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Aug. 2, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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ANDREW TATE WINS THE LOTTERY | Tate Confidential Ep.151
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I'm the tallest, the handsomest here.
Okay, I said it correctly.
Marcel is clearly delusional.
Good shot, man!
Good shot, man!
They confidently cracked.
I was finally happy.
Thank you.
I was finally happy.
I was in my little village.
Why did we leave?
Why? He was happy in his hotel, but what did we do?
We left. Is that what we do?
Do we just leave whenever we get happy somewhere?
Look, happiness is so wrong.
Contentment is getting. We just stay on the run.
Always trying to outrun the universe of the matrix and the agents.
We never get content in any one place.
What do we object for? Stay here or stay there.
Fight the matrix. Make more money.
Aikido, food, poopies.
Moving around the globe.
Non-stop. Untouchable.
What about little small villages where you can be a little person?
Next time you tell me you're happy, we're busy.
Those who are miserable, we can stay.
Any happiness must be ended.
I would deter us all from ever being happy ever.
I'm just gonna fly around, invisible.
As we drive until life's complete, you're free to work all you need.
I'm gonna get a little bit of a break.
Where are we going?
I don't know.
What do you mean? We're going into London.
This is Jay. London's appearing.
Is that London? Welcome to the real world.
You've been spending your whole life in a dream illusion.
Every single episode of Take Confidential you've filmed thus far has been a dream.
You've now escaped the dream and you're in the real world.
Welcome to the real world. I'm Morpheus.
Take Confidential viewers, everything you've seen up until now has been CGI. All of it.
But now, it's getting real.
It's not been CGI. It's not been CGI. You can tell by the high quality production filming.
No, it's not been CGI, guys.
I'm telling you I feel the exact same.
You've been drinking CBI. What does that mean?
Computer boozing initiatives.
No, that's not possible.
The booze is real. No, you're about to see the real booze, man.
C-G-B. You're about to see the real booze, my friend.
Don't you remember last year when we drove all around Europe in supercars and drunk loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of booze?
It can't be the real world.
The real world can't just be supercars.
driving around anywhere doesn't matter. This isn't the real world. The real world can all be us driving around supercars doing whatever.
They're all here. I knew. Finally.
Yeah, doing it again. What do you mean? All summer.
The train never stops.
This rodeo never ends my friend Look there's all the power of British gas stations in the food they sell Do I do this? I do.
I do know the power of...
You don't know the power of anything? No, Tristan, just remember when we were here and they had those...
I ate all the gas station food.
Re-crunching.
Okay, well I definitely want one of these.
Mmm.
So we were supposed to go to Supercar Rally and travel around Europe, but instead, the time has come to leave you two losers behind once and for all.
Oh I want you both to know that as the person spends the most time with both of you, there's absolutely nothing likable about either one of you.
You're both disgustingly unlikable, ignorant, stupid, selfish, ugly people on the inside and out.
I despise you both.
The world would be better if you didn't exist.
If you never existed.
The best thing you can do for humanity right now is for both of you to kill yourselves.
Well, I don't like you either. And because of these facts, I finally found a way to leave you all behind.
It's called, I never heard of this, it's called Scratch Cars.
I went in to the gas station, and it turns out I can be a diamond millionaire, a matching millionaire, I can get 100k a year for 20 years, Full of thousands, hundred million dollars, etc.
Now, it's not as much money as I have now, but I don't need your signature.
Don't need his fucking crypto bollocks.
You can both fuck off.
I'm going to scratch these cards and it's going to be the last you ever hear of me.
Never going to see me again. Calling Andrew.
Where's Andrew? I wonder where Andrew's gone.
It ain't going to be like the episode where I was on the jet by myself.
Don't know what the name is.
Tristan, is that you? Tristan?
Oh, no. Tristan? Oh, you're not there.
What about Tristan? You sleeping? You chilling?
Oh. Tristan's not chilling on the plane.
Where's Tristan? T? T, where you at?
T? Tristan? No, sir, because in that episode, I came back.
I'm not coming back. Never again!
You'll be thinking, is he alive?
Is he dead? You'll be going to sleep at night, looking in the corners of the room.
Where is Andrew? I won't be thinking about you.
It's best on you, mate. See you later.
Yeah. Have fun.
You guys are going to be so upset when I scratch these cards.
Tristan, I really hope he wins so we don't get these anymore.
I bet I'm richer than I've ever been. In fact, mate, if you don't win any of these, I'll just sign and give you the cash.
