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Sept. 1, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Tates Takeover Paris | Tate Confidential Ep. 153
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Just saying. I don't know if anyone on Tech Confidential notices.
Marcel's black. On the road again!
Just can't wait to be on the road again!
Let's go! Fuckas!
Fuckas! Fuckas!
FUCK YEAH!
Yes!
I'm going to the gym.
Excuse me. It is raining so hard because it's France.
Nothing is good in France.
How is France so shit?
Yes.
There's very many bunkers.
What?
Turn this down.
What is down?
This guy's arguing. He's saying there's seven seatbelts and there's nine people.
Yeah, it's France.
This is all your fault.
How's my
Only friends having pouring pouring rain heavy raindrops I'm so No I Spokes?
He can't spoke.
What do you mean? We don't actually have any.
I refuse to believe everyone's had a sip and that's where we're at.
Let me show you guys a real sip.
Let me show you a real sip.
Ready? I'm going to drink like a man now.
Oh, I just did.
I did what all you did and woke up.
I'm a rider over the river, I'm a marshal of the military.
Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away?
Settling down, would you marry me?
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please?
She'd have said yes in a New York minute.
Oh, thanks.
♪ He never tied the knots ♪ His heart wasn't in it ♪ He stole a kiss ♪ As he drove away ♪ He never hung his hat up ♪ At Kitty's place Oh, thanks.
♪ I shoulda been a cowboy ♪ I shoulda learned to roll the rod ♪ Wearing my six to the right of my pony ♪ On the cattle drive ♪ Stealing the young girl's hearts ♪ Just like Gene and Roy ♪ Singing those campfire songs ♪ Oh, I shoulda been a cowboy
♪ I shoulda had a side to lean ♪ On and main ♪ Runnin' wild through the city Oh, man.
How could you do that?
Marcel, can you do that one?
Ready? I just did it. Do the move.
Show me the move. Do the move.
Show me the move. Okay, I got to do it again now.
I'm using my powers up. My meters up.
Your turn. I need to see the move first.
Okay. It's like this.
It's like Carlton.
This doesn't make sense.
This is France.
Alright, back to white boy music.
Justin, how do you like the Eiffel Tower?
It's okay so far cowboy So this is it This is the Eiffel Tower. Do you know what?
It reminds me a lot of when I first seen Big Ben.
I thought Big Ben was fucking huge when I was a kid.
I thought it was like massive, like the Empire State.
Is Big Ben bigger than the Eiffel Tower?
No. It's smaller. I might be further away.
I don't know. So that's it.
You built this. Are you proud of what you built?
I guess it's kind of cool.
So I built this?
Can I sell it? Do you have family in it?
Can I sell it? It depends.
To whom? I want to buy that shit.
Fuck. What's it good for?
What's it good for? Even the structure's just not logical, is it?
Let's be honest, they could have done a lot more with the lamp.
It's almost identical.
It is actually almost identical.
He might be.
Just saying. I don't know if anyone on Tech Confidential's notice this.
Marcel's black. I'm black.
You're what? John, how come you didn't tell me you were black, you lying son of a bitch?
Is he? I'm just saying.
Viewers, if you notice, you're racist.
I'm just saying. I don't see race.
I don't see color. I do.
So, put your phones away.
I can't put that on takeover.
Put it on takeover.
Put it on there. He's trying to steal our channel.
So that's the art that's real. That's what I said, Justin!
The only thing that's cool about that is walking inside.
It is cool. Now, it actually does look quite gangsta.
Inside's cool. When did they make this?
Do you know? I think it was like 1800s.
But inside, there's an apartment, which is cool.
How about the top was the BG's apartment?
Who lives there? Now, nobody.
Back in the day, there was an apartment.
Yeah, there was an apartment. Where's the vodka?
I don't know. What is this thing?
There's no vodka!
So, we have the fastest car on the foot down, full speed.
We have the slowest car. We have the best car.
We know. Well, the Lambo and the Porsche is better.
Well, yes. Oh, then this Bentley.
Yes, exactly. So, you're telling me that those are faster and actual performance vehicles?
Yes. My arm hurts for surgery, so I'm driving a big slow car.
They don't realize how fucked they are with their slow cars.
If you expect to beat them in a race, let me tell you.
We are going to beat them in a race.
I'm Mr. Goon.
You're Mr. Goon. I am Mr.
