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Sept. 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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STREET FIGHT CHALLENGE | Tate Confidential Ep 158
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Marcelo, you don't want 100 rounds.
Bro, can you beat me?
The disrespect of women.
I'm sorry.
Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
All of them are the same!
So, Sterling will join me for a beer.
You know why, Justin?
Because Sterling's my real friend.
Of course I will, Tristan.
I wouldn't dare let you down like that.
I don't know there's such a thing as, oh, I had so much beer yesterday, I can't have a beer today.
Who gets hung over on beer?
He does his shit every time.
Beer's non-alcoholic, basically.
He does his shit every fucking time.
It's basically the first thing he does.
Yeah. The first thing he does is he tries to attack my pride.
Oh, you're being a pussy, blah, blah, blah.
You are being a pussy, though. You're not going to drink, blah, blah, blah.
No, I know I do that as a joke sometimes, but you are actually being a pussy.
Okay. Then the second thing he does, the second thing he does, he attacks my heart.
Seriously, I'm just joking, bro.
Like, we're friends, and I just love to have a beer with you.
Then, he tries to call me a good person, which we all know is a fuck off.
Nah, he's a good guy, though.
But Sterling, you don't want to drink beers with Tristan.
Sterling does. I'm fine with beers.
Sterling's like me. Sterling's like me.
We could drink beer all day. When I went to the hotel, did I see beer from 1% drunk?
I could drink beer all day. You were very happy and jolly.
Desperate. Like, beer isn't, like, drinking, like, if we were drinking, like, hard liquor all day, then I'd be on your side.
No, no, fuck off. That wasn't just normal beer.
Get a fucking tequila in it.
Huh? You sabotaged the beer with tequila.
It was tequila beer. He did get you.
He did get you. Those were Hunger Day beers.
I gotta go. I didn't see the little flower on there.
I didn't know that we don't do this in America.
Oh, you want a beer? Psyche, it's a mixed drink.
Fuck you. Well, look.
Now, you're stuck with me and Luke for the rest of the day.
And Luke loves beer. Yeah.
I'm not drinking any beers. Look, don't blame me.
Blame Rory for blowing up the turbo.
Yeah, Rory's fault. He's the reason I'm here.
He is the reason I'm here as well.
Hey, how about we go to drink beer?
They're all in their little luxury bus Oh, the bus is so nice.
This is an endurance event.
You drink all night.
You drive all day.
Eight hours fast on the hard roads.
No mistakes. Ice cold.
To make the music. To make the music.
No sleep. That's what this is about.
This isn't about comfort. It's all about easy.
I'm out here on the streets.
I'm suffering. I'm building character.
I'm out all night getting the fucking GT3 racing as fast as humanly possible, losing my licenses, getting arrested.
I'm the only one who's doing it.
The rest of them have just copped out for luxury and comfort.
They all understand what this is all about.
It's endurance. I'm the last man.
Last man upon them roads.
Last man upon them roads.
I'm the last man standing, bro.
Last man standing.
Why are you, why are you glad the cars break up?
Because it's an adventure.
It's an adventure. I like that everything's destroyed and broken.
I like that I have to be here.
How do you like being in the Metaverse?
I can be in the Metaverse here while I'm passenger in the cars.
I'm Metaverse the whole time. I hope you like drinking.
Now can I get my laptop out and go Super Metaverse?
You can't be in the Metaverse when you feel a beer in hand.
That is true. But yeah, I don't want a beer in my hand.
How about a beer in each hand? Oh, a double fisting.
I love a good double fisting.
Am I going to end up drinking beer?
The camera's on me now. Yes, you have to drink beer.
Luke, what did you think was going to happen in this thing?
What did you think we were going to do? Sleep?
No, I thought I was going to metaverse and we were going to, I don't know.
Get on our phones. Yeah, get on our phones, you know.
Go into the metaverse. Go into the metaverse.
Dreaming. Go deep in metaverse.
Booze time. No, not booze time.
It's 10 a.m. No. Yeah, 10 a.m.
Look, you can't go weak on me, bro.
You can't just, like, get weak.
So you're going to drink beer, too? No.
What I'm saying is you've got to stay calm.
I don't want to hear this thing. And look, Justin, we have to stick together on this.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That is the beer side of the van.
Yes. This is the no beer side.
The men's side. The hemisphere of no beer.
Oh, the side with a penis. No, no, no.
And this side. Got it. Understood.
Now, by the way, I just want to say that now, congratulations to you both.
You're now no longer poor. Driving in cars is for poor people.
And you've now been upgraded.