Yeah, Tristan agreed. He just calls me names.
So you guys give me all the money and take confidential from here on out.
It could be a completely separate thing where I'm by myself.
Yes. Yeah, we'll do separate Take Confidentials.
Although, Tristan, I don't like you either, so I think I'm going to go solo.
I've been going solo for a while, actually.
I feel like I'm the star of Take Confidentials.
And I've been carrying you two on my fucking backs for the last five years.
I don't think you guys have seen the comments of Luke Confidential.
Yeah, people love Luke Confidential.
Guys, my fans...
Put it on the comments.
You've got no fans.
Comments and show them.
Show them and I'll make a spin-off.
Luke Confidential. We can have coffee and computer time and not move for multiple, multiple periods.
Sitting there working. Great.
Exactly. I'm scratching these when we get to the hotel.
I vote for you, artist.
I'm voting for you.
I'm voting for you.
Mr. Producer.
I make the best show.
It's Mr. Producer.
I got all them votes.
Mr. Producer.
Gonna bring the feeling.
Mr. Producer.
To the emergency meeting.
Me too.
Thank you.
So we're here for cause.
I'm going to try the sauce. I'm going to try the sauce.
Marcel said you don't drink.
No. Marcel, I did hear you say that.
Marcel always says this.
My drink's here. My drink's here.
It's right here. Marcel thinks he can out drink all of us.
He hasn't. He hasn't.
It's a lie. It's pretty easy to out-drink you, Luke.
To be fair, last year, Marcel did out-drink us.
He didn't. I'm just saying.
Are you two for gone? You almost forgot.
Take off as you might not know this man.
This man is a champion This man is a champion I
No, it was all video We filmed the whole thing.
Y'all must have forgot.
Photoshop, CGI. We CGI'd him admitting that he can't drink on the bike.
No, it wasn't CGI. I knew you liked that myself.
Why didn't you like that? Why didn't you CGI this?
Haters gonna hate, man. Yeah, they're wild to us.
They say we're gonna- They say we're gonna ride a fucking car.
Then we get here and this shit happens.
You didn't tell us this and it was like booze, booze, shit, booze.
No, it's actually Andrew's fault, really.
You were supposed to hold out. I have a rule now.
If Andrew ducks or doesn't drink, I don't drink.
Oh, he's drinking. Oh, he's drinking.
What's that? You told them the camera was driving.
So you lied? It's all driving related.
It's purely drinking. You never even leave, you just drink.
We flew across the ocean.
I feel like, Andrew, you misled them if you told them it didn't revolve around booze.
No, it's a bunch of booze and then you drive between the booze spots.
That's not what he told us. At all.
In no way. Oh, he just mentioned going between the spots?
He told me mountains, pretty roads, and views, and countries I've not been to.
That's what he told me. Oh, he didn't tell you about, what was it?
Road beers, Tristan? Road beers.
Road beers. Mountains and drinks.
Mountains and booze. No.
Oh, the mountains. Oh, mountains.
Like Portuguese, Spain. That's what he told me.
It's a beautiful view. Yeah. Finland.
Did he tell you Finland? Oh beautiful views.
You misheard bro. Must have been stag.
He said drink your f***ing booze.
So Marcel believes he can beat everyone at drinking.
He believes he's the drinking champion amongst all of us.
He is. Well he's definitely got the torque.
He has a little talk.
I'm the tallest, the handsomest here.
Okay, Luke, I said it correctly.
Marcel is clearly delusional.
He's not 6'7".
I see it. Marcel, Marcel, I got on camera.
I just looked. I went back.
He's not kneeling.
Those are his feet. Those are his knees. I see his knees there.
I'm 6'7".
Give or take.
You're not!
Oh boy!
Laughter.
Six, seven, at least!
Reunion? Take Confidential?
Is this a reunion? No, but they've all been in Take Confidential episodes before!
It's a Take Confidential reunion.
No, it's not a reunion. It's a...
Take Confidential...
Extra? Omnibus...
Take Confidential... All characters are different Take Confidential episodes over here.
You make a hundred million dollars and you think of all these amazing things you do and you hang around the same cunts you knew when you were both.
I'm from Ukraine.
He is from Ukraine though.
That is true. He is from Ukraine.
I know that for a fact.
From Ukraine.
The truth is...
As much as I love Andrew and Tristan, I can't allow them to drink more than me.
I can't! I can't allow it!
