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Emergency Meeting Alert
00:01:59
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| Good shot there, Kritten! | |
| Emergency meeting. It is an emergency meeting. | |
| You've been having an emergency meeting for the last week when we've been gone. | |
| Every single five seconds you send me a clip of your own emergency meeting by yourself. | |
| Yes. And the first thing that happens when I walk back in the door is you say emergency meeting. | |
| It's an emergency. What's the emergency? | |
| You know an emergency! | |
| You know! Emergency is, I eat a vodka and orange. | |
| Where's the blues? | |
| I don't want to eat a vodka and orange. | |
| Is there happiness there? | |
| Where are the blues? | |
| Oh. | |
| Bodies all round? | |
| Calm down. You know me. | |
| Okay, he's a Logan, doesn't he? | |
| Yeah, he does fucking need a Logan. Aw, Luke. | |
| Mr. Luke. I don't need a body. | |
| This is for healthy. Body and orange! | |
| Body and orange today. | |
| Tomorrow we're all hungover. | |
| Super straightener day. I'm tired of this shit. | |
| Alright, what's your emergency? First things first, an emergency meeting. | |
| Andrews had a body in orange, so I poured one for me and Luke. | |
| That's it. That is true. This is a procedure. | |
| Standard procedure. How does Junior Richard have been a body in orange? | |
| He's a dick. Luke doesn't think drinking is good for you. | |
|
Three More Times
00:08:51
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|
| But the two richest, toughest, smartest guys he knows love to booze. | |
| We drink copious amounts of booze. | |
| It's true. Let me tell you a story. | |
| I was once reading, right? | |
| I was reading an article about how alcohol is bad for you and it damages your brain cells and how smoking is bad for you and it gives you cancer. | |
| So you know what I stopped doing? READ IT! And ever since I've become richer and more powerful than ever before. | |
| Think about it. Some dork with a book. | |
| Or a man full of booze and cigars. | |
| Who would you rather fight? It's true. | |
| I'd rather fight the dork. Exactly. | |
| That is true. That was you in university. | |
| Yeah. You're doing your math. It is true. | |
| You're doing your math. Yeah, no, to be fair. | |
| I got math to you. One plus one. | |
| Yeah. That's it. One time, I was drinking gin and tonic on ice. | |
| Sliced a lemon. Felt horrible. | |
| So I changed from gin and tonic, switched to whiskey and coke with some ice. | |
| Felt like shit. So I gave off ice. | |
| Listen. You think you won the first dice match. | |
| Don't worry about me. I got millions. | |
| I got trillions. You know what? | |
| Listen, listen. When I message a bitch, you know what I say? | |
| Hello, bitch. I'm a trillionaire. | |
| T. Trillion. | |
| Pass billion. Don't worry about me. | |
| So I got 500,000. You want to play 500,000 dice? | |
| Let's go. You think you got a little bit of money? | |
| Bro, what's that? Let's go! | |
| Where's the dice? Bro, you got ready. | |
| Where's the dice? You want to roll first or second? | |
| First or second? Second? | |
| Yeah, yeah. Woo! | |
| No problem. | |
| I'm referee! No problem. | |
| No problem. No problem. | |
| Six! Woo! | |
| Six! Six! | |
| Okay, okay, okay. Look here. | |
| 20 Lions. Yeah, look here. | |
| We're not getting the same 20 Lions. | |
| Four! Four! | |
| Four! Four! Four! Get your money ready! | |
| Get your money ready! Three! | |
| Three! Give my money! Give my money! | |
| Give my money! Give my money! | |
| A thousand! | |
| A thousand! Let's go! | |
| One thousand and nothing! | |
| One thousand and five! | |
| One thousand and five! One thousand and five! | |
| One thousand and eight! | |
| Let's go! One thousand and five hundred! | |
| 1,500 Oh shit! | |
| This is what I'm saying, I told you! | |
| This! | |
| 1,500 guys! | |
| Fuck me! | |
| 3! | |
| 3 again! | |
| How much? | |
| $1,500, bitch! | |
| $1,500, my friend. | |
| You gotta pay out! That's nice! | |
| Keep counting because I might buy my cigar for the night. | |
| Alright, keep counting. | |
| Listen, listen. | |
| One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. | |
| Five more more. One, two, three, four, five, five, five, five. | |
| Like the same amount what what does the fire before my friend? | |
| I'm already one, right? | |
| I'm gonna do you a favor. | |
| Because I'm a nice man. | |
| He's a nice guy. One, two, three, four, five hundred left. | |
| Okay. Five hundred left. | |
| Five hundred left. No, no. The table won't. | |
| I want to spend all my wine. | |
