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July 23, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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ESCAPING JAIL | Tate Confidential Ep. 40
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
Nice. Ooh, sick boy on the pit.
I'm gonna get some beds, might get some boxes.
I'm gonna counter-punch him, he'll fall for Sink or Two-Ton Tornado.
There's two countries open.
I've confirmed clubs and bars are open in two places in Europe.
Minsk, Belarus, Stockholm, Sweden.
I say we go to Belarus. The only problem with Belarus is there's a 14-day self-quarantine.
So we'll just go in, pretend we're in a self-quarantine, get booze, start drinking, go straight to the club.
Same day. Uh-huh.
If I got sent to jail in Sweden for violating some sort of curfew, that's fine.
You. You.
Especially you. Even me.
None of us want to go to a Belarusian jail.
And Belarus hate foreigners.
They say, hey, let me see your passport.
They will...
They're itching to find some foreign idiot out with their fucking quarantine papers on them.
They're itching for it.
And don't even pretend that you're done.
Okay. Well, that leaves us one option, which is Stockholm, Sweden.
And is Stockholm as good as Bucharest?
No. But Bucharest is fucking closed.
So we go there. And we go there for a very important reason.
I'm a revolutionary figure.
I'm like the kind of guys who used to fucking overthrow governments.
The American Revolutionary War, the Tea Party.
That's me. I'm not doing this dumb shit where some Romanian is going to say, you must stay in your house.
And all the Romanians will start going, the virus.
And I'll start sitting in their house, and I'll text all my hoes, I'm not allowed to leave the house, and then I go out today in the Porsche, like a G, hitting the streets against curfew, and the police are running around looking at me like trying to chase me down and shit.
This is garbage! I need to leave the country, drink loads and loads of booze in Stockholm, then come back, and at least then I feel like I've won.
They told me to stay in my house, I went and parked in Stockholm when I came home.
Then I have some kind of victory.
I can't live this way.
We have to go. They'll definitely let us back in.
Definitely. So we're going to Sweden.
T? I've already signed a declaration, so I'm probably risking going jail.
But I don't care. I'm often risking it.
I think you're fine, bro. You're going out the country.
They're going to move me from quarantine into what?
Another quarantine. Yeah, the only thing is we'll let us back in.
But of course they have to let me back in.
Do fly for corona. I'll put on nice clothes at the airport.
Done. Stockholm, Sweden.
Five-star hotel.
Rent landlords. Show these fucking nerds how flexing's done.
Are you in or not?
I'm out-voted.
Nice. That's an it.
Go to Stockholm.
Go to Stockholm.
Go to Stockholm!
I've tried to escape Romania.
Every country's on lockdown.
It's quarantine bullshit.
You can't go anywhere.
Complete lockdown.
We're stuck on our houses.
I can't drive.
I've got two million dollars of cars I can't even drive.
True. I'm tired of this.
I'm in jail. This is bullshit.
Yeah, but think. There's people quarantining in one-bed flats.
They've got nothing. They've got maybe, what, Wi-Fi.
You've got a gym, a pool, a jacuzzi, fucking loads of stuff to play on.
You've got a cigar room.
It's true. These are all true.
This is the worst jail ever.
It's not the worst jail ever. This is all true.
There's people in fucking Luton who can't even go and get bread.
We've got steaks delivered to the house.
There is worse things happening.
This is like a drug kingpin's jail.
I feel sorry. It's barely a jail.
This is like Pablo Escobar's jail.
I'm unhappy with my current situation.
Girls come in!
It's very much a kingpin's jail.
Lose space. You either jump in the pool with me, or you have another drink.
Jump. Drink?
Yes. Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's do it. So you'd rather jump in the pool than have a drink with Tristan?
I'd rather jump in the freezing cold.
Out of the jacuzzi.
A 36 degree jacuzzi.
Whoa! Fuck my...
I'm censoring out my dick, because it's going to be small.
It's going to be small.
So you just jumped out of this, into there, rather than have a drink with Tristan.
Yes. Why?
Why, Luke? Is that not sword?
Luke, hold the camera.
Luke, we're on. Your turn.
Recording. Shit! It's your turn to roll, Ron.
My turn to what? It's your turn to jump!
Jump at the fucking pool, bro.
Hold on. Let me just get this right.
You want me to jump out of a 36 degree jacuzzi into a fucking 6 degree pool.
Exactly. Yes.
Can I wear the hat? No.
Yes. Yes.
You can wear the hat. Fuck.
I just want you to know it's cold.
Fuck it! We take the fight for free!
I can't... I can't... I'm not that high!
It's the last of that!
What was that?
But that is not fucking cool!
That is not cool!
That is cold! I'm using a hat to send it out of my penis.
This is painful bro!
I could have got out through that but I know Luke steals it.
Okay, now this is painful.
Yep, yep, now it's the burning.
A nice burn.
Oh. Well.
Quarantine. Okay.
We're going to Sweden.
Sweden? Why Sweden?
Sweden is the most boring place in the universe.
However, right now it's the funnest place on the planet.
It's the only place that's still open.
Nightclubs are closed, but Swedish nightclubs suck anyway.
Restaurants and bars are still open.
So the Swedish people have done the same thing we've done.
Said, coronavirus isn't real.
Fuck it. We're not scared.
So, we've got special permissions and paperwork to leave our house to get to the airport.
So we can fly to Sweden.
You have to come with us.
So you pack.
10 different currencies.
But only for 25,000 euro.
You just drop them. Pack.
It's wrong.
Thank you.
Completely empty.
This is the middle of the dishwasher house by the way.
This is wash out by the way.
Yep. The flight rush hour.
One second, there's nobody here.
Listen. It's just you and me.
What do you know about Chris DeBerg, Lady in Red?
You don't know about this song.
You're too dumb. Can't even gamble.
Can't even gamble. Wow, literally no one. Too fly for Corona.
where's the virus let's say everyone's going the same spot we are really
it looks like maybe a private terminal private jets No clue. We'll find out.
Yeah, well, it's not probably the main thing.
And you look like...
You look like a kid.
No, you do.
You do.
This is the shittest airport.
Bucharest airport, sorry.
Bucharest is Romanians.
This is Stockholm's airport?
I can't believe it. But they were rich.
I thought this was their capital.
Maybe that's why there were a bunch of Romanians on the plane.
There were Romanians on the plane. Why?
You don't realize why eating this annoys me.
Right now. Right from the Orient.
Yeah. Who would that bother you?
Look at Europe right now.
Who do you think started this?
Whose fault do you think this is?
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