Marcel! They can't drink more than me!
Me and Luke!
We're here! We're here!
We've been here! We're here!
Where's Tristan? He's somewhere away!
We've been here! Thank you!
Thank you, Sterling! We get it!
Marcel! Marcel, we're gonna take this shadow drink.
The drink no one knows was taken.
Which one? It was one of these ones.
I think it was this one. I can't allow Andrew and Tristan to allow me to do this.
Because I'm better than them!
We're better than them, Marcel!
I've been better than them!
Marcel, we've been better than them!
Are we better than Andrew and Tristan? Marcel, Marcel.
We're better! Oh, sorry.
We're better. We're not, but we are.
Of course we're fucking better.
Of course we're better! We're better!
This is Luke, Marcel, confidential.
It's not Ted Confidential, it's Luke and Marcel Confidential!
That was pure poison.
That was gay. No, that was pure poison.
Pure poison, pure poison.
We're poison. I quit.
I'm going back to day confidential.
That was poison. I'm done with Marcel confidential.
I'm done. I'm done with Marcel confidential.
I'm done. I'm done.
This is shit. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
They're still recording. This is shit.
No. No.
You don't want Marcel confidential.
Shit. Me and Luke.
Me and Luke. Same rooms.
We're doing this. No.
It's a shit. No.
We don't want Marcel, Lou, confidential.
It's shit. It's too much booze.
It's shit. Andrew Justin failed.
No, you don't want it.
They failed. You don't want it.
Tell him we failed. Tell him.
They may have failed. We kept going with the booze.
We kept going. We kept doing the booze when they didn't win.
They were gone. It's me.
It's your friend. It's your friend.
And you're still asleep.
Don't do this to yourself.
Marcel, stop.
Come back. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's do the toilet.
All right, let's go. Why does Marcel do this?
He's brave. I love Marcel.
Don't tell him. Delete this in the series.
In fact, cut. Fuck!
I'm saying. I like Marcel.
Because there's no quit in me.
There's no quit!
No, there's no quit in Marcel.
There's no I in team.
Zero. I thought for a second, Marcel, he might disappear because other people play these tricks.
I think whose fault it is. It's Luke's fault.
Because every time he can't see you, he's like, has Marcel left?
He's putting doubt in their minds.
I know you ain't left. Yeah, Luke's the problem.
Luke's the problem. He's blaming you, Luke.
This is what I'm saying. I'm not the problem.
There's no doubt. I'm going to ride till the end.
Tell him. Mighty.
That's the man we want with us.
That's why he's here.
I'm going to put my life on the line.
Look. You already know I love you.
You got my respect. You fucked some guys?
I'm going to fuck up some guys. No, it's no fights today.
You're going to fuck up some guys.
Not today. Did you fuck up some guys?
I'm going to fuck up some guys too.
All right. All right. Let's do it.
Let's do it. So we know that Marcel's a fast, he's a hard, listen, listen.
Marcel, when it comes to drinking, he's the Muhammad Ali of trash talk.
No, no, he's not Muhammad Ali.
Of trash talk. No, no, he's Mike Tyson.
He comes in hard, he comes in fast.
The later round, he ducks out.
He can't last. So can you go, his staying power is very short, apparently.
Rory's going to go check on him.
Can you go with him? Let's go, Luke.
Wow. It's finally good.
I know Marcel wouldn't go to sleep.
Ah, fuck.
Marcel! Marcel?
Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit.
Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit, Marcel.
But you know what, Marcel?
I'll delete this.
Maybe. I bet good money on you not being asleep, Marcel.
I said you're probably in here fucking someone up or doing something.
Something worthwhile. Marcel.
Marcel was just thinking. Marcel, you know what?
We've always said...
You're hard on the first rounds.
Last rounds, it gets hard.
No, no, no. You know what?
Wait, wait, wait. Marcel, before we go in to see Tristan, we have to admit it does get fucking hard.
It does get hard. They fucking booze hard.
It does get hard. They booze hard.
No, no, no. We're in the trenches here.
We're in the trenches. Let's go, Marcel.
They don't get it. We're in the trenches.
They don't get it.
Before we check in, before we check in, before we check in, we check in to the next destination at 5 or 4 or 5pm.
Gym. Gym? Then what?
I don't know, I guess.
Hey!
There's no gas station ever.
And we've completely run out of gas.
The car no longer functions.
We're rolling down a hill in France.
Trucks are overthinking us.
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