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Take advantage of Sudoku!
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I see you though!
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I can't even.
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I'm sorry.
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Stupid.
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What's wrong, Everything?
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What's wrong, Everything?
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Stay confident, Don't cry.
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I'm sorry.
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I think that was my best run.
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Russian girls who were here last night...
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I think they're playing piano in tandem.
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This is the line we live in.
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This is what we do. I need to go back to Chipotle.
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I shouldn't be here. I don't belong here.
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I don't belong here.
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There is a massive and fundamental difference between a dream and a plan.
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If you ask someone, do they want to be rich?
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Every single person will say yes.
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Yes, I want to be rich. And they say, okay, how will you become rich?
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Oh, well, I'm going to save my money and da-da-da, hoping for some dream in the future.
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Or they just say, I don't know, maybe when my ship comes in.
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Most people want to get rich with one of two tactics.
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A miracle! Winning the lottery.
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Or two, patience.
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The slave masters have convinced you you need to be patient to get rich.
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Don't worry. Work your job.
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In 10 years, you'll get a raise.
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Get your mortgage. In 40 years, you'll own your house.
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And eventually, with your 65, you might have enough money to retire without going broke.
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They want you to be patient.
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And this is what you do. This is a subversion tactic.
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If you want to keep someone as a slave, just say, don't worry.
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You'll be rich later. Don't worry.
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Just keep waiting. Keep waiting.
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Let me tell you something. At 24, I couldn't pay the rent.
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At 28, I was a millionaire.
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And at 32, I bought a Bugatti because I was worth $20 million.
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That's how quickly you can get rich with a plan.
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If you don't have a plan, all you have is a dream.
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So let me say this to you. If your plan to get rich, your plan, is longer than three years, it's a dream.
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It's a fantasy. It's a hope.
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If you're going to sit around and pray for a miracle, it's never going to happen.
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If you want to learn piano, you find someone who can learn piano, you learn from them, and you start training to be able to play piano.
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If you want to get rich, find somebody who's rich and start training to get rich right here, right now.
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Stop waiting. Why would you steal my last cigar and then smoke it and then also smoke shisha at the same time?
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Why don't you just take the shisha and let me have my cubo?
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Let me ask you a question.
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What? When's the last time you went to the shop?
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Bought some buck.
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Put in a buck.
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Mixed it up.
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It's very interesting.
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Don't take my bucking.
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Don't take my cigars if you're gonna smoke fucking swisha.
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Fuck you and fuck you.
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I don't move till tomorrow.
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Why?
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Meanwhile.
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I'm with my poor people.
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Why?
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Because we are moving.
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That's what we do.
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So how's Corona affecting you?
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Vodka's coming.
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You're welcome.
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I'm sorry. Where are we?
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Is this the biggest mall in the world? I don't know.
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It's a huge mall. It's a massive mall.
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What about we get lost? What if we live in the mall?
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I need to find a store that sells butter for the mall.
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I agree. We would need to live here.
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Buy some butter. So we're lost.
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We're mall men. Tristan, you think you know where we're going?
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Well, honestly, we should just find a place to sleep, get ready, get some food, and we're stuck in the mall forever.
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We do. This mall is too big.
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We can't find a way out. It's like a maze.
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They've trapped us. We need to buy things to survive.
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It's a good move. It's a good business model.
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Ah, I think that's an exit.
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Yeah, see, five guys. So we found our food for the day.
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And we'll continue the quest to get out tomorrow.
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Tristan, are you not listening to me?
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Are you not listening to me?
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There's no one listening to me.
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Anyway, at least it has things.
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I'm convinced that we are lost.
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Directions are all about confidence and all about geography or north and south.
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That's not true. It's all about how you feel.
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That's how... See, he just accepted it.
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We live in the mall.
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Three days later.
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That is the roll-up stool that leads downstairs to the place that we came in for the school.
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You've been saying this for three days.
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It hasn't been three days.
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No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here today.
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You've been saying this for three days.
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Three days. Three days you've been trapped.
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Three days you've been...
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Oh, it's this way, guys.
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Don't worry, you just have to be confident.
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Yeah. Three days.
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Three days. Now he knows.
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Oh, that's the Rolex store that we were by.
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So you're making up the least believable look skills.
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It's not...
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Tristan, why does it look like you've been sleeping on the floor?
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Why's your shirt all crinkled?
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Yeah. How does that make sense if we haven't been here for three days?
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Why are you addicted? Yeah, why?
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Don't worry, guys. It's this way.
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I'm confident. You have no idea where we're going.
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You've been lost for three days now, and it's your fault.
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Four days. It's not been four days, it's been three.
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Now you're trying to lie.
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You're trying to lie to take confidential viewers.
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So we're here. So just to start off, guys, right?
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I absolutely love Hand and Heart.
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Tate Confidential.
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I watch every single episode, hands down, without fault.
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And when I heard there was a Series 2 coming out, I got too excited.
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And they're trying to say there was nothing going on.
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There's always something going on in a Tate brother's life.
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Right, so today I've met Tristan and went out there with Andrew with the The legend Luke himself, sat off on the beach, very nicely caught up.
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I've had a bit few months to drink, but it's all fine.
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And today we've carried on the night.
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Don't worry, I've rested.
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I'm not going to be sick.
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Fingers crossed I'm not going to.
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And as I've met the boys, they're drinking coffee, they're smoking their cigars.
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We may not be in the war room right now, but maybe some of the time you might see Me in there.
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And like I say, guys, it's the car.
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I probably won't be invited out again, but it's fine.
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You might see me, okay?
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But it's going to be a good night tonight.
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There is a girl coming today.
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That will be the third time I've seen her.
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You might recognise her.
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Things crossed. Things crossed.
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I steal the deal.
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So we're going to say cheers.
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Cheers. Good night tonight.
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Let's go. Take confidential, baby.
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Take confidential. Take advantage of Shadoku.
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Aikido. Aikido.
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Stupid. Do me a favor, please.
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Get out of here. Oh, classic.
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I've done it today on the beach.
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I was like... What's that thing you do?
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I went...
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I went...
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Get out of here, man.
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Shit, you know what I'm saying? He's like...
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That's when I realised he does actually watch the series.
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No, I'm not the same. Like, I lay in bed and watch the series.
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You think I'm actually joking, mate.
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I'm not telling people, I love you, man.
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I'm like, yeah, don't really watch what I'm doing.
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So don't lie, because I'm here.
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But just so you know, I've generally seen every single episode without that.
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Nice. It's true.
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It is quite nice. Yep, every time.
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It does.
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It's actually super nice. I didn't realize.
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