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Finally The Day
00:07:04
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| Good showman from Tate! | |
| Stay confident, stay proud! | |
| So it's finally the day. | |
| Let me check the time. It's the day time. | |
| It's finally the day. | |
| Can you admit that everyone else who has money is boring, besides me? | |
| It might be true. Everyone else's money is like, well, if I put it in my hedge fund, my investment index portfolio, then maybe I will... | |
| You're still a geek, bro. | |
| You're still a geek. I don't care if I go broke. | |
| I'm from the streets. | |
| I go back to where I'm from. I just rule the streets. | |
| I don't care. I don't care. | |
| Everyone else is boring but me. | |
| That's why it's the coolest channel on YouTube that basically no one watches. | |
| It's true. That basically no one watches. | |
| For the amount of money spent. | |
| Oh, bro. This is the most expensive channel on YouTube with no subscribers. | |
| Literally. How you doing, bro? | |
| This one's gorgeous. How much does this one cost? | |
| This is beautiful. Whoever owns this car must be a lucky man. | |
| This might be the most beautiful one here. | |
| Good to see you again. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. Today is the night day. | |
| I tried to get T-8888, but someone else did have it. | |
| So T-88898. | |
| So today's the day. | |
| Today is the day. You know this sunroof? | |
| This sunroof costs me 75,000 euro plus VAT. That's a 100,000 euro sunroof. | |
| Most of you who are at home, you're not even driving a 100,000 euro car. | |
| You don't even have a 100,000 euro in savings. | |
| This piece of glass, this sunroof is 100 grand. | |
| These red accents. | |
| I remember the red engine. | |
| That costs money as well, doesn't it? | |
| The red engine. Of course it costs. | |
| Everything costs. The red accent, the red engine. | |
| I put on so much. I spec this car. | |
| The extra carbon. | |
| I think I put over a million dollars on the spec of this car. | |
| Unbelievable. Why not? | |
| Why not? It's only money. | |
| It's true. Numbers. | |
| I think, bro, you know what? | |
| Once I collect this car, I think I bought everything. | |
| There's more. No, don't tell them there's more. | |
| You just need to know there's more. | |
| It's a unique box. | |
| That's why I want you to... | |
| It's my box of money. Give me a box of money. | |
| Let's see. Ah. So the car. | |
| Yeah, so it's free. They gave you a box of money to come with it. | |
| You got it. So I took the special box, that's yours. | |
| Amazing. We will have here, please go ahead. | |
| So that's your key. Luke. | |
| This will be only for transportation. | |
| Amazing. My cousin's been praying for my downfall my entire life. | |
| So when I do things like this, it just makes him more jealous and more upset. | |
| Because he's like, oh, I want Andrew to fail, but he just wins continuously. | |
| USB stick, don't even know. | |
| USB stick, you have the production pictures of the car. | |
| Everything is inside. Amazing. | |
| And also, you can take this out together. | |
| You will see an animal book and the service book will be also for a real record. | |
| Amazing. And this is the service key goes here. | |
| Exactly. But we are using it now for transportation. | |
| So I'll make sure actually to use that. | |
| If you want, you can keep it with you. | |
| Now, can we transport all of this with the car? | |
| That's what I will do. Yes. | |
| So I will make sure this will remain safe because it's very clean. | |
| It's very nice. So I will clean perfect. | |
| Yeah, the Superman room. I'll make sure that... | |
| And then put all the transport company. | |
| Exactly. Amazing. | |
| And what's this underneath? It's a cover? | |
| Car cover? This is the car cover. | |
| Leave it inside. I can put it actually in the trunk, but use it. | |
| Car cover and this is a front number plate holder? | |
| That's the holder. You will not use it. | |
| As you see, we are using a small plate, but it's great to have it. | |
| We don't know. Maybe in the future you want to use it. | |
| Perfect. Nice! | |
| Good. It's good I have these things around the house. | |
| Remind my cousin. That costs a lot of money. | |
| I bet it does. This is Jay. | |
| No, you've been praying for my downfall. | |
| You've been hoping I fail. | |
| Yes, you have. And look what's happened. | |
| The harder you pray for my downfall, the better I do. | |
| That's who I am. All of your negative energy goes out into the universe, and me like Shang Tsung, I grab it, and I take your soul into me, and I become powerful. | |
| And I get one of these. So that's how they do it. | |
| Have you seen my watch? I have. | |
| I was with you. Look, you just got to accept it. | |
| This is super G. Say you got to accept it. | |
| Say I accept it. | |
| I accept it. This can't be a normal thing. | |
| Yeah, sorry. | |
| Yeah, just got the watch yesterday. | |
| Just jumped in the car. No, but this can't be a normal thing. | |
| Nando's? What do you mean Nando's? | |
| This can't just be a car. | |
| You've been praying for my downfall since your inception. | |
| I haven't. You have. | |
| Since you even were birthed from your mother, you've been praying for the downfall of your cousin since your inception. | |
| You're insubordinate, churlis, and you're jealous of all my fabulous feats. | |
| And here I am, with a baguette in front of you. | |
| How do you feel? I'm happy for you. | |
| I get to sit in the passenger seat. | |
| You are a fucking liar. | |
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Bought a Bugatti
00:06:53
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| But enough of you, Luke. My friend, please explain to me everything about how this car works. | |
| There is something. Okay. We will go now first through the window. | |
| Okay. This is the window from here. | |
| Yep. Unlock the car from the rear side. | |
| Okay, there's lock-unlock. Yeah. Exactly. | |
| And then you have the mirror. | |
| You can adjust it from the left. | |
