Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - ANDREW TATE WINS THE LOTTERY | Tate Confidential Ep.151
Aired: 2022-08-02
Duration: 19:16


=== Why We Left (04:57) ===

[00:00:01]  I'm the tallest, the handsomest here.
[00:00:04]  Okay, I said it correctly.
[00:00:07]  Marcel is clearly delusional.
[00:00:09]  Good shot, man!
[00:00:11]  Good shot, man!
[00:00:22]  They confidently cracked.
[00:00:28]  I was finally happy.
[00:00:39]  Thank you.
[00:00:40]  I was finally happy.
[00:00:45]  I was in my little village.
[00:00:48]  Why did we leave?
[00:00:50]  Why? He was happy in his hotel, but what did we do?
[00:00:55]  We left. Is that what we do?
[00:00:58]  Do we just leave whenever we get happy somewhere?
[00:01:05]  Look, happiness is so wrong.
[00:01:10]  Contentment is getting. We just stay on the run.
[00:01:13]  Always trying to outrun the universe of the matrix and the agents.
[00:01:16]  We never get content in any one place.
[00:01:19]  What do we object for? Stay here or stay there.
[00:01:22]  Fight the matrix. Make more money.
[00:01:25]  Aikido, food, poopies.
[00:01:27]  Moving around the globe.
[00:01:29]  Non-stop. Untouchable.
[00:01:31]  What about little small villages where you can be a little person?
[00:01:39]  Next time you tell me you're happy, we're busy.
[00:01:41]  Those who are miserable, we can stay.
[00:01:43]  Any happiness must be ended.
[00:01:46]  I would deter us all from ever being happy ever.
[00:01:48]  I'm just gonna fly around, invisible.
[00:01:51]  As we drive until life's complete, you're free to work all you need.
[00:01:55]  I'm gonna get a little bit of a break.
[00:02:23]  Where are we going?
[00:02:25]  I don't know.
[00:02:26]  What do you mean? We're going into London.
[00:02:31]  This is Jay. London's appearing.
[00:02:36]  Is that London? Welcome to the real world.
[00:02:41]  You've been spending your whole life in a dream illusion.
[00:02:43]  Every single episode of Take Confidential you've filmed thus far has been a dream.
[00:02:46]  You've now escaped the dream and you're in the real world.
[00:02:49]  Welcome to the real world. I'm Morpheus.
[00:02:50]  Take Confidential viewers, everything you've seen up until now has been CGI. All of it.
[00:02:55]  But now, it's getting real.
[00:02:58]  It's not been CGI. It's not been CGI. You can tell by the high quality production filming.
[00:03:05]  No, it's not been CGI, guys.
[00:03:07]  I'm telling you I feel the exact same.
[00:03:09]  You've been drinking CBI. What does that mean?
[00:03:13]  Computer boozing initiatives.
[00:03:17]  No, that's not possible.
[00:03:18]  The booze is real. No, you're about to see the real booze, man.
[00:03:22]  C-G-B. You're about to see the real booze, my friend.
[00:03:24]  Don't you remember last year when we drove all around Europe in supercars and drunk loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of booze?
[00:03:35]  It can't be the real world.
[00:03:37]  The real world can't just be supercars.
[00:03:39]  driving around anywhere doesn't matter. This isn't the real world. The real world can all be us driving around supercars doing whatever.
[00:03:48]  They're all here. I knew. Finally.
[00:04:04]  Yeah, doing it again. What do you mean? All summer.
[00:04:31]  The train never stops.
[00:04:33]  This rodeo never ends my friend Look there's all the power of British gas stations in the food they sell Do I do this? I do.
[00:04:58]  I do know the power of...

=== Road Beers, Tristan? (14:17) ===

[00:04:59]  You don't know the power of anything? No, Tristan, just remember when we were here and they had those...
[00:05:02]  I ate all the gas station food.
[00:05:04]  Re-crunching.
[00:05:05]  Okay, well I definitely want one of these.
[00:05:09]  Mmm.
