Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tates Takeover Paris | Tate Confidential Ep. 153
Aired: 2022-09-01
Duration: 14:33


=== On The Road Again! (01:48) ===

[00:00:02]  Just saying. I don't know if anyone on Tech Confidential notices.
[00:00:07]  Marcel's black. On the road again!
[00:00:40]  Just can't wait to be on the road again!
[00:00:43]  Let's go! Fuckas!
[00:00:46]  Fuckas! Fuckas!
[00:00:50]  FUCK YEAH!
[00:00:52]  Yes!
[00:00:54]  I'm going to the gym.
[00:01:38]  Excuse me. It is raining so hard because it's France.
[00:01:46]  Nothing is good in France.
[00:01:48]  How is France so shit?

=== France's Rainy Fault (02:38) ===

[00:01:50]  Yes.
[00:01:52]  There's very many bunkers.
[00:01:54]  What?
[00:01:56]  Turn this down.
[00:01:58]  What is down?
[00:02:00]  This guy's arguing. He's saying there's seven seatbelts and there's nine people.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, it's France.
[00:02:09]  This is all your fault.
[00:02:11]  How's my
[00:02:39]  Only friends having pouring pouring rain heavy raindrops I'm so No I Spokes?
[00:02:53]  He can't spoke.
[00:02:54]  What do you mean? We don't actually have any.
[00:03:38]  I refuse to believe everyone's had a sip and that's where we're at.
[00:03:42]  Let me show you guys a real sip.
[00:03:44]  Let me show you a real sip.
[00:03:46]  Ready? I'm going to drink like a man now.
[00:03:49]  Oh, I just did.
[00:03:52]  I did what all you did and woke up.
[00:03:55]  I'm a rider over the river, I'm a marshal of the military.
[00:04:00]  Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away?
[00:04:05]  Settling down, would you marry me?
[00:04:08]  If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please?
[00:04:12]  She'd have said yes in a New York minute.
[00:04:16]  Oh, thanks.
[00:04:16]  ♪ He never tied the knots ♪ His heart wasn't in it ♪ He stole a kiss ♪ As he drove away ♪ He never hung his hat up ♪ At Kitty's place Oh, thanks.

