WE DROVE A CAR UP A MOUNTAIN | Tate Confidential Ep. 31
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But it's not always the case.
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But it's not always the case.
you Am I bringing our flashlights?
I don't need flashlights.
Emergency. Gotta go off-road.
Machete, flashlights, bottle of wine.
I'll bolt some new flashlights.
No, bring me the emergency cupboard.
Wait a second.
What do we get stuck at on a mountain?
A overnight?
Bro, these aren't flashlights.
These are flashlights.
Bro.
They're the world's brightest flashlights.
with flat arms.
Night before moron.
Yeah! Some of the brightest flashlights in the world.
You can actually let blind people look at them.
Bro. Come on.
So if you don't need these flashlights, if you're stuck at the mountain overnight, you need these flashlights.
How does anyone not need these?
And you need to use it as a weapon to smash someone over the head with it.
So I'll bring the flashlights up.
Why did I buy them?
I don't know why.
Do you know how much these cost? Let's go.
What, why did I buy it?
Why do we need these things?
Rations, flashlights, cause I like to be prepared.
Unlike you, Mr. Baby Hands.
Can't tell you where we're going.
Where are you taking me?
You know I'm not gonna kill you.
That's all you need to know.
I don't know sometimes when I'm in a place like this where there's no civilization at all.
Sometimes I wonder what you have in store.
Andrew, are you gonna kill me?
It's about time, Rory.
You've had a good run. I think I deserve it sometimes.
We owe it to him. Why are you up in the mountains in a $12,000 code?
Why is he up off-roading in a $12,000 code?
He thinks he's fucking Johnny Cage.
Because it's cold. You're off-roading in a $12,000 code.
Yeah, it's cold out here. He thinks he's fucking Joe Smooth.
I am Joe fucking Smooth.
He is. He is Joe Smith.
He is Joe Smith.
We're halfway there.
there you're gonna tell Rory and Luke where we're taking them yet and why?
We're coming here in the sun. Why?
Swimming? In the summer, it's going to be thick.
Bring some whoopies.
Bring some hoes.
Yeah. Waterfall hoes.
Waterfall hoes. Mermaids.
Yeah. I still don't know where you're taking me.
You don't need to, though.
Super, super warm.
Here's baby house.
We're baby hound.
We're family.
But yeah.
We're baby hound.
Why am I driving so long?
Bro, I can't be bothered.
Just you drive. You're making me drive the whole mountain.
I don't care. I don't want to drive in the mountains.
Drive. Look, you can't wear a hat like that where you look like a gypsy and not drive my 4x4 through the snow.
Just drive.
Look, you'll be fucking fine.
You wouldn't kill me. You're not going to crash and kill me.
We both know that's not going to happen.
So just do the driving.
Not my fault we're hungover. I've been drinking all night.
You're the one who was drinking with me.
Yeah, and you're making me drive up a fucking snowy mountain in a 4x4.
Well... Off-road. Yeah, well, I'm too lazy.
Stop complaining. Just do it.
See, Rory, that's why I asked you to drive me.
Andrew's stuck. Well...
That is the street.
Yes, it's memmed up. Come on, Tissi, can you stand up?
It's a standoff, poop! Get out of here, you son of a bitch!
You're a loser, how'd you get stuck?
I trusted in the four-wheel drive system.
So, Rory's better than you?
No, absolutely not. The guy also did tell him.
The guy said it would go. So, Rory's a better driver?
Our instructor said yes, it'll be okay.
So, Rory made it and you didn't?
Did Rory make it? Yeah, but he didn't go in the deep part.
Yeah, because that's not what you're supposed to do.
Why not? So Rory made it and you guys didn't.
That's cool. So don't you guys wish you had a flashlight right now?
No. What do you mean?
What if you get stuck here overnight? It's daylight.
I don't care. I'll go to bed.
Yeah, but if you're stuck here all night, you'll need a flashlight.
I do have a big flashlight in the front of the car.
Going to sleep is always your solution to everything.
Uh-huh. Look at how bright it is outside.
How would a flashlight help? It's early in the morning.
You need flashlights in survival situations.
You don't. I'm never going anywhere without my giant flashlights, starring now.
You refer to briefcase full-time.
Yes, full-time. You say that now, but I know you won't.
Yeah, alright, good luck. All right, No need for flashlights yet, but you'll need them.
Cheers everyone.
Cheers everyone. Cheers.
Ready to hand cheers?
Ready to hand the cheers?
Cheers.
Cheers.
Hi.
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If you wanna be so gone...
you don't have to wait If I were you,
would it be easier for me to be heard and to be seen?
What am I supposed to do?
Is it all not to you?
I am not that strong, I don't even know where I belong
You just have to try harder than you fly You might be lost like sunshine in the night.
You know what they say.
Life's about today.
If you want to be someone, you don't have to wait.
You just have to try harder than you cry Thank you So basically, we drove 7 hours up the mountain to have a beer And now we're driving 7 hours back I think so, bro.
I think so. He's gonna be gone for months and months, but his vehicle is still here.