[00:05:14]  So we were supposed to go to Supercar Rally and travel around Europe, but instead, the time has come to leave you two losers behind once and for all.
[00:05:23]  Oh I want you both to know that as the person spends the most time with both of you, there's absolutely nothing likable about either one of you.
[00:05:29]  You're both disgustingly unlikable, ignorant, stupid, selfish, ugly people on the inside and out.
[00:05:35]  I despise you both.
[00:05:37]  The world would be better if you didn't exist.
[00:05:39]  If you never existed.
[00:05:41]  The best thing you can do for humanity right now is for both of you to kill yourselves.
[00:05:46]  Well, I don't like you either. And because of these facts, I finally found a way to leave you all behind.
[00:05:53]  It's called, I never heard of this, it's called Scratch Cars.
[00:05:57]  I went in to the gas station, and it turns out I can be a diamond millionaire, a matching millionaire, I can get 100k a year for 20 years, Full of thousands, hundred million dollars, etc.
[00:06:09]  Now, it's not as much money as I have now, but I don't need your signature.
[00:06:12]  Don't need his fucking crypto bollocks.
[00:06:15]  You can both fuck off.
[00:06:17]  I'm going to scratch these cards and it's going to be the last you ever hear of me.
[00:06:20]  Never going to see me again. Calling Andrew.
[00:06:22]  Where's Andrew? I wonder where Andrew's gone.
[00:06:25]  It ain't going to be like the episode where I was on the jet by myself.
[00:06:27]  Don't know what the name is.
[00:06:28]  Tristan, is that you? Tristan?
[00:06:30]  Oh, no. Tristan? Oh, you're not there.
[00:06:32]  What about Tristan? You sleeping? You chilling?
[00:06:33]  Oh. Tristan's not chilling on the plane.
[00:06:36]  Where's Tristan? T? T, where you at?
[00:06:42]  T? Tristan? No, sir, because in that episode, I came back.
[00:06:47]  I'm not coming back. Never again!
[00:06:51]  You'll be thinking, is he alive?
[00:06:52]  Is he dead? You'll be going to sleep at night, looking in the corners of the room.
[00:06:56]  Where is Andrew? I won't be thinking about you.
[00:06:58]  It's best on you, mate. See you later.
[00:06:59]  Yeah. Have fun.
[00:07:00]  You guys are going to be so upset when I scratch these cards.
[00:07:03]  Tristan, I really hope he wins so we don't get these anymore.
[00:07:05]  I bet I'm richer than I've ever been. In fact, mate, if you don't win any of these, I'll just sign and give you the cash.
[00:07:09]  Yeah, Tristan agreed. He just calls me names.
[00:07:12]  So you guys give me all the money and take confidential from here on out.
[00:07:15]  It could be a completely separate thing where I'm by myself.
[00:07:17]  Yes. Yeah, we'll do separate Take Confidentials.
[00:07:20]  Although, Tristan, I don't like you either, so I think I'm going to go solo.
[00:07:23]  I've been going solo for a while, actually.
[00:07:25]  I feel like I'm the star of Take Confidentials.
[00:07:27]  And I've been carrying you two on my fucking backs for the last five years.
[00:07:31]  I don't think you guys have seen the comments of Luke Confidential.
[00:07:35]  Yeah, people love Luke Confidential.
[00:07:38]  Guys, my fans...
[00:07:41]  Put it on the comments.
[00:07:43]  You've got no fans.
[00:07:45]  Comments and show them.
[00:07:46]  Show them and I'll make a spin-off.
[00:07:48]  Luke Confidential. We can have coffee and computer time and not move for multiple, multiple periods.
[00:07:55]  Sitting there working. Great.
[00:07:56]  Exactly. I'm scratching these when we get to the hotel.
[00:07:59]  I vote for you, artist.
[00:08:01]  I'm voting for you.
[00:08:03]  I'm voting for you.
[00:08:05]  Mr. Producer.
[00:08:07]  I make the best show.
[00:08:11]  It's Mr. Producer.
[00:08:13]  I got all them votes.
[00:08:15]  Mr. Producer.
