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Three Days Of Waiting
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| Take advantage of Sudoku! | |
| I see you though! | |
| I can't even. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Stupid. | |
| What's wrong, Everything? | |
| What's wrong, Everything? | |
| Stay confident, Don't cry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I think that was my best run. | |
| Russian girls who were here last night... | |
| I think they're playing piano in tandem. | |
| This is the line we live in. | |
| This is what we do. I need to go back to Chipotle. | |
| I shouldn't be here. I don't belong here. | |
| I don't belong here. | |
| There is a massive and fundamental difference between a dream and a plan. | |
| If you ask someone, do they want to be rich? | |
| Every single person will say yes. | |
| Yes, I want to be rich. And they say, okay, how will you become rich? | |
| Oh, well, I'm going to save my money and da-da-da, hoping for some dream in the future. | |
| Or they just say, I don't know, maybe when my ship comes in. | |
| Most people want to get rich with one of two tactics. | |
| A miracle! Winning the lottery. | |
| Or two, patience. | |
| The slave masters have convinced you you need to be patient to get rich. | |
| Don't worry. Work your job. | |
| In 10 years, you'll get a raise. | |
| Get your mortgage. In 40 years, you'll own your house. | |
| And eventually, with your 65, you might have enough money to retire without going broke. | |
| They want you to be patient. | |
| And this is what you do. This is a subversion tactic. | |
| If you want to keep someone as a slave, just say, don't worry. | |
| You'll be rich later. Don't worry. | |
| Just keep waiting. Keep waiting. | |
| Let me tell you something. At 24, I couldn't pay the rent. | |
| At 28, I was a millionaire. | |
| And at 32, I bought a Bugatti because I was worth $20 million. | |
| That's how quickly you can get rich with a plan. | |
| If you don't have a plan, all you have is a dream. | |
| So let me say this to you. If your plan to get rich, your plan, is longer than three years, it's a dream. | |
| It's a fantasy. It's a hope. | |
| If you're going to sit around and pray for a miracle, it's never going to happen. | |
| If you want to learn piano, you find someone who can learn piano, you learn from them, and you start training to be able to play piano. | |
| If you want to get rich, find somebody who's rich and start training to get rich right here, right now. | |
| Stop waiting. Why would you steal my last cigar and then smoke it and then also smoke shisha at the same time? | |
| Why don't you just take the shisha and let me have my cubo? | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| What? When's the last time you went to the shop? | |
| Bought some buck. | |
| Put in a buck. | |
| Mixed it up. | |
| It's very interesting. | |
| Don't take my bucking. | |
| Don't take my cigars if you're gonna smoke fucking swisha. | |
| Fuck you and fuck you. | |
| I don't move till tomorrow. | |
| Why? | |
| Meanwhile. | |
| I'm with my poor people. | |
| Why? | |
| Because we are moving. | |
| That's what we do. | |
| So how's Corona affecting you? | |
| Vodka's coming. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| I'm sorry. Where are we? | |
| Is this the biggest mall in the world? I don't know. | |
| It's a huge mall. It's a massive mall. | |
| What about we get lost? What if we live in the mall? | |
| I need to find a store that sells butter for the mall. | |
| I agree. We would need to live here. | |
| Buy some butter. So we're lost. | |
| We're mall men. Tristan, you think you know where we're going? | |
| Well, honestly, we should just find a place to sleep, get ready, get some food, and we're stuck in the mall forever. | |
| We do. This mall is too big. | |
| We can't find a way out. It's like a maze. | |
| They've trapped us. We need to buy things to survive. | |
| It's a good move. It's a good business model. | |
| Ah, I think that's an exit. | |
| Yeah, see, five guys. So we found our food for the day. | |
| And we'll continue the quest to get out tomorrow. | |
| Tristan, are you not listening to me? | |
| Are you not listening to me? | |
| There's no one listening to me. | |
| Anyway, at least it has things. | |
| I'm convinced that we are lost. | |
| Directions are all about confidence and all about geography or north and south. | |
| That's not true. It's all about how you feel. | |
| That's how... See, he just accepted it. | |
| We live in the mall. | |
| Three days later. | |
| That is the roll-up stool that leads downstairs to the place that we came in for the school. | |
| You've been saying this for three days. | |
| It hasn't been three days. | |
| No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here today. | |
| You've been saying this for three days. | |
| Three days. Three days you've been trapped. | |
| Three days you've been... | |
| Oh, it's this way, guys. | |
| Don't worry, you just have to be confident. | |
| Yeah. Three days. | |
| Three days. Now he knows. | |
| Oh, that's the Rolex store that we were by. | |
| So you're making up the least believable look skills. | |
| It's not... | |
| Tristan, why does it look like you've been sleeping on the floor? | |
| Why's your shirt all crinkled? | |
| Yeah. How does that make sense if we haven't been here for three days? | |
| Why are you addicted? Yeah, why? | |
| Don't worry, guys. It's this way. | |
| I'm confident. You have no idea where we're going. | |
| You've been lost for three days now, and it's your fault. | |
| Four days. It's not been four days, it's been three. | |
| Now you're trying to lie. | |
| You're trying to lie to take confidential viewers. | |
| So we're here. So just to start off, guys, right? | |
| I absolutely love Hand and Heart. | |
| Tate Confidential. | |
| I watch every single episode, hands down, without fault. | |
| And when I heard there was a Series 2 coming out, I got too excited. | |
| And they're trying to say there was nothing going on. | |
| There's always something going on in a Tate brother's life. | |
| Right, so today I've met Tristan and went out there with Andrew with the The legend Luke himself, sat off on the beach, very nicely caught up. | |
| I've had a bit few months to drink, but it's all fine. | |
| And today we've carried on the night. | |
| Don't worry, I've rested. | |
| I'm not going to be sick. | |
| Fingers crossed I'm not going to. | |
| And as I've met the boys, they're drinking coffee, they're smoking their cigars. | |
| We may not be in the war room right now, but maybe some of the time you might see Me in there. | |
| And like I say, guys, it's the car. | |
| I probably won't be invited out again, but it's fine. | |
| You might see me, okay? | |
| But it's going to be a good night tonight. | |
| There is a girl coming today. | |
| That will be the third time I've seen her. | |
| You might recognise her. | |
| Things crossed. Things crossed. | |
| I steal the deal. | |
| So we're going to say cheers. | |
| Cheers. Good night tonight. | |
| Let's go. Take confidential, baby. | |
| Take confidential. Take advantage of Shadoku. | |
| Aikido. Aikido. | |
| Stupid. Do me a favor, please. | |
| Get out of here. Oh, classic. | |
| I've done it today on the beach. | |
| I was like... What's that thing you do? | |
| I went... | |
| I went... | |
| Get out of here, man. | |
| Shit, you know what I'm saying? He's like... | |
| That's when I realised he does actually watch the series. | |
| No, I'm not the same. Like, I lay in bed and watch the series. | |
| You think I'm actually joking, mate. | |
| I'm not telling people, I love you, man. | |
| I'm like, yeah, don't really watch what I'm doing. | |
| So don't lie, because I'm here. | |
| But just so you know, I've generally seen every single episode without that. | |
| Nice. It's true. | |
| It is quite nice. Yep, every time. | |
| It does. | |
| It's actually super nice. I didn't realize. | |