Goon. Can you show the old man why you're calling yourself Mr.
Goon? Mr. Goon.
Found this in the car.
And clearly, I would be Mr.
Goon if I wore this hat.
Who else would wear this hat?
Anyone who got a free hat for this car rally.
So you're telling me there's a bunch of Mr.
Goons? Yes. It says Goon Squad on the side.
That's the idea. Squad of Mr.
Goons. No, not Mr.
There is.
So fuck it. I'm determined to beat them.
Because we both conceded to the fact that we're not going to beat them in a race, but hear me out.
No, we will beat them in a race. They're the best car.
If I fucked off all the mountain driving and just drove straight to the destination, could we make fun of them for being slow?
Wait, they didn't think of that?
What do you mean mountain...
There's like exciting mountain roads to drive, which would be fun for anyone who likes driving, me included.
Or... Or...
I could avoid all of them and drive straight to the end destination on motorways.
And we would beat them to the destination.
So we'd beat them in a race.
It is a race. And they'd have to admit it.
They'd have to admit that they lost to a diesel Bentley.
The better car.
The better car won.
It's on... It's on.
I will destroy them. These two cars.
Oh, you're super cars. You're fucked, mate.
I'm super smart. Super smart.
Exactly. So, they got away, but they don't realize...
Our plan. Our plan.
We're actually... There, though.
Yeah, he's way over there now.
But they don't realize they're fucked.
This is the better car, the superior vehicle.
Might be. We use navigation.
Advanced techniques.
To cheat. It's not cheating.
It is a bit. It's not.
It's navigating to the destination.
So I can catch up with you, maybe?
Ah, we can catch up, actually.
This is it. They're double fucked.
Okay, so I just sent our threat to all of them.
That they will not win the race.
They will not win the race. 0% chance.
Justin, Sterling, they think they're going to win?
Yeah, right. Boris, the Blade?
You're right. No way.
What is Lamborghini? Yeah, what?
Andrew with the Porsche.
Police reported ahead. Does he know I got a giant diesel Bentley?
Yeah, I don't think they're fucking ready.
They don't realize that we have true, actual driving machines.
Look at that Lambo. Oh, Lambo, so low.
Ooh, so fast. You go from zero to 60 so much quicker than we do.
Doesn't fucking matter, does it?
I'm going to zero to the destination faster.
That's what I mean. They don't know about fucking driving.
Guys, we need to beat Luke and Tristan and Andrew and Marcel.
Because Luke's already in the group chat telling me that I'm a wanker or something.
I don't know. He's being super abusive.
He's talking smack. Mate, I don't know what's wrong with him.
But he's telling me that they're going to beat us in the race.
Who? Luke and Tristan think they're going to beat us in the race.
You know what? I think that's bullshit.
Let me tell you why. He might have Andrew, and he might have Tristan, and they might have supercars, but you know what they don't have?
What, Tristan? Power Crunch cereal.
Damn right. We ate Power Crunch cereal last night.
So did you, Rory. Yep. And I'll tell you who didn't.
Marcel's bitch ass. Marcel's fucking afraid of cereal.
He's a fucking coward. Wait, the power crunch was the stuff that we broke out the kitchen?
Yeah, the stuff we stole from the kitchen.
Yeah, the super cereal.
No food in Paris?
Fuck that. Paris fucking sucks.
We can't get any food. We need to sneak into the kitchen to get some fucking milk.
Fucking found it. Scratch the milk.
You got something? Yeah, that shit.
What's that? What's yours?
M.J. Why does Paris have no food after midnight?
Is it retarded? Bro, this is milk.
Fucking... Fucking hit me.
Hit me. That's milk, G. Got it.
Oh, croissant.
Bread.
Fuck.
We got French voices.
Come on in the cooler. James bought this bitch.
With the milk. Woo!
Oh shit. The last one out.
Fuck off. I think that was Marcel.
He didn't have no shirt on.
It was definitely Marcel.
Oh, but we're like in.
No we're not.
Yes!
Fucking freedom.
Hey, want cereal over here?
Yeah.
Get the cereal.
Drop them bombs!
So, that's the way when they're running on fumes and it's late in the trip and they start to get tired We're going to have a Power Crunch cereal.
And they're not going to have any of that.
So we have the edge. Yeah, we absolutely have the edge.
Plus, Marcel can't touch the pedal.
So Andrew has to drive the whole time.
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