[00:08:17]  Gonna bring the feeling.
[00:08:19]  Mr. Producer.
[00:08:21]  To the emergency meeting.
[00:08:23]  Me too.
[00:08:25]  Thank you.
[00:08:27]  So we're here for cause.
[00:08:39]  I'm going to try the sauce. I'm going to try the sauce.
[00:08:41]  Marcel said you don't drink.
[00:08:42]  No. Marcel, I did hear you say that.
[00:08:45]  Marcel always says this.
[00:08:47]  My drink's here. My drink's here.
[00:08:49]  It's right here. Marcel thinks he can out drink all of us.
[00:08:55]  He hasn't. He hasn't.
[00:08:57]  It's a lie. It's pretty easy to out-drink you, Luke.
[00:08:59]  To be fair, last year, Marcel did out-drink us.
[00:09:02]  He didn't. I'm just saying.
[00:09:04]  Are you two for gone? You almost forgot.
[00:09:08]  Take off as you might not know this man.
[00:09:10]  This man is a champion This man is a champion I
[00:09:53]  No, it was all video We filmed the whole thing.
[00:09:56]  Y'all must have forgot.
[00:09:57]  Photoshop, CGI. We CGI'd him admitting that he can't drink on the bike.
[00:10:03]  No, it wasn't CGI. I knew you liked that myself.
[00:10:06]  Why didn't you like that? Why didn't you CGI this?
[00:10:08]  Haters gonna hate, man. Yeah, they're wild to us.
[00:10:11]  They say we're gonna- They say we're gonna ride a fucking car.
[00:10:14]  Then we get here and this shit happens.
[00:10:16]  You didn't tell us this and it was like booze, booze, shit, booze.
[00:10:18]  No, it's actually Andrew's fault, really.
[00:10:21]  You were supposed to hold out. I have a rule now.
[00:10:22]  If Andrew ducks or doesn't drink, I don't drink.
[00:10:27]  Oh, he's drinking. Oh, he's drinking.
[00:10:31]  What's that? You told them the camera was driving.
[00:10:34]  So you lied? It's all driving related.
[00:10:39]  It's purely drinking. You never even leave, you just drink.
[00:10:44]  We flew across the ocean.
[00:10:46]  I feel like, Andrew, you misled them if you told them it didn't revolve around booze.
[00:10:50]  No, it's a bunch of booze and then you drive between the booze spots.
[00:10:54]  That's not what he told us. At all.
[00:10:56]  In no way. Oh, he just mentioned going between the spots?
[00:10:58]  He told me mountains, pretty roads, and views, and countries I've not been to.
[00:11:03]  That's what he told me. Oh, he didn't tell you about, what was it?
[00:11:06]  Road beers, Tristan? Road beers.
[00:11:08]  Road beers. Mountains and drinks.
[00:11:09]  Mountains and booze. No.
[00:11:12]  Oh, the mountains. Oh, mountains.
[00:11:13]  Like Portuguese, Spain. That's what he told me.
[00:11:15]  It's a beautiful view. Yeah. Finland.
[00:11:19]  Did he tell you Finland? Oh beautiful views.
[00:11:24]  You misheard bro. Must have been stag.
[00:11:26]  He said drink your f***ing booze.
[00:11:30]  So Marcel believes he can beat everyone at drinking.
[00:11:37]  He believes he's the drinking champion amongst all of us.
[00:11:39]  He is. Well he's definitely got the torque.
[00:11:42]  He has a little talk.
[00:11:43]  I'm the tallest, the handsomest here.
[00:11:46]  Okay, Luke, I said it correctly.
[00:11:49]  Marcel is clearly delusional.
[00:11:52]  He's not 6'7".
[00:11:53]  I see it. Marcel, Marcel, I got on camera.
[00:11:56]  I just looked. I went back.
[00:11:59]  He's not kneeling.
[00:12:00]  Those are his feet. Those are his knees. I see his knees there.
[00:12:03]  I'm 6'7".
[00:12:05]  Give or take.
[00:12:07]  You're not!