| Understood that. How do I put them in together? | |
| And then that will be on the program system here. | |
| We do it together. Okay. So this is the left side and this is the right side. | |
| Got it. All right. If you want to lock it, it will be this way. | |
| And you can just put it back on the zero. | |
| Okay, so that brings them both in? | |
| Exactly. This makes them heated? | |
| Yeah, but we will not use it. | |
| Oh, I'm not going to drive in the ice very often. | |
| Just the seats, you can do that, but you know, for the seat design that you... | |
| I have this one. Okay. | |
| And then the back of the seat, you can do it this side. | |
| Perfect. And then you have the lights. | |
| Auto. All those things happen that I can't talk about on YouTube, but we also bought the Bugatti Syrah in Germany. | |
| In Germany we bought the Bugatti after the last month. | |
| Yeah. I'm gonna choose a color. | |
| I'm choosing a color for your baguette. | |
| It costs more than the para. | |
| It looks fucking good. Man, it looks bad. | |
| I'm black, man. It looks awesome. | |
| It looks incredible. It looks incredible. | |
| No one's ready for this on the street. | |
| They're not ready. No one's ready. | |
| They're gonna be like, what is that? | |
| They are not ready for this one, seriously. | |
| You know how I feel? | |
| Tell me. | |
| I don't feel like I've made it, or yes, it's done, or nothing. | |
| You know how I feel? I feel super motivated. | |
| Like, it's just begun. | |
| You know what I'm saying? I'm 33, bro. | |
| When I was 25, I was fucking broke. | |
| When I was 22, I didn't even have a car. | |
| I'm 33, bro. I just bought a fucking Bugatti. | |
| Cash. I bought this super fast three days ago. | |
| Cash. 12 supercars. | |
| One hypercar now. | |
| Yeah, but like people buy cars like, oh, I've got Bugatti. | |
| It's just begun. That's nothing. | |
| I've got plenty of money left. | |
| I've got plenty of ideas. I've got plenty of work ethic. | |
| My blood's still on fire. | |
| I'm buying a yacht. 50 mil. | |
| Easy. What's 3 mil? 3.3 plus tax. | |
| I mean, it's chump change. | |
| It is. Anybody show a Bugatti. | |
| It shouldn't even be an achievement. I don't even feel like I've achieved anything. | |
| These people out here who can't buy a Bugatti need to look in the mirror, man. | |
| It's not even a fucking thing. I've just begun. | |
| Wait till you see where I am in a year from now. | |
| Year at a time, our life changes. | |
| One year. None of this five-year plan shit. | |
| One year. One year ago, we had two supercars. | |
| We had two supercars a year ago, bro. | |
| Yep. We had the Aston and the Lambo. | |
| Now we've got the 720S, the Atoll Superfast, the 911, 992, M5, fully custom, the X63 AMG, Chiron, X6M. I can't even remember the cars we had. | |
| I literally can't even remember. | |
| And we bought cars for that rally that got crushed. | |
| We lost cars. And we're still sitting on so much money in the bank, bro. | |
| Buying the Bugatti. All it's done is piss me off. | |
| I need more money. | |
| We've had worse days. | |
| I need more money. | |
| I need more money. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you ain't got a baguette here. | |
| Ha ha ha ha! | |
| Luke's broke. Luke's broke. Luke has no money. | |
| You've been praying for my downfall all this time. | |
| I haven't been praying for his downfall. And you haven't got shit since your inception. | |
| So these other car garages are just like nothing now? | |
| Well, I'm tempted to go buy one now. | |
| No, no. Remember when we picked up the DBS and we went to McLaren? | |
| I remember. Welcome to McLaren Technology Center, Luke. | |
| I told you the first thing we'd do when we bought an Aston is go buy a McLaren. | |
| In this camp? Why? | |
| Go a moat to try and keep. | |
| No, we don't need to do that. | |
| We could go back and buy that other brigade from the store you tried to close from me. | |
| No, we don't need another one. | |
| Why would you need another one? Well, admit that you have been outmaneuvered. | |
| Admit that you tried to outmaneuver me, but I outmaneuvered you like a fighter pilot ace. | |
| And since your inception, all of your bad wishes have failed. | |
| Admit it. I have no bad wishes. | |
| You have. My monumental perspicacity, my unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, has made me a feared opponent to the point where, no matter how hard you have tried to ruin my life, It's all gone perfectly. | |
| All of the time. Seriously, I'm basically a village person. | |
| Yes. In the face of my monumental competence, you do nothing but fail and fluster. | |
| Like a little villager. Admit that's you. | |
| No. Admit you don't know where we're going. | |
| I have no clue where we're going. | |
| But admit you don't know where we're going. | |
| I don't know where we're going. But it's fine, because I can control where we go in my baguette. | |
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Real World Cruising
00:00:59
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| Do you have a baguette? No. | |
| You're so broke. | |
| They can't be the new... | |
| They can't be the new definition of poor. | |
| You're so poor, bro. | |
| Is that what it is now? You need to seriously look at your life. | |
| Are all the no Bugatti people poor? | |
| Of course they are! Are we all, like, but Lambo owners poor? | |
| Yeah. Oh, shit! | |
| This thing goes! Bro, I barely touched it. | |
| No one in the camera can appreciate how that felt. | |
| Woo! Well, it is 1,500 horses. | |
| It's a lot of horses. | |
| I don't know why there's so many horses. | |
| Because, you know what, Luke? We're not brokies around here. | |
| You know, we're just out here, just, you know, just driving our bagatties around. | |
| Just, you know, with our bagatti watches, going nando. | |
| So this is a non-brokie cruise. | |
| This is a non-brokie cruise. | |
| This is how it feels to not be brokies. So I'm showing you a taste of the life I'll ever have. | |
| Because you are poor. Welcome to real world. | |
| A non-brokie cruise. | |