=== Race To The Finish (10:04) ===

[00:04:28]  ♪ I shoulda been a cowboy ♪ I shoulda learned to roll the rod ♪ Wearing my six to the right of my pony ♪ On the cattle drive ♪ Stealing the young girl's hearts ♪ Just like Gene and Roy ♪ Singing those campfire songs ♪ Oh, I shoulda been a cowboy
[00:04:57]  ♪ I shoulda had a side to lean ♪ On and main ♪ Runnin' wild through the city Oh, man.
[00:05:06]  How could you do that?
[00:05:07]  Marcel, can you do that one?
[00:05:09]  Ready? I just did it. Do the move.
[00:05:11]  Show me the move. Do the move.
[00:05:12]  Show me the move. Okay, I got to do it again now.
[00:05:14]  I'm using my powers up. My meters up.
[00:05:17]  Your turn. I need to see the move first.
[00:05:19]  Okay. It's like this.
[00:05:22]  It's like Carlton.
[00:05:23]  This doesn't make sense.
[00:05:25]  This is France.
[00:05:36]  Alright, back to white boy music.
[00:05:41]  Justin, how do you like the Eiffel Tower?
[00:05:43]  It's okay so far cowboy So this is it This is the Eiffel Tower. Do you know what?
[00:05:56]  It reminds me a lot of when I first seen Big Ben.
[00:05:58]  I thought Big Ben was fucking huge when I was a kid.
[00:06:00]  I thought it was like massive, like the Empire State.
[00:06:02]  Is Big Ben bigger than the Eiffel Tower?
[00:06:04]  No. It's smaller. I might be further away.
[00:06:07]  I don't know. So that's it.
[00:06:11]  You built this. Are you proud of what you built?
[00:06:14]  I guess it's kind of cool.
[00:06:18]  So I built this?
[00:06:19]  Can I sell it? Do you have family in it?
[00:06:21]  Can I sell it? It depends.
[00:06:23]  To whom? I want to buy that shit.
[00:06:26]  Fuck. What's it good for?
[00:06:27]  What's it good for? Even the structure's just not logical, is it?
[00:06:32]  Let's be honest, they could have done a lot more with the lamp.
[00:06:36]  It's almost identical.
[00:06:46]  It is actually almost identical.
[00:06:49]  He might be.
[00:06:53]  Just saying. I don't know if anyone on Tech Confidential's notice this.
[00:06:59]  Marcel's black. I'm black.
[00:07:01]  You're what? John, how come you didn't tell me you were black, you lying son of a bitch?
[00:07:08]  Is he? I'm just saying.
[00:07:10]  Viewers, if you notice, you're racist.
[00:07:12]  I'm just saying. I don't see race.
[00:07:13]  I don't see color. I do.
[00:07:15]  So, put your phones away.
[00:07:19]  I can't put that on takeover.
[00:07:22]  Put it on takeover.
[00:07:23]  Put it on there. He's trying to steal our channel.
[00:07:30]  So that's the art that's real. That's what I said, Justin!
[00:07:34]  The only thing that's cool about that is walking inside.
[00:07:36]  It is cool. Now, it actually does look quite gangsta.
[00:07:39]  Inside's cool. When did they make this?
[00:07:41]  Do you know? I think it was like 1800s.
[00:07:44]  But inside, there's an apartment, which is cool.
[00:07:46]  How about the top was the BG's apartment?
[00:07:48]  Who lives there? Now, nobody.
[00:07:51]  Back in the day, there was an apartment.
[00:07:52]  Yeah, there was an apartment. Where's the vodka?
[00:08:14]  I don't know. What is this thing?
[00:08:19]  There's no vodka!
[00:08:25]  So, we have the fastest car on the foot down, full speed.
[00:08:30]  We have the slowest car. We have the best car.
[00:08:32]  We know. Well, the Lambo and the Porsche is better.
[00:08:35]  Well, yes. Oh, then this Bentley.
[00:08:38]  Yes, exactly. So, you're telling me that those are faster and actual performance vehicles?
[00:08:43]  Yes. My arm hurts for surgery, so I'm driving a big slow car.
[00:08:48]  They don't realize how fucked they are with their slow cars.
[00:08:52]  If you expect to beat them in a race, let me tell you.
[00:08:55]  We are going to beat them in a race.
[00:08:56]  I'm Mr. Goon.
[00:08:59]  You're Mr. Goon. I am Mr.
[00:09:00]  Goon. Can you show the old man why you're calling yourself Mr.
[00:09:02]  Goon? Mr. Goon.
[00:09:04]  Found this in the car.
[00:09:08]  And clearly, I would be Mr.
[00:09:10]  Goon if I wore this hat.
[00:09:12]  Who else would wear this hat?
[00:09:14]  Anyone who got a free hat for this car rally.
[00:09:18]  So you're telling me there's a bunch of Mr.
[00:09:19]  Goons? Yes. It says Goon Squad on the side.
[00:09:23]  That's the idea. Squad of Mr.
[00:09:26]  Goons. No, not Mr.
[00:09:28]  There is.
[00:09:34]  So fuck it. I'm determined to beat them.
[00:09:38]  Because we both conceded to the fact that we're not going to beat them in a race, but hear me out.
[00:09:42]  No, we will beat them in a race. They're the best car.
[00:09:44]  If I fucked off all the mountain driving and just drove straight to the destination, could we make fun of them for being slow?
[00:09:52]  Wait, they didn't think of that?