[00:12:09]  Oh boy!
[00:12:11]  Laughter.
[00:12:19]  Six, seven, at least!
[00:12:21]  Reunion? Take Confidential?
[00:12:23]  Is this a reunion? No, but they've all been in Take Confidential episodes before!
[00:12:34]  It's a Take Confidential reunion.
[00:12:36]  No, it's not a reunion. It's a...
[00:12:38]  Take Confidential...
[00:12:39]  Extra? Omnibus...
[00:12:41]  Take Confidential... All characters are different Take Confidential episodes over here.
[00:12:45]  You make a hundred million dollars and you think of all these amazing things you do and you hang around the same cunts you knew when you were both.
[00:12:51]  I'm from Ukraine.
[00:12:53]  He is from Ukraine though.
[00:12:56]  That is true. He is from Ukraine.
[00:12:57]  I know that for a fact.
[00:13:00]  From Ukraine.
[00:13:03]  The truth is...
[00:13:09]  As much as I love Andrew and Tristan, I can't allow them to drink more than me.
[00:13:13]  I can't! I can't allow it!
[00:13:15]  Marcel! They can't drink more than me!
[00:13:18]  Me and Luke!
[00:13:21]  We're here! We're here!
[00:13:23]  We've been here! We're here!
[00:13:25]  Where's Tristan? He's somewhere away!
[00:13:27]  We've been here! Thank you!
[00:13:31]  Thank you, Sterling! We get it!
[00:13:34]  Marcel! Marcel, we're gonna take this shadow drink.
[00:13:36]  The drink no one knows was taken.
[00:13:38]  Which one? It was one of these ones.
[00:13:43]  I think it was this one. I can't allow Andrew and Tristan to allow me to do this.
[00:13:47]  Because I'm better than them!
[00:13:49]  We're better than them, Marcel!
[00:13:51]  I've been better than them!
[00:13:52]  Marcel, we've been better than them!
[00:13:53]  Are we better than Andrew and Tristan? Marcel, Marcel.
[00:13:57]  We're better! Oh, sorry.
[00:13:58]  We're better. We're not, but we are.
[00:14:00]  Of course we're fucking better.
[00:14:02]  Of course we're better! We're better!
[00:14:05]  This is Luke, Marcel, confidential.
[00:14:09]  It's not Ted Confidential, it's Luke and Marcel Confidential!
[00:14:13]  That was pure poison.
[00:14:20]  That was gay. No, that was pure poison.
[00:14:35]  Pure poison, pure poison.
[00:14:38]  We're poison. I quit.
[00:14:40]  I'm going back to day confidential.
[00:14:42]  That was poison. I'm done with Marcel confidential.
[00:14:46]  I'm done. I'm done with Marcel confidential.
[00:14:48]  I'm done. I'm done.
[00:14:50]  This is shit. Shut up.
[00:14:51]  Shut up. Shut up.
[00:14:53]  Shut up. Shut up.
[00:14:54]  They're still recording. This is shit.
[00:14:56]  No. No.
[00:14:57]  You don't want Marcel confidential.
[00:14:59]  Shit. Me and Luke.
[00:15:01]  Me and Luke. Same rooms.
[00:15:03]  We're doing this. No.
[00:15:04]  It's a shit. No.
[00:15:06]  We don't want Marcel, Lou, confidential.
[00:15:10]  It's shit. It's too much booze.
[00:15:13]  It's shit. Andrew Justin failed.
[00:15:15]  No, you don't want it.
[00:15:16]  They failed. You don't want it.
[00:15:18]  Tell him we failed. Tell him.
[00:15:20]  They may have failed. We kept going with the booze.
[00:15:25]  We kept going. We kept doing the booze when they didn't win.
[00:15:28]  They were gone. It's me.
[00:15:33]  It's your friend. It's your friend.
[00:15:35]  And you're still asleep.
[00:15:36]  Don't do this to yourself.
[00:15:41]  Marcel, stop.
[00:15:45]  Come back. Let's go.
[00:15:50]  Let's go. Let's do the toilet.
