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Cars and Lies
00:07:58
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| Good job, Atherton! | |
| No. | |
| It's called Liar. | |
| I typed liar into YouTube when this song came out. | |
| I'm not going to be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video, because you just lied to me. | |
| You said there was no cars left to buy. | |
| But when I go on the McLaren website, they have an upgrade of the 720S, a 765L T-limit edition, which I can buy! | |
| So you lied to me, Luke. | |
| You told me there was no cars left to buy, and if you'd have shut the fuck up, I wouldn't be on this website, and now I wouldn't have to spend 400,000 euro on my 16th supercar! | |
| You did this! You made me buy the Chiron, because you made me buy the Ferrari, because you wouldn't be quiet when I was buying my Lamborghini, and you wouldn't be quiet today, and now I go on the McLaren website and go, oh, don't worry, Mr. | |
| Tate, you can get 25% more downforce in your 720S, which is already too fast to drive anyway. | |
| Here's a bunch of stats that don't mean anything, because you can't possibly use them on the road. | |
| Here, 400 grand! | |
| I've sent you something which I would like you to print, please, Luke, if you wouldn't mind. | |
| Print it off. I'll talk to you on my phone. | |
| 50 minutes! | |
| 50 minutes! | |
| There's a limited edition fucking long tail version of the 720X. How am I not going to have a limited edition version? | |
| Door Group? McClown? | |
| Is this a contract? Can you print what I sent, please? | |
| If you wouldn't mind printing what I sent, it's a fully spell! | |
| Every option! | |
| 765 long tail! | |
| Boom! So print it to me. | |
| So I can sign it. | |
| And you can shut the fuck up about cars. | |
| You don't have to buy. I'm about to teach you a lesson. | |
| If you wouldn't mind sending that to me, I would pick your sign up, scan it, get it back to them. | |
| And that means in April of next year, I've got a Lamborghini Evo, I've got a McLaren 765LT, and a Regani strong, all the way around to my house, in one month. | |
| You want to see a take off that show video with all three fucking new cars here now. | |
| Luke. Luke's alive. | |
| Move it to a ride. | |
| Give it to me. Move live. | |
| How much is it? How much even is it? | |
| It's expensive. How much is it? | |
| How much does it come out to? 358,000 euros. | |
| Boom! Name. | |
| Mr. Motherfucking Case. Bang. | |
| Scan now. Don't lie to me again. | |
| Tie me more shit. And when these cars turn up on the drive, everyone's gonna know it's your fucking fault. | |
| So one day we'll retire off squares. | |
| Exactly. Trifon doesn't understand it. | |
| He doesn't understand it at all. He said, why do you play chess all day? | |
| Because if you want to be the king of the squares, because then I win. | |
| Yeah! That's how you win! | |
| Why don't you win? You're the king of squares! Yeah! | |
| What, people talk bad at the king of squares? | |
| Never. Never! Maybe you don't smoke on YouTube. | |
| I always... I forget. | |
| But wouldn't that be s*** if you couldn't? | |
| You can't do anything on YouTube now. | |
| Yeah! What, can't smoke? | |
| Things Cubans have been doing forever. | |
| I know. Probably. Probably not. | |
| If you have to blur this out, blur it out. | |
| I'm not smoking, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Definitely not smoking. | |
| In front of my face. For fun. | |
| It's what we do. And we have nice Cubans around. | |
| Real life emergency meetings. | |
| What do you mean? Emergency. | |
| It's true. We need to become king of squares. | |
| We do not play enough chess. We don't play enough chess. | |
| We've come to the conclusion. | |
| We don't. You two need to give up your bad habits, gentlemen. | |
| Seriously. Just a bad thing. | |
| Right. This is not bad for us. | |
| This is not bad for us, the very wine. | |
| That's the second part of the team. | |
| Right. I know what this is. | |
| Tell me what this is. I already know about this one. | |
| Have a look. Tell me what that is. Yeah. | |
| It's the Bugatti receipt. | |
| Okay. What's the amount of that? Nice. | |
| 3,480,000 pounds. | |
| Or Euro. So, you know where this is going next. | |
| I found this. | |
| I did do that. | |
| He made me. I had to print it. | |
| What is this? Let's go contract for a 765LT. Brand new. | |
| 358,000 Euro. We have joint finances. | |
| We have too many cars. | |
| The baguette, after the baguette, you said, and I quote, what did you say? | |
| Done with cars. I've got all the cars. | |
| I've completely had cars. | |
| Luke challenged me. | |
| 358,000 euros. Luke told me there was no more cars. | |
| I thought there were no more cars. | |
| Luke said there were no cars, and this is all Luke's fault. | |
| He basically made me do it. | |
| So, 16 cars. | |
| I let you in my house! | |
| And this is what you do. | |
| Tristan, I really thought there were no cars this time. | |
| Luke said there were no cars. | |
| I don't teach you a fucking lesson. There were cars. | |
| There's always cars, Luke. | |
| Tired of your shit. Luke, when does that work? | |
| April, so in April we get the Evo, we get the 765, and the Chiron. | |
| Okay. So we've got three new cars from April, plus the ten cars out there. | |
| Our collection's not what? | |
| We have like seven or eight million dollars worth of cars? | |
| People don't know. Me and Justin are from the streets. | |
| We will go broke again. | |
| We don't give a fuck. No, you don't care. | |
| I will spend it all! | |
| Everything! Luckily for you. | |
| Watch me! Luckily for you. | |
| Do you know who Thomas Edison was? | |
| Yeah, the inventor. | |
| The inventor of white balls. | |
| Do you know who Albert Einstein was? | |
| Yeah, smart people. I get it. | |
| So I have developed a new energizing tonic where you take the relaxing cool properties of white wine Is this the immersion? Okay, it's the immersion being over. | |
| I'm going to talk to you in the middle of your business ideas and the uplifting, sugary energy caffeine hit of Red Bull and I'm inventing red wine. | |
| That's two drinks! Half white wine, half Red Bull. | |
| I thought of red wine. | |
| It's wonderful. It makes you feel energized, it gives you wings, and it gets you drunk. | |
| First, cold bread wine. | |
| Good. | |
| It's not that bad. | |
| Now, from a marketing perspective, how many people around the world already enjoy red wine and say they like it? | |
| I just hadn't worked out what it was until now. | |
| We need to market this. | |
| No, we need to become King of Squares. | |
| And sell it. Nothing in my life makes any sense. | |
| Half white wine, half red bull. | |
| Red wine. It's a new drink. | |
| I just invented it. This might make us super rich, though. | |
| I told him. | |
| We need to pay for this fucking new car somehow. | |
| Alright, so King of Squares and the red wine idea. | |
| I'll keep product testing. | |
| Nice. | |
| Soundtrack. | |
| Interesting, we've been listening to this forever. | |
|
New Audience, Old Videos
00:02:07
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| What? I've got a 10 hour version of it. | |
| What theme tune now? | |
| I wonder if this will get removed from Twitter or from YouTube. | |
| No one cares about this song. I don't know why. | |
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| Thanks, bro. In fact, it's not that remarkable. | |
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| I don't want to get FOMO, but I don't want to miss out. | |
| What's the right thing to do? And I say, oh, look, look at this, look at this. | |
| I've done videos on this before. And I said, I've already watched them. | |
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| I'm inspired. Everybody gets tired. | |
| Yeah. This is a story of sheer commitment. | |
| The definition of wisdom. | |
| A young king trying to build a kingdom. | |
| Can't penetrate with criticism. | |