We fired Our Camera Man and Flew to Dubai | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 11
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I don't think so.
I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
How many of these will survive?
you So, uh, I'm supposed to be starting this vlog telling you about the new cameraman who fired Mike, all this crazy shit's happened, none of it was on film, etc, etc, and here we are, supposed to be flying to Dubai, and Tristan booked tickets for the wrong day.
It's 15th of November, he booked the 15th of December.
Business class, like six grand.
Now he's running his ass to the ticketing office trying to pull up a miracle.
First off, we didn't complain about you doing the tickets on.
I already complained, and we managed to pull it off, and we got tickets, and now we're going to Dubai, and our VIP meet-and-greet, and everything has not been destroyed.
I didn't book tickets on.
Georgiana did. Thank you.
I want this on the record.
My personal assistant screwed up the tickets.
I don't screw things up.
That's how we stay with it.
Watch me lose. I'm the greatest gambler there's ever been.
And the greatest gambler there's ever been.
Speed gambling.
Thanks for watching!
It's been winning now. You're still down.
Gambling's up to do with upward down.
Yeah, it is. Now you're up.
I'm up, but now I got recovered for your loss.
True. Lost.
Okay, there. You've won. Have I recovered for your measly loss?
I believe so.
Have I... No, you haven't.
Almost restored family honor.
If you didn't fuck up there, you'd be rich now.
What's that on my arm?
It's your fault.
See you there. Next time.
Next time on Bankrupt, Andrew and me both lost the same amount.
Actually, Andrew lost double what I lost.
So, I'm the real champion.
Normal Gambit segment we have in every single episode of the Gambit show.
Number seven.
Number seven. The best thing about flying a business class, sorry this time, Ron Paul, we booked you to get me, is you get on the plane first and then you have to sit there and be a comfortable chair and everyone else have to rest and walk past you.
That's the best thing. No one is the standard for cocaine.
31 degrees.
I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit at everything.
Bye!
Business, kick-off scene.
I love it. Intention to quit right now.
I'll quit. Quit and drink.
I'll quit. You have to go fast,
I'm gonna ask you, show me the power.
Basically, in case you haven't watched our series before, we spend all our money on flexing on the pro.
Just to upset the Broke Boys, is what we do.
So I found out I could drive through, past the Broke Boys, keeping the Broke Boys out of the way.
What the fuck am I coming here for?
A walk? Like a bitch?
Hmm.
Good ol' one.
I don't even think we have to collect our own luggage.
We're sending broke points to get our luggage.
Yeah, so the quick thing is bring everyone up to speed.
So Mike took forever to do every episode, as you knew by the end of the last episode.
He was really fucking slow.
He was a millionaire's life and he took too fucking long.
So he fired Mike. It's a shame.
I liked Mike. I liked Mike too.
And then loads of cool shit happened.
Loads of shit that should have been on film.
Loads of amazing episodes were missed.
And then I was walking down the street one night and I saw this fucking huge 7'4 dude.
I said, what's your name? With a camera.
Yeah, he had a camera, and he's walking around, and he had a sign saying, I want to do a vlog, my name's Runfold.
Seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
So you had to wrestle him to the ground and capture him.
Like a Pokemon. Exactly.
And now, he makes our videos.
You can't see what he looks like.
He's seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
That's Runfold. So Runfold's a new camera guy.
And now all our episodes are going to be over, beyond time.
Goodbye.
Dubai is not a failed society.
Dubai is alright. I prefer Bucharest, but Bucharest is cold.
Other Bucharest summers, Dubai winches.
I don't know how long we're going to stay here for, hence we're missing in one fold, we might just be One of the bedrooms is substantially better,
and I think I should get the bedrooms because I'm not all this smartest.
No, I don't care. I found this place.
I booked it. I've got dice.
I've got dice. I do not have a dice.
Do you have any internet dice you can use?
Do you have a coin? I do not have a coin.
How do you not have a coin? Do you have a coin?
I'm not a broke boy. Why the fuck would I have a coin?
You're a broke boy. I definitely don't.
Does Ron Paul have a coin?
Maybe Ron Paul has a coin.
Not to say you're a broke boy or not, please.
Because he's bigger than me.
But it would be useful.
Any coin of any type.
Boom! English 10 P. Alright, I flip, you call it?
Let's do it! Go on, flip it!
Heads! Heads!
Woo! You're all lucky.
No luck. No luck. Beginning of the adventure.
Alright. We're gonna go do that.
I don't know. Are they skydiving or windsurfing?
I think they're windsurfing.
Check Runfold's face.
Why are you looking at these people like that, Runfold?