[00:09:54]  What do you mean mountain...
[00:09:56]  There's like exciting mountain roads to drive, which would be fun for anyone who likes driving, me included.
[00:10:01]  Or... Or...
[00:10:02]  I could avoid all of them and drive straight to the end destination on motorways.
[00:10:08]  And we would beat them to the destination.
[00:10:10]  So we'd beat them in a race.
[00:10:11]  It is a race. And they'd have to admit it.
[00:10:14]  They'd have to admit that they lost to a diesel Bentley.
[00:10:17]  The better car.
[00:10:18]  The better car won.
[00:10:20]  It's on... It's on.
[00:10:21]  I will destroy them. These two cars.
[00:10:24]  Oh, you're super cars. You're fucked, mate.
[00:10:27]  I'm super smart. Super smart.
[00:10:30]  Exactly. So, they got away, but they don't realize...
[00:10:35]  Our plan. Our plan.
[00:10:36]  We're actually... There, though.
[00:10:38]  Yeah, he's way over there now.
[00:10:44]  But they don't realize they're fucked.
[00:10:46]  This is the better car, the superior vehicle.
[00:10:48]  Might be. We use navigation.
[00:10:52]  Advanced techniques.
[00:10:53]  To cheat. It's not cheating.
[00:10:55]  It is a bit. It's not.
[00:10:56]  It's navigating to the destination.
[00:10:59]  So I can catch up with you, maybe?
[00:11:02]  Ah, we can catch up, actually.
[00:11:04]  This is it. They're double fucked.
[00:11:08]  Okay, so I just sent our threat to all of them.
[00:11:13]  That they will not win the race.
[00:11:15]  They will not win the race. 0% chance.
[00:11:18]  Justin, Sterling, they think they're going to win?
[00:11:20]  Yeah, right. Boris, the Blade?
[00:11:22]  You're right. No way.
[00:11:24]  What is Lamborghini? Yeah, what?
[00:11:25]  Andrew with the Porsche.
[00:11:26]  Police reported ahead. Does he know I got a giant diesel Bentley?
[00:11:30]  Yeah, I don't think they're fucking ready.
[00:11:32]  They don't realize that we have true, actual driving machines.
[00:11:35]  Look at that Lambo. Oh, Lambo, so low.
[00:11:39]  Ooh, so fast. You go from zero to 60 so much quicker than we do.
[00:11:43]  Doesn't fucking matter, does it?
[00:11:44]  I'm going to zero to the destination faster.
[00:11:45]  That's what I mean. They don't know about fucking driving.
[00:11:50]  Guys, we need to beat Luke and Tristan and Andrew and Marcel.
[00:11:54]  Because Luke's already in the group chat telling me that I'm a wanker or something.
[00:11:58]  I don't know. He's being super abusive.
[00:12:00]  He's talking smack. Mate, I don't know what's wrong with him.
[00:12:03]  But he's telling me that they're going to beat us in the race.
[00:12:05]  Who? Luke and Tristan think they're going to beat us in the race.
[00:12:09]  You know what? I think that's bullshit.
[00:12:11]  Let me tell you why. He might have Andrew, and he might have Tristan, and they might have supercars, but you know what they don't have?
[00:12:19]  What, Tristan? Power Crunch cereal.
[00:12:22]  Damn right. We ate Power Crunch cereal last night.
[00:12:24]  So did you, Rory. Yep. And I'll tell you who didn't.
[00:12:27]  Marcel's bitch ass. Marcel's fucking afraid of cereal.
[00:12:30]  He's a fucking coward. Wait, the power crunch was the stuff that we broke out the kitchen?
[00:12:33]  Yeah, the stuff we stole from the kitchen.
[00:12:35]  Yeah, the super cereal.
[00:12:36]  No food in Paris?
[00:12:38]  Fuck that. Paris fucking sucks.
[00:12:40]  We can't get any food. We need to sneak into the kitchen to get some fucking milk.
[00:12:45]  Fucking found it. Scratch the milk.
[00:12:49]  You got something? Yeah, that shit.
[00:12:51]  What's that? What's yours?
[00:12:54]  M.J. Why does Paris have no food after midnight?
[00:13:01]  Is it retarded? Bro, this is milk.
[00:13:03]  Fucking... Fucking hit me.
[00:13:07]  Hit me. That's milk, G. Got it.
[00:13:12]  Oh, croissant.
[00:13:13]  Bread.
[00:13:15]  Fuck.
[00:13:26]  We got French voices.
[00:13:29]  Come on in the cooler. James bought this bitch.
[00:13:38]  With the milk. Woo!
[00:13:42]  Oh shit. The last one out.
[00:13:44]  Fuck off. I think that was Marcel.
[00:13:47]  He didn't have no shirt on.
[00:13:49]  It was definitely Marcel.
[00:13:55]  Oh, but we're like in.
[00:13:57]  No we're not.
[00:13:59]  Yes!
[00:14:01]  Fucking freedom.
[00:14:05]  Hey, want cereal over here?
[00:14:07]  Yeah.
[00:14:09]  Get the cereal.
[00:14:11]  Drop them bombs!
[00:14:13]  So, that's the way when they're running on fumes and it's late in the trip and they start to get tired We're going to have a Power Crunch cereal.
[00:14:25]  And they're not going to have any of that.
[00:14:27]  So we have the edge. Yeah, we absolutely have the edge.
[00:14:29]  Plus, Marcel can't touch the pedal.
[00:14:31]  So Andrew has to drive the whole time.