[00:15:51]  All right, let's go. Why does Marcel do this?
[00:16:03]  He's brave. I love Marcel.
[00:16:07]  Don't tell him. Delete this in the series.
[00:16:09]  In fact, cut. Fuck!
[00:16:11]  I'm saying. I like Marcel.
[00:16:13]  Because there's no quit in me.
[00:16:15]  There's no quit!
[00:16:16]  No, there's no quit in Marcel.
[00:16:19]  There's no I in team.
[00:16:20]  Zero. I thought for a second, Marcel, he might disappear because other people play these tricks.
[00:16:30]  I think whose fault it is. It's Luke's fault.
[00:16:32]  Because every time he can't see you, he's like, has Marcel left?
[00:16:34]  He's putting doubt in their minds.
[00:16:35]  I know you ain't left. Yeah, Luke's the problem.
[00:16:38]  Luke's the problem. He's blaming you, Luke.
[00:16:39]  This is what I'm saying. I'm not the problem.
[00:16:41]  There's no doubt. I'm going to ride till the end.
[00:16:46]  Tell him. Mighty.
[00:16:48]  That's the man we want with us.
[00:16:50]  That's why he's here.
[00:16:53]  I'm going to put my life on the line.
[00:16:55]  Look. You already know I love you.
[00:16:59]  You got my respect. You fucked some guys?
[00:17:00]  I'm going to fuck up some guys. No, it's no fights today.
[00:17:02]  You're going to fuck up some guys.
[00:17:04]  Not today. Did you fuck up some guys?
[00:17:08]  I'm going to fuck up some guys too.
[00:17:11]  All right. All right. Let's do it.
[00:17:13]  Let's do it. So we know that Marcel's a fast, he's a hard, listen, listen.
[00:17:20]  Marcel, when it comes to drinking, he's the Muhammad Ali of trash talk.
[00:17:22]  No, no, he's not Muhammad Ali.
[00:17:24]  Of trash talk. No, no, he's Mike Tyson.
[00:17:28]  He comes in hard, he comes in fast.
[00:17:31]  The later round, he ducks out.
[00:17:32]  He can't last. So can you go, his staying power is very short, apparently.
[00:17:36]  Rory's going to go check on him.
[00:17:38]  Can you go with him? Let's go, Luke.
[00:17:40]  Wow. It's finally good.
[00:17:42]  I know Marcel wouldn't go to sleep.
[00:17:45]  Ah, fuck.
[00:17:51]  Marcel! Marcel?
[00:17:54]  Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit.
[00:17:59]  Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit, Marcel.
[00:18:01]  But you know what, Marcel?
[00:18:02]  I'll delete this.
[00:18:03]  Maybe. I bet good money on you not being asleep, Marcel.
[00:18:07]  I said you're probably in here fucking someone up or doing something.
[00:18:10]  Something worthwhile. Marcel.
[00:18:14]  Marcel was just thinking. Marcel, you know what?
[00:18:18]  We've always said...
[00:18:20]  You're hard on the first rounds.
[00:18:22]  Last rounds, it gets hard.
[00:18:25]  No, no, no. You know what?
[00:18:28]  Wait, wait, wait. Marcel, before we go in to see Tristan, we have to admit it does get fucking hard.
[00:18:35]  It does get hard. They fucking booze hard.
[00:18:38]  It does get hard. They booze hard.
[00:18:39]  No, no, no. We're in the trenches here.
[00:18:41]  We're in the trenches. Let's go, Marcel.
[00:18:43]  They don't get it. We're in the trenches.
[00:18:44]  They don't get it.
[00:18:46]  Before we check in, before we check in, before we check in, we check in to the next destination at 5 or 4 or 5pm.
[00:18:54]  Gym. Gym? Then what?
[00:18:56]  I don't know, I guess.
[00:19:00]  Hey!
[00:19:02]  There's no gas station ever.
[00:19:08]  And we've completely run out of gas.
[00:19:11]  The car no longer functions.
[00:19:12]  We're rolling down a hill in France.
[00:19:15]  Trucks are overthinking us.