Well, um... Driving cars is for poor people, isn't it?
Yeah, and you're now no longer poor.
It is, isn't it? Yesterday, you were both poor.
Yeah, why in a car? Now we're in luxury.
I agree. This is luxury, isn't it?
Driving cars is for poor people.
Congratulations. I'm going to have to give it. You know what?
It's not just because I'm on this side now.
It's not just because I'm now in this.
Well, you're on the gay side. I'm not on the gay side.
I'm on the no-beer side.
Yeah, aka the gay son.
Yeah, sounds gay to me. Go on, say that again without trying to sound gay.
I'm on the side that won't have any feeling.
I'm not talking to you. Just admit that sounds gay.
Admit that's the same as saying, I'm sitting on the side that sucks cocks.
It's basically the same thing, isn't it?
Andrew, where are we? Where are we?
Don't glance. Where are we?
Why are we by the ocean?
We were just in Porto and now I've blinked and we're by the ocean.
Why are you Jamaican now?
No ramp with me, you know.
I think I'm gonna have to kill Marcel.
He's rubbing off on Andrew. Far too much.
No, dude, we're not...
It's 10.40.
In the morning. And you already want to drink again.
Shirley, you don't know my cousin, then.
If you thought that's rare. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I am both your cousin.
You are Andrew's cousin.
First. You don't know Andrew's brother.
You know what? Turn up, Slim Dusty.
It is 5.40 p.m.
in Australia right now. I can drink.
Bang on the TV. Luke, this is the most...
Homosexual fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, we just did this like six hours ago.
We were drinking. Welcome to my life.
Tristan, a beer with tea.
Drink it up!
I'm not drinking it. I'm just drinking it.
You can't play this song.
On repeat. This is on repeat until you're drinking beer.
Tristan, there's a wall that doesn't allow beer past this point.
Well, I hope the wall is soundproof.
I'd love to have a beer with that guy.
That guy, that guy, that guy.
Sweet guy.
So I was wondering why you guys took so long.
We found a cafe around the corner.
Nice cold Carl Berks.
And you guys didn't get any coffees, did you?
We got these things. I know, the bullshit energy poisons.
Energy poisons. There's a cold one in there.
There's a cold coffee here. Say that again?
A coffee? No, I have a cold bite.
Do you want a coffee? Yeah, if you do.
Thank you so much. No, I don't.
No, thanks, Justin. I have one cold one here.
Bro, please, I'd super appreciate that.
Can you help me load up the cooler?
That's Tristan. Crackers.
That's your guy's side.
It can't go across our side.
What are you talking about? The beers.
Oh, the queers can't come to our side.
Thank you so much. Thank you, bro.
Thank you. Really appreciate it. Everything else perfect.
Thank you. Perfect. Thank you. Hey, do you have room for any of our bags up inside?
Oh, shit. This bag has to stay here because it's got the smokes in it.
Mine can stay on my lap. But if you have room, it'd be better.
Yeah, good luck. Oh, thank you, bro.
No energy drinks in my fridge.
It's your energy drink.
They both go. It's his energy drinks and he's just burdened me with an energy drink that I specifically said was poison.
So you can spill it with beers.
No, the energy drink's going in here.
All right, what's going on the it's going in the beer bag that Andrew what's that? That's the car that you blew up.
You blew the turbine.
How does that happen?
By being a fucking, being Irish Excited piece of shit.
Fat now. Alright.
Guilty. I was excited.
And I am Irish. And sometimes, as you know what, I'm a piece of shit.
I do want to mention that the wall is real.
I can't understand how you don't want a cold beer.
That's... You know what?
The thing is, there's going to be some takeoff and introverts who are saying, oh, it's just a beer, Luke.
Why don't you like beer? Yeah, it's nice and hot and sunny outside.
We're in Portugal. Yeah, but also, they don't know.
They don't know what a beer is.
They don't know what drinking beer is.
They've never drank beer in their life.
They think they have. Oh yeah, I've had a beer before.
Oh yeah, I've had beers with my mates.
No. They don't understand what drinking a beer is.
Sterling, I'm not even sure if you fully understand what you've gotten yourself into.
Yeah, I think me and Sterling are beer buddies.
I know you do.
I know quite well. And that's why we're on this side of the wall.
You see? That's why we have the great divide.
Yeah, literally, the great divide.
That's why we have it. The great homosexual divide.
Separates the men from the boys. No.
Sterling, you don't realize, on that side of the wall is where the monster is.
You know what? You know what?
I know you think you can, but that's how he gets you.
That's why he's such a deadly...