| I thought the five hundred light. Bro, I'm too rich. | |
| Let's go! Let's go! | |
| Dice! Let's go! | |
| One thousand five hundred. Let's go. | |
| Do you want to go first? Go. Go. | |
| Roll the dice! | |
| Roll the dice! | |
| Lift the voice by now. | |
| Ding! | |
| Woo! Six! | |
| Six! | |
| Shit! Okay. | |
| Okay. Okay. | |
| Give me the money. Give me the money under the table. | |
| Bro. Look. | |
| Here. Three more times. | |
| Three more times. | |
| Three more times. Three more times. | |
| How much do I get? | |
| One, two, three. No, no, no. | |
| I already gave them. Three more times. | |
| Three more times as well. | |
| Five hundred. No, no, no. | |
| It's here. You already have your time already. | |
| I'm with you now. | |
| Who's sicker? | |
| Momon! | |
| No, no, no, no! | |
| That doesn't count! | |
| No, no, no! | |
| Pause this on camera. | |
| I say it doesn't count, because he bowed before they agreed terms. | |
| Pause this! | |
| Say Momon! | |
| Pause! | |
| Cut the video. | |
| I'll show you how much we bet on. | |
| Three more times. | |
| Cut the video. | |
| Five hundred. | |
| Yeah, two times. | |
| Okay? No problem. Okay? | |
| No problem. Look here! | |
| Look here! | |
| Look here! | |
| What? You can't win. | |
| You're world one. Ah, it's high roll. | |
| Whoa! Did you kick it with your foot? | |
| No, no, no. No, you didn't. | |
| Five. Okay. Listen, don't ever try to kick it with your foot. | |
| No, no, no. If he touches you, you lose. | |
| Yeah. No, it doesn't count if anyone touches him. | |
| But if you touch it on purpose. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me count. | |
| I'm your own name. I like it. | |
| I like it for your own name. | |
| One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten. | |
| One, two, three. Okay. | |
| Okay, yeah. You can't touch your own name. | |
| No, no. Well, let's go. | |
| Two more rolls. I'm glad you missed one. | |
| Luke, you're ready. 1,500 left for a roll. | |
| Less talking, more rolling. | |
| Come on, Lewis. Two. Please, Lewis. | |
| Luke, roll the dog. Look here! | |
| One! Three! | |
| You all made a roll. | |
| Andrew, Andrew, we all know you rolled two. | |
| We all know. Nah, I don't think so. | |
| Ah, shit! | |
| He's got the high roll! | |
| Look here. Girls, stand up. | |
| Stand up. You cannot manipulate the dice. | |
| Stand up, girls. It has to be seen as what it is. | |
| Three! Ah, three! | |
| Reroll! Reroll! | |
| Andrew, look, look. | |
| Everyone roll over here so they're going on the couch. | |
| Yeah. Over here. Over here. | |
| Five. And move. | |
| Six. Six! | |
| Six! Six! | |
| Six! Six! | |
| Six! Six! Six! Six! Six! | |
| Your five can't beat me! | |
| I'm the king of dice! | |
| Your five can't beat me! | |
| 1,500 players! | |
| Your five can't beat me! | |
| You give me the six to survive! | |
| But one more chance to win, to the last chance to win for the last two years, three times in a row! | |
| 1,500 lambs, 10 million dollars. | |
| I've been counting my alpacas on me. | |
|
Go Back To The Room
00:01:58
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| I haven't been in Romania in so long. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't trust Romania. | |
| Let's go. Go back to the room. | |
| Go back to the room. | |
| Look. Look here. | |
| Last row. | |
| What is this? | |
| A ninja roll? | |
| That's bullshit. What's a ninja roll? | |
| What is that? Two? | |
| Two! Two! | |
| 2, verify 2 You have to pick 1 Trust me Who is it? | |
| A is going to be a 4 Or A is going to be a shot of vodka A shot of vodka I'm guaranteed to win. | |
| join, rebaffle, question me on Twitter and send me an email receiving your answer as well! | |
| And don't let this bath bomb make me feel too tired to wash my hands on the sofas! | |
| I'm just a pocket man, how can I use a 300? | |
| That's what my mates call a pocket bomb. | |
| Back in the day, running in the street. | |
| Alright, let me home, check me home, shit, don't worry about it. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Go with you. | |
| Two gold. | |
| Two goal. | |
| Woo! Five! Five! | |
| Woo! Woo! | |
| Listen! | |
| What? | |
| What do you know about me? | |
| Pay me! | |
| I'll pay you! | |
| Oh, fuck off you guys! | |
| I warned you! | |
| Stay away from me! | |
| Stay away from me, you little bad man! | |
| Hey, give me the money! | |
| Listen, everyone on Twitter, right? | |
| Labgen's rich, right? | |
| But now he's poor. | |
| You fucked with a bad boy! | |
| You can't fuck with me when it comes to dice! | |
| Pay me! Whoa! | |
| Whoa! Whoa! | |
| Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | |