boris are avid. You know when you hit that round?
Hard. You didn't see it. You'd break.
We hit that so hard that the split, we thought we'd split the bump up.
Bro, I'm so lucky, we've only scuffed it.
So it's John Lowe and the Gunmen after Boris.
I'm sorry.
John Law. And the government.
On his ass. Go to jail!
You're going to jail, Boris!
We are going to jail!
This is not a stake!
We are going to jail!
Come on Lamborghini, you Italian piece of shit.
Oh, brand new Lambo!
Brand new Lambo! Meet the old Porsche!
Yeah, meet the seven-year-old GT3 with more miles than your mom!
You're heading to jail, Boris!
We're going to fucking jail!
You're on the gun man!
You're on the gun!
No, escape the pulley house.
He can't!
You can't. You can't. You can't escape the police.
Even a brand new Lamborghini.
You can't get away.
Sorry Boris. You're headed to jail.
So Boris gave up.
He's gone to jail.
They all go to jail in the end.
They all go to jail in the end. They can't escape the sheriffs.
Draw law on the government.
But they're on you. They're on you.
They don't get off. Sticky.
Like glue. The gum on your shoe.
They're there. Can't get them off.
You said the resign to your face I Love
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the game the time has come to bleep How does it feel? Marcel, that's mine.
So Marcel believes he can beat everyone at drinking.
He believes he's the drinking champion amongst all of us.
Why? Well, he's definitely got the tool.
Why does Marcel do this to himself?
Nah. Can I just be honest?
The reach alone that I have compared to Andrew.
Yeah. You'll move left.
You'll move right. He'll be trying to hit you in the middle.
Just to really beat him longer.
100 rounds. Marcel can't be his own nightmare.
How do you win?
No game plan. Tell him again.
How do you beat me?
I punch you.
Bro. It's not gonna happen, Marcel.
Okay, cool. Put gloves on.
Let's find out. Let's go.
Where's the gloves? So your face looks...
Your face isn't convincing.
You say words, but your face...
Mark still means it. We had a pep talk on the way here.
He means it. His face.
I can see his face. I've beaten you before.
Have you beaten me ever? No.
Yes. I'm pretty sure he's beaten you every single time.
Stop talking about the parts.
The fact doesn't matter really. I'm here to win.
I'm watching YouTube videos.
I'm ready. He hasn't been watching YouTube videos.
I've been with him. He hasn't been.
This is a lie. I have.
Let's go. This is it.
The championship fight. Let's get ready to rumble!
I don't think we have the wrong time. One!
Two! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Come on, Marcel. Nice.
Hands up? All right, hands up, my throw.
Don't worry, Marcel. Reach!
Reach! You got the reach, bro.
Use the reach. Use the reach.
Go down, remember? Remember left and right, and he'll try and hit you in the middle.
Punch me, then. One, two, three.
Four! Five!
It's alright Marcel, the reach just wasn't there that time I'm done.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, come on.
Nice.
Nice.
Three.
That was a big one.
I almost saw seven, eight, nine.
Only boxing, not kicking.
Boys, it's insane.
Take it back.
Alright Marcel. 30 seconds Marcel.
Go Marcel, go go go!
Offensive, don't let him pick his spots.
Offensive, that's better.
Go go go!
Oui, beautiful!
Beautiful!
Hey, beep that for me.
10 seconds, Marcel.
10 seconds Marcel! 10 seconds Marcel!
Last 3 seconds!
Well done.
Well done.
Alright, go ahead and lock your ground with Marcel and have a squirt of that.
Marcel, come here.
What the fuck?
Alright Marcel, don't worry.
This round's a wheel of shit.
All you have to do is...
Oh fuck, I just snapped my ass man.
We might be getting fucked up.
I told him what's gonna fix this.
I told him I was going to fix this. Marcel, don't worry.
It's already fixed because you already took a knee three times.