July 19, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| How many times will you die? | |
| sick boy off the beat music playing in the background screaming in the background | |
| music playing in the background | |
| spend a lot more on a lot less so we need to spend $3000 on a case In Austin, Texas. | |
| The most boring place in the world. | |
| You have winded input? | |
| American money is just not that cool. | |
| It's not that cool. Which one is cooler? | |
| Pounds. GDP, number one. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Australian? I've never seen Australian. | |
| Why do you like Australian? | |
| It's plastic, huh? I mean, the texture, right? | |
| Yeah, yeah. We live in Romania. | |
| Romania is plastic, isn't it? | |
| Yeah, Romanian. | |
| Romanian, perfect. | |
| Yes, we take it. | |
| Mmm, smokes. | |
| you And we're about a giant fox. | |
| I'm here. | |
| It was really nice It was so good yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while I think I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah yeah | |
| I've been here for a while I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah | |
| Now we're talking We got a rough hold of Popeye Aw yeah Dude Oh shit Oh my goodness Woooo | |
| Music Playing | |
| The business class lounge of macaroni and cheese or cookies. | |
| There's an orange over there, bone orange. | |
| The business class lounge of macaroni and cheese or cookies. | |
| Gonna eat it anyway though. | |
| It was released in America like four years ago. | |
| Yeah. It's crazy in there. | |
| I think what pisses me off about the United States as well? | |
| Fucking Wi-Fi. I guarantee the hotel we check into. | |
| Checking in, we'll pay, it's not that expensive, this hotel. | |
| 100, 200 bucks a night, whatever it is, I bet you have to pay $15 for the Wi-Fi as well. | |
| Land of the fucking free my ass. | |
| Where's the free fucking Wi-Fi? | |
| Romania's got fucking Wi-Fi everywhere. | |
| Go to a fucking cemetery, they've got a Wi-Fi network. | |
| Here, it's, you know, log in, watch six adverts, give us six of your phone numbers and your passport number. | |
| Pay us 15 bucks. | |
| Credit card details. For fucking Wi-Fi? | |
| I want to go back to country in the world my ass. | |
| America. That was the flight experience of my life. | |
| To fly to a man Jordan for four hours. | |
| Two-hour wait, a man Jordan to JFK, 13 hours. | |
| Five-hour wait, JFK down to Austin, Texas, four and a half hours. | |
| Long time. And what's the worst thing about it is, Tristan booked it to get us to Austin, Texas. | |
| So obviously Austin, Texas is a small airport, so he did this bullshit roundabout. | |
| When he could have booked Dubai to Houston, direct, 12 hours, and then we just took an hour and a half in a car, we would have been here. | |
| We would have been here yesterday, probably. | |
| We would have been in the sky twice as long. | |
| But, we were first class. | |
| Drink a little champagne. He looks like a geek. | |
| Did you get champagne in the taxi? | |
| Of course it's a fucking shower. | |
| I've been flexing on the broke boys. | |
| Flexin' on them, flexin' on them I been flexin' on the broke boys Flexin' on them, flexin' on them Alright, so how did this happen? | |
| It must have been your dude in advance, I don't know It must have been your dude No, America's a fucking failed society. | |
| It's nothing to do with me. America is all hip and fucking cool, and nothing works here. | |
| The cash points are ancient. But when it comes to hotels, it's all cool and hip, and they text you, and you come into the fucking code from the text message. | |
| Fucking text us to a remaining fucking number. | |
| Well, you email me. | |
| Tell them to get in. | |
| So you have to email them back what they need? | |
| Yeah, they need my fucking picture or my ID. Hi, looks like we need a selfie for verification and a picture of your ID to make sure it's used so we can process you in. | |
| I took a picture of my ID outside of their fucking hotel and sent it to them. | |
| We got a new one and I attached it saying, cold and stuck outside, hurry. | |
| She said, hi Tristan, there was no image attached. | |
| There was. One minute later, actually we received the image but we still need a selfie. | |
| I reply with a selfie. | |
| And I say, what kind of hotel thinks it's too cool and quirky to have a fucking reception desk? | |
| This is a total failure. | |
| Nothing about this was said on booking.com and I booked it. | |
| Do you rednecks not have international guest stay ever? | |
| I'm outside at 2am taking selfies like a fucking jerk after 24 hours of flying. | |
| All right. | |
| Door. | |
| We're in. | |
| To be fair, it's not a terrible fucking room. | |
| It's just a little bit of a mess. | |
| It's a little bit of a mess. | |
| you you He's got hot sauce. | |
| Alright, so it's the same code for the room upstairs. | |
| I have two rooms like this. | |
| You won't hold one. Alright, me and you would like to look better than the upstairs. | |
| We won't hold you. We'll figure it out tomorrow. | |
| Could be tricky data. | |
| We should all dice to see who loses. | |
| Yeah. Alright, you know what? | |
| It's a very fair system. | |
| Do you have dice? No, we have virtual dice. | |
| I'm gonna be uncomfortable but, the ice is the way. | |
| I know I'm gonna lose because the world hates me today. | |
| Bye. | |
| The world doesn't like me today. | |
| I'm losing the dice. I'm here. | |
| Two dice. Ready? | |
| No. Let's go. | |
| Ready? You want to go first? | |
| Just tap the dice. Eleven. | |
| Eleven. Ten. | |
| Ten. Seven! | |
| You have to see how the count is five. | |
| I don't know why. Doesn't that have any works? | |
| Well, I wouldn't do. All right, fine. | |
| Waterfall has a stack of cards because he lost his dice. | |
| God damn it! Waterfall, dice is a fair system, and that's just the way you need it for us. | |
| This is a pair of hip-hops. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Anyone need? | |
| No, thank you. | |
| Subscribe to my channel! | |
| What mall are we going to? | |
| Stop talking to me about that. | |
| It's not how you fuck it. We're a bad mall. | |
| Look at a cowboy hat. | |
| Don't buy a fucking cowboy hat. | |
| You look like a cowboy hat. | |
| You look like a cowboy hat. You look like a cowboy hat. | |
| You look like a cowboy hat. You know what? I will. |
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