All Episodes
Previous Next
July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
14:25
CORONA MASK POLICE | Tate Confidential Ep. 87
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
So where's Andrew?
And it's been held by the Romanian customs because we live here and we have European Union passports but we walked into the entrance hall normally covering our faces and Andrew had that fucking dingle with him Good song, Andrew Tate!
Stay confident, Andrew Tate!
On the way into the park, after 11 months to do my very, very best to fight and combat all this Covid bullshit I eventually had to take a Covid test Eventually. If you watch and take COVID test, you've seen all the stuff I've done.
I've never taken a COVID test. I'm wearing my mask now and Dubai can't fuck around.
I finally gave in. I did my COVID test.
I put a sticker On my passport.
See? Yep. I can scan the sticker, open this up, and I can put in my date of birth.
This is the first time I'm doing this to see if I have COVID. This is the first time I'm ever doing it.
Put in my date of birth. December 1996.
One second. 273.
My passport number. Search.
Boom. And we undertake.
Negative. Nice.
I do not have COVID. Man, we've been trying so hard.
Why can't we get this?
This mysterious virus.
We've been everywhere in the world breaking every rule.
Finish your beer. You're embarrassing us.
We'll finish. Finish your beer. What are you complaining about, Rory?
What the fuck? Let come up.
No! No! What's the emergency?
What's the emergency? We left chicken shit bullshit.
Oh, you think your mouth's gone, pussy.
No one cares about you. We've seen all of you.
Welcome to Disney Hands.
Look at Europe right now.
Who do you think started this?
Whose fault do you think this is?
I don't know. China.
Every rule. Never quarantine.
Never listening. Doing everything we're not supposed to do.
And I never, ever, ever, ever have come in.
Or, if I did have it, because I haven't been testing all the time, I haven't been testing.
If I did have it, I've never noticed once.
Yep. Clown world.
It is amazing, isn't it? The clown world that I must have had COVID at some point had absolutely zero symptoms.
Zero. There's something rolled down for this shit.
Scam. Scam.
Don't ban us, you two. But it's true.
So we're not shit munchers.
What's happening? Everyone's got on the bus and we're sitting down.
Why? We have our own bus.
A bus for three people.
It looks that way. It does look that way, doesn't it?
Did you ever hear about the first ever flight that had a business class on it?
It was a little pink plastic plane.
It was about this big. From 1942.
It was a pink plastic plane from Target.
And it flew. And you were on a business class.
And you got beaten up. I remember that.
Remember that story? I do. Oh, the business bus.
Watch out, let's get your hands off.
Yeah, remember the first time.
Look at that.
So we own a bus now.
Are there rupees? Are there rupees?
Yeah. Ah, so we are the boss man.
We are the boss man!
So we own the boss.
We own the boss. Boss training.
Boss training in Aikido.
Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us.
It's the ass boss.
Don't understand it the whole time, but I'm touching it in your limo.
Alright. So where are the buses at?
Bus like you. Bus?
Yeah, it's a bus like you.
It should be easy, right? It's only a bus.
It's my last bus. Here's only a bus.
This one. This is what everyone does in business class.
This must be a business class tradition.
It is. Right.
I want to start doing competitions for Take Confidential.
If you want to Take Confidential, I'm going to start giving money away.
Because I am a rich, generous philanthropist.
That's how people describe me.
The up post is generous philanthropic.
You might be the opposite of all of those words.
So, to qualify to win the mystery prize, you have to comment on this video.
It doesn't matter what you write. But if you watched this episode, comment below, and I'll be choosing a winner at random in the next episode.
From the bus night. Competition Aikido.
Competition Aikido.
That was...
I don't think it's ever been done before.
One leg. One leg.
I'm sass. If it turns, we're flawless.
Why does jumping help?
It does help. If you were to jump forever...
Little hops.
Let's do this.
They definitely look at us and wonder, how do these men hold this?
Alright.
Now to get tired.
It's false. He got us.
Andrew, what are you doing? Who are you?
The mask man. The van without a face.
They only wear a mask and I can be faceless like you though.
Man with no face.
I'm not gonna do this.
Why am I a face?
So, we have the faceless man and the ninja.
Faceless man.
Walking through.
Who likes it?
Nobody likes you guys.
Thank you.
Nobody likes the ninja and the faceless man.
Who could they be?
Where are my cousins?
So where's Andrew?
Andrew's been held by the Romanian customs because we live here and we have European Union passports, but we walked into the entrance hall normally covering our faces.
He's the faceless man.
Everyone looked at him like he was a idiot.
And then he went to the thing and was like, oh, it's okay, I live here.
Like, what are you doing here?
And they're questioning him super hard because I think he's a jackass.
Well, yeah, he's the faceless man.
Would you let the faceless man in your country?
I hope they send him back to Dubai.
I hope they send him back. No faceless men allowed.
I hope they send him back. I don't care.
Ah, so they let the faceless man in the country.
Yeah, the fucking dude was like...
Commercial residence. Then some other dude comes up to me and goes, ah, my brother or dad, I see you fight last week.
Okay, go.
I'm so clear missing remaining.
Even as the faceless man.
Who's this man without a face?
Smack him in the face, then like eat him.
Right there.
Roll over Jones.
I'm a bit jealous.
