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Drive Or Die
00:06:02
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But it's not always the case. | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But it's not always the case. | |
| you Am I bringing our flashlights? | |
| I don't need flashlights. | |
| Emergency. Gotta go off-road. | |
| Machete, flashlights, bottle of wine. | |
| I'll bolt some new flashlights. | |
| No, bring me the emergency cupboard. | |
| Wait a second. | |
| What do we get stuck at on a mountain? | |
| A overnight? | |
| Bro, these aren't flashlights. | |
| These are flashlights. | |
| Bro. | |
| They're the world's brightest flashlights. | |
| with flat arms. | |
| Night before moron. | |
| Yeah! Some of the brightest flashlights in the world. | |
| You can actually let blind people look at them. | |
| Bro. Come on. | |
| So if you don't need these flashlights, if you're stuck at the mountain overnight, you need these flashlights. | |
| How does anyone not need these? | |
| And you need to use it as a weapon to smash someone over the head with it. | |
| So I'll bring the flashlights up. | |
| Why did I buy them? | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Do you know how much these cost? Let's go. | |
| What, why did I buy it? | |
| Why do we need these things? | |
| Rations, flashlights, cause I like to be prepared. | |
| Unlike you, Mr. Baby Hands. | |
| Can't tell you where we're going. | |
| Where are you taking me? | |
| You know I'm not gonna kill you. | |
| That's all you need to know. | |
| I don't know sometimes when I'm in a place like this where there's no civilization at all. | |
| Sometimes I wonder what you have in store. | |
| Andrew, are you gonna kill me? | |
| It's about time, Rory. | |
| You've had a good run. I think I deserve it sometimes. | |
| We owe it to him. Why are you up in the mountains in a $12,000 code? | |
| Why is he up off-roading in a $12,000 code? | |
| He thinks he's fucking Johnny Cage. | |
| Because it's cold. You're off-roading in a $12,000 code. | |
| Yeah, it's cold out here. He thinks he's fucking Joe Smooth. | |
| I am Joe fucking Smooth. | |
| He is. He is Joe Smith. | |
| He is Joe Smith. | |
| We're halfway there. | |
| there you're gonna tell Rory and Luke where we're taking them yet and why? | |
| We're coming here in the sun. Why? | |
| Swimming? In the summer, it's going to be thick. | |
| Bring some whoopies. | |
| Bring some hoes. | |
| Yeah. Waterfall hoes. | |
| Waterfall hoes. Mermaids. | |
| Yeah. I still don't know where you're taking me. | |
| You don't need to, though. | |
| Super, super warm. | |
| Here's baby house. | |
| We're baby hound. | |
| We're family. | |
| But yeah. | |
| We're baby hound. | |
| Why am I driving so long? | |
| Bro, I can't be bothered. | |
| Just you drive. You're making me drive the whole mountain. | |
| I don't care. I don't want to drive in the mountains. | |
| Drive. Look, you can't wear a hat like that where you look like a gypsy and not drive my 4x4 through the snow. | |
| Just drive. | |
| Look, you'll be fucking fine. | |
| You wouldn't kill me. You're not going to crash and kill me. | |
| We both know that's not going to happen. | |
| So just do the driving. | |
| Not my fault we're hungover. I've been drinking all night. | |
| You're the one who was drinking with me. | |
| Yeah, and you're making me drive up a fucking snowy mountain in a 4x4. | |
| Well... Off-road. Yeah, well, I'm too lazy. | |
| Stop complaining. Just do it. | |
| See, Rory, that's why I asked you to drive me. | |
| Andrew's stuck. Well... | |
| That is the street. | |
| Yes, it's memmed up. Come on, Tissi, can you stand up? | |
| It's a standoff, poop! Get out of here, you son of a bitch! | |
| You're a loser, how'd you get stuck? | |
| I trusted in the four-wheel drive system. | |
| So, Rory's better than you? | |
| No, absolutely not. The guy also did tell him. | |
| The guy said it would go. So, Rory's a better driver? | |
| Our instructor said yes, it'll be okay. | |
| So, Rory made it and you didn't? | |
| Did Rory make it? Yeah, but he didn't go in the deep part. | |
| Yeah, because that's not what you're supposed to do. | |
| Why not? So Rory made it and you guys didn't. | |
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Wishing For Flashlights
00:06:56
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| That's cool. So don't you guys wish you had a flashlight right now? | |
| No. What do you mean? | |
| What if you get stuck here overnight? It's daylight. | |
| I don't care. I'll go to bed. | |
| Yeah, but if you're stuck here all night, you'll need a flashlight. | |
| I do have a big flashlight in the front of the car. | |
| Going to sleep is always your solution to everything. | |
| Uh-huh. Look at how bright it is outside. | |
| How would a flashlight help? It's early in the morning. | |
| You need flashlights in survival situations. | |
| You don't. I'm never going anywhere without my giant flashlights, starring now. | |
| You refer to briefcase full-time. | |
| Yes, full-time. You say that now, but I know you won't. | |
| Yeah, alright, good luck. All right, No need for flashlights yet, but you'll need them. | |
| Cheers everyone. | |
| Cheers everyone. Cheers. | |
| Ready to hand cheers? | |
| Ready to hand the cheers? | |
| Cheers. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Hi. | |
| Ah | |
| If you wanna be so gone... | |
| you don't have to wait If I were you, | |
| would it be easier for me to be heard and to be seen? | |
| What am I supposed to do? | |
| Is it all not to you? | |
| I am not that strong, I don't even know where I belong | |
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Try Harder Than You Cry
00:00:53
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| You just have to try harder than you fly You might be lost like sunshine in the night. | |
| You know what they say. | |
| Life's about today. | |
| If you want to be someone, you don't have to wait. | |
| You just have to try harder than you cry Thank you So basically, we drove 7 hours up the mountain to have a beer And now we're driving 7 hours back I think so, bro. | |
| I think so. He's gonna be gone for months and months, but his vehicle is still here. | |
| So I've decided to become an Uber driver. | |