He's Australian. I think he could sit and drink beer.
I've seen Sterling drink beer all night.
You've seen me drink beer all night.
It's a Sterling thing to do.
I'm glad this happened. Just drink every beer that's in here.
Okay. And when it comes time to come down the room tonight, we have to go to dinner and see how he feels.
Drink him under the fucking table.
I'm not trying to drink him under the table.
I'm not going to have a beer with my friend.
A beer with your friend, bro?
What would do it? A beer with your fucking friend.
What we doing?
What we doing?
There's more.
There's more as well.
There's more as well.
I had a beer yesterday.
10 fucking times with tequila in it.
Let me explain why there's so many.
Because I thought I had more than just one friend.
You don't. I thought I was sitting here with a group of friends, and I bought enough for everybody.
It turns out I've only got one friend, but now me and him definitely have enough beers.
Well, here's where you are.
It's a friendship, Sterling.
Guys, let's jump Marceli.
He doesn't know we're here.
Really?
I'm gonna blow up his ass.
Alright, so I've offered all my friends a cigar.
Luke, if there's one thing about me, you have to admit, I always bring cigars for my friends, don't I? Yeah.
So all my friends, I've offered all my friends a cigar, so Sterling has a cigar.
I don't even want a cigar. No thanks, Tristan.
Luke, the offer is not open to you.
I know, but I don't want one. You're Andrew's cousin.
Andrew's cousin doesn't offer cigars.
All of my friends now have cigars in their hands.
We're surely people who grab, grab your dreams.
You guys are...
You know what? You know what?
Honestly, I'm too honorable to pull a dick move.
You're such a good friend, you need two.
Me and Justin don't care.
We don't even want cigars.
I hear cigars are for homos.
Yeah, you know, they like to smoke cylinders.
Yeah, they put cylinders in their mouths.
And you know what, Justin?
I was kind of skeptical about the cigars are for homos thing, but I'm starting to think maybe they are.
Justin, you smoked two fat cigars with me yesterday.
So start calling me back when we were friends.
Hey, Bars.
What's happening, brother?
So you're off boozing? No, no.
It never ends. It never ends, does it?
Welcome to my life. You know, I like when you guys are around.
I feel... No, but all the Take Confidential people, they think it's a joke.
They don't get it. It never ends.
It never, never, ever ends.
They don't realize. 12 PM today, we started?
Yeah. Why?
And now we're here at the beach and it's still going.
Why though? Why do we start?
I don't know. I don't know.
Stupid. Boris thinks we should stop boozing so much.
What's his reasoning? Because it's non-stop all the time.
We've been doing it since 12. Quitters never win and winners never quit.
But that doesn't apply to boozy.
Doesn't it? But what do we win?
It's the mental fortitude.
You can't give up because then you're a quitter.
You go to the end. So alcoholics are the best?
Alcoholics are the best people in the planet.
If they're alcoholics who also get up and function, like us, then they're the best.
That is true. And if they do it not liking it, but they still never quit.
Hard. Strong. So all our fans should booze all the time.
Especially if they dislike it.
Exactly. Mental fortitude.
Mental fortitude. Alright, Marcel.
So you inspired me the other night when you were being a hype man and coach to Boris.
And Boris almost beat me.
So, I know you're going to fight Andrew soon.
I'm just saying I'm your coach and I'm your hype man.
I think you have the same odds that Boris has of beating me at Moose.
Now, you've got like a 48% chance.
It's 52 the other way.
I feel like with my health...
I can push you over that threshold.
Nah. Can I just be honest?
The reach alone that I have compared to Andrew is so ridiculous.
Yeah, you'll beat him. He's going to be...
Yeah. Yeah. You'll move left.
You'll move right. He'll be trying to hit you in the middle.
Like always. Yeah, yeah. T, if you're really going to be a hype man, a proper hype man, you'd say they should do 48 rounds just to really beat him longer.
100 rounds. 100 rounds. Marceau can't be a nightmare!
100 rounds!
Marceau, you don't want 100 rounds!
Bro, can you beat me?
The disrespect of the fool!
A few moments later...
Oh, I don't back down for one thing, I actually can't.
Now you know what though, Justin, to be fair, to be fair, for everyone watching, Marcel's got a point, because Guinness is one of those weird things everywhere, where like, your stomach gets really full, then your drink gets fucking wet.
And it's delicious. You know what I mean, Roy?
And it tastes great, it's good.
And it goes down really well.
Yeah, so Marcel, you've got to drink Guinness slow, because my stomach hurts too, you know?
The time has come for you, team.
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