I'm a bit jealous.
I do wish I could be the faceless man.
No, I got one of these. I'll give you all one.
You can all become faceless men.
The faceless men? Now we travel facelessly.
We have faceless men, all three of us.
Those men are like, who the fuck is that?
We're faceless. They want me to wear a mask.
I'll wear a mask. I'll wear no face.
If they tell me to take that off, put a mask on.
I'll put a mask on underneath and still cover my face.
Still be faceless. Faceless man.
Don't you love when your Mac updates?
No. It's two hours, bro.
It's only two hours, and when it's done, I can use my Mac exactly like before.
That's why I just pressed cancel. No, but don't admit that's worth it.
I just canceled. So you download 15 gig, and you update, and when the two hours is finally finished, and the update's finally finished, you can use your Mac exactly like before.
That's a good deal. No, I pressed cancel.
Luke! That's a good idea.
Update your Mac. I compel you to update your computer right now.
No, that'd be absolutely- Just all update on computers, so we can all use them exactly like we already do.
I'm already using it.
Mike, listen. But I have Mac OS Big Sur.
It's true, I don't have Big Sur.
I mean, I don't think I do.
I don't know. I don't know the difference.
Probably just buys one more.
More spying. What are they going to see?
A bunch of fucking chicks. Oh, we're spied on Tank, this fucking endless pussy.
Ooh. I tell everyone that anyway.
That's all I do. I drive cars.
Everyone wondering what Tank does it is like.
I'm a multi-millionaire, this is what I do.
I drive fast cars, I fuck with it, and I fuck.
That's it. Everything else is shit.
So there. Spy campaign over.
I will be very upset that they may waste me two hours of my life just to spy with you.
It's all here. I better get some features.
So what's changed?
New background. Computers start at the background systems.
You're telling me there was another way I could have changed my computer background that didn't take three hours?
I actually might be able to do this.
It is. Impossible. Frick of time.
Only another 26 minutes of unproductive nothing.
You might get a new background, man. Look at this.
Let's see what happens next.
Let me just see what Luke has for his background.
Oh, I've seen this one before.
Yeah. In fact, I've seen it for months.
Yeah. That's right.
You don't have a special one.
Turned Siri off. I don't want to be spied on.
Yeah. They're going to spy on me anyway, but I'll at least turn it off.
I'm not going to agree to be spied.
Nice. Black screen. Nice.
Perfect. That would be funny if it all broke down.
Nice. Incompatible.
Boom. This is a new apartment system.
I love this new apartment. Nice.
So that's it. So I guess maybe it's all voice controlled?
It's all voice controlled. It's mind controlled.
You close your eyes. Do my work for me.
Loading. Nice.
Boom. Nice. So everything's the exact same, but you have a new color.
I have a new background. Does that at least change when it's light and dark like mine does?
Or did they get rid of that? What's that?
Listen, that's old technology.
All I know is this.
I have a new background.
You're a fucking loser. Alright, have fun with your background.
I'll keep enjoying my computer as I have for the last three hours.
Apple, fuck your update.
You've got to force it down my throat.
Never updating.
Never will.
Never will.
We have a back up plan.
We're just going to pull him off the flashlight to plug it in.
Yep, every time.
So where are your flashlights?
It doesn't let him move.
It's actually super nice.
I didn't realize. This is actually a very bright red flashlight.
It is actually an emergency.
It is actually an emergency.
Emergency meeting.
Emergency meeting.
People will take on that to think it's an emergency meeting.
What they don't know is that we don't record most of the stuff.
Oh, fuck.
So we do a lot more emergency meetings than they even know about.
Right. Our whole life is endless emergency meetings.
Black or blue?
Blue. Blue?
None. None of the above.
Oh, you can't get whiskey in a fucking emergency.
No. It's a fucking cigar.
In a cigar. Emergency cigars.
I'm getting emergency KFC. Emergency cigars.
How you don't fuck yourself? How about emergency Emergency meeting.
Yeah, so basically what happened is we haven't recorded any of it.
We did an emergency meeting for one minute, and the lights came on, and we left, and the lights cut out again, and we went back, and then it's the third time.
It's the third emergency meeting.
It's the third emergency meeting. And Tristan keeps making me drink a whiskey per emergency.
He goes, oh, another shot of whiskey.
Let's not get any drink per power cup.
No. You'd think that'd be an easy thing to accept.
One drink per power cut.
You'd think, oh, I could do my life like that.
That'd be easy. I know.
This is mine from last time, which I didn't drink because I knew that this was going to happen.
This is ass.
I was like, the internet started to get back on, get back to normal, right about to do something.
Boom. Turns off. This is ass.
What does James Bond drink?
Tell me. I'm glad I didn't cancel my emergency KSC. Ah, okay.
Lights back on. Guys, should we actually just say this?
I'm starting to not believe it.
I'm gonna get my laptop because I actually have things to do.
And we'll start in front of them, so you can't run.
Can you get my laptop too?
You can't run.
Why is the fuck the glasses here?
This isn't me. Don't fucking look at me.
You called the emergency meeting.
No, I am calling the emergency meeting.
Alright, that's... What are you doing, mandatory booze?
It's 9.45. We literally just woke up.
You can't start your morning.
▲
Export Selection