BUYING EVERY SUPERCAR IN THE WORLD | Tate Confidential Ep. 76
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Good job, Atherton!
No.
It's called Liar.
I typed liar into YouTube when this song came out.
I'm not going to be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video, because you just lied to me.
You said there was no cars left to buy.
But when I go on the McLaren website, they have an upgrade of the 720S, a 765L T-limit edition, which I can buy!
So you lied to me, Luke.
You told me there was no cars left to buy, and if you'd have shut the fuck up, I wouldn't be on this website, and now I wouldn't have to spend 400,000 euro on my 16th supercar!
You did this! You made me buy the Chiron, because you made me buy the Ferrari, because you wouldn't be quiet when I was buying my Lamborghini, and you wouldn't be quiet today, and now I go on the McLaren website and go, oh, don't worry, Mr.
Tate, you can get 25% more downforce in your 720S, which is already too fast to drive anyway.
Here's a bunch of stats that don't mean anything, because you can't possibly use them on the road.
Here, 400 grand!
I've sent you something which I would like you to print, please, Luke, if you wouldn't mind.
Print it off. I'll talk to you on my phone.
50 minutes!
50 minutes!
There's a limited edition fucking long tail version of the 720X. How am I not going to have a limited edition version?
Door Group? McClown?
Is this a contract? Can you print what I sent, please?
If you wouldn't mind printing what I sent, it's a fully spell!
Every option!
765 long tail!
Boom! So print it to me.
So I can sign it.
And you can shut the fuck up about cars.
You don't have to buy. I'm about to teach you a lesson.
If you wouldn't mind sending that to me, I would pick your sign up, scan it, get it back to them.
And that means in April of next year, I've got a Lamborghini Evo, I've got a McLaren 765LT, and a Regani strong, all the way around to my house, in one month.
You want to see a take off that show video with all three fucking new cars here now.
Luke. Luke's alive.
Move it to a ride.
Give it to me. Move live.
How much is it? How much even is it?
It's expensive. How much is it?
How much does it come out to? 358,000 euros.
Boom! Name.
Mr. Motherfucking Case. Bang.
Scan now. Don't lie to me again.
Tie me more shit. And when these cars turn up on the drive, everyone's gonna know it's your fucking fault.
So one day we'll retire off squares.
Exactly. Trifon doesn't understand it.
He doesn't understand it at all. He said, why do you play chess all day?
Because if you want to be the king of the squares, because then I win.
Yeah! That's how you win!
Why don't you win? You're the king of squares! Yeah!
What, people talk bad at the king of squares?
Never. Never! Maybe you don't smoke on YouTube.
I always... I forget.
But wouldn't that be s*** if you couldn't?
You can't do anything on YouTube now.
Yeah! What, can't smoke?
Things Cubans have been doing forever.
I know. Probably. Probably not.
If you have to blur this out, blur it out.
I'm not smoking, ladies and gentlemen.
Definitely not smoking.
In front of my face. For fun.
It's what we do. And we have nice Cubans around.
Real life emergency meetings.
What do you mean? Emergency.
It's true. We need to become king of squares.
We do not play enough chess. We don't play enough chess.
We've come to the conclusion.
We don't. You two need to give up your bad habits, gentlemen.
Seriously. Just a bad thing.
Right. This is not bad for us.
This is not bad for us, the very wine.
That's the second part of the team.
Right. I know what this is.
Tell me what this is. I already know about this one.
Have a look. Tell me what that is. Yeah.
It's the Bugatti receipt.
Okay. What's the amount of that? Nice.
3,480,000 pounds.
Or Euro. So, you know where this is going next.
I found this.
I did do that.
He made me. I had to print it.
What is this? Let's go contract for a 765LT. Brand new.
358,000 Euro. We have joint finances.
We have too many cars.
The baguette, after the baguette, you said, and I quote, what did you say?
Done with cars. I've got all the cars.
I've completely had cars.
Luke challenged me.
358,000 euros. Luke told me there was no more cars.
I thought there were no more cars.
Luke said there were no cars, and this is all Luke's fault.
He basically made me do it.
So, 16 cars.
I let you in my house!
And this is what you do.
Tristan, I really thought there were no cars this time.
Luke said there were no cars.
I don't teach you a fucking lesson. There were cars.
There's always cars, Luke.
Tired of your shit. Luke, when does that work?
April, so in April we get the Evo, we get the 765, and the Chiron.
Okay. So we've got three new cars from April, plus the ten cars out there.
Our collection's not what?
We have like seven or eight million dollars worth of cars?
People don't know. Me and Justin are from the streets.
We will go broke again.
We don't give a fuck. No, you don't care.
I will spend it all!
Everything! Luckily for you.
Watch me! Luckily for you.
Do you know who Thomas Edison was?
Yeah, the inventor.
The inventor of white balls.
Do you know who Albert Einstein was?
Yeah, smart people. I get it.
So I have developed a new energizing tonic where you take the relaxing cool properties of white wine Is this the immersion? Okay, it's the immersion being over.
I'm going to talk to you in the middle of your business ideas and the uplifting, sugary energy caffeine hit of Red Bull and I'm inventing red wine.
That's two drinks! Half white wine, half Red Bull.
I thought of red wine.
It's wonderful. It makes you feel energized, it gives you wings, and it gets you drunk.
First, cold bread wine.
Good.
It's not that bad.
Now, from a marketing perspective, how many people around the world already enjoy red wine and say they like it?
I just hadn't worked out what it was until now.
We need to market this.
No, we need to become King of Squares.
And sell it. Nothing in my life makes any sense.
Half white wine, half red bull.
Red wine. It's a new drink.
I just invented it. This might make us super rich, though.
I told him.
We need to pay for this fucking new car somehow.
Alright, so King of Squares and the red wine idea.
I'll keep product testing.
Nice.
Soundtrack.
Interesting, we've been listening to this forever.
What? I've got a 10 hour version of it.
What theme tune now?
I wonder if this will get removed from Twitter or from YouTube.
No one cares about this song. I don't know why.
So I'm chilling, about to have some pizza.
And something remarkable has happened.
Thanks, bro. In fact, it's not that remarkable.
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